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British Virgin Islands....

Two challenges in one!

EDIT: Shrank it....
EDIT2: Changed The Title

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

size is fine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

oh... matron!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

WHICH COUNTRY OF THE COMMONWEALTH IS THIS?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

scotland!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

British Virgin Islands...

Apologies, should of have said.
[Mod spelling and grammar edit: C-minus must try harder.]

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

THOSE ISLANDS ARE FUCKING SLUTS, DON'T BELIEVE THEM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

Hurrah!

Best bit of mod editing I've ever seen.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

Grrrr....

I'm forever doing that.

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

The united states of b3ta

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

God bless Flacidica

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I hate myself for laughing

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Aliddlebiddapoliticsladeesangennelmen

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

Needs more bullet holes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

needs more rucksack :D

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Nicely done.

Woo!

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

waka waka waka

(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

haha

pacman las lost some weight!

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

hahaha

'ning all

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha

wooo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

50 Stars were not really necessary after a while....

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

look at the size of that thing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

Don't worry, just fly down one of the red stripes

and launch a couple of missiles

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

*uses the force*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)

Don't be too proud of this vexillological terror you've created.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

...

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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

*must resist urge to touch*

you're going to HULL! in a robin reliant, you are!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Don't ask...

Mr b3th still won't join b3ta, but keeps asking me to post his pictures.

Shall I keep him, or upgrade to the b3ta model?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

just refuse to post his stuff

~~it's shit anyway~~

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

:-/

post an image of him in a compromising position!... such as reading Bella or Woman's Own... or even FHM!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

PLEASE TELL HIM THAT I AM NICE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

YOU ARE NICE!

*in block capitals, mind!*

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ALREADY SAID I WAS NICE. STOP TRYING TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

Us b3tan men are all, without exception, damn sexy lumps of

jaw-dropping manliness.

I myself have an unlaced white tunic on and am holding a young lady in a ballgown in a provocative pose.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

Well, see

you've already got a lady then. If I upgrade, I need a nice single b3tan.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

Ah but I'm the dashing cad

so she'll end up with the loyal-but-unexciting shepherd

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

holding the jar of liver pieces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

young = 5 years old

!!!!!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

I said lady

not child - that's all done behind closed doors

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

*soft focus*

*burning city in background*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

That's the one

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

and I am that young lady...

oh. er, no sorry, that's not me.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Well go on then,

swoon with barely contained desire

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

only if you promise to take advantage while I'm feeling "woozy"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

*prepares to rip bodice*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

i'm currently recreating that man holding baby athena poster

that all the ladies go ga-ga over.

later i'm going to be wearing dungrees, slung to the waist, and carrying a couple of tyres.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

Or cleaning windows at around 1130 ish

with no top on

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Whilst drinking Diet Coke

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

have you got hold of my diary?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

No, but I saw you when I was putting out that fire in the building opposite

I was the one wearing yellow trousers, a helmet, red braces and no shirt

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Sir Mix-A-Lot

- Put 'Em on the Glass. :(

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

with a kittin in your y-fronts

Y-FRONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! round the bend! HAHAHA!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

beat him over the head with a frypan

then chop up the bits and feed them to pigs.

or give him a 'special incentive' to join b3ta.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

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MAP, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

FNAR FNAR FNAR!

i likey!
*edit* ning all!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

*glares*

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

well you can sit in the corner playing tomb raider super glossy

while the rest of us drink lots of beer and have
much multiplayer madness with out motion sensitive nun-chucks

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

haha

Those nunchuck controllers look awful. I guarentee the novelty of having to swing your arm to do something on screen will wear off in about a day.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

no swinging arms

just a deft flick of the wrist

and i'm sure you're well practiced at that

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

sounds GHEY.

Besides, i'm perfectly happy with gaming on my PC at the moment, with the superior control of using a mouse. I've really missed FPS's and recently beefed my PC up to play games like F.E.A.R at top detail, and it's bloody great!

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

PC GAMING!?!?

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!

i only use my PC for professional means :D

there is not a single game on the 360 that makes me want
to purchase one, unlike the original Halo which was the only
reason i first bought my xbox, and it's the same with the PS3
it's all just same old, same old but in HD.

the best time in a consoles life is in the froes of it's death
the best system to own now is the PS2 and will
be for some time yet

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)

i'm not into role playing cack

Just games like Half Life 2, FEAR etc really.

And Rockstar conversions

EDIT:

Yeah I know what you mean. I bought an XBOX just for Halo, and a PS2 just for San Andreas.

The 360 is very uninspiring...there are only 2 games that appeal to me for it, and neither are even worth considering buying the console for.

All my pisstaking aside, i'm sure the Wii will be good fun, but I personally like what the PS3 has to offer more. But for the moment, PC based first person shooters are where it's at for me.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

and patches and countless bug fixing

because every developer knows they can get away with
releasing unfinished tat and fix it later.

I HATE PC GAMING!

Edit:
but the whole Blue Ray thing seems a mistake now
you can tell the general public are gonna jump on the
HD DVD wagon and the rest is betamax history

don't get me wrong, i'd love all three
need to find a better paying job first though

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)

the bugs etc can be quite annoying but luckily I haven't had too many problems.

Besides, to get the same high quality graphics/visual etc with a new generation console as I can get with my PC i'd have to invest in a HD TV and I really cannot afford it.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

yeah, but

how much more does a top-end PC cost compared to a console?

wait, I like PC gaming...

Obviously they are more versatile, useful and generally better, and there are very few good FPS's on consoles compared to PC, writing to B3ta with a SNES is a pain in the bum and there's no PlayStation World Of Warcraft.

/sad little man blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)

As I already had a decent PC and just had to buy a half decent gfx card it didn't cost too much

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)

I need

a new motherboard/processor and RAM.

looking for something relatively inexpensive yet gaming friendly with at least 2 gig, to replace my AthlonXP 2700 with 768mb RAM, which is beginning to feel coal powered.

Anyone know anywhere reliable doing good deals / just cheap so I can get the bits?

I already have the thermal transfer paste, so I'm halfway there.

currently I'm thinking of using
www.yesyouaremycomputercomponentpurchaselocationrecommendingbitches.co.uk

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

"very few good FPS's"

how many do you want?
how many times do you want to play the same game with different visuals?

Halo, HL2, Battlefield, all on the consoles
i know mouse control is superior to the joypads
but then again it's unrealistically superior

plus it's easier to hack and cheat on PC shooters
and that's what really gets my goat, i used to love a
bit of Day of Defeat, but the cheats ruined it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)

ah, sorry, should have said

I have "Spacky thumbs", therefore even games like goldeneye, a classic FPS of woo-ness, I am crap at and don't improve with practice.

It doesn't help that a friend of mine has anti-spack thumbs and once beat me and two other experienced players at a halo game (i.e. teams were 3 vs 1) without dying once. worst thing was it was capture the flag, and he did.

/shame

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)

the console versiona of PC shooters are ok, but they always seem to lack the original playability

and the gfx always suffer.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)

Listen to the man!

I'm currently playing Psychonauts which is facking ace!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

I'm wondering how long it will be before repetitive strain injury lawsuits start...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

pfft

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

but pro evo on the playstation gives me RSI already!!

gaaaahhh!

i seem to press the buttons harder, the more frustrated i become

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

haha I do that

I also can't help physically ducking/leaning to the left or right as I take corners in driving games

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)

you mean you play it like you were using a Wii??

ha ha!!
:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)

yeah...and I hate it :P

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)

yes but...

the PS3 has dropped the rumble pack
(some say because of the law suit that's been dragging on for years)
and replaced it with a motion sensor....

and still they cannot create a better pad than the one they invented
all those years ago, ditching the PS3's prototype "banana pad"
for the standard PS pad with nobs on

and i bet the sticks are still dog shit for FPS games

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)

for a momet there i thought it was a take on this:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

and a fine redex it is...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

I WANT A ZX icon!

!!!!!!!!!!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

donate more

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

is it new?

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

yes...check the front page for info. Donate again and you can choose a new icon.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)

aaaaahhhhhh

):-(

I want my doggie as an icon...

I'll donate... but i'll prolly just end up using the same cock one anyway :)

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

that's what I did. Test 'drove' a new icon this morning...realised I preferred the one I already have so reverted back.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:11, archived)

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

!!! :)

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

it's deliberate

and it's not a redex, now is it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)

Indeed not. It's a Mr Happy Smileybrokepic

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)

it's the multi coloured pizza of doom!

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

yes, which is what the pic reminded me of, before i realised it was a playstation joke

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

Yea i thought that too

That said, a redex flag would rock

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)

smart

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

arf, nice

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

I like that

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha!

Ace.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)

Clever.

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harpski, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)

I'll have mine dead dead crispy...

(DrDerekDoctors, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

grrr

buy british you!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

yes! this^

and what not...

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

I see a run on these since the lovely IKEA one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

It's true...

...I'm a terrible whore. :)

(DrDerekDoctors, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

*kills with hammer*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

WONDERFUL WONDERFUL COPENHAGEN, WONDERFUL WONDERFUL BACON.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

Mmm.

Bacon.

(tomsk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Does this count?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

If that thing can count to 4, I'll give you money.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

... and points!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

... and prizes!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)

you're nice

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

Thankyou. I also think that you are nice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

EEEUUURRGGGH GHEYERS!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

I think that you are nice.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

*dies in homophobic self-loathing heap*

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

damn you, I was just gonna post this above!

but your idea works better, woo for that squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

hehe :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

fleshlight?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

there speaks the voice of experience ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

well look what happened the last time he tried a real one!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

tea+monitor

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

that's not how it happened!

i'm pretty sure sperm was involved

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)

the internet is full of many wonderful thing that i shall never be able to buy

even if they are delivered under plain brown packaging.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)

skint again?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

strangly no

i'm quite flush at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

tom selick

with food poisoning wearing a face mask.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

i worry about you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

If by "worry" you mean "have sex" and by "about you" you mean "with pigs", I totally know where you're coming from.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)

sshh!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6489255

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)

Please don't get your sex hammer out here.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)

Haha! Yay for Brazilians!

And here's a Brazilian tarantula:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

The smoothness makes this spider more appealing, sexually.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)

Nice

I had a big Mexican tarantula crawl right past my naked feet a couple of weeks ago.

/jungle blog

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)

If that had happened to me you'd have heard the twang from here as my mind snapped...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)

all I could think of was

should I use the flash or not?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)

Hahaha!

'ning b3tans and b3tettes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

'ningles squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

'ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

ningage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

Inspired by

Manic's link earlier:
haha.nu/creative/countrys-description-by-its-flag/

NOTE: This is a satirical image and as such should not be constued as imparting genuine nutritional information (so don't sue - please!) your statutory rights are not affected

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

You'll get sued, you will.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

I am sorree I am not speeking your language

*runs for the hills*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

*chases*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:18, archived)

*sets a series of intricate, ingenious and deadly traps*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:20, archived)

At last....Representation.

(cymro, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

**Clicks**

National Pride :)

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)

mother's pride

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

Arf!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

that get's a *clicky*

Fucking arabs.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)

25% pride!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

page 1

www.b3ta.com/board/6487646

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)

*clicks*

This needs to be real.
NOW.

(Jediwannabe, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)

hooray for this!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)

Seriously

this is fucking cool. Im English and I want this.

(Goodie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)

Indeed.

NOW!!!

(cactusrob, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)

Swissyian

Not complaining, those Syrian pounds keep me in crack and whores a-plenty.

(jism Lager, Sir, is regal, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

Goma rulez us all :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

Hang on one cotton pickin minute

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Yesterday that said "Cancer Jokes"

Made me smile.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)

Cool!

This was from friday though, just got a chance now...

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

YOU HAVETOO MANY FUCKING TABS OPEN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)

hmmm

fucking knew someone was gonna say that

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAY. OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

if it makes you feel any better

they're still open now...

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

OH NO NO NO, YOU'RE TOTALLY OUTSIDE OF SAFETY REGULATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER.

DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)

it's okay mate

I can handle it. they dont call me tabs for nothin. well actually they do.

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

Thanks, tabs for nothing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

I said

they dont call me tabs for nothin.

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

Sorry about that, tabs for nothin.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

And one of them is for the Daily Mail

**stabs you in the nipple**

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

daily mail

talking about pole dancing kits for kids. yummy...

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

Apparently, you can buy them in Mr Tesco's Emporium

at least, so I'm told.

Not that I go there at all, goodness me, no.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

my niece

looks great on it

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)

Surely

pictures are supposed to go from here to the fp, not the other way round?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

nice cheese grater icon

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

That's a Speccy

and you know it.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

It's a spacky!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

it is a cheese grater

and you know it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

check out the

www.b3ta.com/board/popular/
POPS board!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)

Wales....

Bindun?

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)

Hahah!

Noice

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hurrah :D

Likey.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Pffft!

Well it would solve the problem of flag burning if it was in the Thames.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

in the Thames?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

Sraid fo

www.b3ta.com/board/6488407

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The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)

subtle this 'un

...and I did that in Paint too..do you know how hard this was?!??!??

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

hahahaha, lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)

pfffft!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)

Hahahaha!

About 12 hard?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

Yeah, about 12.

Love that Speccy keyboard hat too :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

I still think that the 48k ZX Spectrum was one of the finest computers ever.

Not the fastest or the most powerful or versatile, but definitely one of the best.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)

I've still got a Speccy +2A somewhere

(with built in tape-deck)

Still works, and have about 500 tapes with it too, fab machine.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

it's not a hat it's an icon

a hat goes on top of an icon, thusly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)

doh

I stand erected.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)

now THAT! is a hat!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)

*preens*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

I'm not racist but...

Pakistan.

Sorry. It was in my head and I couldn't resist.

I feel quite bad now.

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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:22, archived)

hahaha fucking hilarious

you racist bastard!

;-)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:23, archived)

ahahahahaha

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)

Not racist...

...more social comment.

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Ambiguous, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)

I'm not racist but...

When you read or hear that line you know racism will follow

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)

I wasn't racist before I saw this post

but now I am a top nigger baiter.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)

My advice to the world:

NEVER start a sentence "I'm not racist, but..."

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:25, archived)

indeed

similarly "In my humble opinion..."

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

or...

"...i'm not a board nazi, but...*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:27, archived)

are you laughing!?!?

*checks FAQ*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:35, archived)

What exactly does your swear detector pick up?

I have a hard time believing that the board isn't setting it off near constantly really if it's swear words and general expletatives

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turn it on and see for yourself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)

Not the b3tan one

He has one at work you plonker

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i have the swear filter activated

the oh so lovely Robtoo put the option back in
the profile editor just for me :)

some words still get through though
and any more than 10 instances in one page
kicks me off the board

i can't access the front page as the filter doesn't
reach that far, but it's better than nothing

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)

so you're saying that...

if there's more than ten swear words you can't get on the page? hmmm...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

*awaits reply which will never come*

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)

but your post looks like this to me...

if there's more than ten swear words you can't get on the page? hmmm...

~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~ ~naughty~.

*awaits reply which will never come*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)

Likewise...

"I'm not prude, but...."

Popular one for the Daily Mail

Yes you are a prude. Take a cock up your arse, you sad bitch.

(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)

I'm not racist but...

..I once put a small haddock on my head.

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

THAT IS FUCKING REPREHENSIBLE I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU HIDEOUS THING.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)

rohypnol, that's how

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)

Doesn't doing it knowingly count?

I said it because I WAS being racist!

Not that that's a good thing...

/hangs head again

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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6489115

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mugatu, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)

I'm not racist....

...but I don't like kaffas

*runs for Jo'Berg hills*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)

I'm not racist but...

...here's some racism.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

this is humourous as most 'paki' shops are owned by indians...

not of the native american kind either!

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likeajackhammer, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)

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