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Probably only relevant to you if you are a doctor.

Forget the subject. I am very pleased with this mixture of vectored photo and drawn bits, and it took fucking hours.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

That's ace.

You've spelled "butterley" wrong though.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

well, it looks ace

i shall ignore the medical profession politics i don't understand

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

I have no idea who this guy is

But it is very well done and reminds me of the song Lather by Jefferson Airplane.
So woo to you sir!
I'm off to dust down my copy of Crown of Creation. :)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Donaldson

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

That's the fellow.

I fart in his general direction.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

I've just spent the past hour or so reading about Hiroshima,

I came here for some light relief, so I'll leave that for another time.
Cheers anyhoo.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

No idea

but superb stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

it could be...

but it isn't

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

that's majestyk

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

Iron Maiden + Marilyn Manson =

Yeah, I mixed albums too - Manson's 'Mechanical Animals' with Maiden's 'Killers'.

sources here if you're interested.

Clickyclickybigbig.

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

aww,

i thought the links were to mp3s that you had "mashed-up".
nice anyway though. :)

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

Cor

Mechanical Animals is ashally a fantastic album.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Stiff Little Fingers + Phish = Phish Fingers

Sorry to have used SLF a lot in this challenge - please forgive......

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

i have you to thank for me rediscovering stiff little fingers:

thanks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

Living Dead Junkie - Alcoholic Slag.

Click for bigger (85KB)

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

martika's let herself go

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

Showing your age there...

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

have you seen her kitchen?

i think she got it from magnet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

Did she get it in their perpetual half-price sale?

Does anyone ever buy a full-price Magnet kitchen or DFS sofa?

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

i think there have been some trading standards things about MFI doing permanent sales

how fucking middle aged are we? talking about martika and fitted kitchens

*smokes pipe*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

We are a bit middle-aged

:(

What's next? House prices?

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

duvet covers

don't mention duvet covers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

bin days being a disgrace?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

I tell you

one day they pick up one bin

the next they pick up the other one

surprised they didn't send out fines for people having rubbish out on the wrong day

something county hall shaped would have been on fire if that had happened, I can assure you.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

david bin day?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I wish they hadn't.

...like toy soldiers....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

step by step? heart to heart?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)

left right left

help

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

martika watches from the wall, her frotting guile says it all

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

STILTON!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Ohhhhhh no I'm huuungry.

I must go and find something to nom on soon.

Stilton, I'm sad to say, makes me want to sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

i've just eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes

and you've just reminded me i need to charge my phone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Ah yes

sorry about that.

I would love jaffa cakes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

buttered?

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

deep fried.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

i am in scottish.

i presumed they had already been deep-fried.
*piles on philadelphia*

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

*read as paedophilia*

Actually you are Scottish, what do Brocke, Souss and Bothee mean? (phonetically written from audio) I would geuss that Souss means sauce.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

i need would context to translate.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

"I always harboured secret cravings for Shortbread, offal and heroin. Deep fried herion if I could get it, with soss."

"coming at you, through a bothee, muttering unintelligible sexual threats."
"they found it on an old scottish wall, on the wall of a brocke actually. The brocke of Guerness, which is a real place."

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

drugs lingo/scots isnae a speciality

but i reckon it's sauce (edinburgh chippy sauce- it's amazing)
a bothy = a hoose
and a dinae ken what the fuck a brocke is.

sorry i couldn't be more help. edinburgh dialect is my speciality :)

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

Ah riote cheers, well the set was filmed in a comedy store in Glasgow, but he mentions he did it at the Edinburgh festival too so I presumed it was some kind of Gaelic word.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 - if you were wondering.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

see you in 6 minutes

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

you are indeed wrong there cap'n

its all of the lully

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

I know I'm wrong, I just can't stand it.

But I must be wrong because everyone else LOVES it.

I like brie, that's lovely. Also I like a nice medium cheddar. And ilchester with onions. *doesn't eat much cheese*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

any cheese is good and nice in my books

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

It gives me tremendous heartburn :-(

I want it so baaaaadly. And I have none.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

BANG YOUR FUCKING CHEESE IN MY FACE

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Bacon and brie.

There is no other.
In a FUCKING baguette.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

brie tastes like a foot's arse

so can fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

You fail at cheeses.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

yeah well

your mum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

My mum's cheeses are none of your beeswax.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

i don't have any beeswax

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

bacon, brie

AND cranberry

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

*rolls around on back*

mmmmmm

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

No.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

cheese.cheeses.cheeses.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

It's because they're the only ones who answer him.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

was he air-ukuleling in the source?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

just giving his ego its regular stroke, i think

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

he is going to die at some point

so every cloud has a silver lining

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

and at that point I will shout "YES!!!",

just as I did when I heard that Roy Castle had died.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

hahahaha

although i liked roy

norris whirter could fuck off, but roy was a top lad

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

"Can I have your urine samples now?"

Wasn't his brother shot by the IRA as well?

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I spent a good fifty minutes describing to a workmate how Norris McWhirter and his brother were fascists and how it ruined Record Breakers for me

It was forty-five minutes into my rant when he
realised that I clearly couldn't have had a clue
what a fascist was at age 8 and furthermore he
questioned my use of "The fuckin' Provos"
as an example of a band of oppressed freedom fighters.
Still, got me through a tenth of my day.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

Get your stilts on.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Question: Could you put that on a cheese pizza and have it work?

Another question: what other cheeses would it work with?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Touche!

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Weetobix, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

hurrah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

those chips make me want chips

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

me too

i shall console myself with some custard creams

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

I may have to console myself with pizza

and chips

and and..

and well

maybe 1 cheese biscuit :(

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

i shall console you

with a Sega MegaDrive

*consoles to the head*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:48, archived)

Good god man, what if the children saw this?!

Remove yourself at once!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

CHEESE? FUCK YEAH! CHEESE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

i'm going to eat some stale marzipan left over from christmas

because of this anim

edit: i feel a bit sick now

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

\o/

I have put a 70p macaroni cheese in the oven

:D

I should probably do some bacons with it

or plonk it on a pizza but I don't thik I could stomache a whole pizza, drat for never having mini pizzas in when I need them

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

it is your cheese

it makes all of the sense

cheesze

i love cheese

nmnomnom

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

I want cheese now

but not Stilton. Maybe some brie.

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in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

brie can fuck off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

brill!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

my daughter is taking her first steps into photomash

I think it's rather good for some first goes...

She found the Flame picture tube and filled him in...looks like the Human Torch has Fantastic Four competition ...

and took a pic of my friend and experimented with the warp...

maybe we should start a junior b3tan's club...?

p.s. for paedos interest her sig is not a board sig or an e-mail so don't bother trying to send anything.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

excellent. she has turned your friend into manley

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

I honestly thought it was him at first glance

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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Love a good bed and breakfast, me.

As long as the bacon's not limp and the towels are clean. Nothing like a mildly aggressive old lady who patently does NOT like having people AROUND slamming down a cup of tea the consistency and colour of burnt dead things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

daughter says

b+b is beavis and butthead - not bed and brekkkie.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Ohhhh.

She's way more exciting than I am. Top daughter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

thank you Dear Wow,

That comment made her clap with delight :-)

(of course then she will become insufferable LOLZ) but thanks anyhew x

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

\o/

Kids are brilliant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

Were you out on Saturday night?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

I coitenly woz

where be you??

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

I turned up at the pub about quarter to eight.

When I got home an hour later I realised it said 18:00, not 8 o'clock. I stood there for twenty five minutes and went home in a huff. The pub's not exactly huge so I thought I'd see a bunch of freaks with at least one wearing a Fez.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

I turned up at 18:50

nop one in evidence. I also assumed a 19:00 start, but they'd met up at 18:00 and then gone to the beer garden across the road sending an emissary back to check for lone b3tans. I got 'found' at 19:20 when they came back in, did you not check the snug round the corner from the bog? Check out the flickr pics and you'll see where we were and know for next time...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, archived)

Ah, feck!

I went to the bog once and was going to look for a beer garden but was bursting for a piss and forgot to check on my way out as I'd left my pint on someone's table and wanted to get back to it before they dunked their wangers into it.

I hope you had a good night.

[edit] Oo ey les phuuutuuugrrrrrrrrraphhhhssss.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

quite how you missed the noise is beyond me

next time i.e. Halloween to my knowledge, take my mobile number and be able to voice-locate.

Sorrows.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

TBH I was fucking leathered when I turned up. Plus I had my patented b3ta black woolly beany on which covers my ears anyway.

You could have been having a massive barbed wire and knitting needle orgy and I would have thought "Ooh. I can hear cats purring."

Halloween!?! I only turned up to see if anyone could sell me some weed! Fucking hell!*

*lies **
**may not be a lie

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

Woah

The 3d beavis fi-eeeerr picture looks awesome 0.0

(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

she's speechless

with the praise. thanks :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

Bundin twist.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

So wittily thought up as I was sitting in the audience at Have I Got News For You on Thursday

(refuse_to_follow More metal than your mother's tea-kettle!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Just to save some thread

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WormuIus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

nice. she has a look of the angelina jolie about her

is that the intention?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Just trying out a new style

For Storyboarding

I'm going to convert to digital, bang them out quickly.

Does it look too simple?

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WormuIus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

no, it looks done with ease

as if you've got a feel for where it's going when you draw a line

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

i likes it!

it does look a little like she has 3 babylons though.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

That is a gratuitous, offensive

and gratuitously offensive image

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Never heard of

Have I got news for you on thursday

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

"Baby loves... happy little clouds"

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

I made a video of him, that made him look like he was wanking.

YouTube deleted it.

He has fuzzy hair.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

Bindun?

High res clicky!

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Lord Rick is the 2nd biggest Monkey head you've ever seen!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

Hahahaha, very nicely done!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha!

Terrifying to contemplate.

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

was done last night.

there was some rumbling from abba fans.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

A Guitar Heroes wet dream - the black Les Paul.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

prize for guessing who this started off as:

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

Thom Yorke?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

well, that didn't last too long

what do you want as your prize?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

Hmmm..

A picture of a robo-monkey in Wyoming pissing on the Queen.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

you're lucky i had my wacom and my skills right here

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

This is like a beautiful dream.

Also, that tree is made of fear.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Banjo Hero . . . Picks it likes ya means it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahahaha

I scrolled down to this image in the middle of the guitar solo in an Iron Maiden song.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Less Gibson

more telecaster please

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

The Royal Wii

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Frogbeat, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Breathe the pressure

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

edit: just realised how ace yours was. ace, but treasonous, no doubt

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

That's just rude, he's royalty and is therefore better than you and I.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

this is the fucking bourbons!!!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

I should be playing GTA, but I is enjoying these japes.

Here it is mit moosick;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Re4SAg1feQ

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

...and i thought it couldn't get any better

i got run over by a fucking train after spending half an hour robbing a bank yesterday. too peeved to try again.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

It is as you said, "the fucking biscuits".

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Thought I'd share this.

mmmmm klowny!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

Insane Clown Posse?

I like it. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Oh fuck! :D

Clowns are freaky, but this is ace.

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

Eminem aint nothin but a bitch.

BITCH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Spawn?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

*re-spawns*

Happy now?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

I've never been happy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

*puts on baggy pantaloons*

*jigs*

And now?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

Glad...

...this get's the juggalo response!!

And yes, Feminem is a bitch!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Get out of my dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

and into my car

Ooooooh yeah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

You are Duffman

AICMFP

'allo sir, how's the little one?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

Very good ta!

Little 'un is good! Can't be long till your due?

I was thinking of this

Edit: Sodding links!! Works now.

:)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Another three months yet!

Biggest cheat ever, pregnancy's actually 10 months....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

Cor!

You've got it all to come, good luck :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Heh heh, thanks

And like the linky :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

Draw some teeth...

Please...

(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

Drew some in the past with toothy details.

Tends to make them look a bit crap.

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

looks like it should be tattooed on the female crotch

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Capital idea!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

free puppy with every 20 litres

i was in homebase earlier and inspiration struck.
btw it's a special matt glitter formular.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

pffft

'matt'

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

haha. this is good

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

I did an overly-loud lol.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

been meaning to do this for ages...kept on forgetting

possibly not worth the effort perchance...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

hehehe

i did this way back when the royal got named, it received a similar rapturous response.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

I spy my tag ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

You are excellenty correct

I put in 'Daily Mail Headline' and it had your pic. I only realised it when I saw the domain from whenst it came...but then I thought it might be OK to nick the top bit as I assumed it had been nicked in turn by youse...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

but of course ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:51, archived)

Gonzo Dog Doodah Brand...

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

id pay to hear them play

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

jollity!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

anal cunt + moist = SHAM!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

smear it in gravy!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

will you the pork

or will you the lamb?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

HAMB

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:37, archived)

indeed, this

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

Good breedin' stock . . .

slice me off a side of Sam !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

bear grylls would be tucking in to

this poor chap while it was still bleeting

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:40, archived)

i hate those bear grylls

so fatty you have to watch the grill pan doesn't catch fire

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)

too right

my lean mean giant-land-carnivore grilling machine set my fucking curtains on fire!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

Spread those genes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Y E S !

Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world
You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl
Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

zank, your taste in music

is as brilliant as it is bizarre.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

and . . .

i only know 3 chords!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

*QUOs*

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:54, archived)

hahahahahaha

i was playing Down Down last night and my daughter made me crank it "i like that song dad!"
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

Such a lully lullaby baby !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)

sexham!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

Oh yeah . . .

where you been all my wife honey ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

yeah, baby, get into it

baby get into it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

those

oily fingers will live with me for the rest of my days........I have them in a jar in a secret underground cellar.

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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)

oh god

show me that pink, honey.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING PINK

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

she's for sale, you know.

i can hook you up with her for a small fee.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

Hello!

what time of the board do you call this?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

hello!

i call this "i'm at my computer, work done for the day, and stupid client is supposed to call me to give me direction on what i'm supposed to do next week but he hasn't bothered yet and i'm pissed off because i want to get busy on it this weekend so i don't have to rush on monday and tuesday-time".

otherwise known as "i'd rather be unconscious".

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:52, archived)

this i can relate to

only having 35 minutes to knock off time
is it me or is the clock going backwards?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:53, archived)

no, you're looking at it in the mirror

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)

fuck

im going backwards - anyone want anything from the 60's?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

take a moment and kill all the musicians.

the ones from that era who survived all turned to shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

you draw up the list

and i shall purchase* some time travel proof ammunition!

* = shoplift

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

list: all of them.

weapon: firehammer.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

oooerrr.....

im gonna have fun sneaking that out of the store!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

save captain beefheart anf lou reed please.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)

lou reed's a musician?

since when?

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)

metal machine music, of course.

i want to walk down the aisle to side 3.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

HAHA

its like ann summers designed a human hand.

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hahahahah!!

The hand is unshopped :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, archived)

it has six digits

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

It's unshopped.

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)

all decent appendages do.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:04, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty.
:D

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)

ask cockweasle. he licked her.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

hamb?

Either way it looks tasty.

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Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)

Time for some epic lulz

Aight, I just discovered another one of those awesome webbies where you can draw things and save em online, too. Thise one is 'A near pixel-perfect copy of Microsoft Paint in HTML, CSS and JavaScript, using the tag as specified by WHATWG and supported by Safari 1.3, Firefox 1.5 and Opera 9.'

www.canvaspaint.org/

The last saved images can be seen here: www.canvaspaint.org/last.php

Who's in for a cox attack?

(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:29, archived)

the what now?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, archived)

sssh

while he's telling the internets

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

but.. but... but..

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:32, archived)

LOL TRULY EPIC GOOD SIR SO RANDUM XD

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Shada, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:34, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:42, archived)

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)

FUCK RYAN AIR

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:51, archived)

I LOVE THIS

STUBBLE BALLS FTW

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)

Idea

I'll find some more of these online drawing boards. If there is not anything like Cock Day yet, there is going to be soon. Be prepared.

* Update: Me likes this one:

Click for bigger (30KB)

(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:58, archived)

Burned

(|, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Nicely done!

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ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:28, archived)

Spot on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:31, archived)

WOOP

thats a topper what now right

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:39, archived)

Fucking nice

Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, file elevator cables to one thin wire, turn severs into the water supply, throw sharks and sting rays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:43, archived)

hurray for answered evil prayers.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)

very nicely done

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

[Top F00kin shop, Sir!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

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