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[challenge entry] Is this any different?*


*lots of silly tits
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# yes
i c boobies
(, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty. very dirty :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] How rude!
May I just slip a repost in here?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# he he
as I only have 7 posts to go until I post another nekkid, (the whore that I am) and I am not at my own place I bid thee all a good night
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Awwwwww
shame :) Night night
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# fingermouse?!
i'll RSPCA you!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Fingermouse nekkid...well it was his 10000th post
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i see you baby
shaking that... um... finger
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] He wanted them in his gang


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Not as good as I had originally hoped, and the 'kids' ain't that young in this one so I shall use my 'Get out of Hull for free" card on this round.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Might as well get this one out the way

PS, last weeks compo wasnt nearly as bad as I thought it would be and this one sounds like it could be quite good
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# No Zammo!
Don't do it, she wont be any good for ya.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Have I seen that person before on b3ta?
Who is it?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ZAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Zammo's face with pete the druggys body and girlfriend
grange hill.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# On Grange Hill
(school soap opera) back in early 80s (?), the character of Zammo got on drugs, heroin I think, and later fronted an anti-drugs campaign. It was pretty hard-hitting stuff for the time.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ahahahaaaha
i keep thinking of new reasons i like this!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# thass all kinds of brilliant
jingle jangle
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ta!
now then now then
*jimmy savilles*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# That sir..
Is made of Woo and Yay!

Clicks
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha!~


edit: finish the chair you slacker!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# :)
the fact that you can tell its a chair, means its finished
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# love it
has he snapped a banjo string?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ouch! no.
i heard that happened to Dennis Rodman about six times
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Woo!
dance and shake your tambourine, your funky tambourine, tambourine
*sings*

click here to listen to the song
mp3.juno.co.uk/MP3/SF167859-01-01-01.mp3
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# That gets a special Woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hi cockalorium!
Best woo i've seen in a little while :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Why thank you.
Have a

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# So much internet
so little work time
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha cheers!
*raises glass*
*realises glass is empty*
*gets more booze*
Profits
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# PUN!!!
I like
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# good stuff :D
w/y
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# i like this!
does that make me gay?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# nope
but you do now have hepatitis c
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Dont take this personal like
Made me think of:

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Nice yay and woo above too.
*twunts*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# that's proper fandabedozee, that
woo be unto you
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahahaha
nice work
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Hold still!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice cunt
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this very much
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] They're on the loose!


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Bindun?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# thunder-scat surely?
ps nice spunkage
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# The Gillian McKeith challenge is over, surely?
[/;-P
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I was dreading this repeat compo
But this is ace

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# It may be a eeny weeny
pearoast from long long ago.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# in that case


because you are talented and I haven't seen it before and have you been here quite some time...I will forgive you...but if you do it again as a n00b I won't
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# It must be
at least 2 years old that pic. Scarey. been here all that time and never a fp. sniff.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it was.....I did this one;

There there Phooey, no more pain where you're going...
EDIT RP for teh comp...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# awww compo it you crazy fool!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I so very would
the lass aint bad either
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh and have these as a bonus:
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Like the HelloKitty a lot
Many woos in there.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# this /\
and wooyayhoupla!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
#
that was the first one I did I think.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Zombie-Vampire Parsley
is scaring me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Woo,
And, dare I say it? Yay!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# ug ug betty nuggs
woo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] gobshite
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# hahahah
compo it!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# too soon?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# possibly

spank M3 woman
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# wtf? lol
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# black baby, check the postman/milkman
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# told the missus;
"If she comes out singing jazz, I'm gonna fuck you up" :)

True story that...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# looks exactly like my son did
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Worthy
very worthy

*clicks*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe...+1 geek


edit: oh yeah, have a look at this: totally NSFW
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# blue floaty people?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# most of these are on Youtube
awesomeness :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I'm actually ruining my childhood memories with this compo

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hummmm.....
Zelda has never been more interesting *fwap*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] rp for teh comp; Chuckle Bros in da US of A
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# They look goofier than normal
Still a deserves a fair bit off wooage.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I'm somehow reminded
of Super Mario Bros.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I'm reminded..
..of Brap-Brap!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate myself
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# not as much as we hate you
:)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# If I could turn back time
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You'd be surprised how deep my self-loathing is
*emo music plays*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha..
...that am woo.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I did that ages ago
but not as good, so I'm not reposting it to make you look a twat
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# as previously established
needs to be mary, mongo & minge.
still woo tho
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] NNSFW - Nearly Not Safe For Work
'Tis OK tho... and also [Argh] NNO - Nearly Not Original.
No more boob-related posts for a bit then, eh?


So, is teh big magenta cock a SFW image? Hmm.
It's always popping up - pardon the expression.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Pfft
Top shopping there ;)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
boobahs give me nightmares!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Horrible piles of shite indeed.
Nicer with big lady-teats on 'em tho!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# you have improvedthem
10000000%
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# YAY! Fankoooo.
d-(^_^)-b

Edit - misread that and though you said I'd improved [post-wise] 100000€.
Probably words I will never hear! Harhar!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# they are more than a little bit
future sounds of london video
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# you had some fun creating this
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm!
cough
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Couldnt you find a 3rd pair of tits for the yellow one?
there MUST be more on the internetz

*searches*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# uh?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# *squint*
You sir, appear to have failed and neatly integrating your bandwagon.

3/10, poor effort...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Look Sam, when I asked if I could see your hose, this isn't exactly what I had in mind
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# what an odd looking cock
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# dear god!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] but i always thought he was gay?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
IT'S A PUPPET!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# that
that gives me a small fear
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# you below
Andy "Mictoboy" Pandy above

now I have a big fear
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# shut it atteella
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I am immune to your miss speeling
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
So wrong but it makes me smile like a fat man in a pie factory.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Coooorrrrr, look what the missus made

7 pounds, 6 ounces of baby Nell :D

About fecking time too, 9 days late, worse than the Post Office...

EDIT Cheers all; only 21 hours labour and she lost 3 pints of blood during the pregnancy...still think she's not commited as a parent though :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Yay!
congrats fella
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# thats a big baby
Congratulations
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Push Push, do it NOW woman!
huge congratulations fella, hope all are doing well
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaah
Congratulations :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Congrats woman!
Seriously, yay :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# wooo hoooo
well done sir
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# congrats
such a cutie!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# congratulations mate
well done
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Congratulations
Now you have 18 years to get him trained for the image challenge :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# woo, she did it!
congratulationings!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# 7lb 6oz?
tiddler!

my boy was 10lb 7oz!

nicely done mate. congrats!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# christ!
Diabetic mummy?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# nope
mummy and daddy both over 6 foot
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# arachnids?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Giraffes?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yep
i have all 8 but mummy got one pulled off by a school boy!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I was 9 pounds or something
And I've only put on a couple more in the last 17 years ;)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yay!
what a cute baby :-)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Well done the missus eh!
although the post office will only wake you up on Saturday
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Congratulations :)
I hope both of them are doing well :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# awww
breast feed it woman
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Yay!....congratumalations!
what a cutie

/edit: was the doctor a vampire, perchance?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Bloody NHS
We had a baby with them and had to wait nearly 9 months before it arrived...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# ...and even then it couldn't fucking talk proper.
Or walk. Or use a toilet.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i got circumsised
i couldn't walk for two years!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I don't go to temple because I am 23 and haven't been
the thought of a bris scares the crap out of me, I don't want to boast, but its a lot of skin.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Wooooooot!
Congrats! Say goodbye to
* "disposable" income
* spare time
* your ability to relax
* sleep
* humpies
* etc.

It's all worth it though. 'grats. :)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Nah, that already happened at the "pregnant" stage :D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Yay!!

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Best to the "woman", yourself and Nell.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# All babies are ugly
One day you will have the pleasure of sending your kid up his first chimney.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# *grooms*
30 odd years later
*Meets Mary Poppins*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# that's one of the least ugly babies i've seen
she's very lovely, actually.
however, my friend had hers six months ago - it was yellow with a squiffy head, and didn't unwrinkle for weeks. even she said it was 'ugly but [she] loved it'.
he's a very cute babby now, though
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# awwwww
she's the lully
well done to the missus
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
edit/ re read, i thought it was baby neil and you was taking the piss, carry on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i didn't think people called their children neil any more anyway...?
carry on
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# well done
make sure it sleeps on it's front in a smokey room

/dad of two
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# If you have trouble getting it to rest,

Try rocking it to sleep,





I find that two small ones and one large one usually does the trick....


sorry
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Congrats
although are you able to swap it for one made in paint?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
now you're gonna have some fun! Enjoy and best wishes to the Mrs!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
brilliant news matey

all the best to them both

:D
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# bless!
compo it

(sorry)
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Three pints?
Make a black pudding!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Infector
of the woman.
Well done.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Fair play to both of you
Wave goodbye to the next few years though

/Father of 4 year old blog
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# 'grats - what is it?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Congrats
- but only 7pounds 6 oz, nine days late and three pints of blood isn't all that much to boast about. I was 14 days late, 8 pound 7 oz and halfway killed my mum, something I have been working on every since.

I'm getting hitched at some point within the next 12 months or so, and we're thinking of trying for a baby when we do - I'm rather looking forward to it. I'm just putting all of the negative bits in a big mental box marked "do not disturb for 18 years"...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Well Done Woman!
..congrats Jeccy (& Co).
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] oh jesus


I'm 27 years old
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# You look younger in the picture

but taller
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# badum
tish

I still get ID'd
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# paedophilia is still illegal in this country
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# only if you're doing it right

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# a slip of a boy
i think if your cock was made of plasticine you'd make it bigger!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Well, if you're not an estate agent, mortgage broker or investment banker
you're doing ok.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hehehe brill
compo it quick
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# He getting in...
or coming out...uh oh!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The truth about Bumblebee and Daniel


bumblebee was sentenced to 10 years as the demo car for Pimp My Ride UK...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# pffffft
you am teh silly
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A request



Could someone shop a bukkake image of Sarah Jane from Higgledy house - please?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
baps!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Sorry, to disappoint you but
This is on Geth's Blog for Blue Peter
www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bluepeter/gethins_blog/index.shtml

This challenge is going to be really difficult when this is what kids' programmes are like nowadays!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I see no toilet rolls, matchboxes nor prittstick.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Erm
what?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# *scratches head*
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# haha. Silly owl
"These mice are very filling"
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# This makes me believe in memes
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# wow!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# they don;t fight quite as much, eh?

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# DON'T EAT THAT MR OWL!
noooooooooo!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# haha, It's a sanitary owl....
excellent
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Heh
he's got wings.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# WYH!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Why am I looking at your owl?
T-wit t-WOO!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# here kitty kitty...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# *glees*

(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I love this
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# needs a bridge
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# seek and ye shall find
or something
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Picture on the wall
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# no bridge
but nice and woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)

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