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[challenge entry] lager tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# :D
The reason I had to stop drinking that shite!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# at 9.34 in the morning?
are you mad, i've not finished my gin yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Need a hand with that?
*finishes gin*

*wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hahahaha, pint of the ol wife beater please!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I've seen someone flip out and then flip back within the space of 5 minutes
And I'm pretty sure it was due to him drinking Stella all afternoon, because the rest of us - on various other lagers - were fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha! Very nicely done! I like the fists.
I did these 'truth in adverising' ones years ago:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# HAhaha
These are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# God, I lived near the XXXX brewery for a year or so.
That place made me want to throw up every time I walked past it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha!
XXXX... worse than Fosters
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *walks by*
*notices*
*walks back*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *notices you noticing*
*glumly walks off to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Pah, you fool
Being rich is supposed to entitle you to do less for more! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I do next to nothing now.
But when old clients want big contracts fulfilled it is polite to at least go and see them.
He gave me some Montecristo Cuban cigars yesterday. I don't mind getting my tape measure out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I'm only joking sir
I know you do the bare minimum when you can, and as much as it takes the rest of the time to let that continue.

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Leaves a residue?
/
(catsfather, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Ah no,
I'm sorry dear. The correct answer was actually "It will be on a plate in front of you in five minutes my darling"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Fry day will be a failure


but at least I tried!
b3ta.com/calendar/event/12752

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Mmmm... plummy...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# What in the gibbering hell?
Glad to see the standard 3 ppb maintained though.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love this!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Aw shucks
it's the first appearance of my first ning pic ever
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Gleeee!
I love that hard
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# this is good
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# being a tech nerd
that is fecking brilliant :D Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# This is gold!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# First a Tesco value vasectomy now Stephen Fry with someone's balls in a jar
is this the designated theme for the day?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I was thinking the same,
I should change the calender entry maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# yes.
Now snip your balls off, with these.....

www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/908/800990.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I think it's a load of...
... (81kb)
*opens self up for beatings*
(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# *rapes*

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Thank you sir!
'ning!

*rubs exit*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# are you meant to rub the exit with chilli powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:44, archived)
# splendid
and i'm open to marriage proposals all day.
please gaz me nudie photo's and your bank statement and i promise a reply by tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *waits*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# some people just don't read the instructions
thank you for your interest in becoming my spouse
i'm afraid your application has been unsuccessful
due to your failure to include any nudie pics and/or proof of your current financial state.

try again in four years time and this time get it bloody right.

gstq, bachelor.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# But ..... but!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
Bachelor with 40 acres of excellent land would like to make acquaintance of lady with tractor; matrimony in mind. Please send picture of tractor.

(http://www.japantoday.com/jp/comment/777 )
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Snip, snip!

I got my date through this morning....no more little wildyles'.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *winces*
Edit: VASECTOMY IS MURDER!

/prolife blog
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# i'm thinking of getting that done
let me know how it goes

good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I can't imagine the reports will involve the word "fun"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# pfffft!
"Like a walk in the park.....if that walk involves having your bollocks sliced off with a cleaver....by stevie wonder."
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# "...being told what to do by Helen Keller"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Anne Frank...
/clerks 2
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# poor girl
milking in absolute silence is no way to live.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I found this last week...
scienceblogs.com/terrasig/2008/02/liveblogging_the_vasectomy_chr.php

It's more than I'd ever want to know... completely SFW, what with being all words.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I don't think I will read that.
Ignorance is bliss and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It's worth reading
His whole point is that it's about 15 minutes of mild discomfort, then you get drugged up and reap the sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
#
vasectomy rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# crikey
er...good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Apparently it only hurts if you get your thumbs caught between the bricks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# This
/so someone once told me.

NING ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I hear there's a new kind now that you can turn on and off by radio control.
You should get that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# radio controlled bricks?
where can I get some?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# And remember this way is painless!
Provided you don't catch your thumbs between the bricks.




Sorry :)
(Bob the Scutter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ahem...
mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# heee... counterpart to this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I'd think about it
but then the rate of cancer in men who have had the snip is higher.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I had a chat to the doctor about it, he seemed to think there was no increase in risk..... then again he was nhs ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Haha
it's funny because it's true.

When I did my back in I saw my doctor who reckoned I should have physio. It was a three week wait on the NHS, and a three hour wait on private. Thankfully I get health insurance with work or I would've had to suffer, or pay vast sums of money.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:35, archived)
# aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# very ouch
do they do a set for cats?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh god don't!

I don't even wanna think about it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Snip, snip snip!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I would recommend
To anyone having the procedure: headphones (not earbuds), and a book of some sort. It takes a while and you do not really want to listen.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# this brings tears to my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Had It done:
Twenty years too late!

First effect: you feel smug every time you see a stroller (pram).

I don't actually spread the clap around a lot, so it was a while before I was in a good relationship and got to really relax into the feeling of not letting the woman be in charge of the birth control (aside from the condoms).
Those cancer stats are bullshit, as I understand. People keep trying to tell us that coffee will kill us, too. It's human nature to demonize all the best stuff.

The Most Important Job In The World is NOT keeping the work force cheap, guys.

Smoke your oysters!

Wonderful!

[edit: my user name has to do with a snack on my desk the last time I had to choose a new user name and nothing else]
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] shameless compo pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:03, archived)
# well it tastes like its been distilled in a dustbin.
Woo as well
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I like this
even if I don't like whisky.

Single use needles? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# hurrah! two in a week!
go me!

(I helped save b3ta! DT! Comic Screaming into the void, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Hahaah
And you said you were shit at characters! (or something like that)

Have a big, fat click!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# You're one of those people I pretty much always click
Not because I see your name, but because your posts are always excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# JESSIE! *watches curiously from a safe distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# MINKY!
*tempts closer with mink snacks*
*scratches behind the ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# *approaches with caution*
PKM stopped looking at his reflection in his shiny new phone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Heh, not quite
He's quite taken with it but has got over the initial 'I wonder if it does blowjobs too' stage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# you get ones that do that?
wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff as always
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# brilliant
as per ususal.

swine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Good morning!
I don't suppose this is so much a re-brand as a revert brand. Onyhoo -


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I'm now wondering that
if the Gestapo had all worn Hawaiian shirts they probably wouldn't have seemed all that bad after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Either that or
Hawaiian shirts would be as unfashionable as a Hitler moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hitler tashes are unpopular!?
This explains a few of the funny looks I've getting recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# You swines!
I now have an image of goose-stepping, arm raising Germans screaming 'Aloha!' in the footage of the Nazi party rallies.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# It's very Pythonesque
I can imagine Cleese doing the goose stepping, slapping prisoners with fish etc.

I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
#
fish pineapples
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Godwin's law of b3ta compos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# reductio ad Hitlerum?
That's absurd!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# The things you learn!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# We had a spate of swastikas popping up all over the college once
painting them out and wiping them off seemed to be only encouraging more and bigger ones to appear, so we took to drawing colourful flowers on the ends of each arm, and they eventually died out...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# 1930s germany ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# No Sarge, didn't find any droids at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# pffft
shopped pictures only please
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
# heheheh ning Toasty
I bet he wears his Nazi uniform for combat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
# hahaha...
christ this story made me so angry last night.

It's all a farce. There's no way they'd let him out on the front line.
How was the story 'leaked'?
Who leaked it? Will they be reprimanded? Will we find out who it was?

Of course not...

/republican blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
# heh
simplistically, I don't think you can be in the army and have a conscience

which is very easy to say from my semi-comfy chair in my nice warm living room
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:47, archived)
# in your semi-comfy chair in your nice warm living room playing Medal of Honor on your games console?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I know all about special ops, me
actually no - can't get to grips with games like that, GTA is about as far as I go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Yeah same here.
GTA is ace, and have been bewitched by Oblivion for the past 4 months.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I finished CoD 4 this week
with the flu!

I'm the fucking man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# On the hardest difficulty, the sniper level,
when you're by the big wheel awaiting pickup,
is the nastiest but most fun bit of game I've ever played.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely done!

& 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# While we're on news items...
Death Star Hotel in Azerbaijan Is No Moon!

More pics here
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:56, archived)
# I'm off to Azerbaijan!
/izzard

That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:01, archived)
# That is cool as a cool thing who's heating has broken
shame its in azerbaijan*

*cant get the bus there
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# haha lovely!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Leap year
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:09, archived)
# i was nearly born on Leap Year's Day
this is the stuff that woos are made of - nice job
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:14, archived)
# My cousin was
He's about to celebrate his 5th birthday (even though he's been around 20 years).
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# If I was born an hour and a bit earlier...
Today would be my 9th Birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Grandad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Young Whippersnapper! Show your elder's some respect!
*raps knuckles with cane*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Yeah,
I remember going to my Godfathers brothers 10th Birthday despite the fact he was an oldie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# heheheh
happy leap day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:14, archived)
# i passed my driving test on a leap day
i've been driving for 5 years now
nice leaping year pic
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:22, archived)
# nicely done
now boyfriends all over the world are being proposed too
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:32, archived)
# not happened here
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)
# heheh
I'm not

she did put the kettle on though while I had a lie-in

edit: ooo, discomeats is back! yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:12, archived)
# I already beat her to the punch
as it were... a coupkle of weeks ago.

I knew she wouldn't ask because I constantly bang on about what a waste of time it is.

But then my mind flipped and now I'm surrounded by wedding mags and venue brichures..
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:16, archived)
# nings JS
I can't marry my gf because that means her mum would have to meet my dad - we've kept them safely apart for 7 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
Ning nibs!

My mum only met Ms S's folks at crimbo... only took six years, but they got on great!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Congrats!
I been with my girl 10 years this year, I should really do something about that situation too!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:35, archived)
# yes, you should
If I can do it... anyone can
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I've been with mine over 12 :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
# oh, you fuckers...
I hjad everyone telling me six years was too long and I was virtually breaking the law by not asking her...

fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Just get it over and done with.
When you've been with someone that long it makes no difference afterwards anyway. Didn't for me anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:46, archived)
# I'm hoping this is right too
It can't change that much surely?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:48, archived)
# the only thing is when you get hitched after that length of time everyone then expects you to spawn more or less straight away
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:51, archived)
# This is exactly true.
The only difference is the families seem to like it. As well as the day I think they like to use the word "in law" when speaking about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:54, archived)
# this is one of the reasons we haven't done it yet
we're more of the opinion that it's better to spawn first when there's less expectation/pressure... not that we have any concrete plans to spawn at present.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:07, archived)
# My wife is an old fashioned girl
who wanted to be married first. What she doesn't realise is that I can't show my face around my home town of Uxbridge now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Too late for that!
we have two already!!11
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# poor bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# This isn't a contest, you know



I'll take the bronze, then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:42, archived)
# fnarr...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:43, archived)
# Hehe you bar steward!
I will beat you!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
#
being proposed too hiding.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# Maybe Miss Ivesb will propose to him....
then they could go to the London Base for their honeymoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:45, archived)
# heheh
are they not already married?

doesn't stop them doing it again, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:51, archived)
# :D
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:22, archived)
# nings Tan
hurrah for Fridays
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Hurrah indeed!
'ning matey!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:24, archived)
# *jumps on ning wagon*
how you diddling?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Diddling good mate!
& you?

I'm actually trying to think of something to do for Fry day but am sadly brain dead!

Oh well, silly idea anyway.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:34, archived)
# yeash
i just raped you senseless over that.

Well, you did offer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hehehe
I felt it too!

It seemed like a good idea at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups.

Rhesus Monkey? For Breakfast?. No! Not Rhesus Monkey, Rhesus Peanut Butter Cups Cereal- with a mouthful of monkey in every bite. mnn!
(hathat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:34, archived)
# for breakfast: a capuchin-o.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Toast marmoset joins you for primate breakfast time.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:51, archived)
# ning
(PanSowa, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:48, archived)
# ha! ha! WUT?
 
GOOD NIGHT PEEPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Cya hare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Arf!
Fortified with real monkey brains! And AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Peanut Butter is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:52, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I had some of these monkeys somewhere
have this instead!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:39, archived)
#

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# that was quick!!
ypur being all arty again tonight.
.i shall have nice dreamz now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Heh
I had this sitting on my desktop from earlier, I just didn't bother to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# AAU
So's the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# I HEARD THAT SONG AT MY LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT MY GROCERY STORE RICKROLLED ON ME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# YOU BURNED IT TO THE GROUND I HOPE?
FISHDICKS ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT THERE'S NO CALL FOR THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I JUST SORT OF DID THIS LOUD MOAN REALLY LOUDLY AND TWO OLD LADIES LOOKED AT ME.
IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I HOPE YOU LOOKED AT THEM HARDER THAN THEY LOOKED AT YOU.
IT'S WHO DARES WINS IN THE SUPERMARKET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I JUST SORT OF WALKED THE OTHER WAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GET SOMETHING WHICH WAS THE OTHER WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# AND YOU WAS ALL LIKE "EXCUSE ME LADIES, BUT WHERE ARE THE ASSVIBRATORS IN THIS SHITHOLE?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:30, archived)
# NO.
I KNOW MY WAY AROUND THAT STORE ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# GET THE ASSPINATA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:02, archived)
# I RECENTLY CLICKED A LINK AND WAS UNEXPECTEDLY TAKEN TO YOUTUBE
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN A VIDEO BEGAN DETAILING THE BENEFITS OF YOGURT ENEMAS
"THIS IS NOT RICK ASTLEY" I CRIED
ETC
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# although the similarities are undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# JOHN KELLOGG WAS A MAGNIFICENT MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# AND HE DANCES A LOT LIKE RICK ASTLEY
AT LEAST HE DID IN THE VIDEO I SAW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# pissminded.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:07, archived)
# DR. KELLOGG WAS A GREAT GREAT MAN. I WANT TO KISS HIS FACE.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnLN6zHp3R0
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# SOMEBODY CAUSE A PANIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# NO MUSIC, MY BRACES
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=23hNQBNp1bs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I WILL GO HOME AND LOOK AT THIS POST HASTE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# POST SOME FUCKING HASTE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# host some fucking paste
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# DO A MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:18, archived)
# oh, you've seen it.
 
Rip, Rig & Panic on The Young Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:19, archived)
# OH OKAY THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 7:31, archived)
# argh it's too fucking early by half to be up
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] your pc is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:41, archived)
# It is rather old, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Ive told you once...no flash photography in the IT room
You made Colin drop his flange circuit tester
.
.^edit...he has a very uneven stroke....this leads to despair
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# Uneven? He must have dropped his flange.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# heh.
 
ae, we're lumbered with Dells at work.
preferred supplier and all that guff..
the last lot we had were actually defective, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# full system for less than the cost of a half decent graphics card...
says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:14, archived)
# since they're leased we just thrash 'em til they melt down
and replace them with the new, un-improved models.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:31, archived)
# let me be your bunsen burner
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# Is this art?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)
# I heard it's a cubism.
That's different to a art.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I'm so confused.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:09, archived)
# They will eat your eyes.
YOUR FUCKING EYES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:12, archived)
# NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FUCKING EYES
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:24, archived)
# JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:02, archived)
# A GIRL HAS GOT TO EAT YOU KNOW!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# hahaha
that will do. thanky you. g'night.
(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Clowns won't eat you this night, LOL!
Cya, thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# one in the back of the head will see to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# also: oh no.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFHmDCD56M

hmm.. whatever he did to the audio, the stereo panning's completely gone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:35, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
this is too, too tantalising:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD8F_eN00Lo

one day I will see this. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:41, archived)
# *holds up cardboard speech bubble with "I'd like a roll, LOL!" written on it*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
# today, I am two separate gorillas.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:03, archived)
# You heard right me the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Although...
"You're slobbering all over the seat, kid." has got to be one
of the best lines ever. And there are tons in BigShot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:15, archived)
# one hell of a region!
 
..my natural exuberance spills out all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:17, archived)
# For god sake, give me a break!
Which comes second only to that pre-metal-rock
intro to Mr. Apollo you mentioned above.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:39, archived)
# They fucking deserved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
# 100% fact.
Mimes with large shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# hoorah!"!!
dindins
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
#
Girl in red: My burger tastes funny!
Girl in brown: Mine too, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Not big enough for wallpaper
gimme bigger innit!
(gusjux, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# ' . . . . does this taste funny to you?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] hidefckinhi
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Is this your card?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:27, archived)
# asl?
grooming tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:32, archived)
# My profile will give you some clue for the first two.
But the third YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# you have lady hair...........
*wants to add to basement collection
.
.
.
.
.*disturbing gayesheeft commentary blog thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# It's being chopped off next week.
I'm bored of long hair and want to try being a skinhead.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# you will need an official looking bagde to go with the haircut....
*rummages
.
.
.Now where did i put it?
.
.
.
.*finds just the thing he was looking for...
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Now there's a stylish haircut.
I might give that a go. Never tried a 'tache before, either.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:45, archived)
# You will be recognised the world over....
You may start with Poland, shouldnt take more than a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# poland, where the po' people live.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Is there a Tinkyland too?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I dunno, but I've been living in La-La-Land for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)
# HI-DE-HO-HO-HO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# who?...
...dat's a lotta bread!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# tuberculosis has been around longer than that.
what an odd name for a housing corporation.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# hahhhahhahhahhahahhahha
now That never occurred to me...
.Bugger and bums
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# it's what lives in my head.
i've been working on epi data all day.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i bet you were really excited..do you get all the good jobs?
I would have gone postal after 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# actually i love this contract.
it's a huge lot of work packed into one week, but fascinating to read and evaluate.

i only go postal when people who have been instructed (at least three times) to write legibly decide to scrawl gibberish and shorthand.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:46, archived)
# We are all greenyness at work...no paper allowed.
99.99%electronic
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# i wish i could do that.
on the plus side, my reports are all electronic. i just have to analyse paper reports.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# Ah Ted..
Ted Bovis aka Paul Shane. Gets a click from me..ahhh those were the days.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# WATCH YOUR STEP!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# AHHH FUCK!
 
that was unexpected.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:21, archived)
# I happened to notice this on teh links:
www.b3ta.com/links/ravecats
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# I saw that, yes.
There's another too, but macrochan has
died from use. May have it saved. Will look. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)
# you guys are the coolest...

...i'm gonna go drink my Guinness now!...see ya's!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# my first "i like this" of teh gayesheeft
have spare woo
.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# thank you...
...thank you!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# *hands out treats for teh hardworking gayesheefters
yumyum
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# haha
blades of glory ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:41, archived)
# SATAN VERSUS FOP.
WHO WILL WIN?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# well I don't want Fop, goddamnit! I'm a Dapper Dan man.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# I AM A RAKE.
RAKE RAKE RAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# top of teh FOPS

.fuck cancer be dapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I'm tempted to follow his advice, but something about that wink makes me suspicious...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# SMOKE A FAG.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:06, archived)
# MAKE A JOKE.
GRASP AND REACH FOR A LEG OF HOPE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:10, archived)
# AND IF THAT DOESN'T TAKE THE PAIN AWAY, SUCK SOME MORE DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# PAIN ENDING: SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# how's this for some bad news, party people?
 
www.smh.com.au/news/national/mardi-gras-drugs-hit-by-sydney-bust-police/2008/02/28/1203788524177.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:14, archived)
# well, it does suck but it's not really a significant abount.
i think i consumed $10 000 worth of acid on my own when i was there. this was NOT a major dealer if that's all he had.

edit: i have to be off. getting in another 2-3 hours of work before bed. see you later (if i get stuff done).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:20, archived)
# oh no, it's barely a drop in the bucket.
I just have to smile at the police hype.

HERION IS A BAD DRUG

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Haha!~
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:40, archived)
# hai kids

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Is this what you really want?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# what you really, really want?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'll tell you what you want...
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# I wanna zig-a-zig UH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Stop right there
stop it right now
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Aww cmon were just at the chorus
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER, WILL YOU LOVE ME?
WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ... err.yea I think we'll stop here...:-S
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# DO YOU NEED ME? WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?
WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:03, archived)
# WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY? WILL YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE?
I'VE GOT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:04, archived)
# I was a fool to believe . .
A fool to believe. . .
It all ends today. . .
Yes, it all ends today
Today's the day when dreaming ends
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER. WILL YOU LOVE ME?
WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# LET ME SLEEP ON IT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# rofl?
lolol?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:04, archived)
# *boff!*...
...words fail me...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# i'm wearing smelly socks, sweatpants that i've forgotten to launder for over a month, and a bright orange t-shirt with the words DIRT BAG written on it.
i am sex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)
# GUTTERSEX.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE STARS, DAMN IT.
*OSCILLATES WILDLY*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm, infinite value

Shirley bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# why thenk you
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# *doffs imaginary top hat*
And how are you this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Very well thanks!
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Lovely-lovely
ta. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Hello missus! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Hello, ClanSoul! :)
And I do hope you are well this fine evening
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I am very well, thankyou :)
And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Tired.
It is past the bedtimes for missus-types.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Is this self-referential?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8115605
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# everything has been done by tesco


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8115502
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# tesco repost thread imminant/nent/nont/nint...oh fckit
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# \o/
Teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Like looking into a mirror, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Oi.
Watch it, son. :P
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# If an ugly person looks into water,
will it freeze over and THEN crack?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Only if she/he has super ice making super powers

.
..
Or is Pete docherty
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I think the ugliness would do to the water
what headlights do to a rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ROB?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Don't be silly,
it's far too sexy to be Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I thought it has him before the makeover and internet fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)
# oh god no! what have you unleashed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:42, archived)
# yay....she has sister!!!
nice return volley
.
.
.Man the cannons...its pirate tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Owww my eyes!
Thats an old school label!
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)
# what an odd school you went to
if this label was put upon your school

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)
# Well they had a funding cut that year
On the plus side my parents saved shit-loads of money on their taxes!
(MrTM, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# make this one thousand metres tall and you'll have yourself a turner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
[challenge entry] randyrandyrandyrandyrandyrandy

.mongning!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# i am very drunk
fankooo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# *takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)
# applies vaseline liberally

.
.bends over
.
.
.
."be gentle"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)
# *grabs*
WOOPS!
*picks up phone*
"Yeah mate, me again."......
"yep, anoter replacement window on the third floor. Any chance of chucking the roll of carpet on the front lawn in your bin at the workshop when you leave?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# bye arse, I'm slow tonight
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Is this some kind of a joke?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# like when a rabbi, a hooker and a donkey walk into a bar?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i need the punchline now
doh
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8115594
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:32, archived)
# that too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# sorry
A rabbi, a hooker and a donkey walk into a bar.

The barman says, what is this, some kind of joke?


this joke provided by Ye, Olde & Sons Ltd., purveyors of wittery to musical theatre since 1897

(sorry)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# and the bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# I wonder if the random bar joke generator is still running
\o/

yay still running
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)
# A skelington walks into a bar
sits down and orders a 5 pints of beer,,,,,,,.......................................................................................................
.
.
.
.and a mop.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# it's worth it's weight in krugerrand.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Pffft!
*sings of lovely Lira*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# lots of lovely lolly!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# nonsense!
nobody loves ayn rand, not even the morons who chirp about being libertarians/objectivists.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Cup o' Joe


I once did this with some sharpees at my local starbucks.
Her boobs are slighty uneven, but they're nicer than mine.
(hathat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Is this wit?
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)
# It's not cubism!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Pictures of sugar
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I'd like to see pictures of sugar
I think it would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# SWEET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Very little is, these days.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:27, archived)
# personally, I blame the spherist movement
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# I blame the lack of a good, nutritious breakfast.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I want a good nutritious breakfast
:(

hmm, I might have egg, bacon, sausage, beans, tomatoes, chips and a cow injected with chocolate later today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I have bacon and beans,
but am sadly short on everything else you mention.

I might nip down to the Co-op in a bit. Their eggs are a bit pricey, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:38, archived)
# 24 hour co-op
the height of civilisation :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# yes it is
I acutally made this for something else and it had a slogan at the bottom appropriate for what I wanted to to do. .I've just finished a better one. I'm just going to post it.
(hathat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 6:29, archived)

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