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[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# texture like
malignant melanoma?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# pfffft


g'night all
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# laters.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)
# pffft
except that's the grenade launcher
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Either way, it took his head clean off...well, half of it.
:D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I had been trying to think of just that.
But not as you've illustrated it. Woo & Yay.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Cassettes sniping Wogan's head off,
CD's swarming from the hills,
It's a storage system free-for-all,
In the media revolution!
HOY!

I love that song.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Indeed
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
 
GIVE ME FIVE DOLLARS.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Pfffts!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] HIGH VOLTAGE!...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Flick of the switch?
 
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] How the New Zealanders would interpret this one......
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU RAPITINUI!!!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# sux on the beach then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Surely they'd interpret it like this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# and there I was bracing myself for a sheep joke.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I'm Welsh
so i know how it feels.


all warm and wooly...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# ewe would, though
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Tropical six,
We're the Tropical Six,
To fuck with us is to die,
Tropical six,
We're the Tropical Six,
Look at us wrong and you'll DIE!
We'll eat PIIIIIIE!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
Never understood the appeal, myself.
Just seems like a good way to get sand in yer vagina.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Not that anyone asked,
But when I was a lad, I managed to get sand under my foreskin, and it hurt like fuck to get back out again.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I got a sea louse under mine once.
 
Little fucker bit me, too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# heaomaphrodite?
Mine got infected & swelled shut when I was a wee lad.
That sucked.
Now I make sure I wash it long and hard in the shower every day:)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# The moral of the story is,
NEVER take yer kids to the beach.
I also once got sand caked on one of my eyes, stung my a special fish in fucking Cornwall,
and nearly drowned by jumping out of a rubber dinghy while unexpectedly out of my depth.

I fear not the sea, but have a serious phobia of sand.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# On a slightly related note,
I once woke up from a sexy dream to find a cockroach on my nob.

Worst. Wakeup. Ever.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:41, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
I had a weird little dream this morning.
I arrived late for something or other and everybody was like wow, what's wrong with your leg?
I looked down and my left knee was heinously infected and swollen to the size of a large grapefruit, with clear pus starting to bubble out of it.
I squeezed all this hard yellow pus out of it, along with these white fatty lumps.
Several people around me started to vomit.
Then I woke up.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# According to the on-line dream dictionaries, this has something to do with repressed feelings.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I always thought you were a man.
Sorry.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Like many on the internet, I am a sexy sexy laydee.
 
with a penis.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# *horns*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# *teeth*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *tusks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# *Proboscis*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# you win
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Damn,
My additional answers i had lined up were: Antlers, Spines, Claws, Tentacles and Venomous Fangs.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# HOTT.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# mmm...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# I am glad I dared to click that:)
Gotta get that movie now.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# do it,
'cause it's really good
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I will
Bit I had better go and get some more work now.
See Ya's!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Me too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Wow, I haven't seen that in years!
 
I have, however, just recently purchased Crimewave on DVD, which I shall be enjoying this weekend..
I wore my VHS copy out long ago.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Ah,
Constantly adjusting your aim,
You're the queen,
Dancing with Bruce Taylor's autograph,
La la la la,
Oh! Oh!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] first time
please be gentle


(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Hah!
(Although it could do with being 18kb smaller, but I don't care :D)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# I am not familiar with his music, but I like your style.
 

 
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Another song I'm partial to.
I'm tired of all your howdy-do,
I going to stuff myself up your bum,
stick my head out of your face and then you'll see the truth,

[Chorus]
Then you'll see the truth,
Then you'll see the truth,
you'll see the truth,
you'll see the truth,
Using your eye teeth to look at the back of my neck.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit of Stranglers anyone?

much prefer the real thing tho
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Nectarines by the seaside? That's my favourite song.
Don't eat nectarines by the seaside,
Otherwise you'll get the sand-AIDS,
Then you'll be full of the sand-AIDS,
And what will you do then? HOY!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# you know the song then?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# No,
I know only a very few of these entries, so I'm writing lyrics to what I like to pretend they are from.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# which are as good
if not better than the originals I might add ;)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Well thanks
It's nice to be appreciated.
My favourite was the lyrics to "Queen Elizabeth Hockey Mask Murder A-Go-Go."
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# P particularly like the HOY!
at the end of this one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Too few songs
Lead into a chorus which would otherwise seem a bit of a non-sequiteur, breaking up the musical pace with a "HOY!".

I need a stein to wave at drinking events.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Bindun,
but woo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# doh!
to many entries... can't click pages... must untie the... just reach that button...

(and other assorted batman quotes)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# 'looking in my rearview mirror'
/Chili Peppers lyric blog


In other words, RIS? :p
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# GET YOURSELF A COPY OF THE TOP GUN SOUNDTRACK THIS INSTANT
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Bah
Send me one
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
nice motion - you and your loggins' - brilliant!
Take a *click* before they run out!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# YES YES YES YES!
HIGH FUCKING WAY!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# cor
that's the best blurry roadness I've seen for a while
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# its fuckin awesome!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Believe it or not, despite the usual quality of the stuff I put out
I can actually be pretty damn good at this "photoshopping" if i try.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# MORE LOGGINS!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# DO I HAVE TO BE NAKED?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# yes, rapitinui, yes you do.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04, archived)
# ahhhahhah.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
#

D G A
In my rear view mirror the sun is going down,
D G A D
Sinking behind bridges in the road
G A
And I think of all the good things
D A G
That we have left undone
D/F# Em
And I suffer premonitions,
Bm
Confirm suspicions,
Em A D A G A
Of the holocaust to come
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] One more for the late crew


Click for bigger (and much clearer) version
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:44, archived)
# How do I get Radio Birdman on this thing?!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# ^this^
Burn My Eye & Non Stop Girls FTW!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)
# For some reason
I've always been partial to Man with Golden Helmet but I'm not sure why. It sounds nonsensical but I fear someone will tell me one day it's a subliminal song about drugs or gayism or something.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Woo & *click*
is it just me or (excuse the crap pun) does this comp fuckin rock?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'snot just you
'tis why I voted for it. The other choices just seemed, too, well, meh.

and thanks for the woo
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)
# too late!
...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
# I wish you could click
'I like this' more than once.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
# you can.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# E X A C T L Y !
g'day GMOS!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)
# very cute
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:42, archived)
# The character on the left is awesomeness.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)
# of course
it's skugosaurus!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)
# I...ermm..ah, of course!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)
# awwwwwww!
 
This is wondrous.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# no jump
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# HA HA HA!
WOO!
this is supercallfragalisticexpesomethingorother WOo!
:D
:D
:D
:D
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
YAY!!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Conclusion!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# I see a paedo
 
also, deviantart lol
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# W/Y/H/P
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# thankee :)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# you're welcome
and panowie doesn't come cheap these days
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Stylish. I like.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Revenge is a dish best served disproportionate.
Don't get even, get revenge.

[Edit] Also, the style, concept and execution make me happy. Woo.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
[challenge entry] A quick double...



because you cant listen to one without the other!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Stuffed it in his right eye!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# ...
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Z MAN!

I wouldnt mind betting that this challenge has the most entries EVAH!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Sir PN!
now make the same pic with out the CDC!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Well goodness gracious me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Heh.
 
Nice!

I've got a lot of illustrated song lyrics, but most of 'em are far from literal.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)
# post away
its all good!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I suppose I could put the whole Pioughd series in a single post..
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# im trying not to post my "California" effort...
Your Pioughd series was fuckin awesome!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# FZ RULES!!!
Yeah, that was great one.

Too bad people don't put the title on the song they're fuckwitting on, though. Sometimes it is impossible to guess...
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:54, archived)
# Paint-tastic
Jack Nicholson explaining to a Goose why he's afraid of toast.




EDIT: Anti-RIS b3ta.com/board/7495861
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
#
it's a trap!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Is he in the closet? Is he in the closet tooo?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# So I pull out my gun!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# That episode was repeated on TV here this week..
 
Still one of my favourites, I think.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# Have you seen the actual R. Kelly 'Rap Opera' that that's a pisstake of?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Yeah, about half of it.
 
I don't like his music, but it was a cool idea.. just a shame it was so repetitive.
Now, Outkast could pull that off much better, and with better collaborations, too.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Yes, they could
I'd pay* to see that.

*a small amount
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey ho.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# LET'S GO!
 
Woo, I say.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohh, wait, this one IS true
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] An easy one...

full frontal bowieface
Another swift compo entry - sorry it's so big, but it couldn't be read any smaller.

edit - easier to read?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# wood eye!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# wood eye?
maybe it's not big enough... you should be able to read text on the eyes...

maybe I should re-think it
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# actually
it's MY eyes that are shit. I didn't even see the text until you menitoned it.

/old geezer blog
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Ah well
hopefully this will be easier
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)
# wrong cow
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# heh.
i approve.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# Haha
I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER GAY PET
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Bumferrets
are on special this week at Pets Paradise!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:55, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# This makes little to no sense.
I like it.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# VIVA EL MUERKO
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# brilliant!
have a *click* to go with your stick!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ... Don't ask.
I really have no idea how this managed to emerge.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# *Applies*
I shall appease your insect needs
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# She's a man eater.
Shirley that can't be right.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
#
i met one of them once at a disco, i had a jumper and she robbed it and i said ... and also 'boo!'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Rawr!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Woah!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# would
wouldn't

G'nite! *sleeps*
/sleep edits : got her phone number? lol internet dating loffle
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# gah!
*gets it*
woo!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Gagh!
Gagh! nice one.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

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