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[challenge entry] Obscure...
.

.
(You decide)
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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# The old man and the moon-bucket?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Its good...
but its not the one !
(catchphrase voice)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# What's Mr Chips a doin?
COLUMBO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Thaat is very nice!
"People stop and stare, but they don't really care"

That's what Roy Orbison says.


(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Thanks....
but does anyone know the song ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I just heard it on the radio
and thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Reminds me of this
Delicate Sound of Thunder
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# nicely done,
but i had to read your lyric link!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Yay!
I live in Omaha! WOOOOT!
(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)
# The trilogy, is complete..

UnOptoMiZed
Previously
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
oh god yes
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Funneee, innit..teehhe.
Ladies and gentlemen...

Pendulum - Fasten Your Seatbelts.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# ok
what do I do now
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Jive, mofo, Jive.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
# hahaha
what the?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)
# MOON-MASTER!!??!
excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Get this album..and beer..
Pendulum - Hold Your Colour
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
# hahahah
WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# THE CUNTING KING OF THE FUCKING MOON FUCKERS!!
Ace served on Yays with Woo sauce... on THE FUCKING MOON.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Mind the language
There are ladies present.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# majik
*clicketh*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
that'll teach him. That's the best documentary I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# In fact, that made me laugh so much
I burped up beer. And it hurt. "Moon Master" indeed. Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Aye
and it bloody hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:07, archived)
# No way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# The beer came right up the went back down again
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Aye,
me too. It's not very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Aye
I know the feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Indeed
See
www.b3ta.com/board/7500477
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# pruney, didn't we talk about this dear?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# About what dear?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I like you, you're nutz.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:19, archived)
# BAMBI.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:20, archived)
# The finest of Sunday roasts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:22, archived)
# mmmmmm
disney icon with spuds 'n' peas
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:47, archived)
# I laughed muchly while making it, I blame Davey Trouser's amusing face.
(I blame him him fo' EVERYTHING)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I hope you suffered the same ate as I did
that beer coming back up really hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Not really, I ate some buttered bread, so it's allllll gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Have that gravy with chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:24, archived)
# MOON MASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:05, archived)
# butthead!
i have that game right. fucking. here.

(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I demand proof I tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:17, archived)
# FUCKING YES!
I demand MORE. MORE I TELLS YA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I demand the next opening swear word is
"SHAGBASTARD"
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] someone please tell him why


He keeps having restless dreams about hypnotic Dutch trance.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)
# this means nothing to me
I'm sure it's rather good though :)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)
# it really isnt
but you ever get that feeling of an idea in your head that you need to do?

I think most normal people go to bed.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Is it
Castles In The Air
(siamese bat, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)
# *gets glowsticks out*
*raves*

We all get urges towards dutch trance now and again!
(Brocko, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# define 'we'
and exclude me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:46, archived)
# "we"
Me in my current alcohol induced stupor
(Brocko, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
have one for me! - i have to go to bed in a minute and its just gone midday - fuck night shift!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:08, archived)
# thing van thingen?
something to do with almonds
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:14, archived)
# bleedin` Dutch trance my arse...
Castles in the Air is by Don McLeane....
it was just ripped off by Dutch Trance non-artists.
(anubis, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Haha
I just realized the guy on the left says "er?" in a genuinely surprised voice EVERY SINGLE TIME.
"er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?" "er?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# "The guy on the left" Has a name you know.
It's Indiana Jones!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# i'm trying to see harrison ford and i keep ending up with pierce brosnan
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)
# full front bum penetration
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Haha!
There's no such thing as too many vibrating heads.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)
# These folks seem to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# As does Emma
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
# edit:Changed to be more on topic
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# that made me snort coffee up the back of my nose
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Petra Nemcova?


Click for bigger (89KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)
# gahh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)
# I think my penis has gone into hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:54, archived)
# it's like that scene from "Eraserhead"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# nice legs......
shame about the boat race!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:47, archived)
# i recognize that face swap :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Not! Was some other poster, Peado Hieny or some such.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)
# who ?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# That's the one, yes!
He must have changed his so you
were able to capture it like that. [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:23, archived)
# 1.21 GW?
Great Scott!
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Just like a......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# The Man Mosquito?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Its not very good...
(but Zank will know it.... I hope !)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I was tempted to do something from Joe's Garage
But I though 'Why does it hurt when I pee?' would be nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)
# go the hack
do Crew Slut!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Penguin in Bondage!
Oh Yes - *lubes & clicks*
Edit: *Prepares "devices"*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
# You would've done it better but ....
thanks for getting it anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:13, archived)
# tbh,
i didn't even think of that one so a heartily woo for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] needs no introduction
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# if this was a misinterpreted lyrics compo
this would have been my first click.

*clicks anyway*

excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Wot's the diff 'tween the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
the other says, "Hey, MacLeod, gi'offa me ewe!"
(thanatos, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 4:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
# I think i need a holiday....
Is Cambodia nice at this time of year ?
(Woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Not if you step on a landmine
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)
# The chump will come after you
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] couldnt tell you - ask this bloke when he gets back:
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)
# No doubt he'll do an overnighter in Bali and visit Schapelle...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:53, archived)
# fuck yeah
he wants his boogie board bag back!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:56, archived)
# that and a booty call perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Kinda makes you want to be a balinese warden doesnt it?

How are my fellow Aussilanders today?
I am fucking hungover myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:20, archived)
# 'ning sir Nipples
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# 'Ning PD
up late drinking coffee again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# That's GOLD!
I'm bloody good. How the hell are you?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Not bad,
but after scrolling down the board I am feeling like pizza.
Great hangover food them fuckers.
I was drinking in the best smoking area (at a club) that I have seen to date last night & it just got too comfortable. Fully carpeted 12 tv screens, proper tables & chairs, heated. It was gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I have something of a headache
and I just got woken up by a phone call explaining that this time tomorrow I can watch a friend of mine get married on vivalasvegasweddings.com, but I'll need to install realplayer.

So many conflicting emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)
# is there a button to click for when the celebrant asks "does any one oppose to ... & ... being wed"?
mmmmwahahahahahahahaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:48, archived)
# P I G E O N !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:01, archived)
# HAHA
Woo and Yay Zank!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)
# Hey Barg
sorry about Lucky hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Yeah - sad news, but the memory of donuts, dim sims and flatulence will live on!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Pfffts on noodles.
Ack!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)
# I don't think i've actually got one of the compo entries so far...
/born in 1989 blog
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# hahahaha
well hang out with the oldies for a week or so - we'll sort you out!
(the mellower ones any way!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:00, archived)
# I don't know
*shakes head*
Generation Y....


Having said that, I reckon I've understood close to 50% so far...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# thats gonna drop
i have over 1200 Frank Zappa songs to do yet

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# It would be great to do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA8gJoT5yl4
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Jerusalem, dodgy compo entry...
(Dr Frank, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# ummmmmm
Is it bright eyes? other than that I aint got a clue!
(LargeDoner, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast from years ago
(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] My last compo entry
you'll be relieved to hear

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun but hey...
.

.
Just out of hospital and cant be arsed to check !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Dog not so dead...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:36, archived)
# hmm...


GOODNIGHT!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# give them the hard sell
night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:30, archived)
# HAHA - tops
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)
# that stump couldnt look anymore phallic if it tried
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Heh.
I did a massive double take then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:27, archived)
# nsfw!
other than that though, its rather funny really

also, have the slightest little tribute to Chris Langham: www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ojjeWBQ-0

"you just took a shit with your clothes on Ollie"
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# is he really small
or just far away
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:35, archived)
# How does one
Hump a penis?
(Arahan, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# i'd be more than happy to show you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Have a goat
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:15, archived)
# I think I'm going to be sick
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# :D
jesus, that's going to be in every thread now for the next few hours

it must be gay shift!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
# ...
I think i'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# but
I think I'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# let's share a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# i'm such a repost whore
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# :D


The bouquet residence, lady of the house speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I'm on yer internetz
downloading yer porn!

I love these, and this...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:26, archived)
# here use this one
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# chug chug chug chug chug chug
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# *picks through stomach muck*
have you been eating carrier bags again?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# I find them minimally nourishing but highly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# I think i'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# I did already! She's shit.
Woo for big eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# no thanks
I've just had one
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)
# quiet! it'll sense your blood
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Goatse'd
Have a goat? I'd say that goat's been had.
(I helped save b3ta! The Master Baiter is coming soon, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# The goatse'd what?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:33, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)
# Had to get this out of my head
catshoe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# :(((
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Would have been better if it'd been Westward Ho!
which I can't say except in a silly thundercats voice.
(horrid, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# ooooh, reposts
yaah to plymsie, did a panorama there
(bleugh, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 3:33, archived)
#


I'll be the first to admit its not my best work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# On the contrary
I think this is one of your more contemporary masterpieces. I offer you a twix wrapper and tuppence for it.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I don't know what to say.
Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# modern art eh?
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# it dragged on a bit
edit: the dragon was cool though, more dragon plz
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You certainly don't suffer for length.
I think I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
LONG STORIES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Duck and cover!!!
Incoming.

/climbs under desk.


woo
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# the doctor is immune to b3ta rapage
he has sunk so low he cannot be criticised
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# He's a lady.
Woah, woah, woah,
He's a lady.



I like her stuff. Quite refreshingly...something.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Seriously?
I don't know why but that has surprised me.
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# That was my best Tom Jones impersonation, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I'm never sure who genuinely thinks that and who's just playing a long with the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm er, just playing along with the joke of course
I'm not thick or nuffink
(horrid, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Now I've never been sure what it is :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# he's not female
that's a scam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Darn it. I wasted a perfectly good Tom Jones impersonation.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# NO
HE'S SEXY SEXY LAYDEE. WE DISCOVERED IT BY SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# i like it
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# WE'RE SUPERHEROES
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Not your best?
It's the only one I've ever understood!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Dont think its gonna make it to the Simpsons.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD

edit: about subtext --I'm not so inclined to
agree. While it may lack as many catchphrase
high points as previously, there are strong
pace and jump points. ie. More like my stuff. [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# you are fucking strange
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Duke Duke Duke
Duke of Earl Earl Earl

You're pushing too hard, pushing too hard

etc, etc

Actually this is your best work.
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I got a tiny fraction of the way down
and realised it was you. I just didn't bother reading the rest after that.

Edit: Then I read it and almost cried laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ABRAHAM LINCOLN, BUTTPROSTITUTE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# IMMENSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
SLOW CLAP
(kev.cc, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)
# FUCK YES
FUCK. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:03, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
THis is BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 2:29, archived)
# PUT THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE.
FOR THE FUCKING LOLZ.
(Dooley, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# no, this is definitely your best work.
haha wow.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# haha!
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is one of the best posts I've ever seen on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sleepy Attempt
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I've seen this done and done and done.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# .
And Done
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# funny thing about that
the song is ABOUT him...

So is Neil Young's ENTIRE last album...

Megalomaniac by Incubus...

and like five others. We get that our President is an idiot, and I have signed so many impeachment petitions, my arm hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# news flash
press conference
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Doc, doc, doc, doc, doctor beat
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# This board isn't moving
so I'll make a biting comment...

ART DIRECTORS ARE FUCKING PRIMA DONNAS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# everyone's too busy flaming the racist post further down
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# !!
PEEP SHOW IS NOT VERY GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# DRIVE WAS A FANTASTIC SHOW
Rupert Murdoch is a complete wanker!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# HARRY POTTER BOOKS ARE NOT MEANT FOR GROWN-UPS
sky tv is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# MICHEAL MOORE IS A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)

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