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ooh pollytix

sorry for shitness tonight, long days frazzled my brain

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)

Brian adams is amazinly patriotic,

Shame he's canadian.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)

I like the expression of the obscured face of the mans behind him

his lemon flavoured wasp that he was chewing has clearly gone off!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

haha

eek i think thats what the call "trying not to cry for your mates that died"

bush is a fucking cunt
Edit: all political leaders are

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)

aye

he's a shitheap

he'll go down in history as the one to be blamed for starting the beginning of the end

at least, that's what the cockroaches will tell their children about the humans, in history classes when they rule the planet

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

TERROR!

either you are with them or you are not with us, which means that either we are with us or they are with us.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)

but the..

*bryans explode*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:09, archived)

Phil Collins wont be pleased.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)

yeah well

fuck him

:D

edit: fuck him with a big spunking cock in the face

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)

and a buzz saw in the

anus

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)

and a fucking throbbing door stop

in the fucking rib

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)

rusty drill in the eye

for me, please

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)

coming right up

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)

phil collins is helping the terrors anyways

and he might still by mildly amused by sploding bryans!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)

let's ask him

as I'm sure he uses b3ta

Dear Mr collins?

Am you amused?

Yours Faithfully

Disco.E.Meats

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)

The only thing more deadly to Iraqis other than Bryan Adams pinch harmonics,

is the slow, monotomous yet somewhat soothing vocals of Phil Collins on the track, "mama"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)

Dick Cheney is sure is not illigal

and thus doesn't count as torture! And anyways we gained extremely usefule information and saved billions of human lives of deserving patriots!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:17, archived)

yay!

so now nobody needs to die in oil exploration accidents

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)

gah im part of the terror

for mentioning him,

gahhh code redz code redz

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)

you might be already harvesting TERRORS n your basement

we will check your electricity bill, and you grandma's shopping bags too! And you better pray she doesn't buy at TERRORS'!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)

Heh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:00, archived)

Pfffffffft

Edited for Fuggin' Hugeness.

(Monkeybird, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)

yay fluff

unyay filesize. Think about it: use the uploader!

/dit: yay!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)

the balance of this image?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:05, archived)

I clicked the Wikipedia approved version

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

accuracy

what's that?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

It's hitting the vinegar strokes at exactly 21:12pm whilst listening to the Progressive Rock masterpiece, 2112, by the band Rush,

who, being Canadian, were largely influenced by Bryan Adams

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:08, archived)

and so the circle is complete

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)

Lulz.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 2:51, archived)

TOAPy tit wank

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

Another Ambigram

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)

Ambigrams are better when you don't have to pretend that

it looks anything like the letters you want them to be.

Brian Adams does not like to strain his eyes.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

Yes, this is

an ambigram of "Gutwrencher"

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

you lie

it says sunny mong. ( and like most of these ambigrams only works if you have the imagination of Walter Mitty )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

is that elfen?

brian adams listens to death metal.

edit: wait, wait. is it "SUUANNG"?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

Brian Adams is actually the inventer of Swedish Death Metal,

dispite not even being Swedish.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)

...

It's meant to say Susanne in a gothic stylee.

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)

does it say anne

in an emo stylee?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

cut me

I bleed the woe of youth. What time is dinner?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

dinner is blackpudding

and their won't be any of that till you've bled enough

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

don't you have any

blacker pudding than that? Oh I'm all depressed again. I'm not coming downstairs until I've written 17 myspace pages on the futility of breathing and mention 83 bands you have never heard of.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:01, archived)

oh no, I don't understand!

lol

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:01, archived)

*squints*

ahh, i get it now.

you might want to try reworking the Z somehow then.
better than I could ever do, that's for sure!

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

oh right. sorry.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

That

z's an s

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

zuzanne?

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:01, archived)

sog?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)

LIES!

it says omphalion

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)

actually, now I can't stop saying

SUUANNG!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:04, archived)

then you should absolutely make babies

and name them all suuanng!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

all 14 of them?

that'll be loud at the shops

"SUANNG!! Yu dun gon spended all tha money on tham coco poaps again!"

*DEFEANING CHORUS* "BUT MAAAAAW!!"

and the resulting 20 mile shockwave causes $32.63 worth of damage

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:13, archived)

there are two "U"s in suuanng

get it right!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)

uh?

_{_{Ninja power flash alliance was here}}

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

its mirrored across an axis

i.e symetrical and flipped

(lunatek, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

Brian Adams.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

Brian Adams.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

Ryan Adams.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

Brian Adams chevron is go.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

DON'T JOIN THE BAND WAGON MAN,

IT'S FAR TOO UNCOOL

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

tray dam mnlng

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:02, archived)

hahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:03, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:07, archived)

serbian adams?

@-D

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:10, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:11, archived)

adam brians

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:06, archived)

what do you know about acid?

I am acid!
what do you know about brian adams?
I AM BRIAN ADAMS!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

variation on a theme

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:45, archived)

woo

though I'd like to see the last frame animated with the baby jigging up and down a bit.
just because...

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:46, archived)

good thing you said

LAST FRAME

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)

ok,

but am I allowed to repost it later then?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)

oh hell yeah

can you wait until I wake up again?

/heading for bed :)

nighty night, oh zog

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)

nightie gown

evil stevie!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)

haha

aint it magical

:D

edit: and I love the way the facial expressions remain constant thoughout

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

hahahaha!

silly

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Mousing, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

That looks like it happened in the summer of 69,

Brian is pleased.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:49, archived)

I think I remember that book.

*shudders*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 3:06, archived)

aghh stuck

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)

Text on a Brian Adams.

THE SHAME!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)

i made the brian adams too

:D

I MADE THE FUCKING PICTURE FUCKFUCK

/abuse

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:41, archived)

My dad made this ambigram (turn your screen upsidedown)

be nice and fluffy

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:30, archived)

BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:31, archived)

it says "lily"

he made for a guy he works with who just had a baby girl called "lily"

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)

It doesn't say lily very clearly,

I give this 6 Brian Adams out of 10

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:33, archived)

what are the other 4 doing in the meantime?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:34, archived)

Reminiscing.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)

you scrooge ;)

its good, space the 2nd L and the Y i think thats what he meant , but its good woo and a yay to your dad

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)

Lily...

Allen?

(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:38, archived)

Also, I like how you patronise us assuming we don't know what an ambigram is,

I think you should be ashamed of yourself, Brian Adams is.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:39, archived)

....

Ambigram: n. From the Greek "Ambi", meaning not very like and "gram" meaning Lily

(get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:42, archived)

...

schmerg: [n][v][av][pn] schmerg merm merm schmerg schmerg merm merm schmerg schmerg schmerg merm merm schmerg schmerg schmerg.

brian adams

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:46, archived)

monsieur!

with these ferrero ambiagrams you really OH MY GOD MY FUCKING BRAIN!!!

brian adams

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)

you are kids wasting your life on b3ta

he has every right to assume you are a mongtard ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:48, archived)

You found out I'm only 19,

and now you're going to use it against me :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:50, archived)

but what is he going to use against you?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:51, archived)

He knows that I'm far too young to have had my first real six string in the summer of 69

and he'll no longer do everything for me :(

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

but

is your mamma gonna miss ya?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:54, archived)

If she ever asks me,

I'll say "Mamma, if you ever need me, I'm gonna run to you"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

What Does It Do To Your Heart?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

correct. You

might have had a smidgeon of respect in the past when I assumed you were an adult but now you are proven to be an anklebiter I shall scorn you like the foetid wretch you are :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)

*plays his music really loud*

*refuses to tidy his bedroom*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:57, archived)

*chooses the

colt 1911 for a change, strips, oils and cleans with purpose*.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:59, archived)

sends grooming wig

to dry cleaners....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)

haha

I've still got all my hair

*unzips*

yup :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:55, archived)

I've still got all my hair

it's just a shame that much of it has gravitated to my moobs and my ass.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:56, archived)

haha

that's great!

er

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:00, archived)

one way to grrrabbit

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LS18, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)

This reminds me of Brian Adams

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:29, archived)

Isn't that...

Peter rabbit? :os

(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:40, archived)

crikey!

he's brian adamsing the brian adams out of that brian adams!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)

what about

brian adams?

how many BRIAN ADAMS is there in these brian adams posts, hmmm

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

well, it all began, in 1957 when brian adams

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

unintentional youtubeness

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:16, archived)

clicks

play clicks play clicks play clicks play

gnaaaaaarrgggghhhh!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)

morrissey

has let himself go

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Bevy, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

for some reason I imagine this to sound like the incoherent ramblings of a drunken karaoke singing salaryman in okinawa or something

dunno why

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)

have a watch. it is odd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5cS0bZiJ1Q

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

didn't he used to be in some kind of musical act like years and years ago

and wtf is with the canned laughter.. man

poo!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

It's not canned laughter,

it's all the bacteria in your eyes and ears finding it hilarious and laughing in unison.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

aha

but I don't have eyes or ears

I am infact, a brian in a jar

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:25, archived)

i am a brian

out of a jar

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

aha! but!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:47, archived)

Brian Adams in a jar?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:26, archived)

all that and more!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:44, archived)

you've just reminded me of a conversation I had with some girl in a chat room some years ago, where I pretend to be Mr Miyagi:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:32, archived)

asl?

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:58, archived)

She said she was 16...your honour.

(Woody999, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:14, archived)

erm.... 1st image post

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

its about tents

(mr.handbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)

haha

magenta tent

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)

lol

(teh shongage Wonders how the real world renders so fast, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)

i work in a shop and sell quick erect gazebo's - oh how i laughed....

its funny because its true - woo!
TJ : www.b3ta.com/board/7309663

edit : oh and jml "dryer balls" they keep falling out of the packet "my balls just dropped" loffle
G'nite b3ta *waves*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:14, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)

needs more crufiction...

shh im sleeping

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:20, archived)

This cheese is emitting!

every year, thousands of cheese emit

you can help with this situation by donating

no matter what the amount, anything you can give helps, though we'd rather have a large amount of money than 10 fucking pence, what are we going to do with that eh? you cheap shite! infact, don't even bother, infact, screw the whole thing, fuck the cheese, they can emit themselves inside out, the twats.

What?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

thats fuckin braw!

i love the guys expression on frame 4, top sexwee

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)

Playing with scale

stroke for my large one

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sfx, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

Ah London Liverpool Street

How I hate thee so.

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TN, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)

and on that note i give you

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)

a hairy little shit?

don't forget to flush!
g'nite

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)

nnite

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)

aww

nite

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:14, archived)

woooooooooooowww :)

nice job
WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)

very nicely done

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lemonhead, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)

since its on and im missing it (and i don't recall watching it) can someone tell me why he just didn't goto the shops n get some more?

G'nite if your not already in bed....
yea i know its crap but paint shop pro died and i had to work from a screenshot etc excuse etc excuse hey look a pillow *snoozes / snoozes / sleeps*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)

oh my GOD

without bleach, what will he drink?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)

toilet duck to the rescue!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)

in the final scene

seagul vs toiletduck

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:12, archived)

i'm already in bed

sleeping
right now
i am asleep

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:44, archived)

Genesis in 3 frames

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)

you know god is an odd looking bloke

is that a beak?

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)

it's a beard

obviously i can't draw

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)

BEARD!

i bet god didn't have any real friends

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)

God == duck?

YAY
ducks are cute

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)

why thank you.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

Speedy Cyber Sqirlz before bed...

Looks somewhat rude if you tilt your head 90° to the right.
Or perhaps it's just time for my pills.

Clicky

(Borusa's Weetabix, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)

ha ha ha

did you make the non watery one too?
if so please post it without the watery wobble
Ta + woo if you made that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)

Cheers, here tis...

And yes. And g'night B¬)

(Borusa's Weetabix, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)

ha ha ha

i like this *clicks it twice for good measure*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)

sorry no manning here

have my thing

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

ooooh wibbly

like conscious jelly.

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tipassoi, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

that does something odd to my brain

when it goes pointy

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

nice odd

or bad odd?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

nice odd I think

but I stopped watching because I was worried about getting brain damage.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)

yeah i get like a tingling

its sending out like, invisible brain waves man

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)

arg it's alive!

kill it! kill it! kill it!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

kill it with_____?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)

badgers

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)

and atlases

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)

flaming atlases?

being wielded by a hoard of angry "multi-fluid lactating" badgers

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)

spurting juices

of a variety of flavours from their many throbbing teats

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)

got it!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)

it looks like its trying to say hello,
then trying to do a poo poo

noice!

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mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)

have the honour

of havign my first ever woo yay

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FIEND, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)

quicker and shitter.

the daft racist. r.i.p

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Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)

TOAT!

\o/

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)

racist insults pakistanis?

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mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

*Offers Cake*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

hehe.

it'll wreak havoc with my shatner's bassoon

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Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)

RIP Bernard M.

Fucksocks - wrong Bernard....

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

hahaha!

/shocks!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

Jesus! It's Jesus!

When will that guy learn.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

oh noes!

he's in ur ensin, tamprin on ur big end!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

JESUS!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

why the long face?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

wow i like his keyboard...

wireless toe2000

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

*tries to remember how to do it*

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

someone draw "cheesus" :)

i'm too tired to draw cheesus... *snooozes*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)

hahaha

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tipassoi, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)

lol

wtf i did a lol dammn you

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

evil-ution

thanks and all... but it totally didn't seem that big.
showed up both at home and at work quite easily.

(crazytalk, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

ARGH

what are you doign to the internets?
edit : woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)

its hoooge!

Bigger than the freaking sun!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

ahh dont worry its image shack...

it'll die in a minute...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

at that size

on image wreck

it'll die in less than a minute :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

TJ :

ledmuseum.candlepower.us/sixth/toilet2.htm exactly!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

heh

that has all the marks of having been made for the benefit of a messy friend/colleage/significantother

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

rapist

why? but why? Do you make my internets cry?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

"won't you tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

if that wasn't fucking enormous

I'd like it

Pssst! Use this one :
edit : ahh, you have now - well done

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

heh

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/wizard.swf

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

thank fuck this was still on my clipboard

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)

Arf!

Now I have that song "Standing in the way of control" in my head for some reason.

*mumbles something about fat singers*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

MOAR PICTAR!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)

Too big

It's a good animation, but the filesize is way beyond the guidelines. Have a look at the FAQ.

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JimM, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

ha!

i like this cute zombie hand person

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mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)

he just wants to be friends

sadly he's overcome with the urge to kill and maim, and so he has no friends, because he killed them and ate them, but he's a happy little thing anyway

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)

he should harvest knees and feet from the victims to enhance his maiming speed.

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mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)

as recommended in this months

"What Maiming?" magazine :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)

A fucking meg?

doesn't deserve a fail pic but I don't want to read it

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)

Flashing judges... ok - story from last week but i'm slow.

yes - just flash on a picture. Nazis take me.

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

giffing

should be slang

and remember, beware of geeks bearing .gifs

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

Arf!

The bold bits are very tabloid.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)

well, if he was flashing, I expect some more than an animated gif

rather a full fledged swf, possibly even with interactive elements and sound.

As it is now, he's more sort of spaccking

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)

pfft - woman shocked by 'spacking judge'. best tabloid headline ever. :)

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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

pffft

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tipassoi, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)

haha!

needs more dredd

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mr spoons, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)

Reminds me

bizarrely, of Ole Gregg.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

could you love me? Could you marry me?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)

'ningles mr. confectionary/tooth gripping b3tard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)

'ning mate how you doing?

Wheres your picture for the club?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

Well I was going to do one

But I didn't want to shame you all!

Oh dear long I've just had the nastiest idea to piss you all off tomorrow:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

isketch?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

ha ha ha

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

I remember when we didn't have clubs only the dayshift and the gayshift

back then the gayshift was the funniest thing on the internet...

oh well

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

What happened to the board challenges?

They were fantastic.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

I'll get Lemony back involved and start them up again

I might start Dance Hour as well again, that was fun

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)

it was!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

I liked the challenges but

there were too many photo ones. I think you should have a speed shop challenge. You and lemony pick a random image and have a 30 minute throwdow to see who comes up with a neato. Much more my style ( means I might win ;))
Like a bandwagon with a time limit, that's always gonna win.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

sounds like a good plan

I'll discuss it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

*bums*

weeeell I'm going to bed, so the evening might just turn a bit funnier

'night all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

nighty night

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

night fella,

be lucky and stay out of dykes for a while.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

oh shush ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

^this^

with added lo-sugar spontaneity and less clique!
Woo for GMOS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)

MAKE AN ASSESSMENT!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)

It's attached to your rod, mothalicka!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

I've got a mangina!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)

Pfft

I had the Boosh in mind whilst birthing it

"It was a funky ball of tits from outer space!"

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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

It's definitely a bit weird

I say do a fact sheet about Mister Pinks.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)

Boosh!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

Will he bring beer

and does he require clean bed linen? The wife is away, guests might confuse me.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

what happens if I appear with an arm full of lamb cutlets?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

do you still have the arm?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

last count I had two

/go me!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)

then you are in.

as you have the required amount of limbs to portage beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

well, if you see me with a fork

and a freshly filled gravyboat

RUN

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)

bugger

that's bin day as well

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

I look forward to it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

I find this strangely reassuring

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)

Could he make it after 4pm.

I'm having an otter delivered and they didn't give me a clear delivery time.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

Hahaha!

You am a crazy.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)

how very strange

slight TJ : Newsnight have just referred to Bernard Manning as Bernard Matthews!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)

slowly getting used to Photoshop

100% hand drawn-in (using a mouse!) from a photo I took a while back.

Click for 400KB massive version

comments more than welcome (including constructive criticism ;-) )

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)

I love this style, very cartoony

I played about with thick outlines in vectors a while ago, never worked out as I planned though.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

Have you seen "Invisibilia"?

Here's the method

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)

ooh very cool

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)

Thank StumbleUpon

for that little beaut.
It's got some great links.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)

Stumbleupon?

really.
That chap's a long time b3tan, I thought you just got it from his profile.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)

I figgered he was a b3tan, but didn't know.
Aren't I the l0z4r!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)

wish I'd seen that 4 hours ago

might have saved me some time!!!!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)

invisibleish?

Click for bigger (111KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

that's a bit

bloody good that

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)

nicely done

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)

cheers

I'm pretty happy with it :-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

I like it

I would say that for the flame, specific to this pic, you should've not penned it in, but just had the outline,
then a low transparency brush in yellow/white for the glow.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)

I think the flame might have been lost into the light green behind it

/2 pence

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

Possibly

In the scheme of things, it works well with the style anyway.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

without the flame line

it looks like this

I'm in 2 minds about it now.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

Y'see

I quite like that, it's got a more natural look to me.
But like I say, it's a matter of personal style and preference.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)

and with all the lines removed

it looks like this

(sorry, I stuck it under the wrong reply!)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)

And again

OOOOOH!
That's dead tidy, that.

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

^^^^^

it's growing on me aswell

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)

That's very nice

and well done. I like the arty stuff it gets the toap lackers huffy about their precious b3ta ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)

thanks

and arf! you're not wrong!!!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)

Slowly?

Could you piss off and stop being shite loads better than me?!

I have dignity you know?1eleven

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)

pfft

it's my first attempt at something serious. I'm normally just cutting and pasting crap together. Thought I'd do something 'interesting' for a change ;-)

Besides, I really just wanted to clean the original photo up. It was taken with a crap phone in a dark pub. I just liked the style of the picture and have never gotten around to cleaning it up.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

piss off. You are

an ace shopper. It's just that your skills lie more in the 'making me laugh my nads off' area as opposed to the 'ooh, arty' area.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

oh thats a bit cleaver

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)

GO HAMTARO!

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DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)

that's woo

nice style

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)

very well done...

very well done indeed!
Woo² x *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)

thanks

as I said, it's my first real attempt at 'art'. I'm a bit chuffed with it, and the edited versions after reading Darkside's comments :-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)

DrZaarlon Says:

Nice Girl, Good Hat.
Right Kind Of Pic Too.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)

The hat's mine

The girl isn't ;-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)

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