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[challenge entry] FIRST TRY
BE GENTLE!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Pfft!
Also, hamtoucher.

Maybe a gif would work better with popart?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# okay
I'm a noob - what is a hamtoucher?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# someone who touches ham.
obviously.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# one who touches ham
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# argh mindpiss
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Yes
would you care to go 'totus porkus' and be a touch more descriptive?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# from what i understand
it was invented as a filter-proof alternative to the word 'wanker'.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# ah!
Thanks - you are a gent!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# it tends to refer specifically to violators of the FAQ, tho
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I don't think there's really any more description to be had.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# use some sort of posterise/quantise function first though
otherwise the slightly dappled effect won't do any good for the run length encoding.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Ah!
Thanks for the help, hopefully i'll improve for next time.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# there was a function I used to use on PSP8
Edge Preserving Smooth I think it was. Very useful for this sort of thing.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# well while we're trying things
a play with a few things to try and make a night vision-esk scene came up with this:

probably not worth its own thread, hence you get it here
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well...
I think this is really good!!! Was going to do something similar!!
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Lord Vader.... rise.

"He's more machine now than man - twisted and evil."
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Haha
what the hell
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# With a bell,
rotten smell,
Dingley Dell,
slowly fell,
with Sister Mel,
and little Nell,
Wants to sell,
mustn't tell,
or he'll throw you down the Well.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# haha, how rare.
He's definitely evil.


(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# haha brilliant.
I think that's what David Icke sees.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Apart from...............
laudible username!
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Badger.. badger... badger,,,

Peroast time
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# No, in fact it isn't.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# aw, i just opened up my image folder
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Er.. Ok.... not a badger
so have a sock puppet instead


:-)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# nice, and i've just seen something riverghost said earlier.
so i did this.

poorly.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# TEEEEF!:P
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Yay
The scarecrow always seemed like it had it's own thoroughly sinister agenda
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Hmmm...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Nice arm action there!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# As the Bishop said to the actress.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# PEAROASTS PEAROASTS!!!!!

PEAROASTS PEASROATS PEASROATSTOATS!!! :D
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:26, archived)
# pearoast stoats on toast!
toats stoats peasroast-toast moats!!!!!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Goats?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# goats in moats eating toast?
an interesting concept
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Indeed
*thwaps*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# PEAROATS!!!
/edit:


:D
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Bored...

(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Wow! Cricket made actually exciting and interesting to watch!
A curious concept
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# an impossible concept
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
for a moment I thought I was trying to deceive myself there..

*phew*

NEEDS MORE INTERGALACTIC APOCACYPSE TRIBS!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I love cricket.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Apocalyptocricket!

(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Ok, cricket's cool
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] In his own little mind he is
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ooooh!
is that a turquoise shawl? He is the biggest fan of that colour!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# haha
you should make the castle in the background into battersea power station

i just thought it'd fit...

(include the pig)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Did anybody beat me to it? Surely it's been done?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# nicely shopped
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# thanks
very much
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# That's rather woo
brilliant shopage
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Nicely done!
*click*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Lovely stuff... reminds me of...
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# haha
I get it!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# most splendid
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hmm.... fascinating
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I used to have one of them
and used to spend hours letting it 'do it's thing' down the staircase

such were the excitements of the seventies
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i remember them well
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Likewise
But in my day, they were plain metal. None of this newfangled multicoloured plastic stuff.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# indeedy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Tended to brake a few things in my household as I remember
reaching it's chaotic velocity towards the bottom of the staircase when it went off at a tangent..
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# What....
you used to have a Bill Oddie?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Best of all the toys
sort of like a dwarf action man, but with a duck instead of an M16

great fun
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:57, archived)
# hahaha, ace
slinky was my pet name for my ex wife, i used to shove her down the stairs
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Woo
I like your selection of Bill Oddie, he looks like he's on the vinegar stroke.

At least that's how I've imagined him when he's about to cum.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I went for a slash once
next to Bill Oddie.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# golf sale

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(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# this made me lol
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Wrong way
but me to
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Best thread in
Since MNNNNGGHH Posted One
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# there is a golf sale.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# your mum's a golf sale
LAST NIGHT
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# you eat dick.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 2:56, archived)
# the skills
HELLO SIR
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# HI BUTTERS.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# HOW THE DANCING HITLER ARE YOU?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I AM FEELING BETTER THEN AN ANIMATED .GIF OF A DANCING LETTER L BUT NOT FOR LONG.
YOU?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I'm about on the dancing H level.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# YEE-HAW!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# How is this not threadwaste?
Just because DD is fairly well known around here, the Nazis turn a blind eye?

Gah...
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Thats what...
I was thinking.
(, Sun 27 May 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Makes you want to sing the song!

*edit* Bindun sorry!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# not bin dun
...for a while, at least
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# oh dear
i should have known really.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Everything has bin done
but not seen by all! :)

And christ she went with sparks from her dragged heals..
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The beardy dude on the right
looks exactly like one of my art lecturers.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# well that woman in the middle looks exactly like maggie thatcher...
I KNOW!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] one more.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# that one's my fave
for i love both sonic and magritte. woo!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Hello you!
:D
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# this 'ere is spiffing
even though i can't figure out what you did
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
#
box of bandages and medical tape...
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# :)
that was satire, cos you did such a good shopping van gogh effort, i couldnt tell at first
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# satire detector was off - sorry!
and thanks!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Deserves a
Woo!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# My fantasy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# wah!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Pull the trigger. Now!
Think of the children!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Sorry
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# snot letting me log in
in the meantime have a crudely drawn ascigator:

==:==+===/

next up: an asci steve irwin
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
Why not put iSketch anyone? b3ta room as you signature mate! ;)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# antipodean obscurity
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# that's some might powerful botox
she's got going on there
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
you noticed !
on that topic, you may be entertained to hear that children of botox mums are psychologically
unable to comprehend emotional facial micro expressions seeing their mums are paralysed from the neck up

(87% fact)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hehe
someone should do a study on that. It'd be funny to see the results
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I think it would be funny to see them pumped with mutated botox
and thus creating a race of mutant botox monsters who smile at their prey
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# the lawyers funded one already
getting ready for a whole new set of lawsuits
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# crap and simple

and i kinda regret posting it now
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Well
you can always use this: Delete
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# The post was crap
But as a result I got to watch a cat falling down the stairs, so it wins. Holy oxymorons.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# .
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Arrrrgh! You could have warned me!
Nice subtle tag btw...
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# evening spa
;) gotta get my fix of text on a picture
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Evening :)
Very nice text it is too!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# shit that's horrid
woo!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# bah, he's got nuthin on my
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# This gives me teh fear.
Very nice, otherwise.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# HOLY SHUDDERING FARK!
*hides*

WOO
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# wahey
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I love the Chuckle Brothers
the episode last week where they were on the HMS Bounty kicked arse
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I thought the donkey rape scene was a bit much :(
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I didn't know it could stretch that far
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *goats you all*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# YES IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
SICKRIK CARES FOR ME
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Happy Bidet!
Sorry I don't have any cake but... here
*hands over a veggie sausage*
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] arrrrrrggggggg
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# he's
not very good at his job, pointing a completely different direction to his sign
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha
thaaaatttsss religion!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Nicely done fella
woo
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# SORRYSRRYSORRY
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i would, but im revising, i have six exams from monday to friday
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# just give me a few mins to finish my dinner
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# bindun methinks
but this one is definately done well
heres my entry from earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/7228845
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Slim did it!111!!!1!1one one one eleventy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# eh?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# slim has done pretty much everything ever posted on b3ta before anyone else
we just re hash his ideas
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# can we put his brain in a jar and syphon (sp?) off inspiration?
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Hah!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Wow
Nice!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Sorry it's slow so I though I'd pop one up here too
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# love to old man
but not today
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Do stop banging on about it
old sport.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Wooo
Dr. Who was a big good today:)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# damn missed it cos my telly committed suicide.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# IT's a to be continued one anyway
The doctor becomes human.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# 'twas!
Strange episde but classy
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# scarecrows are scary
fact.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I was looking for a lion and a tin man I must admit.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# yes
it's like they've suddenly learned to write or something
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I knew that was you
as soon as it appeared.

Vere niec.
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
#
/would
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# great work
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Wow!
that's smashing
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# very woo you over talented git
:)
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# ooooh
and woooooooo!
(, Sat 26 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

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