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# Pinwheel
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Lovely.
I've never seen watermelon look so pretty.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# It's the special seeds !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# remins me of liqorice
liquice lickrish...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hypno-tastic!
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Y E S !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Bibbity bobbity boobles . . . red hot !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# electravisionmantra!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# wow
this goes different directions every time I look at it!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Nicely
Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# nice

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Thanks very to you !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# And ;
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Is it wrong that I really look forward to these now?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# they are like a part of b3ta life now
its like they were meant to be! My click button is off line tho otherwise i would have clicked them all!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I loved this one:
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# pfffttt.....
what a bludger!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Fook off luv
yer crampin me style

Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I enjoy this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# He can do way better than that.
Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Even with knees like that ?
Schweet !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lol!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# More than just my hands
are up !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# good evening
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Yay for happy snails
in a rush to get somewhere
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Happy snail trails to you . . .
running from the salt mines ?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# he looks busy. Woo.
Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Nice background work.
I'm struggling to find the seam
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo there
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Some curry he must've had!!!
/ac

woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Yay, snails
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# there will be nothing left!!!
poor mr snail! WOO!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Loxodonta komodoensis?

The Komodo Elephant
Click for bigger (104KB)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Excellence!
Sheer excellence!

Woo yay!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# He's just lovely.
Looks very wise. Woo.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# ha ha ha its the look on his face that makes it all
Wooo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# oof. I can just hear his little mind going..
"is he looking at me? He is you know, HE'S LOOKING AT ME!"
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Such a rare opportunity
to see one of these whole . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Don't get too close
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Haha
THE CRAZY FOOL!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Have a silliness:
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yes
I will have it thanks. I likes it. I will have it bigger too if possible.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ..as Tokyo slept
..only to be woken by Skug looking for a glass of milk..
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# thats not me...
nor my SkUGosarus... thats Godzilla!
and i don't drink milk - turns my insides out!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Silly Skug.
Man milk is not a dietary supplement.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Don't you dare tell my girlfriend.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# oi
get that outta there
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Are you absolutely sure?
It's very dark
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Tokyo?
Asleep?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahah yay!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Whoooooosh
Got beans mixed up with peanuts in the garden
Oh well no harm done

Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaa
and with that thought I am off to bed.
I hate and love you cunts so much.
actually I just hate you all. (mongy & kv excluded)
'night sexys xxx ooo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# get a beer and stay up you pussy.
;) Night.

Edit:// Where are you Kitty?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Goodnight sir
pointlessly late?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# well i hate you too :D
so nuh :P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha
Prodg has a lot to answer for :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Woo . . . more gaseous nuts !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Some curry he must've had!!!

Woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# This is both woo and yay
WE NEED MORE ROCKET POWERED ANIMALS!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# More downside upness
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# oooooh
ARTS!
*me likey*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Woo, Stan :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Earlier one....Dahn t'board a bit.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# So you did
also woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# This confuses and hurts my brain.
It's very nice, though.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# this confuses me, and i tend to respond positively when i don't understand things
nicely done.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent.
When you are in a bad mood we can just talk quantum string theory.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# nah, i know a bit about that
probably best if you talk about the ratio of talent and success in british culture.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# ooh I saw
'ratio of talent...' and immediately thought you were going to talk about b3ta. Am I a wrong 'un?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha
just a bit, but in a sexy way
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Looks just right
when I sit on my side . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha that's lovely

/relurks
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Friends activity
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Oh come on!
Reply to my gaz! I want the psd!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# you are an internet pest
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8149711
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# i don't like you anymore
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# lol hilarious as ever
and too big as ever. you are a prime tard. I'm off to snort cocaine off a hooker's arse and laugh about the fact that I have a job that's better than yours.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# or even that you have an actual job of any description :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ...eh?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Evil looking avatar i made for myself
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# EVIL EDD!
DUN DUN DUN!
or SMUG EDD?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# EDD BY DAWN
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# *obvious*
DAWN OF THE EDD :P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# bindun
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# This is exceedingly sinister
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Looking pretty . . . shifty . . .
Edd: and pretty . . . nifty . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Pearoast Mien gott!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# those crazy nazis
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I love them sexy beasts!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# is that the mc donalds logo under his nose?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# no
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ich Bin
Ian Pearce
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# english mother fucker
do you speak it?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Nazis!
I wish I had remembered to post this during last weeks compo.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Younger viewers may not understand
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Piss up a rope, fuckstick.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You big fat elephant's fanny!
I was gonna say that!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Best response ever.
Perfick for dinner parties with grandparents.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# BIG DOG'S COCK
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Rude Kid
Is my hero
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm way too young to remember rude kid!
besides he was hilarious to start with! 'come to the shops dear' 'BIG DOG'S COCK!!!'

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# "PISSFLAPS"
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "QUIM LEAK!"

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I do not understand, but I'll slip this in here anyway
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# pffffrt!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I saw :P
It was this and the original number plate that inspired me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# hefen?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh bugger!
I meant "Helfen"
Edit: Sorted
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Isn't it Hilfe?
Unless my German has failed me.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh bugger, you're right.
I haven't done German for two years now!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I haven't done it for about 5 now
Although speaking a language is about 20% knowledge 80% accent anyway.
I did believe the infinitive verb was hilfen to begin with, althought it is actually helfen, but you wanted the noun help anyway.

Also I am only on chapter 9. Fucking lazy mind.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Is it all better now?
I closed the psd and had to work from a resized jpg. I hope you're happy.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I am the embodied spirit of a generation of nihilistic philosophers
forced to endure the sheer knowledge, helplessness and fear of the modern world. Of course i'm not happy.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahah alright then :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Soapy tit wank!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I can see my hat from here . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I demand more semi-transparent hats.
Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# lets call them "shats" shall we?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I like it.
I like it a lot.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Shat in the hat . . .
so many ideas . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# EAT MY CHEESY CLUNGE YOU SHIT TARD.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# NOT AGAIN IT WAS GROSS
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# YOU LOVED IT LAST TIME
YOU AND YOUR OVERBITE COME UP LOOKING JUST LIKE A KID EATING CHOCOLATE.

I AM GOING TO BED NOW AS IT IS 3.46AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING HERE AND I AM WELL FUCKED.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# where are you?
come back!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D GET A BLOWJOB IN RETURN,
BUT NO, YOU'RE A SELFISH BASTARD
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# TAKE ME WITH YOU!
KTHANX
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# HOW CAN I SLEEP WITH THOSE SEXY THOUGHTS!?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# wetly.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# oooer missus.
hello love, how are you?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'm alright.
I've been doing science and I'm roasting a chicken.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# HAVE A WANK!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I WILL BE UP ALL NIGHT SMASHING MY FIST INTO MY TESTICLES NOW
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# VIA THE SHAFT
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is the best fucking post ever.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# YOU CAN USE THAT AS A REFERENCE ON YOUR CV IF YOU WANT
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# no
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Do I get a side dish with that ?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# YES
YOU CAN HAVE SOME SCABS AND DIPPING SAUCE
GOODNIGHT.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# NIPPLES!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I THINK I AM DIVORCED NOW
I AM YOURS FOR THE TAKING
BUT I REALLY MUST GO TO BED.
CALL ME AND TELL ME A DIRTY STORY OR SOMETHING.
BETTER STILL SEND PICS.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# AWWW.
*hugs*

tell me about it later when you're less off your tits.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# BUT I JUST TOLD MY TITS TO FUCK OFF
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That is truly wonderful.


(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Flips for Joy !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# THE HAT IS A PIE!
mmm pie hat
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Pork pie ?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# no, they have a brim
much like a porkpie :P
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hmm, pie hat
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# the best kind
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# how queer!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Q ear . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Sexy stuff.

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Mmmnn . . . sexy . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Moof . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I like the way the ear pops out.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ?

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hah
I'm glad these are a hit with you
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Silicone sisters ?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# What a lovely first pic to see!
Hurrah!

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hat's on to you !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] dead b3tan walking
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *burns embassy*

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *embarasses bernard*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *bresslaws emmy*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *bradslavon Jimplegoither
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# That's easy for you to say.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# bloody isn't
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Funny because it's true
...unlike the cartoon, on both counts
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I hope
I hope you all picked up on the oh-so-funny "by George" punchline
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hehe
The one I don't get is Fred Basset, it doesn't even try to be funny
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# middle class stockbroker belt post modern irony?
or is it, quite simply, just shite
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# it's the comic equivalent of a pair of 70s corduroy trousers
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mmm forbiden satire
I demand a series.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *burns embassy and pr0n collection*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody threw an extra chromosome into the printworks
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft! :D:D
'edit' thought I recognised him
'digs through old files'

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
But Oof!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# bad bad man!
*cleek*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hehe I just went out for a walk and caught this dope on camera

"Errr boss... I think I've flooded the engine"
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# ...is he ok?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# He seemed fine
as he floated out to sea. He was even waving at me as he went.

Nice chap.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hahah!
I did laugh at the numpty, but also shared the cap'n's concern, that looks like it could very quickly go wrong(er)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# He made a right mess of my photograph of the lighthouse
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# no shark
this picture is a fake!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# whitley bay
i'm from whitley bay... I is special like you
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# hehe
actually, this guy has meme potential

plus unemployment potential :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha
:D

yup
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahahaha.
what the fuck was he doing driving into the sea(well it looks like the sea to me)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It might have been an access way under the water, that's normally visible when the tide is low.
TJ: I was just given a box full of bottles of snuff. My family wants to sell them on a carboot as some of themare quite old.

Does anyone know if it's legal to sell them, seeing as they are techincally a tobacco product?

Edit:: Thank you everyone. I don't think they are collectable, but I'll take a gander.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# snuff rules
ever had any?

I've amassed quite a collection. It is legal in the uk but i'm not sure about 2nd hand tobacco of any kind.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# sould be fine to bootsale em, altho look them up on ebay as snuff bottles are collectable, it might be a cae of just empting the stuff out and just sell the bottles online
might be really rare.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# noooo, never remove the snuff or any seals.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# well it might be worth it, because bootsales are full of tight twats and if they are worth anything ebay probably will pull them if they were full of snuff
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# No, I meant always leave things intact if they are as they will fetch a higher value and never sell them at a boot.
There are specialist collectors. Probably the best bet would be to get advice from a good tobacconist.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# true, but if they are worth money for say the bottles, chances are the snuff will be pretty rank by now..
antiques dealers wouldn't give you much and then you'd have to find who knew about snuff bottles before they'd even give you anything close to a decent price, bootsales, same problem really, an auction would work and then you wouldn't have to remove the snuff, but eaby is best, wider audience..etc but then you probably would have to get rid of the snuff because ebay are cunts and don't allow anything to be sold on there.

but they might be absolutely worthless.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# check out some snuff forums
they do exist!

Keep it all intact i say
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# fact it's full of manky old snuff isn't a great selling point
and more of then than not would make zero difference to price as people ocllect things like snff boxes and not snuff.


and snuff forums..sounds a bit dodgy.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# I've seen antique unopened packets of cigars on eBay before.
Definitely don't clean them out.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I'd go with that, no point in emptying them.
If they don't want the snuff, they can throw it out themselves. And if they do, they might pay extra.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# well it is
to the people who are into that sort of thing.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I am so not putting 'snuff forums' into google
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
good point
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Not sure,
but I like the word 'snuff' quite a lot.

Snuff snuff snuff. Say it to the first person you see.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you could make a movie about it
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# ebay them
seriously, you are gonna get ripped off at a boot sale.
Snuff is a tobacco product but does not come under the same laws as smokable products. You should be fine.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# when using tidal restricted causeways
know when the fucking tide's in, I think :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it was very popular when I was a kid
we used to snort it behind the bike sheds
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# OOH!
I dreamt the other night, that I was driving in the sea!!!
I was at the sea-side and took a wrong turn!!
My car had to be towed out and dried off!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you woke up and you had wet feet?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Perhaps he's ringing his own 'How's My Diving?' number.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# He's phoning the Coastguard
"We're on strike today.....please leave a message after the tone.....beeeep........"
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Now that's my sort of idiot
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f ff f f ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# START A BLOG ABOUT IT
I MADE FOUR DOLLARS ON THE GOOGLE ADSENSE.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I read this blog
it is nice
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Have you updated that blog yet?
I'm curious to know more, but too lazy to look
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# The bbc will pay you for that
or a paper
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I have so many photographs of it happening,
I could animate the whole event.

I supposed I should have been going for help, but it seemed to make more sense to photograph it.
:)

(I've emailed the local BBC)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I demand that you actually do attempt to animate it
and then gaz me when you're done, I'm off now.

BYE B3TA!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# BYE HEXY
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# BITCH!
I CALL HIM THAT!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yet another local authority success story
:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# COR!


(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Something for you wierdos
who seem to like these house rats.



Click for fucking huge (396KB)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Three severed kittins hedz
Woo! Sir.
Needs more trailing blood!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hmmm.
Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# The bottom one is a killer.
No doubt about it.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# from l to r, pete, simon and dave.
there i named them.

NOW DO MR T!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Mr ...grumble..
fucking....grumble T. You are not going to stop are you?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# well seeing as i have asked all of 2 times, then nooo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Awww.
Nicely drawn.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Kittins!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Happy anniversary of birth sir
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Cheers muchly madam!

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# uhhhhhhhrrrrmmm
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I don't know why, but I love this.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I wanna know what love is
want you to show me
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# IN MY LIFE, THERE'S BEEN HEARTACHE AND PAIN
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# nice breaks
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I am enjoying these musical noises.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# lol
i don't understand but i do like this
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I.... er.....
Oh.

What?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# It's all so clear to me now.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# My work here is done
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# He's got the dead man's hand . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I'm scared.
(·~·)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Whoah! freaky dude!


Woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Reminds me of something.
Except it doesn't. That was a lie.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# your dreams
they are from your dreams
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Ah yes!
They try to sell me tacky souvenirs.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# oh i've got a big bag of crabs... i'm gonna put them in my mouth
la la la la la
woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *runs around the town on a market day*
a hibbedy hibbedeh hoobedy heh... etc.

:D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft.
I love that. Especially the one that uses Half life 2 for the video.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I haven't seen that!
Linky?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Its around somewhere.
Probably on Weebls stuff but its all changed.

Edit: Here you go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHAn2rTKpY
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahah yes!!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I'm going to have to sing to song now.
WOO!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# haha
that's totally mad. How are you, you big fluffy love cushion?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Bah! so you DO do affection
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ONLY FOR MEEEEEEEE
hello Jesspoos. *snug*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Boooo
Hello hexy. thank you for finally sending me one of your fine albums (I did buy one as soon as the second lot was released), I do think that all my support* previous to that lot did deserve me a signed copy though.

If I see you at a bash I'm going to make you draw me something.

*hassling
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha, fuck.
did you ask for one? I can never remember. Or put B3ta names to real life names and addresses.

IT'S COMPLICATED :(

Hope you like it though ^_^
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Oh, I do
It's pure hatstand lullyness, in with a few (no offence intended) surprisingly touching bits, all with a fine voice and excellent musics.

But no, I didn't ask for signed stuff, I felt it was a bit cheeky next to my real name. We can only get away with such blatent shockingness on the intarwebs ;)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# haha.
only for the boys it would seem. I guess my inner gay is coming out for the weekend.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# PASANONIC!
My face hurts, and I have to go to Coulsdon in a minute, but apart from that, I am ALL TEH WOO!

Your fine self?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I'm very good thank you
apart from the football which I'd best avoid talking about.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :O
Good morning sir. Hungover?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hello dear.
No, not at all, I'm far too practised for that. I've been out this morning and built a bed for my tenants ( don't ask ) and then I've been to the pub for the football, so I am quite drunk again.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I shall be off out in a mo
to build flatpack and buy a bottle of champagne.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# no doubt the buubly
is for celebration wen you prove to be the champion of flatpack over manwife.
Have fun. I shall be on call for technical help. ( but it will be pissed up bollocks, mind you, that would be more helpful than Ikea instructions ).
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *snorts*
that's fantastic and beautiful. and I love you.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# one day
this woman, will sue me out of existence, I'm sure of it :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# HUMMINAHUMMINAHUMMNINA
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# aaaiiee aaaaiieee!
:)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!
Brilliant :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# madness
and fab!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Top wobblage!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Am what she eats . . .
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Everything about that show is wrong
Especially the weird accented weird moustached dali paedo sports teacher.

But more especially the fact they tell kids to have fruit before sporting activities to give them energy. That's just a fucking lie.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# the fruit contains
speed, cocain, mdna and steroids. Fact
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# mdna
fuck new one on me
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Haha! aceness!
woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Upside down!!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# now that's a bit clever
woo
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Ooh lovely and surreal!
*click*
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *brain implodes*

(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Nicely nicely
i did one of those years ago... can't find it right now btu woo!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I have been to this place before.
Got a wallpaper-size version?
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# CFB was the source size.
Or not much bigger,if it was.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Shame.
It's awesome.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome!?!?
Ta!
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# AWESOME.
In the traditional sense of the word.
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Oooooh my neck . . .
it's worth it !
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I gape in awe at your cleverness, sir.
/ac, strangely...
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

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