(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27,
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heaomaphrodite?
Mine got infected & swelled shut when I was a wee lad. That sucked. Now I make sure I wash it long and hard in the shower every day:)
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:28,
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The moral of the story is,
NEVER take yer kids to the beach. I also once got sand caked on one of my eyes, stung my a special fish in fucking Cornwall, and nearly drowned by jumping out of a rubber dinghy while unexpectedly out of my depth.
I fear not the sea, but have a serious phobia of sand.
I once woke up from a sexy dream to find a cockroach on my nob.
Worst. Wakeup. Ever.
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:41,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I had a weird little dream this morning. I arrived late for something or other and everybody was like wow, what's wrong with your leg? I looked down and my left knee was heinously infected and swollen to the size of a large grapefruit, with clear pus starting to bubble out of it. I squeezed all this hard yellow pus out of it, along with these white fatty lumps. Several people around me started to vomit. Then I woke up.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 2:04,
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According to the on-line dream dictionaries, this has something to do with repressed feelings.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 3:13,
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I always thought you were a man.
Sorry.
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:27,
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Like many on the internet, I am a sexy sexy laydee.
with a penis.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:30,
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*horns*
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:31,
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(Although it could do with being 18kb smaller, but I don't care :D)
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:05,
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I am not familiar with his music, but I like your style.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:06,
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Another song I'm partial to.
I'm tired of all your howdy-do, I going to stuff myself up your bum, stick my head out of your face and then you'll see the truth,
[Chorus] Then you'll see the truth, Then you'll see the truth, you'll see the truth, you'll see the truth, Using your eye teeth to look at the back of my neck.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:57,
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yes, rapitinui, yes you do.
(StickFigureNinjais worried he may be on the list,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:02,
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Woo!
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:04,
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ahhhahhah.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:07,
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D G A In my rear view mirror the sun is going down, D G A D Sinking behind bridges in the road G A And I think of all the good things D A G That we have left undone D/F# Em And I suffer premonitions, Bm Confirm suspicions, Em A D A G A Of the holocaust to come
(Cluckneeds a holiday,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:44,
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How do I get Radio Birdman on this thing?!
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:48,
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^this^
Burn My Eye & Non Stop Girls FTW!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:50,
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For some reason
I've always been partial to Man with Golden Helmet but I'm not sure why. It sounds nonsensical but I fear someone will tell me one day it's a subliminal song about drugs or gayism or something.
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:35,
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Stuffed it in his right eye!
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40,
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...
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me And I can't see Temporarily...
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:00,
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Z MAN!
I wouldnt mind betting that this challenge has the most entries EVAH!
(Sir Pigeon NipplesDid you sit in some sugar?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:40,
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Sir PN!
now make the same pic with out the CDC!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:45,
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Well goodness gracious me.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:59,
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Heh.
Nice!
I've got a lot of illustrated song lyrics, but most of 'em are far from literal.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:47,
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post away
its all good!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:51,
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I suppose I could put the whole Pioughd series in a single post..
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:00,
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im trying not to post my "California" effort...
Your Pioughd series was fuckin awesome!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 1:03,
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FZ RULES!!!
Yeah, that was great one.
Too bad people don't put the title on the song they're fuckwitting on, though. Sometimes it is impossible to guess...
(MADLife -The Best Antidote To Happiness,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:54,
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Paint-tastic
Jack Nicholson explaining to a Goose why he's afraid of toast.
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:29,
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it's a trap!
(El_MUERkObleeds love,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:30,
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Is he in the closet? Is he in the closet tooo?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:33,
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So I pull out my gun!
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:34,
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That episode was repeated on TV here this week..
Still one of my favourites, I think.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:36,
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Have you seen the actual R. Kelly 'Rap Opera' that that's a pisstake of?
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:38,
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Yeah, about half of it.
I don't like his music, but it was a cool idea.. just a shame it was so repetitive. Now, Outkast could pull that off much better, and with better collaborations, too.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:39,
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Yes, they could
I'd pay* to see that.
*a small amount
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41,
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Hey ho.
(Dirty Harryhas a cordial relationship with the Pope.,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:29,
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LET'S GO!
Woo, I say.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:33,
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Ohh, wait, this one IS true
(flipperis going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident,
Fri 10 Aug 2007, 0:41,
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An easy one...
full frontal bowieface Another swift compo entry - sorry it's so big, but it couldn't be read any smaller.