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# Last photo of the McCartneys together.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 24 or 23??
;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# boing!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# and i even gave you a get out
you're too honest.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# honest about what?
It was an offer. The picture clearly shows that it's 24.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# cunning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Surely he'll be grinning like a loon
and she'd have the face of a smacked badger while wearing a bin bag and claiming poverty.

How, in the name of Odin's Raven, will her daughter survive on £35k a year?!

Quick! Write a charity single and get z list slebs to sing on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# poor Macca
no-one ever taught him to write out numbers properly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha
I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# is paul
squeezing out a trump?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# boff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# eggy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Good to see they exchanged it in the pub across the road from me.
Same wallpaper. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# looks like highly-disciplined mildew to me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :D
you're on a roll today love
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# thanks
unfortunately I was concentrating on the rest and rushing so much that I completely fucked up the cheque-writing.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Shh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "Is this one George or Gracie"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i love you
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha you loon :)
noice!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Anus!
Beat me to it. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Oh my word.
I gape in awe at the all-round cleverness of this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Confound your immense talent!
*shakes fist*


I love you really x
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Awesome stuff Archie!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ha ha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# HAHAHA!
nicely!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] In. Spired.
My fave Trek movie, too.

Have a click and repost for your troubles:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yeeees!
Fantastic!


(and 100% real)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# but
is it george or gracie?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Most wonderful!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I do believe this wins the internet
Go you!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
The picture I was too lazy and talentless to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Pffft! and HAHAHAHAHA
Love it on all levels.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# He He
Woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# winar!
you are so clever I probably love you or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Much better
I was worried I'd have to do it myself after the sub-par first one, but you did much better than I could have done. Vurry lully.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 5:23, archived)
# very good
*og wishes he had the photoshop skillz*

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 23 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# End of the day paint doodle which isn't Shatner related
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Ah purdy!
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# aw lovely
orange is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Lovely
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Trouble with the Captain's log...
(jidler changed his name on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# is there a dalek just off shot?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# See the newsletter
for all your floaty turdy fact fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] New challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# shit on a chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# If you insist...
...nnnnng.

Eww.

Oh, well, anything for my art.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I got wild mushrooms growing in my yard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Excuse to pea from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# boredboredbored
(Youarenotshitashi, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# boredatwork
boredatwork
boredatwork


well, it worked for Beetlejuice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Pat Butcher
and Pob's dad

dunno who the guy in the middle is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Wallace's dad judging by the mouth
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Pat!


Pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# pwoar Pat
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# god...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# now at least I can die happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *ribbit*




that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Kirk does Rollins Band
(beardybeardbeard, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoaserisation (and a click for you!)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I like this particular split and would hate it if it was reversed
also, woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oh Henry
what HAVE you been doing to yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Cowardly Sugar type thing
(Youarenotshitashi, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *rubs nose with tail*
whatcha go and do that for?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Awwwwwww
Saddens me that his lion costume was made out of real lion....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# !

really?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# They didn't have fake fur in the thirties!
Everything was real!
Even attaching wings to monkeys, and throwing them of the roof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I know they only had real fur, but it could have been real fur from
other stuff, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# bees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# But only lions look like lions.
Unless you take a smaller similar animal, but you'd need lots of them, one costume -one lion.
It'll be sat in lion heaven thinking, I'm the only lion in a film,apart from those in tarzan , the bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# fuckers!

how many monkeys must they have gone through for the 'fly my pretties' scene just boggles the mind...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# They had limited takes for that one
London zoo caught on faster than they had anticipated...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Jahled must be pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Apparently so. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I'm coming over all emo this morning

):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *mum-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# poof
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
*checks*

you might have a point
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hammers.
fiery ones for preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# YOU'RE FURRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha.
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I second that!
hahaha2
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Hehe!
Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Yay!
Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Happy Easter.....
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hehe!
but my gut told you'll need to look at this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

just knocking it down to 280px wide will probably fix it, use that edit tab to post any modified version
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks
For the help...I've had loads of problems loading
gifs either tooooo big or small...same happened yest...I'm learning...:)
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# have '& Sullivan' help you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# that took me far to long
//prematurely senile
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# here ya go
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/risingchrist.gif

hit the edit tab, replace the url to yours with this.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Ok..
Hah easier said than done....HELP!...This may, take me sometime to do....Doh! :)
(Pablos got my crayons It was very much like the other cave only much sma, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# T tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# and no mistake
now do a trigonometree
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# or a pedant tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Full of b3tans!!!
THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I think you'll find that should be 'filled with b3tans'
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# yes
i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I was thinking about other trees to do.
Triggerwhatsit is probably out of my league!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# it was the first tree that came to mind
i don't have a clue what it means
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# a simple little something

following on from wasp box's earlier scoop.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7306954.stm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *blubs*
thats lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# That's lovely.
Top tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# His best line
was in Porridge - The Movie.
Mr Barraclough's nursing a pint in the Officers' bar, his wife having just left him.
"Oh, well - better to have loved and lost than to have had to spend the rest of my bloody life with her."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Jesus.
You had me worried then. I thought someone important like Carl Fogarty had died.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *weeps*
He was fantastic as Mr Barraclough, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# indeed he was
just need christopher biggins to die and it's a full house, well nearly i forgot, peter vaughan who to my surprise is still with us
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# i fuckin hate last of the summer wine.
but tis always a shame when old people die...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Typical
The sign says Foggy and the sun is shining bright.

In other news: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I just spotted Paul Scofield died
and thought it was the other one.

Now I'm dissapointed.

Nice picture, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# paul? or phillip?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Paul died
and I thought it was Phillip.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What's wrong with Phillip Schofield?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I'm as red-blooded
as they come but even I can see Pip is a sexy man in a cheeky way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Now see, I wouldn't.
But I do have many lovely memories of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Very many things.
His hair, his voice, his killing of Gordon the Gopher.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# There's a good chance I may be distantly related to Philip Schofield
I've never really been all that enthused about chasing it up though oddly enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# You must chase it up and turn up at his doorstep saying
"I am your long lost relative and I want to know what you did with Gordon the Gopher!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# He took some bad career advice from Richard Gere
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ace. I have a pea to roast in tribute...
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# bless him, and bless all you lovely lot too


/emotional
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# your're early
trouble sleeping?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# trouble sleeping = shit the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# he is getting on a bit now
not quite so agile.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# he needs a bed bar
they're great for hauling your carcass off the mattress of a morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# this is LIES!!!!!

/in a 20 yr old body blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *curtsey* Your Majesty!
nah, I'm up early to go to my boy's award ceremony. 'Best in show' or something. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# splendid stuff
make sure you get in 'that's my boy' at any given opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha will do!
that's some sound dad advice right there
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# RIP Brian Wilde...
Edit: But, looking on the bright side dark side, we'll now be inundated with old episodes of Last of the Summer Wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# i like yours more
bless ya
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# No.
Mine's just taking the piss...
Yours is really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *more blubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Yeah, but is that a good thing, though? Is it though?
Really, I mean - more reruns of old episodes of Last Of The Summer Wine - I mean - is that a good thing, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I thought they only made one episode
and then just showed that every sunday night for thirty years
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# just like Big Country singles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# And Oasis records.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# And episodes of Scrubs
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Good point.
Well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Wallace has to live forever.
It's in his Aardman contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# This!!!!!^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# lovely tribute sir!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# grand.
Can I get away with reposting this twice in an afternoon?

fuckit

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# at least it's out of my head



♪
WAKE ME UP
wake me up for pies
PIE ME UP
you know I love some pies
PIE MEEEEE
Wake me up when yooooooooou have got some piiiiiiiiiiies
♫


it's the evanescence chick by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Pffft!
Are they still god botherers?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# They never were
It was a misquote that has been held against them from both sides of the camp ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# That's a shame
It gave them a fair excuse for their absolute mediocrity. :)
Edit: Oh crap... she likes them... think of something... think of something...
...well... when I say mediocrity... I mean... ummm.... awww ratfarts
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# We're all entitled to our opinions!
It's fine that you disagree, it'd be pretty boring if we all had exactly the same interests
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Indeed!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just off to catalogue my donkey rape scat porn collection...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Would as long as she shushes.
Aww, she's got little chubby hands like me. Woo to pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i was wolken in the middle of the night
by her caterwalling on the tv at some live gig

my god she was awful
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# YOWL
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hehe
chubby hands
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yup
My hands are chubby like a little girls but suprisingly dextrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# TGMTFH!!!
Meat and potato always does...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# At least she's got her pinky out...
manners cost nothing..
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# It appears your latest quest is to put down my musical tastes where-ever possible
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hmm?
i like that song
i just always have those lyrics in my head when i hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I think Amy Lee is both beautiful AND talented
It's just striking me as odd that a few days ago I spotted your sig putting one of my favourite artists down, and now here's another one!

I have pretty eclectic musical tastes but only a few favourite artists, the odds are just against it tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# where's her other arm gone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# behind her back
i didn't remove anything from the original
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Wake me up when yooooooooou have got some piiiiiiiiiiies
Now I'm singing it and will sing it this way forevermore.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# YAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# He'd
probably tell you that you're doing it all wrong.
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Bloody heck
That's cured any funtimes tonight thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Make it so!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# ......engage.
WHOOOOOSH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Set phasers to kill
...err maybe not
Edit Fire a photon torpedo across her bow.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# obvious, but
photon spluff
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# "onanate" Shirley?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# he's gonna learn a thing
or two this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# His hand says no
but his eyes say YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ...and
he can see everything. You know everything.
(Doogie Talons, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# But it's too late.
He's seen everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i hope so
i might be able to make it last a bit longer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hA!
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Cheeky Pearoast.


why? ask billy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
chortle
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# BAD THOR!
Who's Billy?


EDIT: and where is everyone? Are you all hiding from me?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Cheese it!
It's Dave!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# billy, teen pop starlet who married that ginger bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] At first I was afraid!
Photobucket
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha I love
Khans drunken stare... You know he will never be able to read the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Chebs much?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hometime yet?
(Youarenotshitashi, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit! Red alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# haha
Beware!


/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# DON'T GO!
*Klings on*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *SPANG!*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BRAWTASTIC!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# are you absolutely sure, sir?
it does mean changing the bulb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Best
Line
EVARRRRR!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# no
best line ever: are you saying that vultures need time alone to put their feet up and read what carcass magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BE's AWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ned Generation
Possibly makes sense in West/Central Scotland, but prolly nowhere else
Click to enlarge

Usual cr@ppy editing ®manky-frankie ©1939-1945
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Romulan in the Gloaming?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done many times?
(jidler changed his name on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# captain, we seem to be receiving a bad pun. shall i answer with a spanging?
MAKE IT SO, NUMBER ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That tractor does not look that primitive?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)
# They're from the future.
Tractors have flashing lights in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It looks like a John Deere 6020 Series Utility Tractor.
Quite advanced for a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# PPhhhhhwwaaarrrrr....
Would

* You have got my greases going now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I used to like tractors
But now I'm a...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# a alien?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# You were right though...

www.JohnDeere.co.uk/Series6020

Phhwwwaaarrrr.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# nice try, squire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# No it wasn't.
Anyone who clicks a link from this guy deserves what they get.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# HaHaHaHa

I like you (clicks on Add Friend)

PS. What is she goina look like wiv a chimbley on her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's a slippery slope
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# squashed
and covered in a fine lyer of brick dust and soot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# A Cornish sportscar
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

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