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[challenge entry] Seams like you'd be able to observe polar bears in their new habitat without all of the hassle of going to the poles

obligitary compo entry number 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# That's as fucking seamless as they come, bravo sir/madam/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# i thought i'd push the boat out this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# compo it?
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# what you talking about?
runs like a ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# uh?
*throws ninja smoke bomb*
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# hahahahahah
Seams are a side effect of the massive rush to be first ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# yeah but I won :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# ...the special olympics
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)
# :-)
woo *feels special*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# How long can he hang on?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I like the way he moves
*dance*
*dance*
woooo!!!

edit: looks like he's fixing his teeth
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Oh noes!
Teh little pea man will soon be Tiger lunch!!

..Very woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# until he needs a ...
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Guess who
Bindun?

Had a go at the invisibility. I'm with you mstandot, the clothes insides can be a bloody nightmare! (Mine here are pants...as it were ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Quo
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# *cricket clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Quid pro?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# even invisible
they're still frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# nicely done! woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# Your shading is much better than mine!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Why thank you
Wasn't quite happy enough with it really,
but have forced myself to stop playing around
so I can go to bed :o)
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE


Global Warming. The ice-caps are melting, the ozone is screwed, and WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! This is what top scientists would have you believe, but what are the positive aspects of climate change? It can't be all bad, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# no, I think we're all fucked
at the very least from the rioting and complete break down of society as everyone fights for food and space. :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# But we'll be dead by then,
so it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)
# hardly, a conservative estimate is 30 years
going by the current rates.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# that is bollocks. in 30 years from now not much will have changed. I bet you 20p.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# ^thus^
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Yeah
According to Busted, nothing much will have changed by the year 3000.

Except that we'll live under water.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# England will be one of the first land masses to flood
and then freeze over

you're fucked!

www.climatecrisis.net
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Then sod thinking about life and planning it all out,
I'm going to do everything spur of the moment, and think only about myself seeing as I'm buggered either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# but you're not you see, we can stop this from happening. It really is possible


www.climatecrisis.net
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# not really
because there are too many self centred twats who don't care about other people or species.

Its a losing battle, the human race is going to fuck itself in the arse, hard and without lube.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I'm with Busted
I want to live underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:31, archived)
# not the entire human race. Where I live we'll survive the intial catastrophe
all the over populated cities/countries will be destroyed. There will be about 500 million people worldwide and we'll repopulate the planet with peoples who worship the land and give thanks to the sustenance it gives.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# that's if the chavs don't kill you first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I have a plan
but first I'm slowly becoming carbon neutral so at least I can say I tried
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)
# bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# you are thinking of that film
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# :D
you can compo that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# HO! HO! HO!
mmm...Soylent Green
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Pfft!
That is brilliant.
(generic hybrid, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# as long as i finally get a nintendo wii, ill be reet
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Well we would have to shave all t3h fluffy kittins for a start
bald pussy for everyone woooooo!!!!!!!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# morning morning global warming...
(osiem, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# I just hope all the "save the earth" morons die first
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# could be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Teh quo did it!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# so you set an image challenge i have a PhD in then?
well before i explode can i just make it plain clear that the ozone hole is abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do with global warming.

now that's out of my system i'll be slightly happier, but i feel this is going to be a long week...
sorry to be a miserable washed up scientist type, but unfortunately that's my job
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# we fixed the ozone problem, we can fix this
c'mon, who's with me?

*burns bra*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Why doesn't the ozone hole have anything to do with it?
(someone had to ask)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# CFC's not carbon build up
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)
# But I thought (and I may well be wrong)
that the ozone hole let more of the Sun's rays through which then can't get back out again. CFCs destroy the ozone hole, other gases block the light's escape. Greenhouse Effect, y'see? isn't it what happened to Venus? Granted, I'm not an expert on the matter...which is why I asked the question.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# ozone layer
protects from ultraviolet
greenhouse effect transmission of infrared radiation
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Fair does
Makes sense now.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)
# We'll have one giant swimming pool!
...or one giant Ice Rink....or one giant bonfire? :o/
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)
# England?

Swimming Pool, then the current will cease and you'll freeze over
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Dang
I'll be a novelty frozen guy under the Ice Rink doing the front crawl *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Oh noes!
I bet all the tsunami jokes are going to be amongst the first to be reposted, even though they'll be missing the essential point of the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
# FACT
The man who invented putting lead into petrol. also invented putting CFCs in fridges.

According to Stephen Fry on QI

Do i win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:40, archived)
# No, because
Stephen Fry read it in a Bill Bryson book in any case
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:42, archived)
# he is, too
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# bet the milkman
hates him
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
# but everyone hates gypsies anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
# and the postman
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# what about the builder?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# needs more norks
hello pea-tea....
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# So do I
hello lully miss tweeny
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# i just bought me a shiny new camera!
how are you doing pea?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Crikey!
What a looker!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# it's not funny

but I think it's quite nice!
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# That's quite some erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)
#
this is why I'm giving bags of frozen peas as presents for christmas, at least, frozen when ther wrapped.
(I helped save b3ta! shift spendips make me sad inside, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)
# that camera has dust on it's sensor/lense
lovely but i see no shark
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i think it's a bird
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)
# ha ha
the marks are near the bird, maybe its food on my monitor....
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# bet the milkman
hates them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)
#
and the postman
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# bet the local builder loves them though
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# no garden to have a cup of tea
And nap in.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Crippens!
Count Duckulas holiday home? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
...OH... NOT funny. Ooops.

Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# The wise man built his house upon the rock
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Thats ace!
Does that tree have a noose hanging from it?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# There's a Noose! Loose! Aboot that Hoose!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# and a box of spoons nearby
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Ooh
Real life Dr. Seuss.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# looks vaguely like an erect phallus to me
ergo: funny
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)
# you're right it's not
funny, but it is also quite nice. and the only way to get in is with a big fuck off cannon
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# How is that tree growing?


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# acely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Lady Sovereign, the only good rapper in the history of the world. /hates rap blog.

my site lives here XD

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# She has a reeealy long earlobe
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# How does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# as fresh
as a box
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Like Noel Edmunds
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Like a dog
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# I hope that was sarcasm about the... oh you know...
Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# the hatred of rap?
no. i hate rap.

her being the best rapper.
yes. she's more pop than rap. the only non 'emo' thing in my playlist...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# No no no no no no, how can you say that?
I just hope that one day it is all revealed to be ironic rapping and she is actually human.

edit: I hate rap too, I was referring to her being good...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
# i think she's human.
i read and interview with her in Blender Magazine and she's really funny. She got to spend a bunch of Blender's money and she got two grillz and a little robot and she was all, "cmon little robot, do somefing! it fell over! is that somefing!?!?' and i cracked up. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)
# i like the pic
but i have to disagree about the subject
she annoys the piss out of me
plus i like rap a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# *tires*
oh, i'm sorry. to each their own...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# absolutely
i wasn't trying to convert you
i was merelystating my position :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# oh okay.
i'm just used to *some people* on the board throwing their musical opinions in my face and telling me mine is wrong, and i'm tired of it, you know, so I just say to each their own now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# This is it. I mean, there's no accounting for personal taste, right?
If you like it, then stuff what anyone else thinks. You listen to music for your personal enjoyment, not to please other people and their judgments.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)
# very true.
finally someone backs me up on this. is it just me or does anyone (mainly males) over, like, 13 feel the need to push their taste? i think it's just the people i know... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)
# it just seems quite fashionable to 'emo bash' I think
I got slagged off on here for saying I like still like Oasis hahah. I don't give a shit though - I like what I like.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Blur rule.
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:45, archived)
# they certainly do!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I (L) Slick Rick
well, his early stuff anyway. Everything after 'The Great Adventures of Slick Rick' was utter poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# Anybody got the new Outkast?
 
Finally filled in the back-catalogue with Sothernplayalisticadillacmuzik..

now I just need Idlewild, only heard one of the singles so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:19, archived)
# I don't really like outkast
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Used to like Michael Franti a lot
 
but I find myself going back to Disposable Heroes more these days.
Chocolate Supa Highway is still good, though.. haven't heard the most recent Spearhead stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)
# don't know
michael franti, used to like outkast (during my EXTREMLY short lived rap phase), dunno disposable heroes, although that's an awesome name. :)
i like Fall Out Boy. And Panic! At The Disco. And My Chemical Romance...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
was Franti's second band with the percussionist Rono Tse, after the Beatnigs.

Worth a listen..

they toured here on the weirdest triple bill I've ever seen, with Iggy Pop and JIMMY BARNES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:44, archived)
# who?
ack, nevermind, too many names. *goes back to painting nails with fresh coat of black varnish and singing along to My Chemical Romance*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)
# *goes back to listening to Public Enemy*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# I got a letter from the Government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were SUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Just been on wikipedia
finding out who the hell this Lady Sovereign is..

Not as toxic as I'd expected but damn, give me M.I.A. any day!

(still have to get a copy of Arular)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:23, archived)
# this is going to sound really sexist, but
I really do not like any female rappers. Somehow rapping in a female voice just sounds wrong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Not even Missy Elliott?
 
I've seen some hilarious bits on TV with severely deluded posh English girls who want to be rappers!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:35, archived)
# even Missy. Just gets on my nerves.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:39, archived)
# m,issy elliot
is cool. i like the song Lose Control. tommy lee was in that, you know. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Silly girl
Sovereign is not rapper
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# She got Attitude!
What's round her neck though?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
# it's a chain
but the way the shirt wrinkles (i managed to NOT draw those ;D) you can't see the rest of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] you have no choice but to be celibate
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# This has no effect on me
*Wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK WANK DUCK
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(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] This might work...
(BlueLemur, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)
# why is your dick on Sarah's Dad?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Because he's cute
And he pays well
(BlueLemur, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
# what if you start at the feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Stop! If you go any further
you'll be removing skin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# I don't get it, but I laughed anyway
as i'm sure it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
# well if you found the sign from taking off her clothes
it must be a warning telling you to stop there. Or at least start using a sharp knife.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Inspired by the post office queue I had to suffer today...


and b&w version
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Of soap and wee and hard boiled sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Soap Boiled Wee Sweets
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# We Boil Soap Sweets
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# we sweet soap boils
ew
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# Some old people smell musty.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# I sat next to an old lady on the bus this morning,
who must have fell in to a tub of odious smelling 'perfume' on her way out, and in her haste to get away, not been able to wash it off.
I felt somewhat rude as I kept coughing, but it was the claws from her pugnent scent scratching the back of my throat that casued me to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)
# mostly wee
and bad breath
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# and stale biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# 100cc of nullo, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha hurrah!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Your damn right
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:36, archived)
# it's true
it is
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# i tried to tell him not to

but he insisted on showing you all his package stupid filifoli
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Its...
magnificent!

Edit: My 10 year old daughter just walked in, flicked the back of my head, then run away yelling "He's looking at cartoon porno!"
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)
# Whoo
filifoli said thanks..

edit: flick her back rofl. sorry for rude cartoons.
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)
# No problem. I'll CDC her forehead later.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)
# yes.
ahahaha!

Filifoli is a kids style program/animation but is very rude. so apologies for younger people on here. your eyes have been officially scarred.
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)
# She shouldn't know words like 'porno' at that age!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# You've never been to MarkyH's household...
Nor have I, but one can speculate about what goes on...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Busted!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Mcfly

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# V!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)
# OK, testing some new Retro shit
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)
# no, not really
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Wooyay!
isnt that the psygnosis logo?????? ahhh shadow of the best memories.
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# destruction derby...
those were the days.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Jesus
That's going back a bit.
(WiggZ, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I'm 19 next week, destruction derby makes me feel old.
I'm sure PacMan makes some of the people here feel old though...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)
# try Lunar Lander
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)
# *Checks date of Birth*
1901?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha showing your age Toasty! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I always liked RollCage,
although the sequel was tripe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# it works
and i likes
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# happy memories
Shadow of the Beast, awesomeness.
Anyone got the panpipe soundtrack on mp3?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)
# oh yes.
strange thing is i do somewhere lol. and yes it was a great game but i couldnt do it too f*cking hard...
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# every version you could wish for here
sotb.free.fr/Fichiers/musiques_en.html
or direct link to exe zip of the Amiga version
sotb.free.fr/Fichiers/Musiques/SOTB_amiga.exe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)
# Not the actual panpipe mp3
but a remix at Ocremix.org

www.ocremix.org/game/shadowofthebeast2/
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:46, archived)
# so he is
*applies mouse trap*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)
# TJ...
Wednesday? Image Challenge? Are we being neglected?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# That made me giggle,
but I am in super hyper-active mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Another.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Hee
There must be a snooker regulation against being invisible.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)
# do dooo doo do
'When you hear a sound that you just can't place
Feel somethin' move that you just can't trace'
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:54, archived)
# i made a snooker table laugh once
i tickled it's balls

true story
i like this btw. keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)
# I hope that's not Mr. Hunter,
or that's in terribly poor taste.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# No.
heaven forbid!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# the perspective is making my eyes wonky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
#
the wonky is making your eyes perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
# no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# ung mung mung
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)
# my mistake.
carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)
# i am sure i like this
interesting animation
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# arf this is great
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# eeek
that's quite scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# whu?
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Nice
Maybe hold on the frame where the perspective is correct to make it more obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ooo!
wooyay to this!
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I've tried things like that in the past
and everybody says "that would be even better if it was smooth!"
Happened with this one, at least:
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# that's different though, that wants to be smooth
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)
# ^ this hard
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)
# *bangs heel of hand on forehead*
OK, OK.
Smooth:
www.b3tards.com/u/16d44503e8077d87a10e/gallery4.gif
With pause:
www.b3tards.com/u/16d44503e8077d87a10e/crotchless2.gif
there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)
# yay
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)
# Bad news
The first goes too fast
The second is paused on the wrong frame
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)
# That needs to be sixteen words shorter.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Hmmm, maybe you need it be be smooth
but just slow down incredibly slow when you get the the money shot

also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# this is fantastic
but it does need to be smooth
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Confuzzling!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# That is most woo!
clever stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)
# *puts marbles in*
'they roll off'


*crys*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Funky
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# looks like this guy had to split
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Arf!
made me laugh like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:44, archived)
# then I have performed one good deed today
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hoohar!
looks like my old boss mardy bint
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Redexing
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Yay I can test it properly
Edit: OK, it's working now
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# not seen this one...
is it new?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah
I replied to an R Tape thread earlier

edit: ok, it wasn't your thread, my bad
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ah you see you had me confused there
it could have been mine
sounds like the sort of thing i'd write about...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
# woo to all of them
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# On a friendly level...
you're not in a good place right now.

On a professional level...
you're a fucking loon!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# R,S,Attention,Q,Break,
???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)
# As previously requested
A kempston joystick waggling ala Daley Thompson!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# yes
yes and another yes!

edit: i broke many a joystick this way
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# OK
I have my RedEx, my CDC, my waggle joystick, what next people?
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# a giant panda dancing
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)
# you broke them wiggling daley thompson?
how many did you break playing the computer game?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# he loved it and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhh yeah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Huzzah!
he's back purely in emo form for m3essential maybe this floats your boat....


sorry for crappiness btw.. i just made it
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# v this floats my boat
HIJKLMNO
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)
# hurrah for water
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Hurrah!


*slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# joins in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# cuttages
wooyay viva la emolution :D



*does not condone self harm on fluffs*
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# ^read as 'cottages'
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# yes?
ahahah viva la cottage!
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# I'm just not sure that
cottaging is an appropriate reaction to anything.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!!

looks slightly wrong
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)
# It reminds me
of that bird who eats jizz.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)
# anyone we know?
*avoids the obvious gag*
thank me for it
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)
# No, not her ;)
I can't remember her name in this case, but I think she had a website along the lines of ideepthroat.com or something like that. She was on Howard Stern's show a couple of years back.
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:04, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# You have poo coming out of your head
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)
# really?
why thankyou
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# The blood looks brown to me
/colourblind blog
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)
#

Edit: bigger picture = bigger laughs?
no? okay...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# love your username
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)
# You are TOO ILL.
Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)
# thanks for your concern...
trying to while away the time somehow until i'm tired enough to go to sleep (that's the trouble with spending most of the day asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)
# :)
Have a hot chocolate and turn the heating up.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)
# marvellous idea
anyone else for hot chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Yes please.
Also read this:

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=28102&in_page_id=34

I shouldn't, but I'm giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# ha! - oh the joys of the season
one advantage of not being able to go outside at the moment is not having to go Christmas shopping
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I am remarkably jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# haha
"The free attraction is hugely popular and at peak times there are six Santas operating simultaneously."

That's gotta fuck with the kids heads

:D

good.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)
# You could use blu-tac!
/answer for nearly everthing blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Or gaffer tape
Gaffer tape is the answer to all life's problems.

Of course, then you couldn't read the letters, but that would just make it more challenging
(BlueLemur, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# aside from a surfeit of blu-tac
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# But if you are planning
to play scrabble in a wind tunnel,you should really remember to bring blu-tac, it's common sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# it's not only common sense
it's the law!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Arf!
Now I have tea all over my computer screen.
(8 B I T.B O Y lives in an 8 bit world, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Owich.

Shame on you!

On another note, I see that there's a bucket seal linked from Rotten's daily news page, I think that's part of some B3tan's fifteen minutes, no? Cheers!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Ning everyone

filifoli comes in doing his happy dance
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# he dances better than me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# well he can just fuck right off again


happy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# awww.
sorry shall i make him sad again? or racist maybe maybe even mocking other things poor little fellow he wants people to like him...
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# :)
I love him really, but I'm trying to look street and tough for all the laydees.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# *swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# *revives*


*passionate kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# I say!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Mr Darcy?
*retrieves fan from hand bag*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)
# why>
no leave him there!
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)
# *steps back, lights cigarette, long draw*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Oh...I mean...I.....Gosh, I....well...I mean to say, I.....
....

Golly!


(Emphasis on the G)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)
# really, Broadsword? All street and tough?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:17, archived)
# why you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)
# The cuteness...
... is well appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)
# hahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)
# As requested..
Sorry b3ta :o)


(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)
# that
is graping my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Twice
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)
# i said:
"THAT IS GRAPING MY SQUILDO"
you deaf twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Yeah heard you the first time...
...just wanted a translation into English.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# :)

turning him on (in a nutshell, well not actually in a nutshell...)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# 'graping the squildo'
to cause a tingly feeling in the tummy akin to minor sexual arousal
despite not actually being sexy in any way


if only the dictionary was still working :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Original post:
 
www.b3ta.com/board/1233997
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)
# Graping the Squildo
Def: To obtain a Squildo and Grape it. repeatedly. In the Face
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
Now this I like.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# ^


not a burn victim in sight
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)
# yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)
# *Flames*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Is that a Miss Piggy flower?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:09, archived)

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