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# am it spackyoffroadmonkeydanceteim?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:08, archived)
# **sniff**
apparently not...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Just got here!
Nings and all that.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:22, archived)
# here
you're in the US, right.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:37, archived)
# North of it.
Kunukistan.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:49, archived)
# we're north of everything.
good.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:04, archived)
# OH YEAH
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:21, archived)
# that looks like a skydiving bedbug.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:39, archived)
# isn't it always?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Spackariffic !
or should that be spackasmic !
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Bringing back a classic for a slow board


Working on a new project as we speak...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:44, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Yay!
Ace every one of em.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:24, archived)
# you fat, miserable, oily reposting whore!
just kidding, i wanted to get out some anger.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:40, archived)
# haha
well, the oily part is spot on...

*beckons*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:23, archived)
# what sort of oil?
almond oil? olive oil? baby oil?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:07, archived)
# i got nothing...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:21, archived)
# haha
kiss's missing memeber
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Haha
Give us a kiss.......
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Simmona Lisa
pfft!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Nicely done :) Here's mine:

Btw, kk said yesterday she was really proud of the fact that you enlarged her pic, so thanks again :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:41, archived)
# cool bananas!
my son loves it so big thanks again to KK!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:56, archived)
# well done
:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I just did one
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:23, archived)
# beth!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:00, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Smoking's bad
m'kay?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:58, archived)
# That's a fish in her mouth
but I'm not very good at drawding.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# I would disagree, if I hadn't just thought
'she?'
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I mean, HIS mouth.
I'm not very good at typering either.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Nice fish.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Smoking cigeretes is bad .....
But bloody nice and tastey.... fish is bloody tastey... but smoking fish ..??... owwww just really bad....disgusting.......
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Smoked kipper?
brill.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:16, archived)
# MMMMmmmmm yes I agree....
Also smoked mackerel ....errrr and salmon.. but better eating in after it has been smoked..??...*trust me to start a debate with a pedant*....!!!!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:25, archived)
# I'll be back for breakfast.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Love it!
Fucking love the style! 30 seconds to pluto!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Smooth . . .
smoothy . . .
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Nice shop ....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:15, archived)
# argh
somebody! anybody! i haven't done scanlines in forever and i can't remember how to do them! most of it came back to me but I can't get it to apply to all frames. hellllllppp

edit: sorry, woo! :-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Ok
make a photoshop doc which is 2 pixels high and 1 pixel wide.
Paint the top pixel black and leave the bottom pixel transparent.
Go Edit -> Define Pattern
Load the pic you want the scanlines on.
Make a layer on top and fill it with the scanline pattern.

Oh, to apply to all frames, select the first frame, then make the scanline layer visible. It should turn it on in all frames. If not, select all frames then turn it (off if necessary and then) on.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:37, archived)
# cheers mof :-)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:43, archived)
# my god, what a load of gibberish!
heh, i'm a luddite.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:15, archived)
# So what sort of typewriter did you enter this on...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:33, archived)
# I asked the same question earlier on the Talk board!
I was immediately insulted, then snidehole commented, then received an answer that worked

Great to see things as per normal on the boards
:)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:47, archived)
# nicety
!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Egocentic? Moi!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:55, archived)
# you have no penis.
*lols*

have a woo, also.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I have got a penis.
All I need is some super glue.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# He he he is you isn't it ...???
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Which one?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:00, archived)
# The one on the left ..??..
Lower face transplant..??..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:11, archived)
# The one who holds hands
or the one whose hand is held?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Neither hand is held as far as I can tell.....
They touch back to back ...their hands that is.. the one whos face you can see from the front ...... the lower face is yours isn't it ..???....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:21, archived)
# All of the face is mine
yes.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
knobless!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Great muscle definition!
You been working out?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Such juvenile pillockery!

and a woo to boot.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Tippy toes
gots knees . . .
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:12, archived)
# This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Clicked you insane bastard!
Haha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:25, archived)
# not at all.
you'd be egocentric.

/pedant mode, for now.

edit: good pic, lm/p.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:19, archived)
# A total Pearoast...
But I'm looking for some love :) And this is the cutest thing I know without having a kittun!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:42, archived)
# are you a boy or a girl?
a-s-l?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:42, archived)
# boy
single...not really that desperate 'cos birds is mad
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:44, archived)
# dont look at me
i was after a girl.. ok.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Not gunna happen on B3ta
It's all about naughtiness!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I didnt think I would do another one of these
...but I did.
Lambert Saint Louis Int'l Airport
(bigger really is better on this one)


Click for bigger (148KB)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Oh yeah!
The bigger one makes it look like a few concentric racetracks. Neat!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Clicks for big......
That "makes it so".........
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Replied to wrong post....
Big is good....... likes....
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:33, archived)
# i had to click big
and was duly rewarded - WOO!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:39, archived)
# mmmm, it's got a delicious nougat centre!
good stuff.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Great moments in history made better, with Robert Plant
#1 The Declaration

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Ah-Ahh-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Ahh
We come from the land of the brave and free, murderous kids and democraceeee....

edit - sorry - woo! More Planty in odd circumstances please :)




(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:07, archived)
# The have arrested two children this week
one for saying IN A DEBATE that he understood how bullying could drive a student to kill and another for writing an essay (when the essay topic was the Virginia students) that featured violence.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:13, archived)
# But the prez sure
can play the congas. The Democrats will never get in again. Too many end-of-timers. We are all fucked thanks to a bunch of simpletons who think their imaginary friend is better than someone else's. "Here's Tom with the weather".
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:17, archived)
# link?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:35, archived)
# that's great news.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:10, archived)
# thought that was the jamster crazy frog for a minute
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:34, archived)
# We all love Robert Plant
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Well; she is a fan...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:53, archived)
# And so is he . . .
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:01, archived)
#
No Bridge?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Inspired! Cue obligatory "IS IT REAL?" post.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Nope
No rope ladder to be seen
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I thought about adding the bridge passing above the helicopter
but god damn I've wasted enough of this night on this thing
*wipes brow*
Night:)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:58, archived)
# hehehehe
no-one expects the surprise shark.

woo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
Damn you for your editing talent sir! Damn you!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Ray Liotta is the only thing worthwhile about that movie
though your addition has its charm
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Oh my


And yay and houpla.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Haha....
F88888G eight......*great*..!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Have my first *click of the gayshift!
hahaahhaa
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 2:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
Don't know how I managed to scroll past this before... wonderful stuff, and good to see you around :)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:09, archived)
# This is ace!
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:49, archived)
# haha!
super stuff.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:12, archived)
# hahahaha :D
*clicks*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 7:44, archived)
# That's about the funniest thing I've seen for a long time
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# lol!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Haha!
Tweaking the cutoff knob. Always a firm favourite in this neck of the woods.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)
# yeah
but FOUR!!!! instances of buffer overrride!


it sjust not on!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:50, archived)
#
*opens modulation envelope*

*finds anthrax*

*expires in fountain of foaming blood*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:54, archived)
# lo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Is her skirt a table?
That must be unhygenic for taking a dump.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:57, archived)
# I was too busy laughing to noticed that,
but it is excellent skirtage
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:12, archived)
# typical
that sort of fuckup is why women aren't allowed in any respectable instituations of Science
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:54, archived)
# *dreams of women like this*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:57, archived)
# you mean the one on the left letting you look up her skirt?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:04, archived)
# White panties.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:14, archived)
# that's hilarious!!!
even made me laugh out loud!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
I hate the expression "LOL" but that really did ...nice one...
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I'm not 100% sure why

But this makes me laugh like a schoolgirl*.




*I'm not a schoolgirl
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Bloody wimmin
Never rememeber the check their channels!

A Soundie Woo
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 9:27, archived)
# my mum says i'm handsome and i am handsome
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# outstanding.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Propper squalid.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# I hate mashed swede
it looks like tatties, it's a stealth vegetable.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Turnips
rule.

/egg-lover blog.

woo

edit/ Mr Butternut approves

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:49, archived)
# this is the most frightening and wonderful thing i have seen all day
WOO!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 3:13, archived)
# stay out of my pants!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:18, archived)
# My mum is better than
your mum and your dad too. She knows nutrition well.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:53, archived)
# *click*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:14, archived)
# my email address used to be '[email protected]'
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Woof
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# This is why I keep coming back to b3ta
*clicks*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:26, archived)
# What made you choose orange?
*click*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# HOT LAVA!!!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Class
How about...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)
# what about poo and tirimasu
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:32, archived)
#
Bloody "fusion" cooking.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
I see that and raise you:


You do mean Paxman though, don't you?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Awesomes.
I want to see this on Newsnight.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# what a distraction!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 5:23, archived)
# my studio
thanks it took millions of seconds to do


Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# autostitch!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# ^^^This
foo!
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:12, archived)
# ^that
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:19, archived)
# TB303!!
*awes*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# shit off.
I live in Winton.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# well
maybe you've never heard of me
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Nope but I've hear of Chris Clark
*rapes profile*
Edit: and Richard Pryor.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:20, archived)
# nicee
i know chris clark on friendly terms..when ever i see him.. which hasnt been for a while..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# that's great!
*takes heed*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# *RISes Refigerate*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:16, archived)
# oh crap.
have had the file on my HDD for years and never noticed
*cries*
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# shhhh
only the keen eye of the pedant will notice

I actually thought it was some elaborate wordplay
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Have a freshly made woo!


Just testing out something.

Next time I shall turn someone into a carrot.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:27, archived)
# that looks like a breach birth 2nd frame out of the mouth
i wanna be a turnip
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Hehe
That's great..... REF; "REFIGERATE".. I ddn't ntice utill it was ponted out ...once did exactly the same ...!!! great shop ..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:47, archived)
# 'pointed out'.
'invisible'. 'didn't'. 'until'.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] hallelujah

bless you all
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:08, archived)
# They are Visionaries are they not?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Yeah
and so was god.
(Allegedly)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Cool.
:D
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Spawned by a stupid conversation in the pub...
...about Antoine "Le Chiffre".

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# á la trois panel vivre


Un homme randome.

Does anyone else read three panel life?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Woo :D
You look a bit maori in your profile...but then I looked further and it said that you are 1/4 Windy, so close enough :S :P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Pffft.
Cool.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:07, archived)
# How does it feel to be 1000?
;)
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:13, archived)
# :P
how's Loris this evening?

I've spent the day reading Jewish law....so now i am mostly tired :P
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Mostly good thanks - 80% recovered from 'flu
I have hardly eaten anything for days, now I want a massive curry but it's too late :(

Jewish law looks tiring, especially all that rocking..
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I think this is really quite pleasant.
TJ: Is it just me?

(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# No,
me too

I mean, the pic is pleasant
I'm not a munted twunt
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Same here.
And , cos I'm extremly thick, How do you make those graphs?
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:11, archived)
# click one,
and choose 'create new poll'.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Cool, Cheers man.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:09, archived)
# no.
but i like your pic.
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 4:25, archived)
# bye!


ohh yeah!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# That's Squarepusher
aicmfp
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# yeah
hhooww ddiidd yyoouu kknnooww??
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)
# You're shitting me..?
old squarey? we go way back.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# nice icon
i believe it was the 25th birthday of the Sinclair ZX just last week
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# That calls for a
RANDOMISE USR 68500
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Too big.
/Nazi
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# does that t-shirt say debian
but in the style of the grolsch logo?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# pprroobballyy
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# *weeps for mankind*
*forgets to mention the b3ta tshirt in the wash*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# i believe so
i had a date once with a man who was obsessed with debian...that's all he talked about all evening - he was really nice, but there's only so much i can take :P
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# yeah it could be a b3ta image challenge if it wasnt already a commerical item
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# its a before and after!!!
kid on the right is the younger version!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# thats
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# WARNING.
If you are on hallucinogens, don't watch this.

Otherwise carry on.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# THAT!
Deserves to be in next weeks' newsletter
(, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 0:05, archived)

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