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# 28th July - Splishy Sploshy wallpaper
Folk keep asking for some Splishy Sploshy wallpaper so I done one - more laters



Click for enormousness
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# SQQUUUIIIIDDDDD!
lovely stuff, sir!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)
# aw it happy!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Ning. Mmmm MMmmm, looks delish...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I know you've changed something in this picture but I can't work out what the hell it is.
The spaghetti looks different.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i think
it might be the sausages
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:58, archived)
# they're worms, Michael
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)
# OHHHHHH!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# i don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)
# They're at it again
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:40, archived)
# putrefaction
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:43, archived)
# Hahaha... WHAT?

* N I N G - B O A R D !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)
# Good mooooooorniiiiiiing WB
and 'ning teh board!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)
# the most uncomfortable part of that pic, is STILL the kid....You can't out gross him...
'ningles everyone!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)
# ahh nice :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha....
o_o
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I say we nuke it from orbit.. It's the only way to be sure
hahahah, excellent stuff!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)
# This is spectacular.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I just saw this,
spectacular!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hhaha
aec
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Mmmm grub
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Q: Yes, but does Liv Tyle?
A: Not quite
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)
# dance, little elf girl...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:41, archived)
# world domination.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)
# reposted below...
...(as it should be)...what's up Doc?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i smoke a bowel get stoned for twenie (420) 4: 20 9/11 never forget to get stoned.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:01, archived)
# DUUUUUUUDE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# this is a fun time it is a bong time (duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude).
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)
# MAR-HUNA.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Basses are better than dux.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Gerggg
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)
# BASS...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Now feel the power of the Duck Side of the Force
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:59, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:20, archived)
# ...i don't think so...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Compo it...
Hard!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hail Our New Duck Overlords

Click for bigger (80KB)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# And Some Peas
Of The Series:

Click For Biggererer.



Don't Click For Biggererer. It Wont Do Anything
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Ooh
Winna!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:41, archived)
# fricken laZer beams!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:52, archived)
# ^_^
回來笨鴨!如果我不能給你我的客戶我成為破產!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Translates as
once; one time; one round; one game; one bout; one heat; one inning
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# I BEG TO DIFFER
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Teh Internets
Is Never Wrong.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:40, archived)
# ONE VISION
*queens it up*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Comes back the stupid duck! If I cannot give you my customer I to become the bankruptcy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:38, archived)
# ¬¬!
金融災難!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
# ninja edit
这是你的错。你吃烤鸭。现在,鸭,将接管世界。
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:18, archived)
# !
鴨逃脫出來焦爐。我離開氣體活躍。
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:22, archived)
#
对不起,你会说英文吗?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Financial disaster!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# well
I for one, welcome our new Anas platyrhynchos overlord
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# that's easy for you to say
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Its Not You Know
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Let's just say,
If she were to lay a bunch of eggs right there, I wouldn't brood over it
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:35, archived)
# next week
I wanna do an abusive Elephants compo
pixdaus.com/single.php?id=67260
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:54, archived)
# COR!...NEEDS MORE FEAR!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Purdy
Good
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Chocolatey cocoa buttery gooodnes godess . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:11, archived)
# she stayed out in the rain and rusted
now she is all rutsy :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)
# DONE BE RUTSY!
HAS A TOATS!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:49, archived)
# toats sounds good, but I should be aseep
and not toatsing
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Oh so no toats!
I have to get up early tomorrow so I'll probably head off soon.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:56, archived)
# SEPIALADY
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:42, archived)
# LOLWTF
LOLOL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:48, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:49, archived)
# i like the warm tones. nice change from the cool greens and blues.
i like those too, but change is always good.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Gear Driven
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)
# euuurghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# *Dies*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Won't Somebody Please Think
Of The Epileptics?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:09, archived)
# yes, I'll think about them now
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
# spins!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# ...wanna come to my picnic?.....................WOO !!!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# boing!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Here comes the lady fingers . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)
# that illustrates
the convoluted path ants take on the way to heaven

and thus proves they always turn up late for the party
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)
# SWAT Team investigates . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)
# there's a moose loose aboot this hoose


That's what u get for being drunk and listening to old snogs

songs
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# MOOSE R DEADLY
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# THIS YES
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# R DEADLY!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# OK SO
WHAT ABOUT SNAXE?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# OR MOTHS!
MOTHS R DEADLY FIRST.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# i am being attacked by deadly r moths as i type
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)
# SNAXE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# snaxe!
what's the plural of snaxe?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# SNAXE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# SNAXE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)
# SNAXE R FRENDLY
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
# NOT A DAY GOES PAST WHERE I DON'T CURSE INDIANA JONES FOR HIS ANTI SNAXE HATE SPEECH.
NOT A DAY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# NOT. A. DAY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# CURSE YOU INDIE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)
# YES
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# that doen't look like a particularly loose fitting hoose
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# OH AWESOME.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Whoo goosed the moose ?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hoose moose in hoose hoose?...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
# duck that's ace man
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
This is great.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)
# for some reason
watching this loop while listening to "You Fat Bastard" by Bad Manners seems to work disturbingly well
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)
# yeah...kinda!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# If you turn it upside down, it looks like a man with a boat for a head and a double-japseye penis and no arms
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# raise the roof, yo...

(oops...i think i did something wrong)...oh well...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# YAY!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)
[challenge entry] found this skulking about on my brothers pc
So blame him


(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Oh for pitys sake.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Oh Dear
3 years in? You should know better.
If You Didn't Make It Dont Post It

READ FAQ
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT 200 rupees.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# rarw
i knw i know but it late and i nearly passed out because of the heat etc etc


poor excuse ahoy cap'n
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I am the angel of death
the time of purification is at hand.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# heat? what heat?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)
# YOU FOUND AN ORANGE RUPEE - THAT'S WORTH 200 RUPEES! YOU'RE JUMPING FOR JOY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# NOT TOO SHABBY
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# A YELLOW RUPEE!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I FOUND A KEY BUT IT CAN ONLY BE USED IN THIS DUNGEON DESPITE BEING IDENTICLE TO ALL KEYS
WHY IS THIS
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# MICROCHIP TECHNOLOGY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# CRAFTY GREEN FUCKERS
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# MICROCHIP TECHNOLOGY.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# DENTAL PLAN
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# BREAST CANCER
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)
# LISA NEEDS BREASTS
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Mmmmmm...
....donuts!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# LISA WAS INCORRECT?
Yeah, huh?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Too bad
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I think I recognise him
Who is he?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You just think you do because you are RACIST*



*found on a random picture that I cant seem to find any more
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hey, they are very fluffy
yeah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# my advice would be: NOT to say this to a gang of them...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# No you know what, you get 2 for being so fail
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)
# SHIT ITS THAT PAEDOPHILE GUY BUT IN A MORE CUNNING GUISE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Pop goes the lolly . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# HEY!...YOU CAN'T COMPO THAT!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# DANGER SEEKERS
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# OH GAWD!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Lol racist duck :)

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# WTF IS THIS DOING ON THE POPULAR PAGE?
GODDAMN RETARDS!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Hello everyone. I don't know if you remember me...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Lordy!
With animations like that who could forget you?!?!?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hehehe
Cool...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# OH GOOD LORD!
Hello sentient-wobbly-teeth-guy.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Wowee!
This is like Microwave, but animated!
Lovely :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Oh hey...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Yay for better shot!
That looks fab!
I definately prefer it how I liked it when you were in the past.
When you were at the park with Emily in that swing picture I vextored, but THIS IS STILL A GOOD HAIRYTYPE FOR YOU.
:]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
thank you. :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I definately prefer it how I liked it when you were in the past.
NO SAM. THAT'S SILLY. THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, MARKFAHA.
I LIKED IT HOW SHE HAD IT A TIME BEFORE NOW.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# NO SIR.
It reads like, "I enjoyed the manner in which I liked it, back when you were visiting the 14th century".
THAT'S SILLY. THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I watched Back to the Future III earlier
That is silly and makes no sense but it totally awesome at the same time.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# And the previous iterations had less of a fuck what the factor to them?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# NO U.
Maybe that's the point, though?
Maybe I'm just trying to confuse you.
Maybe by distracting you ICANSTEALALLOFYOURPETSTOPERFORMEXPERIMENTSONTHEM *rushes around stealing your pets to perform experiments on them*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING TOUCH MY PETS BITCHFACE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# DON'T TRIFLE WITH ME, PISSHOOK.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING END YOU.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# WELL I'LL START YOU
wait what?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# GO TO BED
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# NO WAY.
I'M SO NOT GETTING UP EARLY TO GO TO THE BEACH OR ANYTHING.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# LAME.
I have to get up at like 8:30 tomorrow.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I'm leaving the house 45 minutes before that.
Ross is getting me to my auntie's house.
They shall store me there until such a time as my bus arrives, at 10am.
D:
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Hahahahah
Lame.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Yeah well at least Grace invited me to her house for the night.
So she's not making me unhappy now.
I THINK SHE'S STOPPED BEING A RATBAG.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I HAVE A BLOG
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I HAVE A I'M GOING TO BED NOW GOODNIGHT EVERYONE
PLZ READ IT THX.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Go on, repost it,
You know you want to ;)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Wrong vextor :]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I preferred it when she didn't have the sideburns of a butcher from the 1920s.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I DON'T have sideburns.
DXDXDX
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Is that the new series?
/comment on how tv programmes tend to add letters, often including "X", to the end of the title to make it seem "cooler"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Shu'up
x]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Nu'uh
Footbag
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# NO U!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# JOHN LENNON FUDGE
OR LEMON AND LIME FUDGE?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# CHOCOLATE
IT IS ONLY EVER CHOCOLATE
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# AMERKIN AM STUPED.
FUJ IS KNOT ALWAIZ CHOKLIT.

FUCKeN;/
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Oh hello, I've drawn some emo boys.
Also, would you like some meat?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I bet that's your dream woman.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# What, cut up into easily digestible pieces?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I was referring to the knife, you freak.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I HATE YOU JERU
YOU ARE A CUNT AND I WILL END YOU
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
# You couldn't even end The Doors whilst on holiday in the most southernly part of Britain
during Ragnarok.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I ended Ragnorok once,
it
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)
#
Mini poll bar
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I WILL MOTHERFUCKIN END YOU
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# No you won't.
You're a shit little girl.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I AM A JERSEY GIRL
I can beat the crap outta you.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)
# You are shit.
Shit little girl.

That is all.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# you're the guy with two names...
...right?!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Yeah, sortof...
My middle name is Conrad.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Can It Be
Milked?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# It can, but not for traditional calcium-based milk.
I will produce a sulpharic milk of dark matter, which drinks you.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Shit.
Black Coffee It Is Then.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I think I remember you.
I like your picture :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Cool!
I am hopefully going to come here more often from now on.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You'll never leave.
:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange aeons, even death may die.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# "post bear's anus".
aaaaaaaaaah.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# haha.
cunt.

heh.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)
# Goo good.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Kinda . . . those teefs look familiar . . .
So I might as well click this for the future past !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Do you remember me?
THAT IS THE IMPORTANT QUESTION.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# YES, I DO
I DO
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLICK ON ANYTHING... WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# GAH!
Daffy is exploded!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ...send all your money to the ducks...NOW!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# No, send ME your money!!!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# NO!...ME!...ME!...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# All I've got is vert to go !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ...saves on weed...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# look at htis thing.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Endlest tunnel . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# ...it has no effect on me, what-so-ever.

(this is not me)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Ning
What do you call a blone with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)
# shitty duck man.
oh god.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# yo ghost cop...
...jesus was looking for you.

...he wants to interview you for the FP.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# one more attempt at world domination...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Steve's Living Room...

...was a bit too
empty.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Shitting christ!
Needs more fear!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Don't eat anything!
D:

(That bit always scares the crap out of me)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# ^this
I so love Pan's Labyrinth.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Get out of my way you fucking fairy bastards,
I want a cocking grape!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ...i've got something in my eye...
...the right one.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Thank you . . . you've reminded me . . .
that it's time for my eye drops !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# needs washing...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Skill
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# No, srsly...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Draw Mark.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Draw Mark as a cat.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# LOL HE IS NOT CATBOY
LOL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T DRAW MARK AS A CAT I WILL PUT YOU ON IGNORE SO HARD.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# PSSH
LIKE FUCK YOU WILL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# DON'T TEST ME.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I WILL SO TEST YOU
*gives math test*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I WILL FAIL IT, AND THEN IGNORE YOU.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# YAY FOR FAILING MATHS!
I had a tutor and still failed my final.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You're a lost cause. You even have lame hair now.
Tsk tsk.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I have frickin' awesome hair now.
check it.
Bitch.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# NEEDS TO BE LONG AGAIN.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# And then it's a pain in the ass though.
So no.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# But it's nicer :(
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# But it's a pain.
It only looked good cos the extensions. My real hair is lame. It's all thick and wavy and puffy and LAME.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You dropped this *s*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Shhhh
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Oh but I think he is.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Pssh
what do you know.

Also, hello how was your holiday?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I know a bunch of stuff, asshhuuullly.
Holiday was relaxing and nice thank you :)
I saw lots and lots and lots and lots of kitties, so that was fun!

How're you?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Hahahah
sounds awesome. :D

I am good. I am going to a concert tomorrow. Yay! xD
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# A concert of whoooo?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Vans Warped Tour.
Oh yes! :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I put on my ears and whiskers...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I need to start writing your names down
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Do you have a fluffy tail anyway?
That'd be great :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I'm fluffy on the inside.
Well, mostly.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Yeah right.
xD
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I WILL FUCKING END YOU
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# YOU NEVER
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Draw the ensemble from rent singing Seasons of Love!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Oh my...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Draw a lovely thing riding a lovely thing!
And tell me what you have been doing today below :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Okay!
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Draw your paycheck
I do it every other week.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I don't have a job.
:[
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Draw Yourself
Some Iris'!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Psh
who needs irises. Iri? Hahah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Sword fighting with guitars . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hmm....
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Needs more YOUR GLASSES ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD glasses
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I love them sunglasses. My cousin gave them to me when I gave hers back.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I heard sback is fatal.
I can't believe you'd give someone sback.

You sicken me.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Uh, what?
You idiot.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Oh, right.
I see.

They are good glasses, yes :]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I know!
:D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Dead nuns with pinwheels!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Draw
*shoots Sans Sheriff*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *runs away*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# draw a polar bear...
...in a snowstorm...looking at a blinding light.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Armadillo pls.
Not enough drawings of armadillos.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Dude.
I don't even know how to draw armadillos. xD
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)
# you draw a rat...
...with a shell on it.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# atomic is pretty much right
but you have to make sure the shell has the appropriate overlapping bits :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Hahahah
Oh wow.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Holy Cow I love your eyes! And only now I see the light!


This evening I have mostly been listening to Elbow and Bloc Party and rejoicing with a couple of glasses of Peach Champagne.

I have also been sticking SuperDave stickers all over the place. (Anyone else who wants to send me stickers to cheer me and my environment up feel fre :D)

What have you been listening to and feeling, drinking and doing!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Good music. Feelin' good. Appletiser. Lazing.
:)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Good music?
I think we may disagree ;)

Appletiser is the win of non alcoholic beverages! Closely followed by Nesquik!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I have been playing:
RHCP, The Bronx, Dax Riggs and Fistula.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I have heard of one of those bands.
But I do quite like them :)

I still remember the joys of listening to Califronication for the first time after I had bought the cassette from MVC :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Otherside is like MAH FAVE SONG EBUR.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# This Can Only Mean One Thing:
"Hedonism bot? If you would be so kind do the honours?"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# And the point that you are trying to make by
posting a dimensionally massive TOAP is?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Hedonism Bot Says
That it is that time of the night when antipodian homosexuals join the board.

EDIT: Listening to the soothing hum of my system fan, feeling the lump behind my ear, drinking tea and pissing around on Gmod.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hedonism Bot is a miserable cunt then IMO.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Nah
He's gay too so he loves it.

Sorry if im not being twee enough for you here.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Today I have been listening to my iTunes on shuffle.
I am tired and happy though, because Vans Warped Tour is tomorrow. I'm bringing my camera. I got a hair cut. I have bubblegum.
The end. xD
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# THIS STORY LACKS PERIL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I DON'T NEED NO MOTHAFUCKIN PERIL
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# OH I THINK SO.
PERIL, PERIL, PERIL.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# NO WAY MAN
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE YOUR PERIL.
IT'S TOO BROWN.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Yes.
.
.........D
.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# We went to a diner to buy Greek salad.
The woman who took our order looked worn and tired and couldn't manage a smile, and in fact taking our order seemed to exhaust her.
I hadn't been in this particular diner for years, and I'd forgotten what a nice space it is. The dining area is split into two. The second part is slightly sunken and you have to go down a few steps to get to it, which makes the whole place seem bigger but cosier somehow. With the right decor it could actually look pretty classy... but what they've actually chosen to decorate the walls with are 'humorous' clipart chickens and other cartoony animals complete with speech bubbles and omg-so-funny text. It really brings the tone down.
As we left, the terminally disappointed woman suddenly became much more animated and cheerful "You have a GREAT evening!". I realized that this is a fairly common pattern in New Jersey... that switch between seemingly pissed off and suddenly cheerful and friendly. Kk seems to think her change of mood was due to the fact that we were leaving and she wouldn't have to deal with us any more.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Arf!
They aren't too fond of us Brits in New Joisey.

When I was in NJ City on business a couple of years back I got rather abused by the staff in a bar. What made it even more Ironic though, was that it was an Irish bar :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Pah!
They fucking love me.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Drinking milk, listening to the sounds of nature and contemplating my navel . . .
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Got fluff?
I bet it is blue if you do!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] You made me . . . Miss !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I'm not surprised that he missed
with a ducks hand going straight through his belly :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# She likes the screaming of the flesh wounded.
A dull thud is hardly entertaining for birds.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Ah, so they ARE descended from birds after all!
Science at work!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# The origanal J-Duck ruled !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# They are ducked now.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Straining a pun here...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I originally read that as
I want to ball eve.

and thought it was some crude campenologist sex joke..
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Or else he really just wanted to shag the robot from WALL-E.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Who doesn't?!?!?!?!
She's hawt! ;)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Not mine but thought it needed a little summat extra
Quick little edit:

[IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c293/wilsonian/duckjurassicparkrex1.jpg[/IMG]
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)
[challenge entry] If this hasn't been done I will eat my cake


cfb
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
posted humourously

(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# lol
the movie is really different than the book
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# What sort of cake are we having ?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Wedding cake
Not mine, Mrswoodbine's brother's. Want some?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Indeed I do . . . I have my own shovel too !
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# *sends cake gaz*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# That's exceedingly woo
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

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