Fuck the what?
It's like war of the worlds, mars attacks, etc.
All good martian's invading earth films, but the other way around, and not good...
Sorry people
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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All good martian's invading earth films, but the other way around, and not good...
Sorry people
hahah
there's nothing wrong with it, it was just a bit out of the blue
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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Well I don't like to boast
But I do have an eight man one:D
Four either side obviously.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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Four either side obviously.
so long as they're allllll molecular scientists
all who are in possession of electron microscopes, so they can put them on top of each other in a pile to zoom in really really really really really really really really far.
Because magnifying the screen would work
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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Because magnifying the screen would work
french mustard is always good on a ham sandwich
you have to take off the salad though.
and have a pack of ready salted crisps.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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and have a pack of ready salted crisps.
I had a chicken salad sandwich
earlier with mayonnaise.
to put it lightly, the cafeteria sandwiches are heavenly.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:12,
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to put it lightly, the cafeteria sandwiches are heavenly.
no man
need the salad
more salad in the world, maybe it would be a fluffier place
salad!!
salad!! nyaaa !!! hahahAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHK ah kah!!!kgaasdfkjdmln!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:07,
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more salad in the world, maybe it would be a fluffier place
salad!!
salad!! nyaaa !!! hahahAHAHAHAHAHAH A HAHK ah kah!!!kgaasdfkjdmln!
sorry
i just reposted because i decided i liked it and i was ognna make mroe random doodles and i tried to make it more presentable
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:01,
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in that case have a rp hahahahaha!
not only that but it's one i stole off of micto.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:05,
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I've not watched this yet.
Tell me, have I missed anyone flashing the breastlets? Or like the Mud Wrestling from a few years back.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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Love it =D
Remember seeing that for the challenge and it inspired me to do this.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:08,
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Bleh!
Big brother sucks this year.
Its rather enjoyable to watch little fleas walking into walls and going on general piss-ups.
But its lost its touch.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:04,
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Its rather enjoyable to watch little fleas walking into walls and going on general piss-ups.
But its lost its touch.
for those pesky larger than life posts
edit: ah, there it is. woo!~
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15,
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edit: ah, there it is. woo!~
Just acting up would be my guess
as I have super cheap shitty hosts.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:17,
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MANY A REDEX UPON THIS EVENING
please sort this out.
I'm sick of redexes.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:15,
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I'm sick of redexes.
you know people only use that when they are too lazy to click refresh..
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:45,
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What is this nonsense?
Edit: *scrolls* oh right yes. Carry on.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:20,
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In case your eyes aren't working properly
"Tesco Value mask" isn't a compliment.
And I quote; "no offence mate, but masks should cover the whole of your face"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:26,
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And I quote; "no offence mate, but masks should cover the whole of your face"
but then i'd be denying the world
a glimpse of my beautiful features
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:27,
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Either that or make the mask a photo of the half of your face that is covered up by the mask.
Yeah, you should either do a drawing of your face on the mask
Or something edgy and arty, like photoshop that part of your face black or something
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:49,
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No, I just couldn't be bothered to paste in all the sub clauses
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:33,
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It's just
the concept...
it's shitely done, but I'm sure you could do a much better job
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:57,
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it's shitely done, but I'm sure you could do a much better job
cheers
i wasnt sure about colours but hell, i dont have to limit myself to making one mask.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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fixed to make more SFW
in response to the comments, i can see why it would be considered borderline NSFW, but if you're working in the kind of place where this would get you in trouble then you probably shouldn't be scanning b3ta in your workplace. or to put it another way i don't feel this is any more 'borderline' than cartoon genitalia, 'mock maddie' or the general mock racism/bigotry etc that's the staple diet here, i doubt anyone would cry 'nswfw' if i'd just typed NIGGER in 3 inch high letters, but you sure as hell would get a raised eyebrow if seen at work? not trying to be a cock, it's just how i see it.
edit 3: :P
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:22,
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in response to the comments, i can see why it would be considered borderline NSFW, but if you're working in the kind of place where this would get you in trouble then you probably shouldn't be scanning b3ta in your workplace. or to put it another way i don't feel this is any more 'borderline' than cartoon genitalia, 'mock maddie' or the general mock racism/bigotry etc that's the staple diet here, i doubt anyone would cry 'nswfw' if i'd just typed NIGGER in 3 inch high letters, but you sure as hell would get a raised eyebrow if seen at work? not trying to be a cock, it's just how i see it.
edit 3: :P
Must. Not. Reload. Page.
Image almost NSFW and may dissapear.
*Not pressing F5 again all night.
/Edit. Nice pointless edit there. Wish all censorship was like that.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:24,
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*Not pressing F5 again all night.
/Edit. Nice pointless edit there. Wish all censorship was like that.
I'm at home now
but as the FAQ points out, others may not be. Lunch brakes, the odd few minutes here and there, etc
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:38,
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Yes
can somebody do one of them pole thingys you know where you can vote for which ...... :P
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:40,
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i have to admit i tend to agree with you in this instance
it's pretty tiny and a boss would have to be pretty damn close to see it, and god forbid they read anything else posted here
although having said that, this is hardly a masterpiece you've slaved hours over(no offence) so it wouldn't be any great hardship to replace it with something fluffy.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:41,
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although having said that, this is hardly a masterpiece you've slaved hours over(no offence) so it wouldn't be any great hardship to replace it with something fluffy.
haha perhaps you don't quite understand
if someone considers it NSFW
THEN LINK IT...
it's not your fucking job you're losing, cheers x
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:41,
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THEN LINK IT...
it's not your fucking job you're losing, cheers x
perhaps you don't understand
i don't think it's NSFW, i think it's borderline... and if you've a problem with borderline stuff (or are worried work will), then wtf are you doing on b3ta at work?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:43,
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it's not your choice what they do at work
however it is YOUR responsibility, to regulate what you post.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:46,
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I don't think you're in any position
to tell us all off.
This is one of the first rules of b3ta - nothing that looks like or could reasonably be interpreted as porn.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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This is one of the first rules of b3ta - nothing that looks like or could reasonably be interpreted as porn.
Look, it's not about what you think here
if people say they think it's NSFW, then link it. It's that easy really.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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Besides,
I've already saved it to my PC, so it can be taken down now.
/Goes back to watch it again.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:50,
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/Goes back to watch it again.
yes, that's how you see it
and I may agree
but the FAQ states differently though....so please link it anyway
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:43,
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but the FAQ states differently though....so please link it anyway
you don't get to decide what's NSFW.
you just have to link it as soon as someone says it is. abusive text, pictures of abducted girls and racism are not ever likely to be considered porn. Naked women are. Link it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:47,
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i get that...
...i don't get why 'busive text, pictures of abducted girls and racism' are fine at work, whereas a small .gif of a woman partial obscured by text is BAD!!!!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:50,
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I think it's because the pics can be viewed and interpreted from afar
and text cannot
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:52,
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:D
i challenge you to have troulbe interpretting 'nigger' in screen high letters from afar.
it's irrelevant anyway, imo it's sfw now... if anyone still has a problem with the current image... well then they're odd, but i'm sure their mother loves them.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:56,
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it's irrelevant anyway, imo it's sfw now... if anyone still has a problem with the current image... well then they're odd, but i'm sure their mother loves them.
Give the Nigger one a go.
See what happens. It's a science experiment.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:59,
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cheers!
and I do think a screen tall high NIGGER won't go down lightly either...probably gets you naughty banned
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:00,
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and I do think a screen tall high NIGGER won't go down lightly either...probably gets you naughty banned
Naked pictures tend to result in an edit to your post
straightforward racism tends to result in an outright banning.
Also, posting stuff to test what you can get away with before the mods intervene will probably end up in a banning too, purely for the sheer annoyance factor.
B3ta is not a forum for free speech - it's an internet message board. What you can and can't post is entirely up to the people who run the site - if you don't like it, you are welcome to start your own messageboard somewhere else.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:07,
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Also, posting stuff to test what you can get away with before the mods intervene will probably end up in a banning too, purely for the sheer annoyance factor.
B3ta is not a forum for free speech - it's an internet message board. What you can and can't post is entirely up to the people who run the site - if you don't like it, you are welcome to start your own messageboard somewhere else.
thanks for that little lecture
but seeing as i've edited my post, and discussed my views in a polite manner, maybe you could drop the attitude, or if you prefer just fuck off in general?
thanks :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:15,
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thanks :)
I could fuck off
but I'm not going to.
I was not intending to give the impression of any particular 'attitude' other than just mention the way things have tended to work on the board over the years.
I suppose that's the problem with communicating via an impersonal, written medium - people can tend to miss out on your tone and meaning, and take things entirely the wrong way.
For example, I have been reading your posts as, "WHINE WHINE WHINE... WHY IS EVERYBODY PICKING ON ME... IT'S NOT FAIR!!!", but I am sure that's not the case.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:22,
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I was not intending to give the impression of any particular 'attitude' other than just mention the way things have tended to work on the board over the years.
I suppose that's the problem with communicating via an impersonal, written medium - people can tend to miss out on your tone and meaning, and take things entirely the wrong way.
For example, I have been reading your posts as, "WHINE WHINE WHINE... WHY IS EVERYBODY PICKING ON ME... IT'S NOT FAIR!!!", but I am sure that's not the case.
because you can't be sacked for looking at the word "nigger" onscreen
legally. However, an employer can legally sack you for looking at porn.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:08,
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this^
well the bit about objections anyway, i had one instance where a post of mine was objected to/misconstrued and linked.
i see no point in pissing people off even if they're wrong.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:51,
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i see no point in pissing people off even if they're wrong.
I don't think that's especially NSFW
it's certainly less so than NIGGER in what you said
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:48,
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well tommorow it will be
me thinks
oh yes and happy b3taday and what not
have some alphabetti speghetti
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:09,
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oh yes and happy b3taday and what not
have some alphabetti speghetti
where's the candle?
Been here a whole year and not donated? Cheeky.
Happy B3ta day anyway!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:10,
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Happy B3ta day anyway!
Happy B3ta day
if you donate you'll get a jolly little candle, then everyone will know it's your b3taday without you having to tell them.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:11,
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I'm usually here
/edit: oooooh, I'll have mine in a day or 19
four candles, plus one year of nameless lurking :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:18,
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/edit: oooooh, I'll have mine in a day or 19
four candles, plus one year of nameless lurking :)
I'll try to do
I'll be hung over from the hen do I'm going on though. Yes I am male. Shush.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:04,
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hehehe!
those sticky tape strap affairs always look rubbish, why do those idiot designers keep doing it, a nice thin strap in fabric would look so much better.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:10,
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The designers hope we won't notice
and think they're magic wizards. They're not though - they're arse-faced spacklords.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:13,
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Looks like the sort of important notes
I take in meeting at my work, actually.
Although mine is usually full of Cocks.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:09,
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Although mine is usually full of Cocks.
Give me all your money!
Was going for scary, but got hypnotic. Been doing a bit of DIY, and that's the window, stripped and painted with one, and two coats of one-coat gloss.
It doesn't do what it says on the tin.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:57,
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It doesn't do what it says on the tin.
if you wanted scary, slow it down a bit
and make the faeces come closer
and yes, i DID mean to type that.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:58,
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and yes, i DID mean to type that.
The mighty ladder of doom?
I thought it added menace by not being there sometimes, then jumping out at you others.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:03,
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menace?
it's about as scary as a duck. on steroids. with an axe.
shit, that IS scary!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:13,
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shit, that IS scary!
it's primer, 2 coats of undercoat rubbed down, 1 coat of gloss, always.
and that looks like a plastic window anyway.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:58,
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Ok
Not the window, but the wooden surroundy-bit.
And it said one-coat on the tin. Do you expect me to read the instructions?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:01,
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And it said one-coat on the tin. Do you expect me to read the instructions?
Thats ace! Woo!
EDIT : Sorry to do this but my FTP is down and at the moment i am having to use the "Image Mode" when posting - I want to post an edited picture back into an existing thread (of mine) and i do not seem to beable to do it! Any ideas?
Thanks
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:59,
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Thanks
I don't think you can
I've rehosted on b3tards when that has occurred.
Unless I'm wrong you could post this on the feature requests thingy.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:00,
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Unless I'm wrong you could post this on the feature requests thingy.
Thanks for that......
:D sorted!
Ta - Its all because of cocking wankers Demon Internet - The status of FTP has been "b0rked" for about 2 weeks.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:07,
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Ta - Its all because of cocking wankers Demon Internet - The status of FTP has been "b0rked" for about 2 weeks.
i don't quite understand what your saying what's a ftp
but i just rehost, delete the old one and stick the new one in its place.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:06,
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Now thats an idea....
But its sorted, I used b3tards which i must say is easy than using my FTP. Thanks anyways....
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:18,
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If I don't get this out of my head...
Every time I have a shower I'll get depressed.
Probably bindun.
click for big
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:54,
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Probably bindun.
click for big
*Struggles to lift cos its so big*
Its very heavy!
*claims benefits*
*Clicks afterwards*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:09,
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*claims benefits*
*Clicks afterwards*
After last nights suggestions on the mask i've made
i hereby allow you lot to design a mask for me to wear.
Big blank version
Obviously i'm expecting a sea of purple cocks, but if anyone wants to do a serious design i'd like to see it!
(post your designs in this thread if you're quick or thread jack someone elses post later, dont clog up the board with new messages of my ugly mug in a mask!)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:53,
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Big blank version
Obviously i'm expecting a sea of purple cocks, but if anyone wants to do a serious design i'd like to see it!
(post your designs in this thread if you're quick or thread jack someone elses post later, dont clog up the board with new messages of my ugly mug in a mask!)
bah
How about a magenta cock?
& i'd have a go.. but i has work to do :(
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:54,
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& i'd have a go.. but i has work to do :(
why do you need a mask?
you'll keep knocking things over without an eyehole...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:54,
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please ensure you are not wearing the mask when drilling holes
:)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:17,
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This would be weird and cool
Do a poll thing so we can vote for it. :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:57,
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You won't be able to drink beer with that mask
Unless you drink it through a straw.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:55,
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this^
for the win
no offence mate, but masks should cover the whole of your face, the top of your face (nose upwards) or one side of your face, the swoop kinda makes me nauseaus
but since you're stuck on this shape:
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:03,
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no offence mate, but masks should cover the whole of your face, the top of your face (nose upwards) or one side of your face, the swoop kinda makes me nauseaus
but since you're stuck on this shape:
go for the classic "deformed foetus with its cock in your mouth"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:59,
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I just traced my own one
you can get them round the back of the hospital in the bins
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:03,
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ooh he'll be playing with my twins then
we should let them play date more often
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:06,
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you'd need to make it out of semi translucent material
I'd suggest building up layers of epoxy resin mixed with acrylic paint over a sheet of cling film stuck to the mask shape
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:06,
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*teas in piss*
ha ha, lets see how your drug's testing sample works for you now
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:55,
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Niiiiiice
Makes me want to start vectoring...
Woo to the Nth degree.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:56,
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Woo to the Nth degree.
Do it!!
I tried copying other peoples styles and got confused. Then just started playing the other week and now I can't stop.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:56,
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What step are you from being a proper viking anyway?
Do you require a long boat and some raping?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:57,
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Vaders new invention gave the imperial army an unfair advantage
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:50,
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dirty. (Wasn't quick though!)
Previously (1024x768 94k)
Thanks to Monty Propps for the hummus
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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Previously (1024x768 94k)
Thanks to Monty Propps for the hummus
as you can see
I gave him spaz hands.
It's the bleeding edge of my art technique :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:36,
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It's the bleeding edge of my art technique :)
How do people do those poll things?
You know, where you click the one you want to vote for.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:35,
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it's funny
how replies like this make me laugh more than any bit of photoshoppery genius that gets posted on the board.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:48,
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heheh thats thilly!
Monty Propps has been busy, he did me a nazi as well, it's in my profile!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:39,
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Arfage :)
have this WOO! and a dirty RP
as I am in a hummus drought
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:51,
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have this WOO! and a dirty RP
as I am in a hummus drought
hahahah
Thats ace :)
The St Thomas Equinus Appreciation Society
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:56,
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The St Thomas Equinus Appreciation Society
Thanks - means a lot, I have posted a few recently...in my profile...
only about 36 hours old in photoshop age if you get me!?!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:22,
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A simple background then added some colour, it was another image that went wrong...
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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I added me the creator to the previous version if anyone wants to see....
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That's not a boxing chocolate
it's just a man with a blockhead hairdo and a neck tattoo
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:13,
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling...
sure, you go cook tea and leave us to deal with the oncoming bandwagon
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:14,
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I seem to make a habit of that.
(Tuna tortillas with mushrooms, spinich and mange tout if you're wondering.)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:38,
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I've decided to migrate over here for a few minutes
/talk is unbearably shit at the moment.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:17,
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Talk?
talk is shit anytime. Talk, talk, talk... what are you all?
Girls?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:18,
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Girls?
it's all words and no pictures
plus there's all these cliques
'ning sir
'ning fellow members of Raccoon Appreciation Club & Sexy b3tans holding snacks in their mouths club
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:22,
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'ning sir
'ning fellow members of Raccoon Appreciation Club & Sexy b3tans holding snacks in their mouths club
you're going to need a nappy at the rate you're going through
underwear
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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I thought we had some kind of fence and security checkpoints to keep you folks out?
Just kidding, welcome. :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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Whilst Stumbling
Came across photoshop technique
Click here for a bigger version
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/elsdrawn.jpg
Edit: Warning CFB rapes bandwith
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03,
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Click here for a bigger version
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/elsdrawn.jpg
Edit: Warning CFB rapes bandwith
Haha
Also I should woo the original pic, I was being slightly flippant but it is a nice shop.
The cfb version is very detailed and must have taken quite a lot of careful work. Well done.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:08,
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The cfb version is very detailed and must have taken quite a lot of careful work. Well done.
somebody else
'stumbled' upon this last night. He used to post here and tell us of his famous dad and his book. A lot.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:31,
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Fuck me
the gods are angry with Bristol it seems.
That's lovely by the way :D
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:07,
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That's lovely by the way :D
Thunder in massive amounts combined with the sea reclaiming the land by air drop.
Sat in the car with the lady watching it was amazing.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:11,
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I meant your referral to more than one deity*
*may be bollocks
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:12,
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Sorry, I was just being annoying for no reason
*refluffs*
I'm down in your neck of the woods soon. :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:16,
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I'm down in your neck of the woods soon. :)
Hmmmm... might be difficult
If there was a Bath bash would you come?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:20,
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Most definitely.
I could persuade Error to come along too.
What were you planning?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:21,
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What were you planning?
Attila was muttering about organising one but hasn't done so yet
I'll be there early August sometime.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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I'd be there!
Don't let this stop you, however.
It's about time we had another Bath Bash. I could probably convince Ms Tweeny to come along too.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:24,
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It's about time we had another Bath Bash. I could probably convince Ms Tweeny to come along too.
LIKE YOU WERE THERE WHEN I WAS ALONE WITH BEN FOGLE?
/unforgiven
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:26,
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unfortunately I'm not sure about timescales
but lots of situps and biking for me. those ab machine things reckon on really short timescales, like a month or something but i'm lazy :)
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:16,
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You appear to have replied to the wrong post
unless gods=muscles.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:17,
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i decided to move the reply up the board a bit incase Pachey
missed my reply further down
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:19,
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They were angry with Swansea first
I've just come back from there, and the bloody rain followed me all the way :(
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:18,
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Ah, came in from the North it did too.
Never seen so much water come down before.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:19,
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although you could just be aroused
thanks to this\/ earlier thread
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:09,
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ha ha
welcome to b3ta, you can logout any time you like, but you can NEVER leave
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:05,
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it's possibly the greatest site on the net
also what is this LoG?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:11,
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League Of Gentlemen
"Welcome to Royston Vasey"
"You'll never leave"
*We didn't burn him!*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:20,
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"You'll never leave"
*We didn't burn him!*
HA! I LOVE THAT ONE!
'He's looking for a boy!'
'POOFTER EH? Little bummer boy? Come across your types before in the forces, you won't catch ME with my trousers down!'
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:23,
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'POOFTER EH? Little bummer boy? Come across your types before in the forces, you won't catch ME with my trousers down!'
well, yeah
but I like the subtlety
used to be a lot more of that around here
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:12,
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used to be a lot more of that around here
i posted this somewhere else a while back
but no-one got it until i explained
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:01,
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There is only one explanation
they are all cunts and we are all smart
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 20:53,
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Probably a bit too subtle for its own good but
... wtf. At least it's off me chest.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 18:56,
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... wtf. At least it's off me chest.
Its what he used when he stuck together all his leftover bits from the rest of the world
and created the duck-billed platypus.
And Jade Goody.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:08,
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And Jade Goody.
It will certainly make BBC news mashes
a hell of a lot easier for people. Normally I copy the source, edit it and re host it somewhere to take a screen shot.
Now I can do it on the fly and keep all the BBC's CSS and layout intact.
Of course, don't expect a sudden rush of these type of posts, I wouldn't do that... would I?
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:03,
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Now I can do it on the fly and keep all the BBC's CSS and layout intact.
Of course, don't expect a sudden rush of these type of posts, I wouldn't do that... would I?
It depends on how many B3tans use Opera
I know I do. Its tiptop.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:09,
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Yes indeed
But the first thing he said on espying Eve was allegedly "Cor! Wood!"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 19:01,
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oh, 'ark at 'im...
... isn't glue made from 'orses? Well, they only needed two...
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