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# Probably only relevant to you if you are a doctor.


Forget the subject. I am very pleased with this mixture of vectored photo and drawn bits, and it took fucking hours.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:15, archived)
# That's ace.
You've spelled "butterley" wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# well, it looks ace
i shall ignore the medical profession politics i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I have no idea who this guy is
But it is very well done and reminds me of the song Lather by Jefferson Airplane.
So woo to you sir!
I'm off to dust down my copy of Crown of Creation. :)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liam_Donaldson
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# That's the fellow.
I fart in his general direction.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I've just spent the past hour or so reading about Hiroshima,
I came here for some light relief, so I'll leave that for another time.
Cheers anyhoo.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# No idea
but superb stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:21, archived)
# it could be...

but it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:05, archived)
# that's majestyk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Iron Maiden + Marilyn Manson =


Yeah, I mixed albums too - Manson's 'Mechanical Animals' with Maiden's 'Killers'.

sources here if you're interested.

Clickyclickybigbig.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# aww,
i thought the links were to mp3s that you had "mashed-up".
nice anyway though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Cor

Mechanical Animals is ashally a fantastic album.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Stiff Little Fingers + Phish = Phish Fingers


Sorry to have used SLF a lot in this challenge - please forgive......
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i have you to thank for me rediscovering stiff little fingers:
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Living Dead Junkie - Alcoholic Slag.


Click for bigger (85KB)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# martika's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Showing your age there...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# have you seen her kitchen?
i think she got it from magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Did she get it in their perpetual half-price sale?
Does anyone ever buy a full-price Magnet kitchen or DFS sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# i think there have been some trading standards things about MFI doing permanent sales
how fucking middle aged are we? talking about martika and fitted kitchens

*smokes pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# We are a bit middle-aged
:(

What's next? House prices?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# duvet covers
don't mention duvet covers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# bin days being a disgrace?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I tell you
one day they pick up one bin

the next they pick up the other one

surprised they didn't send out fines for people having rubbish out on the wrong day

something county hall shaped would have been on fire if that had happened, I can assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# david bin day?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I wish they hadn't.
...like toy soldiers....
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# step by step? heart to heart?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:45, archived)
# left right left
help
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:59, archived)
# martika watches from the wall, her frotting guile says it all
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
STILTON!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# STILTON!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ohhhhhh no I'm huuungry.
I must go and find something to nom on soon.

Stilton, I'm sad to say, makes me want to sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i've just eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes
and you've just reminded me i need to charge my phone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ah yes
sorry about that.


I would love jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# buttered?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# deep fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i am in scottish.
i presumed they had already been deep-fried.
*piles on philadelphia*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *read as paedophilia*
Actually you are Scottish, what do Brocke, Souss and Bothee mean? (phonetically written from audio) I would geuss that Souss means sauce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# !?
i need would context to translate.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# "I always harboured secret cravings for Shortbread, offal and heroin. Deep fried herion if I could get it, with soss."
"coming at you, through a bothee, muttering unintelligible sexual threats."
"they found it on an old scottish wall, on the wall of a brocke actually. The brocke of Guerness, which is a real place."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# drugs lingo/scots isnae a speciality
but i reckon it's sauce (edinburgh chippy sauce- it's amazing)
a bothy = a hoose
and a dinae ken what the fuck a brocke is.

sorry i couldn't be more help. edinburgh dialect is my speciality :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah riote cheers, well the set was filmed in a comedy store in Glasgow, but he mentions he did it at the Edinburgh festival too so I presumed it was some kind of Gaelic word.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 - if you were wondering.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# see you in 6 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# you are indeed wrong there cap'n
its all of the lully
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I know I'm wrong, I just can't stand it.
But I must be wrong because everyone else LOVES it.

I like brie, that's lovely. Also I like a nice medium cheddar. And ilchester with onions. *doesn't eat much cheese*


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# any cheese is good and nice in my books
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It gives me tremendous heartburn :-(
I want it so baaaaadly. And I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# BANG YOUR FUCKING CHEESE IN MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Bacon and brie.
There is no other.
In a FUCKING baguette.


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# brie tastes like a foot's arse
so can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You fail at cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yeah well
your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# My mum's cheeses are none of your beeswax.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i don't have any beeswax
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# bacon, brie
AND cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *rolls around on back*
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cheese.cheeses.cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It's because they're the only ones who answer him.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# was he air-ukuleling in the source?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# just giving his ego its regular stroke, i think
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# he is going to die at some point
so every cloud has a silver lining
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# and at that point I will shout "YES!!!",
just as I did when I heard that Roy Castle had died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
although i liked roy

norris whirter could fuck off, but roy was a top lad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# "Can I have your urine samples now?"
Wasn't his brother shot by the IRA as well?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I spent a good fifty minutes describing to a workmate how Norris McWhirter and his brother were fascists and how it ruined Record Breakers for me
It was forty-five minutes into my rant when he
realised that I clearly couldn't have had a clue
what a fascist was at age 8 and furthermore he
questioned my use of "The fuckin' Provos"
as an example of a band of oppressed freedom fighters.
Still, got me through a tenth of my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Get your stilts on.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Question: Could you put that on a cheese pizza and have it work?
Another question: what other cheeses would it work with?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# those chips make me want chips
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# me too
i shall console myself with some custard creams
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I may have to console myself with pizza
and chips

and and..

and well

maybe 1 cheese biscuit :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i shall console you
with a Sega MegaDrive

*consoles to the head*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Good god man, what if the children saw this?!
Remove yourself at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# CHEESE? FUCK YEAH! CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i'm going to eat some stale marzipan left over from christmas
because of this anim

edit: i feel a bit sick now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
I have put a 70p macaroni cheese in the oven

:D

I should probably do some bacons with it

or plonk it on a pizza but I don't thik I could stomache a whole pizza, drat for never having mini pizzas in when I need them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# it is your cheese
it makes all of the sense

cheesze

i love cheese

nmnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I want cheese now
but not Stilton. Maybe some brie.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# brie can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :D
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)
# my daughter is taking her first steps into photomash
I think it's rather good for some first goes...



She found the Flame picture tube and filled him in...looks like the Human Torch has Fantastic Four competition ...

and took a pic of my friend and experimented with the warp...



maybe we should start a junior b3tan's club...?

p.s. for paedos interest her sig is not a board sig or an e-mail so don't bother trying to send anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# excellent. she has turned your friend into manley
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I honestly thought it was him at first glance
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Love a good bed and breakfast, me.
As long as the bacon's not limp and the towels are clean. Nothing like a mildly aggressive old lady who patently does NOT like having people AROUND slamming down a cup of tea the consistency and colour of burnt dead things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# daughter says
b+b is beavis and butthead - not bed and brekkkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ohhhh.
She's way more exciting than I am. Top daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# thank you Dear Wow,
That comment made her clap with delight :-)

(of course then she will become insufferable LOLZ) but thanks anyhew x
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
Kids are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Were you out on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I coitenly woz
where be you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I turned up at the pub about quarter to eight.
When I got home an hour later I realised it said 18:00, not 8 o'clock. I stood there for twenty five minutes and went home in a huff. The pub's not exactly huge so I thought I'd see a bunch of freaks with at least one wearing a Fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I turned up at 18:50
nop one in evidence. I also assumed a 19:00 start, but they'd met up at 18:00 and then gone to the beer garden across the road sending an emissary back to check for lone b3tans. I got 'found' at 19:20 when they came back in, did you not check the snug round the corner from the bog? Check out the flickr pics and you'll see where we were and know for next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ah, feck!
I went to the bog once and was going to look for a beer garden but was bursting for a piss and forgot to check on my way out as I'd left my pint on someone's table and wanted to get back to it before they dunked their wangers into it.

I hope you had a good night.

[edit] Oo ey les phuuutuuugrrrrrrrrraphhhhssss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# quite how you missed the noise is beyond me
next time i.e. Halloween to my knowledge, take my mobile number and be able to voice-locate.

Sorrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# TBH I was fucking leathered when I turned up. Plus I had my patented b3ta black woolly beany on which covers my ears anyway.
You could have been having a massive barbed wire and knitting needle orgy and I would have thought "Ooh. I can hear cats purring."

Halloween!?! I only turned up to see if anyone could sell me some weed! Fucking hell!*

*lies **
**may not be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Woah
The 3d beavis fi-eeeerr picture looks awesome 0.0
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:21, archived)
# she's speechless
with the praise. thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bundin twist.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] So wittily thought up as I was sitting in the audience at Have I Got News For You on Thursday
Kinnock
(refuse_to_follow More metal than your mother's tea-kettle!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Just to save some thread
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# nice. she has a look of the angelina jolie about her
is that the intention?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Just trying out a new style
For Storyboarding

I'm going to convert to digital, bang them out quickly.

Does it look too simple?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# no, it looks done with ease
as if you've got a feel for where it's going when you draw a line
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# i likes it!
it does look a little like she has 3 babylons though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That is a gratuitous, offensive
and gratuitously offensive image
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Never heard of
Have I got news for you on thursday
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Baby loves... happy little clouds"
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I made a video of him, that made him look like he was wanking.
YouTube deleted it.

He has fuzzy hair.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?

High res clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Rick is the 2nd biggest Monkey head you've ever seen!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hahahaha, very nicely done!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Terrifying to contemplate.
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# was done last night.
there was some rumbling from abba fans.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] A Guitar Heroes wet dream - the black Les Paul.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# prize for guessing who this started off as:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# well, that didn't last too long
what do you want as your prize?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Hmmm..
A picture of a robo-monkey in Wyoming pissing on the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# you're lucky i had my wacom and my skills right here
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# This is like a beautiful dream.
Also, that tree is made of fear.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Banjo Hero . . . Picks it likes ya means it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I scrolled down to this image in the middle of the guitar solo in an Iron Maiden song.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Less Gibson
more telecaster please
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# The Royal Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Breathe the pressure
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# edit: just realised how ace yours was. ace, but treasonous, no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# That's just rude, he's royalty and is therefore better than you and I.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# this is the fucking bourbons!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I should be playing GTA, but I is enjoying these japes.
Here it is mit moosick;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Re4SAg1feQ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ...and i thought it couldn't get any better
i got run over by a fucking train after spending half an hour robbing a bank yesterday. too peeved to try again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# It is as you said, "the fucking biscuits".
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Thought I'd share this.

mmmmm klowny!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Insane Clown Posse?




I like it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh fuck! :D
Clowns are freaky, but this is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Eminem aint nothin but a bitch.
BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Spawn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# *re-spawns*
Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I've never been happy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *puts on baggy pantaloons*
*jigs*

And now?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Glad...
...this get's the juggalo response!!


And yes, Feminem is a bitch!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Get out of my dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# and into my car
Ooooooh yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# You are Duffman
AICMFP

'allo sir, how's the little one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Very good ta!
Little 'un is good! Can't be long till your due?

I was thinking of this

Edit: Sodding links!! Works now.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Another three months yet!
Biggest cheat ever, pregnancy's actually 10 months....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Cor!
You've got it all to come, good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Heh heh, thanks
And like the linky :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Draw some teeth...
Please...
(Dok Zombie Cash, gash, pie and mash., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Drew some in the past with toothy details.
Tends to make them look a bit crap.
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# looks like it should be tattooed on the female crotch
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# .
Capital idea!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# free puppy with every 20 litres

i was in homebase earlier and inspiration struck.
btw it's a special matt glitter formular.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# pffft
'matt'
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# haha. this is good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I did an overly-loud lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# been meaning to do this for ages...kept on forgetting


possibly not worth the effort perchance...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hehehe
i did this way back when the royal got named, it received a similar rapturous response.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I spy my tag ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# You are excellenty correct
I put in 'Daily Mail Headline' and it had your pic. I only realised it when I saw the domain from whenst it came...but then I thought it might be OK to nick the top bit as I assumed it had been nicked in turn by youse...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# but of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Gonzo Dog Doodah Brand...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# id pay to hear them play
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# jollity!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# anal cunt + moist = SHAM!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# smear it in gravy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# will you the pork
or will you the lamb?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# HAMB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# indeed, this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Good breedin' stock . . .
slice me off a side of Sam !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# bear grylls would be tucking in to
this poor chap while it was still bleeting
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# i hate those bear grylls
so fatty you have to watch the grill pan doesn't catch fire
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# too right
my lean mean giant-land-carnivore grilling machine set my fucking curtains on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Spread those genes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Y E S !
Anal cunt, anal cunt, dead to the world
You'll be my fuck boy, you'll be my anal girl
Anal cunt, anal cunt, you're life has gone away
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# zank, your taste in music
is as brilliant as it is bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# and . . .
i only know 3 chords!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *QUOs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i was playing Down Down last night and my daughter made me crank it "i like that song dad!"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Such a lully lullaby baby !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# sexham!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Oh yeah . . .
where you been all my wife honey ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# yeah, baby, get into it
baby get into it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# those
oily fingers will live with me for the rest of my days........I have them in a jar in a secret underground cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# oh god
show me that pink, honey.
SHOW ME THE FUCKING PINK
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# she's for sale, you know.
i can hook you up with her for a small fee.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Hello!
what time of the board do you call this?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# hello!
i call this "i'm at my computer, work done for the day, and stupid client is supposed to call me to give me direction on what i'm supposed to do next week but he hasn't bothered yet and i'm pissed off because i want to get busy on it this weekend so i don't have to rush on monday and tuesday-time".

otherwise known as "i'd rather be unconscious".
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# this i can relate to
only having 35 minutes to knock off time
is it me or is the clock going backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# no, you're looking at it in the mirror
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# fuck
im going backwards - anyone want anything from the 60's?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# take a moment and kill all the musicians.
the ones from that era who survived all turned to shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# you draw up the list
and i shall purchase* some time travel proof ammunition!

* = shoplift
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# list: all of them.
weapon: firehammer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oooerrr.....
im gonna have fun sneaking that out of the store!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# save captain beefheart anf lou reed please.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# lou reed's a musician?
since when?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# metal machine music, of course.
i want to walk down the aisle to side 3.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# HAHA
its like ann summers designed a human hand.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahah!!
The hand is unshopped :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# it has six digits
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# It's unshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# all decent appendages do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ask cockweasle. he licked her.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# or
hamb?

Either way it looks tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Time for some epic lulz
Aight, I just discovered another one of those awesome webbies where you can draw things and save em online, too. Thise one is 'A near pixel-perfect copy of Microsoft Paint in HTML, CSS and JavaScript, using the tag as specified by WHATWG and supported by Safari 1.3, Firefox 1.5 and Opera 9.'

www.canvaspaint.org/

The last saved images can be seen here: www.canvaspaint.org/last.php

Who's in for a cox attack?
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# sssh
while he's telling the internets
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# but.. but... but..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# LOL TRULY EPIC GOOD SIR SO RANDUM XD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# FUCK RYAN AIR
(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
STUBBLE BALLS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Idea
I'll find some more of these online drawing boards. If there is not anything like Cock Day yet, there is going to be soon. Be prepared.


* Update: Me likes this one:



Click for bigger (30KB)
(PleaseDeleteThisAccount, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Burned
(|, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Spot on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# WOOP
thats a topper what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Fucking nice
Rock and Roll adolescent hoodlums storm the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa's face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, file elevator cables to one thin wire, turn severs into the water supply, throw sharks and sting rays, electric eels and candiru into swimming pools.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hurray for answered evil prayers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 9 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# [Top F00kin shop, Sir!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

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