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(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

MEGA-RIS!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian if he could borrow a book on Suicide

She said "Fuck off, you won't bring it back"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

i
s

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

pffftt.....

WH40K FTW!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

spam ads still a problem in the 1980s future...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Michael Barrymore

in the 2nd to last frame?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

pissing on my mind...

;)

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Pfft. Actually that'll be Commander Nathan Spring of the International Space Police Force

but you already knew that of course.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Yeah, of course I did.

I didnt recognise some character from Star Trek/Wars earlier and got shouted at but I knew that one ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

Michael Barrymore?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

pissing on my mind...

;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

pissing in the wind

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

MY MIND!

It's unraveling so early.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Thats fuckin brilliant!

Reminds me of Demons & Angels
"I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life. And ...then I'm going to have you."

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Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Barrymore!!!

did u know Barrymore's favourite Dire Straits song is "Fisting By The Pool" (sorry it's a very old joke)

And another thing - does he say to his boyfriend "Top, Middle or Bottom"

I'm so very very very sorry

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

Michael Barrymore?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

2nd frame, a balding Clarkson?
3rd frame, Ian Beale?

(hotrodzombie, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Class

I salute you for a) giving me a good laugh and b) reminding me of a good series from the 1980s.

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

Dewback Rodeo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Yee-haw!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

RAPE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hahah

add some saddle bags and stuff, then sell the idea to George Lucas as Star Wars Buckaroo

But make sure you hold back the rights for Tauntaun edition, Jabba edition, Special edition, Prequel edition etc etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Yippi-ki-YAY!

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

ride'um

cowboy!

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

Privateer

Sketch of a Ketch, decided the other week to draw a privateer after hearing 'Barrett's Privateers' by Stan Rogers
After listening to the song again, it was at once apparent that the vessel in question was a sloop, not a gaff-rigged ketch. Still going to finish it though

The image is about A4 and will have the hull as well, just wanted to show someone before I carried on with it

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Uh-oh, progress report! :P

Nice drawink!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

do you think I should colour it?

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

If you like. Depends what the finshed version looks like.

Do two, one coloured and one not. The advantages of digital.
:D

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

I thought I might do it in the same style as

this

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Also, the pics in your profile are class!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

cheers

pixel goatse is a personal fave

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

...sketch?!

It's lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Mast-erful

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

That's grand!

Is that drawn with a drawing board or sacrificing virgins to Satan?

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Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

its drawn with a mouse

I can't afford a tablet

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Wowzers, it's even better now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Christ on a bike!

I have really got to buy more talented mice to work my computer.

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Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

my mouse is 7 years old

edit: on a serious note - I'm getting paid £300 quid more than usual for a project I did and I was planning on buying a tablet - if anyone on here knows a good place to get them please Gaz me

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Depends on size, really.

I got a refurbished one straight from Wacom for a good price. Have a gander at their site in the used section.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

I can't make head nor tail of their site

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

The sites changed since I last used it but here's a link to the used section

www.wacom-shop.net/cgi-bin/wacom.storefront/47ff8b9e0052a77a273f4ddcef2606ec/Catalog/1020

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

I presonally wouldn't bother with anything over the A5 sized ones.

The large ones are just too unwieldy and unnatural to use.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

are you having a laugh?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Not a fan of Stan Rogers?

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Sloops is ace.

Nice & quick with a shallow draught for pissing off the Excise boys by fucking off up inlets and suchlike.

Good call.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Stan Rogers is brilliant

and so is this sketch :)

/goes off to listen to Northwest Passage.

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

A sketch ...

of a ketch? Did you use Coracle Draw? Now do a gaffrigger!

oh it is gaff-rigged. I just wanted to say frigger...

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

illustrator

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WormuIus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

ah...

I actually asked just to make a lame pun, but cheers for the info.

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

piss-poor grandmaster flash gordon

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

And this is what Paint was invented for!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

amen!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

have a flash gordon brown too

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

I'll see your flash gordon

and raise a ming the merciless

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

slightly obscure bandwagonism

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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)

oh, go on, then...

I'm being satirical, I'm not really joining in. Honest.

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

I declare this the wagonwinner

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Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8276945

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

aha!

you probably had the right idea not bothering to actually make it... ;)

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

Great.

Now shop a bra on him.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Debbie Harry Redknapp

Poor photoshops skills, but you get the idea

(jaay, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

stop

If you've got loads post them as replies in the George Michael Jackson thread

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

HAMMERZEIT.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hammer Time

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play

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Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Great

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Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Boom! Shake the room!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

whoa there spunky

give peas a chance

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Blurgh!

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TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

sheee biiiooootifull.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

I feel like humping my face.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

George Michael Jackson

I was having a (drunken) conversation about people that have first names for surnames and whether we could make one person from two celebrity names...

(jaay, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

I'm glad

but I think you've just created Gary Glitter

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

haha, nice

there was an image challenge ages ago that did exactly this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

So you can tell I'm a noob :)

James Dean Gaffney was horrific!

(jaay, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

haha

anything dean gaffney is horrific

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

looks like my ex's aunt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

i think you probably could

Elton John Humphries

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

Sort of but not

Jennifer Love James Hewitt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Jennifer Jason Leigh Harvey Oswald Cobblepot

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Fuuuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

that's wrong

you're wrong

by the way, I spoke to tsattssssssrrrrr, we decided he gets tops and i get tails.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Yes it is

I am but you love it

Why don't I get to decide?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

because you are subservient

we can reverse the roles next time and he can be the bitch.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Oh only some of the time.

I might decide you're the bitch halfway through. Then what, eh, batman?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

you can have tails

I like tsssatttsssrrr but i don't think i want to be buggered by him. Not necessarily.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

But you want me to bugger you?

Oh I see.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Aviatrix.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Very nice.

I agree with cr3, good hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Very nice!

Needs more Denizens though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Very nice use of colour

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

I like that :)

partly because she has her clothes on and hasn't got boobs like giant wet beanbags

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

I'll mildly second this motion.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Thirded!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

You'll like the project she's from then :)

Pulp adventure stuff.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

nice shot, needs more motion blur though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I try not to use stuff like that.

Works in a one-shot pin-up, or on a cover, but for interior art it stands out too much because of the toony style I use.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

fair enough :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

I say!

I am looking forward to this little project.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

It's a ways off from being finished.

But when it is, rest assured: I'll be making it known :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

that's really awesome

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

This is good.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Incidentally I have just been reading a book about sky pirates.

This is sort of a bit like what I imagined them to look like. Although she doesn't have a fake metal hook or a varnished leg.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

very nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Yes!

*likes*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

Hahaha!

Aw, he's so happy to be flying!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

hehe, at first glance, I thought he was rugby ball flying through the air

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

you're doing it wrong.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

It's nice and all

But we need more Chloe time.
She brightens my day right up.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ha ha ha!

If more bandwagons mean more you, then they must be a good thing :)

Edit: Also, Stephen Fry is on Whose line is it anyway now :) Woot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

^this.

I love you Fanj.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

needs more cheese

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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

Needs more Chair-face!

woo

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Bigger (540k)
www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/shark_on_segway.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

That is epic

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Jeez!

Nice work :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

YAY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

OH HELLO, YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Wotcher.

I'm ILL.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Oh, honey :( What's up?

I rolled over last night and hit my hand on the wall and it bled everywhere.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Ouuuuch poor you.

I'm tumbly ill. I go bleeeurgh at work. And I won't tell you the other stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Oww oww oww oww oww. If I could grip a pen I'd draw you something lovely now.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Ohhh you poor thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

Haha, not really. I've learned my lesson. A night in a prison cell has put me off.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Does wonders.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Oh my!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

SHARKONASEGWAY!

No bridge, no helicopter, fake

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

wheeee...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yes!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

THIS HAS LITTLE SCIENCE. HE IS NOT EMITTING RADIATION. I SHOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE SCIENCE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

That's lovely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

hahahaha!

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

haha

"Sharks remake Vanishing Point shocker"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

haha! Brilliant!

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Now

there's something you don't see every day :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Bootiful!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Feck it.

Might as well have a go at the bandwagon.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

this

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Arf!

SHOW US YOUR ANKLES YOU SLAG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Ha!

That's funny!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

funny & not too far from the truth...

...they actually allow bra adverts ere. except its a picture of a woman looking at a bra. so, slap one under the text and voila!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

I like looking at ladies' bras, too.

Can anyone tell if my translation is OK? Some of you MI6 / CIA lurkers must be able to tell me - and this might be a good excuse to say "hello".

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

i've had her

..I think...

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

he he

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

Isn't it a woman?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

where are the protesters when you really need them?

another untenable cliché posted here...

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

NSFW! ;)

Arf! Nice job!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

NSFW? what you mean?

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Just referring to earlier.

Im only pulling your plonker ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

yeah i know, i just wanted to post this picture.

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Yummy kittins.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Aww

lookatthecutelittlekittiesIjustwannahugthem!

Well shopped.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

'Noon all!

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

caw

tis good

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

wow

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

That took surprisingly long.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

That's fab.

You're improving by the day!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

Cool!

Sorry to TJ - The BBC have done it again with regards to Mark Speight.

unshopped - img170.imageshack.us/img170/5054/whereishesx7.gif

EDIT: Oh, they fixed it.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/default.stm

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Is he smoking a pipe?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

That's amazing.

You know, you'd think they'd have a photo of Speight as he did work for them.

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Needs more 'feather'

;)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

no, really

hahahhahahha :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

Wow!

*tears up bread*
*throws infront of crow*

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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

gah, bollocks to you all, if he's posting this for the third time, I'm peaing too ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

I've already got a neverending source of noise which is constantly shouting right in my eardrum.

They are called children.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Oh I likes!

Hiii

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Oh hai!

How are you, ma'am?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Cor

That's flipping good

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

Thanks sir!

I am rather pleased with it.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Goddamn awesome

*click*
I like this style.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

...

*runs, hides, wanks*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Its been done ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

D'oh!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Its ok,

I love a bandwagon and countless binduns as much as the next guy.

*spangs ww*

;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

She seems pleased.

They must be the droids she was looking for.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

R2Dcup

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Oh bravo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

thanks for the support

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

*cups*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

BOSOMS

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hooray! \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

*does the bosom dance

*tits rain down upon the village

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Suprisingly painful when coming from that high up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

and not as thirst quenching as rain

i'm begining to regret the idea

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Can we go inside?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yes

step into my teepee

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Ooooh triangular.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

and tent aint bad either

baddum tsh!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Conical!

*shakes fist*

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Oh come on.

I don't even have to try with that one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

That makes two of us then.

*ba dum tish*

It's funny because I am implying you are loose.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

double hander?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

You'd have to try.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

*flexes wrists

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

But

he's not so happy...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahaha

jesyus!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Excellent!

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Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

I love that according to the man behind him

Alec Guinness has a vagina.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Surpirise Barracuda!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

oh lordy

big officelol

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Lols

He's been sitting on that cold sand again...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

haha

you made this thread worthwhile there!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

:D ahthangyew.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

This thread just peaked right there.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

You're buttering me up, why?

Well, thank you.

Oh that's a lovely cake, thank you very much.

Oooh and a tenner? Thank you!

But I don't want to get in the bag. Where are we going?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

...I always forget the mouth gag.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Why is that old man counting out twenties and smiling at me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Honestly mate, she doesn't usually talk this much.

I'll tell you what, I'll knock £30 off.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hang on.

Is that Carol Thatcher's corpse?

Yaaaaay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Wandbagon!

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The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

The boys I know from Harrow don't look like that.

Hang on, that is Harrow in the Hill though. Ara On theeiww, as they call it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

What boys do you know

and what are you doing with them? why are they disappearing

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The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Lots

Many things
Not a clue, officer. I haven't been fuckmurdering them or anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

you dirty motherfather

killing dem boyz

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The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Ohhhh my what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

PUBLIC SCHOOL!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrow_School

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

I only know utter chavs from Harrow.

Blame college for that one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Why? You're right here.

And you're a significantly easier scapegoat than a nebulous social construct such as an education system.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

I'm only here electronically.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

Where are their hats?!

I know for a fact they get six of the best on a bare bum if they wander around in public without their hats!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

its deliberate they want a spanking

from the prefects

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The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

My first attempt at 'animating' a still image...

Comments (good & bad) appreciated, thanks.
*edit* Thanks, for all the advice. It's really useful, and definitely much appreciated. Can't wait to start my next one!..

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

CORNETTO!

Edit: It is a nice effort, but maybe a few more frames so that it looks smoother?

I think also having everyone moving together might make it look smoother too. It looks almost like they are on clockwork rather than real if you know what I mean....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Yeah, I agree...

...more frames would be better.
How's this for the movement?..

Thanks.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

That is already looking better!

Nice work!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

needs more up-tempo catchy beat

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Its not Hip Hop!

Its Electro.

Prick ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hahahaha

would work better speeded up maybe?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Done!

Just edited post. Thanks.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Ha, I meant more like this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Ah, I see!..

It's like the East 17 video for 'House of Love'. Old skool!..

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

Arf!

The fact you knew that is worrying me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

I didn't mind 'em!

Mind you, running yourself over is another thing - no matter how 'messed up' you are. 17 in one night, apparently...

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

so are they all wanking or what?

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

AAAAAggggggHHH!

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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

Stop messing with my perceptuals you!

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Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

once it was still and now it moves

therefore it is a success.
they'll be no stopping you now.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Dont stop him nooow!

He's having such a good time!

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

I want this with as a backing for a clock

tick tick tick tick etc

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

^this

with a cuckoo on it!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Except instead of a cuckoo

a severed head comes out and goes 'meeeeuuuurgh' at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

that must exist!

*ebays*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

it reminds me of my chairman mao watch.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

kvedja, Thor.

That's not the right letters but sod it, I googled 'greetings' in old norse for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

I feel sea sick.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Spicy!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

a suggestion maybe

when you rotate, put the axis at the bottom of the figure, not at the centre. The brown guy really looks like he's ticking. Otherwise is good.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

thanks a phucking million dad

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7340692.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Nice!

although, I love that song and would think of that as a great gift!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

HOW can you like that song?

Ohhhh my.

I did, once. But not anymore. Too many times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Well you should support Charlton Athletic then....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

That's spooky!

I actually hated the song as a kid, but going to a couple of Addicks games with a friend made me appreciate it.
*clears throat* 'Valley, Floyd Road! The mist rolling in from the Thames, etc...'

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

My desire! Is always to be found at Valley Floyd Road!

Many Miles have I travelled! Many miles have I seen! Following Charlton my favourite team! Many hours have I spent in the covered end choir! Singing Valley Floyd Road! My Only Desire!

SO you local then?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Arf

Although looks like a nasty broken wrist he's got there...

I was wanting to do something along the lines of Prince William 'flying solo', but lacked the skillzorz

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

it's a genetic fault, years of inbreeding

sauce:
uk.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUKL1166505920080411

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

What?

Jeremy Beadle fathered William? And then killed Diana and Dodi! And then was killed by the MI6!

*writes letter to the daily mail*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

Why does that photo of Prince Charles in the bbc article look so unnerved?

Like a man has just opened their trenchcoat and suddenly started approaching him with a burgeoning erection.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

hahaha!

and a bucket of KFC spicy wings?

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

oooh

very swarve

(Nukey, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

^that wasn't

it's 'suave'

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

unless it's swarved

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

Really doubt he meant it in that context...

Although I guess there's no particular reason why not!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

yes

very swarf!
;)

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Products will have more fitting names and all be built in Asia

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sinisterduck, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

lol racism

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

roffle

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

whats a toap? haha

(Nukey, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

text on a picture

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

The Original...

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

lol racism

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Tut-tut!

*stops making the "yellow boys" version*

:)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

those eyes...

look suspiciously, ahem...vulval.

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enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

I was going to do that with this as the source, but thought better of it.

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Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

CASUAL RACISM HOUR!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

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