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[challenge entry] WOAH!
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# that's a definite pffft
but a woo too.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Ding dong!
Well hello!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] another reincarnation for compo...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# my compo entry turned into something else


Click for bigger (124KB)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# hmm
this makes me think
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# makes you think
in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Sausagebird is totally into the Mickey D

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] So So So much better in my head
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# My mum badgered me to frelegally download Bat Out Of Hell II
...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# you know Bat Out Of Hell III is out?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I have it :)
I dont care, marvin is cool
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# She wanted III
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# What?
Im confused now
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Black Velvet?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:03, archived)
# *raises skinny fist excitedly*
I know that one! Black Napkins. It's off Zappa's 'Zoot Allures' album I do believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:21, archived)
# thankyou
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:33, archived)
# You spelled 'black' wrong
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# oh no - typo
quick tell the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# av it!
(beardybeardbeard, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:00, archived)
# *ave's it*
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# DrZaarlon Is Going To Ask Himself A Very Personal Question....


Not To Worry, DrZaarlon Isn't Really Going To Ask Himself A Very Personal Question.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# unusual!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I use the colour chart system myself
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:55, archived)
# i watched I.T. crowd last night too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Your reply prompted me to
Head over to wikipedia to see when season 2 should start showing and I found this little beauty!

"And finally - FINALLY! - we can exclusively reveal that Season Two has been scheduled for Friday August 24th at 9.30pm! Get in!"

/happydance
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# yay for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# So did I
Classic ep. Whoever writes those eps obviously knows the best way to get a techie to do anything. Buffet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Nice work!
However, I can assure you there is no necessity whatsoever in real life for devices to slow down or impede a train's progress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'm telling you they must be stopped
it will ruin the cattle industry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# My ipod has
often slowed down, one time it took three hours
to finish Strawberry Fields. It was terrible,
it took 20 minutes just to say, 'I buried Paul.'
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:06, archived)
# that looks like the train line used in back to the future 3
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Highway to Hell ! Been Done ?
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Never with such subtlety

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# guhhh.
(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# But does it tile?


No.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
#
thats why i didnt tile.
(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
# s
(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Ouchy...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# iant.
brill
(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Pffft!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Ta for that
You gave me an idea for one of mine from yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:56, archived)
# 1here to help.
(GiF .sig, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustafa Bindun...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Especially with all the grunting...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# and all the lifting around the room
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# 'Ning Dave
Another great strip.

*clicks and goes to catch up*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# 'nongles mate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hmm
I've never said "feel the burn" during sex

perhaps I should
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# it happens occasionally after sex*
*with dirty dirty people
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:42, archived)
# MAX THE ENVELOPE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:44, archived)
# for some people, I suspect, it almost is the same...
(or, thinking of that scene in American Psycho, where he's having sex and looking at himself in the mirror...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I have two full length mirrors at the end of my bed
Doesn't everyone look at themselves?
Next you'll be telling me that no one has revolving beds now.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do you talk to yourself while wanking in front of a mirror? *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Same image, new shop...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# haha how lovely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# that is beautifully shopped!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# teach me fwuffy master
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)
# [w/y/h....the force is strong with this one!]
*click*
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I know, i know, but i've always heard the lyrics this way, and frankly they're funnier


pity my lack of talent with PS makes the image shoite but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# As Venn as they wanna be
(pirateneddy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hey!
What's wrong with youuu-ooooh-ooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# thats the way we like to
fuck


(waxdart hello., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yup!
(starial, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I'm so pissed off that you reminded me of that crap

I had like two or three brain cells left that knew
what you were talking about and then you had to
go and awaken thousands more. Thanks a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Back in a job, long ago, I sent an image like this to my boss.
Little did I know that her son suffered from Fragile X.

Otherwise known as haemochromotosis.

I don't work in genetic engineering anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Suing her after I got fired was also a pretty bad move in this department
Given that I cloned, and then killed my embryo.

OF COURSE, THIS NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

PLEASE DO NOT INVESTIGATE SYDNEY IVF.

Actually, do whatever the fuck you want. My confidentiality agreement only lasted for six years. I work in call centres now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I did not believe in any concept of spirituality
until I cloned and then killed myself.

I CHALLENGE ALL ATHEISTS TO DO THE SAME TEST.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:41, archived)
# you are a nut...
and its fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Fraggle X
Best porn channel ever!
(pirateneddy, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# GOSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
good stuff

\filename :-)
(prostheses, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# pfftf
britney razor hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
britney Edward razor scissor
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
it should have it's own nipple
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# source?
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Daddies brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# And mum was a bus conductor
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Naah
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:09, archived)
# ris
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue289/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Woo!
newsletter flavoured goodness.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Crikey!
Is it Friday already?!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# You missed my birthday rob.
How about giving me a belated fp?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# belated fp

-rob
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hey
it worked for Sunshine Elephant :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# more than once

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Well...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# ok I admit it,
you rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:39, archived)
# ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# whoo hooo
number two baby, number too!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Yay!
There goes the next hour or two... cheers, Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# *smooches*

erm, nothing to see here, move along.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Another version of this:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# YAY!
THIS IS MY LIFE, BUT WITH MORE THAN FOUR LINES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:12, archived)
# YOU ARE A TRASHCAN HERO MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# WE'RE ALL IN THE TRASHCAN, BUT SOME OF US ARE LOOKING AT THE DISCARDED FAST FOOD.
-Oscar Wilde
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I feel your appropriation
of that particular quote is rather OH WHOA DISCARDED PIZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# OH HOLY FUCK IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Beeyootiful
as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A quicky
Using *Foof*'s fishbowl (hope you don't mind)...
(starial, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# ha ha!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Wooo For the Pink Floyd!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Actually, I like this less now that I can associate it with 'wish you were here'.
I blame my childhood more than anyone here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# That's a shame
It's one of my favourite songs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Have it forced down your throat by your parents for over ten years and you'll be where I am.
"JUST LISTEN TO THE LYRICS!"

"I don't give a shit, dad. Mum just tried to kill herself."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# * backs away slowly *




/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, YOU DARKHEART.
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I doubt she'll mind.
HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:13, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hooray for kittins!
I like that!

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# don't trust the kitty, fishes!
ha. our cats would occasionally get the opportunity to paw out the goldfish from their bowl.

but, as domestic cats, they didn't know what to do with them then. I think they thought we humans would prepare them for them once they had helpfully taken them from the water. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# This is soooooooooooooooooo cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:17, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:51, archived)
# captured Riverghosts?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)

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