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# I know I would...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)
# that's erm...
is she friendly?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# No.
She's a miserable bitch.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm sure she has some sort of redeeming quality.
who was the source?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Geri Halliwell.
Ha, still think she has a redeeming quality?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)
# aghh
that's who I thought it was too! It's that nose.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Excellently done
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hah
Fantastic
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# is that
ginger spicey thingy???
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:00, archived)
# guess what I had
at the Indian last night



(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# the punnage
it makes me cry
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
It burns, but it's a pleasant sensation
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:09, archived)
# bum with a pleasant sensation
is there any other way?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:10, archived)
# arrrrr!
jesus!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)
# :D
I thought that was a pumpkin at first
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Mixed kebab starter...
...chicken madras, keema naan, bombay potato, basmati rice and absolutely no onion bhajis.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:46, archived)
# How did you know
was that you sat at the next table kept eyeing up Lady Bofingham?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# rosie and jim
new character to display pc'ness.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)
# chips?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hell hath no fury like a b3tard spanged
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:58, archived)
# technically . . . . a distinct possibility,

reworked, resized, re....
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Pffft Woo
Excellent!


(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I hate when that happens
the headache stays for days

Have a WOO and a click
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# RETRO AWESOME
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
it's the future of television, today!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ouch.
he nees a couple of paracetamol and a lie down, he does.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# youch!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# O_O
ouch!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# whatcha gonna do, knock my block off?
woo!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Tops!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Cripes!
I bet that smarts.


Most excellent
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)
# [Yes!]
*click*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:54, archived)
# :D
That's brilliant
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:55, archived)
# cool
real mortal kombat
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# The spinning is particularly woosome....
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# knockout!
nice work mr Frappa
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Nursey
That's what I said when they done your sister, "There there," I says, "You'll soon grow a new one."

woo to the pic.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Conker cock
This is an Photo manip I did for the Photoshop Face-off but I was too late to enter it


It is the first time I've used the liquifying tool as you can probably tell
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Well, my sundial is at high noon
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# haha
ooo yes so is mine
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'm sitting on my sundial
*wiggles*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Suits you sir
Can I tempt you to move and try my conker cock?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I say madam!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Go on
It's got spikes for extra sensitivity
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# daddy!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# uh-oh
i'm back, fuckers.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Nice! this is mine


Click for bigger (95KB)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent
Did you miss it too?
I didnt see it on there that's all
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# it's there somewhere
it got more votes than I was expecting actually!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# When I did mine
It said it was an open challenge but I could not enter mine once I had finished.

Very annoying!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# yeah
It's a bit confusing to know when they close at first. each one closes after 3 days, at 1pm UK time I think.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yes
very confusing. This pearl of wisdom will save me lots of time!
Cheers
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# these creatures scare me

big tongues, beeeeedy little eyes, and arms!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# And no legs ..... does he just hover?
Hahaha
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# i think...
he bounces around on his tung, and when he talks it sounds very silly.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I dont think he'd scare me
How tall is he?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)
# C O N K E R S!

woo!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Thx
Love Lust Conkers all
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]


Gordon Brown,
Texture like Pritt-stick
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# BOATCI !!!!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Brown on a traffic ........ ........
?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)
# camera image
innit
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Just bored on a wet, cold Saturday afternoon waiting to go to the pub.


edit1: Hang on...that's not working...trying again...

edit2: Meh, can't get the msn groups pic link whatsnim to work. Nevermind. Was just a shit little thing anyway. Nothing to see here.

edit3: a-HA! Found the b3ta host.

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# :D hahahaha, top stuff
related(ish):
Suicide bombers destroy internet Filth (possibly NSFW cos it "looks like porn")
Edit: You're redexing again, why not use b3ta hosting, MSN ones usually fail on here ;)
Edit again : *click*
Edit again again: Fix it! It's tres bien!
Edit again again again : Huzzah! :)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Haven't posted for ages
Where do I find this b3ta hosting stuff?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
Here :)
(or click "Switch to Image Mode" when you post a new thread)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)
# meh, MSN not working here for me

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
#
I should send the double Dragon brothers in to MSN to fix it like they did with Imageshack
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Haha that's ace :)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Fieght!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hah
I don't remember Double Dragon being so gory!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# "Raaaooh!" (again)


Click for bigger (208KB)

(was a bit big first time round, so deleted original post an resized)
Right, Lunch!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I wondered where you had gone
Are you going to complete it? It looks rather good

[edit] You should have just edited it, no need to delete
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# :) nice
Eeek, I wouldn't advise saying that you deleted a thread, I can hear the jackboots marching now :D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# exactly


Next time, simply edit your post. That way, you don't throw away the comments of others.
Thread deleters will be bludgeoned with big rubber magenta cocks.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# yeah, sorry bout that...
wasn't sure how long it would take to figure out how to fix it, so to avoid potenial flammage, deleted it! Damned if you do, damned if you don't, so to speak.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)
# the only way to win is not to play

;)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)
# V. Shoddy & Semi Re-punned
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# toap!
spurting
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
Toe on a pipe?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# That exact circumstance
or one vaguely resemblant of it

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Me am n00b
with limited vocab. of homophones and b3ta memes, so enlighten me please oh ninjery one
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# If you have to ask....
You'll never know.

Text on a picture...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ahh
fair enough.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# French frog
click

mod edit: just stuff you made yourself thanks
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# what the fuck!!!
:D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Fuck off tiberius
you've been told before not to post things you find.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# he's stoled this?
:(
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# It's a photograph
He hardly took it himself. It's been on the internet since god-knows when
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# that's very naughty
I should frequent the internet more often
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# it's a wonderful place
but stay out of the dark alleyways
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# but that's where those nice wummin with the tattoos reside
:D
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)
# yep
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# then he's a being a big poo
and nobody should be being a big poo

:(
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# That makes it worse
I thought it was crap anyway
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I've seen it before, certainly.
He may *may* have added a slightly blurred tongue. I'm just surprised it's under 50k. He normally posts things in excess of that.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I, for one, have seen it before
for my sins.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# STUPID CUNTS
I made the tongue longer so they can kiss..What's wrong with that?Bastards..
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Yes, that's it. Stroke it gently now.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon T PM

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I don't get it
or am i missing something totaly obvious?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Gorden T Gopher
although it actually just looks like some horrific disease.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
#
:D
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin One
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# And Bully's Special priiiiiiiiiiiize!!
Lepracy
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I think it's Gordon The Gopher
But I can't help seeing it as his face ravaged by decomposition.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Could have been....
Krusty the clown..







*Groan*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# That is really, really horrible.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# his eyes look like diseased sphincters.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Don't say I didn't warn you
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Sock car racing?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# aye
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ahahaa
I am slow today
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# me too
I didnt see the sock atall pfft
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# and...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# :D
Ha, I love Futurama when Bender plays that
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Ha ha
That must be the most well used sock picture ever...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Please stop!

or even...put a sock in it!!!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nawtee...


soz for biggitiness
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# That's absolutely stupid
and I love it
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# This must be FP'd!
It's fucking brilliant!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# that's grand

although the pictures moving while the wallpaper remained still hade me baffled for a moment
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I thought about
how to overcome that problem, but it hurt my hungover brain, so I ignored it :¬)
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Today, I shall be mostly
making sock puns...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# pff
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Sorry
But that's bad!
have a little pfft
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Another hero!
olifant-x kopie
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
I shall be looking forward to more of his adventures
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Adventures?
It's more like a tour of duty..Who the hell is going to save the world if there wasn't any secret agent?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# me


errr...
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Ow you!
Yeah...What have you done lately to save anything ?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I was er...saving other parts of this great earth
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Hehe
Dumb 'phants!


woo!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustapha Bindun
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Dont. liiiike it......
Excellent.... Clickage
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# nicely done!
not worth its own thread:
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# thats fucking ace !
that is..
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :)
Now that is class.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# AWESOMNESS
and other suitable adjectives.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I
would so love to know how that is done.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# potatoshop
I made this to explain it:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/50827/1182535828/tutorial.gif

and you want a bit of gaussian blur on the picture to smooth the lines out
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I'm confused by the black layer/clipping mask.
It's bugging the life out of me.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
Layers, time, skill and a lot of patience.

I can do the first two.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# It doesn't take me long to make them anymore
It's just lots of fiddling about with curves to make it look right.

This one took about 30 minutes longer than it should have becuase the enormity of the source pic almost killed my pc
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Noice
*Clicks Thin air (nearly clicks hide)*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hah
I'm always clicking 'I like this' when I try to click Hide
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Pfft
I'm very tolerant I have'nt used my hide button yet or block for that.
/glutton for punishment
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Oooh...woo!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Cor!
Thats cool. Woo!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)
# That's ace.
Unfortunately she's an annoying twunt.

But Woo nonetheless!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yes
On Dead Ringers about three years ago.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 'noon peeps
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# lolly lolly
lol
lol
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Nice ,one prodge.....
Oh!

Nice one Dame!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# thanks
miss
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Fantastisch
Fantastico
/foreign
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# i thought it was going to be about the smoking ban for a moment
*div*
woooo!



SPONSOR ME PLEASE!!
www.justgiving.com/katepearson
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaa!
oh my that's great!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# !
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I'm still gutted about Fopp *sobs*
that's still woo (:




SPONSOR ME PLEASE!!
www.justgiving.com/katepearson
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# wot happened
to fopp!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# it's closing down because the big bosses dont think it's making enough profits



SPONSOR ME PLEASE!!
www.justgiving.com/katepearson
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# noooo
walked past it today and saw it was closed. shiT!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Noooooooo!
I saw that too yesterday. I just thought they were closed for lunch*

*Or something equally stupid*
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Its a bit more fundamental than profit
They haven't been able to pay their staff.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ^ This
For all intents and purposes, the several hundred ex-employees of Fopp have no means of paying rent,
bills or buying food and have wasted a month of their life working for free.

Fucking disgusting.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Maybe some independent shops will be able to open in Bristol again...

probably not though :'(
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Not working for me
No image, not even a redex? :S
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It's not there for me now
but it was a second ago o_O
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# argh
where are the posts going? Has b3ta exploded?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Momma we're all crazy now
More like 'Gayed'?

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *rofl*




Minor TJ... SPONSOR ME PLEASE!!
www.justgiving.com/katepearson
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# reaches into wallet*
Hmm will have to see once i start earning monies
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha ace!
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# glad you like it
Btw im trying to get myself a new laptop which will survive the ravages of africa for a year
Yet still be powerful enough to run all my lovely photoshop programs and play some games when im bored.

Anyone got any suggestions?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# blackboard and chalk
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *stares blankly for a few minutes*
*snaps out of it*
I'm sorry, what?
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# TuTT's Bust!!

(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# nothing is set in stone yet
I think she should be able to carve some money up
(, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

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