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# Some days, Vincent just couldn't be arsed!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Ah, his famous 'Franse vlag in tandpasta' work

;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# hahaha
yes, the union jack was just too difficult!
:)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# It took me a moment there
To work out that half that sentence was in Dutch. I knew there was something not quite right about it. Yet I understood it.

Some days my brain works, some days it doesn't. Today it appears to be working, though it was probably just a temporary morning glitch.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# hahah
ace
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# I love artists.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# A SPLENDID START TO THE DAY.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Cheery ning everyting!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)
# And a nearly Chin to you too
/sorry
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Grand!
here, have a tuna sandwich.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:39, archived)
# hmm I'm not into tuna
any ham or egg, yes I do like egg.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# I can get a fried egg roll
Now you mention it, I might get one myself.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:47, archived)
# and me please
with extra bacon
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Okay
you you like the bacon all crispy?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# any way it comes sir
I am in a great mood thanks to another FP

*glees*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# And a fine frontpage too
well done.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# *hungers*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
# Alan Carr to put you off brekka?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Oh wow.
Oh my.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# this will NEVER fail to make me laugh
ever
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Who?
I am now put off everything

for Ever.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Oh do wait a bit, child.
Plump it up first.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)
#
Silly girl, what do you think is in the bowl?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)
# gods, this is awefully racist....


No need to insult the gooks.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)
# this is also racialist
i believe the preferred nomenclature is nips
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Yes
with fire
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# De goede Heer van de Ochtend,
hoop ik u goed deze miserabele Dinsdag Ochtend bent?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Can't complain
and your good self?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# just a bit tired
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Ah yes
me too, only replace 'a bit' with 'damn fucking' ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)
# How odd
'Ning peeps
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Ahhhh!!!!
If you recognize this post, you're been here too long.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Happy looking bunch.
Hell on your sox I'd bet.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)
# ^ this
makes me feel all :D inside
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Asbolina loves the clergy...as often as she can.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:27, archived)
# And laste.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:27, archived)
# Ass? What's a girl of her age doing using words like that?
Arse, surely?

And wooyay for more Asbolina :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Maybe she has a pet donkey?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:53, archived)
# She's rather fond of the horny types.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Ptols!!
*man hugs*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# I mix NorthAmerican and UKetc terms.
In this case I did it cuz' I had an arse in the batch.

Thanks as always.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:26, archived)
# oof lolz!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:14, archived)
#
For the win!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
why is there a mink trying to have sex with that girls wheels?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)
# and here is a picture of some cats to say goodnight.
 

 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Oy!
I suspect a shopping!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:25, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:22, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# WIMMIN'S KNICKERS!
 
Woo to all of these.. yes, woo.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:30, archived)
# ALL YOU CAN FUCKING EAT FOR NINE FUCKING DOLLARS!!!
AIDS COSTS EXTRA DOLLAR.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:32, archived)
# WHOA
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:32, archived)
# I have a thematic march almost done.
I'll post it on the weekend. Rough title is
"Zombiemoonrobots got guns!". Have to finish
intro samples and figure out an ending...etc. [/;-D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:35, archived)
# Awesome!
I've been neglecting zombiemoonrobots lately, I should really clean things up a bit more.

I think there are more users than posts right now. (spammers)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:40, archived)
# I NOW HAVE THE NIPPLES OF HARDNESS!
shower then bed, 'night all!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Cya pb.
Sleep well.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:36, archived)
# now this I love :D

'ning all :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:02, archived)
# Thx.
FECK WOMAN!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)
# ningles Jeccles
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Yes, yes, YES!

good 'ning b3tans of teh internets!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Ningages in reply.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:24, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# [/:-D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 15 minutes or so to go.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:57, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING ART.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Oh, that Alfonso.
 
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THESE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:09, archived)
# THEY WILL NEVER LEARN UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE AND THEIR FAMILY HAS BURNED TO THE GROUND.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:14, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER GET NOWHERE WITHOUT A HEAPING HELPING OF MOXIE.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)
# THERE IS NO PROFIT WITHOUT GUSTO, NO MONEY WITHOUT VIM.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)
# That stinks!
Really stinky. A high 'Rank'ing award winner.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:15, archived)
#
# Mo Faha Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
October 8th, 2007 at 11:15 pm

Hi Alfosno! I love this website of yours! And what an uplifting message! NO! WE ARE NOT HERE TO BE YOUR SERVANTS! PAY US OR YOU GET NOTHING!! And oh, how I would have loved to have seen the look on that lazy woman’s face when you “helped” her on her way to finding another job :) Keep up the good work!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Here's my latest:
Alfosno Gerniou Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
October 8th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Yes, I did miss your point about a profit motive, because I ignored your point about upselling. If you need to upsell, you have not packaged your goods correctly. I achieve what you think of as an “upsell” because I sell a package of goods. There is no need to upsell because they already have every product I sell in the one package.

Sometimes a customer can ask for a single component but I do not listen. If they are a customer they already have this component, and if they are not a customer I am not interested in what they say.

By ignoring the pests and selling to the best, this is how I am a success.

I teach this rhyme to all my staff.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Shit, I just realised I spelled Alfonso wrong.
Oh well, it looks like she's spelling it right anyway.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)
# how did you know i'm a squid?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)
# sexy.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)
# PENETRATION
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)
# what could be sexier than t-rex/squid sex? maybe aliens added in....
"they played us for suckers!"
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:10, archived)
# WE NEED YOUR TORSO
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE TORSO
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)
# COURTHOUSE CRIMEDOLL
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# sorry, torso is busy right now. call again later.
and you've just popped up a very old memory of mine. i went to university in hamilton, and the first time i'd ever heard of hamilton was as a child - the murder of john dick and their infant son by wife/mother evelyn. the case was known as the torso killing because a few kids found the mutilated torso of the man's corpse on the escarpment (infant was found later encased in cement inside a suitcase). the story fascinated me as a child and i went to school there partly out of morbid curiousity.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# TORSO:
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)
# no cake!
garbage = you.

just kidding, you're wondrous and stuff.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:01, archived)
# hahaha.
at least it wasn't deagnosti.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)
# i would never do such a thing!
how old?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)
# not old enough.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:11, archived)
# this will change.
have a great day. indulge yourself.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# indeed!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:25, archived)
# Must be your Bioday by now.
Have a happy one.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)
# thanks.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 
Woo, say I.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:39, archived)
# A large sponge red arrow on a bit of wire
would work just as well...

ha ha woo to you
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:41, archived)
# How very odd!
Hurrah!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:46, archived)
# I have one of those.... IN MY PANTS
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:49, archived)
# I don't think so.
But I don't know for sure.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:58, archived)
# WILD THING.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)
# i like this
a lot
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:58, archived)
# bag your face!
i'm sure.

you and your styles....
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:02, archived)
# haha
This is good stuff
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:12, archived)
# I SHOULD DO THE WASHING UP.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:47, archived)
# good god
*drinks*



woo!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# that's crazy talk.
you won't have eight-eyed spies growing in your crockery if you clean it.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# WHAT A CUP!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Ace.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:52, archived)
# you forgot his nawty rating!
and how mentil he is.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:56, archived)
# Arrrrghhh...i've been affected...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:53, archived)
# hehe!
that's ace.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# That's great :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE.
 
Yay!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:39, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:47, archived)
# class.
i love your stuffs.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# I am an Expert...

...of Fail.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)
# how timely!
full of messageness! and commentary!

woo
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)
# SO'S GEE DUBYA.
 


LOLLLOOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLLL
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Phoar!
I mean... uh. Crikey.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Oh my
we do have fun here, don't we.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# GOOD FUN THAT IS FUNNY.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)
# THE B3TA LATESHIFT: YOU'LL WISH YOU HAD LESS FUN.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:30, archived)
# i prefer games...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)
# AEROSOL SEMEN!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:29, archived)
#
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# haha!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:35, archived)
# BUKKAKE IN A CAN!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:31, archived)
# bucanke?
imported straight from japan.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:43, archived)
# polly ticks suck the blood out of parrots.
soon we may be able to sub in an 'n' for the 'q'.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Comma comma ding dong.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:41, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhahhah!
UNTIL..


 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:46, archived)
#
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#
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# YOU GONNA SHARE THAT CARROT?
I BETCHOO AIN'T.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:16, archived)
# Woo then.
I think.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:08, archived)
# Party

Can someone tell me how to post an image to a thread (quietly)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
# <img src="put the address for the picture here"/>
BUT I CAN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)
# CHEERS
I"LL TRY TO THE SAME
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)
# LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)
# SHOUTING IS GOOD FOR YOU!
by 'post quietly', do you mean 'reply' to a post? i am confused by your intention.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:28, archived)
# Post
an image to an existing thread. You can be as loud as you like PB.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:32, archived)
# You're using b3ta hosting, so you can use the "My Images" link near the top of the board
to get the address, or the complete HTML code, to re-post an image.

A-WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP A-LOP-BAM-BOOM.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)
# oh yeah, i forgot that was available now.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:38, archived)
# you just hit reply and plug in the html tag, but you need hosting for them.
free hosting if you don't have any is available from various places: i use photobucket and it's all right. imageshack sucks ass, so avoid it, and msn and other places sometimes redex here like mad.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Thanks
I wanna be clean, rustyboy
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:40, archived)
# you're welcome.
rapi's suggestion might be easier.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:42, archived)
# k
:)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:45, archived)
# bedtime pea
g'night all!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)
# g'night you.
sorry I disappeared on you earlier today.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:08, archived)
# no worries
my puter went down for a couple of hours anyway
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
# and yet, here we are
like two sheeps that pass in the night.

edit: nice 2000th down there - shame you kept your clothes on, though. I didn't burden myself with things like shame for my 2000th.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:14, archived)
# DO IT, DO IT ROGER DO IT
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:10, archived)
# DON'T STOP, GET OUT
DON'T SAY A WORD, JUST PLAY
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I AM LISTENING TO: ROGER TROUTMAN
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
# pipe down fool
you're waking the baby
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)
# I AM REQUESTING: MORE INFORMATION
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:09, archived)
# "Do it Roger" By Zapp+Roger.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:31, archived)
# ROGER TROUTMAN:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_troutman

He did "The electric spanking of war babies"
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:40, archived)
# hey kids! let's make a party!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)
# But I just cut my fingernails!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# you get to make the balloon animals!
i suggest bats!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Yeah, ok. I'll bend them to keep the ribbing as an inner ear texture.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# ooh, good call.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# woo for nosferatu!
max schreck, pure genius.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# this is the kid-friendly version by pixardisney.
instead of spreading vampirism by biting, it's all done by sharing milk and cookies.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)
# STARRING MICHAEL JACKSON
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)
# HE CAN HIDE IN THE MILK WITH JOHN MERRICK'S REMAINS!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# heh.
that reminds me, i never did my 'everyone loves rapeman' pic, and i think it's past topical now.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)
# i'm all out of lime too :(
who's the guy on the nerd's shirt?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# dunno
you!?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:02, archived)
# not decrepit enough to be me. he looks alive.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:05, archived)
# printable animated gif
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:06, archived)
# we'll all be wearing them soon.
and of course the next generation's tubgirl and goatse will be iconic.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
#
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# he looks like that guy i carved.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)
# hehe
so you are a bit of an emil from lønneberg?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)
# i am a ham from wigistan.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)
# hmm..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# oh those crazed swedes.
i don't carve much. i'm too lazy.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:34, archived)
# IT MUST BE A POO PARTY.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# partyboy!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# i made candy flies for everyone!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)
# Wa-heyy!
Also:
G'night.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# 'night!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:04, archived)
# NOS4@2 =]
Awesome stuff, you should post pikchars more often =D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)
# you are the mental.
i try to limit my picposting to save wear and tear on the eyes of humans.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)
# You are the mental one
I've seen you post 2 in the last 2 days, both of them awesome.

You = teh f00lz, obviously
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:04, archived)
# dibs on the corpse

nice pic
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# there's enough for us to share, i think.
danke.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# awwwwwwwww!
 
RUN I BIETZ HARD
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# i think i was posting too much darkness in the past three years.
so i'm making up for it with postbear's happy funtime jamboree! starring nosferatu and pals.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Party?
With that lemon color? I don't think I'm really up for a lemon party with Nosferatu.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# he's more of a leekspinner, ashally.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Hee hee!
Does he sing that ke-razy song too?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:13, archived)
#
the song takes the point of view of a young man. he wants to dance with ieva (eva or eeva in savo) but her mother won't let him. they sneak away to someone else's house where everyone is dancing to a polka, and dance all night. when he follows her home, her angry mother is waiting for them, but he tells her straight out that ieva and he will be together no matter what.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)
# oh.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)
# TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:38, archived)
# speaking of music....
do you remember the awful dance track 'wanna drop a house (on that bitch)' by urban discharge. i heard it earlier today and it's ripe for an angry industrial reworking.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:41, archived)
# no?
*cries*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:43, archived)
# I don't recall it, nor have I found a version on-line yet.
From the look of discogs, that's about all they did as Urban Discharge..

*ponders*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:39, archived)
# it was monstrously big in the uk, apparently.
a friend played it for me, and it was amusing. i don't typically like dance music but odd bits like this (and ride committee's get huh, minty's useless man, etc) make me laugh.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:00, archived)
# lovely.
He is a happy vampire today.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)
# i put ecstasy in my blood, we got high!
higher than bats.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# woo! 2000th post!
have some pretty squares

Click for bigger (391KB)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Er....
that's not a nakey pic.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)
# I'd be very concerned for their health if it was.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Thanks for the mandrill info.
I'm going to a special party at the weekend... you may have saved me some embarassment there.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# no nakeds
i'm not getting billed for 3 dozen vom-filled keyboards!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
# congrats. nice squarage.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:30, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
# no wacom?
hmm..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)
# BE THERE, AND BE SQUARE
Woo =]

I wish I wasn't such a loser who is making this like a second home... I'm catching up with you already... =S
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
# bloody hell!
it's taken me over 4 months to get to 2000. i thought i was doing well! you'll have done it in half the time!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# Trust me, it's not impressive to get this many in a month
I have no life... =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# you can borrow mine
it's crap :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# BRN!!
Cubic!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)
# those are lovely squares.
now drop your pants.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# i'm not
wearing any
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# ok.
drop your skin.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# give it a few years
it'll drop on its own...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# sagmonkey, dancing on your tastebuds like a meaty ballerina.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# damn
i waltzed right into that one ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)
# WERDS ARE FUN.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)
# indeed they are
especially using long words around dyslexics :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Congrats!
Loser.

:D :D YAY
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# heh
thanks.

i'll post less when i've got rid of my writer's block!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Don't you dare stop!
You and Pineapple entertain me at 3/4am. IT'S A CRAZY* SEXY SLEEP** DEPRIVED*** PURPLE**** CIRCUS***** OF****** DREEEMS.

* Perhaps
** Perhaps
**** Perhaps
***** Perhaps
****** Perhaps
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# i'll have to stop
in about 15 minutes, i've got to be up in 4 hours!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Ouch! I feel your pain
my alarm is set for 11AM!! But only because then I can hit snooze 20 times before Neighbours at 1:40.

I really need to get a job/internship quick.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# shopping day for me
i can't drive, so i've got to be up early for a lift. still, shopping is good.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Oooh.
Purdy! ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# ^_^
thanks
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# mohole
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# disappointed by lack of camelspiders.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:20, archived)
# i have a few living in my beard.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# Trying too hard there, I think. I like it nonetheless.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Yeah,
all that outrage about those cartoons and they're NOT EVEN FUNNY.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I'M OUTRAGED!
wait....
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# HI MANSON!
o/
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# HALLO KAISER!
SQUEAKY SAYS HALLO!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)
# YOUR DOING IT RONG.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)
# OR VERY VERY RIGHT.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# that reminds me, i loaned my fleshlight to a street beggar.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)
# they go in the other end silly
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:32, archived)
# O NO PIRANHA-TEEFED BUNRABS!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:44, archived)
# still loving that.
 
woo!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Maybe that's why they got so pissed off.
"WHAT IS THIS SHIT? FUCK!"
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# my friend Emily

dressed as a goth fairy for halloween a few years ago...
she likes my vectors, so i told her i'd do one of her. click for bigger and less crap.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Thassa
gorgeous.

How're you, love?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# lo!
*waves*
i drewded this the other day...

Mr. mo seemed to think you'd like it.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I do!
Dresden Dolls ftw! ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# ^_^
also:


amanda palmer = way hot...

but i think my friend^^ may be hotter...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Hahah
true
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
i go drinky-drinky now...
ta!
^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Hahah
Enjoy your drinky-drinky. ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# ^_-
always!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# heh
marcel marceau's idea of heaven...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:22, archived)
# PALE BLUE?!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# very nice!
i dressed as a vampire last hallowe'en, scared the shit out of the trick-or-treaters!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I dressed as Babu Yagu, the green man-witch.
It was great.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# i am going this year as gambit from the x-men.
i am going to be magenta and SHINY!
^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# isn't that
a russian legend?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# not really,
it's from the Mighty Boosh!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# i'm sure there's a russian one
some old woman who has something to do with christmas
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)
# She's a witch, who lives in a house that stands on a giant chicken's foot, and she flies about in a mortar and pestle.
 
Pretty good fucking mushrooms in Russia, yes.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Awesome vectorage =]
Have a woo
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)
# thankee...
her eyes were fun...she has pretty cool eyes...

never vectored someone i really knew before. ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:27, archived)
# AAU
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:26, archived)
# that's ace.
she looks a bit like Charlotte Church... (but more classy)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:31, archived)
# hmm...
not really...maybe i just suck at vectoring...
*weeps openly*

(she's the one on the right)
...i'm the douchebag on the left with the awesome hat...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Yay.
Your hat rocks.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:36, archived)
# indeed it does...
^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# i look
like a complete and total tit in a hat.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)
# as do i.
^^see above^^
i am currently wearing what my friends have dubbed my "lesbian booze hat."

it was free and has the jagermeister logo on it. ^_^

it makes me all sorts of friends.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# that's not too bad
i look like someone's dropped a small bin on my head
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Is this you?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# i wish!
i look much worse!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# you're good at these.
meily looks pleasant.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# indeed she is,
best hippie i know!
^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# i like harpies, they have sweet voices.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)
# and sweaty vices.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:17, archived)
# are there any other kind of vices?
i hope not.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# I love your vectors skills
and you choice of subject materials. You totally rock!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:12, archived)
# First person to guess the person and the show wins a drawing.

Unfortunately, mofaha, you don't count because you were there when I got the idea. And don't tell...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)
# simon amstell
never mind the buzzcocks?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Hahah
Well you've won that, then. xD

Would you like a picture as your prize?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# how about a pic
of bill bailey? i have a thing for his royal trollishess...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Alright.
I will draw you a Bill Bailey. I quite like him. He's really funny. And I like when he made fun of Donny Tourette on Nevermind The Buzzcocks.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# that was funny :D
i like it when he says randfom shit like cheese and weasels
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Hahahah
yess.
I liked the Beaver or Diva thing they did on that show, as well.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# i missed that one!
i preferred the older ones, him and mark lamar worked well together.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# That paedophile who got busted from his swirly face picture?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# ...
:/
What?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Inverting filters is this week's spy-trick.
As if people hadn't been doing that to jap-porn for 20 years.
www.boingboing.net/2007/10/08/untwirling-photo-of.html
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Oh my!
hahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)
# O O
        >
        o
 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# That made me laugh
much more than it probably should have.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)
# that paedophile simon amstell?
(best of both worlds).
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:59, archived)
# He doesn't look much like a football player. :)

EDIT: SB Vikings is our town's team. Just...you know...in case you were wondering.
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO
*throws knives
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Haha!
For some reason, the thought of throwing knives at someone makes me laugh uncontrollably..

I think I've discovered another layer to my morbid sense of humour =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# RAWR!!!











I thought it was the appropriate response
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Considering how much I use that word/hear it used
You're probably right.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Rawr
is the bestest word. I have a shirt that says rawr on it...and has a dinosaur. ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# I don't associtate it with dinosaurs
I associate it with any time I need to break a silence.

Does that make me a dinosaur? =S
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Possibly...
When it gets silent or awkward my friend Devin makes either a turkey or a turtle with his hands. I really don't know why. But it does break the silence. ;D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:54, archived)
# If I'm not involved in a conversation I will do the robot
I do it a LOT.

I also realised my main modes of transportation today:
1. Walking
2. Being driven
3. Bus
4. Body popping

I generally just dance from A to B.
Especially in the kitchen, where I spend a lot of time...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Dancing
is very good. I do it a lot. The robot is FUN! Have you ever seen the Soulja Boy dance? More fun than you'd think. :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)
# Never heard of it..
I'll have to look it up

The more dances I can add to my repertoire, the better, even though I stand that white guys should not dance under any circumstances... But then hey, I guess I'm just a hypocrite..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Soulja Boy
dance is something white people should probably never do. But I do it anyway. If you search on Youtube for Soulja Boy Superman you should find it.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:20, archived)
# That's a dance nobody should do
It's fucking hilarious, but nobody can do it justice.

People copying stuff like that will never be as impressive as the original, so I won't ever try it =]

Looks much harder to do than generic body popping =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Hahahah
I can't body pop. And yeah. No one should do that dance. But the superman part is way fun. Hahahah
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I can only body pop because I improvise
There are about 4 or 5 moves and you just fiddle about with them. Not like you care, but it's how I move between areas in the kitchen when I'm cooking every day =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)
# That's pretty awesome.
We have fake wood floors so when I wear socks, it's even more fun to dance.
ALSO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EIjFSjIsV4&mode=related&search=
Can you do that!?!?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:50, archived)
# How did you find a video of me on youtube?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# Thass not you!
is it?

Anyways. School tomorrow. Off to bed. :( G'night.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Harr, totally isn't, I can't do any of that..
And I don't have school, because I'm well cool.
And 18 and all that..

G'night!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I remember this sketch
I prefer the look of the computer coloured ones, but would be better if it implemented the colouring style you use on the drawn ones.

Nicely done though =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Yea...
I was actually thinking that when I started coloring him. But I don't know if I could apply that style to the computer. I will try, though.

How did your recording go, by the way?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Woo =]
The recording went quite well thanks =]
Over about 4 hours (including probably an hour lunch) I recorded about an hours worth of usable drums. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough mics on hand to record an acoustic kit, so we used his electric kit, which is noticably MIDI samples =[

It sounds cool though, and it's only rough copies either for demo use or for personal reminders/arrangement =]

I'm currently debating whether I should do a portrait for someone or continue arranging Africa by Toto so we can cover it =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Hahah
Sounds good. I'd like to hear it sometime...

Portrait vs. Africa? That's a hard one. Which takes more time?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Well, I'm not sure..
I shouldn't really be doing it, I'm the bassist, but it's fun =]

I've already done one portrait today for someones birthday present (Yes, I'm totally cheap) but I said I'd do it a while ago...

I could do both, It's only 2:45 =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Portraits
for presents aren't cheap. I made a 5minute picture of a cayke with black icing for my friend's birthday because I had forgotten. Eheheh...

No. It's 9:47. Even more time then...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Shit, I forgot to set my clock back 5 hours again..
I always forget to do that...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Bahahaha
Obviously. Duh!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Well phucket
I've arrange Africa, sort of...

The guitar part will do, I may as well just get on with the drawing for now =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Hooray for drawing!
^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Looks like the type to go after hairy sailors. [/;-P
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I...
don't know what to say to that. :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Didnt know Kitti was into hairy sailors...i have a freind that is a merchant seaman
*freind is gay as a gay
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# he has
very shiny hair
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# So do you!



Wait...that wasn't a very good insult. Hahah
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# my hair
isn't shiny. i really should have washed it tonight ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Hahah
Put oil on it...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# i can't keep my hands off it right now
my head always itches when i'm tired. weird but true.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Hmm...
Odd. My head itches when I don't wash my hair for like...four days. Hahah
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# four days? you're lucky!
if i don't wash mine every other day, you could fry an egg on it!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Wow!
I wanted dreadlocks, but I hate not washing my hair. Hahah
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:54, archived)
# i got mine beaded last year
on holiday. i sat in the rooftop jacuzzi for 4 hours and burnt the shit out of my scalp! i won't be getting that done again!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Oh my!
Sounds painful. But I'm sure it looked lovely. :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:08, archived)
# it did look good
i may get it done again one day, but i've cut most of it off now, i'm going back to my roots...


/sick of dyeing my hair blog
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bah!
My hair has been so many colors! And I have clip in extensions. Hahah
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# i'm natural blonde
and very pale, dyeing it black was a mistake. blue looked good, though.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# I have never
tried blue. But I quite liked purple and red. :)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:22, archived)
# i only dyed it blue
because it matched my blue velvet pantsuit and wedgies! :D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I dont think its shine...hydrochloric acid burn from failed suicide attempt
*throws more knives.....and a kettle
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:39, archived)
# That's no football.
I've obviously stayed up far too late again...
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Bah!
That is an American football. Duh! ;D
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:40, archived)
# vikings?!
i'm having trouble imagining a tribal/ethnic group less inclined to participate in steroid fatball. maybe ethiopian tribesmen or pygmies.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)
# as promised to woodgie, the first in a series of some.
nutters: the cat woman.
not often seen around town, the cat woman is known and feared in communities all over the world. she will have anywhere between 5 and 100 cats, all of which seem completely ignorant of how to use a litterbox. far from cute, cuddly, loving pets, the cat woman's menagerie will be snarling, spitting, yowling maniacs who will attack at will. trying to explain to her that her beloved babies are actually furry nightmares is pointless, she will not believe you. the cat woman can usually be seen wearing a housecoat, slippers and stockings, sometimes accompanied by hair curlers. she wears these as she daily roams the streets in search of her wayward beasts. approaching her will often result in a mouthful of abuse. due to her nutter status and distressing odour of feline incontinence, the cat woman is a prime target for the local kids. they will follow her(at a safe distance), yelling a choice selection of colourful words and phrases, until she chases them. the cat woman is, apart from the disgusting smell, harmless.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
# needs more bag and incontinence
pisspisspiss lady
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)
# also
brown teefs. she's not ready to go in the book yet, i'm still only on first draft.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Still would tho,,,,
*prolly has
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# the cat woman
will sleep with anyone who supplies alcohol.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Draw one of the cats!
It has to have the most clumpy and horrible fur that is not only unstrokable, but has an appearance that makes you want to stay at least 100 yards away from it for fear of fur monsters spawning from the patchy, clumpy, flea infested fur bag. =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# i'll do it tomorrow
when both my eyes aren't fighting for the same socket ;)

in case you hadn't noticed, i'm actually crap at drawing
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# Hadnt noticed...in fact its better than 99% of pretentious shit that gets posted at times
its fun!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# thanks
not true, but thanks ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I like a bit of computer drawing sometimes
I can't do it, I'm considering investing in a cheap tablet just so I can do it comfortably, but knowing me it will be another one of my wastes of money that I can't afford =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *wants tablet too
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# same here
if i had the cash, i'd get a cheap tablet myself. i'm so skint right now, i'm smoking rollies! sooner i get something published, the better, i need the cash!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# hahha
*is also smokin rollies, tax free Golden Ginnie
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# ooo, posh!
i'm on the amber leaf!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# I heard smoking is inversely proportional to yays.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)
# smoking rollies
gives you manky yellow fingers, but not smoking them causes you to eat the entire contents of the fridge :(
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Also smoking causes early death...before you become incontinent, senile etc
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# ALWAYS been my argument
The minutes of my life people keep saying it will take off are the minutes I will be dying in agony.

I've quit anyway, so it totally doesn't matter =]
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)
# hmm? what did you say?
something about fish, wasn't it?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)
# my sister's cat phoned up my cat

and promptly fell asleep
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)
# fluffeh pron
nsfa!!!!!
nsfa!!!!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# i've used skype with my cat before.
it was really dumb.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)
# CAT
IS NOT PEOPLE
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN
IS PEOPLE!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# You made me hunger
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)
# it's also
one hell of a good film
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)
# pffft!
Charlton Heston.. good?

My favourite line:
(while smoking a cigarette)
"You know, if I had the money.. I'd smoke two or three of these, every day.."
 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# How fcuk do you remeber stuff like that?
I cant remember what day it is let alone a line from a 70's movie
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i remember
because i've seen it 3 times in the last 6 weeks
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Stuff like that is in the long-term memory.
As for my short-term memory..

wait, what?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# i love the part
where he breaks down and cries when he sees the beef. it really makes you realise how bad things are meant to be for them. it's the defining moment of the film for me.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# Wrong!
Skype makes it cool. Soon I'll get Joost, then I'll fucking rule.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# my mum's cat loves to talk on the phone
for real!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# toap.




loln00b ;)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# bi
attch!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# WAKE UP KITTEH
THE TOAP WON'T MAKE ITSELF!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# how can we maek infinite cat if you is sleepings!
 
Cute.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT!

except mine has a cooler tail.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# kitty corporations would be great to work for.
"yes boss, i'll get right on it after i sleep for three more hours and then defecate in a box. oh, and then there's playtime."
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:01, archived)
# It's a likkle doggy!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

It's teh paw!!!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Pip pip, why am I looking at your dog and all that.
So why is the paw smaller?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)
# *Points and laughs at the foreign/youngster*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle
got a gammy hand or something
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Polio deformation (I think)
One hand is tiny.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S NOT
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# ah yes.
 
That's why.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# ^ this.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle has Poland's Syndrome.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland_syndrome

which is funny because.. umm..
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# 'cos it just kinda is
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Toats?
TOATS!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# aaahhhh toats...a long gone bandwagon
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I feel like I've missed out =[
I'm only assuming that it's meant to mean toast, but I'm afraid of asking questions such as these in case I get laughed at for being a young scallywag =[
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# discomeats mistyped 'toast' as 'toats'
so we celebrated that. In fact we continue to celebrate it, just not as often.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Heh
That's pretty awesome =]

Cheers for the antinoobage ^_^
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Yeah well
any excuse to animate some partially burned sliced bread.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Noticed zoo nickted one of your pics...or did you let em?
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)
#
 

 
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# french hairy toats
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# ugh.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)
# dammit i missed the toats party.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:03, archived)
# .
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)
# hahhhahha
best
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Awesome stuff =P
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# potatoe
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:51, archived)
# boil 'em, mash 'em, &c.
 
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# YES!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)
# really, really, really
would
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# ace!
*wants to clicky
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# TOE-MAH-TOE!!!!
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# *melge*
*merm*
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 4:36, archived)
# potatoes?!
it must be octuber.
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 5:06, archived)

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