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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

Sort it out, son.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

My son is dead.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Yeah, sorry about that. I'm not great at reversing. On a plus though, I only disabled the cat.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

I'm just a LOVE MACHINE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

It's all a bit redex
Edit :

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Halk, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

I can't speak French.

ooh.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:32, archived)

Not working for me.

Also FUCKING DIE GIRLS ALOUD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)

NO. *saves them*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

*shits in a bomb and detonates it in their vicinity just for I Don't Speak French or whatever that was called*

*then shits on their carcasses as payback for the rest of the discography*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

Atta boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

Oh :(

I still would though.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

only two of them

and then only with a cast-iron spike.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

I have balls of steel.

/Duke Nukem

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

oh, ok then. you're allowed

as long as you come like a bolt-gun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)

I'm like a minigun, baby.

OH SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

You need more practise with your German.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

Why? I know 4 fluent men.

Half of which are called Dave.

Sorry, five, forgot one. 4 men, one woman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:18, archived)

FUCKING THE GIRLS ALOUD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)

You can if you like.

I can think of better corpses to plunge my forearms into ta very much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

*smiles*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)

You're way higher on the list than girls aloud or corpses.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:24, archived)

That's so sweet of you.

I have to cancel coming to London now. I'm afraid I'm too scared.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)

Tish pshaw I'm so not threatening.

Ask Riverghost. Or Dixon. I'm small and suprisingly nice. And also suprisingly shy, although I may not appear it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:27, archived)

Well then I'll shake you hand and hide. Deal?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:29, archived)

WUSS.

Alright then. Do I owe you a drink?

Well that's a silly question to ask.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

I AM NOT WUSS :(

And of course you do. DUHHHHRRRRRRR.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

Actually I might not be all that short.

I might wear my new cuban heels.

Girly thing to say, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:36, archived)

I. Also. May.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:39, archived)

Awesome.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:44, archived)

plunging her hands into your corpse is just her being friendly

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:30, archived)

Splishy splashy *tugs at intestines happily*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:31, archived)

I aww'd.

I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT FILM TO WATCH.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:33, archived)

What's it between?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:35, archived)

My legs.

Erm. The Illusionist or whatever else I can find in my cupboard :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:38, archived)

I've not seen that.

The Prestige is good though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:42, archived)

You're the one that said it, not me.

I don't even know who they are.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

Also not working.

*buggers off to watch Star Trek on BBC2*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

JUMP!

For ma love.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

I BET THIS IS WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS BANNED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

My cunt is yours.

CONSUME IT.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)

TICKLISH BUTT PROBLEMS?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:40, archived)

Mebbe.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:53, archived)

boak!

EDIT: You're all a shower of Phoneticist cunts!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

this doesn't work for me

because i pronounce the "oo" in "Moore" properly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

That

statement directly contradicts your sig tag ;)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

What?....

You're disputing the pronunctiation of Moore.....but not came?

Are you quite sound of mind sir?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha obviously not

*rubs eyes*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

I pronounce "Wise" as "WEEEEEEEEZ"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

That's

smoking for ya :)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Pffft!

Spunky!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

I pronounce Show like Cow sorry.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

oh dear! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

Please

can you help help a Pink Floyd fan ?

story: setting up a friend's dad with his first pc
any recommedations for some good hi-res Floyd-y wallpapers?

I've searched about for too long
apparently he likes horses too

karmic bonuses for useful replies

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

I like this, but I don't know if it's high res enough or whatever.

www.btinternet.com/~digital.wallpapers/desktops/pink_floyd_001.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:43, archived)

thanks

that's what I've been using so far, making it into something a bit more for 1600 as couldn't find it any bigger than 1024 yet
just shouldn't re-invent the wheel at this time of night :)

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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:49, archived)

Ah right, so fucking massive then.

www.roard.com/screenshots/AnimalsFactory1.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:50, archived)

See the one painted like bricks I can ~~bare~~ endure, but seeing women's backs painted like that makes me want to brush them abrasively with wirebrushes and domestos.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:53, archived)

i only get that if i see girls with arse-antlers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)

I can only shudder to think where the second protrusion would come from....

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

arse-antlers

tattoo.about.com/library/graphics/julieback.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

Yes, they are quite horrible.

I think possibly even more so that they are symmetrical, that's just sort of makes them look unnatural and weird looking.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

GRROOOOOOOOO!

/stag impression

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)

BANG!

/hunting rifle impression

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

*In fucking stiches at this conversation*

Cheers lads, best laugh I've had all week.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)

My cousin's hubby has on of them framed in the house.

Looks fucking class and I might get one myself.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

I hate to say it, but perhaps ask /wg/ over at 4Chan?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)

why do you hate every website you're part of D:<

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Shada, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:47, archived)

I'm a jerk?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:52, archived)

hey.

The jerk shop called. They are out of YOU! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:54, archived)

Hello.

No shops run out of me. Damnit, nobody wants my product.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)

But it's seventeen ninety nine!

I don't know why the words.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)

FINE, but you better be awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)

This isn't just captain.

This is M&S captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)

The anagram too obvious and frequent a one for you?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)

Not tonight, I'm in my jimjams.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

You're going to dribble sauce on yourself and talk in a sexy voice?

COOL.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)

DRIZZLE!

Otherwise it sounds like she has an inadequate mental capacity to consciously control her chewing actions.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)

yes, definitely drizzled

that's a fine mind you have there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

So I do.

It has been chiselled to perfection due to my long hours spents staring at my reflection, waiting until he makes the move....he does not frighten me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:11, archived)

It'd still probably be sexygood.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

i think that goes without saying.

... fine Scottish oyster sauce, drizzled lovingly over two sumptuous baps

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)

Fuck it, you win.

I'm not going to beat that tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)

you'll have to if you want your oyster sauce, bitch

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)

Is this what it's like in China?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)

I don't know

you're digressing. stick with the erotica, it's got me hard.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)

Love, I could read out the phone book

and it'd have the same effect.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:20, archived)

SOMEONE BOUGHT ME?

About fucking time. Who was it?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)

This ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)

did i mention i had this

a small penis and uncle peter giving it

(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)

It's a beauty!

IT'S A BEAUTY!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)

its a

its a fucking beauty! lol

(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)

Can you smell onion?

No...
*holds an onion right up to nose*
Not even if it's really close?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)

donkey!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)

Cheers Jahled

but this just had to be done!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

That's fucking horrible

Lose the lines.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

i didn't put the lines in

see www.b3ta.com/board/8278378 for original :)
edit : Mr E why do you keep changing your name so? your user id gives it away...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

Then you should've posted it as the original size (200px) or a multiple of that, else it'll look nasty.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:00, archived)

how's that?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE. D:<

I shall not let you win.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

win what?

:( thats not very nice

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

Lalalalalalaalalalalala.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

do you have a version of this without the lines.

it gives me headpain

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

ask Jahled if he does...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

YOU ASK THE CUNT

I HATE THAT BASTARD

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

o0 handbags at 50 paces!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:03, archived)

Yes, I do.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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mongychops, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

I'm deaf, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????!!!!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

who?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:23, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)

*Now for a brief intermission*

I can break iron rods with my anus.
*End of intermission*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)

eh?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)

WILLYCATCH AND COUNTER.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

It's all in the reflexes.

(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

Better

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

anyways mr E 333 and whatever your calling yourself today...

and everyone else on b3ta
goodnight and have a happy weekend :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

Cunt

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

where?

oh you mean you? gotcha

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

Jizmidget

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

stop chaning your name!

sheesh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

stop changin your shame

bleeesh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:14, archived)

oh fo shame

hey look over there

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

wha?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:24, archived)

nighty night, skugly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

o0 icon!

well done!
G'nite miss
edit : i just noticed, thats not a louse is it? its an otter - oops

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

Oh yes! ^

An icon. AREN'T WE TEH SWISHY WISHY THESE DAYS.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

yes.

yes we are.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

*harks*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

CDC time!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:15, archived)

Yay!

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1181242166/cdcattack.gif"]
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1181241976/lastcdc.gif
eek bandwidth... *links other two*

Righty i'm orf! tata!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

*rides in late*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)

Hmmm.

It is a pity we can't animate these little fellas.

Anyway, I'm sure has bindun a million times. I'm tired and grumpy. Some cunt in Cambridge has stolen my identity, fucked my credit card and destroyed my credit rating.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

a small umbrella?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:58, archived)

A wee ghostie

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:08, archived)

wee ghosts?

why did nobody tell me about wee ghosts???
*checks toilet for ectoplasm*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

That isn't ectoplasm

That is a drippy discharge.
You need your urethra cleansing.

(or is that just my toilet/urethra?)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:16, archived)

Actually, I think it is just mine

I have no idea what i am talking about now.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

nor have i

although i have been peeing blue lately

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:20, archived)

start the day right

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

WOW THE FUTURE IS VERY CONFUSING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

ARE YOU IN THE FUTURE?

IS IT AS HOVERSTUFF COOL AS I IMAGINE?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

I REMEMBER REPLYING TO THIS IN THE PAST

SEE IT'S PRETTY FUCKING CONFUSING ISN'T IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

I SUPPOSE IF YOU'RE ON A HOVER CHAIR IN FRONT OF A HOVER PC POSTING ON HOVER B3TA IN THE PAST THEN YES.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

HERE IN THE FUTURE B3TA IS USED FOR VIAGRA

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/html/buyviagrapillonline.html
I suppose I should compo this really, shouldn't I

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

WOW THE FUTURE.

ALSO: YES.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:59, archived)

NO POINT REALLY

I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IT DOESN'T WIN :(

ALSO: I found this by accident today. Look at "Cracked Paint" and "White Sands". I wish there were huge versions.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:01, archived)

dood, they're cool.

Not quite sure what's going on, but still. Very cool.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:06, archived)

Yeah

They remind me strongly of sumi-e paintings.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:11, archived)

I had to google that. I can see the similarity for sure.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:12, archived)

I just googled it too

fuck there are some horrible contemporary examples.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

a dewsbury breakfast

says Karen Matthews.

(dogof2head, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Some muff chops, please?

With a side of scramblies.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

Fortified with real dingle-berry juice.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:56, archived)

I can't believe

it's not bacon.

(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:02, archived)

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

makes sense

the Tardis is famously broken innit.

(dogof2head, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

We just got the "premier" of teh Sarah Jane Smith Adventures tonight

living in the past with american cable TV (and PBS) since the dark ages of TV...

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tubaman, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)

Tea Party.

Original here

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Loving and I do mean LOVING

your choice of colours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Hahah

thank you! :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:46, archived)

milk in first?

(dogof2head, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

What?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

in the tea.

tu-tu for tea.

(dogof2head, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Sure.

Milk first if you'd like.
:]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

it's a tea party!

and tracey ullmann has been invited!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

*image searches*

Oooh. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:50, archived)

Classy!

touch of Toulouse-Lautrec there...
tj: trying to pimp my profile cos I'm bored, but can't seem to get any html coadz to work. Any advice?

*feels thick*

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enceladus, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahah

thanks.

And try the profile editor.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)

Changing the

background colour, for example? Can't see an option for that...

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enceladus, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:53, archived)

There is one.

It's there somewhere. I did mine with the editor.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

You do it with css.

There's a profile messer-upper somewhere. WATE:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:54, archived)

*wates*

in the meantime, I shall pursue the css tip. Cheers!

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enceladus, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:04, archived)

Yeah sorry, I can't find the profile tool thingy.

I'll gaz it to you when I find it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:05, archived)

Much obliged

to you, sah!

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enceladus, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:07, archived)

Yay!

I didn't know where you were going with the grey but it really works :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:51, archived)

I really really really love this :D

And your bracelet, too.

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ClanSoul, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 0:49, archived)

Don't look now...

(Pelle ghola, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:30, archived)

Doin' The Do

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:44, archived)

i see spider's legs

(dogof2head, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:45, archived)

Pelle is awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:48, archived)

Duh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:55, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:57, archived)

*looks*

oops.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:28, archived)

it goes up and down

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

hulks testicle?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

wrong joke

but there are similarites

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)

Arf!

You fool!

Actually, that does beg the question, why dont you get fools anymore? I miss Rhubarb fool!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

i saw some in waitrose the other day

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oh really?

Obviously they are the preserve of the rich man now :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)

Berry funny.

Haha, arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

Seize my vessel, Bond!

Hard!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:13, archived)

It's all pixels

I just remembered that I drew this plane thing. So I might as well post it.

C F B
I forgot to resize the picture before drawing a plane on it, so it's too wide for my screen.

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

Very nice!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

nice

(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

So that's a neato what now right

*click*
Also: Dave! How are ye?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

stranges car i've ever seen

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

It weighs about 200 times more than most other cars

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

that's a motorbike

(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

A motorbike with 12 wheels

They should have those in GTA

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

i never said it was a good motorbike

(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

Wheels down.

It is just a big flappy car to you, ain't it? [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

Arnie-Time!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

you have 20 seconds to comply!!!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

? Indeed. Arnie-time is a bit fucked up. :)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:04, archived)

Arnie-Time is the best time.

Everyone loves Arnie.
And that is awesome.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

Lordy!

Anyone watching Balls of Steel? It is funny as fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

****************************I think I'm in love****************************

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:51, archived)

These are great. Post the rest. NOW!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

SEW BEE ID!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:55, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

GED TO DA DALOOOREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:54, archived)

FLIVVER, SURELY!?!?!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:56, archived)

We are in XaaaaaaaanaaaaaaduUuuuuuuuuu-oOOoh-OOOhh

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:58, archived)

Cherry - popped!!

Click for bigger (251KB)

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Nice lurking, nice picture! :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

I'm a filthy lurker and i love it!!

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

You seem good to have around.

Lurk less.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

Awe shucks

..wipes a tear

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:47, archived)

^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:49, archived)

Very nice!

Always good to have a fat black man post on a Friday night :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

Hurrah, and wooyay.

Edit: I just stole Connors profile code :):)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

He's holding the last FP..

nice!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:39, archived)

GTA much?

I likeZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:41, archived)

GTA?

Sorry newbie

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

didn't see that at first

now, yes. definately like gta stylings

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doph no time like the precedent, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:00, archived)

Haha

Your lurkage almost deserves something no where near a VC

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:42, archived)

VC?

Such a newb!!

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:44, archived)

victoria cock, the highest b3ta medal available!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:48, archived)

Any cock would be nice

.........mnnnn cock! lol

(Roxy_Bees, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:50, archived)

On my way!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:59, archived)

Why thank you

feeling much better now!!

(Roxy_Bees, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:01, archived)

Woo, nice!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:53, archived)

Buck up Wilma.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Buck Rogers

i bet he does!

(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

Cor

She was one to flwap over fiercely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:52, archived)

Bidi-bidi-bidi

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

This is me and my daddy, when I was about 1-and-a-half, or 2.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

Very nice!

Is that a mullet your daddy has there?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

I don't know.

Probably. Hahahah, it's a modified mullet according to my mum.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Awful!

Just awful ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yes! I know!

He doesn't have a mullet anymore, though. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

I should bloody well hope not too!

It is the 21st century after all :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

Hahahahah

That doesn't stop some people.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Yeah,

but I believe the people who sport them now, where them in some kind of PostModern Cunt way.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

some chap does at our work

though i think he pulls it off rather well. surprisingly

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:37, archived)

I believe this to be an extreme lie.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

damn damn damn

i always get found out. he really does look like a right cunt

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:46, archived)

you gots bad stubble for a 2 year old

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

That one's my dad.

I'm the fat, small one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

That is very nice :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Why thank you.

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Are you ok?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Lovely, ta.

And you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

Meh.

I don't want to talk about it on b3ta, though.
However, I left a comment on your dA.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

THE SMALL FAT ONE.

LOL FATBABBY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

lol

(ratthingbazzterd, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

wow, great sketch, woo

and i'm sorry if my past joke about crab hands and flids caused offence, i must learn to bite my tongue online

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Thank you.

And I dunno what you're talking about, but okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

You fucked a spastic up the shit.

I have proof.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

i have the kids

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

They'll do ANYTHING.

;)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

My son is dead.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

Lovely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

now we can start to see

where things started to all go so so wrong..

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

...okay...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

generic response

really

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

did you lose your bottle?

(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

I dunno.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

dads are cool!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

Yes!

Mine used to be awesome!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

I have some lovely photos of me and my son!

sadly my dad was a distant... :(

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

Oh, sweet. :]

And yeah, that's sad.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

It is!

but its normal no!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I was trying for the drunk blurry vision effect, but that just didnt happen :)

Click for bigger and animated (395KB)

Any tips from anyone on how to make this more like being drunk? And also, how to optimize better with paint.net, or a good online optimizer for animated gifs.

KTHXBAI!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

works well

i'm pissed tho, woo, yerrera fukkkinn khannnt

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

Boyeeeeeeeeeeee!

How you doing?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

rubbish

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

Whassup bruvva?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Reminds me of the 'N-bombs' on Perfect Dark

I pissed so many hours of my life away on that N64...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Argh!

I simply cannot comprehend life as we sort of have got to know it any where near that place

Stepping on that escalator would kill me, I need trees and stuff, plus noisy lions waking me up

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

Try this

-copy layer and set it to 50% opacity
-motion blur horizontal 8 to 12 pixels
-switch to org layer
-motion blur 90 deg same amount
-switch to to top layer and nudge to taste
Works best on faces.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Looks a bit too orderly for drunk blured vision. also add some camera shake.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

Twas funnier in me head.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)

hahahahhha

this needs to be flashed!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahahahah

possibly. :D

D'you need a bigger fruit bowl because you're a big fruit?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)

Shhhhhhh

Mrs war3n3xt will set me up!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

She has a thing for Fruits!

and kick boxing!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

What does a fruit bowl have to do with kick boxing?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

To get to the other side!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Dr Who!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

i'm whacked - anyone want a game?

(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

*SMACK* MLLLNANAARAALLRLR!

*SMACK* MLLLNANAARAALLRLR!

*SMACK* MLLLNANAARAALLRLR!

what fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

i like the surrounds of the empty holes... kinda looks like a squashed pagan god trying to gathering drowning skulls. or something.

(dogof2head, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)

It does.

I don't know why.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

THATS OFFENSIVE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

NONE OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED

SO IT'S NOT

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

SO YOU SAY!

THE PROOF IS IN THE PICTURE. LOL!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

LOL

PROOF!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

IT IS BECAUSE MY SON IS NOT RETARDED SO ITS RACIST

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

LOL

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm glad you're online.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Hello.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

*hugs*

How are you?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

dont get it

a common theme

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

I'm sorry.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

don't be, i have no idea what the text means or who the people are

i'm a bit rubbish all round

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

lol, emo

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Hahah

win

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

EEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

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mongychops, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

My father has Downs Syndrome.

You disgust me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

'Kay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

I disgust you with everyone i know

They all agree you are disgusting

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)

Pffft!

Lies, congenital lies!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

My genitals never lie.

Except that one time in Vietnam.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

If you were wondering why its not been mentioned there.

It's cuz' it's in my olde-toon-of-the-day for my profile.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

BURMA'S A WARZONE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

SHAVE FOR PEACE!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

That's in the North of Cyrodiil isn't it?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Pfft.

(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

I saw some mudcrabs there recently.

Nasty creatures

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Heard any news from the other provinces?

(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

No!

Goodbye!

How are you?!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

Well Met!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

SA-WEEEEEEEEEEEET ROOOOOOOOLLS!

(Ballunatic, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

MAN! FIMION!

WHAT THE HELL?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

it... it's you! the hero of kvatch!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

Yes.

They say when you murder someone, the dark brotherhood visits you in your sleep. Its how they recruit new members.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

but very worthy creatures...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

Sicily, near Jerusalem.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

this explains a lot.

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d d, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

He thinks the Sun and the Moon are the same thing.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

making fun of retarded people is wrong.

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d d, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

This reminds me of the gloriously unwatchable three hour version of Caligula

and some execution scene, involving a thrown apple or plum; I think, but the head chopper was ace

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Well, if it's fictional b3ta-related computer games we're talking about...

if it's fictional b3ta-related computer games we're talking about...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

yay

side thread *clicks* FTW!

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

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