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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I bet this took a while....
Woo...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahahaahah
that is clearly the face of a man trying to pass a spicy blockage
*win*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# :D
I think this every time I see the a KHAAAAAAAN post. Now my dream is a reality.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# "Spicy Blockage"
Haahahahaaaaa
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Gleeeeeee!



(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *sets phaser to spang*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# *weeps quietly*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Silly A Vagabond!
weep is not laugh uproariously!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# 'Full throttle Mr Sulu'
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I love this
Yes, yes I do
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Helloooooo
/Family Guy Sulu blog.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He invented the wheelie bin . . .
no wheelie!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# that's total rubbish
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I'm gonna make you regret
that (t)rash outburst!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Eyebrows ftw!
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] This one is at least ten years old, but I'm pretty sure it's never been posted here


In this scene (cut from the fourth season episode "The Gift") Ensign Boris consults with Seven of Nine regarding her dietary requirements.
Ensign Boris ,a native of the planet Jumji, graduated Starfleet academy in 2370 with a first-class honour in sandwich making. He was assigned to the Starship Voyager in 2371 shortly before it's disappearance.
Although his Degree in sandwich-making made him a more qualified chef than Neelix, his knowledge of bio-neural circuitry systems meant he was assigned to maintain the computer core. Although this was a much more vital area of the ship, it also meant he was rarely seen on-screen.
Try looking out for him on the bridge in the third season episode "Blood Fever".
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Interesting.
We shall have to compare notes.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I shall have to check up on ensign Boris from the fourth season episode "The Gift"
when I am finished with the annoyance of work
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Have a pikshure of the goodlie Mrs Vagabond:


I was going to put "Have Mrs Vagabond" but decided against it.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# have you cut her up and put her in a box?

edit: how rude of me: woo!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I would never do ANYTHING to hurt her.
You do know that, don't you?

I love it here.

I want to stay here for ever, and ever, and ever...!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, I think Spock likes her
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ergh...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ahahahaha!
dirty boy
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Fantastic!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Christ
That was one of the first pictures I saved from B3TA when I first joined! :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Nicely
although I think it'll be even better with only one blue tone
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# you dont have to have the solutions
you've got to understand the problem,
and don't go hoping for a miracle.
All this will fade away
so i'm coming home.

Or something
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Oh I quite like the cyan, I think it lifts it.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Maybe you're right though, I don't know

It's all a matter of taste
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# My taste is well known for being questionable.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# haha
I like this
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha
I too like this.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Bloody excellent.
Have a click.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Ha ha I like that!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Love it!
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Cue theremin...

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Oh bloody yes indeedy.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Morning Captain!
Horses are such useless shots, don't you think...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Much better they just stick to being a brilliant means of conveyance.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Yes.
I love good ride.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Long time?
Ten dorra?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ficky ficky
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# BEWARE!

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# OH MY
This is best of all the animals. Do want. Yes.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Crikey!
That's beautifully groomed.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# poivoit
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# BEWARE!

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# beautifil
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
[challenge entry] May i pea this in your thread?

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
This is ace too!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
ooh I say!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# put a pony on it scotty
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Got to love those old musicals...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Eh?
What's that doing there?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# pfft
;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# YES!
This is immense.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# This is fucking brill.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# bindun few times, once by me, but this has been done rather well!
Have a Woo for your troubles, and rather good lettering skillz!

*Edit* This was my version 4yrs ago when I'd just started to learn the art
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# me too



(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Woo...
To you! That is splendid sir!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] There you go...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Are yew lukin at my brar?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# They're all cats, Dave
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# What's all this catnip?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# That's great.
Especially the Kirk cat.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# he's just called the great omnicron of ugava a jesse
and doesn't give a fuck that ensign ricky gets the blame
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# What's wrong with being a Jessie?!


;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# he was specifically referring to jesse james
wheras the great omnicron of ugava is more of a wyatt earp fan
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# \o/
winnar!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
BRAW
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# aaaaaw
Killing cutely with hammers!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# this made me smile
splendid.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# yay!
go chump
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Where can I obtain one of those?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# argh!
keel eet!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Snarf! Snarf!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# SNARF!
this sodding hospital!!
i hate this fecking place!!
quick!
someone tell me it'll be ok....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# It'll be OK
/compulsive liar
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *mum-assures*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Even though I don't know the place, I know for a fact that it's going to be okay.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# it'll all be alr.... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# It will always be ok in one way or another.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Any situation in life can be redeemed
with a baseball bat
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] it's my first post, be nice!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Hippy Bathday
n0000b loloz0r
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# zomg!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# got a light?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost #4
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and repost #5
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Nice.
Both of them.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# *waits for kirk to wink at HAL*
*waits*

....


....


....

he's not going to is he
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yes, just wait a little longer
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# kirk doesn't wink
in jpegs
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# he's so awesome he can
wink where and how he likes
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# ok
*waits*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# merry b3ta birthmas.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Happy Birthday mate
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ning
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Nicely done
lovely textures!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# thank ya
i've been out snapping texture pics - i've got quite a few good ones now :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Oooh I love doing that.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i got some odd looks
taking photo's of stones and walls :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I always get that
bollocks to them, we're the artists.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yep
i agree :D

i put some of my pics up here - simonruddphotos.deviantart.com/

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Ooooh I shall have to go and look later.
Sorry, I am technically doing three things at once, if you count b3taing.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# woop
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Same here
Mentils
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# heheh
it is fun though! :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Mummy???
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:01, archived)
# yes son!
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# :)
Nice bit or work that....I refreshed and nearly crapped myself!!! :D

I thought they were coming for me again
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# You should see his scary stuff...
*hides*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hehehe
;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *looks at profile*
*fears*

WOW!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hehee
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Ah, just put the breakfast tray on the table please
;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# shall i
adjust your pillows??
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Hehe yes please
;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] A timeless ring of unknown origin.......
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# aaaaargh!
took me a moment
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# how?
it's as subtle as dogporn
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Gah!
Dirty mindpissing swine!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# yeah
I know, it's early and I am stupid.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Nope
too subtle for me...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# nicely done that, mate!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I really should save the hands as a pdf
but guess who forgot !
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Hahah!
You only do it once, but I think just about everyone who has tried to shop goatse has been there :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ahhh, it's nice to see the old fella
still gets a look in
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# /o/!
I wish I never knew why this is funny!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# if you haven't stared into the goatse
then you haven't lived
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# its the abyss.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# and only when you have reached the bottom
can you start to climb out
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
#
lived boked

Happy b3rthday!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Evidence of Klingons, Captain...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# winner so far
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# this deserves much wooing
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# aaaw
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Look father!
Water is leaking from her eyes!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I know now why you cry
but it's something I can never do...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure what came over me here?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hang on! i done made a graph!
is it my b3taday today? i'm hungover...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# six bloody years...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Not so New Matt now then
Have this
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# sweet
parrots in waistcoats...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Psstt...
Hippy Bird-Day
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You'll never get them back, you know

happy candleday
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)
# And a username to adequately reflect it!
Congrats sir, you've lov3d it really
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# YES IT IS!
That'll learn you for being hungover.

Happy b3taday!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Niceness came over you.
All over you.

Nice.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Pearoast from last night
But this time with animation!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *donns fire suit*
*readies hose*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Yays!
*peas from last night too*

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# You can get laid WHILST being a Star Trek fan, you know.
Actually, getting laid while it's on and still being allowed to watch it is AWESOME.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Even I ain't that much of a pervert
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I have explored the boundaries of many perversions
...but I must admit that watching tv whilst involved in sexings is not something that I would ever register as anything to do with the term.

Might I suggest you are thinking of 'fun' rather than 'pervert'?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# everyweek?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yeah yeah
I am aware of it. It was late and I was tired.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
# in any case
watching star trek is much more worthwhile than getting laid, which from chat-up to wet-spot is hassle all the way.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah a knew a few trekkies at Uni
They were at it left right and centre. People seem to think geeks are all male for some reason.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Sexings
Ur doin it rong
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Someone's been watching Scary Wig Man on Ideal World.....
Woo!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# who on what?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Scary Wig Man. Ideal World.
They have wig colour names like that.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I have no idea what Ideal world is
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Telly shopping.
Worthwhile for scary brunette lady who flashes her bra a lot. And talks about pretty much everything but the product.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# you watch a shopping channel?
you have too much spare time ;)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I flick onto there occasionally...
They do good deals on jewellery. My massive London topaz ring came from there and wasn't very expensive.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Ahhh "Leave Britney alone"
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Goat.
A goat.

1 (one) goat.

"There are no goats on this island."

"I have 14 (fourteen) goats."

"A goat is not from space."

"There are goats on many planets"

"No goats for me, thank you."
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Gowarn have a goat.
gowarn gowarn gowarn gowarn gowarn!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# "This goat is not a spastic!"
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Yep.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:41, archived)
# DUN DUN DUNDUN DUN DUN DUNDUN



(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and not a zwomp in sight


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *waves*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:52, archived)
# QUICK! HIDE THE PITCHARDS!!!
woo.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)
# YES!
PUT THEM OVER HERE UNDER THESE PILCHARDS!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)
# NOOOOO!
EVERYONE ONE KNOWS PUTTING PITCHARDS AND PILCHARDS TOGEATHER IS LIKE CROSSING THE STREAMS!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I HAVE SARDINES IF THAT HELPS?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:44, archived)
# YES
PUT THEM WITH THE SATDINES!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *huggles*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Yay!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I ATED THEM!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh how excellent!
I would like a floaty kitty.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'm not sure how
(or where) those cables are attached.

That may explain his expression.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hehehehe!
'ning Zakkles!


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Eh-oh!
Davio D'hatford!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

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