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You'd just about have to, wouldn't you?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

Jasper Carrot once did a song about those.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

What,

Amanda Holden & Les Dennis?

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

no no no

chastity belts.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)

I know

i was being faceti... faece...fa...I was joking!

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)

I guessed that

but did not think you would have known what he sung about.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:04, archived)

I used to love

Jasper Carrott when I was a kid not literally of course

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:13, archived)

Is the Les

Dennis in the background?

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

Yes...and thats

his wife in the foreground...

:-)

PS: How'd it go the other night Fuzzbucket? Manage to keep it in your pants? ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

Just about -

It almost popped out to greet her friend who I've had a thing for for ages... Not gonna happen tho' - it would be too, um... awkward.
Les Dennis is married? To her? He must be fucming loaded.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)

It's all them

Double Money rounds!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)

Is the Les Dennis in the background what?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)

Can't type.

Can't log in.
Can't edit.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)

the pirates life was easier wasn't it?

yarrr!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)

STOP THAT!

me hearty

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:05, archived)

While it was more adventurous,

logging in eluded me then as well. I still dream of the life though...
Yarrrr!

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:08, archived)

ker

ikey

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isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

not to mention tracey shaw in the Star this morning

'nipping out' to do the shopping, she was

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isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)

phwoar

what a scorcher.
sorry, is this red tops appreciation day?. Regards

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)

mmm

mouse clogs

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)

Les Dennis = French fire engines

/reeves

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munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)

berlimey

nip in the air, bit chilly out there etc etc etc

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)

bit cold outside today

isn't it

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)

Ay,

Thar be an ill wind that be blowin afore the nips of that fine lassie.
She'd be getting a touch of me tarbrush and no mistake. Aharrr.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)

nah

I think she's just trying to smuggle peanuts through customs.

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)

Quick and dirty

Oh so dirty.

Best wishes,

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)

Oh you filthy boy

go and wash you mouse immediatly.

[edit]i would.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)

they follow you round the room

Many thanks in advance
Kindest regards
Matt

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)

Quick and Dirty,

just the way i like it.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)

Nipples

are great.

Especially when they're attached to a lady!

(bigJonnyR, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)

My first animated woo yay :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)

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beardman, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)

It works best

in a grey block

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six50, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)

Yeah :-(

I couldn't get it transparent, as the rotated box thing looks wrong :-(

bah!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

don't worry

it looks great!

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munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)

Regards

is the new black

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)

Regards

is the new pirate?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

yay for international

speak like a CV covering letter (maybe not)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)

well as long as they are

kind regards I don't think it matters.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)

Dear b3ta,

All regards should be kind. Creuel regards would be just....er....cruel.

Yours Sincerely,
NobbyNobody.

enc

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:48, archived)

Flying Fist Of Kitten...

I'll scratch your eyes out...

Check Out Dirty Dio Bach's Kittens...
(In a New Window!)

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(Dio Bach, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)

just

couldn't resist

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

he couldn't either...

...who was next?

(nylz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

THE LEFT ONES FOR THE GREEN BUTTON

the right ones for the red

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)

aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh

three of the fuckers, that's scary

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

Erm...

Surely that's his right hand...?

(The Love Manatee, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 13:45, archived)

well

ok then

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:53, archived)

ok I'm thick

how do I get the old me back.

Don't want to be a pirate anymore, Peter Pan keeps teasing me. I disabled cookies and it won't let me log in as the new or old me and I didn't change the password....boohoo

(thebear, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:38, archived)

has somebody nicked your name?

ask admin

(PornDungeon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

There's still a lot of "hungover"

pirates today..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

it's all about the cookies

delete your b3ta cookie, then change your name. (thanks to Rogan, that's how I changed mine)

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Dr Drink, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)

Doesn't work for me

I have no cookies, I can't download another browser thru the office firewall and I can't logon. Bah.

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Staticgirl, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)

Don't disable the cookies.

Delete the cookies marked b3ta.

Then it will work.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)

I have cookies enabled

but I get no b3ta cookie now - I can't stay logged in...

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:44, archived)

I got same problem
AAAARrrrrrrr

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

anything alse i've forgotten?

nevermind i'm gone

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

Yaharrr...

That be the curse of Redbeard's Casket. Ye'll be doomed to a life without identity, Yarrrr.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)

Sam could see everyone staring

at his swanky new attache case

(PornDungeon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

It may just be me

but sometimes if I have toast for brekky, and urinate a few hours later, it smells like toast.
Admittedly not amazing, but a little weird.

(wanbo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:32, archived)

try having sugar puffs for breakfast

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munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

sugar puffs

usually isn't it?
even if you haven't eat any.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

That's

the one :)

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

perhaps

you need to drink more water.

or buy more crisps

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beardman, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

That happens with

SugarPuffs also

Wierd innit???

([]DOo []DOo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:38, archived)

I have the same

If I dink Mrs Nobody's wee the night before, Then my wee smells of urine the next morning.

Odd that.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:39, archived)

you should really try Sugar Puffs

you can really smell the Hunny Mummy

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)

and

chicken and mushroom pot noodles, if you're lucky.

(roboglitch, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)

please very much

how can you copy an animated gif off the web and where'd you open it?

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)

erm

right click, save picture as and you can do it IE or Realplayer or Media player etc etc etc

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

okey dokey.........

just save it as you would a normal picture
eg - right click and "Save Target As"

Open it in something like Fireworks (though you'll have to open the "frames" window so you can see each part) or a gif editor...... cant think of any at the mo though........ d'oh

*edit* thats if you want to open it for editing..... if you just want to view it just open it in Internet Explorer or something like matey above me just said"

(Joose2001, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:32, archived)

editing editing editing

fanx

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

onto the next

(nylz, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:26, archived)

: )

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Your Mum, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

probably

true :-/

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:32, archived)

Surely not America

defender of the free world?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

cunts

lo PB - hows it going?

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)

lo mate

not bad, still working on moving down to your neck o' the woods at the moment!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:46, archived)

that sounds

rude

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

it all sounds rude

in your book I imagine, in your big book of rude things that is.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)

you are

not wrong!

:)

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)

Class

looking forward to going out boozing when you make it doon here

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:52, archived)

Yes

much boozing will be in order.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)

exactly what I was thinking

although mine was more of a :woo)

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beardman, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)

mornin' mum

a)what's for breakfast

b)did you wake alone?

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big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

genius

that is genius

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:01, archived)

Well this is my first entree into the hallowed halls of animated Woo Yays :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)

cool, nice bit of timing

just got around to doing mine yesterday

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itzpirate ~ walking the plank, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

On Board, with On Site Safety.

Regards
DragonDrop.org

(dragondrop, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)

nice pic!

they're only safe until some enormous bricklayer puts the boots on though...

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

regards?

no one says regards on this board..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)

regards?

Oops sorry thanks

Warm Regards,
Renewed thanks.
DragonDrop

(dragondrop, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

I regard regards

as a strange word to use on b3ta, almost by definition people don't regard things..
regards.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:34, archived)

i like

it!

kind regards!

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)

perhaps it's a new craze?

regards
DontSpamTheBoard.com

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beardman, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:32, archived)

Dear Sir/Madam

It has been brought to our attention that you have been both too polite and too official in your previous post.
Members of the board would like to request that your future conduct is more in keeping with the style and manner to which afore mentioned memebers are familiar.
Yours sincerely

etc.etc

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Pootle, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)

are you named after a flump?

if so I lurve you xx ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

ner ner, ner ner

now we know your girlfriend/boyfiend!

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)

how the innuit kids loved their funny pet walrus

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littlebean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:18, archived)

Can life get better

than a farting walrus?

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nyarlathotep, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:45, archived)

i never knew the asterisk also served as the universal symbol for farts

what an incredibly useful little piece of type it is

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isthisyou?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)

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bean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

woo!

superb!

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)

nice

took me a minute to see that!

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)

I'm

guessing it's the new
off-road version?

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:34, archived)

that's nice

it works on so many levels.

Well, two.

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adverse_camber, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)

thats lovely bean

its looks pretty high res, do you wanna submit for the blogger?

normal wallpapery sizes if you can get it big enough without losing res. Woo!

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Alfie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:24, archived)

I'll send over a high res

one tonight. I' m at work at the mo and being worked like a dog. :-(

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bean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

Did

you want or get my PornStarBarbie™ wallpaper?
.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

hey alfie

could this count as wallpaper?

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:30, archived)

What about

this?

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:49, archived)

i reckon

yay!

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)

And yay to

you! I want a portamoo.

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)

nobody ever

really got this one tho... can't think why!

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)

woo

v nice

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beardman, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

aaaahhhhh!!! the streets on mtv2...

aaaaahhhhh!!!

(Rockbus, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

turnitoffturnitoffturnitoff

wideboycnuts

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:16, archived)

it was on about 10 times last night

and it's quite catchy after a while. the album is mostly poo though.

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:18, archived)

chinese water torture get quite catchy

after about 10 hours...

doesn't make it good tho ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:19, archived)

oi! oi! it is an fannytastic album

and i hate garage. that's how good it is.

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big daft dave, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)

The streets

are craptacular...Where did they learn their lyrics? Ladybirds Book Of Nursery Rhymes?

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)

it's ok...

time for bargain hunt :)

(Rockbus, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:19, archived)

Damn!

Wish I was ill and at home watching the duke...

Did you see his rant about elephant foot umbrella stands last night? He fights the good fight!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)

i missed it last night...

bugger...

(Rockbus, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:24, archived)

I saw that

and verily it did make me chuckle. Good man. You see - he's not just for students.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)

I watched that for the first time last night

It was surprisingly painless.

Loved the rant.

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Staticgirl, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

Im just about to complete updating the

b3tatrumps page... anyone got any they didnt post last night?

ed - dear lord!!! the newsletters out pretty sharpish today! reckon Rob needs early drinks?

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Alfie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

have you got

my hasslehoff one?

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munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)

indeed I have.

up there yesterday in fact.

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Alfie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:14, archived)

it's this working in an office thing

It has to be written the night before - so the only thing delaying sending it is the image challenge stuff.

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rob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)

but it does also mean

you get to the pub earlier on a friday!

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popt_art, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

Note to self:

However funny looking a fish-head you find and however comical a diving suit you find, the reslutant combination will just not be funny...

/coat /snorkel

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christhebarker, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:11, archived)

Dr Nick

you still around? can you host that pic i mentioned earlier for me please?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:08, archived)

i can do you one if you want

as i've got it open

frankdiscussion at lycos dot co dot uk

(edit) although just popping out for lunch, back in 15 if you need me.

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new_matt, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:15, archived)

here's a cute little fella

www.burnerkitty.com/118/uploads/2447/1.jpg

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:07, archived)

Awwww!

What is it? Baby porcupine?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 11:17, archived)

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