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# OTT Christmas Prep
Brought to you by the Punday Roast Marketing Board.
Hors d'oeuvres, Canape, Aperitif and a couple of Cocktails
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:46, archived)
# wild guess...
Hors d'oevres,
Canapes
Aperitif
and a pair of cocktails?

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:50, archived)
# That is an absolutely splendid hat
It has put me in the festive mood for the last day at college.

Speaking of which, I'm headed pubwards. Hi and bye b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:55, archived)
# *waves*

*drops hand sheepishly*

*pretends i didn't wave at all*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:56, archived)
# ta!
...and bye bye...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# I have all teh seasonal hats!
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)
# pubwards?
at 9am?
steamer!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# this!
cor!

I've not had my breakfast yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# I only got the cocktail bit
*hangs head in shame*

Dave wont be happy with me today
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# 'nings lovely lady!
*hugs*

*fondles bottom*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# i'm totally lost
but that's nothing new :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:53, archived)
# Nope!
Not a clue...I believe that my thickness quoitent is on the increase due to me giving up smoking 18 months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:54, archived)
# psssst...
filename


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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# :( doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)
# 'ning ZW
I too agree with Sugar and am much festivised by the excellence of your hats :)

filename you say...
...
...
...
...
*dohs like Ironman*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:02, archived)
# and alt tag
didn't want to waste anyone's time :-)
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# hmmmm...i've been away working to long
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# i can't see your files :(
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I'm a bad, bad man.....


... and I've got a feeling I may only get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Sometimes, like today
I really love coming to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Just a quicky for this morning :)


Might not be on here for a bit; work are planning to block access from this site for me again (bastards).
Will get back on here soon, and if I don't see ya soon have a good un all :)

Teh Jeccy
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Punks! Kick em in the nads, Woman!!
Woo and a H'Hols to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:41, archived)
# Haha
Looks like she's ironing the presents ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:42, archived)
# she's looking like a cock more and more lately.
destroy your overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:46, archived)
# Hahah
It's the little details that make it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:48, archived)
# Her arse is on fire!

'ning all

*returns from whence he went*
*looks around*
*shuffles feet*
*whistles nervously*
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:54, archived)
# yay thats ace
sorry about work being bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:13, archived)
# threaten to go on strike
how dare they stopyou from skiving on B3ta its immoral I tell thee.. tell them you'll try it their way for a week and see if your productivity actualy increases, if not then they should let you have b3ta back..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:32, archived)
# Hah

Ps. I can't remember the site, but there's some proxy thing that allows you to view sites from another IP. Research that...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:41, archived)
#
Google for proxy server list.

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Happy Christmas Jecs!!
shame about the access

hope your xmas comes with much woo and lots of yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Same to you matey.
Hope to see you back on here again soon.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Good riddance!




not really - Happy Christmas Jeccy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# use ctunnel.com
unless they've blocked that
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho-ho-ho!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:58, archived)
# ho.
i heart cosmonauts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Runaway warming! Venusian!
Yikes!

WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:29, archived)
# Intel Pentium with MMX?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# ok so i didnt get to sleep after all...


one.revver.com/watch/119190/flv
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# *pillages*
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:48, archived)
# everyone knows
that sleep gives you cancer! :) + a big WOO for No-hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:04, archived)
# heh. good to see the early shift is helping slag off those cokefuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# great to see those meercats getting their own back on the corporate fatcats
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Help to take a photo of the 'Penis tree'
Hello All
I need your help. In my home town of Penistone, South Yorks a 'Penis tree' has been cultivated by a very green fingered local. Follow the link

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28957&in_page_id=2

Unfortunately I now live in Australia and the news story (above) didn't show the tree in question. This is where I need your help. I need photographic evidence.

Can someone visit and take a picture? Maybe there's some PGS b3ta alumni? Hey whilst there please feel free to help the local economy by buying a few penny chews and a can of Barrs Dandelion and Burdock from Millhouse Post Office shop and if you want to see some truly local sights try Cecil Penny's petrol station Springvale to see some old wobbly knockers!

Thanks in advance
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:15, archived)
# THAT SOME BLOODY HUUUUUUUUUGE LURKAGE!
Don't say unfortunately I now live in Australia!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:20, archived)
# re: THAT SOME BLOODY HUUUUUUUUUGE LURKAGE!
Yeah actually it is quite nice here. Despite the fact that most of it is burning - gotta love bush fire season ;)

Unfortunately = Can't visit Penis tree for real. Somehow I don't think my mother would quite understand If I asked her to do it.

PS Yes, that is quite a huge lurk isn't it LOL :P Can't believe I'm b3ta member #39 - oh I remember the days when...
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Yes its sad that it most of it is burning.
All due to lightning strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:26, archived)
# please read the FAQ.
you don't have to put RE: in front of your message and other stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:32, archived)
# re: please read the FAQ.
i dunno
i quite like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# IT THE NEWS OF THE WORLD PICTURE EDITOR
BURNNNNNNN HIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM (or her)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# You've been here for 5 years
and this is your second post? My god man, I thought I was a lurker!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:04, archived)
# This must be record?
Do I win 5 quid?
(philberesford, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:33, archived)
# http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28957&in_page_id=2
woo to Penistone
ja to Cock Trees
[sod it really]
and HAM to this link; actually quite wrong

and RIS whtever it means
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:55, archived)
# What ever happened to chickengirl?
havn't seen her running about the board in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)
# I saw a pearosted one recently.
Getting rare though, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:27, archived)
# wrong continent for me, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:12, archived)
# Here you go...
The X-Rated Xmas Tree
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:17, archived)
# You're too good to them
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a bunch of knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:28, archived)
# This is fantastic
I am overjoyed.

No really, I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# just had to reuse the sauce
inspired by timpractical's www.b3ta.com/board/6631505 'cos i wanted a better view



(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:32, archived)
# and this was also asking for it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:32, archived)
# Double Woos
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:39, archived)
# That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:42, archived)
# Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:22, archived)
# heh. nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 6:17, archived)
# I thought an Innuendo was an Italian suppository.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:34, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped, honey producing insect.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:40, archived)
# I believe that's what she's holding.
I believe that's what he's holding.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:02, archived)
# haha
Nice melons indeed - pity about the age and shape.
Do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 5:21, archived)
# 8 } : } 8 } : }

(onomatopoeicneologism, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:03, archived)
# *likes this a lot*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)
# Ha! i can ingnore myself!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:10, archived)
# Better than it should be
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)
# Brill!
Pollen and that fine image work well!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:05, archived)
# Oh my that stuff does not make me energetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Boi-yoi-oi-yoi-oinggg!
 
woo-hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Ace+WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:12, archived)
# Ahhhh!!! Kill It!
It's covered with these!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:15, archived)
# terror!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:16, archived)
# Yay!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:22, archived)
# i will go to the shop and get you some kippers
...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:40, archived)
# Good night B3tards.


* umm...sweet dreams and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:28, archived)
# Do you know how much good quality porn I'm going to have to look at to get that out of my head?




Who am I kidding? Those siamese twin porno websites ain't exactly looking themselves up!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:33, archived)
# haha!
'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
# KILL IT REPEATEDLY!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:56, archived)
# Nice pearl necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:00, archived)
# In my youth I would tell anybody who'd listen to vote labour.
My politicals were informed purely by a reaction to Maggie's utterly vile physical appearance and personality.

What is or was "the foo"?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:01, archived)
# If you don't know
then you don't miss it.

/4rthurians reuniting activities.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:04, archived)
# She's nothing compared to either of the Bush wives
I kind of wonder if they both got to be president by marrying Satan's demon, hell-princesses.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Eventually I figured out that politicians are not for looking at or spending leisure time with
and now I think she's great. I just don't want her hanging around my flat, or anything.

"Go away Mrs. Thatcher," I'd say, "Shoo, get out of here."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:25, archived)
# So I was wrong.
The foo is Dynofoo and I am referring to it in order to point people at C4mbodia if need be.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:41, archived)
# kill it with sticks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Gaaaah!
No! Not even with a rented one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:05, archived)
# This post amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:14, archived)
# *creates time machine*
*puts coat hanger on board*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:18, archived)
# Bollocks.
You so totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:19, archived)
# not even if she had a ten inch cock and a furry back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:21, archived)
# *doubts*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:26, archived)
# nice rack
didnt know maggie had such talent
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ummm....sorry....but....

*hides in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:18, archived)
# zwrongz.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:19, archived)
# ohdeargodyou'readeadman....
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)
# i tried to stop myself....i did i did
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:24, archived)
# another new coke ad?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:05, archived)
# coke ad?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:17, archived)
# What's that got to do with Joel Veitch?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6631459
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:24, archived)
# yeah saw that on the links....wtf is up with that?
hates them i do
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:31, archived)
# i'm thinking the next compo might be at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:20, archived)
# good night.

this is what my day has been like.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# that'll do it for me
night night all
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:18, archived)
# excellent.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Huzzah!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:36, archived)
# obviously a day of triumph.
great draw, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:44, archived)
# Ooh!
a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:09, archived)
# ?
pun...?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:23, archived)
# draw.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:42, archived)
# Munchies?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:08, archived)
# Olde tyeme
Asbolina's guests are as horrid as she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:53, archived)
#

I'll add another later on after I do some workish stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
# only on a tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# i'll have some too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# Did someone say buttsex?


...not me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Foresooth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Not me!
My teeth are fine! Not sore at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)
# and with a butts like that you would be on your knees begging for it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:22, archived)
# Bustlesecks, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Two could enjoy the butts under that bustle!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
# A bustle built for two, yes..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:50, archived)
#

Like a couple of others, I've done, any dialog seemed redundant.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/asbohand.jpg
for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:18, archived)
# "Tickle your ivories?"
Honestly! Is that the best you've got?


Woo, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:23, archived)
# [/;-D
Dialog can also make the joke. As even the
line you used on that one works as solotext.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:27, archived)
# Your collection is just perfect for that!
That's what's so much fun about it. Keep 'em coming!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:31, archived)
# hello!
I'm rather drunk! How are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Envious!
 
*can't get drunk for another hour yet*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# woo!
what time is it in NZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:05, archived)
# 4:15pm
 
I also have enough for a joint in my desk drawer, whoop whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# woo for you!
It's 3:15 here... I'd better go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# No sleep til Hammersmith!
 
..finally going to see Borat tonight, yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# wired on caffeine and petty theft.
but a drink sounds good....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# too much beer and whisky
I had a sandwich just now, and managed to sneeze an entire lettuce leaf out...
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# take that act on the road.
you'll be a hit in all the vegan bordellos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:46, archived)
# Not again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# you taken that from me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:16, archived)
# well, what else would you feed a tiger?
children, i suppose, but they've probably been consumed already.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# Looks like I got here just in tyeme!
Good to see you, olde bean!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:02, archived)
# DAMNIT!
How, when I'm going through the links board at random, does even the link i follow imply I sleep with men www.evany.com/sleeptest/bubbleblower.htm?Q1=2&Q2=4&Q3=1&Q4=3&Q5=1&Q6=4&Q7=4&Q8=4&Q9=4&Q10=1&Q11=4&Q12=4
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:03, archived)
# mine was man and woman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:07, archived)
# running man for me
that's an odd quiz
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:09, archived)
# ^this and ^^that
Paper dolls
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Spiffing !
always a treat
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 4:34, archived)
# Actually made this for elsewhere, but seen as I rarely have anything to post these days i may as well
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Snowmen are proper wankers.
One once nicked my yoyo.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Is that a euphemism
for losing your virginity?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Uncle Jimmy?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# hahahahaha.
perfect.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# I've got betterer ones, but they are at work and my machine is turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:47, archived)
# excellent
and seasonal
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Is he made from ice cream?
Please tell me he is made from ice cream!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:41, archived)
# he stole your log?
bastard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Frog on a string?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Strumming your knob?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# I ws talking
about John Lennon.

*huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Damn thieving snowpeople!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)
# /Pike'e the snowman was jolly happy chav/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)
# snazzus.
snazzum.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:51, archived)
# woo to that!
top sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
# drool
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
have you ever seen the thing on learning zone with all the mongs being shown how to cope for themselves in the real world?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)
# hahaha,
mongs!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)
# christ on a stick
why am i laughing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)
# cuz it's teh funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:31, archived)
# yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# i see Jimmy Carr
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# I work for scope and I should not find this funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:12, archived)
# i'm guessing you find this funny
because you work for scope
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:13, archived)
# there is that
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)
# I broke down slightly today
and on someone's doorstep I launched into an impromptu speech about how overzealous political correctness is just another form of discrimination.
AND THEY STILL DIDN'T BLOODY SIGN UP
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:16, archived)
# *backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:17, archived)
# There may have been light to intermittant frothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
# I agree with that,
There's nothing worse than everyone ignoring the fact that someone is in a chair. It's such a big part of life, why ignore it?

On the flip side, when I use a stick old people are always asking me if I am okay.

Most of them use sticks, what is wrong with them?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:18, archived)
#
are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
#
Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:24, archived)
# you use a stick?
are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Juat a thought, but are you aware
that just after you got banned back in February we held a moment's silence for you and named a cocktail the "Manley Grande" in your honour?

Just thought you might like to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)
# I knew.
Thank you as well.

[EDT+ 'd 352e the c6c2ta53 rec5-e th64gh]

[EDIT2: Fucking numlock - I'd like the recipe though.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
#
work attend
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:17, archived)
# haha *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:17, archived)
# It's fun, you turn up on people's doorsteps, repeat the same words and watch people run and hide from you.
It's like being a Dalek.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Woot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
# Oh jesus!
I woke people up by lol-ing
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Still
one of my favorites.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# That's no MNNNGGGG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 3:34, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*

HA
(I helped save b3ta! bmjames, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Get downs, mofo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:13, archived)
# aaaaahahahah
ahahahaha! I'm laughing probably more than I ought to be at that
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# You are a genius
FACT
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Should I teach my little American children
to belm properly?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:30, archived)
# oh dear
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Just thought I'd b3ta my meat...
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I'm guessing it's furtive?
or is a cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)
# ar a riddle wrapped in an enigma?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:18, archived)
# Placenta?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:19, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Mm, must procreate again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:24, archived)
# No, she went by herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Michael Stipe Loves Teh Marshmallow
(__, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Flumps + Microwave = Happy Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Haha
Very nice work
(__, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# <s>marshmallow</s> stick of butter.
i'm not gonna fix it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)
# I Call This "America"
(__, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Can I get a large Veitch with that please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Looks more like my girlfriend's fanny lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# / living in Wales blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# it would make perfect sense if i did :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Ooh, topical
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# epidermal or rectal cream?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Aww come on
I can't eat smack Donald's, it makes me vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:27, archived)
# have another pearost of my fav quo pic
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# reposts in new threads are always better than new work
/lies
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:45, archived)
# i would give you a witty reply
but i see your portfolio only consists of vector images, faceswaps and bad animations
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# Is it the Gay shift?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# no
why? are cruising for a piece of ass?
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# Christ does that still happen?
Me and azthespazz invented that about three years ago. We're clearly geniuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:51, archived)
# genii
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)
# But fuck knows,
I have been away for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# i prefer geniuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Guiness?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# I'm not sure how to respond to this without my back-up clique to help me out
so I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I am in bed.
Not your bed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I wish you were in my bed.
Don't tell the clique I said that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I can't.
Do drag some folk over to the 'bodia sometime though, I could do with a proper argument.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Where has
that twat aztehspaz been?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# doesn't it just!
hooray!

yours consists of broken links and shit jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:56, archived)
# to be fair,
that's probably better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)
# i'm not sure what i have done to earn such un-nice treatment.
*harrumph*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Are you a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)
# no!
i am very nice and friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# That'll be it then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)
# *confusled*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 2:14, archived)
# You miserable swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:50, archived)
# hardly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:54, archived)
# a pic and a joke....
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



Q. Why should you not rip the piss out of a midget with learning difficulties?


A. Because its not big and its not clever
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Impotent
hard
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:40, archived)
# oh woe is me
but woo is pic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:41, archived)
# hmm. pic is by me
see below.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:42, archived)
# very true
thank you for the inspiration (credit to the artist)
(Mrt1977, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)

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