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# So, it's officially 29th February
And not being one to break with tradition, I gotta ask:

(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# can you juggle?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# What tradition is this?
Confusing anniversaries day?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# speak like a pirate day is on my birthday.
i think they should change it and make the day "Amy i great so you must all buy her drinks day"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Or they could change it to sodomise like a pirate day
Don't tell me you wouldn't enjoy that more
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# well that would be telling.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Hey, I didn't even get the kiss first
*only makes tenous sense*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# and it made sense to me!
now the other week were you talking about this morning with richard not judy?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# HELLO SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# YOU ARE!
How you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# ok, you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hmm, liquidised pandas
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Pretty good.
trying to keep up with the end of month invoicing.
Damn leap years get me every time!

Hmm, that was some sexy juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Which morning with richard not judy?
Is there a date planned?

WHEN WHEN?

Yes, I was. Pray tell, why do you ask?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# because i went and watched some on youtube and it was brilliant. so you are the bestest for reminding me of it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *blushes*
My collection of obscure stuff


I'm still missing TMWRNJ Series Two episode 7, all the videos of it I find are corrupted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)
# and when are you going to upload this so I can open my weak lemon drink now?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well they were all gotted from various torrent sites
hence why I can't find an uncorrupted S2E7, as they are all from the same VHS tape.

However to tide you over
www.stage6.com/user/bobgoblin/videos/
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Get it quick though,
they'll be flicking the switch soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# got any TMWE
?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Too young to really remember it
I do remember the Friday/Saturday Night Armistice though.

That and TWME are on bittorrent sites, often fairly sporadic episodes and idle torrents but they are there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# We want information...
information...
information...

You won't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# WHO IS NUMBER ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
#
"The right of every women to propose on 29th February each leap year goes back hundreds of years when the leap year day had no recognition in English law (the day was 'leapt over' and ignored, hence the term 'leap year'). It was decided that the day had no legal status, meaning that a break in tradition on this day was acceptable."
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well I would
But i'm a psychological mess and only go on about the bleakness of reality, so to be honest it wouldn't be a great improvement on your situation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
# *puts hand up*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# we cud mari an haff babees
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
#
Me! Me! Pick me! \
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# How big is your dowry?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Um...
Dunno about camels, but I could offer you a guinea pig and a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm, rodent fresh!
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Hello miss!
*gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hello sir!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I think you've misunderstood the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# well they have given it a new logo.
one with gerbils!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# At least they have ideas though, since I quit weed, I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# ha. weed is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Yes, up IS down.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Good weed is good.
I've not had any weed for six months and now I like Torchwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)
# FUCK
GET MORE WEED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)
# If I knew anyone who smoked it I would. I work in a world of tragic geeks and don't know anyone who does.
I'm going slowly mental. Help me jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i think you misunderstood the b3ta spirit?
ok so it's not perfect but I thought it'd raise a laugh
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)
# You've raised my cock to 90 degrees.
I'm just fucking around.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# awww
so no pistols at dawn?

*disappointed*
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# By dawn it'll be back up to at least 75 degrees and useless in a duel.
unless he has a piss half an hour before he wakes up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)
# LOVE IT!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] everyone's favourite gobfull of luncheon meat (please shake vigorously before serving)
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Now that's some good eatin'!
spread it on yer grits!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# ohhhh GRits.
i thought you said, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# no, traditionalcountry grits
with or without the "o"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)
# this
makes me first hungry, then sick.


(then horny)
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# same here..but in reverse!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# ^Both of these equally
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Tsk
then don't swallow!
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] meh and huh...
(TheHotFuzz Liking it long time at..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you appear not to have changed the logo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I got it
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# WAR!
It just makes no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR IMPLONDOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# oubla batta
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I never noticed
but he has FUCKING HUGE HANDS

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# YAY DISCOMEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That's to wank Satan's meaty cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# he has HUGE FUCKING HANDS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# and also a HUGE MEATY SATAN MAN PENIS
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That seems like an appropriate sentiment to go to bed on.
Goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# nite nite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# He is a Satanist and so is his daughter.
see: Bohemian Grove

i go now, pizza time
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *cough*retilian overlords*cough*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Teehee.
All true, JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# how our insectoid masters laugh at the tales of reptilian humanoids
eeep, I've let it out now!

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ehm his hand is nearer the camera than the rest of him
Father Ted - Dougall that cow is far away, that one is closer, little cow far, big cow near
(Hoofdog, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# it's an illuminati plot to make it seem that way
:)

yeah.. I've been reading some conspiracy sites on the net, they may have caused some mental cogency issues

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I do not need, a micro-phone, my voice, is fuckin POWERFUL!
aRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ASSPINATA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# In the film Caligula there's a bit where some pissed guard is forced to drink wine before his gut is stabbed-open
I can only glee
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# toolor baty ama didi
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Sprendid.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# The guy on the left looks a bit shifty, I don't trust him.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ghu
He is watching the bus
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# they all have jorry good crap!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# PFFFFT.
Shitty wok may I trake your rorder prease?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# you get todays supplies special!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'm so ronery
so ronery.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm feeling the urge to throw them some fish

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# pff
for you, mr. Ralue, the war is over!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Can someone just press fire, given all the mongs are in the same place?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent! I Will sleep with a smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# 'night :)
going too
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
(The Who Bird is eating Jaffa Cakes on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Clever!
Haven't a clue if it's bindun, but i likes.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# hahah :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I like it! (the logo, not the video... although I did manage to sit through it without puking)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
Excellent stuff
(The Venerable Tweed Is still lurking on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Ha
I'll never complain about bland tasteless coffee again.
(Kier Fox, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning all


possibly influenced by my recent move to bonnie Scotchlande.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# aah he truly is an inspiration for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# go to glasgow
many of the kids have already passed through the Rab C. Nesbitt stage and are now dead or requesting money in order to inject some dog fertiliser into their varicose veins.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Haha.
I will never ever see any of my relatives in Clydebank or Bellshill unless we have another wedding and tey want to come down here. I'm not getting within 100 miles of that shitehole ;)

( I have photos somewhere of me aged 5 or 6 in an honest to goodness real kilt and arran jumper, playing in the lovely green fields of Clydebank.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ah wiz born in Bellshill, ya cunt!
Never been there since. I moved to England for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# My Maw was born there
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I got popped out in the maternity hospital just before the sloppy weans duty was passed to Monklands.
1974, ya bas!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Copenhagen for me
I was lucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I did winch a lassie fae Bellshill once.
Scrubbed ma face for weeks after that fucker. It was textbook faceaids.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha thank you for using the word "winch"
Living in germany, scottish words for stuff delight me whenever I'm home.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8114975
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# thanks a lot, ill go have a look now and start a torrent before heading to work tomorrow
nighto!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I said to an Indian guy in my work "Ach, dinnae fash yersel, man" the other day.
That took a lot of explaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Goodnecht
mah braw mukker, Ah shaa spick wi' ye tha' moorns nicht.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# No bother.
I thought she looked like Andi MacDowell. Turns out she looked more like Malcolm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oof.
Hawhaw, Ah nearly laughed mah tossel aff 'en, ye fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# haha
*giggles like a numpty*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# yes, kilts are real.
My mum is from Belshill. It's shit, but less shit than motherwell, next door to where e-coli in britain was faithfully cultivated, lovely Wishaw.

I slightly exaggerated with respect to glasgow, I meant to say east-glasgow, but they tend to migrate into the nicer bits and threaten timid student geeks with their brown teeth and empty rum bottles, demanding 5 quid for their bus.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Kin ye no jist go "Git tae fuck, ya wee prick. Where's yir fuckin' team noo, ya cunt!"
*wallop*
"Oh, there they are, round the corner"
*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# wishaw?
i saw that fecking butcher on diagnosis unknown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# green fields in clydebank?????
clydebank makes greenock look attractive. it should get some sort of award for that.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha
you spotted the sarcasm. You did spot it, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# green fields in clydebank?????
it's hard to tell. some of the locals here are under the influence of drugs which have been mixed with so much soap powder that you could point to the concrete shithole that is clydebank town centre and tell that it's green fields and they'd agree as long as you promised to tap them a fiver. not that i'm suggesting your relatives are persil'd out smackheads.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Mrs. Bingowings went to college in Clydebank.
She justified her disgusting behaviour with the phrase "Marti Pellow's fae Clydebank, but." I fell in love with her soon after that. That and the brain donation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# im from dundee :D
i fortunately now live in nottingham, dundees fine but i like nottingham better
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# if you live in nottingham, you probably fucked my ex while she was going out with me
she aborted your kid, the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# if i did, im terribly sorry, but its very hard to tell we are waste deep in sluts in these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha, don't worry.
in any case, the chances that youre the father of the abortion are the same as mine, about 33-1.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i like those odds!
£5 says it turns out to be the mayors!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Does he get good reception on those?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Oh ho ho oh no!
^Exact words uttered here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
#


source in all its bigness
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# haha
oh dear pony god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# wha?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Rab C Nesbitt
Glaswegian hero.
Google, google, goo.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# after reading about that show
 
I am GUTTED it never screened here!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# YES!
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# He's a big mad mincie-heid!
no like me.


The above image is not intended to depict or bear any relation to any Scotland based, humorous televisual broadcast and Mister N Vossent accepts no liability for er um anything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# so what are the connotations of "mince" in Glaswegian slang?
 
just wondering about the pseudonym of the Fratellis' drummer..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# "Yer thick as mince!"
"Your critical faculties are somewhat impaired"

Roughly. Which is fine so long as you don't make watery mince. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# okay, noo why would someone geet the nickname Mince?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I've only heard it being used as:
'that present I got was mince'. as in it was shite.

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# haha

Al tell yoo this!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's good, but that programme he was in earlier on that I watched the first five minutes of was pure fuckin' pish.
It gied us the dry boak, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer
sayin... ;D

actually, you could have a point. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
#

Big!

My week has utterly sucked, so please click here to vote for my comic.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# votes :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Thanks Prodge
how are you? BTW, I got a blinding score on Super Stardust the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I'm not bad..still trying to get a job :(


Super Stardust is awesome..I just wish I had a HDTV to really appreciate it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I know the feeling
I've been looking for about four months now. I've been second-choice loads of times but now I've had to start temping to pay the bills. I would rather like to be first-choice eventually. My standards of jobs are slipping too, which worries me that I might take something unsuitable out of desperation. Blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# yea I've had the second choice shite before :]

I know I'm good and can do a great job, not trying to sound big headed.
I've just got to keep going, plugging away until I make someone else realise it..hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Snap!
When I see the amount of lazy game design that's apparently being done by professionals it makes me very annoyed that I'm finding it so tricky to get a job.

What industry are you in (when you're working)?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# graphic design...I 'd say I'm best at corporate I.D and posters :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# That's a competitive area
but I'm sure someone will realise their error and employ you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# also votes :)
(I've stopped voting for Alpha Shade. They don't update often enough these days :( )
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'm not surprised
those pages must take forever to draw. Some of the backgrounds on my comics take several hours (which is why I reuse them so much). They're very time consuming to make.

Funnily enough, the artist of Alpha Shade was on my forums ages ago a posted a few of the sketches. They said that they were going to make a comic of the pictures but I never saw it. I recognised them as soon as I'd Googled it. It's a small world.

Ta for the vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Reminds me of Private Eye - First Drafts
That's no bad thing of course, but i'm seeing rather a lot of the eye on b3ta today.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Googling has failed me,
but I think I can guess the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Hahah yes!
*click and vote* as usual
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# English speaking ducks, generally rouse me to click things and vote
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Duck?
DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Duck!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Awww!
He's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# A FUCKING DUCK.
SIT AND FART IN THE DUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# The world needs more animals with Jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# The world needs more humans with Jaffa cakes, dude
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That is true
although I guess fresh water, nutritious food, and shelter should probably be just ahead of Jaffa cakes on the list. They come in fourth.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Excellent :)
I voted :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Pffft!
Excellent on all counts :D
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun Recognised as a danger to geometry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i had a really gay week last week, so you have my sympathy :)
you also has a vote :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I'm guessing 'gay' means 'bad' in this context?
I've heard it used the other way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# lol got fired and my exgf (who i dumped three days before hand) started going out with a schoolboy
i wasnt best pleased lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# That's not good
Well... I'm still unemployed and my redundancy has nearly run out so I've started temping again.
My Xbox 360 has got the red ring of death.
My father has got cancer again.

The last one is obviously by far the worst and puts the other two in perspective, but the previous two were already making the week pretty sucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# well you win suckiest week by a long shot
that is one Shit week!
sorry to hear about your dad, best of luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# He feels healthy and they're operating on Tuesday.
He was very sick last time he got it, so we're hoping his good health this time suggests that it's been caught a lot sooner. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# well good luck, i hope your right
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# sorry to hear that man
think happy thoughts, I know it sounds glib but sometimes that's the best thing that can be done
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Ta :)
Right now it's also the only thing that can be done... I also felt the need to be a bit annoyed about it. I'm mostly positive, but it's been a bit of a trial over the past few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ace work as always.
*pfffts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin and Dun, I'm sure of it....
But it was just waiting to happen:


[Edit: www.conservatives.com/tile.do?def=campaigns.display.page&obj_id=142460 ]
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# souris?
ris a valenciano?

??
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *brain melts*
O_-
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *sees your edit*
Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# awwwww
I was quite enjoying the melted brain on rice
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# My brain is still a bit melty
I didn't understand a word you said up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll Put this here
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# It needs a motto
Either "as much use as tits on a fish" or "helping Iran blow up the world"?

In Latin of course.
(clut, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# 'A home of my own'
Stamp duty or not, I can't afford a house because all the cheap housing was sold off by the Tories twenty years ago, never replaced, and now is all owned by buy-to-let millionaires... Who probably all vote Tory.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Let us rise to the baricade brother!
or sister, or person of non-denominational sexuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ban this filth
(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Also see The Daily Male.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# /Mail


/Nazi blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Oh, I think I'm right.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I guess it depends on what comes through your box in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# The postman's cock has three birth-marks, I've counted.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# the postman always cocks twice?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# yay for me not reading papers so not knowing about which star has snorted coke today
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I betrayed you...

(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# For thirty years I have plotted to bring down the party.
I was sick in mind and body.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oceania won the war.
Update:No, wait. No, they didn't.
New update:Yes, yes they did.

Nice work!

Fuck! Reply meant for threadstarter.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Cheers
Thank you citizens, you number 34 keep your back straight!
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# wayyyy back in high school... our english teacher showed us the 1984 movie (the one actually made in 1984, the john hurt version)
and put up a big slab of cardboard during the sex scene.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Awww
That is all


feckin' eejits
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# :D
how quaint.
is that the one where they had to paint pet rats as the sewer rats they got in fainted due to the heat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# My teacher was cool
she taught us 1984, A Clockwork Orange, and all kinds of other things designed to screw up teenagers. She showed us the film of A Clockwork Orange... It was still banned in the country, we were under-age, and it had Dutch subtitles. She rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# 1984?
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# =]


Click for wallpaper size (317KB)

(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# What the fuck kind of monitor do you have!?
Also: WOO!!!!
That's ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# if you want it a different shape
resize it in photoshop :P
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# It's fine, I don't want it as a desktop
Not that it's not good, because it's ace, but because I'm content with my current one :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# desltop?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# YES
AND I WAS READING A CROW LEFT OF THE MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Reading?
Isn't it something you listen to? OR ARE YOU A SPAZZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I wrote it in the wrong place on dA remember?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Yes
actually, I do. :]

It's not fair. You're meeting b3tans, because you live where other b3tans live. It's my fault for living in a shitty place, that i don't get to. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Caewan isn't THAT near.
I mean, America is a bit out of his way, but still.
But I know what you mean.
Still, it might not even happen, it depends on what my stepdad is doing at the time. We may not have the room.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Ahh
I see. But still. I is the jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Oh don't be :)
All they do is deface your profile.
*pokes*

:D
Well not many other b3tans have B3TAN PEN PALS
DO THEY!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# WHALO?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# LOL HALO IS PISS POOR!!!


/FLAME
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# lmao
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# have the scary people gone away mammy?
hah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YAY! Welcome back!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# yay!
*wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# DISCOMEATS!!!
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# louder!
louder!

sorry, got all confused for a moment there :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS DISCOMEATS?
/ac

OMG HE'S BACK!
Where have you BEEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# see below, roman britain, lions, council spraying
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# LIES! ALL OF IT!
Well at least you're back.
Are you staying?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# shall I stay or shall I go?
if I stay there will be trouble
if I go it will be double
[some other words I can't remember]
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :D
Stay goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Besides, it saves Ttssattsr barking on about you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D
I'll stay!

unless I drop dead, ah, that'd be just my luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I was hoping you hadn't already.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# nah I got a few years left yet
unless of course I get ran over by a bus

driven by a bear

on steriods and herion

that he bought off the internet, from a Gen3rik ViAgrA spam

It could happen, stranger things have happened at sea :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN
/angry face
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# funny story
I found a hyper dimensional portal in my front garden, and would you believe it, I went through it and found my self in roman britain and had to do battle with a lion. Anyway, I had the council round to spray it and it's all fine now.*

(* may be story stolen from old viz issue)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# :D
/happy face

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# no
we are still here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# that's good to know
*rubs self*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# TOLD YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# crikey!
if I'd known there'd be this much of a reaction I'd have brought a crate of lidl's finest beer

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# what,
no vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I dunno, that stuff's really expensive at lidl
it might end up with no change from a whole £2.50

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# it'll be worth it
vodka makes me sex people, often in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# let's vodka!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# *vodkas*
you're my best mate
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# yay!
mr lidl! more vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# *drinks*
*passes out in sexy heap*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yay!
oh noes! that means vodkas left over for me! what shall I do with it!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA.
FUCKING DISCOMEATS IS BACK.

*fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *takes it like a leaky human*
oh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Dribbles aren't cool, dude.
Especially those kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# the mess is half the fun
no hang on, that's not right

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You
have explanations to make!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I do
oh noes!

er.. well

erm.. look at the bird!

and, that's pretty much it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Don't you dare think that you can
fob me off with..

OOOOH BIRD!

/add blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# heh
ah man, sometimes the meh builds, you know how it is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Tell me about it.
I'm just about full of meh with b3ta right now. Only the fact I have about 30% of it on ignore is allowing me to stay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# hahaha
you just made me do a hearty bastard laugh :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# And now YOU'RE back!

/isn't herself
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *tickles a /isnt jessie*
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# DISCOMEATS!!!!!!!
b3ta.com/board/8114731
:D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# let's sexy party!
:D

I'm practically naked already!

aside from the vaseleine

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# sexy parties ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Aah
there you are. Some have been fretting.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :/
eek, fretting

does this mean I have to buy them all ponies?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# If that's the case, I've been fretting regularly and consistently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# is this during the day time?
or while sleeping?

that would make the difference in what topical cream should be used
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Whichever one results in more ponies.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# there can never be enough ponies
unless we are in some kind of pony surfeit disaster scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# If too many ponies are in the same vicinity,
they can reach a critical mass and explode violently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# indeed, Ponypocalypsus Equinus
as they may/may not have said in ancient rome

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# FRETTING
not FROTTING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I can multitask.
*frots and frets*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# are you a woman?
only wimmins can multitask!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# No, I'm just particularly good at frotting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# first one
then the other

sometimes both at once

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Y HELLO THAR.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# and I would WALK TEN THOOOSEND MILES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# THAT'S ALL THE SEX RIGHT THERE
OH YES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# who is this discomeats everyone keeps banging on about?
is he famous? I read Heat magazine once and I didn't see his name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)
# DBROON, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???
;)

btw, I just saw your Bacardi pic, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# oh, here and there, reading heat, wondering about things
I recently got internets at home, so I too have been away from the evening shift. Goddammit, i may not do great arts but I want a fanfare.

Discomeats: can you post your man with the vibrating willy please? It always delights me.

Edit: cheers pzyko :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# you've not been anywhere.
you are more of a filthy post whore than I am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# thank you pet
i am a whore. I often say "pffft" when I don't mean it, while you say nothing, or something with "cunt" in it.

Now that I have internet at home, yes, I have become more of a whore, I should really get a mouse so i can make stuff instead of trying to be witty with words.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# make choons.
I am currently making choons ( well currently going fucking ape because I seem to have lost about 4GB of fruity loops samples ).
I might draw something in honour of Meaty's return to the fold.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yeh, ive been messing about with tutorials tonight but my lack of samples is disturbing
I tried to download sony sound series samples, but it was taking a long fucking time to crawl towards one percent, so I gave up. ill have more time tomorrow night to at least lay down a beat and a bassline... i hope.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# if you want a quick fix
and you can sneak it on your work line get some ejay stuff. Plenty of samples out of the box and a chimp could use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# hmm, I know what I'm doing after the tutorials i watched tonight
I just need nice drums and ive found a couple of good bass synth programmes, so the doing is not the problem, i just need samples and ill be having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I shall check my sample bank
tonight or tomorrow ( I have to get up and do some work early ).
I'll have a sort thru and see if I can put some rar goody bags up for you in a handy size.
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Also I think I mentioned fruity loops? You can find samples for that and use them with acid and reason.

also search pirate bay for 'arty torrent pack' thousands of drum loops.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I was being sarcastic, I've seen you around the board recently :)
also: *parp*
/fanfare
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *does weird clasped hands shaking either side of head thing that people used to do in victory when i was a kid*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# always willing to vibrate a willy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# haha excellent, i do love him so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# he's always such fun at parties
and funerals

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# nah, I'm in the other magazine MEAT
the one that doesn't have any stories about posh and becks, due to her not actually eating meat, or protein, or food.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ah yes, now it's all clear
I thought I was reading Meat magazine, and was confused that you weren't in it, but then I saw girls aloud, and assumed that it must be Meat after all. Last time I judge a magazine completely on thigh meat, I shall pay attention to the title in future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ahh
girls aloud, that would be in "ABETOIR SCRAPINGS"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# YOU"RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# \o/
:D

YAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *hugattack*
I missed you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I missed all the lovely people too
*hugglsqueaks*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# u.u
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SIR AND I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU BACK
We have seriously all been missing you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ah man
that touches me in my special place

oh oh

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hehe
I takes what I can gets

/popeye blog

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
#


Yay! For your return!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
yes, that twitching problem won't go away

and now it's affecting the eyes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *lurks, cunningly disguised as a lampshade*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# eek, shaded lamps
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HELLO SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# why hello sexy!
*adjusts monocle*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# good to see you back!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :D
I'm back for good now

damn it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# omg omg.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Y HLO THR SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hello.
internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I AM A STRONG-JAWED MALE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ew yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# NO WATE
I MEAN I AM A SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# WIV LOTS AND LOTS OF POINTZ
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# crikey!
a post in lowercase!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hello
Seems you've been missing
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# yes, I have been missing vital insanity
but now I'm back, with cake

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# *gives hug*
Welcome back, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *hugglesqueaks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# :D
tanky you

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Blimey
hello again. There was a fairly long thread only a few days ago saying 'I wish Discomeats would come back'.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# there was?
eep

all I can say is eep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Indeed there was.
It was populated quite heavily by people who have all just gone 'YAY!' (and such like) above this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# eep
I'm somewhat overcome

I'll need tissues :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# HOLY FUCK I AM GLAD TO SEE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# :D
me too man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Just spazing the day and I see you.
I have gained happy by several units.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# yay for casting +several happy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# DISCOMEATS GAZ'D ME. OMG OMG. DISCOMEATS IS BACK. OMGOMGOMG.


This is mr stereo, he is happy about Discomeats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# omg details!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# *happies also*
and: woo BigStereo!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# YAY!!!!! woo for mr stereo and uberwoo for discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# mr stereo has electrical appliance head!
what a happy little appliance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] No excuses, must try harder
(Feeb is a smooth operator, operating correctly, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# very good :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# hahahaha
most recently aired simpsons = meh, whatever, just cancel the fucking show already
most recently aired family guy = pffft, hahaha, more! more!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I thought they did make more
Although they may have just been repeats, it's very hard to tell...

80s FILM REFERENCE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I never watch simpsons repeats anymore
usually they aren't funny the first time round
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I never watch Family Guy episodes anymore
They were never funny before they ripped them directly from other media.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# What the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# ^this. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# this calls for a sexy party!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
damn right :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Subtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# oh hell yeah! former socialists with lazers
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)
# it's the third way!
Woosh! zap zap!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# i love how the last person to use that slogan before them was mussolini
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# NOT SUBTLE TO ME PAL
Is that all you could find on google btw

I have a 2000 pixel .tif on my HD if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)
# you're such a starwars geek :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hmmmm...
Yeah, go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)
# you like star trek then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I, fine sir
am above this base Trek or Wars allegiance, and fwap furiously to Leia or Deena with equal measure
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# gate gate gate gate
/stirs
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# can I post some of your pictures too?
I'm not totally mad about star wars, but do you have any Mad Max or National Lampoons?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I have it in eps from the style guides
| Branded merchandise maker
|
V


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# L is for Labour, L is for lice.
Teehee!

Goron Brown is a cunt, do not trust heem.
Yes, Goron.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)
# is he from goron city?
/zelda ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# hums 'Windmill Theme'
Such a good game.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)
# i'm oin my second go
stuck in the spirit temple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Christ..
I have a Wii with Twilight Princess covered in dust..

I got a 360, it rules.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i only got my cube
ocarina is the best game ever! got windwaker, but it's a bit cartoony/kiddy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ITS A TRAP!
our conservatism can't repel bullshit of this magnitude.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# No they can't hence why they changed.
Woosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# mmmmm artifacts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)
# salvador dali intended to be buried at home
but his wishes were ignored, and he was given a state burial
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Shame he didn't get to work with his director colleague again before he died.
I'd imagine something really nice would have come out.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# most likely four hours of dali humming and wanking in front of a dirty easel
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha ^^

his art is awesome...but he was a dirty fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
# i profusely agree
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *torrents*
edit: hahahahahahah

"In the television programme Dirty Dalì: A Private View broadcast on Channel 4 on June 3, 2007, the art critic Brian Sewell described his acquaintance with Dalí in the late 1960s, which included lying down in the fetal position without trousers in the armpit of a figure of Christ and masturbating for Dalí who pretended to take photos while fumbling in his own trousers.[44][45]"
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)
# new Leader?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yeah you would
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The United Nation
Note expert use of paintbrush. And admire!



(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)
# is that the USA there?
cos i thought they were exactly the nation that gave the smallest shit what the UN says
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)
# ^this
although it is based in NYC
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)
# That was kinda the idea
In my head. Though not on the screen, obviously :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)
# oh i see
sorry i missed the point a bit there
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I don't get this
unless it's a simple anti-US poke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)
# The UN!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)
# They defeated Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

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