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# GRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Biss?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# He has Shat
Woo - Beattie goth
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Any excuse.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Hehehe love that pic
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha
That is so strange it works
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:50, archived)
# this amuses me greatly
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
goth party
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# er
not goth. looks like some sort of black metal malarky.

Goth is more this:

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Not this argument again lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)
# black metal

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Veridian MDF
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:57, archived)
# vermillion UPVC
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# for they are boosh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
yay for making fun of Immortal
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Any excuse. Again.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:55, archived)
# More!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:57, archived)
# No more at the moment
but I'm sure that'll change.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Best one!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:09, archived)
# That's fucking brilliant.
 
GROOAOOROOARORRROOOAR! SATAN!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Why is every post on here scaring me?
I haven't taken any drugs, unless Badger has spiked my wine...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Might be the Rophy i dropped...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Oh shi....
*thud*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)
# yey!
*interfears*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Haha
Ive just been listening to these two.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Beatiekissmongs?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:51, archived)
# My first spong!

I'm learning imageready right now and animating a bloke from work as practice.
Last Night
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Lol...cool
your own great bangwagon
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Never thought of it that way...
I think i'll need to start using another source picture
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# No just use this one... add pandas
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# hahaha
it says PROD
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# imageready is awesome
I love it

*resists pearoasting*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# DO IT!
It is awesome, and if i new it was this easy, i would have started ages ago!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# *Is not about to resist*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# *fucks the wound
uh uh uh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Very lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# very droll, sir
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
# *has another bite of pizza*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:45, archived)
# man look like woman
*grunts* *scratches scalp*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Oh yeah
animated her too
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# ;)
woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Have this


Click for bigger (352KB)

night xx
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# don't we all?
I do. Every day.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Aww poor thing
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha that;s ace!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# pervert camel
owner
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# so Judy's my sister ?



Sorry for combined crapness of publisher and paint, I'm bored at work.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Never seen that before like...
woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
etc etc
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You know it to be true!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# hello sexy
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I want to punch richard
he is an annoying cunt
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# You are a nonsense.
He is a daytime genius.


Unlike that Philip Schofield...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# both deserve
hurting
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# John Hurting?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Ah but
Luke Skywalker nearly married his sister not his mum or (cruel) Jabba the Hutts twin sister....Also Luke would never get caught nicking wine from Tescos...!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# might as well stick this right up there
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# dammit
I had one or blair and barry cryer, but I lost it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# hhhaaha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Sure he is Rob Brydon's dad
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha brilliant


(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# i'd do her
100% fact
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# HUGE NIPPLES!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Who is she?
(the one on the right)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:39, archived)
# 'Bai Ling' if I'm not mistaken
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:43, archived)
# PIEW! PIEW!
 

 
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Waits for it to animate
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Richard maidley
is very animated*


* a total cunt
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:25, archived)
# wyh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Exceptional
!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# A bit dirty........
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# That is rather Woozle
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*Fwaps*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Someone has left streptococci all over Jabbas willy
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Jabbas bits
Well thats how I 'imagined' Jabbas cock would look--Not pleaseant (I'm sure theres a site on the web somewhere that goes into Starwars characters physiology)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah... i'm getting a cookie
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# That is so very wrong.
Yet it makes me moist.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha
judge me by my size do you?

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# In my ass, you must cum... hmm
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# ewww
"now we must eat, come. good food, come!"

ACTUAL QUOTE FROM TEH FILEM
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hHhaahahah
this is great
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:30, archived)
# hehe i always laugh at that...
Put captain cdc in the Cargo Hold
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# just
lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# hehe


I'm really very sorry

edit: oh christ, I'm blatantly going to animate this when I get home from work tomorrow
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Yes...
mmmmm....

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Well, That's it for me
I'm off to bed to think about Sally James.

Night all
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# A prize* if you can name the composer and tune.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Bangles - Manic Monday
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# is it
megaghost by lightning bolt? I love that tune
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# No,
but I did kick the tripos half way through and am not willing to go back and take all the shots again.

I had to take the piano apart and jam the keys from inside.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# jam them good boy!
I am no piano
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Roll Out The Barrel
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# MozarT
I love Rock n'roll
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# What is bizarre is that I thought it would be easy.
I'd get it straight away.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Pffft!
I am both drunk adn cant play piano though!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# This is clearly the march of Darth Vader,
from episode 4 of the Star Wars series of motion pictures.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Never seen it.
It is possible, therefore, that it is, but it seems unlikely.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# The tune is...
Clair de lune???
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# slayer - seasons in the
abyss
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Is it classical music?
I'm sure I used to play this on the piano.

But I have no idea what it's called.

EDIT: Ooh! ooh! Minuet in G? Mozart?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
# WINNAR!
Well done you.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# woo
do i get a prize? or were you toying with my emotions?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# See the small print.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I did
But it said 'may', implying an element of chance
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:38, archived)
# No.
You may have inferred an element of chance, but my implication was that there was none.

I don't suppose a letter sent to Rhodri Morris@Aberistwith Uni would get to you, eh?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:53, archived)
# nope
You'd have to spell Aberystwyth properly for a start.

I had a brief moment of panic there wondering how you knew my name, and my Uni, and then realised you've probably got that from my profile :-)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:03, archived)
# *checks profile*
Hmm. There is nothing in your profile at all?

Les gets eh?

Mountain biker?

I have a G-Spot which I ride badly. My real name is Manley.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:05, archived)
# ah
thought you had followed the link in the profile.

Yeah I'm a mountain biker, usually, but I've been off the bike for 3 months hence increased internet usage :-(
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# No, I completely failed to see that.
instead I looked for images from you on glassco and looked at the hosting.

What a waste of effort that was.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:15, archived)
# 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA


edit: nevermind, i thought you were asking what my all-time favorite song was...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:26, archived)
# In the jungle the mighty jungle the badger protects his real identity
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Aha!
You live in my ceiling AICMFP.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Do you run phone in quizes for ITV by any chance?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:34, archived)
# lol
indeed
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I don't have a TV,
but aren't ITV quizzes really easy?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Who's dan?
you said you would row to the Double Locks in his mum...
(only found this out 30mins after you had typed it though)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Dan's Mum is my boat.
Where are you?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Ah...
thought it was some cunning insult...

In London but from exeter and any excuse to go back is a good one
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:42, archived)
# was sooooooooooooo bored
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Been at least 10 mins since i say the domo kun
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Haha! Tops! I made a weetabix Domo once.
Alas, it's on a different hard drive, or I'd show you.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# b3tabix
i love domo

*raaaawwwwws*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I love your user name... was listening to it this morning..
and watched the dvd
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# thank you very much
i also watched your dvd this morning.

filth
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Hehehe, i do try
but i dont have richard burton
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# watched the dvd last week
awesome
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Very awesome!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# someone did a bad domo image
sometime ago with domo shagging a wheatabix
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# that would be Slim
all round top bloke
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:52, archived)
# welcome
bindum
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# no added salt, no added sugar
but added seams.

funny though :) I like
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# first pic on b3ta
i was bored hop peeps like it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Hop Peeps love lots
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# It is very nice!
please be aware that talking to yourself is the first sign of hairy palms
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# HAAhaha yeah it is
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# nice
bit big, get them under 50k
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Sentences start with a capital letter in English.
The word "I" is supposed to always be capitalised.
You are missing and e.
That's not a word.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Well..
If it was english, it would be *capitaliSed*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# What?
;)


English is a name, it starts with a capital
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
#
You didn't open bracket that semi colon, and it has no use in the sentance...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:32, archived)
# i never use capitals on b3ta
so fuck off
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Arrgh, you are helping to ruin a perfectly good* language!
*Even though it's rubbish
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:28, archived)
# The frnech and the Romans did that enough
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Poor Domo!
:(
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I had to get the pinkness out of my head.

The horrid, horrid pinkness.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:09, archived)
# i'm almost afraid to ask
what is "pink land" then?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# you had to ask...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'd tap that
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Is this
real?? One of those joke series?
Looks like a care bears edition (not real)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Nope, fake, only Unglued and Unhinged were funny and real
*sad*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I should hope not
They're fake cards I 'shopped for a "make things girly" thread on another site, I figured people here might like them too.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# France
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Ah a fellow Magic placer,,, or not
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# been ages...
I haven't actually played in about 10 years. I was reminded of the game recently when it kept coming up in photoshops on another site though. God they're fun to make.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Go play a game then
it has gotten better recently, a lot
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# oh god no
I quit because there was a new expansion like every 3 months and I couldn't keep up. Horribly expensive hobby. I've occasionally looked at the official site, and the newer stuff looks lame anyway. Or at least, not nearly as cool as the stuff we had back in my day. Bah.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:18, archived)
# more more more
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# KILL IT
*hides behind cushion*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I don't want protection from boys! Boys are fun!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Saves on condoms
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ^ this x 'n'
because they so rarely ever buy buy them. which makes no sense. surely they're the ones who want people to know they're getting some?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I want THAT kind of protection.
Sometimes you don't, but it's always best, y'know?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Yes, for once, i do know...
lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# more pink
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
this one i like
best one ever
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:15, archived)
# last one...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# It burns!! But the cookies are nice.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Most Paedo Tv Ever
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Loli, Shirley Temple on the otherhand...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Just messin'
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:09, archived)
# whoa
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:12, archived)
# that face
just jumped out at me
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Step On

You’re twistin’ my melon man, you know you talk so hip man
You’re twistin’ my melon man
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# That is rather lol if i say so myself
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:09, archived)
# OK!
I'm bolloxed and that still don't make sense - anyone care ot expalin?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:09, archived)
# right
weekend at bernies + shawn ryder + happy mondays lyric originally taken from a steve mcqueen quote
hope that helps
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Erm...
no, perhaps I'll try in teh morning...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# He's Manchester's answer to Ozzy Osbourne.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I'll twist YOUR melon, if you're not careful!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i reacently had a black grape rediscovery
they haven't dated......much
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# how fucked?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:11, archived)
# you're twisting my mellon man
wooooooooooo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# How randomly of you
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:17, archived)
# post pub lol
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# seems good
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Black Is White
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# So they all had white hair before...
strange..

also.. ris
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# damn you
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# *damned*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# crazy white hulls!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# this makes me laugh
even though i don't quite understand it...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# You have made a black object white?
Do i win a prize? I do hope so.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Sur-Prize!
*rapes*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:00, archived)
# clevar!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Too literal take on the compo?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# will this compo
never end?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Yes,
tomorrow.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# best one for ages
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# best since
last week
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# you wait
It'll be 'what if red was blue' tomorrow:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Then Horror films would suck
and tampon ads would be more accurate
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Well unless you were royal, not the latter:P
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# One is correct
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# i'll resign my commision if it is.


thank you all for a fun packed day
and goodnight.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Night matey
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I fucking hate it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# really?
it is bloody tricky to photoshop
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Ewwww....
you made her look half decent!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# erm
that catsuit turns me on
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Boycott
To Boycott is a term used in Yorkshire based on the behaviour of legendary batsman and all round prik wifebeater Geoff Boycott: "...to beat around the head repeatedly any female that annoys you...."
RIGHT lets "Boycott" Jade Goddy....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Smack her to 3rd slip!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Yep...
with a cricket bat....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# No,
with a vampire bat
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# *avec nails*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# argh
that cat suit is rendered disgusting by that face
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Fuck it!
just double bag her!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:58, archived)
# you are a man with a plan
you can keep
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Thanks
i'LL BE WONDERING IN THE MORNING!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:10, archived)
# *would!*
but i am vere vere drunkl!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# There's a huge, stripy poo coming out of her bum.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:03, archived)
# For all those B3tas born in the 70's.....Luke is really confused now!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I strongly endorse this image
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Looks like Olivia Coleman
Harriet in Green Wing


...*messes*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# FUCKIN HELL
phwoars
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# 70's?
Oh bollocks, I was born in the 60's.

Fuck

*Dies of old age*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# You should be worried, young 'un!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Well, can't complain,
I like it in here!

Didn't have all this when I was a lad

etc etc!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# me too
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Thankyou
I have been suffering from erectile disfunction for some time.
I now find to my pleasant surprise i have spluffed in my pants.

Once again many thanks.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# B3ta Hospital wins again
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I think....
...Sally James does it.........MmmmmmmNNnGGGGGG..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Hehehe, everyone is always glad to help
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:57, archived)
# No idea why
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Blair Witch 3: Disappearing Faces...
woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# if it's a face-off
then who is the challenger?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# John Travolta
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# why the long
face?

woo to imageready
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# more woodland nonsense
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Needs more tits
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# can't you hear them singing?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# nope......
just... add tits
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# i got my tits out earlier.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Ah right, then you get a click!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Me too, MOST embarrassing.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Pretty certain there is mostly males saying this...
...or all
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Yes. At the gym.
I took off my jumper and my top almost went with it. Bra-age for all.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Thats one of those social faux pas
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:46, archived)
# oh, I don't know
;)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Gave people something to look at other than Lorraine Kelly, though.
Infact, I might put that on my cards: 'My breasts - more interesting than Lorraine Kelly'.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I will endorse that
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# is there cctv footage?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# fez's on breasts and Spice Girls...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Oh God, you can fuck off!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that bloody video.
Heaven forbid we ever fall out and become enemies!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:55, archived)
# You'd have to speak to my University gym about that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Phone number then please
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Errrmm...
... you're worse than Curis*!

*Oh, you're new, you won't understand this.
Basically a b3tan who fell in love with me,
and persued me on b3ta and eventually ended
up as my boyfriend through nefarious means (a bash).
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# iT IS FOR THE BETTER CAUSE!!
*the b3ta cause

Edit: thanks for the story.. makes better sense now..

guessing there is a end to that story as well, it seems.. normal
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# The end to the story is that we've been together for a year and a bit.
Ummmmmmmmmmm... nothing more to tell. Unless anyone else has anything to add.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Woo... a (current) Happy ending!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Will pay cash
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# far king soup herb
W/Y/H!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# This is woo
*clicks like a speed-fiend*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# That am ace!
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# This is fabulous! Woo and all that!
Just when I was getting bored and considering bed and Family Guy.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# at last I can use my new woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# it is a very fine woo.
i am honoured.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# 'tis a genuine screen capture
from "School for Scoundrels"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# genuine antique woo,
just look at the patina, you can't fake that.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:52, archived)
# very true
there's also a slightly less complimentary one
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:56, archived)
# 27 loops before i got that
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Your woo is woo!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old
board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself." - wiki/b3ta

We're all doomed!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I woo that woo to the woo then!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Yay!!

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# extras?
woo
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# pwoar
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
Getting jiggy with the clicky!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:51, archived)
# That's a bit fucking ace y'know?
*clicks*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Well, if this isn't worth a click then what is.
I foresee a front page coming on.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Classy
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] very Dick, and very Qwerty.....RARE ALBINO FOR SALE...
WASCALLY WABBIT
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# I likes that
...*and just got it*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahahaha
and double plus good WOO for a top username!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# ah, so it was you in my room last night!
thought i slept funny
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# it was me....
...and i was chewin george lucas chocolate...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# George Lucas will get revenge, and in around 10 chapters
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# It took a little time but I figured they were mine
There were fingers going down my chest...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hehehe
*concedes*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)
# isn't there a band called the Butthole Surfers?
/remembers the beginning of the Alex 'Bill from Bill & Ted' Winter film "Freaked"
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Guitar Hero II's evilest song
other than YYZ, Misirlou, Psychobilly Freakout.. Carry Me Home, Free Bird, Laid to Rest, Hanger 18.... and maybe others
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# ver clever
the shame of it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Anyone else think so.....We need to be told...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Oh Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!!


why won't you answer my letters?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# poor mans sally james
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Get thee to fuck
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# FUCKIN HELL
PHWOAR

YES
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Oh that'd be a bit NSFW then
or at least that's what it looked like half way through loading, when I hit back.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Bucket of water song...Genius
Sally James
Wet t-shirt
Kids TV
Bliss!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Hahaha, replace that with Cat Deely and Holly Willoughby and you got a deal
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# True, but I'm an old fart,
I was just the right age then for Sally James to imprint on me!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# happens it does...
could be worse.. i believe you also had Tarrent and Cheggers
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# True,
but at least I didn't have to suffer the Schofield
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# PHWOAR!!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# OK, I'll give you that one!
*Yiffs*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:45, archived)
# are you mad!!!!!eleven
cat deely has been hit with a shovel and her face is sideways, the other one is just a little tart with no talent other than a messed up face and a big arse
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Wasnt looking at their faces

(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Two words.
Restraining order.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Rather farfetched....
can you get a pic of her wearing the bikini... then i might accept it
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Well
they were both shagged by a hideous creature...In Maggies case 'Keith The Chegwin' was afar worse experience...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Cheggers or the Hutt....
*shudders*....
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Cheggers and the Hutt
How about both...One at each end????
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Channel 5's Summer Lineup
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I feel sorry for Cheggers' twin brother
It's bad enough to look like him, but I wouldn't want my identical
twin going on telly showing everyone I had a chipolata.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:40, archived)
# cheeky SW pearoast
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Wood/Have...
both
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# oh the sorority


Click for bigger (67KB)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:28, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That is so stupid
That I weed little.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# is that what that is...
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# glad to hear that
as it took me a hell of a time to do it =)
(job done)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hey congratz
on teh FP
(just seen it=)
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# whoa?
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Hello, children!
Long time no see.



edit:-
Oh, nuts. I just missed my b3taday by 11 days.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# A kind of magic that is
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# There can be only one...
Shame about the fucking shit sequels then.

Nice fumblage.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I thought endgame was ok
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# If ever a film was meant to be a one off
"Highlander" is it.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# You never told me that you spanish peacock!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# a highlander ref and i missed it
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Agreed.
I never really got how after there was only one left from the first one, a bunch more suddenly popped up for sequels. I'm sure there was some lame explanation in the first sequel, but I didn't pay attention.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Allegedly...
They're all aliens and are only immortal as long as another alien is on the planet, so in #1 he killed them all and became mortal, but in #2 a couple more landed so he became immortal again.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I've never seen Endgame
Highlander 2 put me off it too much.
But I did used to quite like the series.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Mean while, in a parallel universe..


Their's also starts on BBC3 at 10:30.. great program, just makes me hungry.

Not seen it or heard of it?.. they kill animals in front of an audience, then butcher, cook and serve there and then!
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# ooh
*switches channels*
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Just dont tell audrey
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i don't like the idea of that
since most meats have to be hung for three weeks these days to ensure they're fully bled.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Yes
Even the butcher said that last night. The beef needs to be hung for month to improve quality.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)

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