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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)

Is this satire?

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)

satire?

hmmm...No.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)

Just checking.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)

thanks for asking

np.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)

what about this?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

NEGATORY, HUMAN.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

this was supposed to be, at the time.

although it was more of a FAIL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)

from the look of his face

he's just seen the price of some spaghetti

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

oh dear!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)

BOM BA DEE DUP BUP BOWWW

that is awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)

I stared at that for a while

until I realized that that's seinfeld music. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)

Hahhhahaha!

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)

heh.

tough to decide what franchise was more humourless.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, JERRY? HUH?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)

Georgey

probably had that little boy killed or summat.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

hahahahahaa!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)

TIME FOR THE BIG SLEEP, JOHNNY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)

hahhahhhahhhhhha

you made me wee

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)

Dont worry its just ketchup.

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)

YOU KILLED BURGER.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)

is he riding a partially invisible scooter?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)

LOLKINGS

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)

like that kid off Malcom In The Middle in the special class?

or this?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)

this

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)

I like how the reflection

is left unshopped. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)

VAMPIRE BIKE.

List in profile :)
You most likely won't like much of it

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)

Wow!

You have some really good stuff. Like Metallica, The Sex Pistols, Franz Ferdinand, etc. I dunno why, but I wouldn't have thought you to be into Metallica. heh. :]

EDIT: mofaha's making me dribble milk. Ew. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)

I just edited it to show which I like more (I put in smaller and bigger writing )

It makes more sense now.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

I thought I was imagining

if some of it was bold. I kept blinking and stuff. :p

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

Hahah

it didn't look very good just bold, so I made the ones I like less smaller, and I put spaces to divide the groups of bigger and smaller.
Maybe tomorrow I'll put the better bands in alphabetical in one group, and less better bands in another, but I like it how it is.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:19, archived)

Wow.

You're too organized. With your alphabetization and lists and what not. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)

Nah, I just don't want to have to explain to someone "Oh, I don't like <insert band here> as much..."

and risk feeling awkward when it turns out to be their favourite band.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)

Aww

you shouldn't feel awkward about stating how you feel, and like, opinions and stuff. Like, I know you like Hawkwind and Pink Floyd but I don't feel bad saying I don't. Try it. Diss some of my bands. ^^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)

No, it's not that.

It's just the whole
"Oh! You like one of my favourite bands!! :D:D:D"
"Err...well not very much..."
"Oh.."

Makes me feel bad :(

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)

Aww

hahah. I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at you. You could always just say "Yeah, but they're not my favorites" or something. Unless that makes you feel bad, too.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)

I hate disappointing people.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)

Awwww

*hug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)

*hugs back*

Whenever I hurt someone, I feel like I've let myself down.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)

You shouldn't.

I mean, do you hold high expectations of yourself? Like, you know, you feel you have to be nice/do well in school, etc? Or are you just too sweet? ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)

Probably the latter.

I love being sweet :)
I always see myself as a trustworthy person. Someone who won't let you down. Someone who will always keep a promise.
Those are some of my few promises to myself. If I break them, I've let myself down, and I've let someone else down.
And that's a really nasty feeling.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)

Aw.

I think those are such nice promises to keep to yourself, and others. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)

So do I.

I made two promises today.
:)
One expired too, which was a relief.
I have a couple of huge ones too.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:41, archived)

Tempted to ask what they are.

Feel nosy. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:42, archived)

^-^

Here's something I didn't promise not to say:
I know a guy who names his pillow after the girl he likes and hugs it to sleep.
Edit: He tells it he loves it, too.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)

Awwww

ohmigod. That's really sweet. :]

Although it could be looked at as creepy, maybe? I dunno.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)

I think it's sweet.

:)
Speaking of sleep, I am going now.
Goodnight dear! *tacklehugs*

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)

Alright. I am too, or very soon.
Nigh night, love. ^.^ Sweet dreams.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)

Hahah I stayed up until your bed time :)

Goodnight.
I shall have sweet dreams, and you should too ^-^

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)

Yes.

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)

^this

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)

Fighting Talk

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

yippety *click*!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

ooo-er!

I seem to have lost the plot. This would make no sense as a challenge entry but bollox! It's mine and I'll post it as hard as I like!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

GO TO BED!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

I will when I can

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

HIPPY

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Cae1, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

rawr

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

Howdy! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

Hahah

cowboy talk.

I hate clearing the kitchen. Mofoho uses, like, 50 pots/pans/spatulas/plates. Also, I can't seem to wash dishes without splashing water everywhere!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

Is he the house chef then?

Ross is pretty good at cooking, so's my dad.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

He is.

He's a really good cook, and he's taught me some stuff, too. We don't really...trust...mum to cook. ;D

Also, I'm totally addicted to Beware! Criminal! right now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

I'm addicted to Megalomaniac.

Dad doesn't like it so he made me turn it off in the car :(
Then we got into an argument into what we put on, and he made me settle for Kaiser Chiefs.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)

That was the first one I was addicted to.

Then it was Talk Shows. :]
How could you not like that? What a freak. Oh god. I'm sorry. I just called your dad a freak. Kaiser Chiefs? Could be worse. *coughmomcoughthebeatlescough*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)

I don't not like them,

I just prefer other things, and wasn't in a Kaiser Chiefs mood.
And I like The Beatles :)
Not my favourite band by far, to be honest I think Incubus are at the moment.
Edit: And I was addicted to Diamonds and Coal first.
Then A Crow, then Talk Shows and now Megalomaniac.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

Okay.

Like I said. Not that bad. I never liked the Beatles. Except on Across The Universe, but that wasn't really them.
Incubus are amazing. I dunno what genres you like, but I would totally recommend stuff if you want. I have that huge list in my profile. Which is unreadable due to eyefuck.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

I like lots of different stuff.

I don't have a specific taste in anything, really.
If I like something, I like it, if not, I don't.
If you suggest some stuff, I might like it and I might not.
But it helps if the band have a really cool name, it gets me interested before I listen :)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

Hahah

I understand. So, for interesting names and good music try: Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (who are amazing live ^^),The Pink Spiders, Cute Is What We Aim For, and...uhm...Midasuno. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)

I have forced myself to listen to Funeral for a Friend.

I never really gave them a chance, but after listening to Incubus and being pleasantly surprised, I have decided to try them too.
I'm not hating it so far.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)

Yay!

They're awesome!

Oh, also, Family Force 5 (who are all really nice and also great live ^^)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

I do prefer singers whose balls have dropped, to be honest,

Boyd is on the border, but singers like from Pink Floyd and Hawkwind are my favourites.
That's what puts me off much of the recent music.
I don't think singers like in Funeral for a Friend sound very good with a voice like that, mixed with that accent. But it's personal preference and I am willing to give them a chance.
But even as I'm typing this it's beginning to grate.

And now I've changed the song and deleted them. Sorry!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)

Hahah

I don't mind high-voiced guys. But Coheed and Cambria is as high as I can take. I don't have a huge problem with his voice, but it's okay.

And the bands I suggested all have non-high voices. So don't worry (or something) :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)

And in case you wonder why I deleted them so coldly, it's because I had a huge clear out of shit bands I never listen to on my Zen.
I cut it down to about 15Gb of music now, which is bands I listen to, and plenty I rarely listen to but are good.
I shall make a list.
Edit: And ones I haven't decided on yet.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)

Hahah

I have loads I don't listen to. Too lazy to have a clear out. Like, some country music just randomly appeared on my iPod and stuff. Like...whut!?

/hate country music

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:59, archived)

Me too :P

It's vile.
Edit: Except Hayseed Dixie

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

PERRY FARRELL, DUDE.

PERRY FARRELL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)

FERRY PARRELL, DUDE.

FERRY PARRELL.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)

this is how us males who can cook do cook.

/fact.
Tip: wear socks when doing the washing up so you can use them to mop the floor with the spilt water.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)

Males who cook use too many things for such a simple job.

I know, I have to clean up after myself.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)

I have a wife who shows appreciation for awesome cookingness by cleaning.

chicks have smaller feet than men to enable them to stand closer to the sink.
/fact

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

DONT YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

NO I BURNED IT DOWN

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

yOU NEED TO GET SLEEP SO YOU CAN ABSORB THAT EDUMACATION STUFF THEY TEACH THERE.

"INTERNET FATTIE" is not a readily available position unless you learn things.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)

But it's fridayyyyy

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)

back in my day there was no internets.

I was also an A grade student.
Just a coincidence?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)

I'm an A grade student in many things.

Art, History, Science, Drama to name a few
Edit: Oh, and English! :D

I'm C grade in maths, which is good because it's my worst subject.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

Ooh

aren't you smart. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)

Nope

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

Well I'm starting to fall behind in science, but that's only because I'm doing Art more than anything.

A) Because of b3ta
B) My exam is very soon

So I need to do lots of prep work first.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)

Ooh.

yeah. I'm having trouble in science. I'm taking a quiz tomorrow in it, and a test next a day.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)

I managed to get LOADS done today though :D

I had no idea what the cousework we're doing was..then Sarah said something and it just clicked, and I got about four pages done :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)

GO BACK TO SLEEP!

*Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war-drums*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

Aye Aye! Surrr!

Permission to finish my delicious piece of rhubarb crumble and cuppa and perhaps have a pre-slumber gasper?

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

reply

to reply to Nipples reply to Clan* which I replied to in error -

Sorry!

Edit: *or vice versa

Edit edit: Holy shit! Where is my plot?!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

have you looked down the back of the lounge?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

Lounge?

Seem to have misplaced that too.

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

Micro b?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

WHY IS MY BLOG NOT FULL OF MUNDANE COMMENTS?

I HATE YOU ALL.

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

WE BELIEVE IN GANGING UP ON PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET

THATS WHY.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)

I READ IT. IT WAS ENTHRALLING.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

I was al like "LOL" like shitrags?

and it was all like sbout like shitrags and like stuff.
like.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

ALSO: TOILETWIZARDRY.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

I MIGHT ADD ONE, LATER.

SO? YOU DON'T NEED A BLOG TO TELL ME THAT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

I LOVE YOU GRONKPAN

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)

lollumz!

rather clevers

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

jesus, that took me AGES

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

but oh so very worth it, eh?

arf! My heid's spinnin'

Goodnight!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

yay for rotating things

nite ntie

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

Easy one... maybe bindun ?

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

ah that'll be why they make my throat hurt so much. all that jizz!

*does jazz hands*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

*does pandery thing*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

On a really embarassing note

can someone please explain to me why the image currently winning this weeks image compo is funny. I know I'm being thick, but I just don't get it

EDIT* I've stopped being a lazy fucker, and am now aware that the reason I didn't get it was because I'm not American. I therefore feel vindicated that I did not get it, and am proud to be BRITISH

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Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

What image is that?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

The dog food one with the fuzzy bit

at the top of the most popular page

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Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

I'M NEW :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

video formats.

also it is an old, old picture that he re-posted for the competition.
www.b3ta.com/board/4832221
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)

gdfgdg

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The Neville What what what, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

lol, temporal anomalies

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hahahah

FSHOOOMS! PSHHNYEW! Best sound effects.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

I agree.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

I'm going to go around school

saying those tomorrow. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

Do it! They're brilliant :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

God damn it

I've been waiting for 3 days to break out my brand new FAQ gif, and the one time someone breaks the rules, I'm out. Nice cartoon btw

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Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

*breaks rules*

Go ahead, FAQ me!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

YAY

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Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

FASTER!

He's gonna blow!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

This is why I rarely animate.

Whenever I do I get no reply :(

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

Here you go then....

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

That is awesomeness in GIF form

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Furness, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

HAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

WHY THE PORN?

WHHHHYYYYYY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)

well done old chap!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

Arf!

*picks a grape*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

More splendidness!

Many ha has!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

RICIN UMPRELLA

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

What?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

CLICK FOR

bigger

I think I may have done this before. Yes I have. Sorry. Deleting thread in five...four...three...two...on...*ABORTABORTABORT*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

I didn't know b3ta had a news site now

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Shiksa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

dont delete!!!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

^ this

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

Don't delete!

a thread you'll deplete!
it'll be a mess
it won't be neat
and then stop rhyming.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

CAEWAN IS GAY FOR THIS

/ac

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

drat!

I don't have enough entries for an /ac

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

wot iz ac?

oh, it's autocomplete, isn't it. I can't use that. I have a wife.

*Mrs. Bingo*
Oh. I'll just search for curtains for the living room. Let me see. I'll type "C"... MR. BINGOWINGS!!
*/Mrs. Bingo*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

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put a random letter in the subject

and pick whatever comes up with /autocomplete

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

TAKEN: Ikea white TV cabinet

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

WANTED: Snooker Cue

freecycle fight!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

God damn!

That's the only freecycle thing in mum's /ac. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

Wanted: Cardboard boxes

oh :(

oh well, never mind :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

BUT WE WOULD GET TO LEGALLY FIGHT, WITH BIG FUCK-OFF COOL SWORDS!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

WE WOULD SUSTAIN SLIGHT OR PARTIAL INJURY TO "LIMB" OR "FINGERS" IN SUCH EVENT

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR PYLON

/ac

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

Jesus!

I don't know why that is in the autocomplete. Hahah

Evenin' sir. *doffs imaginary top hat*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

Evening miss! :D

How is everything?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

I am having an amazing evening.

I got accepted to a comicon, as you know. And very cheaply, too. And now my daddy said he'll try and take me to see The Kooks in NYC in June. ^.^
And your evening?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

Very good, thanks :D

I'm cold now though, on account of hearing someone coming, turning all the lights off, taking my top off and diving into bed before I got caught on the pc!
Now I'm cold :P

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

Hahah

I forgot it's like...late there. x]
*offers hoodie*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

If I get dressed again, someone will come.

If I don't, I will freeze.
Hmm.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

A dilemma.

Wait...don't you own pajamas?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

I do, but they are small.

Besides, I get quite hot in this room. In bed, anyway.
Meant in a non-dodgy way

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

Oooh.

Put a blanket round your shoulders, silly.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

Too much hassle!

Oop brb need to hide!

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

Hahahahah

Do people just like...walk around your house randomly at night?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

Back.

Yes, they do.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

Hahah

Why? That's weird. mofoho stays up till god knows when, but I don't sneak onto b3ta, so I don't hav the hiding trouble.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Well I am busy with music right now,

but mum stalks me offline now.
:S

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

Ahh...

wait. Your mum stalks you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

To see if I'm in bed.

When she was stalking Psychedelic Warlord, I had to change to ClanSoul to avoid her.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

But I don't get it.

Why was she stalking you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

Because she wanted to know if I was "behaving on the internet"

She misunderstood b3ta and it was either change my username (She never realised) or lose my internet.
So I did the latter.
Then you talked to me, I was worried that you'd get into trouble, so I gazzed mofaha and he was happy what I apologised and we were able to talk again.
And you know the rest.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

Hahah

Lovely story. ^.^

I has to go clean the kitchen now. With my slave driving mother. D: But I shall return. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

Have fun! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

MR MEATS IS BACK, NOW WE CAN LAUNCH THE ARK

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

FUCK!

I BROKE THE ARK AAAAGES AGO!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

OH SHIIIIIIT

WHAT WILL WE DO?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

swim?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

Yes™

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

This iz all teh silleh.

woo!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

HOOTS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

YAY I LIVE IN WANGLAND.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:00, archived)

i know photography ain't a big thing round here

but hey deal with it yeah cos i'm really happy with this shot.

CFB

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

As you should be!

Woo :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

I have this urge to turn this image upside down and make a joke about defying gravity

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

I know people don't really want to see my cock here

but hey deal with it because I really like my cock.

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gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

hey!

if you don't love your cock!

why should anyone else!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

you're nobody

'til somebody loves your cock.

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Shiksa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

as long as they don't love it so much that they swallow it hole

eep

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

as long as they don't bite it clean off

it's all good

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Shiksa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

simply giving it back

with a needle and thread is not enough, indeed :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

YOU DRUGGED ROTATING WOBBLY HAT AND DRESSED HIM UP LIKE A GIRL AND TOOK A NOT-PARTICULARLY-GOOD PHOTO OF HIM and made his arms a bit long and thin

and I claim my five pounds.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

do you have proof of this?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

Yes. It's down the front of these trousers.

That I'm not wearing, m'lud.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

pictures?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

flickr.>. b3ta.

Unfortunately, RWH is one of those creatures who tends to lurk BEHIND the lens...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

There, thats better.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

pure class!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

It would be even classier if I got them to shit in her mouth:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

hahaha. totally.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)

I want to marry you.

If not just for your cute looks and vagina that is not easily offended. Your appreciation of sick twisted humour is a rare quality in a laydee.

Now all I have to do is convince the wife that having a harem is a good thing.
(Rohypnol 'll take care of the marraige part:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

you're so lovely.
noone has ever wanted to marry me before!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

i hate to piss on your fireworks

but aren't those gold finches not tits?

/ornithology

edit: loves to piss on fireworks

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

no, it is a "Great Tit"

gloden finches look like this....
www.dungevalley.co.uk/Birds/goldfinch.jpg

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

please excuse my crass error good sir

you are clearly the more masterful ornithologist and i bow to your superior knowledge of tits.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

YOU OWE ME SOME NEW FIREWORKS!!!

*sharpens cleaver*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

hang on i've definitly got it on disk around here some where

*software jokes are crap*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

yes

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

Hahahah I was thinking that too

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

Would!

But would also check the "best before date".

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

Where did you shoot her?

It certainly wasn't between the eyes.

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

i'll leave that to your imagination

.......

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

Did you shoot your jizz up her arse

or is that to be left to my imagination too?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

i don't do anal

FACT

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

You should!

It's fun!

It's just like shitting backwards!

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Ratsta, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

cos that sounds like fun

*blorks*

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

YOU might not...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

O HAI R U MAEKEN PICTARS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

I'M HOT NOW!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

god that took me a moment.

needs more chump.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

er, what?

edit: oh shit, I made an arse of that

hahah

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

oh god that took me waaaaaaaay too long.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

Argghhhh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

Shoe-Smarmy Otter Rapist... that Guy Lardy-Linker

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

very funny Dr. Jones...

very funny

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

I'm sorry

it's just I have a problem with my pearost and shame glands

I've tried rubbing them but that just made it worse :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

those adverts are wank

but Lineker scored 283 goals during his career and never got a yellow or red card. ever. kinda makes up for it in my book.

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

Apart from his marriage.

But FIFA rules don't really apply there, do they?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

i'd certainly hope not!

or i'm fucked

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

Seamed like a good idea

once

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

no reason :)

I had a cheeseburger for my supper, it was nice

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

YOU don't NEED one

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

it just spurts out of my head

I can't stop it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

Good.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

Fuck!

I'll get the bandages, you call an ambulance.

Oh god there's blood EVERYWHERE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

hmm, time to make black puddings!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

Urgh.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

yeah

there's really nothing appealing about those things

"oh look! congealed blood and fat! in a tube made of guts!"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

I want to be a helicopter.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

I ate a big red candle

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

That was no candle!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

I want to be...

a flying submarine!

or a space boat!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

a space boat?

is that like a bollox space ship

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

you know, I've never contemplated it in depth

but I suspect this is entirely possible

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

Yes.

www.maj.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=149394

More from test ideas etc
www.maj.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=149336
edit: couple pages of em on the last use the "next"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

holy crap

that's quite epic

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

Thx.

I did another sci-fi one too.
www.lugnet.com/~295/tpia
It is even more epic, but off topic. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

And I did one where there's a boat IN a space ship.

40k battleship has a garden with lake for
the "green house"-deck. Just a small one. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

needs to be animated

with an epic musical soundtrack :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

A space submarine is the obvious solution

They are already designed to withstand massive pressure, no pressure will be a cake walk.

Also the torpedo tubes will still work, seeing as the little rocket jet that fires them will carry the things off into space.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

thats very well thought out

how long have you been considering this option?

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

I see the future as using concrete spaceships

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

this is the future of spaceships

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

when someone cracks gravitational manipulation then the magic things shall be happening

still, something like that(orion) might get squishy humans to the outer reaches of the solar system in a sane amount of time

tho any further than that seems pointless with that technology

but I am an physics noob :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

It's all connected . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

it's the circle of life

or the manufacture of hotdogs, I'm not sure which

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

Ha!

Good to have you back :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

I DON'T MIND

I like your pictures, mr.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)

HELLO

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

WIN.

This is the definitive new logo for the newly privatised England and Wales Police Service.
Compo it!
(Just think of the recruitment possibilities!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

but ive had enough of the compo!!1

dont you want some kind of salamander darts champion?!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

Well, yes. Of course I do.

As long as he's a morbidly obese alcoholic, like the rest of my sporting heroes.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

well i cant quite promise anything up to paula radcliffes standards

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

Paula is a good benchmark.

Shitting yrself on live telly gives a colossal sporting advantage, in my book*.

*No recognised sporting authority uses 'my book' as a standard reference text

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

cor paintcat

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

*wooes with milk*

cmon.. puss pss pss pss

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

MR SMOKY ONLY DRINKS BEER AND WHISKEY

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

at the same time?

ewww!

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

yes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

THE HORSE,

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE HANDLEBARS.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

HUH

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Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

bindun....?

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

on a Gazillion earnest message boards

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

thought as much.........

oh well...

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

but what about here?

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

DFKDFC

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)

Yes, but he's such a shit it's worth pissing on him again and again.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

he is repulsive,

isn't he?

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

whats his name

i seem to remember him saying some really funny stuff at one time

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

He was known as

Comical Ali

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

thats the chap

i wish to read some of his wise words.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

he still has his fans

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

Bill O'Reilly is a fucking horrible cunt.

Fucking falafel/loofah phone-raping wankstain.

Fox News.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

Bill O'Reiley

The next b3ta image challenge?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

Suggest it!

Now!

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

It would just be

'Bill O'Reiley is a cunt, discuss using illustrations'

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

endless fun

and I'm sure he'd take it in good humour.... right wing crackpots love a good laugh at themselves usually...

(londoner, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

That would sort of defeat the point though

The only reason to do it would be to have the Bill O'Reiley receiving anal from Jesus type of picture.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

"I don't want to go on a lynching party against Bill O'Reilly unless there's evidence, hard facts, that say this is how the cunt really feels"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

he looks like a cunt too

cunt.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

Oh, the cunt's a cunt alright.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

*sighs* the past is well missed..

Does this count: Older logos for oldish logos? I hope so.

I also long for the return of the 6-day working week, vikings, stocks and the feudal system.. With a healthy dose of beheadings and leech therapy thrown in for squits and giggles.

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

That and "Opal Fruits"

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

Yeah, this!

I used to love Opal Fruits, but I can't remember what they're called now, so I haven't bought any for years... :-(

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

Starburst.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

fucking Starburst

it'll always be OPAL FRUITS!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

^This.

I call them Opal Fruits.
And I'm FIFTEEN.
I'M YOUNG AND I CALL THEM OPAL FRUITS.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

it's not just the names of the things I miss

the bars were bigger, and the wrappers were much much easier to open because they were paper based so would tear easily, now everything's gone plastic sometimes they're a real bitch to open

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

I don't remember,

but I can imagine.
Like old packets of salt and shake?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

yup

just like those

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

I once forgot they were previously called Opal Fruits

my head hung in shame for days. Brainwashed by the system... Again!

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

For a time I couldn't remember,

but now I refuse to call them Starburst.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

And Jif

I can't go into a shop and ask the assistant if she has syph.

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

Pffft

Stupidest rebranding ever. I pointedly call it Kif now.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

Apparently...

Well I heard somewhere that Jif was rebranded because the Spanish pronounce J's differently?

Can anyone confirm this?

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

¡hif! ¡hif! ¡hif! ¡hif!

:D

I think it's harmonisation of international branding or some nonsense like that

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

forever opal fruits

gayburst is gay.

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

I wonder why they changed it

It's not like it means something naughty in another language. Maybe they couldn't copyright a generic word... but then Mars is OK. I dunno. I'm just rambling now.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

I guess they didn't want a fattening, non-healthy product associated with something right at the opposite end of that scale

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

There's a different Marathon bar in the US, and Mars standardised the names internationally.

Boring but true.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

yes yes but...

They have a new one, a Snickers Marathon bar... it's more of an 'energy bar' -- not gross like a power bar, but not a hunk of granola either. I like them, second to Cliff bars.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

Ио?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

Yes?

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

what happened to dib dabs, i dont see them anymore

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

They're still around! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

i always thought that they were stopped because the licorice top, wasnt covered in some sort of packaging...

...hygiene and all that

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

Oh those are sherbet fountains.

They do those too.
Dip dabs are the ones with two sections of a paper packet with a lolly thingy inside one side, and sherbet in the other.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

shit! i remember both of them...

but yeah i got it wrong, havent had them in years

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

At least they still do Freddos.

Whatever happened to Taz though?
There was Taz and Freddo, and I always loved a caramel of each.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

theres a bar in leeds called the 'Fab Cafe'

and they sell dib-dabs, sherbet fountains, wham bars the whole shabang

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

And Sherbert Fountains!

I had one of those recently. My Word! I can't spoon them as quick as I used to ... *Overwhelmed by sugar and bicarbonate mixture*
Oh to be 6 again!

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

I once bought many many packets of sherbet

two cans of coke and went to the playground to use the roundabout.
When I got little results from the first can, I decided to just hold as much sherbet in my mouth as possible for as long as I could.
It came out of my nose.
Then I took the last can and the last few packs and went home to use my trampoline.

I remember throwing up.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

was that last week or the week before that?

;)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

Hahah

this was a couple of years ago now.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

don't forget the chocolate bar that can help you work rest and play!

and Carlsberg was the best lager in the world

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

AND ALL THIS TIME I HAVE BEEN EMPLOYING PEOPLE TO WORK!

When I should have just remembered the ads from my childhood.
MADNESS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

Is it just me,

or did Skittles sweets used to be called something else?
Can't remember what though, which makes me think it's just be being a retard or something.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

What about Mintolas

now they're half the length and called "After Eight Cubes" or something.

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

Mintolas?

Munchies!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

and I

still miss 'old english spangles'

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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

diversity rules

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

But that one at the back is a muslim terrywrist

He must be, he's dark and has a beard!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

but he's smiling

so he must be a roly poly Christian

(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

possibly they are Antian spies.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

OMG SHEEN

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

there is everything right with this picture.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

No.

Their heads aren't bobbing.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhahah

grim but probably true!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

im not happy with the black to white ratio on that picture

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

just ponder

everyone in that image has a stiffy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

i know i have one for sure

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

They're all watching

meatspin.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

Its mating season, and Pudsey's horny...

(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

oh my..

he looks so sinister

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

Sick little bastards! The whole lot of them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

What is this...

...the starting frame of "Two Bears, One Bowl"?
*grimaces*

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

hahahah

that's actually somewhat frightening

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

COMIC SANS

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

NEVER!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

FUCKING LIES

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

GIVE GENEROUSLY!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

I think I'll go somewhere warm when I die...

(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

what logo is this?

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Sorry...

No logo, unless you count a flag as a logo. I'm on auto pilot

(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

THE LOGO

OF ENGLAN.d

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Very close

Jersey in fact.

(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

not close at all

Jersey isn't even a part of the U.K

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

well i'll be fucking buggered

i never knew that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

But they have pledged allegiance.

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

American's pledge allegiance..we have The Oath of Allegiance

and Jersey is a neutral subject between England and France

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

bumflaps

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

The world is a fucking mess.

AHhaha

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

pfffffft.

I LIKE THIS PICUTRE BECAUSE IT IS A FUNNY PICUTRE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

hohohho

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

a quick one before bed

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

hahaha

very good :P

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Lucky you.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Ahahahaha

That's got to be done somewhere... maybe Bangkok

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

Christ. Getting a hard cock in Amsterdam wasn't on the cards 8 years ago, when I was 27.

Now?
Can't we just go on a nice canal boat trip?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

sozifbindun, sozforQnD

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

you appear to be

bashing your keyboard to generate random letters.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

Plus, picking on the best govt party.

Which is better :
Shitty Flower,
Grafitti looking tree,
A Firery Eagle?

Shit yeah. Base your voting on cool logo's, I reckon.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

LOLOTICS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ooooh David, I love you!

*wrongdecadewrongpartySpittingImageblog*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Yes, it's a new Zombie image, but it's much better than my last poor effort.

CFB (B=Blog)

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

I really really love these.

*adds friend*

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Aw, thanks.

You'll get sick of them soon though.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I expect so,

but oh well.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

you're supposed to say

"Oh i could never tire of your talent"

Or words to that effect.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

"Oh i could never tire of your talent"

;)

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I choose to take that as unprompted.

So thankyou.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

^-^

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Mmm. Pancreas!

Goodnight all.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast.

Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast. Breast.

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ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Zombie breasts

or zomboobs, as I like to call them.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Run for your lives. Zombie breast woman from hell is here to haunt your nightmares.
how can I sleep now? *rocks*

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sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

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