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# teh New Game
Hello.

A colleague was moaning about his problems (failed musical aspirations, depression, poor lung condition, imminent sacking from work) the other day, and as I was feeling in a charitable mood I invented a game. It's called 'Fix Crosbyti'. Here's the template :



Can anyone better our efforts to 'Fix Crosbyti?'

(jism Lager, Sir, is regal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Hello.
Your game looks lovely. I especially like the way you have illustrated balls as being indiscernable from hairy shits. However, your pictures are a little on the large side, and I can see a seam or two.

I see this is your first post, so please take a look at the site FAQ before posting any more if you want to avoid persecution from the board nazi party.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# how awfully polite
i feel as though i have just read something written by the Queen
(hmmmzilla - In my country bananas are considered naughty, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)
# A seam?
Where?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)
# thanks for the reply
I used mspaint for this, which is why there is a small chance that users with low-resolution displays and / or inferior graphics cards may see a seam or two which would incorrectly denote poor shopping skills on the posters part.

(jism Lager, Sir, is regal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)
# yes indeed, this however does not excuse why your post is bigger
than the recommended 50k for a still image.

as we are in fluffy mood today, may i suggest you read this:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

(please note that fluffy mode could suddenly be turned off and you could be in for a rough day)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Quick! Put this on your head!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:02, archived)
# i can see your seams
and my inferior graphics cards setup has so far cost me £500 and i can still see them seams *bum rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] When eggs dream
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha,
I like that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Legg it! (sic)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)
# i think
it's actually a prophecy for eggs everywhere, of how to escape certain death in the future. they just have to grow legs.
(this farming man, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha!
winnah!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Wow.
That's brill...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Need to keep those teeth clean

otters otters otters, they're otterly lovely
/otter obsession
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Yaaay, otters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Yay to Otters!
Woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# yaaay!
they look so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:27, archived)
# awww, lovely otters!
thats cheered me up no end after my 'turn' on the links board :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hooray!
and i just got distracted by that following your link down the way... heh
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I fear talking to Mrs Wembley is like talking to a brick wall though Archie..
Edit: brick wall Salvador Dali
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:41, archived)
# after a marathon night of eating Snickers he'd be silly not to
you can't skimp on oral hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Scrubba scrubba scrubba
Otters are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Nice otter action!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)
#
otters =)
(hinch schmooo, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)
# *click*
otterly brilliant - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Minty fresh
Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 15:14, archived)
# a paintmash
monster

that i noticed this morning on my bathroom floor while peeing on it.
(this farming man, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# This is your bathroom floor?
You are a disgrace, Sir.

edit: I see spluff stains!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)
# ya
seeing the look of despair on his otherwise cute monster face, made me realize that my bathroom might not be the best monster habitat and that is, after all, what i want to accomplish with my personal hygiene.
(this farming man, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# This would indeed disturb me
I would piss everywhere to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# oo
he reminds me of Hungry Horace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I heard he'd been killed
in a skiing accident, but here he is alive and well on this farming man's floor (being pissed on).

Happy b3taday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# exactly like that!
my pee is never ending too.
(this farming man, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# You wanna see a Doctor mate,
could be your prostate playing up.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:29, archived)
# i've actually never waited forever for it to stop
so it might be nothing.
(this farming man, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Arf!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)
# The breakup of greenland
on google earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# yes!
i thought it was a landsat image to!
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:09, archived)
# whasat coming over the hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Batteries run out..


Previous fluffy padawans:
Fearless otter
Deft Kitten
Dueling kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Let the force flow through you young Kittenwalker!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Love that
Awww!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# The clickage was good
This series indeed does rock.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Oooh, I got a smile
;-)
*nudge*
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# aww
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Concentrate, kitten
Lift it with the power of your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Grrraagh?

GRRagh!
Grroogh?
Grack!
*canned laughter*

My webcomic
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# So, so very painful...
Woo though.

Kept scrolling, waiting for the punchline, nearly fell off me chair when I saw it.

Top-punnage.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# :)
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Now's as good a time as any to debut my new woo


Top punnage indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# It's a cuckwoo clock!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# punnage at an incredible rate...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Oo
what a woosome woo!

Have my very old one back...

(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# thank woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wow what a night. Found out the woman I was crazy about was crazy about me:)

EDIT: Sorry but for being mushy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Aww!
That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah not my usual sort though
Very religious and has a 12 year old kid! SO a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# So I'm guessing
that a prompt game of hide-the-salami is not likely...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 16:11, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# This is quite,
quite excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Thanks
and 'blimey'. The board could be out run by an arthritic snail today.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 15:01, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Oooff!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:24, archived)
# .
Go Go Popemobile!
(colddarkplace - It rains in Sheffield, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Actually, he's not as much of an idiot as it seems. The quote was taken out of context of the rest of the speech. /serious
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Indeed
Can't say much for risk of being seen to be unfluffy/racialist/a bit of a twunt, but I do find it very odd the way that it's okay for a high up member of the Muslim faith to say well negative things about Christianity (Ayatollah Khomeini for example), and we just kind of go "Yeah, whatever.", but the minute anybody on the Christian side of the fence says owt, sometimes not even negative just questioning, and it all goes mental. Weird innit?

Either way I think it's all a load of shite anyway, and the minute people stop arguing over who's got the best imaginary friend, the better off we'll all be.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# STUPID FUCKING NINJA BADGER

HE'S CONTAGIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# he's growing on me like mould
i need a plaster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I like Ninjas
And I like Badgers ...

But for some reason, this gives me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Here to
nothing more dangerous than a ferocious Ninja-badger quite obviously on drugs and liable to flip out and do all kind of unpredictable violent things without provocation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The Apheggs Twin


Also known as AFEggs
(jammietarts ..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:07, archived)
# with breasts for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Yup.
(See cover of 'Windowlicker' ep...)
(jammietarts ..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Class.

I love that song/man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Shameless Roasted Pea


Looking cool there!

(beegram Freelance flange tester since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Starts with G
ends "roan"
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Gnorbotroan?
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# don't be confused or a-scared.
embrace the gnorbotroan.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# good pic but
he's a DJ there, not an MC
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Those could be two-way headphones, and they could be plugged into the mic port...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# all headphones are "two-way headphones".
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# This doesn't explain why I cannot plug my earbuds into the microphone port and shout into them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Ive stopped using those
after about a year you will find yourself needing to have your ears syringed.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# A MAN JUST CAME INTO MY HOUSE BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS KEYS TO THE FRONT DOOR.
CAN YOU GUESS WHO THIS MAN WAS????
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Eric McNiggers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# ERIC MCNIGGERS IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN WEINER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:01, archived)
# YOU WISH THAT WAS THE REAL REASON HE IS THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahah
you have caught dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I AM DAVEW27
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:59, archived)
# I AM DAVEW27
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I am davew27 :(
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I am Davew27
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I am Davew27
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# YOU ARE DAVEW27.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:11, archived)
# HE IS DAVEW27.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Who is davew27?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# draw a car
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# MY EGO IS +TEN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Nicely shopped!!!
wooity
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# They call him MC Squared
'cos he raps like no other.


Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Zoomerman has a new car!
Now he can pull all the chicks!

Click for bigger

P.S. My first attempt at using photoshop properly. I used PaintShop before...
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# He's sitting in the wrong side of the car.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# No he isn`t....
...its right hand drive :P

Seriously tho, I dunno where everyone else is from but I`m in England so he`s definately on the correct side as far as I`m concerned :)
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:41, archived)
# This is your shittest drawing of a car yet, Davew27.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Errm...
...its a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# MY NAME IS gronkpan. YOU CANNOT CHANGE THIS WITH YOUR MIND TRICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I'm sure
that source photo was taken outside the Stadium of Light at Sunderland
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Sprout what's the question?, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:57, archived)
# You are absolutely...
...spot on! :)
(I helped save b3ta! zxon We're here, but we don't know where..., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:58, archived)
# THIS BOARD IS MOVING VERY QUICKLY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I wish there where more B3tans like you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# THIS HO LOOKS LIKE SHE'D GIVE THE CRAZY HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Thats a man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Don't stop beleivin, ohh oh hooooo0ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# So do I.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Then say with me
"MEKALEKA HI MEKA HINEY HO".
NOW ALL YOU BOYS AND GIRLS AT HOME
"MEKALECKA HI MECKA HINEY HO"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Just because I don't post it on the internet doesn't mean I haven't already said it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Meh?
That pic looks like Eric and Ernie....
(goatboy2k, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:33, archived)
# BE COOOL ABOUT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE SAFTEY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Slow board, have a tidied up pearoast from the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:25, archived)
# praise the lord
he's lost his marbles
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# COLOURING TEIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Do you mean that it's time for you to colour that picture in?
If so, we agree.

I LOVE AGREEING WITH YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:17, archived)
# finished!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! schesis reported missing on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# there's nothing about that i don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:50, archived)
# bit late with this compo entry as i've just re-joined....


seemless and not pony at all eh?
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:04, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS GOURD,
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't realise this was your first reply to your first post.
Welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:09, archived)
# u taking the piss out of my quality post?
how dare ye!!!
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:11, archived)
# ( I know its shit tho so no probs)
...
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)
# I just didn't want to be the cunt that scared you off.
What are your thoughts on nietsche?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Nurture or nature ?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)
# If you weren't dancing the nutbush while you typed that,
you are a pathetic fool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# DO YOU SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hey
theres plenty more shit where that came from
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Seamless indeed.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:13, archived)
# must
brush up my skills
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:15, archived)
# dont worry.
Least its made and not a real image
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:16, archived)
# it can only get
worse
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# nah, always show the working out.
you're marked down if you don't.

might i suggest you brush up on your human anatomy though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:18, archived)
# As long as the pony head can fit in there without any problems, things are cool.
It's a training issue rather than an impossibility.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:20, archived)
# the deluxe version
will be better
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:37, archived)
# pfft
well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# youre too
kind
(Senior Doofy, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# on a lighter note.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:44, archived)
#
how lully!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:45, archived)
# awww
they're great

I want at least one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:47, archived)
# ta. have one of these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)
#
MOD EDIT: NSFW Porn lady
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:10, archived)
# THAT IS A DUDE IN A WIG. LOOK AT THIS JAWLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:31, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:50, archived)
# My Grandad lost his toe on one of those.
He then went on to develop diabetes and die from repeated strokes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Charlie Sheen and Gronkpan fucking.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/F-WORD.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I'm not really feeling it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I've just started.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)
# THIS IS THE LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS, YOU CAN FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Sunday Sunday here again in tidy atire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Monning Sah.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Most woosome!
Can they come and do my garden? How much do they cost (the tarts)?
(CdrVimes, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:59, archived)
# How fucking fabulous
Sunday with the fluff!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 11:44, archived)
# I was going to sleep but I had a nightmare. Post your Robin Leech impression in this thread.


Mines here.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:06, archived)
# My name is Robin Leech. I don't know who this is. Please sell me your children.
Do you have any spare change?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Champain Wishes and Caviar Dreams.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Leach
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyles_of_the_rich_and_famous
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:11, archived)
# http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/richnfamous.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)
# charmin'
!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Sounds just like him.
EDIT: FUCK, I just mixed this sound clip to Brass Bonanza but then I accdently deleted it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)
# use
a shoe horn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:35, archived)
# or
any vegtable tuba
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)
# This will have to do.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/GRONKPANISGAYPAN.wav
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Here, I've put it over a song I've given up on:
www.b3tards.com/uploads/raggatimebbb.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Me too.
Also: can I use that for something else?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Sure.
You can even have a song that I'm happy with, if I like what you're going to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I'm going to use it in loud YTMND sites like this:
ytmnd-soundtrack-vol14.ytmnd.com/
thebigsalad.ytmnd.com/
polendwillrapeyourkids.ytmnd.com/
Only they'll be better now.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ymntd pisses me off. I have to open up internet explorer every time I want too see one.
I still haven't decided it this adds to or detracts from the effect.

Use that tune, by all means. Just give me credit wherever you'd do that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:48, archived)
# okay, I really just want the "THIS IS RUBGGLAHAD FUGGUT FFFFFFFFFF...FUCK OFF".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I HATE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:53, archived)
# FUCK OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)
# That is not Robin Leech.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:20, archived)
# that's what you think.
because you're not very bright.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Silly King Lear, hug not fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the King Lears.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Only the dirty ones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Wow
An image you made without your head dobber.

Edit: dont have any leaches but...


(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Did you used to be called Tesla?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:28, archived)
# yes.
and before that "fluffy" but i forgot the login.

Why, prey tell Sir.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I dunno, you just spent so long calling yourself ning formerly tesla that I thought it meant a great deal.
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)
# I guess that is true.
Morning
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Dennis the Phantom Menace

an addition of lightsabre since last night's post

Bigger here
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)
# hohooho
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:35, archived)
#
In 1978, legislation was introduced to make playing the song "Short People" on the radio illegal in Maryland. Newman often pokes fun at the misinterpretation of his song during concerts, sarcastically announcing, "I hate short people, it's true. The reason I don't say anything is because the record label's afraid I'll tell people what I really think."
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Beep beep beep.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:36, archived)
# This is a PICTURE!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 9:41, archived)
# wow
it's identical to the one you posted yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:01, archived)
# read carefully chief
"an addition of lightsabre since last night's post"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:07, archived)
# HE ADDED A LIGHT SABER, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:08, archived)
# it was my 200th post too
(in too long a time)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:12, archived)
# OH, TOTALLY, IT'S ALL ABOUT HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:14, archived)
# i was just suggesting
my posting up until now was slow.
not that my longevity was anything to boast about
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I once raped a goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Goldwish dont have rape-able orifaces, how did you do it? Did you video it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Don't try and act like it was all because of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)
# b3ta and it's members do not advocate anything you see or read on the board...
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:25, archived)
# It is spelt lightsaber
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:27, archived)
# i stand corrected
(although actually I'm sitting)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:32, archived)
# although...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightsabre
sends you to the same place
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)
# It is spelled SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE AN INTERNET GHOST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:33, archived)
# You're a pedant
yet you think Pluto is a planet. Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I don't want to be geeky or pedantic here but
The Emporer/Darth Sidious was the Phantom Menace not Maul



/geeky pedant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I was thinking it,
but didn't feel the need to point it out for fear of being branded "Lord of all Geekdom".

Ergo I shall be the first in honouring your new title "HappyToast - Lord of all Geekdom".
Enjoy the power and success with the ladies this new office affords you.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# 'kin great.
Have a massive Woo from me.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# cheers dude!
nice to see you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)

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