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# have returned from bleaching my retinas, after the post below.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Why am i looking at you gymnast?
Ris?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# she WAS six feet tall...
Woo for removing 1/2 of peoples spines
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# I see it now!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# haha
good man

Perhaps we ought to build ourselves a team.
I'm gonna have to do another one now.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# i saw yours, thought
'that'd be fun' and gave it a go, yeah, lets make a full olympic squad
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Cool
Challenge on

I've just found myself a good base pic.
Won't be long !
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Congrats on getting into the newsletter
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Cheers Ed
ps - still interested in a collaboration with you !!

mail me if you're interested.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# (NSFW) Butlins take on new image...

Click image for full anim
I dunno why but when I saw the original ad, this popped into my head...


[edit] now been NSFW'd cos theres summit horrible in the anim - sorry about that peeps
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# ewwww
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Edit:
Shoutiness removed as it's now linked
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ...
...how?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# put something over it..
blur it... the usual..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Edit: Thanks.
It might seem harsh us all calling you a cunt and the like,
but who the fuck in their right mind wants to see that photo ever again.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Yes I know
I just put it up without thinking about it. Won't happen again.*

*guaranteed... or your money back
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
#
* Nervously signs on the dotted line *
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# you have a way with words, dear sir
and i echo the sentiment
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# you were just in the pub with me
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I know i did wrong
but was that necessary?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# NSFW much?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# guys?
remember about me needing spyware protection earlier?

know where i can get goatse protection too??

that is horrible *throws up*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# On this one occasion click Ignore
but, to quote Obi Wan -

"They'll be back and in greater numbers"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Think ill give him another chance..
just because no one is yet on my ignore.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Crikey
I've notched up 26 in 3 months
o_O
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# don't forget to unignore them after a week
they may post something useful, most people who get flamed disappear and never come back
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Aaah, good thinking ;)
"Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:30, archived)
# for only £14.99 a month, you too can join my newsletter
please send cheque or cash at your own risk to H. J. Simpson - somewhere in springfield etc
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Wait a minute, I recognise you
Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# By ignoring everyone
or burning your eyes out.

I think I'd rather see goatse than do the latter.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# firefox + adblock


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# stic
graverobber and cunthorse?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Dunno if it will help
but its worth a try

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# "i always keep a trojan in my wallet"
"shame cos it looks like you have a worm"

:(
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# bwhahaha
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# please link that you big smelly cunthorse
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# oi
less of the cunthorse defemation, i have a very nice one called polly
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# tits or gtfo
:)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
#
tits

happy now?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ha ha
you screwed that up good n proper
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# nein
twas the crappy copy button in my head
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# what did I miss?


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# click it to see the goatse
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Ahh!
*voms*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Where's the NSFW content?
Oh...I see...eurghhh...goatse
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:27, archived)
# please..
Next time, make sure its NSFW'd... then tell people why
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Righty....
...o!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# :)
it makes people happier.
and less sweary.
& less chance of them getting into trouble at work
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# berry of the straw!


Cropped version here
Full size original version here! woohoo!

And, if you care, original macro photograph here. (not full original size)

Sorry to be proud, I grew the little strawb myself, photo'ed him, turned him in to art, and ate him. what a wonderful world this is!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Ooooh, nice
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Aaaaaaaw yous strawberry daddy!
Very woo too!

How you munched it yet?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hello you and everybody else
I'm looking for examples of sites that pull content from another site and wrap it seamlessly.

any ideas/examples?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Gaz
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:04, archived)
# yes ate it the day after i took the pic
lovely.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# small appetite big skill
CORNETTO
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ok,
just one, though
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# cornetto is the new woo
let it be known
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# No way!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# its... its so shiney!
GM? :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Bloody brill is that!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# nice work :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Strawbericide.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# You won't get him....
he's part of the union!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Haha!
I am easily amused this night.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# wow, top shop!
woah nelly!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# How dare you utter those words!!


WN was outlawed years ago
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# before this loaded
I thought it was going to be a sexy tiem picture of halle berry

now I'm going to go and think about such a thing

:D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely!~
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:02, archived)
# good work
I had to look twice to realise it wasn't a photo. For that you deserve a woo.

have a domo-berry for your efforts :-)

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I wouldnt eat that...
it would eat me!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# is russia strawberries eat you...
erm...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# that
rocks!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# The photo was from an
evil pixie post

a week or so ago. I just domo'd it :-)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# have an oldie i did
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Top stuff Pp
you sex God
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:19, archived)
# *eats*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That is very good
definitely a strawberry
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:35, archived)
# First image in about 3yrs.. be nice :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# last image, cop on the right
partial filthy sanchez?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Nosebleed, ashally.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# lololol!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Haha!
top joke
top strip!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# cornetto
(thats my new word for woo)
let it catch on
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# woah nelly > woo yay
:)

or Nevilles was "parse fox regeneration!"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Who was it that came up with that?
I remember it was some underage girl that I probably would have anyway.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# nope
me and cashy

its on urban dictionary ;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] now that's just showing off
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# arfage!~
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Excellent
I swear God is doing this to me when I go fishing

/Sir Blankalot

[edit] Not the fucking me bit :s
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:56, archived)
# no that's just a really strange man
who smells of fish
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# arf!
shameless pearost time

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I know it's old.


Click for bigger (160KB)

Just joined b3ta and decided to post something I made a while ago.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# woo
meanwhile can someone shop this

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# *dials 999*
ok, I've got the police, what's he done?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# he's in possession
of a criminal face

i mean look at it

also

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingmonkeys.com
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# yeah
I think he's just posing for customs

there's clearly several condoms full of the good stuff up the tract
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# 's a bit fucking small...
And I have no skills... but yeah, alright.

Here you go:

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# LOL!!!111
Hilarious.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# TOAP!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# And Comic Sans...
I left no stone unturned...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i've barely recovered from last nights TOAP-fest
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# it's too small
and nobody but nobody on here likes to be a photoshopping bitch.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# true but its asking for it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Oh sorry,
is there a rule about making larger images?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# nope.
I was talking to the person directly above me, which is how the threads work.

I was telling the guy who wants other people to do his photoshopping for him that having an image that is at least of a size large enough to work with might help his cause.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# There ya go ya lazy bam ya!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Paint.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I was bored.
Now he is a ginger pirate.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Say Hash ..Get Smashed
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:48, archived)
# this is the win
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# *clicks*
Yay!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Tis good Mr Noob


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# /correction
I think you'll find that's Amazing Mr Noob.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Mr Cleverbastard noob fits well too
; P
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# yay!
cutting edge news

and this reminds me of something I need to do, but I'm too lazy and too crap to do it, so I'm not going to do it

yay :D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# TJ : I finally completed that stupid game in the newsletter

militantplatypus.com/games/gamepage.php?game=crossword
i did press f5 by mistake and had to start again, and cooked dinner inbetween
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
That last one wasn't actually all that tricky was it.

I was hoping for more after that final "Expert" one
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:29, archived)
# For some reason I thought that was Christopher Reeve
and got very confused.

Oh well, woo!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] actual photo
this is the missing link between creationism and redneck.

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Spines up his bottom!
Thorns in his hands!

And still rides for over a minute!

definate miracle worker!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I thought you said defiant
I was thinking


'But it is a miracle!'
'No it isn't J, you just hid it up your sleeve. That isn't even my card, I had an ace...'
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# dur!
I wants to see these running around in a big circle!

while I eats me a footlong hotdog!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha!
enter him for a rodeo!!

WOW.. i thought it was funny when it didnt move.. Now, it loaded properly and it is..

so SUPER WOOOOO
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *psst*
Compo it:P

woo
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yeeehaw!

Psst! Edit your post and enter it in to the Challenge!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW!
He must have thighs of steel that Jesus...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ok...
consider it entered.

*edit... all good. sorry 'bout that.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:49, archived)
# psst edit your oringal post... (and that one)
as you've just entered "ok consider it entered." as a compo entry instead of the dancing jesusosarus
Yay :D - no need to appologise :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yeeeha!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I don't know why........


Hope its not too big for the board nazis!

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# to be honest, i think Ghandi
wouldn't forgive that size.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Lube's hard to get in India.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# scoop it from a holy cow
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Don't tell me I have to explain the finer differences between lubricant and cowpats?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# not from the bumhole!
mind you, desperate times...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I'm never desperate enough to lubricate my own orifices
With the khaki gold from a cow's.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Will you stop it!
Tonight is gonna turn into one big wank frenzy later!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Faecophile eh?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# No.
It was the 'my orifices' that won me.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# *flares nostrils at you*
Why, I do declare, I don't know what you are implying!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# i thought we were talking about ghandi?
i know you provide your own lube with ease
;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# *rubs self with goose*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# surprise goose?
right missy i'm offski.
have a nice weekend
xx
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Always a suprise
nighty night

xx
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# *waves*
bye bye 'Phex
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# bye SB
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# it is to big you nob
and you knew it before you posted it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# nazi nob
can't handle the flange
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hello noob
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hi and
thanks for the warm welcome
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# What is it?
apart from too big.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# looks like a couple of crabs being dragged backwards
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Tis pink mountains
mostly
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# it's somebody else's
picture, run through a quick animation effect then made into a gif too big for b3ta.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# this face can you name it

i thought so
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Certainly.
Sir Whimsy Natasha Tossington the Seventy Twoth
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# what you doing here at this time of night?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I could ask the same of you.
I don't have wee ones to be unstickyfying and stuff.

Smoking weed, drinking juice and vaguelly browsing ebay. Oh, and playing online poker. You?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# sam's in bed
mike's at his dads
and sally's looking at wedding dresses on her laptop.
i put on my computer to copy some cd's and the lure of b3ta made me go "i'll have a quick look"
you know how it is

edit: woo 8 out of 10 cats is on!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Aye, that I do.
Dying my hair again tomorrow....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# again?
didn't you dye it like 2 weeks ago?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It's due a bit of a top up.
It's getting a bit light.

To be honest, at the moment I look extremely natural ginger.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# that'll be the pale skin and freckles hen
=D

you should move to scotland, you'll fit right in
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Move to Scotland?
'Hi, I'm English'


'No, please come back with my shoes and skin'
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Oh they're only playing....
Though I have a Scottish name, so it makes it easier to get over the posh-o accent...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# damn
you saw right through my trap!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I name it Cuthbert Biggleswade
will that do?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# frank
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *talks to*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# GET SOME DRUGS IN YOU AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
Pat....Pat...I lahves ya Pat....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Druggie!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# What does THAT smell like?
©_©
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# What's wrong with your face?
Best question to ask some girl you don't know EVER.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Hadn't even occured to me until just now...

I'm going to try that the next time I go out.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# :D Make sure it's someone you don't mind offending.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I'll let Mrs Broom choose the victim...
I find women are so much better at cruelty than men...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# he he he he
boxing doesn't give you brain damage
he he he he
*phones ambulance*
can you take me to a mental institution please? thanks
he he he he
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# a guy in another forum made it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# link?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Isn't "a guy on another forum made it" a meme?
Now my shirt etc.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Someone actually took the time to nick that?
.....why?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
#
that's a lie, I made it just for b3ta ♥
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# well who is it then?
pfft
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# click the image
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:34, archived)
# its patrick moore
see i was right
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Gjeorg, the Thunderstorm Masterbringer
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# alan rickman?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Sir Patrick Moore
aicmfp
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# captain amstrad
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ^this
was what I thought
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# plays the xylophone
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The One Commandment - God Needs Booze!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# much
wooness be upon thee

that really is quite excellent :-)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Wonderful!
woo yay!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# BOOXE!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# YES!
Perfect!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I LOVE GUINNESS
i really do

woo
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Pfft
Nicely done
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I was trying to figure out how to do this
using only MS Paint, a box of cocktail sticks, some cheese and a dead wasp. But yours is better.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Yay for commandments decreed by Bender!
And: Woo!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long to do
Old skool kid's TV FTW

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahaha woo!
why are you scared of manley?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# long story
but it's all sorted :-) . s'pose I'd better change my sig :-D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# HA HA
What's up Darth?

;-)

EDIT : animation now has added blood :-)
EDIT 2 : Also noticed a speeling mistoke in the anim. :-( . Apols to all those annoyed by it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I thought I knew where this was headed....
I was so wrong.

*merriment to the point of rolling on floor*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# To be honest
I wasn't sure myself until after I'd done the rest!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# most WOOsome!
I lolled!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I have spent too long on b3ta
I was expecting him to be inside teh goatse.

*attempts to bleach mind*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# We are all inside the goatse.
I have made it my life's ambition to discover the goatse nebula.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# First undo Orion's belt.
Then take down Orion's trousers.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# And on the fifth day
God created Goatse



(CFB)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Ooh even I remember that!


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# woo
TJ: isketch anyone?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Pic I did for a friend who's going

Click for bigger (229KB)
might be a bit ris'y so here's a news link
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Who's going where?
I love that David Tennant trying to sound like an Englishman always sounds slightly pished.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# a friend to London Pride
where they're also showing the last Doctor Who.
So I did this pic for him to encourage his shy mates to come out of the tardis closet too
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I wish I could go.
But I can't. You think straight people don't like bisexuals? The gays fucking HATE us. This is what fucking brainless teenagers can do to one's carefully guarded image.

Come to think of it, my only gay mate is a b3tan.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I think anyone getting upset
by what 2 (or more) other grown adults want to do together with their own bodies needs to question their own reasons for getting upset.

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# They're jealous.
I've decided.

Because I have 200% more chance of getting laid.


Hurrah!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
getting upsetexisting
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Bisexual women are ace because it's easier to talk them into a threesome with another chick
/based on speculation
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Bisexual women are ace for the same reason everyone else is...
or isn't. It's entirely subjective.

/diplomat blog
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# well that too
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I'm Captain Wow.
Even my NAME implies that I am, in fact, awesome.

And that'd be correct.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Quick we're losing her....
she's disappearing up her own arse again!!

Too late...she's gone..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# You'd love it up my arse.
Don't deny it.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# No I wouldn't!
*stiffens*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I'll bet!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# shirley
it's your mere prescence that implies that you are awesome?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# It's that certain tang in the air, whenever I'm around.
Lets you know you're in the presence of GREATNESS.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# 'cept for you of course Cap'n
There's never any question about that.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# :D
\o/
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# he he - I read about that...
And doctor Who has plates for feets AIMCFP...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# pfft
‘The Last of the Time Lords’ It's because he can't reproduce with men
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# He'll no doubt have great fun.
I've been to pride quite a few times. However I would not be seen dead at a Dr Who event ;)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# It's a bit cringeworthy isn't it
(the doctor who showing, not pride)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# they both are.
I mean, you're proud of an aspect of yourself? Yeah, I'm proud I have hands because it's such a fucking achievement. I bet they worked really hard at being gay.

Having said that, it's probably more to do with pride at being able to not hide about it, which is fair enough really.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# they haven't had to hise for fucking years nowe tho
i'm sick of the home agenda in this country, before long there will be another backlash
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# it's difficult to tell from an outsiders perspective
but looking at the amount of the extreme religious in the US and the muslim world, it's probably a good idea to keep it going.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# the usa is full of homos and jews
most of the top tv is run and stars them, the backlash will only increase, just get on with it, but don't shove it down my throat
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# TV shows what people want to watch
you are too insignificant for them to give a damn what you think.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Dr who?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I remember when dr who was a good shite...
with baddies made from bubble wrap
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I own almost all Dr Who dvds!
/sad
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I've only watched one episode with the new doctor
that one last week, with the statues- I thought that was excellent.

I'm not watching Ecclestone or that McGann fellow, they don't even look like they could ever, should ever or can ever be a, let alone THE doctor.

But Tennant looks odd. I respect that.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Eccleston was too 'normal'
The Doctor has to be slighlty un-hinged.
Tennant has it to a tee.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Yeah, definitely.
I like him as a person too, actually. Saw him doing that 'who do you think you are' thing.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# you're lucky
that episode and the two parter before it are the first episodes that have actually been any good since.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Joking?
I won't buy the box set just yet then.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# sorry wandered off,
in my pointless opinion yes, terrible scripts and shoddy actors have made all the other episodes look like bad panto.

Maybe I don't fancy David Tennant enough?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I was bored in the office a few weeks ago
so I made this from a plastic cup:

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at your boredom?
pretty cool achewally
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# sorry
don't know what happened there. isketch made me press F5. bah.

*makes food*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# It just vanished!!


*eats*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I can think of no better use for a broken cup.
I still have it, and it makes the rest of the office sigh in pity every time they walk past my desk.

The fools.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# The more I look at it
the more jealous i get

*breaks mug to create art*

*cuts fingers*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# There's a B3ta Shipman and Grandmother in the background
you might be safer with one of them....

*passes safety scissors*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# haha nice :D
Me and a friend, both geology students, did this once at lunch

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Sorry for the punnage!

(plate tectonics.. there is a destructive & a constructive!)

edit: there were arrows and stuff.. but you can't see them...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# That there is some elegantly cut china my friend...
You have my unending respect...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# China?
Or Polystine?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Probably polystyrene...
But I'd like to think it was china, for my own amusement.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# ok.
ill let you think its china :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Awwww....
*hugs*

*takes wallet*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hehe..
all thats in there is 40p, a bank card, which only has £6 in it, a student card and a bus pass..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Score!
That's doubled my income for the day then....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# yay!
it is probably about 1/4th of what i earn in a week.. hehe.
know what that means? big issue sellers earn WAY more than me..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Aaaaagwarn then...
*hands wallet back*

And here's 20p extra, buy yourself something nice with it.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# why thank you!
yay 20p! im rich!
*gets some bling*
wikkid!


*fails at being chav* :(
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Are you kidding?
You could buy half the Elizabeth Duke at Argos range for that...

chavtacular
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Really?
Nice! *goes to argos and buys many many bling*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:39, archived)
# it's alright
he'll have at least a £250 overdraft
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Not Polystyrene, Polystine
Ruled by Hummus, as opposed to Batter.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# What the gibbering...
*clicks*

OOOOOOH POLYSTINE!

*spangs self*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# *Jihads*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *Jihasn't*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# *Ji has you know*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# that is truely awful.
well done.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# oh geology puns
i dig fossils
geologists do it in the field
geology rocks
gneiss cleavage
im hammered
blah blah blah there are plenty more but too many to type. Ah geology, such fun.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# its true!
there are so many!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That works really well.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# big head
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Rock cock!

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Gel electrophoresis FTW!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# is it from this?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Real?
Is this real? If so it must have taken ages fucking arround with restriction enzymes and DNA fragments.

Most woo worthy!

May try and make something similar using 2D gel electrophoresis and proteins!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I think there is a good chance that this is somewhat accurate.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# haha
Woooo
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# The last rofl
makes it!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# So the interweb was already here
before god?



woo!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:44, archived)
# ....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# your monkey has a nice hat.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# *makes omlette with brains*



Wow. I can't believe that was on my autocomplete.

Woo to the pic, it should've said "L'oral" though, because that's kinda sexy and funneh.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hhhmmm

(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# an old typewriter, a marker pen and a photo?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# pffftt
no, text on a pic
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
#
LOL
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# yes
yes it is.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# that cdc found a monkey?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# a website to post on?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Pfft!
you win this comment!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# LOL that's fricking ace
don't do that again please

have a funny
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# have this im bored
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# why
is there blood on his hand?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# *waits for animation*





woo!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)

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