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# THROT!

*throt*throt*throt*throt*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# haha
*throts*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# *throts*
can't beat a good throtting in the evening
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:40, archived)
# throt 'im
throt 'im 'ard!!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:40, archived)
# throthrotthrot






34
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# crikey
at the rate you're posting, you could have your own weekly nekkid teim

edit: i got confused by your icon :¬D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:43, archived)
# oh dear lord,
another one?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:45, archived)
# you mean he doesn't already?
, evenin!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# evenin sir
*tips hat*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# evenin', trust you are well!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:51, archived)
# evenin'!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Yay to throting &
Woo to you :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# succumb
succumb to the throttage!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hehehehe, THROT
nice!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Does the guy on the right
have a magnetic attraction to Throts?

If so the guy on the left does not look happy about it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I would like to see deep throt action
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:04, archived)
# *throts*
grand
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:27, archived)
# THROT!
woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Now that's magic 2 ! Say Yes Paul.


Hi folks, just wanted to introduce myself as one of the newbie tuesday new arrivals, hope you like my version of the paul daniels magic show :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:28, archived)
# now my brain is broken
edit: I could have sworn that the BBC News 24 newsreader just said her name was Rizla Teeth
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I like this a lot!

EDIT: NOT A LITTLE
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
choke him! choke him hard!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ha ha this a way ha ha that a way
ha ha this a way

MY OH MY
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
choke the bastard!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top :D
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:38, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# mmm, debbie
*click*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:41, archived)
# now THATS magic!
ace stuff
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Why thank you very much.
i appologise if you've got his message twice..
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:07, archived)
# pre-roast.....
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
CLASS IS FUN.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# didn't you post this shite yesterday?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# yes
but at least it's constant shite
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# ooh, imagine that
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# *imagines*
do they do Toilet Duck in 10 litre sizes?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# would you rather it be incosistant shite?
like some kind of lumpy Diarrhoea?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# "Dihorea "
my good man
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)
# of course
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:33, archived)
# erm....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# how about you make a new image~
just a suggestion!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# you
REVOLUTIONARY!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# I haven't made a newthreadworthy pic in years.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# AT LEAST I LIKE DYSLEXIA
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# YOU ARE A RACIST THEN
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# IM A RACIST AS I DONT LIKE ANYONE WHO EATS STRAW OR CATS
Ohhh, it's like he's never left
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# SHIFT KEY IN OPERATION
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:32, archived)
# reposts only lead to more reposts
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha
"I'm not fucking drinking this! Look what it did to my house!"

Also, I like the bicycle guy having trouble navigating round a brick. You'd think they'd put signs up.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Well,
I dont think he wants to damage his shiny Blue Bike.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
#
shiny
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# That was absolutely worth it
Really, really worth it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Reposts?
Did someone say shameless reposts?

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# It's reposts is it?
Good-o.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:29, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:37, archived)
#
wankstain
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:44, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:52, archived)
# I think there is a lesson for us all here


remember, any insults you throt at me will just give me masochistic pleasure
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:54, archived)
# masochism is for losers!
;¬)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:56, archived)
# stop throtting at me
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# *throts*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# and the lesson is
"Don't Eat Pink Sausages"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# the lesson is-
HOLY CRAP IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Is the lesson..
Scale: How to use it?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# ^probably this
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Probably?
You scared of being throtted?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
# *fears teh throt*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# succumb
succumb to the throttage!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# *throts all over the fucking place*

*throts*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
# *return throt!*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:18, archived)
# whoa!
you'll have someone's eye out with that!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
#
scale
Filesize
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# The lesson is
Lions like Bingowings
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ha
I particularly like the guy who didn't know it was going to be a funeral.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha
well spotted
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
# heh
"Hmm now, black suit? Nah. White pleated slacks? Maroon t-shirt? Yeaaah! Fuck it, it's only a funeral."
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:15, archived)
# hehe
*remembers alan partridge in castrol gtx jacket*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# He looks like a cool jock on steroids
with no fucking idea
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Mapputatsuni hiki sakuwayo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# It's on the left, opposite the bus stop.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Arrigato Gozaimasu
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:20, archived)
# What an absolute...
liontoucher :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# the first lesson is shame
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:01, archived)
# the 'real' world...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# pffft
silly jeremy
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# in'e just?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Keep on rockin'!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I'm afraid i've burned out my rocking abilities lately
all i have left is polka, and the odd fandango
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Kung fu his ass
Jeremy!!

woo.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# MORE JEREMY'S WORLD!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# here y'are
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:54, archived)
# *joys*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
# go Jeremy
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# prft :P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
i love that one
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Pfft!
funny because it's true
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I think I saw the first one at someones house while drunk
and the other one I saw was the second one in a cinema. And the jumping up and down rave scene upset me because it was so shite.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# saw the first one in the cinema by chance
Seen it loads. They should've ended there though.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# hehe.
poor jeremy
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:56, archived)
# I'd pity him....
but I also persuade him to do such things
he's very gullible is our Jez
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# same with my Randy McBeansborough
like the time i said you could catch aids from cats disguised as tom selleck.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Driving steam powered cars.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:00, archived)
# god
everyone's fallen for that one at some time or other
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# tch!
tell me about it!


no, realy, tell me about it. i wanna hear it...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Well I was in the Marina Museum in Swansea town one day,
when all of a sudden some cats come burning past towards the beach in a stolen car. I was quite taken aback by this, when suddenly none other than Magnum P.I. turns up. I was about to get his autograph when the stolen car comes back and the driver tells me to watch out as he has the "bad ayeds", so I start running like feck. Somehow I'm quite naturally quicker than Magnum so he decides to steal one of the model steam engines from the Museum and proceed via steam power.

It was only after 10 minutes of chasing that Magnum's moustache blew off in the steam, and I found out it was all a wind up. Evil cats.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:12, archived)
# that has made my day.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Glad I could help :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# christy
that's an incredible tail....






/coat
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:16, archived)
# they're a bit thick these characters of ours
a collaboration might be interesting...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hehe
that would be cool
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# i like that train of thought.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# and I like that cat driven train
it's a system that works i tells ye!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:08, archived)
# She never understood why the Westerners always laughed at her.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:26, archived)
# it helps her suck!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I prefer barley
rape is crap
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# grape is better
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:30, archived)
# quite so old bean
I am off out to the union tonight~

TEXT me to post that before you go to bed or tomorrow morn
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:30, archived)
# send me the CV
and post me the A-R thing, PLEEASE!.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I think I must be depressed
This is why.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# omg
stats! gotta get up the stats!!!!!

*sips some weak orange drink*

ah, later maybe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:41, archived)
# *sips weak lemon drink*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# always handy to do when on a low budget adventure
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:10, archived)
# christ i'm still in the top 10
i've hardly posted :¬(
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# You are sad because you have a life
or that it was all too effortless?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# that i'm in the top 10
i dropped to 11 and i though right i'm goiong to cut down on b3ta
i've done loads of work today, then i check and i've moved up to 8th

and no - i don't have a life
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I've dropped four places
In a day!!!
I guess the new stats week starts today!
yesterday i was on over 320, now i am 299!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Stats makes a nice poem if shuffled
konichiwa Droog-san!
*rubs him with liver*
Your Ranger tracking skills impress me
I no longer want the job.
haha!

I think chips are way too expensive
£6

"Bagsies" right buttock
BIGGER
*protects eyes*

That's rather ace Dave
A chest of drawers with boobs?
*fears*
I think this is pretty darn clever.

ello ello! Nice to meet you at the weekend :)
DUKE

Ken Dodd in a christmas hat
displaying an unhealthy knowledge
poor denmark
groan

Thankyou
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)
# *images of chests of drawers with boobs*
mmmmm
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha
"Ken Dodd in a christmas hat
displaying an unhealthy knowledge"

made me laugh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# This is why
You're number one.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# I am number one
because I comment whether people want it or not!

and despite the statistics, I am still hearting the links board
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Pure Art!!!



(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# i'm not even on it!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# i just noticed the bit at the bottom
i'd never noticed it before
now i'm on it 3 times
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# i'm really going to have to post more...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:58, archived)
# how long has that been back up for?
I'm on the second table! woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# it was put back up when the GAZ messages started
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# cheers :)
I may have to stop masturbating in order to post more.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Rape is a bit Shitty :P



and that twatting plant that gives me headaches... it's all bad!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Robert Plant?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Pffftss!
hehehehe, noes... rape plant, the friendly yellow FUCKER!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:33, archived)
# RACIST
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:35, archived)
# /cries
am not!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Sorry
I thought you were Dr. Dyslexia for a moment.

I know he GCs his name. so HELLO YOU RACIST~~~
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 5:03, archived)
# That reminds me.....
*goes to shop burkha joke*
also arf and woo
But can't get scanner to work!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# The favourite food of the horshes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)
# hahahhaaa
he fucking does you know :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)
# ^that
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:51, archived)
# i like it
nice one
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:06, archived)
# And this is what I drawed at work
I love the sexy way you right-click
While the computer was in a huff thinking about things
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# so you work in a factory making a computer think about ways to
production liney things n stuff?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I wish I did
as that sounds vaguely interesting
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# I think that is the way I phrased it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:39, archived)
# you could write exciting job ads for boring jobs
:D

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# sounds like the core of a picture challenge
hmm...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# hmm
perhaps it does

:D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:11, archived)
# How to make a boring job sound interetsing.
Theres some mileage in that I think.


...........
How to make the guys who scrawls on a train ticket at Leeds station sound interesting????
Without resorting to a magenta cock or lots of blood....


**********************************************
3rd edit...... D'Oh....

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Top doodlidge!
Does any one else have a problem replying tonight?It seems to take ages!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# maybe your internets have bad pipes
seems to be working ok here
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:26, archived)
# seems to have quickened.
I'd ring freeserve,wanadoo,orange, but it's too much hassle
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:28, archived)
# I'm with them orange buggers too
and my internettyness has been slow since saturday.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Yes, it's about Saturday it slowed down
They may be doing "maintainence".( or just being cnuts)

edit: ironically that was the fastest reply!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:34, archived)
# they knew what was being said
and rushed it through :P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# they'll just tell you to reboot it
and blame you and that

and then ask if there's anything else they can help with

yeah, like they want to help
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Not me
*runs back to /talk*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Ooh, likings
Could you link to a bigger version though? It's a bit titchy :(
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:47, archived)
# yes it is a bit titchy :(
GinyNormous
:D

As big as big can be!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:47, archived)
# eep

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Every time you wank
he burns your embassy.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I like that.
Also ATFTFTFTF etc.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:20, archived)
# heh
food i need, non i have
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Happy b3taday mister

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:27, archived)
# thanks ya
do you have any cake?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# No,
*wants*

*says "please" and everything*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# looks like an advert for the Fear Party election capaign,.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Same source image ahoy!
Therefore... a pearoast
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Pffft
Laughed out loud at this, nice one!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Vroom vroom.
More BattleCars inspired stuff.



It ain't fast, but there's a lot of room for flamethrower fuel under that bonnet.

Source pic

Previously
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Killcars!
they rock!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# cor, liquorice allsort rocket launchers!*
i like

*if you squint a bit
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Brrrraaawww!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Ace
Mad Max meets Pimp My Ride. Hilarity ensues! Somebody phone MTV, we'll be rich I tells ya!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# This!
They do two Battle-Pimps per show, and then the chavs fight it out in THE ARENA OF DEATH to a thumping techno soundtrack, whilst Westwood runs around the arena screaming, and trying to climb over the barbed wire barrier before he gets smeared into the gravel or riddled with armour piercing rounds...

Sorry. Back now.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:14, archived)
# nice bent tube bonnet thing!
I bet the flamethrower works at under 5mph or in reverse only
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# here's that screenshot of Carol if you missed it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I noticed before I noticed this~
I wish I had a screen grab - blue lycra. Not my cuppa, but a classic.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I'm really lovin' it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Me dad used to have one of them cars (except for the add-ons)
Same colour too. He called it "anti-theft paint".

He still caught someone trying to steal it lol. He was gutted he disturbed them though.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)
# 100% unshopped, I swear


Unfortunately, so's this (sfw).
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# that's some industrial approach
I like it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# *cums*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# hehe
it looks like a green cock*, aswell.



*grossly deformed.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
#


that isn't normal?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I had a cumflow this morning
come round and unblock my pipes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# you have a dog which is a green tube with "Cumflow" written on the side?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
#
is has
green tube written
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:00, archived)
#
with?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# please
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)
# more etched in with a scalpal?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# No,
if I did then I'd be looking at my dog.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Yes
I do do pun book titles . . . for Kia Ora

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# 'ello, there sir hat.
might i ask wha' choo talkin' bout, willis?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
# The clicky link
is a book with a punny title . . .

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# I don't understand the fingerprint one
unless it's the "whore" bit?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# A whorl
is a type of fingerprint.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hahahahahaaaaa
that made me spray my keys with doritos
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Last quick and dirty for the day
fuck

bu-bye, y'awl!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# t'ra to you!
hahaha (: *uses*

i'm off too! back to uni ): t'ra all!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# bye bye to both
have fun, you two.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Steady!
I say!

Edit: have a good 'un yerself... :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I saw Blair rifling through that.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Well worth the laziness!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# That would imply that they had some.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Great Kareoke down the ol' pound....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Source image?
That's chuffing alright.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# here
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Up 'till then I had not even realised it was two dogs.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# What...just one with two heads?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:09, archived)
# *stage diiive!!*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# *doigs*
haha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# that kid should land on a spike
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Why?
what has he ever done to you?
is he french?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# BECAUSE HE'S ON A BOUNCY CASTLE AND I'M NOT!
who thought of a bouncy castle?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# that would be the earl of duke, duke of earl.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# did he have a wife?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:56, archived)
# yes.
she didn't have a name, as her face was in another dimention.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Yes,
a beard.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# what colour was it?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:59, archived)
# neutral
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:43, archived)
# this image is so complicated
it looks a bit like the dog has a tumor which is singing Karaoke
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I'm having trouble seeing what's going on there.
However, it doesn't impair my enjoyment. Woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:02, archived)
# I dont know why
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# R to the I to the mother fucking S
What the shuddering fuck is that all about?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# i dont know!
The bloke looks so happy though, and the woman's quite nice.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# justing timberlake's "good"* song**, sexyback
*shit

**bit of noise
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Ah.
*Googles this Timberlake chappy*

[EDIT: ah! a musician.]
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# shiver YOUR timbers
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# J-to-the-motherfucking-timberlake, alas
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Bonjour!
How's your neck?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# fine thanks for asking.
my finger on the other hand...


i cut it, cutting cabbage
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# On
which hand?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Left, which is a bit rubbish, because i write with my left hand
but i can click with my right!*










* click a mouse not my hands
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I hope
he has a receipt for the sexy that he's got otherwise he's not bringing anything back.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
# well said.
have a scrabble board.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Thanks
Hmm it's not much use without the letters, unless...

*puts board on head*

SUCCESS!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# how many points does success get?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Dunno.
The boards on my head so I can't see if it goes across any triple word scores.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# triple word score!
that makes a total of 2 points.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Here is a picture of Margaret Dumont.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# She has a lovely moustache.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# i thought it was silly string
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# I was not commenting on the shadow on her top lip.
I was making a hilarious quip based upon the idea that I had somehow mistaken the gentleman on the left for the lady in question.

Hahaha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# too many words.
Not enough brain.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# I guessed
that.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Good show.
I rather like it.

I may even click it.

Yes, I shall.

*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:51, archived)
# dirty sanchez
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# *does a joy*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# *mops up*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# that is rather fetching
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] just an image in my head
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's DESMOND!
had to be done.

woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:41, archived)
# I don't see the connection
Between Countdown and Des Lynam
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# It's a big road
called the M1
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# sigh
Des Lynam played Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

Jack Nicholson is married to Carol Vorderman.

Carol Vorderman is on Countdown.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# arf!
it's funny because it's true
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I remember seeing Carol on some "Brainiest kid on tv" type show
WITH A TREMENDOUS CAMELTOE
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# Picture?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I had a look
sadly I can't print directly from by burnt retina
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# I saw that one
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:03, archived)
# TREMENDOUS!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:12, archived)
# FAY? I dont get it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I'm so sorry
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I bet he's good at potting the reds.
/coat
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahaa!
Hankster done a pun!

He's trying to be me again!

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Christ no!
I'm not "Wacky" enough
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Evening

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# oh yes, that's right! nobody steals from mr. johnson!


oh, wait...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Hmm.
A lot going on off screen and very little on screen.

In fact I am not sure who the character I can see is at all, nr how they fit into the story.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:39, archived)
# he is sitting on a couch watching the tv
all else is irrelevent
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Ah!
I didn't get that it was on telly.

Should I know who Mr Johnson is?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:46, archived)
#
nope, just random names I made up. like you would find on any random after school special tv type show.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:47, archived)
# I am over complicating things.
I don't have a telly, I must be being dim.

I very much like the style of the cartoon and suspect it is probably be me that is being dim, rather than the joke being at fault.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:50, archived)
# I probably should have drawn a tv
would have made more sense that way
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:58, archived)
# then you are a silly
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# thank you
I was about to cry
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# A SMALL GAG


Followed by a BIG PLUG. Sorry to spam y'all - I do fear the board nazis - but any London B3tards should get to the Barfly in Camden on the 18th of November to see 7 SECONDS OF LOVE (who you know of) supported by Big Hand and The Big Red. It's a night of quality ska and rock n roll and half the tickets are sold already so I suggest getting online and booking them.

PS - The quality of music is far superior to my paintmashing skills.

Thank you for your time.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# they were very good when i saw them
and i wore a hat
and then i was sick

/7SOL gig blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I have yet to see them
But I'm well looking forward to it. Big Hand are my mates and The Big Red is my brother's band, so I'm kind of biased, but the supports should be ace as well.

Do you anticipate being sick again this time?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# well i shall not be there this time
so unless i'm being sick for some other reason.. nopes!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:43, archived)
# I've been rubbish.
I have missed them (and big strides) at Moles 4 times each.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# you BAD person!
q:
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Also,
between them, not each - I am just a dafty today.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I hope you weren't sick in your hat
hello Tutts
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# it was joel's hat
and luckily, i was not sick in to it (:
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:42, archived)
# hurrah for that
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# maybe I will, mayyybeee I will
p.s.

Best headline today:

Pronk Expulsion Creates Rift in Sudanese Government

('Jan Pronk', apparently).
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Have you seen him?
He looks like The Hood
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)

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