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# Nod to Happy Toast for his input into this.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ooooooo
nice :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)
# One to set the video recorder for...

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
JethroHull
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No wonder...


... Brad dumped her.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D:D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Alternative Quality Control
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)
# i loooove you!!!11
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I would
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# sorry
i'm only attracted to animal ears and tails
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# do you find catflaps attractive?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)
# WHO DOESNT
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Colin Firth.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# oh god
oh god oh god OH GOD
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU?
No, really, WHO ARE YOU?

*stares, as if about to rape*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)
# OH GOD
OH GOD OH GOD
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)
# YAY CRUDE
Hello Hexyyyy
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# HELLO CLANSOUL
*gets elbow deep in your anal tract and shows no signs of stopping or slowing down*

how are you? Are you still ALL FUCKIN' YEAH!?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)
# does anyone genuinely care how long it took you to make something?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I was just referring to the Cthulhu at the top, actually, but yes they do.
I frequently get asked.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)
# people on deviantart, right?
deviantart is the worst community i've ever seen. and i've seen 4chan :C
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# People on and off deviantart.
Maybe you, personally, don't care, but others do and I wrote that there for those people. ^_^
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)
# *agrees*
with the exception of 12chan. Paedos and killers.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)
# that's more like it, lad
:-)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# :]
I am ClanSoul 2.0 - I updated my tolerance addon.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That's nice
and you have odd tits!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# It's not a photo, dear.
Shall I slow down? Is this all too much?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Could you patronise me a bit more please?
Subtleties are so lost on me.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)
# haha this is making me worry
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahah
what!?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I did it for you :)
*cough*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)
# "You see that.
That's your mum that is."
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I am not sure that this post has any redeeming features.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)
# RUN FOR THE HILLS
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's fucking scary, but leads me to say that
In Soviet Russia Squirrels bite dogs.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Wow
I do love the although scientists are sceptical line, not that I know much about squirrels; seems a bit extreme for them to jump from pine cones to a dog
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Yes, they were
In Dec 2005...
Strange how old stories resurface in "most read". "Man marries goat" is a popular one.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Oh FFS
so it was. The beeb really need to put a big fat warning on old news. I wouldn't have posted it if I'd known it was an old story... this is another, but it still makes me laugh every time I read it.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Best news story evar¬)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# To be fair
...all the old stories have old BBC News site layouts on- go back to the really old stuff and it's really clear.

Kinda interesting to see how the layout's evolved over the years, too.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Back in grad school
Iowa City (Iowa, USA) was full of black squirrels in some areas that some researcher had just let loose after an experiment. They were much more vicious than the grey, brown or fox squirrels.

Still, carnivorous?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# This reminds me of this
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hah!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I bet he's pistachioff'd about that

(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I walnut dignify that with a reply.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)
# How utterly bizarre.
Also: I like the notes you've added on the flickr picture.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Panthera tigris lupus
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# woof woof woof!
Nice work.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# He has snow on his nose :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Very nice!
How do Jahled?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# A roast in the oven smelling good
ale in the fridge, £135 richer for venturing a bit further than a quid on the National; though I think the bloke in the bookies gave me to much money (I put a tenner on Comply or die at 9/1 each way), and Doctor Who on the telly :)

and yourself good sir?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Life is grand for you then :)
Well I only got out of bed 2 hours ago, and I am now making meself some dinner. I think I am gonna attempt to make some home fried chicken! I completely missed the Grand National and didnt bet for the first time in years! Also, its the first time in years I havent been working in an office so I wasnt in a sweepstake. I did win it the last 2 years though. I think it was a couple of hundred quid both times! I think I earned a year off ;)

Dr Who? Pah, its not been as good since Sylvester McCoy left ;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Doctor Who took 'a break' from being watchable after Tom Baker in my humble view
which is why this time round seems so enjoyable
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Woo yay!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# great 'shop
you choose the loveliest animal photos.
tigers are one of the best things in the known universe
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# The lucky git has the greatest source archive :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Yes they are, much better than Lions


(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Oooh
I can almost see it's saliva, the lucky kitty
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# wow
he must be tiny
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)
# love it!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
And I'm eating a Lion bar, too.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I just spent about half an hour doing this on that stupid fucking graffiti program on Facebook
And closed the tab before I could send it..

Thank shit I took a screen shot, but I'm still pissing angry.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That's bloody lovely.
How talented.

Edit: right, I'm off, got people to go, places to see.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# But you don't know my address...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I'm going to just have to knock on all the doors then.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
# funky.
I insist you make a real one out of old tennis balls.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Actually, I haven't done papier mache for a while.
I might make one of these fellas if I get bored, and find a tennis ball :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# ACE
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I wouldn't knock your work
looking mighty fine and adorable from this monitor
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# The moral of the story?
Facebook is shit.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# :3
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Well I think that's just lovely!
Very atmospheric and strangely compelling!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)
# amy winehouse
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I like this.
Woo!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# That is wonderful :]
The same can't be said for the subject, however.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# she may be an irresposible tit interpersonally
but her voice is amazing.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# thiiiis this.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# To be honest, I'm not keen on her voice either.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I must concur with this
the style she seems to try and emulate is simply better as it was done before

Edit: Asha Puthli seems obvious ('Right down here')
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)
# yeah but the people who did it "before"
didn't sing about the kinds of things she sings about now.

i knew i was going to end up defending her when i started doing this pic! ho hum
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Like Pete, she is a muppet flirting with hard drugs in the public eye
which even if it is just an economic stunt to 'be cool' in the eyes of juvenile teenagers, is gravely irresponsible, given teenagers have a habit of taking their music idols far to seriously, and shaping their young lives about them

on an apparent junkie this worries me
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# LEAVE AMY ALONE....................
waaaaaggghhh sob sob boofuckinghoo!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You are brave man to work on her
has a hint of the cool though
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Nice work :D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# You've missed out the scabs on her face.....
Must try harder.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)
# *click*
loving this maybe a little too much - good job!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# OkelyDokely, neighborino!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# That's one hell of a moustache.
Woo!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Lordylord this is terrifying.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuck, nice work!
I'm off out in 5 minutes, just a flying visit while I quicky eat some sushi...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hello/goodbye :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Wotcher monkey.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# How are yooooou?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hungoooover
I think I may have been a bit of a drunkard on here last night, which is very unlike me.

You?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I am good :]
Scroll down a bit t osee the final version of my Kk vexel ;]
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I saw, it's very nice.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Thankyou!
The shadow had been bugging me intensely.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# *pouts*
*wants sushi*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:11, archived)
# yikes!
tache by reuters image processing dept?

:D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# They'll never know....
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That's creepy
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I really wish this was photoshopped...

...but it's not. Behold the glorious triumph of ASDA's own brand sweets:

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Love Hearts are dead.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Putting 'Mint' on one?
Blatant false advertising.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# *facepalm*
how horribly horrible.

btw is there anyone else here?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# b3ta froze methinks?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# OH NOES
WHERED I PUT THOzE UPLAOD COEDZ?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)
# did you shop that?
/did you take that?

lulz if it is

i just looked into it. fucking hell!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Read the subject of the original post
This may look like a photoshop, but it is not - I just bought the sweets and took a picture with my digital camera. If you go to ASDA and look at the sweet racks at the checkout, you'll see them for sale.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I did. but i thought "Fucking hell, that can't be real"
But it obviously is. and i am pleased you took the photo.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Hahah christ
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# how shit
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What I don't understand...
...is why people who are marketing sweets for chavs would include insults such as "chav", and more bizarrely, "chav sweets". It just makes no sense. Then of course there's the superb rendering of innit as "in it!"... This is possibly ASDA's finest hour.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# There's a few words our local chav youth use routinely that're missing,
Pacificly: Mosher, Knob'ead, Grasser, Paki, Nigga, Queer, Pigs, Happy Slap, Asbo...

Maybe that's more reality that they were goin for tho...?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody spam....


shirley bindun many many times....
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# If it has, I ain't seen it
I like it embiggenedly.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one!

Ning all!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha
YOU AM CLEVER LOL
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Hexyyyy. I just remade the trousers on this because they were bugging me.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Looks much better like that.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Yes,
surely the only way to improve it now would be to burn them.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# SHUSH
THEY ARE GREAT
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I think you mean FRESH
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# No, GREAT
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)
# i think you mean BANGIN
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I don't know whats going on.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)
# He wants to burn her trousers.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# But she needs them
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Nobody really
needs pants.
In fact, life can often be much better without pants...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I shall now demonstrate using the power of science, why people need TROUSERS.
no i won't. my TEA is ready.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# now i am back, but i still won't
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Aww :[
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Thanks :]
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)
# haha!
excellent :)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Hahah clever :D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# much lulz
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)
# smart
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# something about a
Teal Deer?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# The best kind of deer!
Oooh cheers all :)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# perfect
I might could recon this here is about the best post I done read today.
(, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Screw Teri Hatcher


Another really poor post. Do I care? No.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oh I get it. They're chavs.
People in third world countries are chavs.

Yeah.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Apparently so.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Friz U twat
Oh do fuck off.

Skanks, chavs, council scum, trailer trash, renecks, whatever. Just fuck off and bite me twat
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ...
*cough*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# LESBIANISM.
I'm back from Derby. Hello.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Hmm
Why have you got my mum as pic two?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)
# True story
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# oh i fucking hate that bint
*fucking hates*
*asplodes*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *rebuilds*
*uses as sex slave*
*one day gets attacked by a revolting army of peasants*
*TTKLR^K^^^66666^:^6$:YLHHhhhhhhhhHLG:^^^^^^:FLH:FH;;;;;;K&HG:JGH:::::::::::

GLK&&&&HTLfhg;jfgjl":::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# bums?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Bums!
hurray! Super Smash
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# #bums and binge drinking#
#binge drinking and bums#
Woo!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# RIS?
'splain it for Yanks?
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# she's a cheeky cockerney
i had to filename to get it,
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Frankly,
it's taking the piss to enter Ed 209 into the Grand National
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# arf!
the tongue makes this :P
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ozzy takes family back to brum
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Kelly's looking better.
(She's the one on the right, yes?)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I was sick
having to work so close with that image
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This makes Ozzy look more like Tommy Vance than ever before.
Nut Brown Ale.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Paws
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# He's shouting 'Gordon's alive!'
Also



80 peeps! Biggest bash in b3ta history!

Dear Lord what have I created?!!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# No, DIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!! Surely!?
:D
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Oh. you've been to my hostel then:P
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i dunno
in the good old days we had thousands at bashes...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# pfft
I remember the early ones, you're not pulling that one young fella mi laddo!
This is not the first account I've had blog:P
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# The 2003 Halloween bash
was so busy, there were simply way to many people for the venue. It was unpleasantly busy.

I think it was round about then that the 'official' B3ta bashes got to be too big for anyone to be bothered organising them.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I want proof dammit:P
And I recall that was due to the size of the venue:P
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# There had to be over 100 people there
The venue was small, but there was a bar downstairs too.

And it was bigger then the stairway hired for the easter bash that year.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# the 2003 easter bash
at that place in soho was ace, they had a capacity of 12...
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, and I can't even go.
You gits.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# This glees me
Might pursue this gambling lark :D

Think i'll go and get my winnings now..


(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Polariffic!
There's a lot of this going around.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Don't know what inspired this

So that's how they survive the cold.
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'm having a similar kinda day, very very random,


And unusually Quo/Meme obsessed...

*edit* Sorry, how rude of me, woo to your fire breathing cold bear! ;)
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# yay
Its Quo Day!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's some heartburn
he's eaten too many penguins
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Or...

You know what'd be funny Rick? If we gave this bear a vindaloo!
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Never venture down a dark alleyway by yourself
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hindsight is blind


Tbh, i don't really know where i was going with this, but I ran with it anyway
(, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

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