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# Our good Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# that's awesome (:
great colours and that
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *considers dying her eyebrows purple*
Big woo, big big WOOOO.

Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Do it Do It...!
...then dye the Skin Purple...
And become the purple People Eater...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Heyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# haha
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Hehe
reminds me of something from www.thechap.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Jolly good show.
(*is a subscriber)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# :D
Well I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# i dissaprove of his facial hair
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Oh.
*cries*

*buys beard trimmer*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I dont know... it doesnt match his face
i always claim to hate facial hair, but i guess i dont mind it afterall..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# You're just jealous!
You want your very own bit of manly fluff!

How do Miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# i got to bed at 6am this morning.
i'm quite achey now.

yous?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I got to bed at 3 30.
and am also achey.

but it's Friday and Im going out to drink Beer and play Pool in 20 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# i'm going to uni shortly
and i was at work like a good girl q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# probably would.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# come on
yes or no?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# yes
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# ^knew this
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# He's too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# who me?
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Brill colours
I was thinking last night, of dying my hair purple!!

Just for a laugh!!

But the missus woul kill me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I say!
That's rather good.

Obviously, fantastic subject matter - that goes without saying...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# *old joke warning*
"What was that?"
"I don't know, it went without saying...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I was reacquainted with a really old joke recently...
What's the fastest cake in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# g'wan - what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6546623
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# scone
how do you start a pudding race?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Apple turnover?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# sago
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# What's brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Baby poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I don't understand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *despairs*
Sticks are brown, right?
And by default they're also sticky, because they're a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I get it now....
I have my own for you....

What do you call a pink bit of fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I personally
call it a pink bit of fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Yes.
That is right!

LOLZORDS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# linford christie,


no, wait!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# With a luncheon voucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Genuine lol moment.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# The Blue Peter camera following it?
Or is this a trick question?

Is it an uncooked pineapple upside down cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# :D
I have no idea to say to all this niceness. I'm not used to compliments.

*blends in with hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Bless you, hunny :)
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# you big smell
/re-dresses the balance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Bad Micto! *points*
No biscuit for you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# i say!
ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# You're an avon lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# wan' buy my soap lady?
'sgood soap!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Made out of fat ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Today I ate either a)2 b)18 or c)19 hamburgers. CAN ANYONE GUESS WHICH ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# An Octopus
Or was that not one of the available choices?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# i once ate 27 big macs in one sitting
beat that fucko!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Christ on a stick!
Vom-central!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# No. Nobody really wins in a competition like that.
Although I did survive for 12 days on nothing but kebabs, beating my rival by only one meal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# i was ill for a couple of days after
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Now, there's a shock.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I was on a whole other plane of reality for days.
A greasy, garlic filled world.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# D- all of the above!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# WRONG. I DIDN'T EAT ANY HAMBURGERS TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# A Whopper with cheese?
do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Doesn't look a bit like Rob!
...actually, come to think of it, it does a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# My secret's out.
I am Roberta, clone underling of our Glorious Leader, Rob Jong Ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
*appropriate Carry On style noises*

Red hair and glasses is the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I wish I was a real ginge.
It'd be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Dyed red
works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I agree with the comments of the last speaker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Tis uber woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# fantastic!
and cor!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# WOO
by a factor of 1087578476538763865396747656547
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Capt and Wheely


Sorry, paint is so crap. And I can only draw one girl's face from the side, so yeah, looks nothing like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# the parrot is fairly accurate though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# tis wheelybird
as he drew me a lovely picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# WOO!
Better than I'd be able to manage in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I had to zoom to do everything
I think my mouse is thinking about giving up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Feed it to the ship's cat
and get a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Excellent job
for good old MS Paint.

Does wheelybird have a quiff?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# That's his own little hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Awwwwww!
*fluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Nice drawingness.
A Woo for Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Why fanking joo.
Not funny/clever/b3tariffic in any way really, I'm just repaying his kindness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I don't agree that every post has to be funny,
sick or even a "shop",drawn pics are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I like this.
For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Narcissism?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I have to go down to Wood Green to meet someone.
I will leave you with this. Please don't tell me that it's unsafe for work, because that is a lie.

(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# careful down woodgreen
they ahve a lot of stabbings.

mind you i've not been ther in probably 10 years since i moved away from london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Yeah and strangely that's when it all stopped
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Excellent response.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# you can't prove a thing

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# pffft
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# that's rather ace, if a touch disturbing
i thought it was one of killerkitti's for a brief second
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Ummm . .. thanks?
This makes me somewhat curious, but I'm not really sure I want to know what is going on there.

Enjoy your meetingness!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# You never laughed
at a naked bloke?
Whilst wearing green socks?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I wasn't sure whether it was a surpressed laugh,
or a 'What the shuddering fuck have you done to yourself?!' gasping type gesture.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I guess we can only imagine now
He's buggered off to Wood Green, leaving us in suspense. :(
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I know I'm on the edge of my seat! ;)
and talking of buggering, I must go off into the dark depths of Nottingham now. Byes!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Off to Nottingham?
For buggery?
Have fun!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# if you go down to wood green today
you'll be in for a big surprise
if you go down to wood green today
you'd better go in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# uncle frank is having a wank

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# auntie Lou is having a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# And mum and dad
are getting it on with graaaaandad.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# .
if you go down to wood green today
you'll be sure of a big suprise
there's a naked man and some muggers there
and beggars covered in flies

or something...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# i was going to do one about terrorists
but i couldn't think of any rhymes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# scariest?
?
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# no 'rhymes'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# nice style
and excellent green sockage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah actually, to be fair
what's she laughing at with those socks on
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# she's laughing?
i thought she was about to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I dunno
I assumed she was laughing, the eyes looked happy to me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# she's dead now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# superb
more excellent stuff

keep posting
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# There's actually a decent pub
come out the tube, turn right, 100 yards on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# oi, i gaz'd you up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# i like her socks
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I can't decide if she is laughing at his length,
or choking on his man-juice...
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] He still loves her really...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6517206
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I for one welcome our new anger management member with open arms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# you fucker
i lol-ed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
is he wearing a batman mask?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha
now that you mention it, he does have a certain batman-esque quality about him.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# I'm not sure I quite get this....
Have fun clubbing anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Ta :)
Should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Things escalated pretty fast


Click for non-murdered by optimisation(696KB)
and I know it's 10K too big, sorry, it took an hour to make already
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# That's rather good, that is.
Am I right in thinking that the scene with Heather's face is from T3?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Nope, the Grind House trailer
tis rather ace
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Ah
my mistake. I must watch it - looks rather cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# o_0?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# blimeh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
well over ze top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# excellent!

I dig that trailer too...that machete guy really looks like Jimmy Carl Black btw. That was Frank Zappa's drummer and 'the indian of the group'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Funny thing is
The same guy plays "Uncle Machete" in Spy Kids, also by Robert Rodriguez :)
yes, I saw Spy Kids, now shoot me
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Uncle Machete?
sounds like a cool name for a pet spider
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# i'd laugh and woo-yay this anim
but it is 10k too big.
i shall scowl at it instead.
*scowls at it*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# It's...






Getting bored of these yet?


Yesterday

Previously

Previouser

Previousest
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# That's a nice idea.
Dreadful choice of songs though.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Oh noes!
If only I'd called it Afinkawan's good 80s jukebox!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Hindsight eh?
Tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hothouse flowers! top tune
/although hearing Camouflage the other day was great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# GRANDMASTER FLASH!
*gets down*


*gets Down's*

*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# oh god
i have come

tone loc and grandmaster flash in one post? that's tooo much sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# What no Chesney?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# 'fraid not
I was trying to avoid anything TOO obvious or that people will already have on 80s compilations. I wanted to surprise people with things they'd forgotten that they liked or were too embarassed to admit at the time that they liked but it's okay now because it's ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Or Looking for Linda - Hue and Cry
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Too embarrassed
to admit to liking Grandmaster Flash?

That shit is the mad note!

/jayandsilentbob
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# That one
comes under 'forgot that they liked'. Eidelweiss is in the other category.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Ah.
I stand corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# 'The Message'
Yay... Now that is a Tune...
*Starts poppin'*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Edelweiss!
You are my hero!
...and I must admit to owning the Kon Kan album.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# SUCH
a dodgy tune!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I remember the Edelweiss video being fwaptastic
or maybe i'm just a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVIICWRbjM&mode=related&search=
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# heheh
I remember more boobs, less dwarves!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Same here strangely
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Edelweiss used The Manual
They were the only band aside from the KLF to do so :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Funky cold medina
Haha, excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# omg
they actually have working mp3s behind them! i didn't realise until now, i just thought they were graphics taking the piss out of people's music taste. now i have to go back and listen to them all

*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# oh yeah
ba dumdum..chicka chickah
still can't get hey matthew to work.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I accidentally linked it to Wheelybird's home pc.
So I changed it to a youtube link as I can't find it elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# So if you really love me, darling, bring me eeeedelweisss!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# do you have "joe le taxi"
by Vanessa Paradis?

/just wondering
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# You old perv!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# what?
whaaaaat?
:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# i do on 12"
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# size queen
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# That very nearly made it to this jukebox.
But I went with the Yello track instead.

lifesrichpageant.typepad.com/lifes_rich_pageant/files/vanessa_paradis_joe_le_taxi.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# you are a true gent :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Other songs that didn't make it (mostly 'cos I couldn't find 'em) include:
Chas & Dave - Snooker Loopy
Spitting Image - The chicken Song
Aztec Camera - Somewhere in My Heart
Aneka - Japanese Boy
Mental As Anything - Live It Up
Billy Ocean - When The Going Gets Tough...
Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
Godley and Creme - Cry
Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney
Curiosity Killed The Cat - Down To Earth
Howard Jones - Like To Get To Know You Well
Transvision Vamp - I Don't Care
The Grange hill Kids - Just Say No
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
Danny Wilson - Second Summer Of Love
"Milli Vanilli" - Girl You Know It's True
London Boys - Requiem
Roachford - Cuddly Toy
Voice of the Beehive - Don't Call Me Baby

...and many more.

Remember, this collection is not available in any shops...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I HAVE THE CHICKEN SONG ON MY COMPUTER!
rolf
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Woo!
Email me it!


and have this:

www.scm.tees.ac.uk/users/s.nicholson/mp3/Spitting%20Image%20-%20Never%20Met%20A%20Nice%20South%20African.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I have these ...
Spitting Image - The Chicken Song
Aztec Camera - Somewhere in My Heart
Mental As Anything - Live It Up
Billy Ocean - When The Going Gets Tough...
Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur
Curiosity Killed The Cat - Down To Earth
Howard Jones - Like To Get To Know You Well
Transvision Vamp - I Don't Care
The Grange hill Kids - Just Say No
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride

*blush*

EDIT : These are an excellent series of posts by the way.

EDIT 2 : Just Say No is here : www.grangehillfans.co.uk/history/just_say_no.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Everybody walk the Dinosaur
... I prefered Spy in the House Of Love - got that too !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Fantastic!
Any chance of emailing copies to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Just sent you a messge
... let me know
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Edelweiss!
These are great, you talented feck!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I think I know
far too much dodgy 80s music.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I'm getting inspiration for a party I'm organising
*goes to allofmp3.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I think they're great
gives us a chance to listen to something you wouldn't usually think of putting on, even with how-many-days on iTunes....
Keep 'em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Same cat
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# did you piss in it's milk?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# A text without a context is a pretext.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Alright, alright
you miserable cunts. Here's the original
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# That cat
has a distinctive hairlip.

Quite scary ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Probably split from cockswallowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I'm sure.
Cats do like eating chickens after all.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *hare lip
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# mirror, mirror....

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# your cat is a cardassian
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Resiz//ed to a/void pi//xel thef///t.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# again?

didn't you post this yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# No. That version was a totally different size.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# excellent stuff (I never saw the first posting)
there is something deeply satisfying about your drawing style
, especially the last frame (reminds me of Mike Mignola's later style)
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Thank you.
That's a proper compliment. I like you.

And so I will post my myspace address: www.myspace.com/themanwhofellasleep
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# eeeeeeeemooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I'm 31. I couldn't be emo if I tried.
I was terrified at the prospect of joining Myspace. But it's not too bad. If you want to avoid emokids, whoring indie bands and l33tspeak, you can do so quite easily.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I have a myspace.
It's got photos of me when I was just a wee 14 year old with my natural blonde hair on it.

Confuses people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# no probs
have you got any links to more line drawings?
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# cheers ;)
(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# repost?
don't mind if i do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# phwoar
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *SPAFF*
Christ. Let me just go get some tissues...


That's fucking excellent work right there.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# This is super.
*burlesques*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# mmm, masumi
she's lovely, can you do one of Bianca Beauchamp please?

top pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# This.
Bianca....

I wish she'd stop wearing that yellow transparent latex catsuit though, the blue one is much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# you're a fellow Bizarre reader I seem to remember
I had a question published in Bizarre once, but you're right she does look fantastic in the blue one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I am indeed
I'm broke as fuck at the moment, and I still bought a copy yesterday.

My newsagent judges me for it, I'm sure. I haven't got round to reading it though- just think that that dutch bint on the front cover is alright from the neck down, but a fucking onion up top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I've got a subscription so I don't have to worry about that
not that it would bother me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# i shall investigate her this very evening
probably using only one hand...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# She's lovely.
Check out her ponygirl series if you can find them, she looks really good with the bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# thems huge lallies
wowee...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# you have good taste
I love her paris and amsterdam photoshoots too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Why thank you, I like to think so
And yes.

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# *spluffs*
Nice vectoring. What software do you use? I fancy trying my hand at this vector stuff
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# That's a supoib bit of vectoring, right there
But these edgy, SG-stylee girls all look the same, don't they?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# That's EXACTLY how it happened...
Poor ol' Neech...
(And he was just talking about 'The Superman' in the Comics... somehow they twisted that into the idea of Genocide... Darn!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# needed more kryptonite
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Kryptonite makes him unhealthy...
Was he always poorly on his own planet?
Was it a Planet of Moaning Sicklers who constantly felt weak and had colds.. Hmmm...
Anyone know?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# It's only the combination of Kryptonite and our galaxy's
yellow sun that causes him harm. Back on Krypton, under a red sun, everyone was fine.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Thank you...
That as always Bugged me in a nagging way... I couldn't have handled a Planet of Woody Allen Peeps...
Ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
#
I thought it was the fact that the Krypton from his home planet was radioactive after exploding?

my god, did I just type that?

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Every time you pearoast....
Meh, whatever. Tis good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# How many times do I have to explain this? Twice? Twelve times?
A hundred times? Three thousand times? It's not a repost. The other picture was a different size.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# ...
God's eyes are still wonky though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Roasting peas? Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# lol
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# christ, I was just doing that
theres my hummus gone for the day.
woo to that sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Ha ha!
You know, for charriddee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Sponsored Kiddie Stare....?
Is he more sinister with or without the Wig?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# pffarf!!!
'Ning to you all x x
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Oh come on.
You can do better than that.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# by gadds! that's a great first thing to see today.
yay.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# hurrah!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Ahoy!

CFB

In other news, wouldn't it be nice if you could exclude compo posts from the board on a per-user, per-compo basis? There've been some great posts recently that have been pushed straight off the bottom of the page by hundreds of maccas holding posters :o/

(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# wouldn't it be great if we just left b3ta like it is
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# fuck off n00b
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# no you fuck off noob
it really pisses me off when i spend aaages on a piece of 'art' and then suddenly there's an influx of crappily-made pictures that might raise a giggle or two

i mean HEL-LO!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# *waves*
Hello!

Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Controversial!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Everyone seems to like the Compo for the first two Hours...
Then they seem to get Bored...
i am Nooby-Boob Chops and I can see impartial likes...
(Or Something)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# So it's down to choosing which parent we'll be spending christmas with; the challenge images or random weird fun stuff?

If we do this, all b3tan's will belong to a broken home..
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# did you hear that?
that was the sound of a small chunk of sarcasm flying past your left ear
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# missed again!
i need a bigger head (was more a reply to that funky character rather than yours)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# fuck off n00b

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *prizes*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# *speedboats*
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# *dreams*


*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# aw!
he's ace!
it'd be better if we could just ignore specific posts, so we'd still get to see the good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# That would be teh splendid also
and handy for when someone posts a brain-curdlingly-offensive image.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury's
you could go and surf a chocolate tube
and when a shark came up and tried to bite you
you could say "i'm chocolate! i invite you"
wouldn't it be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# wouldn't it be nice if we were older
then we wouldn't have to wait so long
and we could just tut at kids at busstops
and wee ourselves all day long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# tut or TUTT?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# *tchoh*
not *bDOINK*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# what?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I'll surf your chocolate tube in a minute if you're not careful
/Gimpson blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Yes, that would be nice
maybe I wouldn't use it though, but at least you have a choice.

nice hat btw!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# That's cute.
I love it. With loves. Big loves.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I wish I had a bounty like that.
Nice hat, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# If you have an A4 sheet of card, scotch tape, and some fruit...
... the world's your oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Cool! Finally he can take those tomatos to the starving children
As for the seperate boards, I'd never read the compo one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# I agree
post after post of the same shite to be honest, not much of it has been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You could say that about non-compo stuff too
/contentious
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# yep
it's live and let live

sometimes crap is on here for ages, sometimes you do a post you love and no-one replies, sometimes there are funny bandwagons, sometimes there are amusing bandwagons, NEVER IS THERE A BANDWAGON THAT ISN'T FUNNY etc etc
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
# V true
Are Dinosaur Jr still going, btw?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# the original line-up have reformed
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# i was listening to them the other day
i forgot how much i liked them
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# i love 'feel the pain' it has the most awesome chorus bit
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I thought J was dead, to be honest
Takes me back...
(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# thats really nice!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?
Even if it was for just one day...

*woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# *names completely different song for comedic effect*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# You're funny.
Like your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)
# your mum!
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, the comeback of kings.
Well played, good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# What's a matter you? Hey!
Gotta no respect...
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place!
Ah, shaddap you face!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I *am* in my shoes, most days...
... and I have to agree, it is quite good. They're comfy shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# i have new work shoes.
and blisters.

i envy you.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# no.

but nice post thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Brillo
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# aw bless
nice hat too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It's'all McCartney


Probably been done.

P.S. Excuse the pun
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# 4th time that i've seen
and i haven't been here much recently
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
#
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha - at the quote context
(i meant since the compo was announced,)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# shit i'm on that page
there goes my bonus
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# yup
i managed to get off that page last week

/should do more work
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# You are probably the 7th this week
including the two animated ones, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# .
Lol, thought so. Glad I didn't go all-out and animate it too.
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# yes
yes it has.. several times in fact.
but lots of others have too.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# sorry it has been done
infact it has been done and animated
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Yea a few times
Good effort though
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# no not seen this before
but I have just been cured of blindness
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# IT'S A MIRACLE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# I think is was the after effects of last weeks comp
(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# yep it's bindun
while i'm here though, have a pearoast from last night.

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Dont know why I like this so much
but I lol every loop
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I like Rupert's cumface!
that's one for the auotcomplete!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# hahahaha
a true classic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# once i walked in emerald fields
as golden light poured from the dreaming trees
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:23, archived)
# fuck this!
think I'll have a b3ta free day today

*meh*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# next week... RINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# *and people think I was just being funny

*packs bags..*takes extra clip
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# You spelt his name right on that one! ;-)
did you ever get your sick joke book in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# yup and I got another for my bro's chrimbo :D

a lot of great pictures in there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Aaaaw
you want to give him a big fwuffy cuddle really!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You'll come crawling back
And I'll be all "no way man, wait in the queue"

And you'll be all "Dude come on, its like a mile long!"

And I'll be like "pfft"

And then you'll wish you got your hand stamped
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:26, archived)
# and I'll be like
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *foiled*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
# pun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# I was wondering that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# *wonders together in the corner*
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# 'ning Archie

that's it, I'm going for another coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:29, archived)
# can i join you
in the wondering corner?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:30, archived)
# be a bit of a tight squeeze, but go on then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Needs more animations
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Good morning.
I'm currently sitting in a bath full of baked beans to raise money for Children In Reid.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
As you can see, it's a very worthwhile cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# you're getting a lot of use out of that child
FNAR FNAR FNAR!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# It's only the second time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# that's what gary glitter said!*





*prolly not
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I'm sitting in
a bean full of baked baths

Talking of beans... www.imdb.com/title/tt0453451/ WHYYY?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *gads about*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:16, archived)
# rowan atkinson is desperate for cash
he's spunked all his money on his addiction for badger spleen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Wren's liver.
Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# wolf nipple chips
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Hot Telephone Action.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
woo yay

Hot House Wife!

Mature Teacher Gets Fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:15, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:19, archived)
# hahahaha
amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:22, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Aww.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hubare wanted something like this
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hoorays!
:)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# shite
So that's what happens if you let sleeping dogs lie!!
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# vengeance at last!
now stab it grandad!


/too far!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:07, archived)
# on here.... TOO FAR IS NOT FAR ENOUGH!
i say...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I know
Just covering my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] TEH Macclock
(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# times goes by, so quiiiickly
and time won't mumblemumblemumble
and iiiiiii-iiiiiiiii neeeeeeed your love, i neeeeeeeeeed you love
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Pfft
*makes note to steal joke at some point*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# she'll be so rish she can afford to buy a new leg!
and hopefully a face lift!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# this i likes
made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Top clockage!
Woo

/must stop using 'age' at the end of words.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# underage was the one that got me into trouble

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# hehe very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:24, archived)
# excellent
*goes back away to fervently make calendars*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Breep
beep reep brpe
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Yaaaaay

you make me *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# hurrah!
*gleegles*

and Blueberry Blend Tropicana juice is the nicest thing ever. It's like posh ribena.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# Ribena IS posh Ribena!
how dare you blaspheme!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# pfffft
Ok, Blueberry Blend is like, Ribena, but in an alternate dimension. If Mr. John Ribena hadn't invented it, that's what it might have been

*blarts* *phemes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Wow
I'd like to shake that man by the hand... and also show him gratitude the british way. By offering him tea and a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Pow!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Crazy person.
I feer your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# This...
makes me need the loo for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# ^^this
its strange!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# 'shake well before use'?
*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Melge!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# No McCart-wagony for me
Instead have a Don wot I did yesterday laiyke, with my compliments and salutations for the delightful morning!



Not my best so far but bear with me I've got some great b3ta generated material to draw... now I just have to find the time to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Ah.
That's purdy.

/hoots
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# hot triptych action

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Yay!
and 'Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Morning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Hows life treating you this fine morning?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Rather spiffingly actually
I've got a half day (potentially at least) you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Yea not too bad
Have to go back to uni to do a team photo and then one of the naked callender

Then home at 3:30. Score!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:09, archived)
# that is ace! 'ning!
is he trying to 'catch 'em all?' pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# 'ning
hahahaha :P I HATE THOSE BASTARDS (they ruined my life*)



*caused mild annoyance for a brief spell
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Cor! He'll have quite a feast there.
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# its really a half-submerged dead crow floating face up in the water...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# No no no
It will have a feast... the idea is ...


bah never mind, it involves sharktooth death!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# mmm'ok
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# ver' nice!
is that a character of your own design?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# I made him up yes...
But he was inspired by a few cartoons I've been reading lately... or at least the death thing is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# me likey yo' stylee sista!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# in my tiny work-based browser window
i could only see the top of the palm tree
but i knew it was yours

it's a lovely thing, that rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
#
(fox)



:P 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# looks like a rabbit to me
*stirs*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# bet you say that to all the girls
....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# lies lies lies...it's frickin' ace!

mmmm bacon

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ooooh
*stomach grumbles*

while you're cooking... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# :D
Duuur der

Duuur Der

durderdurderdurderdurder dundiddleNAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# the good life?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
Jaws no?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# *pointy finger shooty gun thing*
Bingo, little lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# :)
haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are such a bumface.

But I like you *pushes micto over, flounces off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:56, archived)
# :=[
I have cahm to suuuck yur blaaaahd

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Lovin these
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:54, archived)
# hurrahs!
That's most lully, that is. SHARKTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# that's lully miss
you, jj and happy toast have your own folders on my comp!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# :D
That may be the best compliment anyone has ever paid me!

If not it damn well should be... thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:14, archived)
# They're getting bigger!
...and lovelier.

*waits for movie storyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Thats most woo indeed!!
Love the framing

Love Don... hes so cute when he's inebriated
(christopher monkey, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# It's early on a Friday on the 17th of the month, so it must be...


Ooh, tell me what to draw. Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Burt Reynolds
enjoying a shandy whilst hovering over the decomposing corpses of Ant and Dec in a helicopter whilst the theme
tune of 'Airwolf' blasts out of speakers attatched to his legs
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# How does said theme go?
Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
#
www.megawhite.freeserve.co.uk/midi/airwolf.mid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# dum da dida da dida da dum da dum da dida da dida da dum da dum da dida da dida da dum da dum da dida da dida da dum da dum da dida da dida da dum da dum da dida da dida da dum da !
glad to help
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# d-ner
dner dner dn-woo dan dan dan-derr dn'wou dn'wough dn'dn dn dn-d dn-d dn-dan-dan dner dner dner dn'dan dn-dan dner
dn'dn dn dn-d dn-d dan dan dan-derr dn'wou dn'wough dner dner dn-woo dan dan dan-derr dn'wou dn'wough dn'dn dn dn-d
dn dn-d dn-d dn-dan-dan dner dner dner dn'dan dn-dan dn'wough dner dner dn'wough dner dner dn-d dn-dan-dan

something like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# WINNNNAAAR!
*edit* altho yours was more accurate :(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Aiiiiiiiiiiiiirwoooooolf
It's a helicopter
Aiiiiiiiiiiiirwooooolf
It flies dead fast
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiirwoooolf
It has guns and shit
AIRWOLF
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# thats the theme tune i would have made whilst playing with my dolls
dolls ACTION FIGURES!





ACTION FIGURES dolls! :(
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# i waqs actually basing it on that very thing
*continues to spy upon Hubare*
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
#
dolls Pink play palace with tea set
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# A camel
No a robot.
Yea, something with killer robots
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# don't you fucking start!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# You sir,
smell of poo. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# but this time
you've got a good chance of getting what you ask for - i.e. "Not something, possibly furry, with tits"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Oooh!
Make a comment about threadwasting and then question his sexuality!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# My sexuality
is trained to withstand vigorous interrogation and tortures. It also has a cyanide capsule, just in case you know.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Then it will talk, or it will die
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# eh?
wheelybird's a man?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# What? Grey circles, white text
Means I have to submit a suggestion.

Its habit now

*edit* I have no idea. If not, question that too for added effect
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# GREY CIRCLES BLACK TEXT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# :)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# lurker
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# haha
i just woke up!

/lie in blog

how's you?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# Tanned & lush. Thailand was fab.
It's cold here - me no likey.
Still up for Dec 9th?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# tell me about the ladyboys!
can't see any reason why i shouldn't be attending on the 9th :)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# meh, ladyboys schmadyboys
i prefer my men to be men - you know!
like your new spaz pic - the likeness is uncanny ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# i get bullied for it
the best way to deal with it is to embrace it i think :)

oooh hello silly!
/carr
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# 20 babies ripping apart a rottweiler!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)
# SupaFly Jimmy Snooker fisting Macho Man Randy Savage in the Mouth whilst The undertaker shits in his urn!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# EEEEEELIDABET! IIIII LLLOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU
I'll never forget macho man randy savage's proprasal to elizabeth.
It was so romantic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:44, archived)
# i was watching that on youtube t'other day
i believe he was macho king at the time
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:45, archived)
# i never knew it was one there
do they have any brother love clips?

edit: or LOD clips. LOD were the only good thing in it.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# brother luuuuuuuuuuuuurve
good lord i forgot about him!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# it took me about 3 weeks to remember his name
all my mates thought I was nuts
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# LOD! hoorays!
i'd have been pissed off if i was animal... hawk was always the one to fuck it all up!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# *sticks out tongue*
*chants L O D*

*kicks fuck out of the godwins (again)*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# why not
Captain Jack from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.

Just a little idea i had earlier
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Hmmm.
I quite like the sound of this one. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Chucky.
Dressed like Andy Pandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Chucky from "Chucky Egg"?
Chucky Egg one or two. It's important to know.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Chucky the doll.
Evil AAAAAH rah sort of thing.

Yes?

www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/criminal_mind/sexual_assault/alison_ripper_rapist/Chucky,-Child's-Play150.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Haha that looks like one of the least ever tempting links to click upon

edit: i'm somewhat perturbed by my grammar in the above sentence, but i'm tired and can't think about it properly
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# anything filed under "alison_ripper_rapist"
can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# That's google image search for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# i searched for something like "direct" or summat yesterday... at work
and a picture of a blokes cock appeared on google image search...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# cock direct?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# *registers domain*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 10:02, archived)
# oh noes! your apostrophe has brokened teh inernets!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# it's not my apostrophe
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# fine! blame the internets!
tchoh!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I don't blame the internets, I blame you
*evil stare*

DUN DUN DEEEEEEER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# doodle something like.....
...I don't know...like your own fucking idea?

It's friday, I can't be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# That is a shame.
Some of my best sex happens on a Friday. It must be sad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Yeah, she's preggers
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Draw you drawing you drawing you drawing you drawing you drawing you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I would,
but I'm INVISIBLE! INVISIBLE I TELL YOU!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# Terrance the tank engine..
Good old terry, the reliable engine.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:39, archived)
# test tube rhinos
please
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# horny
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# 'lo ironman
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to do a scrolling road thingy, but then everyone is doing those. Its like a bandwagon for the skillzored


so ladies and gentlemens, the song title please...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I've been driving in macca?
Doo doo DEE, doo doo DEE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# WINNAR!
I like driving in macca!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:40, archived)
# ;-)
I are teh winnar thus besterest evor. Please stroke my ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# *strokes ankles*
*gradually starts stroking higher and higher*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# *KILLS IN FACE*
Slightly. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# '299308713_2a7c08fb30_o'?
were there no decent source images of real quad bikes?

i like driving in macca
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# and what's wrong with my filenaming conventions?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# it was going to be a cartoon car originally
its not ABOUT THE CAR

*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# chill, i was just wondering
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Michael Caine
by Madness?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# suggers!
!
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:30, archived)
# Macca quad damon?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# BEEP-BEEP BEEP-BEEP YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:32, archived)
# ticket to ride?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:34, archived)
# that's the idea
'ning micto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:38, archived)
# One step beyond?
by him up there
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 9:33, archived)

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