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[challenge entry] A tenous compo entry

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Beware the RIS....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Lather, RIS, Repeat.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# The RIS...
...is strong with you :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Somebody must do it
bragglespuit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Argh!
That's nasty!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I just sicked a little in my mouth
:x
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ew
he looks like he smokes almost as much as me

I do not approve of this image :(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# bokes
that person needs to get more sleep sunshine and washing.

and less skin cancers
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# ^ very much this ^
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# no. that's plain gross
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Why am I looking
...at a picture of your lactating third nipple?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# that's nice dear
though it contains neither a) Muslims or b) spliff

so I'm suspicious
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# you're back on form then
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I love that boil


I wish I could squeeze it.,,,,, nothing more satisfying than squeezing a boil
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# NSFW
Read the FAQ
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Sleepy tyme.

Now to do draw the triplets.....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# aw bless em
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
#
fwawwwwwww!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# that is most woo! and cute.
but it's not sally...

;)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# That's piss cute
:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Cute!
But what made them so sleepy?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Rohypnol
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# The best of all the sleep-inducing drugs
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I bitch just bitch had dick a thought...
If wank Kat and whore Scarlet are both damn animals, why is foreskin Leonard not humanoid?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# foreskin Leonard :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I honkey thought that fuck was damn funny wank too piss :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Oh darrrn.
How dick could bitch anyone resist this AMAZING TOOL. smut.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# ~naughty~ ~naughty~
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Have you perhaps..
got damn the bastard tourettes honkey thing piss installed okay?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Aye.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I've read that three times now......
....still doesn't make any sense.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Ignore the swears
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# but that makes it fun
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Why do you smut think slut I whore downloaded shit it?
It's better wank if bastard you motherfucker don't wank look at the screen penis until piss afterwards. ass Then penis you wank can slut giggle prick at pussy what asshole you haven't twat just typed twat :P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Thankyou bitch mr bastard Puromycin! dildo I dildo need whore them
ass
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Pfft sorry
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# haha
a fair question!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# It's bloody wank confusing!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# the whole yiff world confuses me
I mean, why don't they have the right number of tits etc etc so on and so forth
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# yey
Now draw the triplets on a Rivita covered in spunk, and Ted Rodgers being dared to eat it by Dusty Bin.

I need to get out more....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# One upside down to the other...
You could make playing cards like this.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# triplets?
eighteen tits?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I'd like to see an old lady yiff creature
with all six tits a flappy and floppy as a spaniel's ears
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Find yer own wank material!
:P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Just plain lovely!



fwaps
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] cheeky pea:p
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# AAHA!
Fucking yes!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I highly approve of this
Excellent
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ning
Nice one ! lol
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# The filthy
fucker
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# The ZX Spectrum
swore like a trooper when loading games. :/
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Firefox tourettes!
dildo dick shit dick ass
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# See Filename
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# haha
excellent :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Tourreps syndrome
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Cancer to the infidels!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# makes me want to smoke

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Points at clearly visible sign on wall
"Not in ere matey!!"
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
*smokes anyway* :P
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Embassy Mild
or Mental?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Jihad Lites
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Smoking is bad
Mmkay?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# smoking cigarettes is bad
pipe smoking only doubles your chances of getting cancer!

*enjoys a rough shag*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# this is so fucking shit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# haha
hahahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# One of the critics is not
wearing any trousers!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ...and they appear to have backwards camel toe
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Yea...!
What is that about?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Hehehe
Funny motherfucker :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot related pearoast...
...cos I can't be arsed and it's Friday.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# :)
this should get more comment

Woo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Oh my!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I thought he was waving gang signs at first
fo' sho
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# facial work out
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Bender on a bender
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Fuck me, that's cool!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *fucks*
Thank you very much :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# BE GENTLER NEXT TIME.
*rubs*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Less than a minute..

* Impressed *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Don't want to waste
valuable drinking time on a Friday afternoon
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# You told me you loved me
: (
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah. I know
I loved you good and hard!
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# ace :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers, prod.
:D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Thats ace!
Right, screw you guys... I'm going to the pub!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Ta!
It's must be pub o'clock.
*joins*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# wow thats amazing
should be a poster that for sure!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# yay
aceness :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# that's seriously fecking brill :D
I love this more than surprise chocolate.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Surprise chocolate?
Is that a euphemism?
/edit How rude of me. Ta!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# That's great :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Mindless philosopher
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha, dead ace!
There's some real quality posts today.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# haha it's typical, you wait all day for a bodily fluid spewing robot, and then 2 come along at once...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# C]:0D


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Wee-o-matic3009!



(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Liking it..

* not sure why thought *
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Absobloody excellent.
How'd you get it such a small filesize?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Magic and mirrors!
Paint skills . . . gaz me and I'll help you out . . . mebbe Monday C]:0\\


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I most certainly will...
Let me just write up a transcript of questions. :D
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hehe
what a jolly pissing machine that truly is!

Good 'end to you too, Sir t'Hat
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# excellent!
but can it be milked?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# more to the point!
WHERE DOES THE WEE COME FROM!?


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# beer
from my personal experience.

Therefore we must find the beer inside the machine before it's turned into wee.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# haha
i love you.

EDIT: the more i watch this the more i love it. it's got charm oooozing out of it's pissy little bits.

OH yeah, and TJ!!!!!!!! the cutest sweetest fluffiest lulliest pown i've seen so far. the song with it is just the sweetest little ditty..... pown.alluc.org/?uid=1175
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# It's the gay bobbing
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# yeah i think you're right!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# That and the spot-on stream-lag
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# you BEDDER love me!
Hee! thanks!


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha yuk!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# oooooh thats nice
your skills are improving thick and fast...
have a woo
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# bloody hell
the motion of the wee stream is superb!

Dave the killer animator
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I've been wrestling with me wee-stream since lunchtime!
/random quote


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
This dick is ace!

Oh piss god! piss My penis firefox has pussy tourettes!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Ahem!
dick spout


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I prick didn't type "dick" myself,
firefox pussy put it in.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA.
This makes your posts 2879829 better.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Really?
You think twat so?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I definitely fuck think twat so.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hehe!
Market it now. It'l make a great replacement for my incontinent cat.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Hey!
Yeah! A robot that wees scratches the furniture AND shits in the most inaccesible part of EVERY room! Yay!

*gets onto the blueprints*


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# damn
I need a piss now

woo and thanks :(
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ^this^
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Where am dat warty woo
vere good
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I lol'd
Wonder what it tastes like.


(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Ouch
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# dick fuck smut dick whore penis ass slut piss smut bastard damn smut bitch ass foreskin
slut penis penis pussy smut bastard smut honkey ass dick damn slut pussy shit ass dildo dildo fuck dildo

That's what happens if bastard I dick hold penis space.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Just had to get this idea out of my head


sorry....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Oh please yourselfs....
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I think just because it's
been done before
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# fair enough...
i'll crawl back in my hole and create bonzai animals.

*mutters*
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# That was rather rude of me, it is a funny joke
But yes bindun Im afraid
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# NINJAS
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Oh my good lord
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# cor blimey!
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Has it really come to this...?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I never realised Dan was such a cunt.
The truth will out!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yay
my delivery from Columbia... via venus!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hahahaha
oh Dan, you utter cunt..
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# extra click for "Rainbow Brite"
:)
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# A Space Odyssey 5002
spaceod 
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# That is really good
But why does the one on the right look REALLY concerned about what is going on??? Is he just one of natures worriers??
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Yes
The're all kind of robot's...Some are worried and som don't give a fuck..
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Shame... They haven't been in a decnt film for years...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh my dear gods...
*self spangs*

Hehehhe - top stuff!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# good
but kinda bindun further down the page, and by you, hmm
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah, the other one was an old one...
Which sparked off this idea...
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# but you could've
either put this in as a reply to the original or waited a few hours/days til yours was off the front page before posting this one as a new topic.
just not the most courteous of posting methods
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# fuck off.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# seems like someone needs to grow up a bit
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# That's not nice
It was sound and polite advice it doesn't deserve a response such as yours.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# You /boarders are pussys
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# fuck off.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# seems like someone needs to grow up a bit...




Now, where have I heard that before?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# GET OVER IT NEW BOY

(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# What? It's a different picture and joke!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# haha!
i love this compo!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

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