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Mike Reid R.I.P.

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

That's just wierd...

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

I don't know what to think.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)

Seconded.

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FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

^Thirded. or something.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

That's quite a swing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

That cloud just to the left/right of his head

looks like a penis.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)

Well spotted.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

Dell's Wet Pot.

/anagram

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)

^this

earns you a biscuit.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

No it doesn't

I used an internet-based program.
Here
*hands back half-eaten biscuit*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

and the rest

come on, you don't deserve that.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)

Ricky!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)

*SPANGS WITH A BRICK*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)

aythanque

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)

I want to understand ...i really really do

*Fails to comprehend

Then it dawns...FUCKFUCKFUCK bee .....

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)

Are you British?

If not then do not bother, if you are then:

[EDIT: That was a bad ctrl+v, but I like it, so it stays.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

maybee (yeah, i'm still going with the puns) it's cos i'm tired

but i still don't get it?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)

Say what you see.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)

bee-anchor

wait...wait... DAMN YOU! It's so obvious...

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)

Eh?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

I'm guessing

it's an illustration of the name, Bianca.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

Why?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

Ask Pedantichrist.

I might be wrong.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

Because Mike Reid died,

and Skugsaid this

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)

now I see.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)

Oh right

What?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)

It's a car Dave.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

No it isn't

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

Yes it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)

I have a 1964 airfix plane upside down on my table thingy

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)

o0 ta for the credit

far too busy to post anything atm!
*runs off*
G'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

It's a bee sitting on some bee hive cells with an anchor attached to it's wing by a chain?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)

No,

The chain passes under the wing and is attached to a navel piercing.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)

Naval piercing?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)

Is that where you poke holes in boats

And they sink?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)

i got it just as i posteed ....just a bit slow

Barnsley drained 10 years of my life today,
Its afucking vampire city...people should be told

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)

RICKAYYYY!

spanger.

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha.......

If you look at the time you posted this ...and the time it took me to reply... that's is exactly how long it took for the penny to drop .!!! call me slow or what ....!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)

*prepares the special spanging pan*

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FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)

Hello you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

Good evening :)

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FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)

Giant heron grows a man's body...

(Bogbean, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

if it's not one thing, it's another..

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)

^this I like

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)

You'll break your bloody arm!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)

MAN IN ORANGE SHIRT

POINTS TO BUM

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)

shake those tail feathers....

he says

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)

At least there no English in the hotel

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

these fuckers are on tour

woo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

Down with iffy consumer goods....

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)

I bought an mp3 player at Argos once

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)

BEST POST EVER.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

I know its lame but it made me chuckle

Also if you don't get it then
you pronounce it wrong!

(Skcone, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

Douse me in your liquid...it burns

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

hahahahahaha

/pronounces it right blog

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)

Woo

Pun FTW

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

I shall pronounce it your (wrong) way

for the sake of a good joke!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)

Neither is wrong.

I pronounce it in accordance with this joke, but I do not consider others to be wrong.

I pronounce either and neither in both ways, depending on the surrounding words and the air pressure in Westward Ho!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)

to avoid all arguments

pronounce 'posh cake thing'

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)

...

Posh motherfucker.
Good joke :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)

It occurs to me that scone and gone always rhyme

since one who pronounces scone like on will also pronounce gone like on, but one who says scone as in 'phone will also say gone to rhyme with cone.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

*gets it*

*waits with baseball bat for those who don't*

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Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)

Any Scot worth his salt

will tell you it's pronounced "Scoon".

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)

fuck fuck fuck fuck

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

the morse code of fuck

woo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)

he's looking at me

in a dirty way

:(

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

fuck!

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

ha ha ha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)

you think that cos you fancy him

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

....

blates

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

NAME THE THING!

I made this logo several years back, but never put a name with it. What text should I put beside it?

(Byrd, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

ONwards and UPwards

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)

It's not on,

it's on/off

/hates products which display this as an on option on a switch blog

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

yeah, but

ONwards and OFFwards and UPwards and sometimes STANDBYwards doesn't sound as good.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

i think it is catchy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

In the same way as a cold?

or AIDS?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

no, in the same way as a too-good-to-be-true timeshare offer

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mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

This looks a lot like the logo for Granada television

Or at least I remember a logo which was very similar

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)

this arrow is copyright?

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the nugga says please and thank you, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)

actually, it is copyrighted.

(Byrd, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

is it copy-righted,

or copy-written?

I've often wondered.

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

it's copyrighted

because it's everything to do with rights, and nothing to do with writing

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)

Thankyou

makes sense

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)

The former.

Mong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)

pssst:

mars male
venus female... tried using symbols but they didn't take

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tubaman, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)

haha!

whoops!

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)

This appears to be wrong.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)

you appear to be late

again

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)

haha

you sir, are hilarious.

(Byrd, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

powerup?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

^this

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

insert square cock n balls here to make them round

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

Disabled arrow parking space

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

up your arse

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

Non-

anal retentive?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

my cock has broken your hole

or something

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

The Society

of Crap Paperchain Makers

(meepmeep is, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

BUTTARROWS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)

running without a sports bra

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hell yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)

bindun?

(gmcs, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

Sad.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

[EDIT: I have no idea how this got here.]

[Edit the more: It was meant to be down here.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

Hahaha......

Total class.....!!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)

R.I,P

RICKY!!
Beee-anchor!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)

Thank you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)

Woo 4 u

*GLEE*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)

arnie as a toddler

Click for bigger (168KB)

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rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

Alarmingly,

I recognise the child.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

pfffftttt!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

I'm going to ask you some questions...

..and I want you to answer them IMMEDIATELY!

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Rincewind, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

hahaha

nicely :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

ha ha ha

*CLICK*
wooyay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

arf!

You never know, he could wind up like this:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

get me an asprin!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

Bonesnake alert!

me likes - woo!

EDIT: *Click - my favourite so far

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

you see, i like these, but

the law of diminishing returns is beginning to kick in.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

In that case

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

Ooh!

I like that.,

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)

Thankyou

Taking it one step too far:

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

He's got a little apple tattoo!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

It loses detail that small :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)

Nah,

I can still tell it's a penis.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

hahaha

well spotted

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

*click*tastic

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

woo

seen too much stargate? :p

nicely done.

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

Jaffa! Kree!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

I likes that...... nice...

But what's a sanke..??..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)

It's a military trailer.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)

sanke

its an old peruvian egyptian word meaning to partake of or the storage of semi digested figs!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

hahhahhhahha

snakes on a brain!!!
WOO

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

this /\

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)

The mind of the avarage B3tan.

Missing some magenta cock tho.

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)

Stop THIEF!

SOMEONE NICKED HIS HOUSE

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)

He could use one of these,

but I see he's already got a helmet of his own

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

Loving that a lot!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

THAT

is fucking amazing! WOO unt YAY!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

All

of the glee

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

yay!

I want to click!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)

all of the above

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)

in the name of the cock!

what is that ?

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)

ha ha

tres grande!
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)

Who says white men can't jump?

Shot at 2007-07-29

(Bogbean, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)

not the people who are making money out of flid basketballers

i can assure you!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)

flidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidflidfli

FLIDS

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

with their beady little eyes...

and flappy little ~~arms~~, ~~wings~~ flappy things!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

lolz i did

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)

ha ha FLID

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

nice flid

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)

note his fliddy little "feet" too....

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)

Thank you for pointing them out.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

save the seals too!

anyone else remember that compo? it was one of the first compo's i enetered :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)

my appologies...

...to the original creator of this shopped source pic (posted yesterday)... i couldn't resist!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

this is odd!

righto, I'm off

adios folks

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

seeya meats

where you goin?

*not that i'm in the slight interested

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)

bye meats!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)

that is throughily bizzare

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)

haha! nicely done!

no need to apologise :)

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)

thanks man...

...Brains on toast...heh heh.....good one!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

Wasn't he originally played

by Michael Caine?

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

Not a lot of people know that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)

I, for one, didn't

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

I only asked you

TO SHAVE THE BLOODY HAIR OFF

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

Yes ^this

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)

ooh!, Ooh!

Me, sir!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

Woo

burns

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)

my hand is clean...my hand is clean...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)

ugly little hibbitses..

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)

*attempts to type NNNGNNNGMMG into phone*

Edit:doesnt really get it.

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Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)

Do you want the AIDS

from on the shop window?

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

No. i want to see if its possible to type that into a phone.

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Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

Was it?

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)

haha

"i'm sorry sir, you've contracted mobility aids"

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)

Yes

That

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)

Was in Barnsley today and cannot figure out for the life of me why it exists.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

Well, I suppose you've got to put something

in between Wakefield and Sheffield.

(tomsk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)

I'm going to hull

I shouldn't have laughed at that

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)

*yes you should

In fact it should be a legal requirement to laugh at anything Barnsley related.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

Another legend gone

one of my favourite childhood shows as well :(

sorry for lack of hummus, but couldn't bring myself to do something right now.

News Here

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

aye

he's dead, jim

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)

He's dead, Dave.

They're all dead, Dave.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)

what?

petersen as well?

(

--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

Everybody's dead dave..

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)

awight treacle.

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)

blimey really? :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)

sad to say

it's true :(

I couldn't really care about the Eastender's stuff, it's Runaround I will always remember him for.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

yea me too..g.g.g.ggoooooo!

Gone

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)

repost

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

Guard Your Bandwidth!

(biohazardwombat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

Is that Tewkesbury

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Nah

Unless that wheelchair has jetski attachments...

(biohazardwombat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

PAH!

damn Tewkesbury!

/bitter at lack of media attention

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)

HE GETS SIGNAL!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Difficult not to...

...with that hat...

(biohazardwombat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

you should see him take off his "zig"!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Hah

(biohazardwombat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

MAIN SCREEN

TURN ON!

(

Rincewind, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)

I have been told to link this for all of b3ta to see

NSFW

discomeats told me to.

Edit: I 404'd it again. See for yourselves.

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

Un founded.

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

MUA HA HA HA HA

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

404's are still SFW

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

DAMNIT

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

Hahaha!

*runs some cleaning program before the fuzz show up*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7454344

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

Pffft!

I see his point though. Just because she's legal now doesn't really condone people using older pics of her on naked bodies. Though I really couldn't give a flying cack. She's not my type, legal or not.

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

huh?

I didn't see any fuzz until I clicked on it a second time

... o.0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

Discomeats lied.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

I always lie, continually

this post is a lie

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

That's a lie!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

But this isn't

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

only after he kept telling me to go look at it

which I haven't yet

so ner!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

404

(

King Ralph is drunk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

haha

404?

try harder upload codes little bonnie!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

*reclicks*

I see...

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

he's trying "HARDER" now?

ok, I shall investigates this images

edit: O_O

*obligatory 'careful where you put that wand' joke*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha

EXPELINARSUS!
RECTUMSEMPRA!
ENGORGIO MAXIMA!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

haha!

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

the links to emma watson nude fake?

she is 17 ya know....

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

"FAKE"

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

Exactly.

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)

faking or manipulating a picture to make a person under 18 appear naked

is just as illegal as the real stuff

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)

*learns something new*

*investigates on wikipedia*

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Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)

If you want to put that wand up your arse and jiggle it about until you bleed, say:

If you want to put that wand up your arse and jiggle it about until you bleed, say:
YOU FUCKING CUNTSIcKLE!!!!¬

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

OI!

THREAD DELETER!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

Meow.

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)

lol

he's going to the big house!

but he's younger than she is

but it's still a crime, hmm, he's of the age of legal responsibility

doesn't look good :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

He did'nt make it though.

Meh.

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Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

co*distribution*ugh

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

aye

almost like some kind of organised setup

to the big house!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

What if

I put the 404 back in?

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

just think of all those isp proxies

and the data retention laws

!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)

I put it back in

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)



 -o\
   ------.
   ||  ||

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)

HAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)

what if you shop the 17yo face onto a 79yo body?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

I'd say that evens it out

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

Sounds like

Michael J Fox.

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Fronkle99, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)

do not encourage him...

incidentally, does this mean he could be arrested for shopping his own face onto a naked body?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)

hahahaha

hahaha

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)

HAHAahaha

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)

gawd.

If I shopped MY face onto a naked female body, I might be charged with committing an act of terrorism.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

haha!

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

if discomeats told you to jump off a cliff

would you?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)

it's not my fault

:(

I just, meh :(

*cries*

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)

awww

sorries!

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

I would.

want to trade that LDD for a HToast?

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

do morris dancing and video it and put it on youtube!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

pfft, now that I want!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)

Yes sir!

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Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)

You clearly have power over these people...

ABUSE IT!

ABUSE IT HARD!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)

and the power too?

ahh, I'm too benign to abuse anyone

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)

HAH!

ebil!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

*rubs hands with glee*

*discards glee tub*

ok, requests? :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)

Does he have jodrell bank on his head?

(sp?)

(

Cae1, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

no, it's just the way he's sitting!

"lol"

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

Well...

I can't really say I'm a connoisseur of such technology...

(Google Image Search: Radio Telescope!)

(biohazardwombat, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

I read that as

'Wifez'

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

Needs

more kitten

(Steg isn't drunk enough yet., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)

NO.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)

Things that make you go 'Hmmmm...'

edit: not so much a creative bit as it was a study of how Red and Blue behave much differently just before sunset

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

this really messes with my head

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

Hummmm....

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)

That's pretty cool

Post the source too for comparison...

(

Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)

here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

I see a shark in the central reservation!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)

that's interesting

I'm off to muck around with some pics

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

channel mixer

per chance?

(pedanticnazi#10389561, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

This scares me.

Deeply. In the recesses of my boxers, I think it's gone into hiding.

That could be thinking of Amy Winehouse, but either way.

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

She does look an awful lot like a man in drag

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

but with oddly attractive breasts

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

You're an oddly attractive breast.

No wait...

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

Indeed. Don't think i'd be able to get over the face though.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

This

NSFW

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

^this

needed that NSFW tag

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)

I thought so too.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)

~~does look an awful lot like~~ is

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

She just looks horribly thin to me

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

~~horribly thin~~ like a man in drag

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ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

she was MUCH better with a bit of meat on her

and sober

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)

She existed before she looked like a he?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)

yes

yes she did!

she was a sensible size when she released her first album

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

^this

is a lie. Admit it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

okay

she was a less scary size

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

that's better

lying doesn't make it go away :p

And worryingly, I have a friend who claims she's the most attractive female in music.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

hit your friend

hit your friend until she realizes how wrong they are

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

^ this

i used to think she looked alright, but then she went all thin & scary
still might, though

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)

This?

Safer for work than the head shot

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

you're right. she looks rough as a dog's arse now

especially with that older picture for comparison
can i change my answer to "probably wouldn't, unless i was as drunk as she usually is"?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

ahhh go on then

(

Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)

Yes

this is an acceptable answer change

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)

she been eating diet aids pills or something?

teh after is teh scary

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)

aids

comes in a diet version too now?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)

everything comes in a diet version these days

apart from lard

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)

well

it'll be all the crystal meth shes been doing

(JadeFalcon, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)

Yo matey

I could make an excellent tune to that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

Ahahaha!

Go for it.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

I have a day off tomorrow

I may knock something up for you.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

What's your point?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)

I think it's

FACE FACE FACE BUM FACE
BUM BUM FACE FACE BUM
FACE BUM BUM BUM FACE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

I disagree completely, I venture sir, that it is a

MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF
MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF MUB ECAF

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

Sir, whilst eager to reciprocate your doubtless sincere respect

I fear, at the risk of offending, I must state my opposition to your interpretation of this work. Even the most cursory examination must surely yield the following:

FACE FACE FACE BUM FACE
BUM BUM FACE FACE BUM
FACE BUM BUM BUM FACE

Would that we both could reside in the comfort of correctness. Sadly it is only I who can take my ease in said comfort.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)

you sir, indeed may recline in your comfort, but I say, as a wonder of the victorian age

BUM FACE ECAF MERM MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM SCHMERG FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB
BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM FACE SCHMERG ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB BUM FACE MERM ECAF MUB BUM FACE ECAF MUB

And now a gentleman is operating a sewing machine upon the cobbled street outside, much to the consternation of the carriage operators!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)

Indeed.

And I must take my leave forthwith so as to set a cheerful fire upon a beggar, thus to evince a humorous dance from the ragged fellow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

have a pleasant excursion

and enjoy yourself a glass of port!

for the queen! and the empire!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)

Assasin

Ass-is-out

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)

Cute !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)

Aaaaaah

Aaaaaah

That's an Aaaaaah at that, what the hell is it? and Woo.

and an Aaaaah at posting above yourself like that.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

I know

normally it's a lot faster moving.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

i'm not usually cruel

but dear sweet fuck thats an ugly baby

(Roll_Up_Smoker Hasn't had a cigarette since, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)

I don't like babies at the best of times.

But this is a whole new thing.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)

That's a bit good

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)

Eeeeargh.

That makes me want to kill it.

With hammers!

(

The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)

excellent!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)

christ!

i would ask about milking, but the thought of that thing suckling is terrifying

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)

Arghhgsgheh

nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)

shit thats good!

and imagine my surprise, being a longtime koit fan, to see that this was made by koit! Double shit!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)

;)

Thanks Mr Nugga.

Made my evening. Keep well.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)

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