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# My friend's birthday present :)

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ah!
Same post time sort of! ^.^

You're really good at these. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Mindpiss!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Hahah
*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *helps*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Hahah
Standing in the back of the room and dancing is not helping me, Mr. ClanSoul. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I assure you, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# How?
*gigglesnort* You dance very silly-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# See? I'm taking your mind off the fact that you're cleaning up piss.
I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# But...but...
I want to join the dancing!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Then join in!
Dance with me :)
Except I can't dance.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# *joins dancing*
^.^

I can't dance, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# *turns music up*
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Yay!
Dance party! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# GalamaPhunk!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That's some sweet work Chicago.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# is your friend cat weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# No, my friend is Richard.
The man in the picture is Dave Brock, from Hawkwind.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# 2 hawkwind posts next to each other!
madness!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Well I requested Kk's one,
for the same reason I made this one, for my friend's birthday on friday.
We just happened to finish at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# We iz skillz00rz
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# We is!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'm going to reply to your letter in code.
And you have to decipher it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Oooh!
That's exciting! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# It's a code I made myself years ago.
I never forgot it.
I write loads of stuff in it, all over my school work. Only I can read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Do I get anything to help me
or do I just have to decipher it myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# It's too awkward to do it without a guide.
I'll give you a sheet with it all on
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Oh okay!
I thought I was just gonna have to figure it out without knowing anything. And I was worried that I'd never know what it would say.

And I will write my reply in your code. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I will make you learn it fluently. :)
I taught my sister once, but she forgot.
It's very simple, really. You CAN decipher it VERY easily, without the code, if you know how I constructed it, but that's for you to work out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# yay!
Special code letters! We're like...secret agents! *hums Mission Impossible theme song*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# OI! TURN THAT MUSIC OFF!
*sigh*
Fine! I'LL do it!
*turns music off*

That's a tiny little bit from the play I'm doing in Drama ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Cuthbert found something

He thinks you might like it
(Mintman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# awww
:P
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Who shaved Cuthbert's head?
That sounds like a movie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# it sounds like a dirty movie
depending on which head has been shaved
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Who Shaved Cuthbert's Head 2? - Let's Get Bizzzay
Starring Douglas Quaid as Hugo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# If you wouldn't mind
He's very sensitive about his baldness and would prefer you didn't mention it
(Mintman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Mum's the word, unless the word's Papa.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# nice
and on that note i'm going to shutdown for the night

night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Is it Mr. Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# "In this box are such delights!"
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Orangina jello ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ham and cheese flavour pasta lunch thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Is that
The Fresh Prince?
(Mintman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# No. It's Kriss Kross.
Wiggida-wiggida-wiggida-wack!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# It was He-man all along!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# He's related to George Costanza
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Bring it here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Is that
The Michael J Fox version?
(Mintman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# looks like his balls are flapping to and fro
/b3ta filter
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I love these
thems is really odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# i have spent my day getting drunk with puppets, i do not like vodka revolution it is a shit bar
end of booze fueled mildness, woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# You are the ghost of Jim Henson.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# im getting drunk with a puppet tommorrow too...so maybe i am
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Explain.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# awwwwww
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# guess the film!

this is part of a uni project.

I'm making a blog site type thing, check it oot, its a day old

by the way its Tremors
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Bridge over the river qwai
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
Tremors.

Four magnets and a magnet?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Return of the magnet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# To kill a magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Three magnets and a little magnet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# The Magnetificent Seven?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Paint Yer Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Fucking-shitty magnet-magnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# BONANZA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# SEX IN MY BUTT, VOLUME TWELVE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You and me both :'(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I HAVE SOME SEX TO PUT IN YOUR BUTT
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# really?
can i have it after he's done?
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I assume some will seep out, you can have that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# mister
you got yourself a deal
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *signs on the dotted line*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# THAT'S NO DOTTED LINE.
THAT'S MY BUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hey, just be grateful.
People normally pay for this kind of service.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# FUCKING YES MATE.
*spreads*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *applies sex*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# TREMORS!
I vomited in my mouth when watching this film (due to Ouzo) and had to swallow the vom as the part-time cineman said he would chuck me out if I left the auditorium "one more fucking time, you little turd".
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ha-ha-HAAAA!
*widdles in ear*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Indiana Mong

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# burt gummer ftw!
i've got tremors 1,2,3 and 4. they kick several varieties of arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I have the series as well.
Unfortunately it mostly lacks the original Tremors things, I forget what they call them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Graboids!
(I helped save b3ta! homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# true
but it had shriekers, assblasters and whatever the hell those things in number 4 were.
also it had the explanation behind burt's gun fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# throw momma from the train?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# There wasn't nearly enough momma throwing in that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Jaws
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# STOP! Or my mom will shoot
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# It could also be
Stop or Heath Ledger's Mum will shoot!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# The Magnificent Two.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# The Good The Bad and The Fuglys . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hell comes to Frogtown.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# backdoor sluts 9!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# tremors?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] try agin. stupid fuckin puter

(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# AH, CLEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Oh noes I has been trademarked :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# You're yella !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Slightly random
(philliph, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# *writhes*
ran·dom (rn'dm) pronunciation
adj.

1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements. See synonyms at chance.
2. Mathematics & Statistics. Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# THANK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# *deep breaths*
We were only talking about it earlier...

*clenches a fist*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I know what you mean
I literally tear my hair out over this sort of thing all the time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 5:51, archived)
# well fuck me,
the rumours are true!

Right, I think I'll be going to bed now.

NUNIGHT, B3TA! I shall be staying on for five more minutes to reply to goodnight wishes from the lovelier among you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# night
*plays the last post on a trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I'll be back O_O
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# i know :D
*plays when the saints are marching in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Nunight, you personification of alpha male
sweet dreams, and happy killing!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *headshots*
*roars*
*swigs some juice*
*listens to some phat beats*

That's basically my night from now on.

SWEET DREAMS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Get well soon. Don't let the spew rot your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Goodnight!
Sweet dreams and sleep well, etc. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Nunight lovely!
Talk to you soon ^^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# G'night!
I too should go to bed. Damn you F5!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# haha
it'll break one day. That day will be the best rested of your life.

night!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Goodnight sir!!
Have a good sleep :)
I hope you feel better in the mroing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# night, mate
many thanks, I hope I do too!
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Whensur mate's birthday?
So I know when to have the picture by? I was gonna start it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Nert.
I also nert noaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# *waves*
night, samster!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# See... ...you...
...laters. [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# nunight big guy
and I mean that in an online presence sense, and not a weight sense :)

Sleep well ^^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *spoons*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *smiles and nods off with my head on your shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Awww
That image has cheered me up no end

*gropes bum*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Get a room
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Saying "Oh, it's so random" is a prime cuntsock indicator.
Saying "Slightly random" is...
oh fucking hell. I've turned into my dad. No bad thing, I suppose. He's a total cunt exterminator.

Consider dat a diwooorzze!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I like the way it moves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Shirley compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# my first post of the day (well it is the 1st or march)
the greater savanah ground dwelling meerfox
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# You lose, sadly.
You come second to a "qwick n dirty" redex.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# was supposed to put my
but ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ah, 'your'. I see :D
woo, by the way, very ncely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# DEAR B3TA, I CHOOSE TO AIR MY GRIEVANCE NOW:
HOW DID SOME FRIED EGGNOG THING MAKE IT INTO THE NEWSLETTER, WHEN MY EPIC TALE OF SHITRAGS WAS CASUALLY OVERLOOKED?

FUCKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I submitted the Hitler Job thing!
Woopwoop!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# the public have a right to know about fried eggnog
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# THIS ISN'T ABOUT "RIGHTS".
IT IS ENTIRELY ABOUT SHITRAGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DIDN'T GO WITH THE SHITRAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# TOO BAD YOU CAN NOT SEND A SAMPLE OF IT.
I'M SURE IT WOULD HAVE HAD AN EFFECT ON THE SELECTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I POSTED THE TENT STORY LAST NIGHT.
MORE TO FOLLOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I remember this tale.
I was amused by the updates on the situation.

WHY THE TIT WAS IT NOT INCLUDED?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh good . . .
it doesn't see it's shadow . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# happy march everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# happy march day!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# In step . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] seemed funnier in my head...
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# why did you have a jar of slurpy stuff in your head?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Haven't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# many's the time I've been to casualty to have one or more removed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i'd think it was funny
if i had a jar of honey and mustard sauce in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I can't claim I don't have a saucy mind
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Something is certainly ajar in there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I had a nice young lady try to clean it up
But unfortunately I kilner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Well, we all get a lidle angry every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# JARS


:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# oh, mine's saucy, all right
just not honey and mustard saucy. mine's bechamel saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Your mind sounds delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# it is.
i can make my favourite meal with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Brains and chips?
Delicious with a splash of vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# vinegar is foul
my fave meal is lobster thermidor. it's a tad on the expensive side, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I haven't had lobster before.
Maybe I should grab one from the market sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I've never eaten a lobster
Because I've seen them in their prime
Sitting in the tank beside the doorway
And if they could see it your way
They would probably start to cry

And the saltwater from their tears
Would wash away all of their fears
As they'd remember all the years
They'd spent so happy in the wild.

And then one day the big men came
To make them play a fishy game
Of Russian Roulette for crustaceans
Fifty Lobsters, Seven nations
Waiting for the sweaty clientelle
To pick them out for boiling water hell.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# nice try
but i'll still eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It's the first half of the first song from my album :)
PLUGPLUGPLUGPLUGPLUG
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# BASTARD!
WHERE IS MY SONG ABOUT PLUGS?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# PLUUUUUGSSS
THEYRE SO AWESOME AND PLUGGY

dum di dum di dum...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# you whore
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# yeah...
buy it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I still haven't bought it.
:[

I will soon. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# YAY ^_^
I'm waiting for you to get a copy, because your taste in music is really good... I'd like to know what you think of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Next time I get my allowance
I think a week or so, I'll purchase it. ^.^
I heard bits on your video thingy you made, and my favorite one was the one you played when you were on that shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Internet Love Song :D
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Where can I hear samples of your musical stylings?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1gVdXMskGo
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yes.
it's delicious, like the sweetest, tastiest prawns you've ever had, but x10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I'll wait till I'm feeling particularly rich.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# you can get one
for a fiver in asda, but they're from thailand or somewhere around there. they grow too quickly and don't develop much taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I'd get a proper one from the market.
Probably won't cost much more, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# may even be a bit cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# they are mighty tastey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# LIES!
Vinegar is possibly the best thing ever.

You know you've got enough on your food when the fumes make you cough uncontrollably.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# i can't stand it
the smell punches you up the snout before you can get the stuff near your mouth! i have got a very sensitive nose, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I can down an entire jar of pickled onions, vinegar and all, in one.
I try not to too regularly, though. It REALLY fucks up my insides.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i'm not surprised.
it's like embalming fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I ate the best part of a Branstons Jalapeno and chilli squeezy bottle thing yesterday and now I feel like I've just got back from one of Barrymore's pool parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Heheheheheheheh
"Knorr".
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# knorr! knorr!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# maggi! maggi!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# oi! oi! oi!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Haha.
That made me giggle far too much for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# This is making me laugh much more than the rest
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Richard will be eating this tonight
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# FUNKY SPUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hexachordal ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :D
Thank you ^_^ *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ^.^
Glad you likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# LUFF it I do. :]
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# YAY!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ^.^
I feel like I should be drawing you, too, as I seem to have drawn a lot of the teen b3tans today. A lot being...well...three. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Are you grooming them?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# No!
But they requested that I draw them. And they should, while they're free. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# NO?
hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I was thinking that too.
I'd gaz you a picture, but...y'know..
And I don't want to put it on the board, remember what happened last time!
You could do me a favour, though..
Could you make a picture for Richard? It's his birthday on friday and he wants me to vector Dave Brock for him.
I am going to, but this will be extra good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Like this kind^?
Okay. I will. Am I allowed to write happy Birthday Richard on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Of course! :D
So far, I've only done one layer in the vector I'm doing for him:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# looks good, though.
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Thanks :D
Are you going to do a photoshop tracing?
I think that's look quite good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If you'd like me to.
Or a drawing like these I done today. Whichever. :]

Also, sammich and milks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I have milks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hooray!
Would you like half of my sammich?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# If you do want to, here's the picture I'm using, and another similar one.
I'm using this one
Similar one
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Thank yew!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# No problem :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you have old, interesting friends :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# He's the singer from Richard's favourite band
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# "got some change, mate?"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# it am toaptiem!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# TEEN B3TANS
sounds like the makings of a vary scary tv show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# i can imagine david attenborough narrating
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# me too
I think it would be groundbreaking television most likely with epic computer graphics
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If you say it quickly
it just sounds like an awful happy slapping compendium.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# actually, if I say it quick enough
it sounds like some american deep south type of snack
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# BASED ON A TRUE STORY
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# yes!
it should be pitched to endemol right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I was thinking porn

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# good old traditional porn
now there's family viewing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# the family that lays together
stays together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# and then the authorities just want to spoil their traditional way of life
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# damn do-gooders
always stickin' their noses into our traditional ways!
oh well, i'm off for a burnin'
*sings "summer is a-coming in, loudly sing cuckoo"*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# its about teen b3tans
and how fucked up they are when they grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# they grow up?
that's crazy talk, man!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Hahahah
'Filling the board with silly chat. making images. Sometimes they're okay. the terror that is TEENB3TANS!'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# or they could be like the red hand gang
getting kidnapped by international jewel theives for no apparent reason every bloody episode :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# really must see that again
so I can wonder, why the hell did I watch this nonsense :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# fuck! i'd forgotten about them!
they were great!
na na na na na, na na na, na na na na na na na!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# and every member of the gang had a cutely disabled relative
man :D

but do you remember... "Oscar, Kina and the laser"?

may have been Oskar

WTFF was that all about, it was mental
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# never heard of that
was it non-english?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# was spanish
and badly dubbed

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# either that or the makings of a punk rock band
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# with several thousand members
all screaming a song at once

fucking totally punk rock man!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ^.^
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# His ankle is shattered D:
Also, he's usually wearing less clothes than that when I see him..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# oh, yeah, that.
My cat bumped my arm. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# My cat is asleep on the chair next to me.
I fucking hate her.

Only because she hates me, but she's been an extreme bitch tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Aw.
:[

We have 4 cats. Thye all hate me except one. And she's kind of a bitch to me sometimes. Spencer wants to kill me. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# We used to have two cats
One ran away years ago.
He was fucking awesome, he used to sit on the sofa like a lazy person, with his back against the back of the sofa and spread out like a lazy lazy lazymonster.

He bit my nose once, but I forgave him.

I have a scar on my right hand from when a cat bit me once though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Aww.
I would be sad if my kitty ran away.
Hahah a lazy lazy lazymoster. Awesome!

Hahahah *spits milk* Bit your nose? What were you doing to it!?

My mum has a bunch of scars on one hand from one this stupid feral stray bit her. Yet she kept petting it and stuffs. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I don't remember why he did it
I obviously did something wrong, I was petting him at the time.

The scar was from a girl called Sasha's cat. It was an awesome cat, I just did something to piss it off. Basically the same as my cat I guess.

CATS JUST LIKE TO FUCKING HURT ME FOR NO REASON.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hahah
Spencer just claws the fuck out of me. I was petting him, and he rolled over and dug his claws into my arm. I pulled my hand away and ended up with cuts on my wrist. Didn't go over too well at school. xp

*attacks* Sorry. I couldn't help it. I am part cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Oh you bitch.
My friend Kit has an awesome cat called Jess. He's a bit senile (the cat, not Kit, that would be worrying) and isn't really a people person, so he's nearly sliced the shit out of my toes at times.

But he's fucking awesome, like most cats.

Except mine.

Smokey is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Sorry. :[
I actually thought you meant Kit was senile. I thought the story would end, like, he forgot he had a cat or something. ;p

Smokey is a cunt. I don't know why, but I think that is the best sentence I have read in a while. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Smokey is my cat.
I don't mean like Smokey the Bear. I'm sure he's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I figured.
But Smokey the Bear is not ace. He came to my school. Some kid (I think it was either Kyle or Matt) Ran up behind him (he was standing at the entrance to the caf) and just jumped up and unzipped his back!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# BEARS DO NO HAVE ZIPSES
WHAT THE FUDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW
IT WAS CONFUSING! He ran away to the bathroom, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# is that me??!
/ac

only JOOKING

lovely work Ms KK
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# OH FUCK, IT'S THE BADGER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# OH HAI SEXYKINS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# LOL, DON'T MAKE ME BLUSH SO MUCH PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Oh gawd.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# TEH FEAR IS COMING
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# THE FEAR! THE FEAR THE FEAR! AAARGH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
hump that box
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# is that al murray?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# DEPLOY THE KITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# HAHAHA - Woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# This just in: another child is missing
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# constant sneezing will not ward off teh fear!
silly baldman :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I know a girl he might like to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Who wouldn't . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hmmm pretty...
(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# This is her father
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Metropolis!
Fritz lang!
oh YES.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I am scared!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Here is a artist's impression
of the scene a few hours ago when the police raided my house because a drug dealer they arrested gave a fictitious address (mine, the bastard). That's me in the middle.



Click for bigger (56KB)
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# what the FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I swear
that image is a life like depiction of exactly what happened.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Yes, but what ACTUALLY Happened?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Well
basically they were about to kick my door in when I went to answer it. I got there just in time, let them in and cooperated with them. I explained that this person didn't live there and they believed me. They politely apologised and then left.

My fiance and I were in our underwear at the time though - just incase the image doesn't make that clear.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Ooh
what fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Now that it's all over
I can look back on it as a thrilling adventure. I'm a badass and that was my latest brush with The Man. fo' sho'
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# O_O
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# did they look at your mums boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# if it was my mum's boobies
they'd be looking a lot closer to the floor ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# thats just put a mental image of a slinky rolling down stairs into my head
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# silly skug!
everyone does not love my mum's boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# You make her walk around on all fours?
You pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# i don't
it's my dad who's in the saddle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# That's the missus
honest.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You need to feed her up a bit,
she's looking a bit skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Well it looks like he was
that's why she's getting ready to eat those two fried eggs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# They look like remarkably solid fried eggs.
I think they might be overcooked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Infact
those are chelsea buns. The kind with the glacé cherries on the top.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# This makes more sense.
What a delicious impromptu bra.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Chelsea buns don't have cherries or icy on them!
That's a belgian bun. I swear bakeries are like a hive of cake misnomers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Somerfield label them as chelsea buns
perhaps wrongly. I once worked in a bakery that called them Belgian buns though. That's kind of near to Switzerland.

Damn you, edit feature!!

I've decided that this was God's way of telling me to stop looking at 4chan though. I am giving up cold-turkey. Which is a shame, because cold turkey is both delicious and nutritious.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# .
feed feel
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I suspect that this would have been much better animated, but, i can't be fucked
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I'm laughing
but out of a mixture of desperation and relief.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Oh, hello there Mr. Brie, how do you do?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# SEE GENERIC FRENCH CHEESES SURRENDER AT
FIFTY FIVE MILES PER HOUR!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha
What?

I am sure you could see this idea to them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# LE FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah, but don't look behind closed doors. They're all quite filthy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# CHEORGY?
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# BRIE!
MIT CHEEZEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# The New Cheese Game
From Ultimate Play The Game
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# The news, especially Sky News, is designed to spread fears.
Murdoch is a cunt, but there's no way I'm living without Sky Tv/Talk/Broadband.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# This reminds me of
the Screenwipe eipsode all about news.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Thanks Hexachordal
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Oh yes, and you too.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# How do you turn guinness upside down without spilling it?
Answer: Ctrl + I
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# oh god...
Are you sure this is worthy of /board?

Okay, anyway... I don't know. How do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *points at talk board*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Don't tempt him back
We need him here to make up the sexy gay quota.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Really quickly and carefully?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Ctrl + I
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# If you liked this,
You can now buy 'The Best Of ClanSoul', this beautifully illustrated anthology of his best moments, Boxtree, £9.99 plus P+P.

OR, subscribe now to 'Favourite ClanSoul Moments' magazine, with a small collectible ClanSoul action figurine with every edition, as well as a fun magazine packed with ClanSoul facts, stories and puzzles, only 99p (normal price £4.99) from De Agostini.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I LOVE CLANSOUL BEST OF ALL THE CLANIMALS
I LOVE CLANSOUL HE'S MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# And this is where the schizophrenia began.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Hahah!!
*real life lols*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# blimey, I wouldn't go that far.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I luff you :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I luff him more.
that just paid for MAH TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# if you mean me
I AM NO MAN!

*stabs witch king*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# aaawww, sweet!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# that brings up my favourties?
i do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# If you had a picture of guinness open in photoshop
it would invert the colours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# oh...
aren't jokes supposed to be funny? that was more of a puzzle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Don't be stupid.
ME? Tell a FUNNY joke!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Get moses to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# stand on your head?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Use your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# 2 girls 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Noooooooo
I don't want to associate Guinness with that!!
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# use straws!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# and hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# on fire! burning straws and hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# NEW flaming hammer straws!
now you can milk the cow and drink it at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Let's milk the cow to the max!™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# g'nite miscodeats
and you b3tains!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# fucking Ace.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# YAY!
:3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# arf!
maybe you should thank kk, too ;)

EDIT: ah, i see you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# ^this
it was her glitter-dispensing ball of joy that initiated my glee-words, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Woo!
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# EPIC!
I should try harder at being funny more often!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# and now I can't stop smiling :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Neither can I.
As you well know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D
/ac, delightfully.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# 8==============D
Not /ac, surprisingly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# W/Y/H!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I like the
"Push button, receive bacon" one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Re-worked for local use. [/;-D
No ham of any kind here, what-what!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# But there is a Thor in it
if you are Japanese.

/outdated casual racism blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *genuine LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# BASTWANK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hortoise


(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# One hundred years of Hortoise shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# KILL IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Does it gallop really slowly
as if in slow mo?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# it's
a real time animated gif
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# FILL IT WITH KIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# MILL IT WITH SIRE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# DRILL IT WITH DIRE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# KRILL IT WITH WIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# DRILL IT MIT MARIAH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# FLAY IT WITH PYRES!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# PLAY IT WITH TIRES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# SPLAY IT WITH CHOIRS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# FILL IT WITH CHOIR!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# SHIT IT WITH MEME!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I think I'd bet on any other horse in the race.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# COCKNOSE HORSE!
oh its a tortoturtle horse!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# he's big
but at least you didn't have to shell out much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ...oof
that was, like, turtley bad, miss.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# it was
a shell of a bad pun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# You've scaled new heights of bad puns here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# that's good
because my pun gland is now borked

/tired
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I'm tired too.
I actually had a 9 to 5 today. It's not right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i went to bed at 3, got up at 8.30
went to hospital, got told i have high blood pressure, went shopping, bought shoes and ugly slippers and chocolate, walked around the shopping centre for 3 hours, came home and did the housework. i am shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I went all the way to Durham to play with a thermographic imaging camera all day.
Then I got home and made soup, then drank and came on here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Tortiscuit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I don't why I thought of this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# heh
obligatory prearost HO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Crumbs!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# SUP DAWG!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# 'SUP KAT?
How are you?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Yo!
I'm good. I've been drawing a lot to prepare for the anime/comic con I'm selling at. ^.^

And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I'm good, too, thanks
been doing nothing. It's good. :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# S'UP!
HOWS IT HANGIN'?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Yo!
What's good, mah brothah!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# kittens?
on toats.
Whats going down in the hood?
i think they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Heheh
You didn't get to hear my news. I get to to sell my artz at a manga/comic con in April! ^.^

Howz you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# nice!
I'm alright..
im in a strange hotel 10 minutes away from home. and its colllld.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# When does your 'date' show up?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# haha
i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Why are you in a hotel?
*offers hoodie for warmth*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I have a hoodie in my bag
*gets*
My dad came down from scotland for the weekend, but he can't stay at our house, so hes in a hotel and there was moar room so i stayed
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# ooooh.
I thought maybe you tried running away from home. heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I'm low on funds.
I could only stay in a place like this for 2 nights..although i get payed tommorow i think, so i could manage about 6 nights + the other 2
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# YO SUP
I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Did Kk give you my message?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I'll take that as a yes.
*shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# up the bum?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Well I didn't ask her to
but you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# sup?
brudda? heh
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# scary!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Where's Felix? - I meant Fritz
(The Cat)
I thought you were referencing Robert Crumb

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_the_Cat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Crumb is one of my greatest heroes.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# The Joker is better.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Zap . . . ly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# It's just generally based on
animations from the 1920s/1930s, mangled through my own shortcomings.

And Crumbs! is just something that popped into my head. No reference to anything...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I udderstand.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Great . . . he looks like a pro !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Fo' real . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# You've been using brand exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Meltz so faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Where does he get those wonderful toys?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Gimmies . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Give him some eyeballs


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Signed:
hexachordal
I said "Hahahahaaaaarrghhh!!!!" when I read it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# there is a time when we question whether certain things are really necessary.
I think ClanSoul is one of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahah you love it really :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *cuddles*
I tolerate it ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I'll stop if you want.
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *voms*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# *forces ny erect willy up your anus until you're bleeding rectally all over my cock which only turns me on more because I love getting a shitty bloody cock, then I spit in your hair and bite you on the neck and come and pull out and drip on your leg*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Be patient!
The bash isn't for a couple of months yet, then, my pretty, I shall be all yours.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Is this the london bash that everyone apart from me is going to?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# He only sends singing-telegrams.
I think this was addressed to you. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# :D
I involved you in a b3ta quiz.
It was question one:
Which b3tan wears a "black hat"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Ooh!
Ooh! I KNOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# GMOS!!!
Or Dave the, Leningrad, etc.

There are several hatty people here.
Just mentioning, as Rules Lawyers are
as common as any other board nazi. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I was referring only to your username backwards.
The second question, along with the first, is in my profile
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# OOH OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE
IT'S LAIRD DAVE DRAWS! DO I WIN? DO I? DO I?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# NO NO!
THE ANSWER HAS TO BE...err...MOFOHO!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# It's a past question.
Here they are so far:
QUESTION ONE: WHICH B3TAN WEARS A "BLACK HAT"?
Answer: Tahkcalb

QUESTION TWO: WHICH B3TAN IS SOUR ABOUT FILESIZES?
Answer: Lemony
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# am i mentioned
in said quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I've only had two questions so far
The first was Tahkcalb and the second was lemony.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# so
you didn't make the quiz then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I'm making it up as I go along.
QUESTION THREE: WHICH B3TAN IS A HAIRLESS SMASH?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Smash Monkey!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# No, hairless.
It's cryptic :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It's bald monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# It is. Pink badge or blue?

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'll go with the blue
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/triviablue.png" />
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Aww.
xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Aww what? :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Is it darth vader>
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# WAIT A SECOND
I DREW THAT MAN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# We've all been there!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# SFN!
Where the hell have you been?
Getting redex here by the way.
Hahaha YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Good.
It's "Hahaaaargh!" worthy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't know where I've been!
However my machine appears to have been through hell.
I've only just found out that half of the functions in my copy of Photoshop arn't working.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Apparently the 'hummus' still works.
Seriously, don't see enough of you around here. You did start posting again for a while but then sort of wandered off again. Don't you like b3ta any more, or are you just too busy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# b3ta's fine, and i'm far from too busy
I dunno what happens, I just seem to start forgetting to look again.
I plan to make a bit more of an effort this time, I need to get back to doing more creativy stuff rather than vegging out so much.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Vegging out?
I rather imagined you sailing around in a hat...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That reminds me
I must finish of the designs for my wearable tophat show display mechanism!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahah
real lol there :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha!!!!
i live in fear.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# PS: Not my own. Guess who! Or what,LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# you're a leper
Do I win a free ride on your leprous back?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I did a IRL LOL
And then a WTF. Then another LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# This is
good.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Whats going on here?
Long time since Ive seen you around, Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# CNN
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Here come da trusteppa!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# girl a ra?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Arrr yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# you lyrical gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Excuse me, Mr Officer
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Just lose it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# ah ah ah ah ah?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# They found him, he was in the whitehouse basement
They found him, he was in the whitehouse basement
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Imma soldier..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Frisk'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# GET HIM OSAMA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# :)
hahahaha
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# needs more benny hill theme tune
(londoner, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# I'm a criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Pffffft!
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# The invisible man is Cincinnati trying to find a cure when he sees a chimp holding a banner with the word 'FUCKNUCKLE' on it.
He also likes Eminem.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# But he hates The Streets.
"We don't give a shit about your friggin' aerial. Stick it up your arse with your pirate material."
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I'm invisible, wanking is a nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# try using your own?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I'm invisible, how do I make a sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# use your hands
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# My hands are invisible, where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# outside in the traffic?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# playing with my children



oo,er!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# my favourite sex position!
(with a monkey and the invisible man)
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Invisible sex is the future.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# makes it easier to get away with
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You are worst than the little train.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# worster!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# sauce.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Worster Shmerm!
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# tabasco.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# bless you
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# fooled you.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Shmerm
memrmrmeerm
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I once went as the invisible man for halloween.
It was a nightmare because people kept asking why they could see me.
I lost count of the amount of times I shouted "HASN'T ANYBODY SEEN THE FILM!?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# They could see you because they had special eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# They could see me because I was wearing clothes.
I had sunglasses, bandages (I had no hat, and had to make do with a hoodie, but oh well) and gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yes, they had special eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Normal ones?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Special eyes, shhh, tis a secwet.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# GalamaSoups!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# InvisibleLoopz!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# ClanSoup
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Chicagooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# DICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Next year don't go
and tell them that you went as the invisible man.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i thought that said:
bitch moving service on the lorry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Da monkey was supposed to pop up behind that lorry, but monkey no listen.
Heem to beeg.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I can imagine nothing more sinister
than your sig, it looks boring, and oddly lacks Israeli civilians blown up by this tedious fucking conflict

unless you are rather aimlessly just blaming them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Man, I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Most wanted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# New and Improved!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# i like
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age, what's my age again?

;)
Yay for glittery people! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# *now has to listen to that song*
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I tried typing it for the first one, but you'd gone before I had a chance to reply to it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Wait, what?
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# The first one of these.
I was typing the lyrics to it, but I didn't bother because it was really far down the board and you weren't replying to the thread any more.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Oooooooh
hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hehehehhhhh :O)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# LOLSROFLSZORS11!!!1!1!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# HOHOHO!
Green Giant!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Why is your sweetcorn so expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Fuck you!
BUY MORE SWEETCORN!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING SWEETCORN
FUCK YOU GREEN GIANT! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Then why does your Mother have such a massively gaping cunt,
and why are you ever so slightly emerald coloured?
*has possibly taken this too far* :I
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)
# But...but...
Dad..?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Aww son.
Lets never fight again.












Now eat your fucking SWEETCORN!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# It tastes like my own sweet flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# ADD = attention deficit disorder
I have it, but not in the jumping-on-tables-demanding-attention way, more in the cute-but-immensely-irritating-if-you-want-to-get-work-done-because-he's-constantly-making-things way.

Luckily these days, work is just creating things ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I know exactly what it is.
I was quoting a song ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Mind the piss :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *feels stupid*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# No.
You just don't listen to blink-182. I'm guessing. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You say that as if it's some kind of flaw
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Real lols!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *psst!
I think he was quoting a song...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# ;)
cfb
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HEADDOBBER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# *laughs self out of lurking*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

ahem.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Haha, I'm glad you felt the need to provide a click for bigger, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I can't think of anyone who wouldn't want this as a desktop.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You're too generous for your own good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# In other news
for some reason I always read your name as my other username is porsche and have to re-read it a couple of times to actually see the a hidden away between is and porsche, this happens on a regular basis.
Just thought you'd like to know that.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I do enjoy knowing that.
It's good to know I'm spreading confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I can heartily advise anyone who considers seeing them live,
not to.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Well I prefer the Richard Cheese version.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It'd be quite tricky for it to not be better.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I agree.
But Richard Cheese makes many songs better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# hahaha
looks like that thing they use in roman catholic churches to dispense smoke...

"why is it filled with glitter?"
"We're putting the DISCO into CATHOLICISM!"
"...there's no DISCO in CATHOLICISM."
"...SHUT UP, SINNER."
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
This would make me go to church.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# *steals for MSN name*
Brillance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# MSN?
gaz me your address plz :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I feel like it would be good until it got into my mouth and eyes.
After that, not so good.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's why it's good for ADD kids.
They will run around squealing. You can make bets to see which one will pass out first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Yes! :D
HAHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# HAUHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Some kid burned my neck
i did not like it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahah
dyreitchyleg ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# True.
Hm...I will have to rething the design.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Maybe not good for you
but you would look amazing....all that glittery eye-clag.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I know!
*gleesquirts*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Oh dear, you've made a mess on my new coat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here...
So I'll pearoast this.

Click for larger
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Mono-nork?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# It's the shading.
The other one is hard to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)
# HAS BEEN ATTMPTING TO MAKE
Since mofoho and I first had the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# WHY!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# And speaking of mofoho,
tell him "Y DONT U PUT ALL UR POINTZ IN A CHART?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahah
I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# What d'you mean?
I am don't know what material to tie the salt shaker full of glitter to.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Plastic.
springy plastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I don't where to get
said springy plastic. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Cut something plastic up?
I don't know :S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Hahah
*cuts up cheerleader from school*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# now this
i would wear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Still needs more magenta
if it's a dobber :D
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 'ning miss
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# 'lo there.
:]

How be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# another one from me
the greater desert meerket fox(/fennec)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# KILL IT!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)
# WITH FIRE!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# with hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)
# With extreme prejudice.
That thing gives me the fucking fear.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ^this
hammers, fire, i don't care as long as it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Flaming hammers, the choice of the professional ARGH KILL IT'er
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Flaming shovel of spanging +3?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)
# only from SPLUTCO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Pffft.
I read that as SLUTCO and was marginally aroused for a time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# HAMMER IT WITH FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha i typed that the same time as you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I HAVE TOO MANY BRAIN TWINS
BUT I LOVE IT :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# can i have my brain back now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Only when I've finished licking off the honey I left their last night.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# and can you remove the tinsel and fairy lights please?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Those were there when I found it.
Honest guv..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)
# you should be hired by Nintendo
'New Pokemon Creation Team' :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)
# haha
i wish *applies to nitendo or looks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# He looks a happy chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hurray, reposts!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# woo eagles
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)
# chiwolfwolf
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Looky here

Click for bigger
Original thread
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i have many more Animashes
but i'll keep it subtle, for now
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)
# That was ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# if anyone start a thread like that i must be gazzed!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MOO!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That is awesomegood.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# MOO?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Wow
that is quite a concept
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)
# This will haunt my dreams tonight :|
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Why aren't you replying on msn?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# wheeeee :)
fennecs are lully
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Is it stuffed ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)
# sadly no
it'll nip your heels
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Haha
Woo dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

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