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# no reason whatsoever
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I wish MY nipples were magenta discs
Sadly I have to either stick little stickers over them or colour them in each day :(

/ugly freak blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# hurry up and post 20,000!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahah!
I'm barely on 13,000!

So until someone starts paying me to be home with a camera, Photshop and messing about on b3ta all day...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# What if they paid you to get naked for every 100th post?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Sure!
No-one's going to do that though
Even the sexiest of lady-people would get boring at that consistancy!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)
# and my stilt shares
would plummet . . . .

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# never!
i demand more of your naked sexyness!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# because
you love it!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Thanks Nullo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# blimey look at her bresticles
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(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# king kong?

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Very
Kleva!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# looks retail ready!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# eyeder Duck
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)
# it certainly is...
nice
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Arrrrgh
the eeeyyyee!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)
# That eye is reflecting a green field and a person!
Very 'Woo' sir!

Is that a sheep eye? it looks like one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)
# its a ...
donkeys eye
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)
# \o/
Tis well done sah
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# that is most disturbing
yay.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)
# TGMTRH!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I do quite like that i do
yes. I do!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# ARGH!
AAAARRGH!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Indeed
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(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# eeek
it is like a horse's eye on a duck! EEEK@
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I am eating
and this made me feel poorly
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)
# innocent youth...

sorry for last post, i feel shamed
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# This reminds me
iSketch anyone?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# sorry for the hijack but i wanted to try this.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# i know replies to ones self are bad form but i want the space
i'll delete this in a tick.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# no don't
it's good
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# No! Don't delete
this is good
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)
# excellent!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)
# can't get the aim right, but one day i'll shoot something down with this thing


Edit: all I can get at the moment is Finnbar's pirate hat (and i don't think he'll be pleased)
Edit: A little better?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahahaha! that's twice this has made me laugh
edit/ at this rate he'll be off the screen soon.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)
# yea
i thought his aim would be better here, it's not

some more messing to be done i think
Edit: yep he will be, but it will be worth it when i shoot down that kite...
Edit2: just be grateful i didn't post below the cat ;-)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)
# oi!
stop shooting my posts! :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
and so you should!

*spanks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# clever
i like these
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)
# more seams than i thought and size/spacing is quite a bit off
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# you'll work it out
it's an excellent idea and i like the way it looks now (even though it's not quite up to your own high standards)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# nearly :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)
# that is far,far to kind
and i previously forgot to woo your image, forgive my lack of manners.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# yaay it am ace! :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)
# that's an
ace idea, nice one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)
# yay!
fluff/kite action
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Cov bash last night


www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/

Oh, and have a happy halloween pearoast

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# hee hee
that's ace that is
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
# YEY coventry bash!
(:
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
me likies :D
Wooo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Stick 'em in the bash pool and add some names
please
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# How do you put pics in the bash pool,
I can't seem to figure it out.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# 'tis done
(Timothy Claypole impression)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# ning chap
i trust you all woke with bad heads
i know i did and i never had a drink
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I awoke to existential dread
I thought I'd lost an hour somewhere, but it turned out my comp had auto-adjusted the clock.

Thought I'd been kidnapped by aliens for a moment...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)
# RPS Bo'Branson
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Judith Chalmers
AICMFP
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)
# yay! its nearly that time of year again
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Trick or Treat?
FUCK OFF !
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:24, archived)
# fuck or fuck?
scream or run?
dry or lubed?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# TITS or GTFO!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
#
?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Wow! carved in Matisse
RPS
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# BME
AICME
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)
# hmm yaff !!1
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *yaffs*
woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# hurrah for werks! (:
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:20, archived)
# RPS

lego people are oh so helpful
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:06, archived)
# gosh - they are always at it.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:08, archived)
# OMFG!1 You smoke drugs?!
that is SO COOOOLL! You should tell EVERYONE about it
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Thats not yours
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# nope
as far as i know my mate toni made it, am i wrong?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:11, archived)
# not yours?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# i shall have to agree
serves me right i spose :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:22, archived)
# on further research, yes. i am indeed wrong
i shall hang her forthwith
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:19, archived)
# you should know better
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)
# indeed
*dies*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I always forget to put my clock back...
*Puts back about four years*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:15, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# at least post something that you fucking made

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Oh NOES

Edit: Now with 90% better fire and 39.99% smaller filesize. Rah.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Hell bunny !
*fears*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:54, archived)
# oh no!

damn you robo bunny...damn you!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:58, archived)
# buurrrrrrnnnnnn
bunny
buuuurrrrnnn
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# *runs*
Woo and yay.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:05, archived)
# but does he still eat carrots?
woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:09, archived)
# qwesomewemwosaAWAWOMM
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha, ace
He looks most fearsome.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# *gives spare change*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Haha
Look at his scary claws :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# bop bop bop
Hello.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Haha, joy
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Hahhaha.
Bonkeys! yay!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)
# yay
:D

ok, I now have the urge to draw a cdc

should I or shouldna I?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:35, archived)
# you must never resist
the urge of a cdc 'speccially a purple one
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# you are right!
I will draw one immediatemently!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] An icon...
-



...well.. I'd certainly donate. :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Pffft
Needs more bloods and pain :p
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# that's great!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# this is me:D
in my new employement, can you guess where i work?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Morisons ?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# ris?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:45, archived)
# cunts....
they are... a right shower of bastards.

/iworkatmorrisons blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 12:07, archived)
# SAINSBURY'S
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# your all so close
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# A fireman!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# a paint shop?
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Russia?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# The glue factory?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# the clue is in the picture
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# gin gin gin gin LOTTOCIGS
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# you don't work anywhere because you won the lottery?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# i wish i had won it :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Help, he's taken my CDs hostage
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Yaaay!
He's ace.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Cheers!
I'm considering getting him turned into a proper vinyl toy.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Bad squid type thing.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Bloopy!
been playing with Fimo again?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Sure have
I finally brought some superglue yesterday so I could put his legs on. I nearly got my fingers stuck together too.

It's all go this morning, I can tell you.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i hate superglue so much
(for reasons you have already described)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I keep getting the fear that its going to go into my eye
/unnecessary fear blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:30, archived)
# it happens...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I refuse to look at that
On the grounds that it might make me violently ill.

Seriously, squeamish eye stuff makes me very ick.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# i can understand
not pics, just story of woman who mistook superglue for eyedrops and the other is advice from the superglue people just in case of accident.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Oh no!
Poor stupid lady. Thats....really really stupid.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# O_O
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# .___:
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# 0OO0_____~^~______O0OOO
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# haha
yes!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Oh
My whole childhood has been shattered now.

I thought melge is what you come out of when mother borns you
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hello little small dog!
:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Booray!
.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)
# I raise you a cat!


Woo and yay.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I want this cat.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# sure?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Haha, fantastic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)
# thats lovely.
Although i think he wants to shag my leg
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# As its an Eye theme today...

Click for big Shrooms
They watch you...
Didnt want to just post an RPS pic.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# they look frightened
are they about to be made into a tasty and nutritious hallucinagenic soup?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Took loads of pics yesterday of shrooms...
In fact i think i did find some liberty caps but i wasnt sure.

/best left alone blog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# show us a picture then!
there may be a mushroom expert lurking...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# what is the correct technical name for a mushroom expert
as used in polite circles, and that?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# A
Fun Guy


oh dear.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# that comment leaves
mushroom

for improvement
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)
# as you said it, I will pearoast it

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:16, archived)
# a mycologist
I think, though this covers all fungi and moulds
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I wish I was some kind of ologist
I could be interviewed on radio 4 and talk complete crap about some subject and never actually acheive anything useful
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Webologist ?
specialist subject: b3ta ?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
can just imagine being interviewed on that melvin brag show about the sociological impact of an invasion by a squad of rampant throbbing cdc's

it wud be quiet intellectualment
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I was a biologist
it was so useful that I now program Oracle databases for a living

and I've never been on radio 4 - bah!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I think it's time we collectively got on radio four
damn it!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# didnt take a pic of them...
They were too dull looking. Not that mushrooms are particualy exciting. About 1cm across, 1cm high, medum brown colour with a darker top.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# liberty caps are very distinctive
they have a pointy top, like a nipple (or as my field guide puts it, a goblin's cap)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# ah.
In which case they were not Liberty Caps.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# They look japanesey
I'm mean the cuteness ,not the slanty eyes!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# haha
/Autocomplete: Prince Phillip quote
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# ekl - e8(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# what the fudge?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# you (u() are in
r(a) room, to the north you can see exits./ on the table isn'(not) fuidge
What do you do?
You cannot fo(go) noth. try AGaina
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Go
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# life is
peaceful there
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Dear God...
Have you been playing Zork?

Beware the Grue!



*hides*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Clicks
in a good way.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# oh dear
I think he's actually gone over the edge

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# He was always over the edge.
But you could see his little white knuckles holding tenaciously onto our world.

Now all we can see is a terrifyingly diminishing dot screaming "WAAAA-HA-HA-HA&^%$"11117365*&%"

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# nah, he was over a few edges
but not THE EDSE!!

the edse of no returnment!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# edse
bh
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# O_O
what a mishap!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# *gets*
I was in a pub last night with a haloween theme, they were giving out free crisps and nuts and sweets.
but not(not free beer
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# the bastards!
should have climbed over the bar and taken it all for yourself
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# graaaghfelelelle
meeb
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Is there
a doctor on board?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# roCtod
124

*beep*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I perfectly understand this,*
woo yay!


*so, what is it?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!... eh?
Neville, if you can hear me, you need to get to a hospital as fast as you can before people start getting hurt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# yay
for drugs, i think
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Arf, I like it when the Neville breaks down :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Broken down
bomforter collection
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *reboots the universe*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)
# He's watching you
Strawberries having orgies, that's what'll happen
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# i'm watching him too
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# You are Adam Ant.
AICMFPs!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# His robot companion
Throbbing Jam
Is watching you watching him
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# how does he smell?


/edit how rude : woo :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# bad enough to scare you
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(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I hope
that's not man meat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:21, archived)
# pffft
filename
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Watching you back

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)
# your evil eye is too powerful!
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(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# *evils*


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I shall send an army of one semi mechanical baby to defeat your powerful frog eye
Sexy Teim
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Feels safe.

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# thats brill that is..
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# police brutality!!!!
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The rozzers is dun him in, guvnor!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Now that is scary!!
*soils pance*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# *points*
soily pance!!! soily pance!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *Fears*
Your drawings are ace!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# yay :D
ta :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I'm feeling peculiar today...
...I know 'Bad Advice' was so last week's QOTW, but don't mix Vin de Pays, Stella, and VodkaRedBull. Seriously.

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# now it's Greenwich Mean Time again

does that mean we have to be nasty to each other for the next 6 months?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Haha
That made me laugh quite a lot
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# only if you are in Greenwich
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

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