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# Have this to kick things off badly


I made it for a friend!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:12, archived)
# ning Tan
I am suspicious of his beard; I have a feeling it may not be genuine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:13, archived)
# 'ning!
Pull it, it's 100% ferret beard honest!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:15, archived)
# I'll take that bet
*yanks*

HE'S A FRAUUUUUD! :O
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# He'd have got away with it too
if it weren't for those pesky kids!

Just saw your animation from last night!!
Fu'king hell!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:19, archived)
# =] Thankee
Just working on another one now, it's being a real pain in the ass though =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Not a goatse please?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Shit...
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# ;)
Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)
# i saw it too
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *blushes*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Stoataclaus!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:23, archived)
# good 'ning
yay for festive ermine factories.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# are you my mommy?
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(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# ARE YOU MY BABBY?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# i'm gett'n
sea sick
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# EARTHQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# YEEE-HAW!!! OLD LADY TIT SNUFF!
*wanks like a demented neo-nazi*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)
# Is there any other way to wank?
Did I miss a meeting?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:00, archived)
# i have wanked to:
tranny porn, straight porn, gay porn, obese porn, clown porn, piss porn, dinosaur porn, death porn, disease porn.

maybe some others.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# *faps at the mere thought of the choice*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# the internet is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# haha
I think I've seen that dinosaur porn...disease porn sounds fun to make (from a special effects and set design point of view).
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# dinosaur porn
is fucking great ! I love those videos
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# I mean really, porn is not half as good as it should be unless your laughing at yourself for coming
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# i clicked this post
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:06, archived)
# i have a link to the dinosaur porn in my profile.
disease porn wasn't so much fun: i saw it when AIDS was just being diagnosed and one actor had a weird lesion on his body. later i recognised it as kaposi's sarcoma.

but fake disease porn would be fun. leper porn in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Leper porn sucks. Endless "Keep the tip" jokes and the like.
... so they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# i should have expected that.
i was hoping for limbs falling off and being inserted.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:18, archived)
# o_O
'wanks anyway'

'edit' oh god, I didn't think it would exist, curiosity got the better of me and I looked

Not exactly suitable for work
Nazi Porn FTW
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# ugh
i'm on the work laptop. which given that i'm in germany is issued by a german company. perhaps i should have thought twice before clicking on a link even to a google image search for nazi porn. that might not go down too well if they go through the logs...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# YES
Though I wonder if zombie porn has already used up that material.

Or Reanimator, for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# cor!
I prefer female goatse-ing :o

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Mroing!
You're up early!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Work lunch at 2.30pm
something to do with xmas?... anyhoo, they're making us do an extra hour for it, the tight fisted cunts.

How are we? Seen some braw anims from you lately meester!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Eww, that's a bit harsh..
I am fine thankee sir, and thanks a lot =D

I'm currently working on a continuation of the finger chop thang, which is being a bit of a bugger, as I'm having to erase 70% of the stuff on 101 frames individually...

What about yourself? All well? Other than the horrible bastard work stuff, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# aye, not bad
on the bright side, lunch is in the pub!
then it's back to b3ta for the evening, of course
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't had a pub lunch in a long while!
Also, I'm loving the selections of MP3s this is giving me.

First Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something, now it's Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

For once, iTunes does something remotely useful!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:21, archived)
# there's a freak on our local craigslist who daily posts the same fem-goatse pic.
not a sight i enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:13, archived)
# Haha
craigslist is full of freaks (which is why I love it), I sold a car on their ages ago and had some random 'women' saying they wanted me to marry them and take them to the UK from the Phillipines :s
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:22, archived)
# i target idiots there.
i knew i was obsessed when i created new gmail and hushmail accounts just to fuck with people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:33, archived)
# EAT IT
EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EA TIT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:21, archived)
# trash and more trash.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
previously.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Mister Anderson,
hon.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)
# that took me a minute.
ugh. all the wonderful films you could have mentioned and you brought up that travesty. i do like hugo weaving a bit, but other than that... ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Well
he never takes the mask off in 'V for Vendetta', so it might as well be any disembodied voice.

This looks like Agent Smith, and they'd love him in Hampden.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# i don't recall agent smith with a wee thin moustache, but black suit + sunglasses, yes.
never saw 'v for'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# The Matrix was alright..
Nothing special.

Reloaded was a pathetic attempt at cinema, I think I've squeezed out more creative turds than that.

I refuse to watch Revolutions.

It angers me to discuss this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)
# but the rave scene was the best!!!!1!
trapped underground with millions of machines attacking them! best course of action: turn up the speakers to 11!

don't get me started....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# *doesn't get you started*
This time of the morning, movie rants are never good.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# blade 3: discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# I stopped at Blade.
The first 18 rated movie I ever saw!

I remember the night well, I was wearing a toga made from party popper streams and was 12 years old. OH THE JOYS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# heh.
my ex won tickets to see the second one. it was awful, though i liked the central effect used.

the third one i saw on the teevee, while working on the computer. it was not as bad as standard tv, but not much better.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Looks like Joe Jackson...
AND GOOD MORNINGS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:51, archived)
# I don't think either of you slept yet
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Well, I've given up on sleeping at night
However, it is the morning, and I hope it is good for everyone.

MY STATEMENT STANDS.

You are very observant though sir, despite me not posting for several hours.


*switches off webcam just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I wonder if that creeps people out on here
THAT I'M WATCHING ALL OF YOU AND I KNOW YOUR GAMES.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# To be honest, I'm fairly sure most of them are turned on by this fact.
I know I am.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# IT IS WHY MY WEBCAM FACES THE WALL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:12, archived)
# not yet, but soon.
it is going on 2:00 am, so sleep must trap me in its squirming tentacles shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# 7am here =D
Watching the cricket and decapitating my wrist at the time being.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# all our crickets are dead or hibernating.
i have a plastic cricket which chirps when you twist its knob.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# We have lots of crickets.
Each cricket has a fast moving ball and eleven penises.

Two of the penises are well protected, and holding bats though.

Interspecies porn is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# nah, i prefer that humans leave other animals alone.
besides, inter-kingdom porn is what turns me on.

*molests a triffid*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# My brother once scared a small child doing a triffid impression
It wasn't directed at her, it was actually directed at my Mum, but they were in public, and this little girl looked absolutely horrified and hid behind her mother. The mother did NOT look amused.

However, everyone else did.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:23, archived)
# mothers are useless creatures.
she should have been glad you didn't kill them both.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:35, archived)
# gotta look sharp.
good 'ning to you!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:53, archived)
# He's a nutter! And all the more fun for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# my strap-on guy who wants to buy my panties keeps emailing me.
i think i should extort some money and/or goods out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Get him to buy you a multi-arm ablator to show his good intentions.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# ooh, good idea.
reminds me, i have forgotten to respond to the nigerian goof.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# YOU HAVE TOO MANY IMAGES
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# I KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# no such thing, human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I thought it was Annie Lennox!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:39, archived)
# /Who am I to disagree/
[/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Erm
Dave H Stewart?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# i sleep soundly at night knowing i live in the same city as that man
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:24, archived)
# but does he?
go throw a pebble at his bedroom window.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:31, archived)
# enlightenment,,,
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in my pantz
(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:23, archived)
# i would estimate that 95% of the people i have met...
...who have hookahs prominently on display in their homes have used them once or twice at most for anything other than attaching a joss stick to.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)
# /But, though Seven B is madly gay/
/It wouldn't do for every day/
/We actually live in Seven A/
/In the house next door!/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:04, archived)
# I use mine quite regularly.
My house smells like a Turkish Coffee Shop sometimes.

Those little charcoal tablets are actually cheaper than cigarettes, it's just not exactly portable...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Man got issues
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:21, archived)
# This is what I tell people
after I've run them over in cross walks.
But they're just not interested...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:25, archived)
# RAWRRRRRRRR
 
www.macrocats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mc11136.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:39, archived)
# Oh god, that's awful.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:48, archived)
# HOW ABOUT THIS
 
www.macrocats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mc10718.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:55, archived)
# bee happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I need a wank.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Get two
and bring me one?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 11 Dec 2007, 5:26, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 5:28, archived)
# OUCH IT HURTS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:33, archived)
# ALRIGHT!
LET'S PUT SOME NUTMEG UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 11 Dec 2007, 5:25, archived)
# men need facial hair or their brains fall apart.
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:32, archived)
# parasol

www.b3ta.com/board/7857861
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I am far too concerned about my carbon bumprint to do such frivolous things.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:11, archived)
# unless its a furnace ...i wouldnt worry too much
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Show me someone whose arse isn't a furnace
and I'll show you a liar.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# Hasnt had a curry for some time
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:14, archived)
# bunghole?
What's with all the whitespace, Mr Hummel?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:15, archived)
# clicked transparency...came out guff
Corel Rave Le borked
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:19, archived)
# ah Corel
There's your problem, right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:20, archived)
# bill says its ok
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:32, archived)
# only if you want diamonds out of it...
if only people actually said "arsehole" around here, then maybe these jokes would make sense.
(xtalizer jams on it!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)
# NOBODY SAYS ARSEHOLE AROUND HERE.
NOBODY.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:25, archived)
# IF ONLY THIS WERE A WEBSITE RUN AND PREDOMINANTLY ATTENDED BY BRITISH PEOPLE...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:30, archived)
# *is british
*with inabillity to sleep at night.
GAYSHIFT LOCAL YOKEL
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:34, archived)
# YOU STILL HAVE A HOT HOT MANPOON.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# be polite!
it is known amongst the genteel as a munt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:44, archived)
# CHIMNEYHOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Crouching Tiger, Hidden Goatse
I hate my professor. He wanted us to draw something "irrational." He'll see the odd shadow. Everyone else shall see something more sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:42, archived)
# this is not art!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# and i should know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# what's that done in?
Charcoal?

Conte? (I think thats what its called... kinda like a crayon)
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# mechanical pencil
in 20 minutes. I refuse to put in effort.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# WATCH WHO YOU'RE CALLING A CONTE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
#

CALL HIM CONTEH AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Do a google image search for snooker cue.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# like this?
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=+snooker+cue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:47, archived)
# NO, LIKE THIS:
deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Fucking ace!
Gives me something to do tonight =]

Thanks for this!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Why would anyone DO that?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# I imagine that some sort of bullying was involved.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# LEMME STICKIT INYA, GO ON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# OH NO, I'M GONNA GET GROUNDED FOR THIS
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# HEY, THAT PASSES FOR FOREPLAY IN TASMANIA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I MUST HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:02, archived)
# *tries to think of new zealandian fore play*
boil 'em, mass 'em, stick 'em in a stew?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:28, archived)
# HELLO, HANDSOME
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxhMvnJJ_k
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# How much am I going to regret this?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Half a goatse
if a goatse is considered a unit of regret.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# That was a fair estimate
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:26, archived)
# THIS IS PRETTY GOOD
IS THAT A RING?
ARE YOU AN ARTIST TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:47, archived)
# NEVER FORGET THE RING
NEVER FORGET THE COCKLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Googles "cockflaps
Oh my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# why does no-one ever draw a different billiard ball?
archeologists of the future are going to assume we were obsessed with eights.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)
# i am an artist
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# kitti?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:39, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:42, archived)
# I AM AN ARTIST
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:42, archived)
# I AM SPARTACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# I AM SPARTARACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SHOUTING
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ARTICIST AND YOU WISH TO BE SCENE
END SCENE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# This!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I stay at home reading books that are beneath me
and working on my work, which noone understands.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:40, archived)
# SIR SAND GOBLIN IS ALL OF TEH AWESOME!11!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# OMG WOULD YOU LIKE A GRANT?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# i will need a grant for my art to be truly recognised,
but as an artist i am happy knowing that it merely exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Have you cut an ear off yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# i am no copycat, i am an original!
and an artist!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:52, archived)
# *glues ear back on with copydex
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:55, archived)
# then you must suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:42, archived)
# t OAP
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
He scares me to look at these days.
Seriously needs a shave and a haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:02, archived)
# He's *always* needed a haircut.
But yeah, a shave probably wouldn't kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)
# lies!
you people are the insane.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:46, archived)
# HELLO NIGHT SHIFT.


GONNA WATCH ROSS NOBLE NAOW. GOODNACHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# hello internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# BUT IT'S LATE, I'VE NO ENERGY.
CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# IF BY CUDDLE YOU MEAN *M*A*N* WRESTLE
TENESEE RULES. TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. I'LL PUT A HOSE ON THE LAWN FOR THE MUD PIT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# I'LL GET THE WHISKEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# I'LL GET THE STOPWATCH AND THE VASELINE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# What the hell is a scaplock?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# PLOCKSCA
APLOCKSC
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# Spacklock more like.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# The TV just made a noise like a bird flying into a window.
But not the TV show, the actual TV =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Mine's making the sound of some prick on ITV mincing.
Fucking poof.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Is it a word search?
I want to ITV play, but not the shit game.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:31, archived)
# It's a 'Find the Word'.
It's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# CAPS LOCKED AND LOADED !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT.
IT'S A SHIFT KEY, MOTHERFUCKER.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:39, archived)
# it is COCKSLAP! you mongoloid.
COCKSLAP!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Even this is such a treat
to see coming of the wall . . . *clickers* !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# But can it be milked?
*serious thought*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# no
my nipples are useless.

Useless, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
# Still fun though
*clothes pins*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# YOWSER! THAT'S BRILLIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
# been done better
by better people.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Psh, people are jerks!
This is really acers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Heh, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# BOOBS!
woot
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:38, archived)
# woo
clever
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:54, archived)
#
WELL DONE, WOMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Late night
Low skillz



Check name for ris-ing
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Spliffy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Ta
I've half a mind to make a chrimbo card out of it
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# And then . . .
up in smoke . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# CUTTLEFISH AT THE OPTOMETRIST.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:50, archived)
# Hack choo illy
Caribbean Reef Squid
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Ratsa Celapod
Very Christmasy
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:51, archived)
# text on pants

Tomato Sauce- news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/uk_enl_1197218896/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Read that as coldpants . . .
or am i write ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# i get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# DO NOT WANT OLD LADY PANSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:36, archived)
# this is why sports are banned.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# BONG!

source
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I like his expression
(the man not the tennis ball. )

:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# More of this silliness!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:20, archived)
# OH MY FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# YES I STOLE IT AND PUT IT ON A BALL
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# HE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE DILDOES FROM THE PICTURE BELOW.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# face is potential meme
woo


Tomato sauce please
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:47, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)
# pisses
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:17, archived)
# it's here
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37839/1197342061/bong.jpg

Have fun, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# HE CAN MAKE OBJECTS LEVITIATE WITH NOTHING BUT HIS ANGER.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:05, archived)
# tnx
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)
# more tannis root for the pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)
# A quickie for Seventh. I'll do a betterer one later. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:09, archived)
# THEY HAVE DILDOES.
THEY WILL HAVE A FUN TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:12, archived)
# THOSE ARE MICROPHONES
STILL THEY WILL HAVE FUN TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE DILDOES.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)
# NO
YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU ARE A GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK, SIR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# ON THE PLUS SIDE, I DIDN'T SHIT MY PANTS
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:22, archived)
# No, they're dildos
dildos holding microphones.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# heh.
they are dildoes, hear them roar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:45, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22903680-23109,00.html
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Would you like a cuppycayke?




/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# i still don't get your username.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i still don't get you.



How you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i am a comedy god.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:22, archived)
# NOTHING RHYMES WITH PURPLE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:21, archived)
# weiners.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)
# OR ORANGE
THIS MAKES GREEN THE SECONDARY COLOR OF THE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAYS!
aww, this makes me happy.
fankoo!
*is full of AFI-happiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# and who are these nutless wonders?
looks like happy ministry or something.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:39, archived)
# AFI
clicky
(Mark- lurking since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:36, archived)
# Devoid of context
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I like this
very much.
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Perfectly perched to pounce on prey . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# i like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(xaniac, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)
# If he stopped doing that he'd stop doing that,
and If he stopped doing that he'd stop doing that.

I'll put this here as I'm tired and cant be bothered with it anymore.

Feel free to play with it.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# This is an interesting picture
I can't see it without thinking (in a Cockney accent), "Top Quality baby 'ere, mate! Look at the swaddlin' too! Don't come cheap, that! Yours for a fiver, gents! Whaddya say?"
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# This is why they called the child "Lightnin'"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)
# DO NOT FUCK WITH ELECTRIC JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)
# mad woman dances naked moondance under extremely improbable collonaded dome
(xaniac, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:48, archived)
# either that or nudie girl is getting jellyfish stingings all over her torso.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Hot domes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:57, archived)
# cor!
nicely done! What did you make that with?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:49, archived)
# The Krampus


yay or nay?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:40, archived)
# 110% yay.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Nice hatching.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Hoofin' Yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)
# APPROVED
monsterbrains.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)
# I want to get dress up as Krampus and go my local mall and get in an arguement with Santa about our relationship
and why he doesn't like to be seen in public with me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:01, archived)
# all the girls in my hall are dressing as santa for wednesday,
me dressing as the krampus would be a good excuse to birch them.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Looks all lovely and soft.
Have a yay. Also a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
# crisp
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

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