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# what a shame


Sad news indeed
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# whare have you been?
it's a shame about ray?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no one
has told the ray's side of the story
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Nooooo!!!
The cast of Prisoner: Cell Block H have been killed by the Terrahawks?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Ned Kelly has been killed by Captain Pugwash?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)
# No, really?
I heard that Clive James had been killed by Torchy the Battery Boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Hehe
Didn't even spot that at first!
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:04, archived)
#
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Before I bugger off for the sake of my sanity
I'll waste a precious thread on this shite
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# And how.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# LOGIC BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# glass of water + computer screen
= LLCD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIR... oh, arse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# that sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# it got old BEFORE HE FUCKING DIED!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Meh
Getting old, fucking dying, s'just the way things go
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I like
your seams
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# if there's one thing more annoying than bandwagons
it's people complaining about bandwagons
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Well, serves him right if he was trying to lure the stingray like that...

(G-Funk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# spluffing on a stingray?
It all makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Hmmm
marine bestiality

/claims domain name
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Beastiality?
Sing along to my tribute...
www.b3ta.com/board/6292582#post6292659
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Bestiality
Your laws do not apply to me
</singing>

*edit* Billy Bragg exit stage left, pursued by a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Bestialities best, boys
bestialities best
be a bit gay
with a sting-ray
be a bit gay with a ray
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:44, archived)
# He will be missed


(Chance1234 up for parole on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# me and you...
.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# lots and lots...
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# for us to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I win!
inappropriate question mark!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# doh!
it was an exclamation mark but it got tired
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:06, archived)
# cozmo and dibbs
fuck yeah!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Duncan the Dragon
was much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# for us to do!
.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# i jacked your line!
muahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# I was always fond of the alternative...
"Of things to do"
(DaysOfYore, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, archived)
# That's quite good.
/A change of mood, don't expect it to last blog
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# but this bandwagon
won't.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Meh


I wish....

So today my girlfriend decides something feels "weird" and finishes with me.
My music started to take off then went knowwhere, i have no job,

and Steve Irwin died.

Why is it when things seem to being ok, shit always hits the fan?

Lol keep the insults coming, the make me laugh :D
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Blame Canada!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i always do
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# In that case
it could be worse, you could also wake up next to bryan adams and Bret "the hitman" Hart.

with a sore arse

and a funny taste in your mouth

and the bad adez
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Take it to /talk Sunshine..
I'll laugh at you on there instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# its very difficult not to say offensive things whenever you post...
you fucking spunkbunny
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# At least you're not an EMO.
Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Was
she feeling your knob when she said "something feels weird"? ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# try hummus....
.... or originality. either one!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# or livejournal?
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# He's on fucking fire!
Meh, so what?

EDIT: Album cover for Rage Against the Meh-chine
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Jacob? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Do I have to tell you my name?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no- we know it's
Jacon Dyer. You come from Bristol, and when you went to France...oh fuckit
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Hello
My name is Jacob Dyer, You burned my neck, prepare to sound like Barnaby Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 
_       _
 \ 0_o /
(WiggZ, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# "what'y gonna do?"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Life?
Bunch of arse, mate. Have a kitmunk :(

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Woo
this is aceness
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# *asks Santa for one*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That is teh cute
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:57, archived)
# seriously though.... what does this have to do with the crocodile hunter....
get with the programme!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Well you've come to the right place for hugs and warm fuzzies!
Either that or criticism and cold insults, I forget which.

But anyway, really don't contemplate suicide. All the other -cides are so much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:52, archived)
# spermicide, homicide, pesticide
genocide, insecticide.

Mmm, had them all this weekend.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# That sounds like a good weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# yup
there's nothing like a good bit of onmicide to cheer a person up.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# i like regicide
that queen of denmark's got it coming
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I thought some of you
could make me laugh.

and no im not emo, i just feel like shit atm!
(Stuster is a dirty little rat bag, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# pffft I'm not funny enough to make anyone laugh but here have this *hug*
I hope the shitness passes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Because you don't love Jesus enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Yes, we must all love Jesus more.
*loves Jesus*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Eeeeerr!
You love him don't you! He's your boyfriend!

/Nine
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:21, archived)
# don't worry its the shit times that make the great times great.
why is it that when things are going really really well you never think about the shit times and reminisce?

ah well you don't really have a choice, time moves on regardless. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Wasn't it Oscar Wilde that said,
"Fuck it"?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:11, archived)
# bitch about it for 2 days
then move on
thats the time period i allow myself for bitching
this way you may feel like shit
but you get it out of your system before your mates decide to have nothing to do with you
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:33, archived)
# They were all there at the end to send him off!


sorry, its the only one I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Pfft,
the latest in the Limited Edition Hummus Collection
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# YES!
PEEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *snaffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *spluffle*
No. Not that. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Come on YouTube...
...where's the footage?! Pah..
(G-Funk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# needs more thames!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# that is the thames whale apparantly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# magic
now the circle is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Variation on a theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
A variation! And an amusing one!
That'll do nicely. Thankyou for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Ya see when they brazenly snapped at him he was always a step ahead


If you wanna kill a man you've GOT to use the element of surprise.... or a big gun.
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# please click here
HERE
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hehe.
Wonder if it'll work?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Feck off
I'd started so I was damn well finishing and posting. Not my fault I've only just visited the board today and you're sick of 'em :oP
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:54, archived)
# sorry magnus...
:-p
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:02, archived)
# crikey!

my condolances to the family, Steve was a great guy
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Yay
for diamonds in the rough ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Quick, the RAY gun!
Woo!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# pffft!

I'm willing to bet it's a mistake- he was killed by Ray Mears.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# i haven't made u a cunt award... but it is in the pipeline
pffftt i must look at the techno cat again... :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# *anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Steve Irwin
gaah! I hate this wagon now but your animation is tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# ^this^
p-f-t
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Mr Montoya,
I agree with wot you just said.

and there's a clicky on the way (not to you, but to the clever clogs above)
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
More of this sort of thing!


but less of the rest of the crap that's been posted today.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# ^this^
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# ^ this too

THe ray looks quite content there "Mr Irwin, Mr Irwin, I only want an autograph.." :)

Look at em both go!

woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 3:12, archived)
# ^this here
Didn't mean no harm, didn't mean no harm - Just died....!

(Gorillaz running through my head)
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 19:41, archived)
# nice one!
Did you see my take on what I believe to be your home town? warning: size of small planet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# oi!
nice!! how the bleeping hell did you do that? where where you standing on?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# from the La Place, no less, behind a beer
it's a polar coordinates distortion of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)
# pretty!
darn high for a beer though :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:00, archived)
# meh
emergency business meeting :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:03, archived)
# those are
usually the best meetings
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:15, archived)
# You evil swine
Well done. Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I propose a new national day day.


Free oil for those who participate.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Breaking news: Bush to buy three million cats.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# is it free peak oil?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Er,
yes?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# give me my oil
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It's in the post.
I put it in a jiffy bag rather than a barrel. It's quite nice and squidgy, if a bit leaky.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# awwww if this was moisturiser
I'd rub it all over my face!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)
# *lubes*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# My cats not happy about the oil
(I helped save b3ta! Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Would
Goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# have
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Need a picture of teh backside of teh moon, mooning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Teh dark side?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# that's the one
but without the pink floyd connotations, tyvm
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# the brown side of the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# The skidmarks of Sun Myung Moon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# it's a lunachick
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# More Irwin
(Jimi K, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *starts shaking erratically*
Urmmnnurr! mnurr! mnurrrmnnruummnr! Irwinnmmnuurmnnurmmn!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:39, archived)
# does this animate?
or is it just fucking massive
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# it appears to be fucking massive
I'm putting in a request for "your picture" and "the moon" here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# mmnnnnmmnng?
irrrrrvwwnnmmmannnnanangnggllng?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# RANT/Filesize/Bandwagon.
Please fill in the details of this rant yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# You are a cunt
and a troll
and have several b3ta accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# and his mother was a snowblower
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# eh?
How you know this?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)
# CHRIST
FILESIZE
BINDUN TO FUCKING SHITTING DEATH
ENOUGH OF THIS

Edit: Oh, and MANATINE?
NNYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# you are incorrect
it was not the poison that killed him, it was the wound from the barb of it's tail.

/marine biologist blog
(bigolslabomeat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# please read the faq


clue: it's too fucking BIG
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# ok
anyone with Irwin mindpiss go here
www.b3takit.co.uk/

Id rather see rehashes of memes than this. its not funny anymore.
lets go back to the days of the quo and dick beattie
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hurrah for teh Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# I like it
about as much as this nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# oh my sweet fucking christ on a cock
that makes me itch
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck.
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:49, archived)
# NURSE!
Keep the swelling but get rid of the pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Oh dear lord
I may have to throw up. 'scuse me, all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Happy Now
File size has been shrunk.
(Jimi K, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# no
faq- file size should be 50 or less
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:45, archived)
# And 400 pixels or less.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:51, archived)
# No, No, NO.
It's still over 50k, and it's still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# 50k, please
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Good lord man!
Three posts so far.

READ THE DAMN FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:46, archived)
# For the love of God!


1 2 3 4 5 6

Sexy Nuns™ especially for Mr. Horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# why thank you Doctor!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# HNURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# shit!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Who's the chick?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Ray's taking over the show, he's even got a catchphrase


SPIKEY!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Somebody
kill me now.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
#
*stabs through chest with stinger"
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# much obliged
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Sorry, I'm af-RAY-ed I can't help you there
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# That's because
you're a CROCK of shit, you arse HUNTER. I, er-WIN.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I thought you'd died?
nope, just your sense of humor

chill winston, it's only a board
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hey! was only a joke
kiddo, I particularly liked 'I er WIN' pun (Irwin?!! no?!!)

Oh well, sorry!
(Party Sausage, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:04, archived)
# So thats why they look so smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
but shouldn't it be linked, I mean, it could easily be mistaken for pr0n
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# That joke's from Cyanide and Happiness, isn't it?
Still, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# what is this cyanide and happiness you speak of?
is it something I need to watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha!
Top.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Bloam!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# YEAH! BITCHIN'!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Jeezum crow
I thought it was just a bad dream! *Flees*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
MORE! MORRRRRRRRRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Dick van who???
and what is a mantee??????
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# dugongs, dugongs it's the cow of the sea he he
dugongs, dugongs, also known as the manateee!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Coolness -2
Spelling +4
NoobN3sS!1 +6
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# its been manic today :)
its like gastro-interitis [sic] b3ta and emails.... getting it at both ends!!!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# well at least i learnt something today
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# you thicky!
Dick Van Dyke Vs. Manatee

Result: Bloam!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ohhh
I see now
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# He plays Steve irwin in the new biopic
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Bloam!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Dick Van Dugong?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Gor blahmee meery pappins!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# can you hear me major tom?
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Haha!
Top stuff, as always.

Are there any paper bags on that spaceship? I fear mankind may depend on it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
put her helmet on her, she'll soon steam up so you can't see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:34, archived)
# have kids... they may be better looking...
*packs bags for journey to hull*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:35, archived)
# best thing since slice ravioli
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# RIP
(farmboy, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ill octopus
sick squid is the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# why i orda!
woo
(Harry Monk, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# i've got a certificate and everything
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:29, archived)
# But no certificate in spelling

Only two "s"s in access...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
# arf
meh fuck it


there you go noob, changed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
lovin the edit!
down with pedants!
up with fists!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# You're alive!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# just about
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# That's still more than Steve Irwin.
*badum tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# or that young lad who went sky diving with his dad from a balcony in greece
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:37, archived)
# "You've been framed - Extreme Edition"
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I love you
from the heart of my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i think your fucking great
you massive bag of cock
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:32, archived)
# i love you from the bottom
of my pencil case
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# when that song was out
I remember a girl at school singing it to me while lying on the floor of the changing room.

/1989 blog.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:36, archived)
# You might have caught the 2nd verse
if you hadn't been chased out of the girls' locker room. Perv!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:41, archived)
# phwooooooor
tell me more? did you fuck her?
up the shitter?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
# do 11 year olds do that sort of thing these days?
I'm out of touch with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:44, archived)
# only becuse of the court order though, eh
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 14:48, archived)

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