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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)

cock au vin?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

It's a cock...

that's been run over by a van

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

BEEP-BEEP BEEP-BEEP YEAH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)

Nice expressionage, sweety.

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

q&filthy, but thank you madam

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)

My pleasure, as always!

In other news: I swear Newsround just had a caption saying 'My sister died on my face'.

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)

good good

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)

Oh Yes!

no more mr "any kind of" guy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)

Re-done for the compo

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)

Smooth . . .

Noice idea there though.

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

pfffffft...that reminds me of this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

That'd be a great camera to take to bashes.

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)

pffft

"bashes"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

and for bashes!

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

gives a whole new meaning to the word bashing doesn't it

it is also not fair that you all have bashes in the wrong country

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

I'd like to come over at some point.

I think that'd be fun - or come and stay with me in fun fun fun Lincoln!

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)

hmmm

*ponders*

I think it will be fun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)

you bashing minx

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

LONDON DECEMBER BASH YEAAAHHHH!

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)

ohhhh YES!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YES!!!

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)

nice bone

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

hahaha love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

is this better

(hulkster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)

better than what?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)

a poke in the eye?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)

oh yes

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

Japs?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)

electrodes attached to your gonads

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)

deffo

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

a bit big

but a nice change allthe-same ;)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)

define 'better'

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)

"Poor old Paul McCartney: marries and divorces a one-legged porn star, yet remains the most boring Beatle. So let's manipulate Macca to make him more interesting in this old-skool challenge."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

oh dear

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

with compression I suppose

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/haha Here's your picture with some switched on
Have a look at www.lemony.co.uk, it has tips on saving and stuff.
Images should be a bit closer to 50k to keep the board happy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

erm

I cant get the animated gif's link to work
just me?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)

No.

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

no, it's not

sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)

Mad Macca: Abbey Road Warrior

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)

very nice and also quite scary at the same time

Macca featured heavily in my nightmares last night o_O

vaguely TJ - I got my first ever tablet today so have the obligatory CDC...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)

needs more spunk

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)

viagra?

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)

is that near Jamaica?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)

Norway!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

Mornington Crescent

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

it looks like Peter Serafinowicz :D

well blended in there, woo

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

He does a bit!

have you seen the Shaun of the Dead DVD extra with Peter Serafinowicz and Simon Pegg doing one of the scenes as John and Paul?
Genius!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)

Struth Ailsa

hahahahaha

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)

always a pleasure

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)

Oof!

Hehe

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)

hahaha

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gravytrain, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)

Don't cry for them, they're already dead.

Also, hello stinky. And the rest of you 'creative geeks'.

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

harro

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

'Lo.

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)

as pleasant as ever

and i'd be dissapointed otherwise

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)

Pffft

lovely stuff

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)

heather thrills

(hulkster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)

Now, I know that this is being a little pedantic

But I thought the challenge was to shop Paul McCartney?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

This isn't Paul McCartney?

hmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

Macca on the weekends ;)

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CaroWallis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)

I got that ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)

I like the name

'Cheather Thrills'

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Curis, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 18:02, archived)

I just remembered I had this book from my youth, sorry the scan is so crap...

I think it was altered a bit for the tv series...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

Filling or Pilling?

Either way - pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

I'm guessing noone else

remembers/has heard of Henry's Leg..ho hum...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

never heard of it :)

Is it about a man who wanks off against a leg in a dustbin every night?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)

Down there *points*

is where all your questions will be answered

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)

Oh, on the contrary:

Based on the book by Ann Pilling Henry is a young boy who likes collecting strange things and when Henry finds an innocent-looking leg from a fashion dummy, he is thorwn into a real life thriller. The local thugs are very interested in the leg too, and seem prepared to stop at nothing to get it back... Henry was played by COURTNAY ROPER-KNIGHT who I think also played Barnacle in The December Rose.

Thanks to sausagenet.com for spelling mistake.

/Also, aren't all legs innocent-looking?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)

there's nothing like highlighting a spelling mistake

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)

makes me want to do the 'Ha-ha' laugh off the Simpsons

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

shine on

you crazy diamond

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)

hahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)

what, what?

did I do one too?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)

did somebody mention a pea?

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

Dear god...

that hurts

Woo :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

Don't hit your penis with it then?

Plus, stuff comes out, not meant to go in...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

very good

but can you make Macca Luge down the streets of San Francisco?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

I could, but I have no desire to do so.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)

There wasn't a market for it

Shame, I thought it was one of my best
Oh well, onwards and upwards

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)

The 15 second animation I sweated blood for

www.b3ta.com/board/6543472 but barely caused a ripple, never mind eh. :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

*can't do quicktime*

:( Sorry toastatron.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

why on earth not?

its the bestest and free-est movie format in the world. How do you watch all the lovely movie trailers?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)

I don't.

I'm at work, so I'm fairly program free....

Once I get the net at home though, I shall eb viewing everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:19, archived)

ooh you should

some of the everything is fantastic :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)

I used to have the net at my parents and I was utterly addicted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)

ah well

That's the way the Macca luges I guess

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

Whoops i just saw the picture of the girl and didn't click

It was all of the woo Sir

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)

sings "Let us show them how to play the pipe of peas"

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

arf

this is woo

much better than holding an insole and 2,5kg lump hammer

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

Or making a 15 second long animation of him Luging in San Francisco

What WAS I thinking?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Genuine LOL moment

have a click for your troubles, guv.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

*pouts*

I wanted a click too, I'm plenty trouble

Edit:
Apologies to Gajintintinto for messing up his image

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

Oh I know - you're lined up for a spanking though.

edit: poo bum!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

KOP KOPS!

/doesn't anger the board with original again ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)

yes...

woo

(janetdoggy, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

haha

second excellent pea related picture of the day

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)

What's he done now then?

I can't be bothered to look. Or is it still the ongoings of their break-up shanannigans?

Edit: Ahhh, just noticed it's the image compo. For a minute there I thought it was some kind of bandwagon . . .thank goodness it's not.

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

it's this week's challenge

edit: it's more of a sanctioned bandwagon though really.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)

i'll have another go.

(hulkster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

argh!

reposting the same image whilst the original link is still on the board?

*gets popcorn and settles back to watch flame-age*

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

Ooh popcorn

*grabs beanbag*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

You managed!

and it's safe for work!
Correct on both counts!
Hippo retracted
edit: now delete your previous post

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

erm

edit your old posts and read replies - yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

You could have drawn a magenta cock to replace the real one.

It removes the necessity for a NSFW and is funnier.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

you dropped this:

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

you found it

wondered where that went

(hulkster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)

Awwww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

always a pleasure to shoehorn this pair in

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

pfft very good!

(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

is that natasha kaplinski?

*squints*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)

dunno

but the top one's definitely fatboy slim

(17,000, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)

it never gets old

hahahahaha!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)

Bob Monkhouse & someone off of the Bill?

Second thoughts - Natasha Kerplunk off the news

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)

It's that time again, yes it's...

Previously
.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

an octopus flasher!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

Paul McCartney! (with a Heather Mills side reference)

(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Naked fruit

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Captain Jack

from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

too vague

be more specific

(Betty Bo Bibster, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

RODENTS WITH APPENDAGES, NOT NECCESSARILY SQUIRRELS OR TITS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

woah

its changed like 3 times within the last 3 seconds... i thought it was an gif image!

edit : 4
edit : 5
edit on the edit - oh clever :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

It only changes when you refresh.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

Midgets eating sponges

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)

Pope on a rope!

:D

bwahaha

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

Ropeswing.

And having a jolly good time too.

Or better yet a 'popeswing', with all of the choir boys having a good swing!

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)

a waistcoat becoming sentient

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

ZOMBIES

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

Badger Badger.

A badger (animal kind) who works in some sort of badge making factory (and is therefore a badger)
Or; A badger (animal) who is wearing lots of badges...

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Fluffy elephants, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)

Paul McCartney Luging down the streets of San Francisco

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

A trousersnake

trying to buy tickets for the cinema

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)

too poor for color

(janetdoggy, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

I need a new bong

I can't hack the one I've got.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

L0L H@><0|2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Shouldn't have made me laugh

you fool

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)

yay for bong jokes

+ a 'dac dac' get an extra WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

What do you put in that vase?

/frank blog

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

Thats a 'super beatle'

woo

(janetdoggy, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Have i mis-understood this challenge?

(Goole, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)

Yes,

clearly you're not supposed to try that hard or be funny.

Edit: but woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

"Shut your maaaaaffff"

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

yay for 2 frame animations

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

There's a photo of me in my profile with BOTH EYES visible AND my glasses on!

Sorry, I'm all excited. Because it actually looks like me.

Had to tell someone. *calms down*

As per usual, thankyou to the marvellous Aphex for magicalness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)

Wow.

You're not as ugly as I imagined. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

:D Just mildly vom-inducing, yeah?

aww, wuvly birdie *millet*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)

Well yeah, it'd take some vodka

before I felt the urge to bodyfondle you, but not as much as I thought. Luckily I kept the receipts, so I should be able to get a refund on the surplus.

Yum yum, milllet. It's my favourite place for tents and anoraks.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

I love this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

Is it the anoraks?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

Slightly.

Although I wish you'd stop.... having wedding nights with the sleeves. Especially whilst we're still in the shop.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)

*sigh*

They're the only thing I've found that will accommodate my girth. :(

And the sales assistants said I could try before I buy too.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

I have nothing to say to that.

You win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)

Well that leaves me with a hollow feeling

of vague accomplishment. But don't worry, my life is safe. No emo I.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)

I'm sorry you winning gave you such little pleasure.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

I am emotionally dead.

I have no soul or sense of humour. I'm going home now to lurk in dark corners.

Then tomorrow, if I get the time, I will be happybrightjoy and do a 'wheelybird's embarrassingly crude drawing time'.

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

Bye bye birdie...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)

you are ashally

all of the cute, Miss CW

*resists obligatory fwap-based response*

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

Who, weeweebird?

He is cute. It's the way he trundles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

any places going on the Pearl Necklace?

I could be responsible for bilge-cleaning or something...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)

Ooooh, I think we could use a bilge cleaner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)

ace!

just finished installing my new tablet - command me what to draw, my beautiful B3tards!

(just doing the obligatory CDC...)

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)

Why are you a male me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

because I'm not female

;)

check gaz

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)

I have no unread messages

says Gaz.

Is he lying?

MUGATU!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)

yes

who is this Gaz, and where's his embassy?

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)

When I was a woman

I looked like you too

Oh shit, I'm talking bollocks again.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

Weird

When I was a tench I looked a bit like you.

Fantastic. Maybe we were brothers in a previous life.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)

I don't know what a tench is, but for the sake of my sanity I will assume it means

"Fucking lush bloke"

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

that and a type of fish

But I have never seen you, thus am making no assumptions. except for that one about you being a fish.

Are you a fish?

Fish. Fiiiiish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)

I am indeed a fish

I'm like a Marlin. The one that got away !

Except I don't have a big fuck off pointy nose. I'm not blue and I don't swim. Other than that, I'm just like a Marlin.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

So you just smell like one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)

Ah but did you know that Marlin smell of nice things

like roast chicken and chips

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)

They do?

Mmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

Yeah

It was in the Sun newspaper. Has to be true !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

You appear to have that really sexy 'natural beauty' thing going on

Usually means you can't get a really 'stunning' (by conventional standards) photo easily, but to see you in motion is to witness living art.

That's a nice photo though, you look good

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Well aren't you a bunchkin.

*is all touched*

*wonders if one is now what the youths call 'in there'*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)

oooo purty

Nice Specs!

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

Fankoo

They're not broken so far, but then I haven't played power rangers in them yet....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

Well you make sure you take 'em off before you do any morphing

So..
love of comics
glasses
Very pretty
sexy hair
bass player

=yum

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)

Are you trying to get into my grog compartment?

(I should start calling it that from now on)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)

Haha

I'd splice your mainbrace anytime

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)

*crosses legs*

That sounds painful...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)

Hmm true

*unsplices*
Sorry about that

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

*germolene*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)

Well there's no need to be like that

after i was so nice and everything

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)

no, for the stinging!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)

*spacks out for the rest of the day*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)

He's got no chance of dodging that kick!!

Pummel!! Pummel!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)

Paul didn't die, he just went home...

That's twenty minutes I'm NEVER getting back...*sigh*

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

arf

I like it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)

Haha!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

arf

It's Jeremy Clarkson

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

you betcha

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

hahahaha I was thinking of 'woman' just last night

I was cutting a model out of a photo in tatty, and it was getting tedious. I thought 'cut the model out woman'

made me smile...

erm..........

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)

ah well

each to they're own I suppose :)

Was a post on this weeks QOTW too for me....here

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)

hahaha love it!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)

She should be wearing one of those suits

and carrying a radio.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)

nice tip-toe action

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)

hehehehe

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)

Clevar!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)

Arf!

Hahahahha

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)

edit: Tch. I keep forgetting. Sign here, please.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

haha, yay

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)

Hah

Nice lyricism

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

nicely done!

wooo

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

it's funny...

..."TWUNT" seems to fit better than t'other word.

Woopideee!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

excellent

a different slant

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

hahahah

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

I like it,

but the OCD in me is horrified about the waste of space wherein he only used half the width of the page for the last two lines.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)

if you look closely

you'll see that his hand masks a correction

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

Trust me,

I looked awfully closely, and still think that there is space wasted on the right. I think this is a deliberate device so that people can read all the writing where it would otherwise be obscured by the author's hand.
Whereas artistic license is necessary and sometimes even admired, the thought of all that virgin writing space gives me the same tense feeling that I get when I see a large, deep layer of snow that has not yet been stomped all over.

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)

you're close

His pondering over the exact word to describe Michael Jackson resulting in at least one rejected word (possibly two) before he decides that he might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb IS a deliberate device so that people can read all the writing.

:oP

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)

Now now.

Take a deep breath and go to your Happy Place.

There there.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

*douses liberally with anti-bac*

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)

It's amusing me greatly that I knew exactly what you meant here, only noticed it as unusual when people started responding to you in puzzlement

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hahahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)

oof

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

This wins for me

W/Y/H...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)

hahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)

Is that Tutt watching him? - 15 SECOND LONG MOVIE OF MACCA LUGING!

Click for 430k of Adrenaline fueled Macca testosterone!!!!1111eleventy! (Quicktime clip)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)

Did you tape that

from Sky TV?

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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

no, its nabbed from the BBC archives

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)

it could well be.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

what channel shows that?

and do they show that mad hillclimb from switzerland?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:37, archived)

Complete lunacy

I salute you.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)

Error on the plugin or summat.

(Teh Quo are on Radio2 right now)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)

you probably need to update Quicktime

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

Cheers

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

and it does look like her

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)

I agree

she gets everywhere

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)

Oooo

that's very clever Mr Toast

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)

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