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# I don't know why these always take me so long to make
Understanding

Laziness, probably.

First

Second

Third
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Hah! Goodo.
*reads the others*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)
# These are nice!
Me likey
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] IN TEH FUTURE THERE WILLZ BE POKEMANZ LOL


Click for bigger (57KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahaha thats great
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# dr dyslexia?
EDIT : your sig lies, i was so full of gullible hope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# DUH BULBAZURS EYES IS RED DUMASS!!!1!!one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# STFU I PLAYED THE PORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION COS MY UNCLE WORKS IN JAPAN FOR SONY
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# ZOMG U IZ SUCH A LIAR I ARE REPORTIN YOU TO THE MODARATORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# STFU IM TELLIN DA TRUTH I GOT A PS3 BEFORE EVERY1 HERE ND EVERYTHIN
images.google.co.uk/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=ps3&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

THE ONE IN THERE I TOOK THAT PIC
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I CANT ARGUE WITH THAT, ITS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)
# 50% of people agree that 100% of people agree OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Memories

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# What babe?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# the babe with the voodoo
/or something
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The concept of the advert will be the same....


...with some minor changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# He's far too young :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# hahahahaha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)
# He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff
in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. In the first forty days a boy had been with him. But after forty days without a fish, the boy's parents had told him that he was salao, which is Spanish for The Nino.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Surely a proper chav granddad
would be about 36?
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] In the not too distant future
(woodpacker is eating too much cheese, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# fucking class
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# working class actually
targeted ad?
(tubeman trousers, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] In the distant year 2014. . .
(aden_nak, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Hummer: make your cock look even tinier by comparison
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] first post
(TheCrunch, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# ahhh
a thin slither of shit betwixt a split bap with a layer of chemically altered yellow plastic

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ooooh when you say it like that its bound to sound tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)
# sure is
when you are out in the car

and you need to buy fuel

and feel a bit peckish, hey, it's only a few quid extra

so you plonk it in the microwave and yay! a *passable feast while you drive

(passable in that it will pass through your tract and emerge with much the same consistency as when it went in)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)
# I'd eat it
for a £100 bet....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] yummy
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# reminds me
of that Richard Pryor sketch.. 'This is Africa 65 man, pure shit from the motherland!'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# KIIRRRKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)
# no-one going to woo this?
i will. woo.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# you only like 2 girls 1 cup
cos it has your mum and aunt in it and it reminds you of christmas
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)
# [hahah..
that is mighty!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)
# she should've gone private :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hahha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *Unlurks for Mr man thread*


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yay sausagebird!
and for cancer-ridden Kylies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# yes that's good news
...i forgot to renew my sausagebird domain name and some twat bought it to open a kid doodle website
www.sausagebird.com
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# bloody hell
hack the bastard! Alexei Shapiro must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# hahah I read that as "Helen Shapiro must die"
and I burst out laughing thinking "ooh topical"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Simply upload all your pictures to his site
along with the explanation you just gave, on each one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# SAVE KYLIE'S TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)
# with the TSB
(two sexy boobies)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I think she did
and they are on display in her Welsh Dresser next to the Royal Doulton plates.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Disturbing Disney
My friend Peter had a play; be gentle, he's new.
Our inspiration? Winehouse, McCann, & the seaside.



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(godbox 3rd best prostitute in London, after mum & sis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# something smells fishy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Would
But only because she's got that heroin chic going.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Why couldn't she have been the other kind of mermaid?
With the fish part on top, and the lady part on the bottom!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Didn't you watch that Disney video in the newsletter a few weeks back?
She still has her uses.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)
# In the event of an emergency my ass can be used as a flotation device.

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# "Our inspiration? Winehouse, McCann, & the seaside....
"...and a kilo of cheap coral"
also, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] mint?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I'd be most disconcerted if robots in my vicinity began chewing their nuts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# haha, oh dear :)
how goes the valiant quest, dear sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# It staggers on, limbs attached by mere nails and twine
shaking it's fist with vigour at the sky shouting "fuck you god! you rich tit"

and dying slowly in it's own fluids


so things are really on the up these days :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# My bot breath
smells like fermented saag aloo.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# mine always has a hint of basil
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Heh.
Clever
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# have I seen this before?
woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ill leave with this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Here comes Bod's anorexic sister...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# come on bod's rotating anorexic sister
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I like a moving target
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# plus there's the danger of the rotation causing a momentum reflection
:D

oh yeah, bukkake roulette!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# That's how they make woodchip wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# is there a vaccuum pump and special drying aparatus utilised also?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Yes.
Yes, I believe there is.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# excellent :D
I look forward to reading the monthly industry newsletter for this activity
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# whoooaaaaa fuck
Is that spinning clockwise or anticlockwise?

I stared for a moment and had it doing both.
made my brain go all wobbly and got the "4 dimensional" feeling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
# arg.. don't start that
people will concentrate and end up with funny brains
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Sorry mate that's what it did to me...
I sort of love/hate that feeling. It makes me think weird for about 5 minutes afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)
# arg, shit
now I'm doing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# it's just
gently oscillating side to side for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Get out of the hammock and take another look
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)
# but what about the picture?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)
# oh the picture?!
sorry, my mind was elswhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
# doesn't animate for me
safari embedded browser

but it does make me want to shout:
Sweep the leg johnny!!!

so muchos woos
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I feel sick just looking at her.


I would have included her downs-syndrome affected boyfriend in there, but a lying dosser and a paedo in a single picture breaks the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)
#
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# She looks like my pal's brother's minker girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# 1. Steal a story line from Shameless *check*
2. Try a sob story on t.v *check*
3. Try blag some money from the McCanns *check*

4. profit....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Dewsbury cop shop
was thick with photographers and outside broadcast vans this afternoon. All the chavs were hanging around by Asda, weighing up the pros and cons of twocking an expensive Nikon right by the blue lamps.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)
# haaha and who says the kids of today don't have any initiative
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# and apparently,,,
She is a heartless fat minger as well - FACT!*

* so my mate in the pub said


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# your mate is indeed wise :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Perhaps I wasn't too far from the truth


When I entered this in an old image challenge ;]
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)
# haha
the moral of the story is

lol

:D



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)
# YES
I remember you posting this - I thought at the time that something dodgy was going on
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)
# from now on, she'll be losing her kids in the county jail!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Meanwhile, BBC treading very lightly with the MacCanns.. nothing to do with them sueing the Express, I'm sure...
"Just two normal people, intelligent and attractive, but whose world was turned upside down one night last May. "
FFS!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7340877.stm

(londoner, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# move along, there is nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# HAIL ERIS!


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I miss Professor Fnord

*remembers the good ol' days*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# He's been around
recently, I think. I once gave him a lift from Supermoore's house to catch a bus. He missed the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)
# arf! :)

poor fnord
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)
# would
/ac
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# why are these never in the adverts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
#
"..because only in endless consumption will you escape the amorphous threat of the invisible fnords."
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# well, that explains it completely
care for a chocolate biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Yes.
*adjust pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ZOMG!!1ONE1
Giant poloar bear on iceberg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Did you get an email from Nuts? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hehehe, yup :)
they've put me through for last weeks image and the two from this week,
and I also got the big email this morning to everyone :)
Looks good, and a great result all round for everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# peace at last...peace at last!

*throws street party* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
*puts up bunting*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# damn you clever satirist types
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ohhhhh......
.....warravimissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)
# £50 an image, and star image getting £100
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Victory :D
About time peeps got some decent recognition :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)
# but what about us folks that are too shit for nuts & zoo?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I woudl say there's still the daily and sunday sport,
but considering David Sullivan is currently in the shit over Birmingham FC, there may not be much longer :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I had one in Zoo once....
...was a bit crap too.

I was awarded an email at the time. I got the family to sit around our table and discuss my new found wealth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Excellent!
You around for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# for a little while longer squire, aye :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I'll gaz you then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I shall be a'waitin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)
# clever
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)
# aw...
this makes me rather sad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I like.
Poor fella.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Furtive repost
(Westude, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Have now downloaded Animation Shop at work...
gives me something , erm, 'constructive' to do in lunchtime.

Who invented the Multi Function Device?



On the other hand as it's work it has to be smut-free or this might have turned out a bit 'fleshier'....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Orlando Bloom wooden? Surely not!

Bollocks. I forgot his hands and I can't be arsed now.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I think there's probably a fair few girlies her that wood:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)
# !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)
# my favorite film moment ever is when
orlando bloom falls backwards out of a helicopter in black hawk down.

i laughed my arse off and annoyed everyone else in the cinema
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# in a completely unrelated reply, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MYSPACE! :O :O
(but not if you're epileptic. or human.)

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=10133863
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Cunt. My speakers were turned up!
Hehehe.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# shit, i didn't even realise there WAS music! :O
what is it? *fears to go back, is at work*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)
# arrrrgggghhhhhhhh
once the 'music' kicks in; you die!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)
# my goodness, thats some shit music
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)
# god almighty
I think that's on the playlist at Guantanamo...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)
# blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
this is why I want to stab most myspazz pages in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Orlando bumped into my fiance
Just after she disembarked from a plane in Heathrow. He complimented her on her hat.

Apparently he is a lot smaller than she expected and he thinks complimenting someone's clothing when walking into them is as good as an apology.

But it is a very nice hat.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)
# did she kick the shit out of him
as that would be a really funny end to the tale

(if she didn't, can you say that she did, because it would be a really funny end to the tale)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)
# racist!!!

lived in Brum for 2 years so I am allowed....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I'm at New Street Station?
You'd think there'd be more concrete and less bedroomyness.

Hello RWH :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hi IVV
nice to see you duckling x
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# And yet again!
Just spat my tea on the keyboard
Very very funny!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)
# i've broken two keyboards by spilling my tea on them because of b3ta
you lot owe me two keyboards!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I apologise for your keyboard damage
have a free Keyboard Voucher

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(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Doh!
Not lived there long enough then!

That is a Black Country way of speaking, not a Brummie way.

They talk like that in West Bromwich, Dudley, Tipton etc.

The birmingham accent is totally different.

Just saying;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Mind you I lived in Cheshire for a year and can't do Manc...
doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I take your point...
I should have done the Black Country Museum, Dudley Castle etc.

sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

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