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# Some of them want to use you
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Some of them want to be gnus.
Slack dreams... etc etc through all the distros.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I got 22 pingu episodes on DVD for £5 on Saturday.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# bargain at half the price
ningles lovely.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Nonglage.
How come you're back on Username take #1?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Eh?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# this
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hands up which one I shouldn't ignore?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *points at him*
;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# oi - you get out of hear, or ill tell teechur
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *holds up handbag*
oooOOOOOooooo! Get You!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# If you two run at each other very fast, do you annihilate?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# God, here's hoping....
*prays hard*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Even if they don't, they might knock each other out for a while.
Win-win.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Station!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# do you think she's ignored you yet?
I bet she has, cos' you're the ugliest
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I'll 'ave you, I will
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Multiple accounts is a surefire way to get yourself naughty stepped or banned
I take it one of these was Bonnie Langford for a few days too?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# argh!!
not pingu!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# what's wrong with Pingu?
er, apart from the obvious
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# translation- argh!! I have no soul!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i do!!
it's just very bleak.....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# *tuts*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# aw- she so cute
but old.

who's annie?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Careful, she's got a gun.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# and is fairly diminutive
with no living parents
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Wasn't that Janie?
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Depends on who you ask.
Janie *has* a gun, but Annie will soon be in possession of another gun. Typical bloody woman though, it took telling her in song format to get it before she'd get off her fat bloody arse.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# oooh - good call sirrah
*listens*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# A fine tune.
And no mistake.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I always liked the way she shrieked over the chorus of "must be talkin to an angel".
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I thought the line was...
"must be talking to a ninja" for far too long.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# * click
and...

Woooooooooo

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Haha!
Yay!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (115KB)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# your in a room, 10ft by 10ft
at the other end of the room is an orc guarding a treasure chest.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# n
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# You have been eaten by a grue.
--==Press space to restart==--
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# KICK 'IM IN THE NUTS!!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I would talk to the Orc.
They're the nicest people in Elder Scrolls. I love Gogron.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# KILL FRODO
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold
(Hmmm, is it a coincidence your name is Thor[_sonofod]in?)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yes, just a coincidence, that's all it it.

*calls witness protection league*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Have sex with Orc.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# FELLATE ORC
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# HAY GUYS I'VE COME UP WITH AN EVEN BETTER IMAGE CHALLENGE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Are you using Bryce to create these?
I really like the first one, actually.

:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:49, archived)
# i could do that!!
YAY PAINT!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^ this

Woooooooooo

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# All the most respectable, professional design houses use Paint.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# that won't do
it doesn't involve popular culture, you need something to do with movies or kids telly or omg if adverts told the truth (again)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Landscapes used to be a part of popular culture.
Where did we go wrong?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BAN SICK LANDSCAPE FILTH NOW!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# ^ What he said.
I shall be writing to my MP.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# do you even know who that is?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# It's Cyril Smith, I think.
Him, or Clement Atlee
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Poplar culture
innit.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha, you
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 'shopped pictures only
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)
# God forbid someone might push a precious movie poster off the board.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# don't worry, it can (and will) always be pearoasted
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *looks around*
eh?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# WHY DID YOU DO IT, APHEX THE MINK?
YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Why are boys so bitchy on Monday mornings?
Do you all have ovaries until about midday?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oo get her



ello miss
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Get me
I'm new and improved, and now in sextastic LIME flavour


morning dude
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# lime?
*licks*

tangy
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# LOLGUTTEDYOUHASBEENHAD
That's the taste of Ebola.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# damn
I have been surreptitiously ebolated
*rings NHS Direct*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# STAY AT HOME AND DON'T BOTHER THE DOCTOR, POX RIDDEN APE
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# NO WE DON'T
*sulks*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# See?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *Goes Into A Rage For No Reason*
NO WE FUCKING DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: In Other News - Morning, Lovely!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Go on, tell me I've got a fat arse anyway.
I know you want to.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Why would you suggest I do such a thing?
:(

*cries a little*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Isn't that what blokes do when they're being defensive?
Actually, manwife just says 'OH WELL I OBVIOUSLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT I'M OFF OUT' and stomps off.

I just chuck things and slam doors.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I just tend to light another ciggie,
and open another bottle of vino.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# It's 9pm.
I think the question you meant to ask was "why are you such a bitch, gronkpan?".

IT WAS, WASN'T IT? TELL ME THAT I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Why are you such a bitch
this morning?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Because this challenge is as fun as a week of RPS.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# And your challenge won't lose it's shine after half an hour?
I though the point of challenges was to vaguelly annoy half the regulars.

I'm actually feeling quite fluffy today, it just seems that everything I write has a 'spiky cow' quality.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# EYE-RONN-EEE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Where?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hang on,
My watch says it's 10 a.m.

/confused with time zones blog
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you might be thinking of 10am yesterday
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *clicks fingers* Aha!
That'd be the one.
Cheers, Mighty N!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I AM IN THE FUTURE.
ENGLAND IS ABOUT TO GET BOMBED LOL.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you are the Home Secretary
aicmfp


ps show us yer tits
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Brilliant, sir
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# zut alors!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Draw a tree on a movie poster?
*clicks*

:P
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I would still like to see this one
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:52, archived)
# My ideas always get ignored.
I think that rob is intimidated by my genius.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# How could he not be?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)
# i like that
smashing up valuable stuff is great
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I know the challenge is meant to be landscapes with extra trees drawn in...
...but I had an image that NEARLY matches the criteria from ages ago, so I'm going to repost it and hope that no-one notices.


;)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# YES.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ACCEPTANCE!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)
# MY GIRLFRIEND SUGGESTED THIS TO ME THE OTHER DAY
AND I IGNORED HER.

I CAN SEE NOW THAT I WAS A FOOL.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I HOPE THERE IS STILL TIME TO RESCUE THE RELATIONSHIP.
GET THAT GIRL, HANKE.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
# GOOD THING I LOOKED BACK THIS EVE.
IT WAS MOVIE PEAS AND NO FUN TIMES EARLIER.

THIS IS FUN, YES.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# nah, MOVIE POSTERS FOR THE WIN!
  


/fixxored
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark the other night
it occurred to me what shit archaeologists they are
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# VOTE FOR THIS ONE INSTEAD
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *votes*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# YOU CAN VOTE FOR BOTH
STUPID
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I'M PRETTY SURE I ALREADY DID.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Very Cheeky Slightly Reworked Pea.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *unlurks to voice my traditional response of...*
I don't get it.




















;)™
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *psssst*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 10 Points to that Man!
:)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# huh!
some of us's parents weren't even born then
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Shut it, young 'un.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not much to say about this, really
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# is it one of those kebab things?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Pffttt...

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Spitroast?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I'll bring the large sausage
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *breaks out the lube*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hmm - I feel we've gone out of the realm of humorous euphemism now
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Oh yes.
It's my b3taday, indulge me.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)
# stick a chain on the end of that and we've got it covered!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Watch your octopus on that fly killer!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] childish again
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUGGEST THIS IMAGE CHALLENGE?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Because he had all these gems put away in advance.
(Is this the musical sequel?)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# it sure is
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMO
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Do they sing 'go west'?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# stop complaining.
misery guts
=)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Don't be grumpy gronkpan,
you'll ruin my b3taday.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# merry b3taday!!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Cheers :)
I made this cake last night, there should still be some left.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *scoffs*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
Shite, no cayke!

:O
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I've got it covered.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hippy Bird Day MOUIAP ?


(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Ooo, a b3taday parrot.
It's beautiful
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)
# read my sig
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I am going to come up with a better image challenge for next week.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# do 'If Mussolini had been made of wheat'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ohhh ducky!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:35, archived)
# quack!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)
# you pissed me off too
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] WAR MOVIE TRIPLE COMBO!!!!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# THIS MESSAGEBOARD NEEDS MORE MOVIE POSTERS.
IT'S TIME TO CRANK IT UP A NOTCH, FOLKS
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hahaha
*Opens photoshop*

any requests?
:P
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# As long as you come up with 15 new threads, I'm happy.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)
# The Bismarck link isn't working!`
*tries clicking more*

*gives up, clicks "I like this" instead*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Apparently the server
is three miles under the Atlantic.
Sorry
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
# SysAdmin must charge a fortune for callouts
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# It takes a long time for them to fix it
they only have a skeleton crew.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Is the server wreck-mounted?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yup
trouble is, all the back-ups crashed too.
Graf Spee, Tirpitz, etc...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Better Scapa
Flow of data might be affected.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Their web page just keeps saying
"be Reich back"
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Better than a "Fuhrer-4" message
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ah. It says it went down with a windows problem
someone left one open
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Just leave a message on their desktop
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:08, archived)
# apparently they couldn't connect to the port in time.
(happy birthday!)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It was portholed in a prophecy that that would happen
Maybe someone drugged the sailor'scupper tea.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I think they poisoned his fish and ships
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Yes, the captin went to see a coracle and that's what she told him.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# She said it would happen schooner or later
Fate always ketches up with you.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Maybe he should go back and destroy'er
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# But she has pipistrelles lurking in the shadows
Annoy her, and a bat'll shiprise-attack you.

That pun was sub-normal.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, coming up with these puns is a real battle.ships only come in so many types.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Thought yours came equipped with 15" puns fore and aft?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I cannonly guess.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Yacht are you talking about?
We are not yet beraft of puns.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# True. I get my puns from the local shop,
they have a sail on.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Not really his fault, though
he was just hard of herring.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# That's awful, have you got no sole?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)
# He did just for the halibut.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I don't pike you any more
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I don't rudd-y care.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Oh, calm down. I don't want a row.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)
# The bandwidth for this pun compo
must cost a few squid.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Yeah, we'd better hope the servers have got some mussel.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Maybe we should clam up?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Nah, I've got a whole grouper puns left here.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Oh scallops.
I'm dying on my wrasse thinking of some.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# If we don't stop soon salmon's going to get hurt
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# That's ok
we can send a nice reef to their funeral.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# But don't you sea?Weed best stop before we cause a serious injury
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Nah, let's go overboard on someone.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'm urchin you to reconsider.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# That's put me back in my plaice.
Archive in 3..2...1...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)
# thank cod for that
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# This is the end
I'm going to commit sushicide
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I hake myself for having driven you to this.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Fin.
(no really - I have to go to Ikea now. What's that boss? Sorry, I meant stay off work ill all day...)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Go on then, get trout of here.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I think it's only fair that they wave their fees.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
i like the perve poster!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] la cucaracha the pig
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# FUCK.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Pfffft
:D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
# haha!
genius
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?
Seriously.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# My head hurts!
Seriously.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# you've changed that a lot from uncle buck....
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Uncle Buck is dead.
He made a massive pancake stack before he went.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*eats pancakes*
yum yum
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# That was about 10 years ago.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# everybody knows pancakes keep forever
nyom nyom
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# If you must know
Slightly dodgy ankle, and I need a shower. Other than that, I'm fine. (thanks for asking)

How are you?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# MAD MAN?
/Beyond Thunderdome
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# HEY, MAD MAN MARS!
COME GET US!

*gets decapitated by falling bonnet*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I've got an ulcer!
PLus I think I'm going mad as I put the coffee machine on this morning and didn't put any coffee in it.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# FRUITY WINNAR!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I'm back at work
isn't thast enough?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I keep throwing up and have a headache
thanks for asking
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Are you preggers again?:O
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# not Toilet Duck again!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)
# don't forget to keep hydrated
that's the key

also have some essential salts as well as you may find your electrolyte levels down.

go to boots and get some dyhorolite (i thin that's what it's called) that should sort you out.

i hope your tummy feels better soon.

and 'Ning!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)
# means I'm here all day so it's a good thing!
'ning chap
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# * shopped only
* not real, no bridge, no ladder ...etc

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# i scraped my knuckles at 6.30 this morning carrying our old cooker down the drive ready for the council to pick up
and i had an unsettled sleep last night.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i've got a bit of a dicky tummy
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning all
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# 'nings johnny!
hahaha!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning Benjy
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ye alreet ya jobby?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# alreet's geordie yah daft plum
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:14, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# * click


(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# 'ning WB
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ning ATM

* you still owe me a twelveteen pound from the last time I used you?

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
# *swallows card*
wrong pin entered, sorry dude
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)
# * fucksocks

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# contact your branch my man
*friendliest ATM in town*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# I have just tried this...
but the squirrel told me to sod off?



(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUGGEST THIS IMAGE CHALLENGE?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Pfffft
Nicely done!

& 'ning.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ta
'ning 47
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# hahahahaha, lovely :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ta Archie
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Gmost woo
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ta
had a bit of trouble finding those gmos eyes, which was a bit weird
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n' Nasty


(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:59, archived)
# pffft!
*sends mad fax's to other departments*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:01, archived)
# To quote some old joke
"I got a mad letter the other day. It was in a padded envelope."
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I wonder, in the 80's and early 90's, how many people were dumped by fax.

'ningles all.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
#
An ex girlfriend of mine (from the mid 90's) told me she'd dumped her ex boyfriend by fax!! She called it "Sacked by Fax!!"
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)
# looks bloody ace, stop apologising!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
*clicks for the thumbs up*

EDIT:even better for Jeremy Bullock!!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)
# ..
k h

lovely pic though :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Fixed
Taaa, I'd even looked it up...
I should go to bed...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Make this 280px, quick!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:54, archived)
# 'tis done
And it helps hide the font matching...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:57, archived)
# FP!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Arf indeed!
Woo!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# hahah, he certainly seems cheerful
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Yes!
The Great Guin would approve!!

*cleeeck*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] You mean to tell me
I've missed nearly a week of a mopvie poster challenge, cos I've been lazing on my arse at home instead of being at work?

This calls for a Monster Pearoast-o-Matic Post








Normal service will be resumed once I wake the fuck up...



(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:28, archived)
# 'nings Joe
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:33, archived)
# 'ningles nimbus
How's you?

I've been back at work for half an hour and want to go back to bed already!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:34, archived)
# yer, I know that feeling
I got to work at 7am only to find some git had changed the locks

so I spent an hour sitting outside the door playing fecking Solitaire
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:43, archived)
# hahaha!!
JOE!!
*hugs*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:35, archived)
# *huggles*
I feel normal again now.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:41, archived)
# *unzips*
how about now?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:43, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:52, archived)
# still loving the Goodies one
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Especially the cameo of Twinkle at the bottom...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)
# have this shockingly bad animation i just made

i feel all shakey
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:49, archived)
# the legs do it for me
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)
# *is shocked*
=D
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)
# The smile spoils it.
If he just walked past then he would be perfect.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:55, archived)
# correct

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Well, I did wonder where you had got to!
Woo & 'ning!

'nings everyone else too.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:50, archived)
# 'ningles!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:51, archived)
# 'ning mate!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)
# nings!!!!
i've been hiding
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Christ, this is full of wins.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:56, archived)
# Aww
I wanna see 'Italian Pob'
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# melty
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:54, archived)
# nice style
=)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:03, archived)
# I liked "clay on glass"
Have you tried any sand-art on glass
youtube.com/watch?v=FIKPi8QvlVk&feature=related
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:10, archived)
# ah
I've seen that one. Totally stunning. I did just acquire an overhead projector (of the old classroom variety). Hmmm...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Last one before i sleep...

this is knickie. she is officially the most wonderful, badass person i know.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:34, archived)
# Ohh that's pretty


(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:39, archived)
# Woo.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:40, archived)
# this is most good
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:02, archived)
# reallllly cool
probably my favourite thing of yours
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:09, archived)
# that's fantastic
really caught a sense of life in the eyes :)
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)
# One of these

(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# you are paul gauguin.
i like.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# ooh...
glowy...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Anti-pance!
Woo.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Tits!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Holy batshit!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# gets my vote
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# [frantic voice-over] "But where's Batman?"

Well done. I clicked it.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# That's
rather
well
done
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# what have you done to my beutiful lee?
you bastard, you'll rot in hell for this.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!!

HAHAHA!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# im sad someone would do that to my sweet innocent lee merriwether.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Is it, though?
I'm not as well versed in the variations.
ie. I expect you likely do know the source(s).
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# i'd say 'lolpolitics' but it's more 'lolentertainment'.
or 'lolhype'.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:35, archived)
# well done!
very woo!
clicky!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Katie.

`nother of my friends...thissun's a roller derby girl...very hard core...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# cor
these are goods!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# thankees...
^_^

hows the you?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# nicely done, miss.
roller derby, gosh. next there'll be discos becoming popular again.


oh.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Lovely :)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:48, archived)
# you know tom cruises wife ?
cool
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 7:03, archived)
# these are fantastic
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)
# While it's quiet in here...
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Must all be off shopping.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)
# jesus...
She's like a parody of a human.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)
# of a giraffe rather
=)
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:13, archived)
# good grief
you shopped a lot less than I thought!
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# beckham could redeem himself just by snapping his neck.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 8:37, archived)

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