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# Typical weather.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# not enough butters
on this site recently.

Woo.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# agreed

and you sir, consider yourself gazzed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# woo and yay sir!
*clicks*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# cor yes!
beezer stuff, mister butters
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# hahahaha
Welcome back! Where have you been?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Same old place.
But I had an acute fear of the graphics tablet for a while.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Ah
Wacomaphobia :(

Has B3ta slowed to a crawl for anyone else?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# good
verily
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Whee!
hello animator type person, you.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# more butters
less marge
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# You just copied the post below!
Satisfyingly brutal. Woo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!~
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# storm!
a hard rain has fallen.
super!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# That's fucking ace.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Venge!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# rewengay!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I have an
Aleebee.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Many appologees
for the inconweenience.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I'd lighting him
then take her home to venge her slowly with a belt sander. But that's just me.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I would take her charred corpse home with him and venge her slowly with the belt sander infront of him.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# seems fair enough to me
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# she had it coming
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# And present a necklace made of thier lips and sinew to your next conquest.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Naturally.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Don't you need two belt sanders?
I mean, that's what a friend told me...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# all you NEED
Is a clean needle and a bulldog clip (or elastic band if you have enough time), anything else is just showboating.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# how horrid
but we've all been there.


woo, sir.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Happens every other month it does.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# yeah
fuck the bitch LOL
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Yay!
This is good
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# at least the clouds still happy
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Clouds are always happy.
You know why? Because they are secretly pissing on you from above. The Bastards.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# aww
any fluffier ones tonight? pleeeeease?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# No.
Tonight is ANGRY-VENGE-NIGHT!

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# fair do's
*gets proper riled up*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# venge them hard!!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# this is a substancial amount of woo
would you like an extra large bag for it sir?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Dont mind if I do!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# thank you i_yam_bucket
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# top pootlin'
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ta
it's always my favourite bit

edit: phwoar! and charlie's not lookin' bad either!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I see the oompa loompas are just cruisin'
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Cocktails! - taking orders!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# pfffft
"cultist nutjob"

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Jesus shitting fuck!
You shopped my nightmares.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# well done that man
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahaha!
its going to be chewsday tomorrow!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous!

If they ever made a version of the movie in which the kids were given a tour of the factory by chewbacca, I would be first in line at the premiere.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# *blames you*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# got any more?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Junkie!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i normally like to do only my own ideas
but i think i picked a tricky one with chewbacca
(i was giggling all afternoon about chewbacca the future)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# It's all good, love the bacca the future too
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# only rubbish ones
sorry
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Top shop!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Great stuff :)
woo / yay
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
excellent stuff as always

/saviour of the slow board blog
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Damn that's good!
Chewie's 'beard' and the text merge seamlessly. That alone must have taken a lot of time. Top work!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# hahaha
not at all
that was just a couple of passes with the softbrush eraser
/giving away secrets blog
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Teach me, oh master!
I need to know the secrets of the Dark Side, so I can save my wife from certain death! I shall throw away more than a decade of Jedi training to join the Sith!

/Sarcastic 'Revenge of the Sith' blog

Woo to the pic btw!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I'd consider this clickable.
Nice one micto
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# just a random thing that popped into my head as i was going through my pictures
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hmm
not sure if i like the outline
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# how
outlinedish!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ha. ha. haha. ha.
pun.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# no
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ARE YOU ON REPEAT?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# no
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# SO YOU ARE ON DRUGS!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Is this you?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# nope
i have more hair
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I wish I was that cool.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Did you get your microphone back?
/ac
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# evening Rik!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# HAHAHA
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PENIS IS UNREALISITCALLY COLOURED
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ...
calm down
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ^
stupid CDC's and fucking lame ass Quo. Why bother, I mean really.....
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I think the Quo can be good
if applied with care and creativity
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# that's fine, just not dropped into any old disaster pic and posted

they are the lamest meme ever though.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean


so what do you think of this?
cheap shot?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Now bees, bees were a good badwagon
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# shit yeah!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# *posts it again sam*
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i still have my 1st and only badge!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# yes,
yes i was
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i was there
but i dont need no steenking badge
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Yes, I was.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I believe I was on vacation when that one broke out
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# You sir missed out
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# it's a risk I'm willing to take every once in a while
to see some parts of the world
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# one of the best
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# is it a play on words? a pun?
or just the quo silhouette in a matrix type setting?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# just the latter
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# How about this classic, my first post!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# sorry, I know I'm not making friends here, but that is why they are shit
nice shopping on the jackets though
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Classic in the same way the holocaust
or the vengaboys are.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Ah
the Vengaboys... Actually, I think I agree with that assessment.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Yay!
well, I liked it!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
locker bees?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Pfffffft
spit + screen = wobbly letters
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# It's a man with a cock.
Fancy that.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Yes, but...
/defence
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# So you actually did something to it today?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# yep
i was just trying my hand at drawing a penis
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I prefer to try my hand at drawing things forth from my penis
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
well i was going to make an innuendo about that, but i noticed that it was implied
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Whereas I prefer to draw on my
penis with my hands.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# um
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Giving it a little moustache and a marker-pen tuxedo...
...maybe fashioning it some sort of a hat out of rubber bands and fruit...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I keep the rubber bands well away from the old chap.
*blocks bad memories*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I know it's not rubber bands, but a top hat looked more fitting for this...crude, crude image.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# still using the MS-Paint thing?
or did you get something bit more hi-tech?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i used the GIMP thingy
it was my first try, so i did something basic and shite
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Better than being hit on the head riding a bike
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# good first gimping
pull up a kitten
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# nice
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
#


Click for bigger (1280x800)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Nice
and the bigger is better!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Orange.
Swirly circles.

Nice.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# nice
sort of like a scene cut in batman
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# a little low on hummus at the mo

it is fun to rhyme though :P
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Do what I do in these situations, do something enitrely devoid of hummus
and pretend it's clever
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ooooooooooooooo clever!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# ummmm
bindun

its in Ipswich and says 'youll be back for more sarnies'

woo to you tho!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
what a man, what a governor!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Pffffffft
Best action movie line ever.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Lets face it. It' was coming.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Mine was more highbrow...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# SOrry
I had some mad woman ranting in my ear for the last hour stopping me from posting it:P
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# this is not a drill
its a real emergency...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# i appear to have stumbled
upon something im unaware of!
This board can be so anglocentric* sometimes
/ * made up word be the bestest blog!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# rightlyjust
General just of M&S adverts

1) This is not a [enter product type here]
2) This is a Marks and Spencer's [enter product type here]
3) Made with goodly, goodle, nicey, niceness.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# thought so
this originally came from a Jet Li movie we had on at work
Some buckethead in the film was running up and down the hall yelling
"This is not a drill, this is not a drill" and it stuck.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Yeah
Very popular in 80's army movies as well!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# i don't get it either
and i don't have your geological excuse
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# doodle thing
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# this looks like a puzzle
that is too hard to solve
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Especially as bits seem to be floating away.
Maybe it is a bubble factory?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# well
i like it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# /goes to hell
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# doo doo doo
doo da doo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ha ha, tha's cruel!
Woo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I know :(
poor kitty got wetted
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# go go go
kitty!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# kitty am looking for £2.5m of tinned feeshes
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha
and recognitions from Richard Bransonz
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# KEEP PUTTING UP POSTERS ALL THE TIME BE PUTTING UP POSTERS
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# would you mind terribly
if I stole this for my myspacez?
I roffled.
will creditz
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Be my guest...
It was inspired by seeing loads of twunts on there with the genuine appeal poster as their main image anyway. I'm currently using this as mine :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# My granny's been living in denial this past week....


Any advice for her?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# aaah. moses syndrome.
drink lots of water, hide from nasty kings, use sunscreen.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ^this
be true
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# If it is Moses Syndrome...
...should she take the tablets?

*gets coat*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Or..
...will she be a basket case?

*remembers coat*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# dammit
that tablets one was sooo obvious too...

*slaps self HARD*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Muhahahaha
Pun faster you must...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Nile delta tango
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# sell the car, sell the house
and do all the dough on gigolos!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
#

finally
Click for bigger (122KB)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# if only
and they can take bliar with them
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Ha! I shopped that exact thing... can't find it now
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Mmmm
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I love this...
...and feel compelled to make faces back.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha

:)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# arrr - it be dirty pea roast time
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Him and all his neo-nob mates
Nicely!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# ner ner ner ner ner ner
TOP SHOP
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# krispie kremes
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# IT'S IN MY HEAD PHIL. IT'S IN MY HEAAAAD!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# wow
that am cute
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# that made me chortle
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# it's not fair
my sword is too small
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
i want one :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Now then, Now then, Now then!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Beautiful,
just beautiful. Wow.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# HOORAY for blinking fluffies
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# This is the best thing I have seen today.
So hoopla to you and thank fuck for some fluff.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Ha ha
Arf chortle ho ho ho
click
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# *shoots bolt far too early*

edit: that's me spent, unless there are any suggestions
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
more!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# the only other one i thought of was shit
'10 things i hate aboutchew
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# "Chewie and the Chocolate Factory"?
edit: scratch that. fucking willy wonka. pah.
edit again: nnnggg forgot the remake. carry on :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# YAY!
i'm on it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha!
'desperately kashyyking susan'?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# yay!!
You beat me to it, you rascal!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I hadn't even got creamed up yet

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Youstuff is redexing for me
but I'll give you a benefit of the doubt woo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# bums
try www.mictoboy.co.uk
if the whole site is borked, let me know
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# the site works just fine
*browses*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# are you looking at b3ta through a proxy, like barnesy?
cos i only let b3ta.com and www.b3ta.com hotlink my images
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# smart!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Bandwagon inspired
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# :)
top wagoning
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# pfffft
Marks and SPARKS!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# pfft
well done, i say, well done indeed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hehehe
that's cracking
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Yes yes yes.
class.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# brilliance!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
no more worfs? woo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# i have moved on
a bit
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# needs more
manbear
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# pah
manbear is tesco value bungle
not in chewbacca's league
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
how daft!

*clicks*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# meet yeee
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# KEKEKEKE!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
First time I've seen that one - we have a winner!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i think it's the tongue that does it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# why thank you sir
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# pumpin!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# hahahah
cwazy biologists !

/goes off to look for the picture of the koala in the bag
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Hitchcock!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# did he?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# NO!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# if you look at that upside down
It appears to the the British isles, with a massive eruption taking place in the Hull region.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# can i have some of what you're smoking?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# thora hird's dad's shadow?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# technobilly danish pop band
the cartoons?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# He looks familiar . . .
Woo!

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:12, archived)

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