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[challenge entry] hey ah-so's...................you eat my cookie..............
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# You kill my cat.
I cut your face.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ...too late.....cat was today's special....yum...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Thats it.
Im going to get Ivan over here.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# may i suggest...
you re-photo this with the hands goatse style?
it would add an extra layer of good.

that is all.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# ...so soddy......photoshop is fucky fucky...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# perhaps you should try to fix it
with some won-ton soup
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ...ah-ha...so let it be written... so let it be done...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hold on a tic
i've been on your profile before
you do an animation course somewhere dontcha?
or am i making things up again?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)
# ...huh?...i'm a teacher now?....
....o.k., just pretty girls!...i have many a lesson to teach them!...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# uhhh
no, i thought student.
but sex teacher would be a pretty awesome job. we should set up a recruitment agency.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# wheres the pig
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# what pig?...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# that one and its many escapades
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# ...the pig is dead...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Best pig ever
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# there's an old-school chinese food takeaway down the street here.
they only make the crappy, msg-laden non-chinese chinese food. i've seen people ask for chopsticks there and the counter guys say "use a fork, man!"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:51, archived)
# BLORT! BLORTLE FORMSINE CRUMBS!


Edit: This was ment to go here.

ALSO: I found a web based APNG maker and have made this monster after upgrading to FF3. (caution 1.3Mb of cutting edge web graphics technology)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# ok, how did this one start?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# M3 made us do it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Who says band wagons are shit!?
(apart from the FAQ)

Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# All I know is lime night was awesome.
I wont be doing any more of these ones though.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Lessons learned =)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Aye.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# limetime was crazy. It did go a bit far...
wheres the original image? was it m3's post of the same format?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Although this one has many on it
www.b3ta.com/board/8473110

Only M3s though, there have been others.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# gahahahaha
goes to show
the original is the best

edit: no offence to your unique brand of yayness though :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)
# oh god.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# that night was more then awesome
I havnt laughed so much in ages
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# ahhhh
it all came to a head with nudity as well
which makes it all of the awesome.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# haha
broam fo shizzle
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Schmerm!
I love your purdy pichaz mister lemon.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Ta very much.
You are a nice new person and I will dote on you with jaffa cakes.

*offers jaffa cakes*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Consumes
With my jaws and system of mighty organs
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Pfffft.
"system of mighty organs"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# sorry
i cant take full credit.

Futurama quote.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)
# BLEEEEEE! BLEE! BLEE! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Scooby Snacks
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Winner
Right there!

*clicks*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)
# those better have hash in them buddy
or i'm gonna be sorely disappointed in you...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# :P
...tasted like they could have been made from the dried muck from the inside of a car wheelarch...but still hit the spot!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# as long as your tummy is happy
then everyone's a winner!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i like to inhale...
...Shaggy Snacks!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# very good
and lovely shades of brown too
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Guess whos been to Asda!!
I made these last week, but they didnt come out as good as that..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# It was late and I was tired.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# pffft
Get back in your Cunting For Agitha account.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i'm sure i don't know *what* you mean
:P
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Puuuurleeze?
*puppy dog eyes*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I like this
And nobody has commented yet? Why? Why? I ask thee.

*Edit* Way to make me look stupid, Lemon.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# FEZBOA EN LISBOA.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Sorry
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# is this a bandwaggon?
I like this sentence
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Good one.
Nice bit of linguistic ephemera.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Am I too late ???
.

.
Story of my life !
.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# *hangs head*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# gahahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaa.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# hahaha
*tries to think of one involving limes*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)
# *suggests a joke about Shakespearean lighting*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# get out, ya bard.
*tumbleweeds*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Surely ye jest?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
Hey, guess what, I just drank a cocktail with butter and curacao and Lilt in it. I think it was made up. It was shitting disgusting.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Get away from that nail polish remover.
.



And give me back my lighter fluid.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# *groan*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haha
is that the one from eastenders? poor dot.


lucky rapist
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# He does love them Scooby Snacks!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Hahaha
This makes me smile :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Arf *stamp*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# That 'dog-hoss' looks like it corners on rails! Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Wow he's a lively one.........
.

.
My ant is lazy !
.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Hey
They gotta stop to eat at some point! :p
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Thankies
He's just riding it like he stole it! =D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# seriously though...
...that is fucken great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Some day..


Click the link below for the important second part.
www.b3tards.com/u/3631c8590be2b41a92c2/destroyer2.gif
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# CATERLOLS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# "These vol au vents are undercooked."
"ROFL!"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# MAE FY HOFRENFAD YN LLAWN O LYSWENNOD!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
POBOL Y CWM!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Was you in that?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I was!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Greetings to Cwmderi!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
#
Bydew ddiolch 'ch iawn lawer! Amcana ach arall chan 'n bath?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# ?
"Well thank ' dogs right much! I purpose you are being other with ' heartburn kind?"

This thing is crap!

:p
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do love these online translators! They have no idea of local tongue whatsoever! Tidy!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# They normally work with the germanic bases
But clueless with older languages
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
Yay for caterpillars!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Haha
that am lully
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha, awesome :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# hehe
wicked
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# And people wonder why kids are obese today!
ITS COZ OF THE FAT FUCKING CATERPILLARS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hahaha
=)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# EAT
is a great sound effect!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)
# YAY
:D
:D
:D
:D
:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# RAWR!
Destroy Destroy DESTROY!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Not until his legs grow!
Woo.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# wows
kaydie luffs this caterpillar
*clicks to buggery*
tis well ossum
even though i'm actually afraid of caterpillars...this one is teh best and i likes it =]
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# sorry
no he won't
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# fucking will.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Christs! .gifs are shit.
Im trying to find an APNG creator. Anyone know one?


And by know one, I mean know one that works. The FF3 extension thing is a big bag of shite.

Edit: Holy crap APNGs are massive. I MEAN FUCKING MONSTER SIZED

Edit edit: Smooth any lully I must admit though.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# When summer comes..
I'll be in my Faraday cage if you need me.

Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# If only him and Babbage had worked together!
Wooooo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i don't..but would you like to get your vagina cast?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Can I get your vagina cast please?
I dont have one....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# it'll cost you
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# How much?
Itll be worth every penny!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# 2 GRAND
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# *pays*
But I havent even seen your tits yet!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha.
ask mongy, he's met me, he can tell you what they're like.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# BUT MONGY IS A RAPIST!
I woudl ask Hexy for advice, but you're too old ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# ahahaha i've just realised
last night i was talking to you, and thought all the way through you were killerkitti... and your sig (plus fake chatting up of jeru) amused and confused me.

oops.
although.... ;D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# FAKE?!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# ohhh.
*sucks teeth*
god. this is... awkward.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I should say, you're supposed to tuck your teeth in when you give a blowjob.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)
# oh no i quite like the razor sharp raking of enamel
against my tender parts.
and the blood.
ohhhhhhhhh.....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# nibble quibble
?

(question, not an offer)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# aw what?
what am i supposed to do now?
i've already unzipped the fly man.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# All you seek..
is here

*runs*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# hey hey hey
hold on a minute!

you dropped your gay card as you were running!
come back!
*chases*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)
# And for my next impression..
Jessie Owens!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)
# woo woo!
*pppssst*
who's jessie owens?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Olympic runner!
(not seen Blazing Saddles?)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)
# nope
though i have heard it referenced in Robin Hood: Men In Tights

where Atchoo gets appointed the sheriff at the end and everyone's all 'a black sheriff?' and he turns to them and says 'hey. it worked in blazing saddles!'

i dont know why or if this is funny.
maybe i should go watch blazing saddles...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)
# You should..
Defo one of the best movies of all time.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Taking your flagrant homosexuality aside for a moment, done any writing, drawings lately?
Or have you just been having sex, what with the universities being back.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)
# haha flagrant
but no, i've been really unproductive lately
my foundation course just finished so i've been lazing around at home doing feck all.

i've had a few random half-crazed ideas, but nothing solid.

i did however, break up with my girlfriend. which made me a sad quibble :(
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I have very little idea how people would maintain relationships when they are at different universities.
That sounds pretty sad though, especially as you wrote about her a lot.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# it is tricky
but it's like i said to her, i didnt just want A Girlfriend, i wanted her.
but it'll be alright, cause we still love each other, it's just got to the point where she can't enjoy herself knowing it's coming to and end with us moving to opposite sides of the country.

but i'm gonna finish my animation course and i'm gonna find her, and we'll live happily ever after. you'll see.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Long distance relationships are really hard
Been there.. if you love each other, you'll find a way. (me and mine did)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)
# she's kinda hung up on the
not wanting to curb my fun thing
she wants me to go to uni and meet people and not feel tied down to a girlfriend.
which is obviously crazy...
i certainly dont understand what goes through that pretty little head of hers...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# It's easy to read into that
that she may not be a serious as yourself?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)
# yeah, i've thought about that
but we've talked about it quite a lot, and she's said she really does see us happily ever after kind of thing, like her parents who split up for uni have been married for 25 years...

she says she's worried we'll miss each other and something bad'll happen.
it's also the fact that i'm going into my first year, she's going into her 3rd year, and then she'll have this 3 year placement with ernst and young. there's really no forseeable time we're going to be near each other.
we wont even see each other over holidays because she'll be stressed over exams and such.

thanks for your thoughts on this by the way, someone impartial is kinda helpful.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# My predicament worked out for 'us'
18 years later, still married.

likewise, her parents..

I guess you just gotta run with it and see what destiny has in store for you both.

Best of luck and all that :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yeah my plan is to just see what happens
i mean obviously now that it's fresh i'm more likely to make promises about what'll happen in three years time that i might not keep.
i mean three years IS a long long time and people change.

it's the not knowing that annoys me though...
someone should hurry up and invent a crystal ball or time machine of some kind.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# No such luck when it comes to relationships
It's all about effort and teamwork from the both of you.

The 'team' will either pull through or it will not.

That is destiny
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)
# well yeah
it's like that episode of scrubs i always remember, where someones having a go at carla and turk, and telling them how ALL couples go through the same shit, but it's the ones that dont let that shit break them apart are the ones that stay.

but it's still enough to make you wonder, will i still like her in three years time, will she still like me?

the worst part for now though really is cause she's like my best friend never mind girlfriend, so i cant exactly cut contact and move on because i'll have no-one to talk to, and carrying on talking to her is just going to make me miserable for the next three years.
well... probably.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)
# I worry about people wanting each other purely in context.
They have fantastic, glorious times together, but days don't last forever. There's consequence, growing, aging, soon you can't just run around in fields having glorious days, you have a future and not just a present.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)
# i'm.... not actually sure what you're getting at
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Just that I worry that people have burning love now, but don't really think about how it works out in the future.
You know, people even say 'I love you' as if the term has a universal meaning. Then as time goes on it's 'I love you but' or 'I thought you loved me' because people never really about how their exact feelings or ambitions or what the future might hold or whatever.

I don't know, I just worry about people. People don't talk enough.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ahhh ok gotcha
well i kinda think though, that when you say 'i love you' it doesnt mean in like a universal sense, it's more an expression of that one little moment there.

like, it's that hot bubbling feeling you get in your chest bursting out your mouth.

i dont think you can ever really say anything in an Absolute sense, because you never know what's going to happen. the person you love might go mental and change completely. but then, that person that you loved back then kinda doesnt exist anymore.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Well then you say that you want to spend your time with the person they are now, you say you want to have 'days like these' forever but don't know what the future would bring.
There may not be any absolute terms, but there are a lot of terms to be had and the more you use the closer to a true expression you get.

Maybe apart from the seperation she was just giving you an excuse to seek company, try new things, try BDSM, try lovers, try men (and that's not so much a comment on the fact that you write love poetry as it is that everyone seems to be bisexual these days). Basically what I'm saying is, maybe she wants me to come round to your house and have anal sex with you, which you will enjoy, WHICH I WILL MAKE YOU ENJOY.

Or failing that we should do some kind of writing-drawing collaborative thing.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)
# well there is that
we're never going to know if we're right for each other if we dont try other things.
i dont think anyones ever really 100% certain about anything, unless they're deluding themselves, because everyone has self-doubt.
which kinda shatters the romantic idea that love is all heady and passionate and every particle of your being is a big heap of 'YES!'
but hey. this is reality.

also... a writing/drawing collaborative thingy? now i'm intrigued. i DO have some ideas that were built on a collaberative basis. gaz me you curious thing (that is not a come-on, honestly)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Yes.
I would like mine cast into the fires of mount doom.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i can do that
cos i woooooove wou!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# It will involve you travelling vast distances, carrying a heavy burden, alienating yourself from your friends,
coming into conflict with your own sanity and ultimately triumphing out of a tired sense of inevitibility.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# so like most things.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Indeed.
Especially true of masturbation.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# right, i'm going to bed.
*cuddles and love*

now look after yourself and if you ever need me or someone to talk to just gaz or e-mail me(tis in my profile).

xoxoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxox
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I can't tell what's serious and what's satire anymore.
I JUST CAN'T TELL!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Thats pretty cool
but I am a manbloke and do not have the right equipment.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i count two types of awesome here
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES WITH BEES ON
YOU ARE AWESOMENESS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :D
Finally done.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Cheers
:)
If I get any other ideas ill send them your way
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Good man :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# *does love*
Eeeeee
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Yes sort out a bash in Leeds.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# or a sheffield or yorkshire one
then I will attend
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# SUH-weeet!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Beee-zaaaaaap!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
i would like a tesla bee please
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Cakes for Kids


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Did you make all these yourself?
If so, Aces!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Of course
I like to make the effort on my daughter's birthday. I think it's because my memories of getting a birthday cake are few and far between *sobs silently*

I have some bitchin' Thomas the Tank Engine, Percy and Gordon cake pics but I cannot find them...I think the pics I took of them were pre-digital so I shall have to hunt harder.

Also, I have in the past made the obligatory 12" cock 'n' balls cake. It was awesome AND contained 3 different flavours of cake. That one wasn't for the kids though.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Well damn well done!
I only asked as a lot of entries this week have been google images :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I think if you post the cock and balls cake it might offend us
;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I know! We are so hard lined ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# LOL
luckily for everyone there is no image of that - my friend had the only copies of the pics we took and she lost them. Well done!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# you know what that means of course
bake another you cakey genius :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# ARRRGH
I flippin' would, only my oven's broken at the moment.

TOP TIP: never clean your oven. It'll break.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# over the course of my upcoming university course
i shall bear that in mind ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Unless you are about to gas yourself.
In which case you might as well put the effort in to put some dignity to the occasion
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Never clean your oven!
Just cook better!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# snowman
snowman
snowman!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Snaaaaaaaaaaake!
Its a Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
/Metal Gear Solid
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# How I miss my playstation just for that :0
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'm playing MGS1 at the moment...
It's one of those series that I missd out on for some reason or another, so I'm playing through them now (since number 4's out). :)

Up to the Cyborg Ninja battle. :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Ace!
My personal fave is the fight with Psycho Mantis!

That just rocked!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Oo, I shall look forward to that one then.
Anyway, I'm gonna be off to bed I think. G'night. :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# NIght Ordinary Dave!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Have you played the Metal Gear series as well?
Although the majority of the stuff from the Nes and snes games is summed up in MGS1.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Nah, I don't have a NES or SNES. :(
I had a Master System instead. :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Roms, roms, ROMS!
I can't say I have played them either, the knowledge isn't invaluable but there are a lot of references in MGS2 and other games to it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Encouraging young children to set fire to their fingertips?!
Appalling, truly.


;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# and get high!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I encourage children getting high.
Especially when they have poor balance and no adult supervision.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# you won't be saying that when we have our own children
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Well no.
I'd be there pushing the fuckers off the roof.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# You know I hate children.
Can't we just get kittens.....OR ROBOTS!

OR ROBOT KITTENS WITH BANSAWS FOR EYES
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You still here?
I saw the pic from gumtree! I want to be that mans sexy cinderella! And Im not even gay ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# yes, i'm here and i'm on /talk
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I like the snowman :D
I wouldn't do very well with the high 5 one, as i would actually high 5 it :/
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Id slap you with it
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Either that or open fist him ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# GOATSERAPELOLS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# ALRIGHT!
I rather like these, nicely!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)
# fantastic
my mum used to make really fancy birthday cakes as well
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# sup
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# aight holmes.
shiiiiiiiiiiit i know that barber. man he aint cuttin nuttin right.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# this is now my favorite masterconnor picture.
and i really like masterconnor's pictures a lot.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I actually thought it was by you as I scrolled down
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# no no.
i would have tp wish i could make something like this.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Maybe he just doesn't have the right tools.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# maybe his hair had just grow
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Has your legs just grow?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# not lately, they has.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# fo shizzle
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
b3ta has been absent of bloop for too long.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i was here on sunday
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# TOO LONG.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# damn right
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Dayum son
Shit be tight, aight?


Aight.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I am wondering if Labour are now paying
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I never have enough superlatives for your stuff
so I shall just click it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I asked for a number 5 and what did I get?!
ver' woo mastah
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# topical
in my world
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# tap tap, click click!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# The Fuck ?
He shouldn't be using the laptop, bad kitteh.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# that's what he gets for using windows 98.
GET WITH THE TIMES, CAT
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# silly kitty
you want xp or vista
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# no
the fluffeh path is linux
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Slam that laptop on his heid!
Ruddy cats...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)
# its got lights and a slowly rotating antenna thingy


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# :D thats awesome!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Oooh what is it?
What was it before it was the thing that it is now?

I like it :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i t was a bit of sheet steel i had left over from welding the car
the mechamism and lights come from a cheap and nasty rotating display stand from the pound shop
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Resourceful!
:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Superb!
It looks like brushed copper :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# nah its low light
my camera is struggling a bit, i wanted it a bit dark to show the lights up inside
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Just makes it look all dramatic really :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# You have teh skillz
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# your skills fill me with a jealous bile
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Corrrr
You're incredible.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *envys*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# the voices made me do it
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# HE'LL BE THERE FOREVER
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING PUNS TO CYCLE THROUGH
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Oooh
good word that man!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I was going to use terpsichorean, but I then realised I had to look up the spelling.
Plus no-one would know it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Oh
I knew terpsichorean, but not esurient!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I know both.

Because they are in a Monty Python sketch
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# visa versa
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# It's vice versa!
Nothing to do with visa, mastercard or american express :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you are right. i'm a bit sleepy and not thinking :(
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# thats not a word
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# means hungry
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Why not just say hungry then
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# To keep the lower classes from knowing we're like them in anyway whatso ever
for all they know we run on a kind of photosynthesis, gathering all the light reflected from the piles of gold deblunes we bath in every day.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# that would be the life
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# but even the working classes have different words for the same thing
fosters and piss, kebab and stray cat
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Patriotism and race hate.
Ooooh satire
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# and classism too.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, archived)
# No....I meant patriotism and race hate were different words for the same thing...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i'm not going to be drawn into an argument that i would be starting
so i'll leave it at "i see"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i think you guys should fight
naked
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Why do you even try to pretend?
You cannot fight your inner gay, he breaks into your house at night and deposits himself inside you.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# sometimes he leaves a note though
but he never cleans up the mess
bastard.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# why say epiphany rather than realisation?
why have the beauty and splendour of the english language at all?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I dont really like language
Im a numbers man
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Shouldn't that be proto-butterfly surely?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I can see the headlines now.
"Tom O'Bedlam stumbles with basic fundamentals of language.
Tits inside."
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# shhh don't mention logic....
"Jeru stumbles with basic fundementals of tits.
Logic inside."
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hah my edit renders your reply useless!
USELESS!

Plus I know tits, tits squeeze, tits flap, tits express themselves, I know tits.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# gah
stupid edit button
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# You have your own pair of tits (close to hand) and yet you can still not draw.
How is this possible! Tits are the inspiration for all works of art.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# they're in italy at the moment
thats why i haven't made much recently. and its not so much i can't draw, its more i've discovered how i like to draw and now i'm trying to learn how to draw like that.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Ahh I see.
So it's more a lack of taste than ability....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:43, archived)
# its more to do with being a cartoonist than an artist
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Now all you've got to do is write in some punchlines!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# punchlines are for pussies
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# As is insight, purpose or relevence apparently.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# but amiable inanity is priceless
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Worst Mastercard advertisement ever.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# The voices got me too.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# This is shit.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# goddamn dekion
that's so fucking shit
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I know, I'm tired.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# make a pun about how tired you are
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ErmmmmmmmmMMmmmm..
Sleepy-meepy?

Reet I'm off to Boobar Land.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Puns should be put to bed for tonight
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# make a pun about how puns aren't ever funny
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# That's something that can't really be argued
as it's a matter of taste.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ah.... I've popped me cherry at last
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# this makes me smile
pull up a meme, shop a snarn, etc.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha quality
"what the fuck boring cake? .... ah"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# hello~
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# What on earth is that made from?
Also, I quite like this introduction.

Hello :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Cayke luv
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I wondered this but thought you would have compo'd it...
So uhh, COMPO THIS!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# dunnit now thanks
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# a very pleasant start, sir or madam
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# why thank you sir/madam
I'll see you after class.... btw it's sir
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# male, eh?
*grooms*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# BooooooooooooM!
Nice!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# this was a good tuesday
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# A fitting introduction
Hello new person!
Have a Jaffa Cake
1 x Jaffa Cake
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Ta, I'll try not to blow it up
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# haha
Nice one
Hi!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Thanks everyone
*feels warm*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Wilkommen Bienvenue Welcome
"Drive on the Left"
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Woah
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# IF I SEE THAT SMITH ONE MORE TIME...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# fffffFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH


wait, that's not Smith. That's guy-talking-to-Smith.

Carry on.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# In all fairness, you didn't see Smith in that one
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You ninja FUCK
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# AND AGAIN
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# but why post everytime? are you asking me to stop?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# please dont
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# What a terrific one man bandwagon :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# check this guys picture out
www.gumtree.com/london/32/25111032.html

thoes trousers scare me.

and that pic is making me laugh for some reason.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# 'a serious relationship'
And he's looking on gumtree?! Oh the lol, the lol ...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# The only serious things you get from Gumtree
are stalkers and social diseases
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I think he looks awesome. Why is he so ronery? :C
Aside from scary trousers. It's the scary trousers, isn't it? GODDAMN IF ONLY HE WORE LESS SCARY TROUSERS.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# and the hands.
they look odd.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# They look photoshopped in.
That's not a jacket casually hanging off his shoulders. That's a jacket worn by a man with NO ARMS.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha they so do!
look at the tits on this one
www.gumtree.com/london/41/25115941.html
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# haha, and it looks like the front of his head is also the back of his head.
a true sign of a person that never takes life to serias.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# has he smeared his face with marmite?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha. maybe. thi guy looks like someone has just shoved something up his arse
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Haha
He's contemplating if he likes it or not.

Why are you looking through these? :D
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# cos i love bad personal ads.
and i found some corkers before..gumtree is awesome.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# he's a fucking psycho!
look at those eyes and tell me they're not scary!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# the teef are scaring me!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i'm not surprised!
the fact that he feels the need to say that he has a good attitude to females tells me he has serious sexist issues and may well be a control freak.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# now this one is clearly having a wank!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Haha what the fuck do most of these phrases even mean?
22 YEAR OLD ACTS LIKE 26 YEAR OLD AND IS VERY SUCCESS DRIVEN. LADIES WOWED.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# That was priceless.
Fuck yah, that's like four years of maturity yah, i've got like my own car and everything yah.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Oh my god
He is. And he looks like he MAY BE GINGER.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)
# yeah, looks like the ginger prince, is it harry?
well whatever one dressed up as hitler.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# nah
he's just checking to see if his balls have dropped yet.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)
# "i have a very good attitude towards females"
I only beat them with bags of oranges - saves on bruising.

Also, I'm a gentleman who won't come in your eye. Promise.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Ooh shit, I forgot to gaz you the info
I forgot to gaz you the infojust a mo..
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :)
thanks!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Damn
My spanging pan is worn out.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# my face is flat
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
At this time of night I couldn't raise the pan high enough anyway.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# A true tale of love, loss, life, and alliteration.
Photobucket
click for wallpaperyness.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# haha i love it
may well become my next desktop :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :3
I MISSED YOU, WILLWILLWILLWILLWILL.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You know how i roll.
see you in a few months when i find the hummus to make a new comic strip ;_;
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# :C
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

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