
I AM STILL VERY DRUNK. I NEED FRIED CHICKEN.
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just woken up myself... nowhere near drunk enough
the chicken thing does sound like a good idea

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*opens can of stewed potatoes*
*waves hand over it a bit*
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*waves hand over it a bit*

"say he kinda lukes laike a biaby! I eat biabys! Get in ma belly, ah'm bigger than yowe, ahm higher in the food chain"
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I am a level above everybody else.
:(
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:16,
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:(

I'LL POST MY BOOBS IF YOU'RE ALL NICE TO ME
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:14,
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So much so, I failed to find the "t" key at least 3 times in a row.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:06,
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while back i hit your Myspazz on your birthday.,... but was to lazy to post a comment. so late happy bday
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but he came fifth and got a rubber duck.
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it goes thusly:
1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids
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1st place = a holiday for 2 in the bahamas
2nd = a weekend for 2 in torquay
3rd = a romantic meal for 2 in your local balti house
4th = a bottle of wine
5th = a rubber duck
6th = a soggy biscuit
7th = chlamydia
8th = the bad aids


tired of those nutty lumps and suspicious bits of corn?
then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!
from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000
Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:43,
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then try new ShittyBlender! all the great taste of shit without the inconvenience of lumps.
it's edible!
it's spreadable!
it's ShittyBlender!
from the people who brought you the FaecalFrother 2000
Edit: i'm off to bed, g'night all!

Cancer charity in UK
(at least i *think* that's what it means)
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(at least i *think* that's what it means)

I'll pay you a whole shilling and promise not to cum in your eyes. Deal?
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:01,
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I promise to spooge into your eyes.
Damn you for making me care.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 3:07,
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Damn you for making me care.

He can eat a butty and chew on a virgin's neck at the same time.
Impressive :)

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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:30,
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Impressive :)


Long time no see! Got a lot to talk over with you at some point, so please get in touch. Gaz me or something, or you have my msn.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:33,
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stuff before.
Now go and look at my vid in Links and tell me it was worth a day of my life...
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:11,
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Now go and look at my vid in Links and tell me it was worth a day of my life...

thank you very much - recently i won a copy of lightroom.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:15,
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no this was what digital camera magazine :D
talking of AP - im in it it this month and next :D
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 2:22,
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talking of AP - im in it it this month and next :D

doesn't count as stuff. Stuff is stuff.
I'm really tired. I hope it doesn't show. :D
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I'm really tired. I hope it doesn't show. :D

if i gaz you a party pic of me, will you zombify me? i'm already wearing a vampire cloak! :D
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a certain b3tan (he knows who he is) still has to scan the pics and send them to me.
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of a pool of green slime with biting things in it.....oh seamen :D
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edit: there's this white owl pic floating around the the interwebs you see....
should I continue :)

so this is like a tribute. although the original artist is unknown, I think it fitting.
:D
yours are very good.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:40,
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:D
yours are very good.

:D the original looks amazing too :D where did u get it from??
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*sniffles pathetically*
am drugged to the gills and want to go to bed but i'm twitching too much to sleep. grrr.
how's you? and what brought on the [very welcome] return of the horrorpics? i'm enjoying them muchly.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:58,
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am drugged to the gills and want to go to bed but i'm twitching too much to sleep. grrr.
how's you? and what brought on the [very welcome] return of the horrorpics? i'm enjoying them muchly.

luckly i get womanflu and am able to carry on doing the cooking, cleaning, tidying, working 3 jobs, raiding a brood of 3,000 and still get 8 full hours of sleep a night :D
to be honest, i jsut fancied making some horror pics. the news of the nikon fella dying made me want to zombiefy something :(
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:12,
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to be honest, i jsut fancied making some horror pics. the news of the nikon fella dying made me want to zombiefy something :(

This is a bit creepy.
Liked the tutorial earlier, informative =]
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39,
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Liked the tutorial earlier, informative =]

How astoundingly original and talented.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07,
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...or did you just shop it into that basket?
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:26,
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PS... ZOMG PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!
~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposites
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:38,
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~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposites

I don't do many any more, but every week I would scream about a fair amount until people either stopped doing it, or deleted me from their friends list.
Either way, I'm a winner.
Also: TWO FOUSAND?! =]

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Either way, I'm a winner.
Also: TWO FOUSAND?! =]


All i ate was veal.
the food was crap..
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:27,
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the food was crap..

~~~
The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34,
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The last time I did this it worked for me too. I wished for a baby,
~~
and
you all know what happened (approx. 2 months later).
I had to give this a shot...
Don't laugh at this! Just do it! My best friend just did this, this morning, wished for her
promotion
and just got a call and she got it.
Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is
astounding. the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck.
****** ****** ****** ****** ********** (,)(,) *.....* You have just been visited by Dr.Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.
10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3 .. 2.. 1.. MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true! . If you don't it will become the opposite.

I'm a moron/attention whore who thinks these things are real
BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!
This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.
She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"
BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.
If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.
1
2
3
4
YOU'RE A TWAT
Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!
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BUT WAIT! I HAVE PROOF!
This is a story that was clearly made up about my best friend's dead dog's mother's ex-room mate from Norwich.
She saw one of these and thought "Oh look, another idiot who believes in internet fortunes"
BUT SHE DIED 10 SECONDS LATER.
If you don't repost this on a generic forum with a title of "LOLOLOLTHISISREALLYSCARYBUTDONTREADITORYOULLDIE"
your wish will implode and cause your head to turn into a marshmallow.
1
2
3
4
YOU'RE A TWAT
Now, repost this to 30000 people in the next 20 seconds or you will die of syphillis!

you DO look stupid.
EDIT: P.S Pwned.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42,
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EDIT: P.S Pwned.

By making a sarcastic comment about how I'll looks stupid?
If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.
But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.
Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL
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If I had, which I haven't, then clearly you will have made the same mistake.
But then, none of this matters, because I've already put you on ignore for wasting several of my posts. However, this gives me an excuse to go up to 1999, so I at least thank you for that.
Ps. LOLOWNEDROFL

Then I win, you walk away, tail 'twixt legs crying about the brilliant life you couldve led as a comedian.
Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"
P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.
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Seeing as you can't read this it doesn't really matter, but I fancy having the last woord. Yes you DO look stupid because you failed to see that posting the chain message was a joke, don't like it fine but don't accuse me of being a "moron/ attention whore who thinks these things are real"
P.S. Whoah there, this cat's got claws.

tread carefull and your fun will continue, dont and you'll miss out on lots of fun.
;)
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:03,
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;)

i think you could have got a "however" in there. b+
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:57,
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a world population of two billion.
OK, here goes...
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:28,
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OK, here goes...

*high fives*
Strangely, I was discussing how well I would survive an oncoming zombie apocalypse earlier..
Clearly, I was wrong.
WOO =]
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:34,
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Strangely, I was discussing how well I would survive an oncoming zombie apocalypse earlier..
Clearly, I was wrong.
WOO =]

I wish I had photoshoppery skills like that =[
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:39,
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I'd give anything to be able to manip like that!
Most I can do is alter hue to make someone look like an oompa loompa =]
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:41,
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Most I can do is alter hue to make someone look like an oompa loompa =]

oompa loompa doopa di da,
if you play with photoshop
you can add bra's
doopa dooopa dumpa di di,
if you use the clone tool then listen to me...
what do you get while holding down keys,
manipulating photos with the greatist of ease,
etc...
:D nah its all pretty simple really - ive recently gotten into drawing and painting. i love it! :D
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:44,
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if you play with photoshop
you can add bra's
doopa dooopa dumpa di di,
if you use the clone tool then listen to me...
what do you get while holding down keys,
manipulating photos with the greatist of ease,
etc...
:D nah its all pretty simple really - ive recently gotten into drawing and painting. i love it! :D

Quality =P
I've got back into drawing ever since Heffrey offered a portrait swap =]
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:49,
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I've got back into drawing ever since Heffrey offered a portrait swap =]

these are some of mine...
www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594397460450/
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:51,
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www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594397460450/

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It's not like there's a quo thread two threads down or anythi- Oh. Wait.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:14,
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Too right.
& ning. I've been lurking tonight.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:26,
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& ning. I've been lurking tonight.

And then writhe with anger.
Lovely stuff though =D
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:27,
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Lovely stuff though =D

I wonder if im on them.
That would be cool.
This is my new ambition in life.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:31,
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That would be cool.
This is my new ambition in life.

With the news of my nightcrawling ability.
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
Apparently it's changed since last night though, so I'm a few posts lower on the evening thang.
I'm #5 overall.. I'm fucking ashamed =[ I seriously need something else to do.
On a side note, I just scanned in the drawing from last night of you, I shall link you in uno momento, after I've done the rest (I think I did 9 over the course of today) and uploaded them to DA
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:33,
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www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
Apparently it's changed since last night though, so I'm a few posts lower on the evening thang.
I'm #5 overall.. I'm fucking ashamed =[ I seriously need something else to do.
On a side note, I just scanned in the drawing from last night of you, I shall link you in uno momento, after I've done the rest (I think I did 9 over the course of today) and uploaded them to DA

Until I'm on that stats page I must be some sort of loser.
Ambition acquired.
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42,
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Ambition acquired.

/excited and blind drunk blog.
Edit: maybe some of you will see this. I'm about to pass out so g'night all!
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 1:07,
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Edit: maybe some of you will see this. I'm about to pass out so g'night all!

*not entirely sure why I find this so funny*
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I have yet to get to the bottom of it.
Heads are going to roll!
The bunker will have to be stocked with milk chocolate hobnobs as they are on promotion at the mo.

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Heads are going to roll!
The bunker will have to be stocked with milk chocolate hobnobs as they are on promotion at the mo.


no five pounds for youMcvities put them on promotion so they should be cheaper everywhere.
There are no sommerfields in Cape Town either ;)

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There are no sommerfields in Cape Town either ;)


cos sommerfield is crap and expensive *shops in londis because its nearer but alas is also crap*
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The one with the owlbear poking a hawkheaded lion on it.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:15,
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you'll be right - theres a knighthood in the mail isnt there?
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:39,
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A great first post to see after I've just logged on.

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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:23,
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blimey! thats a bit rather wooyay is that!
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Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:05,
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Hope this is OK to post here. Apologies for shoddy picture, I have a shoddy camera.
I made this with a lathe and file. The outer silver is a 10p coin, the copper a penny, and the inner silver a 5p. The Lambda design is copper wire, twisted to make a braid. I gave it to a lovely lady I know. I've made a few of these and given them to friends, but this is the first I took a picture of.
Sorry it ain't photoshop

*looks stern*
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:47,
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You get penny press things at museums that squish pennies, which isn't illegal.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50,
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looks rather nice though :)
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:54,
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Although I don't think it's strictly enforced. Yet.
'ning SkUG, B3ta.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:56,
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'ning SkUG, B3ta.

Christ, I jumped out of my skin!
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:50,
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It's true. But I felt like using it in this situation as well.
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:48,
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I thought they were desk knick-knacks like
those balls on stings in a wire cage. Who knew?
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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 23:01,
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those balls on stings in a wire cage. Who knew?

Finished up bit more, but got sidetracked
playing with parts. I'll get more in this eve.

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Sat 20 Oct 2007, 22:55,
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playing with parts. I'll get more in this eve.


He had no idea his garden was on top of a Doctor No base
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