I see nothing wrong here...Also: compo it.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:40,
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I see nothing wrong here...
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Abusive ducks"){kind=small}
TRY THIS:('< - FUCK YOU, THREAD DELETING SHITCUNT
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Ttssattsr,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:46,
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^ thisI found strangely awesome..
*shrug* :)
Jimmer still not dead at,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 6:51,
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No it doesnt.Because stupid americans can move teams with no word or say so! The ducks are from fucking Anaheim!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:05,
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just incase any one ws thinking....I am not American!
and fair enough.
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Thu 24 Jul 2008, 0:58,
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and fair enough.
Ahhh I see!It's funny because "The Mighty Ducks" was a hit Comedy released in 1992. And a "Duck" is species in the Anatidae family of birds. It's like a play on words for the Compo. Excellant!
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rgordon00,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:23,
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I like this because...I used to live in Cincinnati. It's unfortunate how it's wasted a lot of its potential :(
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Sat 26 Jul 2008, 3:08,
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I was gonna write in the way that Daffy speaksit's harder than you might think.
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Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:42,
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We're onto them, alright
Their digital skills can't hide them...
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:37,
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thank youthe eyes are hand-painted for extra wrongness
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:53,
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ah!should of just not been in the pictures though, shirley?
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:43,
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I tried duck once.Made me feel ill.
Turns out it was hoisinous.
(Turns out it was hoisinous.
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:37,
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hahahow do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
(Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKING HELL!
That's bloody scary! :D
(That's bloody scary! :D
ClanSoul,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:40,
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you forgot...and a nice pancake, quack,quack,quack,quack.
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P3L3 is not my real name.,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:55,
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What about 1? Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36,
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One is fine. Thank you for asking.And how are you?
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Puromycin is still licking windows,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38,
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hoho! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts.,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38,
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can you do 6 being scared of 7?and then him imagining 7 eating 9?
please :)
(please :)
Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:37,
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Hahahah!How far to you intend to take this?
I suggest, for 8, you have a 1 (anorexic) laughing at the one fat lady.
(I suggest, for 8, you have a 1 (anorexic) laughing at the one fat lady.
ClanSoul,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:43,
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not really an abusive duck.It's more a duck you can abuse
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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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Abusive?and what the heck was that to begin with?
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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I think it's a type of hairdryerthat you stick your cock in
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36,
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"abusive ducks"not abusing a duck!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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ok, don't you lot dare blame me for thisi'm going to bed
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mongychops,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:34,
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WantsOh God, am I thinking out loud again?
Also: I'll peck the face off the bastard who thought up this challenge. RIGHT OFF.
(Also: I'll peck the face off the bastard who thought up this challenge. RIGHT OFF.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35,
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Haha, blimey.Surely with your screen name this is EXACTLY the compo for you.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38,
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It uses the wrong plug though.That and the question:
Why would anybody be aroused by a duck...
Especially one with no feathers...
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Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:36,
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Why would anybody be aroused by a duck...
Especially one with no feathers...
Pains me to say itBut surley a duck is more arousing than a torch in general? At least you can imagine daisy.....
..........fuck
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Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:38,
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..........fuck
Reminds me of..... The film Teeth. Anyone else see it?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
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Thu 24 Jul 2008, 10:55,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/
she's just desperate and trying to earn some moneyworking as a quackwhore
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:39,
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In pain in the membrane Nice duck!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:26,
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SCARY SCARY BRAIN DUCK. Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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Just add a speach bubble with 'What tha fuck you lookin' at' in it, andyou'll soften the grumpy people above.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:31,
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I don't think they are bad at heart....It's all the wifebeater and crack that does it.
Call him a CNUT all ya like... He's got one hell of a comedown to look forward to.
(Call him a CNUT all ya like... He's got one hell of a comedown to look forward to.
The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23,
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Possiblythe two most evil things on the planet working in league with each other.
Be afraid.
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Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23,
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Be afraid.
Read the moospaper?Watch the moos?
Eat moosly?
*Edit* How rude of me. Woo to you!
(Eat moosly?
*Edit* How rude of me. Woo to you!
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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you really aremilking the cream of the pun crop
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arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23,
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I hope it was aMOOsing. Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:24,
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There's MOOre where that came from. Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:29,
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before she goes to bed in my housenice!~
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:22,
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yeah, but that fucker was asking for it/character witness
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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beat that doglike it owes you money
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23,
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hahahahaaaleave the kids out of it you slaaaag
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:20,
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Bastards.Or at least they will be.
:)
(:)
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:20,
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Hahahahthat's a cracking pic.
;]
(;]
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:35,
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Cook the man some eggs:)
Nice work
(Nice work
enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers,
Thu 24 Jul 2008, 9:03,
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*clicky*most woo
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venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons,
Fri 25 Jul 2008, 12:24,
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ARGH! KNITTED POULTRY! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:17,
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i always love to see this one dragged out plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:18,
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Revenge.......is a dish, best served cold.
Unlike fried eggs, which are awful served cold.
Duckmongous.
(Unlike fried eggs, which are awful served cold.
Duckmongous.
jonbontempi,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:17,
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In Finland we had cold fried eggs, rye crackers and cheese for breakfast each morningand it was darned good!
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:20,
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That sir, is good info for me.....cos i'm off to Finland end next month for a wedding. In a forest.
Not my usual weekend fodder I tell you, but v much looking forward to.
(Not my usual weekend fodder I tell you, but v much looking forward to.
jonbontempi,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:23,
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Good Lord.You bloody ornithologist.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:14,
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Indeed it is.*Has all of them thanks to the wonders of torrenting*
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:19,
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I don't get it.:/
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15,
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Anatideis the the water bird group that ducks are in.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:16,
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OoooohI guess I should've paid better attention in 6th grade science. xp
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:17,
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don't worry i didn't know it off my headi knew it began with an A though, i was hoping for something closer to Artois, but you get what you get.
( Nathanial Hornblower,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:19,
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Hahahah.The only thing I remember about animal groups is something having to do with sea anenomes. And I don't even really remember it.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:21,
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That took me so much longer than it should have. Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:13,
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In spirit of this weeks compo...youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU
Although I'm sure most people have seen it before...
(Although I'm sure most people have seen it before...
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:16,
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This week I 'aave been mostly, doing facebook graffiti.
Psssst. What's all this duck nonsense?
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:11,
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they are awesomealso new image challenge.. ducks are abusive cunts.. photoshop away etc.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:12,
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hmmm...Photoshop and ducks rarely go together well, but when they do; WOOAAHH THEY DON'T HALF GO!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:14,
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WooCan you do ducks? Preferably abusive ones, mebbe beating up their spouse?
Or something vaguely like that?
Why?
They asked somebody that once, and look where it got us. You know what why did, don't you?
(,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:12,
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Or something vaguely like that?
Why?
They asked somebody that once, and look where it got us. You know what why did, don't you?
I think so.*scarpers*
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15,
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facebook is the new gay prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:13,
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and you're the lube. bitch.:)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15,
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top notchi never see graffiti that good on facebook.
i clearly mix in the wrong circles
(i clearly mix in the wrong circles
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15,
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according to section 4 paragraph 7 appendix bthe duck may not be in an abusive relationship with another duck
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:06,
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anusive:adj., lit. like or resembling anubis
Edit: ninjaed hey... oh well i feel the post should be kept unaltered as a dictionary guide.
(Edit: ninjaed hey... oh well i feel the post should be kept unaltered as a dictionary guide.
arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:07,
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that's because you don't want to have a typoon a pedant post.
:D
(:D
arrangedletters,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:09,
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supposed to be farmyard animals, but lets face it ducks are cunts, that is probably his bit on the side when he is not home beating his donkey wife mongychops,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:07,
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Or indeed Fishwife. Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:08,
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