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# I officially have no life
since I started watching Rurouni Kenshin.
Have a doggish-masked samurai


Click for the rest
(genesis, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Nicely ninja'd and nicely drawn. WATCH SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHATEVER YOU'RE WATCHING ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I'm just going to have to watch more now
as I am spiteful
(genesis, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# *bottom lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# My bottom doesn't have lips, am I not normal?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)
# FREAKAZOID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Back to the travelling freak show for me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Wink at the bearded lady for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Also: the midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# And: all the other sexy freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# There's a sexy bearded midget you might want to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *giggles*
Oh you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# The ones with the backward knees
always intrigue me
(genesis, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Are ... other things... backwards... because that would be HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# you, sir, are sick
to burst your bubble, its just the knees :(
(genesis, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Hurrrpmh!!
I MEANT HER ANKLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# you and your fetishes
tsk tsk
(genesis, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# :( I'm fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# No.
You've clearly been a victim of bum-circumcision. There's support groups to help people like you!

(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun ?
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Arf!
That made me snicker, did that.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# well I get it.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I liked Jackson in Duckman
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# nostalgic?
watch every episode of rockos modern life, ever!

www.watchtvsitcoms.com/rockosmodernlife.php
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 20:35, archived)
# If you're gonna fall into a burning ring....
(Virulent, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ANAL SEX OMFG!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Not blurred enough.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Too brown
Game over man, game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Two-Stage Anti-Butter Missiles

The Marmalade was already defeated.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hooray :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 50k ish, unless animated, please, ta, thanks
*edit, also that third toaster from the left is clearly a shopped in one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Yes, I Am Fail Again
HappyToast, I had you in mind as I chopped this.
(Valefar So what?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I was not saying it was bad shoppage
it was a joke about the faked missile picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No worries...
I got your intent. (By the way, I very much admire your works.)
(Valefar So what?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha I like your way of thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# So optimise it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Now it's nice and small I can finally appreciate the splendour of the image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Goddam Jewish butter
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hah
Saturating into our banking and political systems, the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# pearoast
(trickyric, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# 9 Plan Failed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
NO HANDS! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# it's quiet tonight isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# That suits me fine.
/hangover blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'm recovering from too much exercise and effort moving paving
I have 7 ants nests underneath what was a green house, 3 red, 3 black and 1 flying.
I'm itchy now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Leave insulting notes at each nest, claiming to be from the other nests.
Then sit back and watch the destructive wars tear them apart.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# are you in charge of the middle east peace process?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Yes.
And Syria says you stink.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *invades israel*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha <3's u
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# good plan.
Ahh I miss SimAnt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Heh
let the genocide begin..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Im gonna
grass you up to the council
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:52, archived)
# ?
paving in my garden, not public paving
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# If
you say so :)
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# yay no hands!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# no hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# the cat is called no hands
www.cutelittlekittens.com/files/images/general/nohands_821.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# This can only be cured by sleeping with a fish on your head

woo yay nohands!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I really should have used another cat picture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I know for a fact that they are hard to find on the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I thought it'd be best to use the B3ta standard from the b3takit
but it seems to have drawn too much attention
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Nah, people will appreciate the rest of the pic once the ohmigoditsnohands! has worn off
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:56, archived)
# OMG NOHANDS!!!
*runs around screaming*

OMG NOHANDS!!!!!

*runs out onto the street, trailing toilet roll and shouts at passers by*

"OMG NOHANDS!!!"

passers by: "OMG!! NOHANDS!!!!"

me: "OMG NOHANDS!!!"

*walks calmly in and sits down after arranging chair carefully*

Think it's worn off now.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# May I remind you my good Dutch Sir
You remark upon b3ta's collective kitten, which hasn't been seen for a while on account of it being out and about inflicting hideousness and other horrors at the neighbors elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Look ma, no hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ear
Cataracts.

(oh and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Ear
Cataracts!!!
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS??????
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# just the top two frames as an anim gif
would look like the chap on the right is viciously taunting the chap on the left

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# LOLLING FUCK
Seriously, I did lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Cock shaped building
with little spuffy clouds on Anglesey today

(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# needs more..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Now thats
much better
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Awww!
You beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# once again, b3ta delivers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Nice username
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# 'I to come'?
It makes no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I would say
watch more german porn
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# To you I would say watch less
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
# One can never
have too little Deutsche porno
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Ihr Deutsch ist aber falsch!
Just sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)
# "But her German ist wrong?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# 'Your'
It's in the formal sense not that I know why I'm bothering being formal on this board!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# what? you aren't wearing a shirt and tie?
shame on you!

I'm wearing a shirt and tie

that's all I'm wearing however.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# AIEEEE!
schieben Sie es herauf Ihren Arsch dann
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte klemplatte schnitzel schmerg merm schmerg merm
schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# So eine Frechheit!!!
Ich soll Sie gleich im Mund schlagen!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# nein
ich trete Sie in der Penis zuerst!
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Komm mal,
sei nicht so gewaltätich! Ihr Name macht tatsächlich kein Sinn.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Nazi Pedantry Orgy!
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# KOMME!!!!
Not KOMMEN!!!! That's the bloody infinitive! What's wrong with you people?!

*explodes*

Edit: I just read the second bit. I doff my cap to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Haha
That really is unforgivable isn't it? What was the architect ever thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# a mushroom?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Cocks
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# They have added
some sort of jap's eye cock piercing to the helmet for added length
(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# "Teh cock" shirley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Reminds me of these fellas:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
#
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ...7 rings for the Dwarf Lords...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ha!
i am surprised that this hasn't been thought of.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I choose you, my little pikachu pony
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# i like this greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I need to download a film for the train.
Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# how longs the train journey?
if you fancy a documentary then "punks not dead" is quite interesting. classic silly war movie would be "kelly's heroes". heartfelt comedy "bubba ho tep" should set you right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# What kind of films does the train like?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i'm sure the train will like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZu1UVAx4L8
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I love that track
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:24, archived)
# For the train?
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:19, archived)
# haha
i liked that
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# runaway train
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I can recommend
that you see 21. ( Kevin " i don't take it up the pooper, how very dare you? " Spacey ). Which was excellent.
The Spiderwick Chronicles if you have to involve children.
You could then try 'The other Boleyn girl' which I loved. 'Stanley Cuba' which is utterly mental and '45' which has Milla Jojovic and Angus McFadyen in and was an outstanding surprise ( in a good way ).

Also I recommend 'In Bruges' with the Irish fella but it's a bit dark and maybe not for the train. I did nearly piss my pants a few times though.

These are the things I have seen recently. I saw Hancock, superhero movie, hulk, the happening,Pathology and shutter. I don't recommend any of these ( well Hancock was ok if a bit up itself ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i rather liked hulk actually
the other boleyn girl didn't tempt me too much other than having natalie in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:38, archived)
# And that my friend
is what a 20+ year gap means.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# haha perhaps
i shall never enjoy tudor drama though, i am sure of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:43, archived)
# 'download'?
*tsk*
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:32, archived)
# The Wages of Fear
from 1952, great for journeys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:33, archived)
# What an ignorant bunch
about the worst travel movie possible

Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# That is the gayest thing I have ever seen
and look who is telling you

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# i have achieved new pinnacles of gay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# hehe
edit: In other news I am currently frying organic fishfingers I bought last week and they look like little square pieces of dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Can you reconstruct the corpse with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Needs more black mane and reticing of bad poetry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I seem to remember drawing a
minigun for that. I have no idea what happened to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# aye, i still need to finish this.
i can't do the gun though. i think the hair needs some polishing too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Coffee

Espresso 113k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I like the shoppage on the left muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I like it also, as well as the MEGA cup.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# The mega cup leaves me cold.
I am utterly convinced that it is NOT a Chai Latte.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Ah,..
the cup is actually empty.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Pessimist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Piss a mist?
Yes, once.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Mega cup, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Now THAT's a MEGACUP.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# HOO HAH
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Scent of a Man-Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# She smells like a fish market on the hottest day of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Isn't Cappadocia ace? I think it's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I've never been.
But I hear nothing but good things.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# If I am not mistaken, that's the village of Goreme right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Fuck me, ya sho nose ya Cappas.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Evet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:20, archived)
# The mushroom houses are magic
but the underground villages are freaky.
(ceebs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Blessed are the cheesemakers

Not to be taken literally of course!
(Virulent, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Mm!
Blond Blessed!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# mmm, cheese and chives
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Chive-beard.
Jive-beard.

Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# hes a knockout
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Oh, that crazy Hitler.
What a wag.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Gotta get up to get down.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Better than yesterday's attempt, at least

'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# "Father?"
my daughter just asked,
"When you are dead, can you cut the skin off your arms so that I can have your tattoos as a picture for ever?"

Fucking scary 4 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# that is fucking creepy
which kids call their dad "father"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# My two eldest do.
The youngest calls me 'Dada' but then she'd only just turned 1.

At school the eldest calls me 'Dad' because she is embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Mine keeps saying
"Please sir, I beg of you. Please don't send me away."

It's only fucking school you urchin, we all did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Jim forbade me getting them to call me 'Sir'.
Father is fine.

I call my mother 'Mother' and my Father 'Man'.

My children call him 'Old Man'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# your son calls you sir?
is he off to boarding school then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# fucking right he is
he'll be going to the Duke of York in Dover unless he scuppers my plans.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)
# they're the sister school of my secondary school.
we have an annual rugby match against them, as i recall we won in my year.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# really?
I might have to aim higher then ;)

I just want a good military school for him but it's 4 years off yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ooo i'm not much of a fan of them
Gordon's and York's are both great schools though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:10, archived)
# My dad went to Gordonstoun, same year as Prince Charles
and I got sent to a shit comprehensive in Kentish Town :(

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:28, archived)
# socalist parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I think my mother was in the seventies and early eighties, I was constantly being dragged around CND rallies as a child
and similar lefty stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:39, archived)
# i shan't comment
i spent most of my teens in london protesting some bollocks or other. got waterhosed once too..
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It's only natural in your teens to be radical in some aspect or another
I find generally people tend to grasp life with a bit more comprehension and experience once they've lived a little and soaked up a few years, in the wider perspective; regardless of their political leanings

Which is what makes me chuckle when I think back on me doing exactly what you just said as a teen or a student, getting all worked up about this "unfair; unjust society" in some aspect or another, talking loudly about life in pubs as if I knew all about it, when to be honest I hadn't lived or realistically experienced life at all and was still at school

Given what i've gone through, I would have appreciated being sent to the public school to be honest, the comprehensive system is a nice idea, but you can't really learn if you are surrounded by fuckwits being brought up by fuckwits; and life is a one ticket journey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Jim is opposed to it,
but I want mine to board.

I did and I turned out, well, I'm sure that they will be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# i did and it didn't do me too much damage
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:15, archived)
# That's
an interesting thing to ask...
What was your answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I said that she could,
but that I was not going to arrange it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# "That's not really necessary dear, as you're getting a tattoo just like this for your fifth birthday"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Why doesn't she just have you stuffed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I have looked into the legality of this.
I was considering having my innards burned so that Jim can have a proper funeral for me, but having myself stuffed.

I wonder if I could sell myself in advance?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Something with some nice sage and onion should do the trick.
It'll be a feast.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# That is illegal,
but having me taxidermied is fine.

I was going to donate myself to my friend Derron, but it has since become clear that, hideous accident aside, I am going to outlive him.

Legality aside, Tom, who is terminally ill, has requested a quite illegal 'burning barge at sea', which I will try not to get arrested when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# My father has recently informed me
of his decision to leave his cadaver to Manchester university for medical research. He's extremely anti-theist and wants to make sure that there is no possibility of a fraudulent god-botherer presiding over a meaningless ceremony and this I agree with. But when he actually signed the papers and asked for my 'blessing' as it were, I could not give it and we've had quite an argument about it.
I just don't want to think of grubby medical students ( who as with most students have no respect or morals ) slowly dissecting my father over 3 years and then for me to receive a letter informing me that they burned him ( which is the process ). If I find him first when he croaks I have told him he's going to the peat bog and fuck his wishes and the authorities.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I have considered this route,
but I'd rather be Art.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I don't care what happens to his corpse
as long as it is dealt with. Same for myself. I just don't think that there is any dignity or use in it. I don't think that he really understands the implications of it and believes he might be a part of some great and helpful medical breakthrough rather than as a slab of meat for hungover wannabe surgeons to practice cutting up and take the piss out of.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# from what i've gathered having a real cadaver to use does aid learning better than computer simulations
i'd prefer to be a part of the bodyworks exhibition though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I quite like the idea of surgeons having actually cut up something very like a living human before they try operating on me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# i quite like the idea of not being operated by trainees though....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# They have to do their first operation sometime
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:03, archived)
# i imagine by being private i can avoid that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i've met and lived with medical students
the only thing i find creepier than a witchdoctor saying his nasty shamanistic rites over me is that horrible lot having anything to do with me. medical science be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I like the assumption that you'll be able to cut the skin off your own arms
when you're dead.
You obviously have a budding necromancer in the family. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# The tone made it clear that she meant 'can it be done'
rather than 'can Father do it?'

But yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I was about to post a 'what have you done' remark
until a chuckle set in

Very woo, gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Oh yes,
I threadjacked, but I clicked 'I like this' first.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# But you do have a very scary daughter matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I have 3 scary daughters.
Indeed, the middle one is, in many ways, the least obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# nicely done!

and more life-like that this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Yay! A seam...
thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Seam Spam Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Very well done.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)
# So
I wanted to make this for several days now, but it turned out shit

So I made this one as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Looks good to me.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# How odd
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# YES!
Woo matey, though some part of me doubts your average AT-AT or AT-ST pilot would be so tolerant

They are all fiendmasters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I can assure you that several seconds later, they all shot him RIGHT up the man-cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Ah, good
I would hate to think they were letting the side down, being nice or moderate or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# yay! I can trot this out
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Top one without the AT-SW would be better,
although the bottom one is more technically correct, the top one works best visually.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I had the top one in my head, but I couldn't get the perspective right with the source images
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ...
Hahaha that is just brilliant!
(Helo, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Charles Dickens card


Click for bigger (81KB)

God I'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I have the theory of evolution special card
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Oh Earl Otterby, your such a card
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Goose!


Have some past paintmashes, too.

(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday goose.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I like the eye with the fez!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Ta!
His name is paul.He likes a dance, does paul.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ruddy hell!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:15, archived)
# In a good way, or a bad way?


or a sex way? I know what you b3tans are like..
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# A Celebration Of Life Death And Origins Of Our B3ta Ancestors!
w/y/h
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Ancestors?!
I'd come over there and poke you with my walking stick, but my back's playing up something rotten. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Fezeye am the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Thanks!
Here are some more:





And a birthday card I made for a friend:
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd always hoped they would be more blue....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# If only.
/having to watch this show with a two-year-old blog.

clickety-click.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:45, archived)
# You have a 2-year-old blog?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:49, archived)
# They're so cute at that age.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I know.
after three years blogs become a bit dull...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Yeah, its when they start talking back that the issue arises :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:48, archived)
# BONE. FUNNY. HELLO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# TKL THE BONE GO ON YOU HV 2!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I DNT UR LIEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:52, archived)
# LOL I AM HAR HAR HAR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I H8 U. CR& LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
# LOL I JST 8 CRSPS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I AM 8IN BEER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:13, archived)
# NOW I AM 8IN TEA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Don't you hate it when the girl you like
turns out to be an awful racist?


Hello, everyone!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hahaha!
silly cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Bloody racists.
Coming over here, taking our jobs....of insulting people who are different to us
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Haha! Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ahahahhahahaa
"Er... My dog was chinese."
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# "feckin' GREEKS!"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] tea time.


previously: family guy the simpsons

orangespace deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Woo! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Hell yes!
Those are all fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# bod goes south park!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# hee hee
very nice.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Lovely, really lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# The Butters show.
PS. PROTEST FAGS IN MY TOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# added some random kitten to avoid toap
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I'm not sure what this is about
But it gives me the fear.

*wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VGM_jAzPj8
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# 6 years?!
oh my. congrats
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Yes, six years.
Back in my day, you used to have to walk 15 miles to get to the nearest internets, and it took 20 minutes for the board to fully load etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# but 6 is no age
i still feel young at 5 years 10 months 7 days
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Pipe down, Grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# whippersnapper!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha
LOUD NOISES
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# hahah
I ♥ kittens
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Most over-quoted film ever.
I remember I saw it a couple of months after it came out, but I already knew all the punchlines :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I've just figured out who Amy Whinehouse reminds me of
Janice from Friends.
Except a more slutty one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# and hotter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I find her repulsive.
She looks like she's going to break.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Definitely needs a bit more meat on her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# And a bit less hair
I bet she's got a hairy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That one's pretty easily solved
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# she used to be quite "I say!" but now she's a fucking junkie mess of poo and clots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# And that doesn't do it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# everyone loves lamp


much like everyone loves raymond, except everyone doesn't love raymond, because he's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)

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