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# Sorry for the smugens, It was quick
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# He's not innocent
if he's stamping a fellow root vegetable to death. On Fire


Woo, though.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# look at the size of....etc
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ace!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Excellent
Just noticed a sentence in a little 'how to draw' book I just found that says:

'you can colour him in with coloured pencils'.

Well, duh.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I've seen worse.
I bought a pack of mince which said "Ideal for recipes" on it.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Yeah
a lot of supermarkets appear to do that, presumably to discourage people from eating it raw by the handful?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# tut tut
'you can colour him in with coloured African-American pencils.'
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# grrrrr
why isnt strike working? 'coloured' is meant to be crossed out...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# maybe you
pressed too hard?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Don't use <strike> use <s>
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# !
where do they go?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i do like
the little twirl with the knife he does between each victim
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I've never trusted carrots.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ...and I never will...
I've never forgiven them for the death of my boy...

/shat
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahha
*bastard
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Go on carrot
Poke his eyes out
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# But they help you see in the dark!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Teehee!
Top playwordpicture :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Nice haircut
I'd have suspected him though. He has evil eyes.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# huzzah.ha.harrrr
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Bloody hell
*fears*

especially the Mad-Eye mad eye
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# recognize the arms?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Cherie Blair's?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Yes
I learnt about them years ago.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# No
too dark, no CFB

But isn't that Heather Mills' leg?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I wanted to pop it in a night club but got bored..
not millsey's leg no
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
New sex doll?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Yargh!
your potatatato has eyes! loffle
Woo!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# the Potter is stoned and paranoid...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Mainly on a Tuesday,
womanly on a Friday.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Harry Potter and the invisble salt shaker
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# ha ha...
....you salty dog!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# yargh!
wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing? why would you want to salt a dog? surely cheese and onion dog is better?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Meh...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# RUSS ABBOT IS NOT AN IDIOT!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# oooooooo
is he your boyfriend ?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I'd hardly call him my boyfriend
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Significant other, then?
'ning people.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# fuck-buddy at best
'ning
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# the best kind of buddy
Unless it's Jade Goody. Whom you should profess not to know.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# this message makes me feel a bit groooo
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# HE FUCKING IS
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# point taken
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# no he isnt
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# this am art
art art art
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Woosomely Woo!
etc...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# He must be dead by now?
I'd like to think so.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# perhaps
if so, it troubles me that there is a post of him seamlessly stuck on a Dostoevsky book. Why?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Wonder if they'll play 'Atmosphere' at his wake
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'd like to think they'd play the Hamlet ad
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Classic shit down with it monkey face hair.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# FORBIDDEN
hmm
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i love a little party with some atmosphere...
*plays inbetween Tiesto & Paul Van Dyke during tonights set.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# no he isnt
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# uncanny
It looks exactly like him.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# giggetty.


Click for smexy

drawn by my hetero-life-mate, (who also happens to be the most talented artist i know.)
just for me to color! ^_^ check out her page! she roxors my boxors.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# bra!
bra! bra! bra! bra! bra! bra! bra! bra! *hits self*

ahem, woo!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Thats a bit fucking awesome
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# she is my hero.
i totally want to have her art babies...
but that would be awkward...as i've
known her for 15 years...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# good time to start making babies if you ask me
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# too bad we're both girls...
*contemplates the physics of that*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# ...
wouldn't that be biology?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Shhhhhsht
with love its all about magics
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# *donates*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Woo
But she appears to have extremely long armpit hair!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# unlike yourself :D
'ning
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# To I have normal armpit hair!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# that's great
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *also wants to roxor your boxors*
;)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# bit shite.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ah yes
nice.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hello lovely.
mike was on about going to the bash in your neck of the woods next week. he's rather taken with you.
he's missing our 1 year together thing to go and hang out with you lot.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Are those your hands?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Saw this in WH Smiths today


Click for bigger (20KB)

Original pic

If I'm honest the original tag line is bad enough
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Mole station?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah
Its on the Underground.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# That explains it.
I used to call teh Underground 'Womble Trains'.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Is that from last nights mock the week?
They had a joke about all the supermarket bestsellers being books like this. I love mock the week. Yeah.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Erm, i'd assume that is actually what the books about
so i fail to see the humour
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Yep, I think it is.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Happy days.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# MASHEEN!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# SHEEN
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# thas a bit cool
Will i dream?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# no
the drugs I put in your tea will ease you into a coma then you'll be a vegtable.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...vegetables
druuuuugggs
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# pfft.
now that's top
grand work, sir
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# excellent
I like this one :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# exelent stuff!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Now if this happened to me I'd be extremely worried
A cat looking at me like that with the words 'Cat Mate' written above it!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# heheh
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# For WillWillWriteHisWill #2
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# hypnotic
nice
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# woo!
:)

*clicks*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Wheehehehehhhee
that's acetacular!

and hypnotic.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# i await your comeback.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Gosh...
i don't know what to come back with...

i'll get on it soon!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I don't await your bumcack.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Hey . . .
the stuff is still stuffed in there no matter how much you stuff the stuff.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# hurrah
WANT!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats ace!!! :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# cool
woo
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# This is a joy to behold.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
*click*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# this deserves a click





*click*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Relaxing
and evil. Perfect.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# the squeezing is perfectly animated
and i keep watching it
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Great
I can watch this for ages, it's quite relaxing.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
ding ding ding round 2
WOO! YAY!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
*Clickety*
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# To Belair!


This is an artist rendition of an actual event.
Zsa Zsa Hubby Found Naked in Rolls — Claims Hot Girls Carjacked Him
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Suicide doors?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sod all these full sized jobbies,
the modern housewife needs on of these:

(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Haha
Sphinx Sinks.

EDIT: Is Will round?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Haven't seen him...
;p
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Nope, he's Sqaure
daddio
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# YOU'VE COMPLETELY THROWN MY SENSE OF PERCEPTION, MAN!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# *reads filename*
teehee!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# If i had a kitchen i'd want one
:)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Who wouldn't!?!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Gargh Pun-tastic
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Those
are all the modern housewife needs to get the jobbies done.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# and something to wipe with afterwards
oh and reading material
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# where have you been hiding? :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Working and Seeing my good lady
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Aah.
Realised you hadnt been around much when i saw your post.

Carry on.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# not tonight dear
...it's my pyramid

(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Pharohnough
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# spinal tap?
EDIT: excuse me, whatever it is, it's good and i forgot to woo it.


woo.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *turns off*
*drip*...*drip*...*drip*...
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# :O
Thats rate good that is mayte, blaytes.
/crazy speak
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Aah yes . . .
there is nothing quite like a fresh cordial transfusion . . .
to keep the pepper boiling . . .
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Brb
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Ooh!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# This is the real
sneaky part:
I haven't gone anywhere.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# fucking pearoasting threadwaster
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Har har
he is playing "Moby's knob touch" which was the only good thing Moby invented.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Andrew Lloyd Webber on the right?
the rubber-faced old cunt
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking pearoasting threadwaster?
Thats a tad harsh.
The last time it was posted the board was so slow there was one image an hour, and it didnt get any replies.
I thought it deserved another chance.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# A cripple being pissed on by a gloating hedgehog
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# And rightly so.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Ahah!
*feels bad*

Is he saying "I have legs which work."?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
man I've missed you :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# haven't we all?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# IT seems i have more what appearst o be free time coming up
so I'm going to learn to be funny again, hopefully.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Whatchalost?
Job? lady? elderly relative for whom you've been caring? driving licence? self confidence?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Erection
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# And it's back :)
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# woah nelly!
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# haha
hedgehogs are dicks
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Evening B3ta

no doubt could have been done better by someone else. but there we go.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# animal abuse ftw
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# is it abuse if its animal on animal?
Im pretty sure cats kill ducks in the wild...

*maintains the moral highground*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# The idea's there
and it's a good one :)
Well done chap :D
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived)
# the source image was begging for it
and i gave in.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The Light House of Alex and Rhea


My apologies if this is a bit obscure - also its not really a new use, but I feel the 7 Wonders of the Ancient World aren't getting enough exposure in this comp.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# who's got the spanging pan..?
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Oops, sorry, I borrowed it for breakfast
*hands over*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# i didn't know it could actually be used for cooking
did you have spang bol?
*slips and inadvertently spangs self*
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Not very good for fryups
It kept bouncing off the hob and smacking me in the face
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# No wonder
it slipped into the sea . . . hefty.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really a new use.......but..........meh..........
.

.
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Those
flat face fellas are freaky fools . . .
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# They truely ARE the masters of comedy
¬.¬
(, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)

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