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# mornings
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# hahahah,
yo chunders, what the fuck?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)
# 'lo sir
exactly what I was thinking
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# IT IS MIDDAY AND I HAVE JUSTIWOKEN UP
I AM STILL VERY DRUNK. I NEED FRIED CHICKEN.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)
# LIAR!

just woken up myself... nowhere near drunk enough
the chicken thing does sound like a good idea
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU WAKING UP AT SLEEP TIME
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# What is blog?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# Here's one I did once so I could honestly write /breakfast blog at the bottom of a message.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Hahaha! Well played for halfpastpissed and just awake.
*opens can of stewed potatoes*
*waves hand over it a bit*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Pfffts!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Will it
eat 'em?


*waits in anticipation*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 4:20, archived)
# kitties with beaks!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:03, archived)
# hahahah
"say he kinda lukes laike a biaby! I eat biabys! Get in ma belly, ah'm bigger than yowe, ahm higher in the food chain"
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I love Gooooooooooooold!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Why do you keep getting banned, 333?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# what?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:10, archived)
# SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:11, archived)
# 3/10
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:12, archived)
# WHYDON'T YOU GET BANNED MORE OFTEN, JAM MASTER GEORDIE?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# I think it's because I am the King of b3ta.
I am a level above everybody else.
:(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# B& 4 LIES.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# WRONG! INTERNET!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:25, archived)
# UR A FAT LIAR.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)
# ^needs more buffy
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Now post a picture of some chick taking a dump.
I'LL POST MY BOOBS IF YOU'RE ALL NICE TO ME
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# U R B&
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# Hear, hear! Waste of good food!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# That sounds
awwwright if you ask me.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 11:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# oooooh!
I likes this muchly,
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# This is awesome =]
So much so, I failed to find the "t" key at least 3 times in a row.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:06, archived)
# Yaaarrr!

that has very much Woo!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Foof Foof Foof
while back i hit your Myspazz on your birthday.,... but was to lazy to post a comment. so late happy bday
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:17, archived)
# *swigs carrot-grog*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)
# Yarr indeed!
Yo ho, what ho, old bean.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# undead pirate rabbit day already?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


repostulated compost
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)
# ahoj VuVu
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Guv'nor.
*tips cap*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# and god said unto moses "come forth"
but he came fifth and got a rubber duck.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:29, archived)
# I think
you'll find fifth place gets a soggy biscuit.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# a soggy biscuit goes to 6th place
it goes thusly:
1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# As a promotion ShittyBlenderCo has donated aids for all contestants.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# like your shit smooth?
tired of those nutty lumps and suspicious bits of corn?
then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!

from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000

Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Cya
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# I don't understand this.



:[
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Parting the red /big sea/c
Cancer charity in UK



(at least i *think* that's what it means)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Just
the parting of the red sea (C)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# haha
Sorry, I read too much into it, my bad.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# *chastises*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:58, archived)
# *awaits payment*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# pfftt!
I'll pay you a whole shilling and promise not to cum in your eyes. Deal?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Aww,
I kinda like the eye thing...but, OK.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:04, archived)
# aw go on then, as it's you.
I promise to spooge into your eyes.


Damn you for making me care.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Ohhh
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
*repeatedly headbuts keyboard*

*clicks*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# hedgehog from hell :D


Click for bigger (152KB)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Woo!
Good night.
Work tommorow :/
tata
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# hehee
cheers :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# thats awesome
can you do me?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# sure can
:D just gaz me a pic :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# ok done it
:D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Hahhahahahaha
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:21, archived)
# lovely stuff,
nice sig also...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# cheers :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Woo!
He can eat a butty and chew on a virgin's neck at the same time.
Impressive :)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# hheeehehehe
:)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Shitting hell
Nice stuff =D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# heheee
:D cheers sir!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# hey Si!!! Excellent as always
Long time no see! Got a lot to talk over with you at some point, so please get in touch. Gaz me or something, or you have my msn.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# howdy bhlc!
hows it going :D sounds interesting gaz away :D

(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# gaz'ed/
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I love you, and you know it.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hehehe
yay! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Can it
be milked?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)
# yes
100% fact! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Horay!
You win all of the internets. And stuff too.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)
# again
thats the third time this week :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I doubt you won
stuff before.
Now go and look at my vid in Links and tell me it was worth a day of my life...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# ive won lots of stuff
thank you very much - recently i won a copy of lightroom.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Advanced Photoshop again?
You media whore you!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha
no this was what digital camera magazine :D

talking of AP - im in it it this month and next :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:22, archived)
# That
doesn't count as stuff. Stuff is stuff.

I'm really tired. I hope it doesn't show. :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# this is rather excellent!
if i gaz you a party pic of me, will you zombify me? i'm already wearing a vampire cloak! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
# hehehe
yes - please do :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)
# it may take a day or two
a certain b3tan (he knows who he is) still has to scan the pics and send them to me.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# no rush!
:)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Dandy :¬)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)
# hehee
:)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I made this to riff happytoast, but it works here too now.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)
# hehehehe
thats all of the aces! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# just the thought of zombie seamen
makes me frisky ,)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:31, archived)
# i get the thoughts
of a pool of green slime with biting things in it.....oh seamen :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# i don't mind things biting
as long as it's not too hard!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# *nibbles*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)
# good stuff, mister man.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:32, archived)
# thank ya
sir! :)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)
# LOL internet!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Yes?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# indeed

edit: there's this white owl pic floating around the the interwebs you see....

should I continue :)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)
# o'rly
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# FALL CAR CARE?!?!?!
sounds like a fucking accident!

(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Psychedelic Mungo
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace =P
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# OOOH-WAAA-AH-AAH
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahah
the eyes.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# More messing with
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# splendidicum
:¬)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# thats ace
i loved the castle earlier :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# i have been loving the horror theme.
so this is like a tribute. although the original artist is unknown, I think it fitting.
:D
yours are very good.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# why thank you!
:D the original looks amazing too :D where did u get it from??
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)
# Vdown thereV
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)
# ahh i see
:D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# *sneaks up*
*hugs*
*runs waddles away*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# helllo you
hows it going :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# i have manflu
*sniffles pathetically*
am drugged to the gills and want to go to bed but i'm twitching too much to sleep. grrr.

how's you? and what brought on the [very welcome] return of the horrorpics? i'm enjoying them muchly.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# bugger - manflu is the worst kind of flu
luckly i get womanflu and am able to carry on doing the cooking, cleaning, tidying, working 3 jobs, raiding a brood of 3,000 and still get 8 full hours of sleep a night :D

to be honest, i jsut fancied making some horror pics. the news of the nikon fella dying made me want to zombiefy something :(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Cor blimey!
This is a bit creepy.

Liked the tutorial earlier, informative =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# did you make the original photo as well?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# No
found under "horror" g-img-search
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# your concepts are cool
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)
# YAY
Wonderful
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# wow, you can overlay white boxes over someone elses photo.
How astoundingly original and talented.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# thanks.have a shit in a basket!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# did you make that poopoo yourself?
...or did you just shop it into that basket?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# no
i scraped it from sticky label's cv.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)
# mr pineletsripthefleshfromyourbonesapple :D


Click for bigger (183KB)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# This is much woo!
Would you make me undead some day? :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i'd love to
gaz me a photo :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# room for any more
PS... ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposites
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You should read my rant on myspace.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# You should read my RANTS on myspace
I don't do many any more, but every week I would scream about a fair amount until people either stopped doing it, or deleted me from their friends list.

Either way, I'm a winner.

Also: TWO FOUSAND?! =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Congratz ! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Charrrrs =D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# congrats!!
:)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# mice one
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Does it have to be good quality?
I shall get you one asap :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:43, archived)
# okay quality
but fairly big sized :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# *can't find one*
Monday-ish?
I'm working tommorow :(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# no rush!
i'm here all week - try the veal :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Did you stalk me in bulgaria?
All i ate was veal.
the food was crap..
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.

(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Haha. Hahahahahhahahahahahaha.
You what?

Hahahaha.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# yeaaaaaaah
just felt the uncontrolable urge to share. Sorry.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:36, archived)
# How incredibly bad your judgement is.
Splendid.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# HOLYSHITDONTREADTHISPLEASE
I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real

BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!

This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.

She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"

BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.

If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.

1

2

3

4

YOU'RE A TWAT

Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
#
If i die of syphillis you're gonna look sooooo stupid.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Yes
I'll look stupid...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# You're getting your tenses mixed up...
you DO look stupid.

EDIT: P.S Pwned.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I'm getting my tenses mixed up?
By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?

If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.

But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.

Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Ignored?
Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.

Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"

P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# you are on a L-plate
tread carefull and your fun will continue, dont and you'll miss out on lots of fun.
;)
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# haahahhahahahhaha
i think you could have got a "however" in there. b+
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# buh-bye now
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:45, archived)
# What I really really really want is
a world population of two billion.

OK, here goes...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# WHat?
what?

what is this?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# *poops*
*high fives*

Strangely, I was discussing how well I would survive an oncoming zombie apocalypse earlier..

Clearly, I was wrong.

WOO =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# hehee
yes, i was a tad slow in posting it - but the i was making this yesterday...

small parts
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# These are bloody good!
I wish I had photoshoppery skills like that =[
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# pfffft
drawings are better :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Hardly!
I'd give anything to be able to manip like that!

Most I can do is alter hue to make someone look like an oompa loompa =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)
# hahahaa
oompa loompa doopa di da,
if you play with photoshop
you can add bra's
doopa dooopa dumpa di di,
if you use the clone tool then listen to me...
what do you get while holding down keys,
manipulating photos with the greatist of ease,
etc...

:D nah its all pretty simple really - ive recently gotten into drawing and painting. i love it! :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Haha
Quality =P

I've got back into drawing ever since Heffrey offered a portrait swap =]
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)
# i like to drw its fun
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# still no grasp of basic anatomy, eh?
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# When you reply to this I will be in bed, shaking with fear you fiend
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# shaking my cunt with fear
impressive :D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# eww! he's hideous!
and your pic makes him look even worse!

j/k.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Bollocks to the rugby, here's some Quo
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Are
they gonna roast her?

*waits expectantly*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Roast?
*wanks expectantly*
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# moan
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Oooo you naughty reposter
Almost exactly 1 week on too!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Well to be fair
It's not like there's a quo thread two threads down or anythi- Oh. Wait.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Bollocks to the rugby?
Too right.
& ning. I've been lurking tonight.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)
# The subject title made me smirk
And then writhe with anger.

Lovely stuff though =D
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Good 'ning.
On past 11 again i see ^_^
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)
# Just a bit..
Apparently I'm the #1 nightcrawler on the stats.. and only just #2 by 3 posts in the evening shift.

I need a life, I'm only 12 11 posts away from 2k, and it's only been a couple of months!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Where do i see that stats? :O
I wonder if im on them.
That would be cool.
This is my new ambition in life.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)
# The ol' zeltergiset linked me last night
With the news of my nightcrawling ability.

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

Apparently it's changed since last night though, so I'm a few posts lower on the evening thang.

I'm #5 overall.. I'm fucking ashamed =[ I seriously need something else to do.

On a side note, I just scanned in the drawing from last night of you, I shall link you in uno momento, after I've done the rest (I think I did 9 over the course of today) and uploaded them to DA
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Now I feel like
Until I'm on that stats page I must be some sort of loser.

Ambition acquired.
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I made the stats board
/excited and blind drunk blog.
Edit: maybe some of you will see this. I'm about to pass out so g'night all!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Like everything in this world, funnier in my head

(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# quick pro quo, Mr. Banwen
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Squid pro row?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# french people piss me off
/cartman blog
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Nowt to do with the compo

She's lovely on buses
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
*not entirely sure why I find this so funny*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# trying to create the ultimate subwoofer?
boom boom boom...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# She's actually a lesbian tennis instructor,anxious to get to heaven
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# ahhh bollocks!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Haha
Awesome stuff =P
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no its not
its shit!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# It made me roofle
And actually made me jump a bit =P
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# It's not shit!
*holds up fists*
wanna fight?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Lovely 'pot! What terrible news is this about a Jaffa shortage?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I don't know
I have yet to get to the bottom of it.
Heads are going to roll!
The bunker will have to be stocked with milk chocolate hobnobs as they are on promotion at the mo.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Thats a pretty good replacement. I'm suitably placated.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# you shop in sommerfield
/aicmfp(ackets of biscuits)
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Sorry, no five pounds for you
no five pounds for youMcvities put them on promotion so they should be cheaper everywhere.
There are no sommerfields in Cape Town either ;)
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# good!
cos sommerfield is crap and expensive *shops in londis because its nearer but alas is also crap*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# In a jar!
The one with the owlbear poking a hawkheaded lion on it.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Excellent!
*Feels thoroughly insulted*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# awwww
you'll be right - theres a knighthood in the mail isnt there?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Shsss
I'm trying not to be associated with this place
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
A great first post to see after I've just logged on.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# oh dear god...
that only just dawned on me...
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Evenin' all
say hi to my new girlfriend =P

click for BONES
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Click for boners?
How did you know :o
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# only the wettest of dreams
shall I be having tonight
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Hard choice between condom and chainsaw for protection.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Taking no chances with that
*BFG's*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Where did you dig her up?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# i thought this was the REV at first
blimey! thats a bit rather wooyay is that!
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Something I made

Hope this is OK to post here. Apologies for shoddy picture, I have a shoddy camera.

I made this with a lathe and file. The outer silver is a 10p coin, the copper a penny, and the inner silver a 5p. The Lambda design is copper wire, twisted to make a braid. I gave it to a lovely lady I know. I've made a few of these and given them to friends, but this is the first I took a picture of.
Sorry it ain't photoshop
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# *crowbars*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# But it's not sunday yet
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Any day
is a day for lambdas
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# And "made" things
So sayeth the Death of Ferrets!

(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# You are aware it's highly illegal to fuck with the Queen's currency?
*looks stern*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# fuck her.....
she has plenty!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I'm thinking of my future Knighthood here, Zank
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# I think that was repealed or something
You get penny press things at museums that squish pennies, which isn't illegal.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# its an offense to deface the queen
looks rather nice though :)
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ^this
Although I don't think it's strictly enforced. Yet.

'ning SkUG, B3ta.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# howdy
*waves*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# IT IS A LIE!
:D
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Give me my companion cube plushie
NOW!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Well i think its ace.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# ^ this ^
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Compo it
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# k.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I want this to animate.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# be patient.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Christ, I jumped out of my skin!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# It is a horrific image.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# You're telling me!
I have MIRRORS in my house!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *worships*
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# translator's note: hai means yes in japanese
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)
# yeah, but it means 'hi' in real human person laungage.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# translator's note: lol no it doesn't u idort
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yes it does
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Psychedelic Warlord get the fuck off the phone
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Huh?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# whats an idort?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# It's actually a person who owns both a PSP and a DS (or at least owns multiple consoles).
It's true. But I felt like using it in this situation as well.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# llo.

edit: I should include a pic, as you did.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# fucking shitty blenders
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I'd buy one
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# WHAT DO THEY BLEND
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I have no idea.
I thought they were desk knick-knacks like
those balls on stings in a wire cage. Who knew?
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# OH SHIT.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hotel room, and new office bits done.
Finished up bit more, but got sidetracked
playing with parts. I'll get more in this eve.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# This is art
This is emotion.
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# OH HAI DR DYSLEXIA
/TYPED WITH SHIFT KEY DEPRESSED LIKE A PRO
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# shut up you!
you made my dog run away :(
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# rocketree
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
lovely!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# : - )
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# not a hell of a lot of room left for a bandaid!
woo!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
He had no idea his garden was on top of a Doctor No base

(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# LAUNCH!
Wheeeeee!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hey Ho !
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# lol
cos Richard Harris plays gayers
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Arf
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# lolz
JK Rowling outs Dumbledore as gay
(, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

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