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[challenge entry] I miss Banzai :(
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# who else filesized this post? :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# me
just under 50k :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# innit.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# BANZAI!
and takesi's castle

woo to this
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *Takeshi's
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# the japanese put all other countries to shame with their challange shows
and cartoons.

our comedy is better though.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# i shouldn't
but as a hypocrite i will,

hahahahahahaha so !!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Humph
I was weeks early for this comp.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:12, archived)
# ut vut vut vut vut
vy vy vy vy vy!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Motion Sensitive Lighting
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:57, archived)
# That paper is backwards,
the news is on the back pages and the sport on the front.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *stabs in the retina*
You and your details!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# maybe hes from a country which read backwards?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Why would they write C'mon England then?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:23, archived)
# it is a how a paper should be
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Oh I'd love a newspaper like that
as it is now I have to start at the back page and ingest all the sport working back until I hit the cartoon page where I stop lest i have to endure the shitty horroscopes page. Then I go to the front where I read in until either bored or I reach women's interest pages where I stop again.
By this time my shit is usually over.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That
Or it's all printed upside-down.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# That's how they print them down here in Wiltshire!!
Honest!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha :)
woo
edit: I don't know why this isn't getting more woos, it's brilliant.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# morning
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# 'ning.
how do?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I am still recovering from yesterdays
drawn out pundown :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha, I'm not surprised.
I've never punned so hard in my life.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I am sure that is how all the big punsters started out
dave the hat would be proud
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# If only I could find a way to convert them into funny pictures..
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I think we had an hour long sitcom
:)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# haha, at least.
I'm feeling much better now I have a big greasy brunch in front of me.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# awesome stuff
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# nice work.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I understand, and it's hilarious :D
The only thing I'm confused about is, is this technically a pun?
And in that case do you need a spanging?
*almighty spang*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I believe it is a pun, derived from the dual meaning of 'motion'.
Spang away.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd leave it about 40 minutes, before going in there after he's used it!!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *gets zither*
.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *Clacks*
Winnar!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
Thank god for the edit button eh?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# EH!
eh,
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *click*
YES
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I'd love for this to be fp'd!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# "In-jokes are never frontpaged."

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# What a
downer you are ;P
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *downs*
GNNNNHHHHHHHUUUURRRRR
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
"Wearing b3ta t-shirts makes you lucky."
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# "Seal Photo Runday is shite. Give it up."
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *nerfs*
.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I said I'd love for it to be fp'd,
not "FP THIS NOW!"
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# HAhaha!
The expression works beautifully! :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pearoasted!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:59, archived)
# pfffft
w/y/h!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless Pearoast
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bridget jones dairy

Meh...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
:D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Rubbish? Maybe. Geeky? Maybe.
But at least now it's out of my head and I can carry on revising.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# laughing gas?
woo yay!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Jimmy was the chemist's son
But Jimmy is no more.
What Jimmy thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# NO2, surely?
/pedant

Woo, anyway
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Isn't that Nitrous Oxide?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# dinitrous monoxide if youur being EXTRA poncy
or at least my gf says thats the big name and she does chemistry
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Fair enough.
Kudos to your girlfriend.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# That would be N20 :)
laughing gas
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# she does the chemistry, i fill up the balloons :D
laughing gas is fun AND techincally legal!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I've had enough of science :P
I spent my morning doing lots of it.
And then an entire history essay about the nazis.
Fun stuff.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Science is your friend.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# NO2 is nitrogen dioxide
NO is nitric oxide, and N2O is nitrous oxide (laughing gas)
Wikipedia is my friend.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I was close.
:)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# No
that's Darth Vader.

[Gets coat]
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:21, archived)
# arf!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# What a noxious joke.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *resists joining pun war*
I wasted about an hour in yesterdays conflict.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Science jokes are a real gas!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Would you care to expand on that?
:( I just can't stop myself.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Take a moment to diffuse the situation
then just have fun :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I feel under so much pressure to respond.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Don't be so dense,
loosen up a bit!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# That would be ideal (gas)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Now look what you've argon and done
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# The volume of puns here is really mounting up
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# What a noble observation
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# This is such a fluid conversation
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# It's getting close to boiling point now though
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I knew that would cause some reaction from you.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I hope this doesn't Boyle over.
(too far?)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# No, that's fine.
It's a good solid pun.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless reposts
... from a long time ago.



(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# arf!
hoffman reminds of the lead character in this

www.imdb.com/title/tt0119935/

which if you look very closely included me as an extra in some crowd scenes, which was fun and also worth £65 a day.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Did they give you free bondage kits?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# no, my lady friend at the time had more than enough equipment.
she also got to feature in a few more of the scenes, she scared the crap out of me most of the time, she was well 'ard, our first 'date' involved me accompanying her to get permanent henna designs tattooed oh her fingers, and something evil on her shins, i'm not even going to talk about her piercings *shudders.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# can i just say
your work is fantastic! please delve into the world of flash and make a cartoon!

/grovel
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# i thank you
i have a version of flash, and have sat through 24 hours of tutorials about how it works,about a year ago. i've more or less got a handle on it and have even got a few things to do stuff, which took forever, i really must have another go and probably watch the tut's again.
watch this space although i wouldn't hold your breath.
thanks again.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:06, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# cor
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# :)

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Citizen Kayne anyone?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# No thanks!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Well
it's better than Citizen Fiddy.

Not that that's saying much...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# AAARGH! KILL IT WITH GIANT SPACE TRACTORS!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ENGAGE SPACE FARMERS
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pffffffft!
SHE'S LARGE!
AND POINTING!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# this gets my vote
once again the yanks have bastardised the english language. it's spelt circus not caucus.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# one-party system with two right wings...
:)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# 100% fact
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Well
It's certainly true relative to us Brits. HC would probably be a "One Nation" Tory here, but is perceived as a Spartist by much of Hicksville USA.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# yes!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I dun one of them once!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe :)

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I am going to listen to Ministry now

Assclown, you're going down etc.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It's Sunday, I'm bored

& I don't know what I'm doing
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I like this
Very pretty, well done..... lots of clicking here.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# :)
Thank you muchly
I was expecting flaming
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Nah, it's a sunday, we're all too lazy.
Also, your picture is very nice.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hamtoucher
;)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Purdy!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# lully stuff
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ees very niiiiice
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I like that.
He's wearing his Sunday dress
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# St.George dragon-fly?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# No idea...
but I find I am liking EPS* much more than RPS

*Easily Pleased Sunday
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i always try to post some old tosh on a sunday
if it gets one *click it'll end up on the popular page, it does wonders for the ego.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Ah, that explains my popular page appearance.
*goes off and cries in the corner*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pwetty!

(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# aesthetically pleasing hummus.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# What a lovely idea :)
That's beautiful.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# The joy of man's jiggawatts.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Lovely Stuff
Where hes going he doesnt need ode's...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# nicely
also bookmarked your page for further perusal, some great stuff there.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# ^this
The "missing link" and "It'll be great when it's finished" especially.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hm.
It's a famous musical. No points for originality. www.bachtothefuture.net/
Clicked, though.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] But Captain...........

The Klingons are approaching
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# the search for spunk.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i found some.
oh, there's some more.

SPUNKHUNT IS JUST ONE OF THE MANY GAMES AND FUNS AVAILABLE AT BONERJAM.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Did you look in the captain's butt?
A sixpack of Romulan ale says
he's been in there the whole time.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)
# 'ningles all
Years ago a mate of mine who was a fanatical trekkie dragged me down a Star Trek bar in Pimlico, called The Enterprise of course.
It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Wall to wall memorabilia, huge screen showing unscreened episodes, uniformed peeps left, right and centre and they served Romulan ale (beer with food colouring.:P
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# star trek bar?
oh my.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 'Ning.
Looks like another busy sunday on b3ta..
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Nings. Several of them here in North America.
Vagas has the largest I think.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i think that place has closed down now
replaced by another generic gastropub :(
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Organise a sit down protest with hundreds of people in Star Trek uniforms.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)
# make it so!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# The floor would collapse.
Earth's crust might give, at that density of fat in one zone.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# OK so the idea has some teething problems.
I still consider it a good idea.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# i don't think star trek fans like leaving their rooms*
maybe i could organise a sit down protest networked over the internet...

*probably why business failed in the first place
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
# That can only be a good thing!:P
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# you're probably right
i think the bar used to also hold buffy and angel nights.
and i'm guessing that most of the people in attendance had the figures of neither buffy nor angel!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Actually the thing that amazed me
Was there were a lot of very attractive women there!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# I LOOKED THERE.
IT WAS DARK AND FUN.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# And full of Bones.
[/;-D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# heh.
off to bed here soon, thought i'd pop in and see what was up. i am exhausted.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Cya.
Anon etc.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i'll be here for a few minutes more, my coffin is still being filled with fresh soil.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Posh!
I only get dislogged cat litter.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# exotic.
ok bye.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# that looks like the cover of <b>the swarm</b> by frank schätzing.
is it?

*bolding in the title line! i am tired.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry]

stock photo search result for 'swindler' and jokes.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)
# I think it easy to tell what business they are in.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# lol.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Temporary sausage storage.
Short and long term rates.
Entrance at rear.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:15, archived)
# This is what we want
more buttprostitutes...
err... what is a buttprostitute?.. What are the signs of being a buttprostitute
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Sounds like you need assistance.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# DARREN ARONOFSKY'S 'HI' IS A MATHEMAGICAL THRILLER SURE TO MAKE EVERYDAY GREETINGS BETWEEN ACQUAINTANCES SEEM FAR MORE DISTURBING AND DARK FROM THIS POINT ON. THUMBS UP.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Noisybirds!
Woo.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Here's lookin' at you kid . . .
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# im watching 'leprechaun: back 2 tha hood' on bet
and the leprechaun guy just stabbed a man in the stomach with a bong.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:47, archived)
# also for some reason since its on tv they keep blurring out the bongs.
its weird.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE BONGSES?
THEY MIGHT BE BLURRY MINATURE GARY COLEMANS!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:52, archived)
# because of the peice of dialog:
'YOU SEE DIS BONG, THIS WAS MY FIRST BONG I GOT IT IN FOURTH GRADE ITS CLASSIC'.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# But if they are stoned...
it could easily be Gary Coleman. DRUUGGSSS MANNN!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# i also like how on bet, their movie of the week or whatever thing
instead of being called blockbuster, they call it the 'blackbuster'.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Make the black man work! GO AINSLEY WORK THAT WOK YOU MINCER!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# runny noes!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:48, archived)
# i like the excited shouty man that is her eye.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hi
i think this is excellently good.
kthxbye
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# boot-tiful
:D
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 13:13, archived)
# From a time before movies, it's olde teime!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Ande
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)
# And the new year is off to the usual.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)
# What's with the spinach
who do ya thinks I am Popeye ?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)
# oooerr!
pffft!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)
# One more for those who scroll and spaz into the depths.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I spaz.
I find.
I like.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# The dog is gonna piss on the tree . . .
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Yay olde teime!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# the time before the land before time.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# A rough time, indeed.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:28, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 7:45, archived)
# ^this is joyous!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# olde tyme sex antics.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Asbolina does look like she's about to try tree hugging.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M NOT A RACIST!! HONEST!!


***CRIES*** (fly's to India and does a Jade Goody)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Simple,
yet so effective
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Dot's right !
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:37, archived)
# If i could get a full size poster of this.....
...........it would make my day.

Bloody good job.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] One for Postbear mebbes?


Cheap, easy, and that's fecked your childhood memories of THAT movie!

G'night!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Not grain fed. Too many cheeseburgers.
He's a picky one that postbear.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Hey!
He's an equal opportunities curmudgeon :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)
# HEY!
I AM NOT CURMUDGEON. I AM H83R!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Heh
that guy's bra is offering NO support
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# !
when a man wears it, it's called a 'bro'.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)
# i would totally fuck in half that star in the lower right corner.
he's a nasty little hoor.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for the night


Technically 2 letters changed, but I needed it out of my head.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] good night
Now you've gone and made me make this
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Don't be a 28 days hater
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Or a 28 days bater
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:27, archived)
# 28 days nader.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Also in this exclusive collection from Time Life
Dater
Mater
Pater
Rater
Water
...and other, even more silly variants.

Yours for only 3 installments of £19.99 plus £49.99 P&P.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:31, archived)
# 28 gays later, you re-res.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Oi! Mine!
I think you'll find that was my entry....


But I can't find my entry in all of that lot... :(
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta Start Somewhere...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Not too bad
when you learn to get the file size optimized smaller . . .
you won't get a rash from the crash . . .

ED: Welcome on your first post !
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:43, archived)
# They'll like you.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Hello there
That's great, nice first post :)
The filesize is a bit large though. I reckon you could optimize that down to around 50kb without too many problems.
If you'd like some help with optimizing just ask here, pretty much any regular will be happy to help.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Cheers
As it is written, thus shall it be done!
An oversight indeed!

Thanks for the poke!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:05, archived)
# No problem
particularly not at this time of day/night.
As you may have seen though, if you posted something that large during the board's busy time (UK daytime) they'll cheerfully lynch you. And probably your family too.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:11, archived)
# *fetches lynching gear*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:21, archived)
# *sets up camera*
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 4:25, archived)
# /Likes
But could have changed her name to "Sandra Bollocks" or summink :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] There are worse things out tonight than vampires...


... or not. Whatever. I don't care.

(Just checking - does adding an acute over an existing letter count as a letter change?)

EDIT: Now with added real-spelling-ness
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Unfortunately I think the one letter you changed is wrong
assuming you mean blasé (unconcerned and nonchalant) ;)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# balls
good job though, i'm not sure I could've fashioned a rudimentary S with my extremely limited skills.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:29, archived)
# actually, I've proven I can't fashion a rudimentary S
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:58, archived)
# I think that's acceptable
although isn't it spelt with an S?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm still here, and nobody else is:
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# pff
now you're just being silly!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 3:32, archived)

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