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# I couldn't help it...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:02, archived)
# beers?
nears?
fears?
seers?
lyres?
gondoliers?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Smellst thee a bandwagon?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Ears of war?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:06, archived)
# bless him
he'd make a camp bed out of enemies' bones
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Love the fact he still has a meerkat buddy on the right...
love it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:18, archived)
# leers,
spears,
careers,
no more.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:25, archived)
# ok
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
now wheres my money?

edit: posted in response to www.b3ta.com/board/6552675
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Ok it's a wilf banana
what's been going on here tonight?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I will give you negative 5 pounds.
You now owe me 5 pounds.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:01, archived)
# ok that sounds like a good dea..hey..wait..

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Woo
It's been hidden, NOW FIND IT LOUISE!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:49, archived)
# buzz buzz wobble wobble
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Top sullenicity
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# who needs a vibrating vagina
when you live near the parkinson's hospital?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# as someone who's friend has just been diagnosed with it,
i find that very offensive....


yet highly fucking amusing !!!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Pfffft!
*clicks*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
If only George had the bottle!!!

She were a battleaxe that'un

Woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hahaha
best way to get home drunk ever
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# hel lo
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
i need ideas for turning artwork in to money, i'm skint
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Draw it, shit on it
sell it to the Tate.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# nah, i went to this years Turner Prize
it looks like lots have people have beaten me to it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# fucking video art!
it's shit.

*hides own video art*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# i stand firm
that one day, tub girl will win the Turner prize, Goatse and Lemon Party will be close runners up
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# I killed a swan the other day
Did a shit on it.

Right on it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# not down its neck?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# summoned hitler the other day...
played pictionary.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Who won?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Ooh, careful.
They can break a man's arm, you know.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# forge tenners
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Make a fat Italian
at a blacksmith's?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# make 3!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Baby!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# sell pictures of yourself wanking into a slipper
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# .
slipper slapper.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
#
slapper YER MAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# haha, you reminded something my friend and i used to do in our youth
his sister never looked at us the same way
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# please elaborate
you may be the person of legend....
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# we used to screw his sisters slippers when we were about 8
his mum even walked in us once and we said we were having a muscle man competition. In retrospect, it does seem extremely gay
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# FIGHT GOD.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# screw that
bloody bastard precedes everything, he's a bit of a wanker like that
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Just draw something, anything
Put it on ebay, see what happens.
You never know!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Why raise the tone and give
them a sensible answer?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I don't know!!!!!!!!
*ponders own sensiblility*


(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# i could lose a quid
a quid dammit!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:49, archived)
# duplicate Mario's moustache and stick it onto a banana
job done :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# I busk
but that doesn't involve art, sorry
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Another wallpaper
Still playing around with Context Free...


Embiggen More from Earlier

Also, I don't suppose anyone would be kind enough to give me the link to that tutorial for making a 'mini-world' out of a photograph?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Pretty
:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Bah, not got it, but
level the horizon, make it square, rotate through 180degrees, filter - distort - Polar coordinates and fiddle with the result.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Cheers
will try this out tommorow.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# nice,
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# no, he means the ones for making planets I think:
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Yes!
Those are the ones, but the fake model photography one is also worth trying.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Follow my instructions then, it'd very easy.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Aye, am going to try now actually
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# *awaits*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:02, archived)
# these are cool
spiffing ! well done that man !
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Ta.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:39, archived)
# oh,
what's that then?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# You take an image and make sure the two sides have the horizon at the same height
(so that it will loop) - you then make the image square (panoramas are best), turn it through 180 degrees and apply filter-distort-polar coordinates.

Try it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# ta, i will
but not now.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# that's really good :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:46, archived)
# woo
aceness
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# this is lovely!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 1:14, archived)
# I know some people prefer them to LPs


but the artwork never looks right on a cassette cover.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# love those artwoks
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# *BUMS HARD*

how you sir?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# not too bad sir!
and you?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# That's some top shoppage right there.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# George seems to be groping john.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# he'd have to have fucking long arms
I can't see it myself. But it looks like Ringo might be fisting him.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# He's just holding his tail.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I can never tell the difference between them
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# George is the one without a bumflap
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# And dead.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Ringo's ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Yes,
and the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:47, archived)
# not for years
it's a soundalike these days.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:50, archived)
# That isn't George
it's Ringo.

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Conspiracy:
Mathews make drumstick Lollies
Bernard Mathews make turkey drummers
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# It's Matlow's
Not Matthews!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellent stuff
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# And helloes to you too sir
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Good evening
Are you drunk well?

or even well drunk!
;P
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Pffffffffft
clever :)
*clickity*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] raise!


(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Nice thumbs up croppage there.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# proof
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# you fucking cunt
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# you fucking rancid spighole
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:33, archived)
# it is my last night here
did you bang the yank?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# 7 days of pure sex
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# In my favour.
I find my name below it only twice.

www.b3ta.com/board/5658250
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# that confuses my poor little bonce
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# lovely
but how did you get the filesize so big?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Dangerous when cornered
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# *CLICKS UNTIL HIS FINGER BLEEDS*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahah woo!
that's most ace that is!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
now Squirrels with tits
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# haha
ace!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)
# This game needs to be poked in the eye until death.
Purely because you could play the demo of the game on the PC, but they only released it on the '360.

*Watches another potentially great game bugger off down the console road*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# What's the original?
I'm ris-ing at the mo!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Gears of War
It's about the competition in the mountainbike industry.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Ahh, I see know!
Ta.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:31, archived)
# We built the landing for our drop and
I rode it today.

www.haldonfreeride.org
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# I sold my bike 3 years ago to pay for biscuits.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# I want biscuits now.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# I found some Digestives in a drawer today but they are stale and soft :(
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# perfect for a game of soggy biscuit
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Click and all that fluff.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:41, archived)
# In for RPS..


Sparrowhawk we had in the garden a few days ago... sadly it seems to have a badly infected eye though.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# you could be loo... oh
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)
# rub it!
hard
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)
# i like the way that works with your name
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# why are you fucking off to Oz?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Pfffft
You should take pictures of interesting stuff, like this:

I say less of this 'nature'
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# and you could try optimising it
:|
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I did optimise.
But not enough for YOU.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# :p
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# *prepares to post eleventy-gigabyte file*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Do it!!!
DO IT HARD!!!!!
:)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Then large images are punishment for not advancing at the same technological speed as the rest of the world.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hear hear
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Meh...
I live in london...
but all the ISPs happen to offer crap services in my area.
I like where I live, but it just has crap interweb access
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:42, archived)
# That is true, there are far too many bad ISPs out there.
They need a proper governing body, and some stricter rules in general.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:45, archived)
# See that blue car?
That's me that is!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:29, archived)
# There's a UFO
above the pylon on the left
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Needs a shark and bridge, methinks.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# needs starbuck and apollo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Damn, Can I have a link to the original please?
I feel a creativvvvvity surge coming.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:57, archived)
# optrex it!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# <nazi mode>
some of us have crap connections you know

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# The original reason I started all this:
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# such juvenile pillockry :D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Ninnnnng you.
I got an email from Friends Reunited about you.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# how splendid
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# I rather thought so.
How are you anyway?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# quite sublime, good sir!
yourself?
Didn't I see you on cliqr ;)?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
No, I am not allowed in, I'm not really their sort.

I do hang around on Dynafoo a bit though.

I fare moderately well.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# For the love of GNOP!
Welcome back, Manley, you have a penis.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Yes, a massive one.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# gnopS
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# ^thus^

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# *this*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# *these*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# *those*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)
# ^the above
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# *the below*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# *The undersigned.*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# You made him less wrinkly!!
But not a lot!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# paul dangnops
woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# episode of Every Second Counts about 15 or so years ago
Paul: "Is Star Wars set in the past, present or future"
Contestant: "Future"
Paul: "Correct"

To this fucking day that still riles me
A LONG TIME AGO, in a galaxy far far away... come on people it's not that hard.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rgh
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rgh
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Were'n you aware...
time was remade to be circuler?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# TIME DOES NOT EXIST
THE WORD 'CIRCULER' DOES NOT EXIST
YOU DO NOT EXIST
NOTHING EXISTS
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# But the scrolling intro is set far, far in the future,
so the actual events are just a little bit in the future because they are a long time ago from the scrolling text's perspective.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Bulletin of BBC Midlands Today, one friday about 6 years ago;
the news ended with the presenter saying "have a good wankend"

To this day that still amuses me
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# and finally



(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# I don't like E.T.
he pissed on my doorstep
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Etched Twat.
*opens tatty shop to etch a cunt*

*remembers that God is about*

*Thinks better of it*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Grrrr
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# ET stands for
extra testicle
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Grrr?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# you renamed rex mundi
to pedantichrist..
but who is Manley?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I am Manley.
It is my real name.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# not that fucking long haired beekeeper off 4rthur?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# That's me.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# what the hell ahve you done with the real rex mundi?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# I am the real Rex Mundi.
Well, not the real one from the Rankin Books, obviously. Rex Mundi is me and I changed my name to Pedantichrist following this thread:

www.b3ta.com/board/6503036

I also like bees.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# i remember that
but you mean to tell me, that you've been rex mundi for 4 years?

(which begs the question: why the fuck have you been cunting about as lord manley of whatever?)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# AH!
No, my profile is fake.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# you absolute cunt
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# It's good to be absolute.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)
# Don't forget the placenta eating
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# i can't see jesus in that
but i can see a gammorean guard
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# gamorrean guard
/pedant
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaahhh
finally.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Right,
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=30626

But I got banned and so we had this:

glassco.cx/search?q=lord+manley&board=&order=

as well as Yelnam and Colin Prince of Floors and a few others.

Now I am forgiven my untold naughtinesses and am allowed to return, which I did as Rex Mundi. Then I changed it to Pedantichrist.

That is the whole story.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# marry me
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I can legally marry you in all but 1 US state and in Canada
as I am Revd. Manley.

100% FACT!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# BAN HIM AGAIN!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# That wasn't me,
that was that Nikon Fella.

[EDIT: I was FROG FUCKS GRANNY]
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# you did the frog fucks granny thing
and the on fucking fire too! I was there.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Nope.
I was grossly misquoted.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Fucking knew it!!
/guessed 2 weeks ago blog
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Cos if he didn't
he'd fall over.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# and in other jokes
What's e.t. short for?
Because he's got little legs!

my son (who's 2) tells this joke, but in his version e.t. has little trousers.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# and it's goodnight from me
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I hate myself for laughing at that.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# we all hate you too
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# speak for yourself
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Be fair,
He just found out I was Manley, he has to stop liking me now.

It's in the Bible.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# yum
i need a burger now!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# *logs on*
Must be 'bad pun tieme'!!

*realises b3ta is always bad pun tieme!

'Ning folks
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# pre-fucking-cisely
always time for a bad pun
'ning to you and 'night cos i'm off
i wondered what that funny smell was
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Because he's got little legs
true!

edit: hang on....
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# b3tan to it!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Spidey-sense malfunction

arachnofobia-spiderman
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# nice socks
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# As long as kirsten bloody Dunst dies...
i'm happy
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# as long as i get to fuck her
while she's still warm
i'm happy
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# I call mouth!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Corey Feldman!!!
eueww!!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
class
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# you know when you have a really shit idea
but you still end up spending most of your day
making it, even though the result is rather unimpressive?

on the plus side, i've created a great abbey road template, click for zip of psd layery goodness (2,264kb)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# nothing to get really
i just ended up wasting my sunday :(
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Ain't no waste of a sunday damnit
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# everyone thinks God rested on a sunday
but he didn't, he shopped some pictures!

FACT!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# And it was so bad
he hid it behind some tree in his front garden..and hoped no one would look there...

that explains that then
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# done
*gets out old testament and some tipex*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# not the bible?!


ninjas...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# moo or is it woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# ARGH!
what in holy crud are you doing?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Burying a body.
You?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# sorry its small on my site
i just forgot its only small by html tagging
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# you should never do that anyway.
never.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# i know
i am sorry

but i edited it quickly
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# no I mean, you should never
make an image smaller by html tagging alone.

it's just silly.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# i normaly dont
but i dit it quickly
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# This.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# phew
.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# wow
did you do that n school today? :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# yes Sunday school
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# AHHHHRRRGGGHHHH
THE EVIL GIANT JOHN LENNON WILL KILL US ALL!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# also:
you gave Paul shoes
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# paul looks like peter kay
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
# I made an Abbey Road kit ages ago
but yours is a bit bigger.

www.b3takit.co.uk/page1.htm

I could always spot when somebody made a pic using my kit... ahh, the old days.

(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# i'd downloaded that ages ago
and found it once i was halfway through mine
but yeah, mine's bigger :)
*walks like john wayne*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Ooohh... I forgot I made this ages ago:

refresh the page
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# how
queer
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha i remember that from the first time round
:)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Mother of Atom Heart Road Abbey!
yay
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# You'll like this. Not a lot.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Well it gives me the horn
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# *sets as background*
brb going to get some tissues
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# i thought you were rex mundi
/confused
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# ^this
www.b3ta.com/board/6552430
and that.

I demand answers.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I renamed Rex Mundi
to Pedantichrist.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Then whos Manley?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Just for that
I'm *click*ing your other post.
Oh, and by the way.
www.b3ta.com/board/6552430
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Well...
...it's not going to work.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# That's decided that then
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Fair does.
Never had one see.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Shit. It's HIM
Sacrifice a fucking lamb.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Don't be rude now.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Oh sorry,
forgot he was your dad. This is awkward.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
The other one makes me laugh more, despite being lazier.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# haha those are brill
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# My thanks.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# i thought it was rod stewart
horrific
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)
# It worked!
well done :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Indeed it did.
Thank you.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
# seriously
frightening
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Shatner, eh?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:41, archived)
# hope you've seen this week's
holy moly mailout
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Debee!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Would.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# the one on the left
is significantly fitter than the one on the right tho
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Two's company
Three's a party.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# hmmm
*tries to decide who would do what in a three-some*



*smashes evil thoughts out with heavy book*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I can draw you a picture?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# if you do....
i'll hate you forever!


i am quite intrigued though
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# You are supposed to shop an image first...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# I did him onto her quite well,
but I got bored and rushed her onto him as I wanted to do something else.

Still not too shoddy for a man using a touchpad on his laptop.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# It is a great shop...
i mearly attempted to insult them by saying that like that they still look like the decrepic prats they are lol
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Who is Manley anyway?
You told me you were someone else.
Are you three people?
Are you?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Oh dear fuck!
My girlfriend just died of a heart attack. Thanks.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Hah!
Right, in that case I'm making a little one of him on the left.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Are you manley.
lolrofllolrofllolroflololroflmao
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Oh my
that's sexy
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# the one on the right...
.. looks slightly like Betty from Emmerdale.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# have a continental woo
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# I am
genuinely traumatised by that.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# arrrgghh!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# the one on the right
is brilliant!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# anthony hopkins?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# haha
this away..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# omflolgodwut?!
i am so scared, this is suprisingly... good... but in a bad way!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Look!
It's tomorrow!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:40, archived)
# 30 second shop
*Is ashamed*

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Can't pronounce that...
needs a vowel
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)
# a,e,i,o, or u
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I need a
a, oo, oo, a, a

so it says mann googoo haha
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# yea
that would make tons of sense
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Any better suggestions?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Oh my god
Did you delete a post?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# ...no...
...maybe...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)
# argh!
and I was talking to you in that.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# But i shamed the clan!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# You're not supposed to delete like that either!
See me after.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# After me?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# pfft.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)
# But...
i have band practice...

*is very sorry for the hubbub*
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# that's *exactly*
what I was thinking.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:27, archived)
# E
As in "BELM"
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
# It should have been called this...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Lots...
of product placements.... and then there was the ford...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# I noticed a good deal of
Vaio action throughout the film as well.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAAAH!
/Vaio user
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Is it just me...
or with the scaled head he looks like paul daniels...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Ugliest Bond Ever
Possibly a good film though, but I haven't seen it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)
# pfft
lazenby was far worse
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# "Rolex?"
"No, Omega."
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# That really pissed me off,
apart from that though I fucking loved it
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)
# yeah
i thought it was just a really good bond film if nothing more. there haven't been many of those for a while.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Die a cunting nother cunt was a pile of cunt.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Did they explain in the film
about the fuck up with the M storyline?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# What the continuity problem?
No, althopugh the fact that both Bond and Felix keep changing shape is a more obvious one.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Beau Bo D'Or?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Werthers... Not as good as...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:13, archived)
# To be fair though,
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Singing Dickmanns....
oh jesus
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Definatly needs a CDC on the right i feel
Firstly... what does cdc actually stand for.. been coming here for 2 years and never found out...
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Crusading Diamond Crusts.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I Find That Highly Illogical
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Negerzoenen!!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?

Click for bigger (55 kb)

EDIT: Thanks for the CFB help
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:04, archived)
# FUCK ME!
<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/72de4fbb412fc9a9038d/suckysucky.jpg"><img src="##upload a smaller version and put the URL for it here##" title="Click for big Macca goodness" />
Click for big Macca Goodness</a>
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:05, archived)
#
use www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/b3ta/

and it does it for you with the click of a button!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:06, archived)
# oooh, tah very much
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Oh, I see.
My HTML advice isn't good enough for you then, eh?
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:12, archived)
# well, not really
because his was better
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Bah!
You specifically asked for the code.

You backstabbing cunt. That's the last time I jimmy open your sheep for you.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I know I asked for the code
but I got a better answer than the code. I got a solution.
/management
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:19, archived)
# Don't speak on my behalf, secretary
I could have your job for that
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Cunt..
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Oooh, good sucking action
woo!
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Regardless..
And I think I speak for everyone here when I say that a fucking HUGE bag of Werthers Original!

They'd be the size of hockey pucks!

:)

Most woo :)
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Im impressed with his feeble pensioners vegetarian muscles
can hold up anything that big
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:11, archived)
# For something 55KB big
it's hardly worth making it 'click for big'

but you've already done it, oh well.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:15, archived)
# its was more of the dimensions
I didnt want it bullying other images off the bottom, cos Im all considerate-like
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Well the size of the image
make no odds to how many threads are knocked off the bottom and after a few replies, it's going to push the next post down the screen a bit anyway.
(, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)

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