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[challenge entry] morning pea
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Old orange ad campaign
pearoast for compy

(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)
# *Cries in despair*
(Bumsmells, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:00, archived)
# RISing like a fuckwit here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Is that the kid from the Omen?
*wild guess*

EDIT although wtf that has to do with Orange is another thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:04, archived)
# i get that
I just don't get the advert link...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Then yet again (gets out his brand spanking new one)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:15, archived)
# This makes me feel
15 years old again.

I don't really get the album, either.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Well the house of the rising sun
was actually written by a hooker in New Orleans. The House of the Rising sun, they only found out recently, was a shitty little house that had a muriel of the sun about the fire place.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:28, archived)
# "muriel of the sun"
sounds like some kind of bizarre 1970's sex cult
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yes
yes it is:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I may be being thick here but
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)
# lets see
damien, omen, son of satan, antichrist, graveyard, cemetery, hellspawn
+
orange, mobile, phone, cellular, telecommunications
=
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I think he's refering to the fact
that mobile phones kill people and melts their brains. A bit like Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Phone mast's on school buildings
Kill school kids ???
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:24, archived)
# 666 - The Mobile Phone number of the Beast?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:29, archived)
# capun?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Right lets do something useful with this thread then pea roast!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I got it
that annoying little fascist spacktard from the Orange adverts, for those who don't know.
(sephjnr, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] old pea
(OhArse Select * from newJobs ORDER BY salary DESC, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Well they charge fuck all too
Not my fault you're a tight arse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)
# badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Those Transformers, masters of disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# This isn't getting the replies it deserves.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# cheers bud :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Pffft....!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Hehehe!!!!
Very good!!!

*clicks*
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:56, archived)
# i likey this
have a woo and a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I'm a barman
in Bristol
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Correct
It's my surefire method on how to spot a twat. People who drink this would probably eat one of my shits if I put some paprika and a little hat on it.
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:57, archived)
# I think
Macdonalds beat you to it
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Kopparberg is much much better
£2.20 for a huge bottle too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# our local pub in Weston
charges £1.20 for a bottle of diet coke. That's a bottle containing the same amount as a can.

£1 fucking 20 for a can of diet coke.

And I pay it cos I'm an idiot.

and because I don't drink.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:57, archived)
# if that's costing you £3.80
I'd drink in a different pub
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Thatchers
mmmmmmm....
hangovery

but delicious
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# CRISIS IN FOOFVILLE!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:39, archived)
# I'm not a comic book aficionado by any means,
but I do like the Joker :) So that would be my request for your lovely drawdlings!
/Remembers going 'full on' Joker at Student Fancy Dress once, had bright Green hair for a week...

It's a travesty that Paul Bettany isn't playing the Joker in the new Batman film as well - hurumph!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)
# To be fair
he sucked as Teatime
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# no, that was Mark Warren
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Aaaaahhh...
He still sucked though.

Ah yes. He would've made a good joker. Would've made a better Teatime too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I think Heath Ledgers a good choice though
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)
# He'll have to prove himself, 'could' be an inspired choice if he gets it right
I just think Bettany would have been more acceptable and 'creepy' to the role, but then, I know nothing about these things :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:52, archived)
# At first thought, it seems odd
then you can kind of see it working...I think it'll be fantastic...roll on 2008!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Aye, that and Indy IV! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:57, archived)
# a mutant amalgam
of all of them!
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# How about...
Ren and stimpy (and LOG) :D
edit : did your tounge really stick otu like that?
Right, well im off 2 work (yea i know its easter holiday but double time - yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
# ohhh.....
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:44, archived)
# *sings*
log, log, its big its heavy its wood! etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I still know the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song
"Can your grandmother suck eggs?"

Classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Lo-og lo-og
It's better than bad, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:16, archived)
# IRON MAN!!!
or Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Battle Angel Alita!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:45, archived)
# YAY!
with Ido!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)
# errr... Gambit?
go oooon...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:46, archived)
# oh, he done that
me a n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:48, archived)
# ok then
um, Venom?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha
done that too
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:54, archived)
# fuck lol
ok, gonna have to make one up just out of spite

Mumra! Come on then you clever fuck, get on with it lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)
# i did...
:( it turned out bad. which made me cry on the inside...
as i want this tattoo'd on me:
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Mine would have involved a lot more stickman:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I request egglecup kitty
He came back you know, and he said you'd been cutting the catnip!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# we had an intervention...
*whispers*
i think he has a problem


i still need my sketcyboook back...i think i might
just draw him on my computer...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:51, archived)
# What's that Eggle?
No no I'm sure she still loves you.

SOrry about that he's crying into his kibble.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:56, archived)
# of course he is...
he never leaves his kibble...
always has the munchies...
i blame the catnip. ^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:58, archived)
# pffy just saw the sign
doesn't sweat but I bet you 'glow' buckets:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:02, archived)
# ;)
someone made the comment the other day that
i don't sweat...

cuz i'm a lady i suppose, but it amused me. ^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:03, archived)
# have you done spawn?
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:59, archived)
# ooh!
not yet! i think that was on the list i lost...


and on that note, i'm off to bed.

night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Johnny
the Homicidal Maniac pleasey
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:10, archived)
# CRIMSON CHIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:19, archived)
# HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES
HALO JONES

pleasepleaseplease?

Christ on a bike did I fancy her!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Clicky for wallpaper...


Announcement tiem!

it seems i might be hopping over to you-lot's neck of the woods sometime
in the next couple years...anyone have a couch they'd like to volunteer for the cause?
the cause being "save foof money on hotels" ^_-



Previously:
Nightcrawler, Dr. Doom, wallpapers, Silver Surfer, Green Lantern,
Colossus, Dark Phoenix, D.P. wall, Hellboy, Gambit, Venom, The Tick,
the Juggernaut, bitch!, Spaceghost
aaaand...
website
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:09, archived)
# these are well cool
but I'm in the deep south country soz and in the middle of getting ready to move house.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:12, archived)
# blech...
i hate moving...

it's nice when it's done and you're in the "yay new house"
mode...but the process itself needs to be bypassed...


/is moving also
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:14, archived)
# we've been slightly lucky
we've got 7 1/2 weeks acces to the place before we move :D

Otherwise yup, it's stress de-la-feck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:15, archived)
# These are all ace. I'm especially loving the hellboy one and it's just become my new wallpaper.

More Avengers...!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Cap, Iron Man, Quicksilver, Thor, Ant Man, Hulk, Scarlet Witch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha, love the little smiles as the van arrives :D
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I want to know how to crack a dvd case.
www.b3ta.com/talk/2900641
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Ello missy
I was thinking about you last night. I was watching something silly on TV and I let out an inadvertant 'foof'.

Not that I 'm calling you a transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:37, archived)
# hehehe
i wish i were a transvestite...


i would be the most beeeeeeeeeautiful man-dressed-as-a-woman at the ball!



*is in an extremely strange mood*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
That was vague! I'm coming down in the next couple of years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:47, archived)
# ^_^
hahaha well...i want to do it next summer...
but it's a matter of moolah.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:50, archived)
# For work or a holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Woo!
Though I prefer beardy Ultimate Thor
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and rather accurate...

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:02, archived)
# Aldi is brilliant
Proper student fodder.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Only the broken biscuits
the rest is wank

(or is that Lidl? I forget)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Iidl and Aldi
Both renowned for selling cheap eurocrap. But which one is better?

THERE'S ONLY 1 WAY TO FIND OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:11, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxrTRLvIs4
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:15, archived)
# yey
good ol' Youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:16, archived)
# which aldi
would that be then? there's 2 aldi chains...
(radja, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:15, archived)
# They're run by brothers who split the chain up a few years ago
England's Aldis are part of the Aldi Sud chain, as can be seen from the logo.
Wikipedia has the facts:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldi
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:19, archived)
# "FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT"!
'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:28, archived)
# good 'ningage TGA
stuck in verk today with nout to do
*opens google image search*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:30, archived)
# hehehe, a fine 'ning to you as well
I shall also be masquerading under the pretence of work today :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:32, archived)
# finished Bat animation

(xaniac, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:40, archived)
# those are some weird bats

nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:41, archived)
# what a wonderful sight
irst thing in the morning

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Can't stop here...
wu
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:57, archived)
# yays!
saw the rough ones earlier...
much cooler in motion!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:59, archived)
# v nice
good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:03, archived)
# that am good
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:03, archived)
# Bindun?
Peppers
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:58, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:24, archived)
# i don't know why, but that took a spectacularly long time for me.
woo.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:21, archived)
# new and improved: mood sensitive colouring.
www.b3tards.com/u/62e1de5216a9cca5d843/rainbow.gif
shitload of k's.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:16, archived)
# I rather like that.
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:22, archived)
# thanks.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:23, archived)
# flippin' ace!

and good 'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Truth in advertising..
Click for the full glory.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:54, archived)
# whenever i see that i can never get over how attractive she is.
fuck.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:20, archived)
# She's not unattractive.
Is she anyone in particular? She has Jennifer Gray's hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:19, archived)
# is it
TUTT?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 7:49, archived)
# hahaha
nah, she aint got gammy legs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:04, archived)
# actually like what you wrote at the bottom just because it took me a while to realize it didn't actually say that on the box.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:55, archived)
# ^this
ditto.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:58, archived)
# ^
Me Too
(FallOfKarma, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Arf!
Mince
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:14, archived)
# Please,
'shopped pictures only.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:18, archived)
# arf! excellent work
but you missed an opportunity to change flashy party outfit to flashy tarty outfit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Prolly bindun an hundred times since 1995
I know it's been floating around in my mind tank for some time.


Biggus clickus
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Finally
You've figured out how to remove the recycle bin off your windows desktop. :D
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:12, archived)
# my mom invented the 3 arrow recycle sign.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:18, archived)
# And I didn't pay her a penny
muahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:19, archived)
# she was on a volunteer recycling group in the 70s when it was being discovered.
designed the symbol and it became universal and we got fuck all money.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:21, archived)
# Wow
I did not know recycling had been invented by the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:27, archived)
# the 1970s invented it along with some hippies in dartmouth.
on stilts!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:31, archived)
# Well
there's the warm feeling inside she must get every time she sees that symbol. You can still deposit warm feelings in banks, can't you?

Haha, foolish hippies.

Sorry, I obviously mean, "Yay for her".
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:30, archived)
# I'll drink to this.
Maybe then I'll understand.
(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Cello, how are you?
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:52, archived)
# ashally...
tis a bass...


/orchestra nerd
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 8:12, archived)
# W.O.P.

my modelled replicated bats are shiny black plastic but will probably change. Rendered this to checkout 1 Error here bat flies behind skull.
(xaniac, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Very nice!
Now make a 3D version of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:28, archived)
# it is kind of
Its modelled all as a 3d model and the bats do all move and fly...but as to a 3d, one like you wear glasses to view ...I don't know how to do that
(xaniac, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:32, archived)
# You...
...render two versions from slightly different camera angles, then make one red, and one (blue/green/cyan). Use video/animation/photo software of your choice to mix the two.

This isn't a very good tutorial but you get the idea, unless you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Most programs have a render option or two for 3d.
If you go looking you may find either blue/red or stereoscopic options, then if you don't there's the thing where you put two cameras in there and post the cartoons side by side, then we get to cross our eyes (please, I hate the ones that make you uncross the eyes: MAGIC EYE STUFF SUCKS for the record, ehem) to see it.

Just a thought.

Edit: Good island btw: I love the hidden hand and the background has an Asian look that I like.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:47, archived)
# Very oddly cool


(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Holy Jesus!
What are these goddamn animals?!?
(horrid, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:36, archived)
# I'm waiting for...
...the hand looking bit of land to grab the bats.
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:36, archived)
# bryce??
is that you???
if so, excellent work on the bats and animation.
if not, i don't know how hard it is.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:47, archived)
# tis Bryce 5
:)
(xaniac, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:25, archived)
# hooray.
i fucking hate animating in it though.
i think it should be so much easier.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:30, archived)
# i just recognised the skull and the hand shapes and the brycelike mountain shape and fog.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Crime is no laughing matter

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:10, archived)
# hahahaha.
i like this.
"dude how fucked up of a thing are stilts with pants over them? like yeah i'm just gonna go around and pretend for a while that my legs are FUCKING GIGANTIC." -Bean.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:48, archived)
# Hillary
Now with added cock
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(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:29, archived)
# You are a glorious beast
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:32, archived)
# Not a bad turnaround time
for added cockage. (if I do say so myself)
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:34, archived)
# added?
I thought she always had one.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:10, archived)
# not one sticking out of her mouth.
not that i've ever noticed anyway.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Who knows?
She/He/It may have more cocks than you can imagine. :D
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:05, archived)
# They rove the countryside spreading terror at the behest of their communist masters

Clock for full glorious size
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:11, archived)
# hheeee
ace!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:13, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I think it's a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:16, archived)
# if we pump at it hard enough
we'll get some kind of milk eventually

and nite nite

I'm going to sleep and dream about floating cow monsters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:17, archived)
# no
dream of
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:20, archived)
# I COULDNT EAT A whole one
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 3:46, archived)
# I was thinking...
Would it make for a good steak?
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:30, archived)
# I clicked "I like this"...
...but only because there's no "This will haunt my dreams" option.
(I helped save b3ta! TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Lovecraft tried to avoid describing this one once,
I suppose.

I feel it, it's lovely.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick one
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 2:56, archived)
# That's the UK's most senior Asian Police hofficer
in that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 4:59, archived)
# woo
I remember this joke from the "Smith and Jones" coffee table book
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I remember this
from Ade Edmondson's "How To Be A Complete Bastard"
(sephjnr, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 1:52, archived)

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