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# religion
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Is this
make images that go way over my head day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# no, as you will see clearly demonstrated by this diaphragm.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I have no idea what this means
but I lolled anyway =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# haha.
my work here is done.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Oh it's you
That makes sense

:) How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# i'm getting ready to play the guitar on television in about an hour and a half.
so rather spiffingly if i do say so myself.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Guitar on television?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# yes, i believe it's called a "concert."
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Where?
Why?
What for?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# for the musical enjoyment of people.
human people.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# when, what channel, etc?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# it's a channel you don't get.
local channel. specifically, "the Dartmouth channel," Dartmouth being my home town.
it starts at noon, and will probably be on said channel every once in a while for the rest of the summer, as was last year's show when i had dreadlocks.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Bah
Primus and MSI being listed in your 'bands you like bit' had earnt you enough points for me to turn the TV and watch. But no, you've gone all local. Fine. :p

And awww, another person who had dreads but removed them
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha yeah.
if possible i'll try and get the video somehow uploaded to youtube.
maybe.
p.s. i miss my dreadlocks. i named all of them.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# you named them?
you went a little further than me.

But only because my ex never finished them properly.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# my ex had to remove them with a comb the same day she got them.
and my best friend cut his off and stapled them to the inside of a hat. he then switched personas with his other friend for halloween.

then last year these two people got together working on my hair, during which we consumed a rather large amount of pot and shisha and poor quality tacos.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ^perfect dreading conditions, that
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# you're telling me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Quit stalling!
What concert?
What channel will it be on and when?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# it's a native music festival.
held in part by a distant uncle of mine, a native american. other people are playing native songs as well, using instruments such as the acoustic guitar, flutes, drums, didgeridoos, singing, etc.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# good luck
human people are the best
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# i don't need luck.
i was born to entertain throngs of human people.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# tell me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# no.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That's what I meant by 'Oh?'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# 'ning warlord
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thats
the lord of diaphragms
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# it is indeed.
behold its mighty contraceptivity!
watch in amazement as it regulates passage of air to and from the lungs!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# This reminds me of a joke
One sperm asked another sperm "are we nearly there?"

The other sperm replied "We've got a way to go yet, we're only just past the tonsils"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# lol
poor sperms, they don't know whats waiting for them
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# DIGESTION!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I actually spent several minutes trying to make sense of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Why do you think I took so long to reply to it?







Because I was finishing Pizza, fighting off my two dogs and getting a drink, but still, I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# beautiful.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# This makes as much sense as religion, this is true
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Bigot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# And proud!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I've just been reading the National Secular Society site
I cannot abide religious intolerance. I don't want there to be prayers at a fucking council meeting, but if there are then it is not the place to be an arsehole either.

Fucking militant atheists are beginning to get right on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Don't complain to us
Tell God to smite them, or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# lol
i almost fell off my chair now...
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# One day everybody will wake up
and think "Fuck! None of this stuff matters at all!".

It will be a beautiful day. Until then, however, people will continue to get on each others tits and inflict their views on anybody who is close enough to listen. Such is the desperate human nature.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# hmm
are you having an insightful day?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I always am, I just don't usually voice it.
Today however I am full of ART HISTORY and SOCIAL CLIMATES so feel the need to go all wordy and vaguely pretentious.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I have noted
your general insightfulness previously. But that was a peach =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :)
Thankyou. I like to think, it stops the boredom :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# it's a pleasant interruption
to the myriad bullshit that passes for hummus on this site sometimes.

Especially Saturdays
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm not usually here on saturdays. I now remember why
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha.
ART!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I would like to sign up for this new religion and burn embassies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# best use of flare Ive seen in ages
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I... er.....
wh......?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# +n +h
w +ole
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# that's what happens when you worship a lens flare :)

worhsip the source instead, worship lamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I love lamp
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# let's lamp!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# is there a study group near me?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# we
better bring candles in case a blackout happens
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# lol
lamp! lamp lamp!
(iamah, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# all the way to the bank!
ah, there's stupider religions

at least lamps give out enlightenment innit

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# this!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# [suitably geeky joke]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thats religion in a nutshell
I have never seen it summed up so clearly
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Benny, a common trash park trailer....

would often dream of being a depression era wrestler!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Suddenly!
Carriages!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Or is it a caravan?
I guess the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# caboose?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Ah, you see, this time there is nothing to get.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I don't get ANY of Zank's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# This is mad.
You're mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Just a quick one..
..mate's wedding in an hour.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# three to hull please
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# heheheh
*watches cows head explode*

*sharpens steak knife*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I don't understand ;-(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Me neither
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hmmmmmm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/6920151.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Oh yeah I herd about that
/accidental
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# pfffft!
there must be many udder puns about!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# There must beef
But I don't know where!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# puns aren't amoooosing anyway
you're just milking it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Hoof do you think you are, Mr Ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# give me heifer chance to think of some good ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Stop yakking on
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *stops*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# looks pretty rare to me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# reminds me of this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zryjfs5iiTU
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# That is the single most baffling thing I have seen all week
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Max Smart is a legend.
I have books.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA cutbacks
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hhahahahah
thats very clean

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# they 'kin *should* do that with the Eiffel Tower
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks fun
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely done!
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# nicely shopped my man!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# ab
fab.

woo to you.
(whosebooze, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
that's a great idea
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Thats a slight copy of
one I saw at worth1000 but still woo.
(Fluffster, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# woo
you made it to the FP...
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# reminds me
of this thing I made
: )
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Lucklily...
...there's plenty of wall to go round!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Wouldn't it be
"Rog Frume"?

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Fancy running into you here

(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Dace Spuck!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hehehe
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# :D
This is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# thats great
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Awesome
quack
(pirateneddy, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I am not surprised.
Ducks are far more advanced than humans.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Cor!
I like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# GOOSE
QUEST!!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# StarGoose?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# YAY!
sorry i forgot to reply to this before
*SETS AS BACKGROUND*
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Batman Vs Penguin
(pirateneddy, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Pace Spenguin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# This is also lovely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# :D
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# is that tux being harassed by batman?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Honk!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# My First Wallpapery

someone tell me how to link to the bigger one, im using cr3ation
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# woo
no cfb?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Argh!
Is there a cfb I'm missing?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hmm..
i thought that mac ladies had an iphone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Erm....
I'm confused. Eh?

(I still want one though. If I can ever afford one, which is unlikely)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# that pic would fit perfectly
on that hype phone
(i guess)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, I guess it would
However it wouldn't perfectly match the black and silver exterior of the phone. And its nowhere near minimalist or pretentious enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hehehe
yeah, the fanboys are like them little girls who prefer pink over *
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Hee!
I cannot lie, I would have one if I thought I could come anywhere close to affording one. But the idea of never being able to get your phone out in public for fear of being mugged doesn't sound ilke a rosy prospect!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# you can have my custom model for free
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# woooooooo chop
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# heh....
nothing like a cdc
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I am numberwang fan of CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Deathwang!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# wangdong!!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yes it is
Because it's crude.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Use teh upload coedz, young padawan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# is it just me
or is the standard a bit cack today?

Not that I can talk, mind, my output is minimal at the best of times. But I just contemplated navigating *away* and that's NEVER happened before!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# It's not you.
For one this thing is traced:

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea

and the next it's been posted at least twice already.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I say, I say, I say,
my dustbin's full of Lilly's.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Lily's what?
lillies! =o]

/pedant

Edit: is havingapoo yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Yes, having a poo is mine and no,
Lilly's.

It's from a song about dustmen and refers to the underwear of Lilly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# aha
The Log Blog rocks. Kudos to ya's.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# its not traced its inspired
so shuddup
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Make me!
PPPPPPPpppppppphhhhhhhhhfffftt!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# upload the big one and copy where it is then do this:
<a href="##URL of big version##" title="Manley is a God"><img src="http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/badidea3.jpg" alt="Manley is a God" title="Manley is a God"><acronym title="Click for big">cfb</acronym></a>

Substituting the bits between hashes with the correct URLs, of course (including the http:// bit).
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Of course,
<a href="##URL of big version##"><img src="http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/badidea3.jpg">
cfb</a>

would work just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# That's woo :D
Whenever I'm stuck with HTML, I usually click 'View / Page Source' to see what other people have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
I don't mean to be patronising, just trying to help :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I know,
I was just amused that you typed code in without realising that, of course, it was code.

I am easily amused, but now I have 3 ton of hardcore to shift, so I'd better get onto it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# woo!
post a few dvd's my way huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# what he said^
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Had to get this out




but only because they've never stolen anything of mine :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I like the theme.
I just wish there was less politics.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I like this
I just wish there was a way of making this known
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Ahh Magpies


Jazzmagpies.
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# pfft revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] liberty rig
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Your username makes me sing
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I hope
your in tune
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# As in tune as Clint and Graham ever were
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Then
I am overwhelmed by your singing prowess
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I'll never be hairy enough though
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# you need
to drink more real ale or become a serial killer facial hair seems to favor both types
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I'm too fluffy for those things. Oh dear.
I've let you all down :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# you're
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I very much approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# yay - at last!
Bring on Waterworld!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# here's a little hopper clip instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIzHOfC0cMU
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# crikey
thats a bit mixed-up.

Still WOO though.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# This is odd but very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Finger Licking Good
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I think his G-String is a little out!

------
and this is for the previous thread deleter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Makes me smile every time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# hehe
He aims to please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
made me laugh tea onto myself
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *throws a pea roast at you
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# they should form a band...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I think a good image challange would be
"New jobs for the ex-PM" or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# How do you make them old school stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# He's Back!!!
Free Image Hosting

For the love of God, somebody stop the killing!

25 and counting...
(Cerne Big in Dorset, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Which one has been shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# CAT IS A KILLER
CAT IS A KILLER

QUICK BUY A DOG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Sadly you are too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Oooooh
Catfight! Catfight!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# TIAWSBAP
Edit: Someone just thread deleted when I was typing a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# indeed they did, I was typing one too
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# sorry
I hit the button by mistake, got a bit click happy
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *boing* *boing* *boing*
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Woo!
cutesy!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
yay for the bouncy kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hehe, great.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Yaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yay
but he looks a little sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# he's concentrating ; )
altho, I do wish I'd chosen a happier looking fella
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I think he's using it to get a nawty glimpse of something over a fence
that he finds disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# he wants to get off
but as it is the world's first perpetually bouncing pogo-stick, he can't. In a few hours it will all become too much and he'll end his life.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Yay for bouncing moggies!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# :D
This cheers me.

And is a welcome break from the endless art history I am currently ploughing through. THE FESTIVAL OF BRITAIN WAS SHIT.

*weeps* more kittens please
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 's good
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# pearoast
summat we can all relate to with mr toast "owning" us...

bumhug

"Source" material -

www.b3ta.com/board/6785801

www.b3ta.com/board/6983419

happy bukake
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I like it
and give it clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# if it were just happy toast we'd all get very bored very quickly
inspiration comes from everywhere, we all add to the community.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
gets a click.


And a biscuit.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Love it
*votes fp*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# HaHaHa....true
you need to drink less wine!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ahaha
This is better than anything happytoast has ever done ever.

*lies* *clicks anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# he's annoyingly good and very talented...but he 'owns' fuck all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yay
im in your animation
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Sorry
I just feel like sketching jokes out today

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I like this for too reasons
1. It's funny
2. He's doing nothing to save his friend
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I toyed with him saying 'HELP!' instead
but decided it was better if he seemed nonchalant about drowning in a bog
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Good choice
Being oblivious to impending doom only adds to the humour :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
manners fucked him!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# My mum told me
"Manner's don't cost anything"

SHE WAS WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# mumble mumble mumble mumble
/instantly faked a freddy got fingered quote and mumbled to cover it up blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hehe
the old ones are the bestest :)
and TJ: never tried one of these before

so be as nasty as you like
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I hate you and your family
...sorry :p


Woo. I likes this.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# No need to apologise
I hate them too & as for myself...

:|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# fair enough
*looks for more old jokes*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i dont know what it means......................................................
but im a sucker for 'out of frame' HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Orca fanny!




carry on
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hah
I love the "HELLO!" for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# each to his own :D
EDIT: I prefer OK! Magazine but it's up to you :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Haha
What shit magazine names people think up
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# No better than the content inside, though
EDIT: Like ZOO... what's that mean? 'Our readers are like animals.'


Magpies, stealing shiny objects for themselves...


EDIT: Giving me an idea for a little cartoon...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Loffle peat bog
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Better late than never


meh and probably bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# bindun
but woo

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7445937
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Two day's late
Grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# maybe bindun
but superior nontheless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you all
Although you may notice the laser beam is a little wobbly, as I don't use Image Ready alot and erm... couldn't find the pen tool to draw a straight line :s
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Best thing to do
is create the layers in Photoshop first and then export them to IR.
Makes it a lot easier to manipulate the image, as IR doesn't have anywhere near as many tools as PS.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I thought so
but by the time I had guessed that it would have meant doing some more work and I just couldn't be arsed :-)

But cheers for the advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Is very good :)
Have this woo
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW....
coool!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# you jerk!
why didn't you tell anyone about this 6 years ago?!?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Because I only just thought about it!
Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
this is very like SFN's to china series.
This link should explain my comment.
www.stickfigureninja.com/display.php?&col=27&version=3&page=1&picID=470
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# To CHINA!

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *goes*

now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# nothing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# oh...okay.

*nothings*
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I like that you like that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# :)
This makes me smile :)
Like that (this: :) )
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
.
.o)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# he's gonna need a bigger duck!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# +S
u i
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# +S?
and you think im not silly enough playing with one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# he +S
It looks more like a girl to me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it could be......a girl
it could be 'bowl cut comp runner-ups on a mallard in a nite-shirt night!'
....it could be a girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# thass vere noice

minor TJ:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3553286
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Red Snapper
they're ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# HOLD IT LIKE A DUCK!
Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i love the look
in the ducks eyes :)

to the stars! (via china!)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# This has much goodness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# thats fantasticly
brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# While I'm in a punning mood
Have a gimpanzee


/coat
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# 'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# That gave me a new kind of fear
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I want some appreciation for my latest pun
I almost went blind making it for you fuckers
I DESERVE APPRECIATION*

*My justification for a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# You deserver to be put in a mental home
Good pun though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Thanks, It came to me while looking through my fridge.
There was some 'Goats Milk' in the door, for the dogs.

I made me laugh. Then I was faced with the challenge of explaining to everyone in the kitchen why Goats Milk was so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Needs more
gaping red raw sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Two words:
Hell. No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# square crap
from a round crap hole - SCIENCE PREVAILS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *sigh*
The square feta did not come from the hole. I made the hole myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# i figured that
im just making light while avoiding the fact that . . . . . .

YOU CUT OUT THE GOATSE HANDS !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Cheese arse leaves feta?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Goatse Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ohh
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably better in my head

Really should've posted this at a better time...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 28 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

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