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#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 5:12, archived)
# A yay, and a goodnight:
YAY. GOODNIGHT.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 5:16, archived)
# g'night
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 5:36, archived)
# do something!!!!
i want to see your images :(((
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Haha!
morning you rotters
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:33, archived)
# muslims

i was listening to this band called the muslims today. so have some muslims. i was gonna add some baubles or turn them into chess pieces. something to make it better. but now i wanna go to bed. and some kid burnt my neck..
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:04, archived)
# Bet they have
killer bodies under those curtains.

NIGHT ALL!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Or salt and black pepper and white pepper.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:13, archived)
# "mofaha, Tue 5 Aug, 4:13, a friend"
NOT FOR LONG, BUCKO
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:20, archived)
# OH SHIT
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 4:37, archived)
# HORMONES.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)
# hmmmmm, needs more jelly.

'ning all
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# That is terrifying
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Go Speed Racer! Goooooooooo!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# he has my nans fingers
woo!
also, nite b3ta!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Greetings to the Freeman
In other news:
BANZAAIIIIIII
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Grand Theft Auto Killing
The area this happened in is called Bang Phlad. I would not even venture in there with the Thai Army behind me...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 5:10, archived)
# hehehe
that's cruel....:)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I am hell bent on shagging this lass.

Click for bigger (70KB)

'nother One
'nother Two
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# But she's a drawing
think of the paper cuts
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# If the guy from
Ah-ha can do it, so can I.

*humps paper*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I don't know what
I'm to say

I'll say it anyway
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# TAAAAAAKEEE ONNN MEEEE
TAKE A3! TAAAAAAKEEE MEEEEE ONNNNN!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# was this the lady of the mecca box?
EDIT: yes.. yes it is. nother 2 gave the game away.. if it was indeed a game.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Yes, correct.
Hidden camcorder. Check!
Bottle Of Ultra Strong GHB'd Australian White. Check!
Chains, Whips, Handcuffs and Dildo. Check!
She's as good as mine.
Muahahahah
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
# aaah rape
one question though.. why would you pring a dildo to a date rape session.. or is that for personal use?

also the handcuffs seem a bit redundant.. but then again I suppose it would make it easier to keep her in position.

well good luck to you sir.

gaz me for alibi if necessary.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)
# You have it all wrong,
im a submissive, theyre all for my consumption.

:D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I like the idea of her drinking the wine while you chain yourself to a radiator
only to realise as she passes out the error in your plan.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# HAHAH
that would be a disasterous end to a night full of promise. hehehe, quality.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:51, archived)
# can i have after you?
woo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# As Tony Manero said
"Sloppy seconds ain't my style"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Me neither
but fuck! I'd go last and still eat her out!

Thats a bit sick that actually, but b3ta forgives this kind of thing in the wee small hours
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# b3ta might
but i'm sure she'd have a thing or two to say about it :P
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Arf!
Im gonna do my best to keep as much distance as possible between her and b3ta.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# might put a dampener on the whole mission if you don't :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Bokes!
and Bokes HARD!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Define:
Bokes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# For my usage
gags to stop throwing up
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Excellent
*wrings hands*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# so for your usage
gagging people to stop them throwing up is ok?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# No
its the sound you make when you desperately try to stop yourself throwing up
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:41, archived)
# silly :p
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# And that :P
Takes it back to tongues :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# cunilingus ftw :P
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)
# EYES!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 6:35, archived)
# And why not!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# haha, he nearly died
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Depends what you read I guess
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# flipping a car multiple times counts as a near death, i'll wager
at least an almost accident
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Further down the same article
"He was lucid, conscious," Mr McFerrin said. "He was talking, joking with some of the rescue workers at one point."

When one person tried to take a photo with a mobile phone, Mr Freeman joked, "no freebies, no freebies," Mr McFerrin said.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# ah ha!
I think you'll find his car BEGAN to flip several times according to the news!

I reckon it maybe lifted one wheel slightly off the road a few times, which, technically would be the beginning of a flip, but a lot less dangerous- I reckon Mr Freeman is getting the spokesman to make him sound cool!

Or maybe not...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)
# it certainly did flip... I shot this footage live!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
ahha, also, this is fucking hysterical
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FkQiuKtjffY&watch_response
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:18, archived)
# pfft, what?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
# JA!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# your extended death scene made me lol
thankee :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# ehhe
that was made in response to mine, he dun goode
AAAAAAAANd goiodniught

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# pfft, nite!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# You be the kingfeesh of utoob finds !
Upside yo head . . . rage outless !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# YO, iI DONE DID FOUND DA TOOOBS B!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Get busy living
or get busy driving
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:20, archived)
# haha poor morgan
mind if i rant for a sec

every time one of those "sally traffics" or such like come on the radio, wittering on about the A1 or M5 being closed due to an overturned car, like it's such an inconvenience, they never make it clear that the plice are having to scrape body parts off the road so that you can enjoy congestion free journeys again :(
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
# What ever became of Miss Daisey ?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:24, archived)
# DRIVEN TO MADNESS
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# She had a sex change
and became a free man

(*self spangs*)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:30, archived)
# oh don't mind if i do!
*spang* *spang* *spang*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Checks both of the above^
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:34, archived)
# hahaha
Yes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] i find your lack of chewy treats disturbing...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# "have you got 10p dad?"
btw

i find it quite refreshing that you reply to every post after your pic :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# "Luke, I am not your bank manager!"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# i find your lack of teeth equally disturbing...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)
# ha, nice
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)
# GUMBALLS !
I click/liked your weeeeeeeeeeeee ow too !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# thankee kindly :)
always nice to know my silliness is appreciated
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# It also reminds me of my bowler fanatic . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# HEY, PAULA
MAYBE YOU CAN JUST TRY SHITTING YOURSELF AND CRYING AGAIN.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1041601/Paula-If-I-dont-win-I-got-bitten-spider.html
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# ha, what? :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# "hey hey Paula"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Spiders R Deadly.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# deadly spiders r spiders and deadly
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# a woo a yay
and a why not hey?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# ha, awesome :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# chars, durleng
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# BALL TOO EASY

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Thrillerrrrrrrrrr!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# /gumb -all
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:00, archived)
# forrest?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha.

I'm writing a vaguely serious albeit ridiculous article about the discordance in free expression between faithed and secular people, citing examples of religious free expression which are exempt from dress codes as opposed to the none secular examples.

You have no idea how tempting it is to draw a picture of a woman walking into work wearing a Muhammed bomb as one of the illustrations. Damn you b3ta!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)
# for anything in particular?
or just for arts sake?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Arts sake I suppose.
Given that my own power of self publication is at best limited.

I honestly can't think of anything to draw for the two illustrations now, they're usually something silly but this was unnaturally serious which makes things difficult.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# are you after using your own stuff?
if not, the one that got printed in that magazine that started all the ruckus might work
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Well the illustration I did for the last article was a adult cowboy riding one of those electric kids rides you get outside supermarkets.
Except the little pay bit said LIFE, and he was riding a coffin.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# for a moment there i read that as 'electric kids'
honestly, i don't know, but i'd be keen to read when it's finished
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I've not let anyone from b3ta onto the stuff due to writing under a pseudonym.
It's not something I really want to associate with, not because it's necessarily offensive but because it's that sort of satire you want to base purely on the fictional characters you write which are writing it.

Also I just thought about a girl's ample chest with a cross dangling across the cleavage, but with an actual struggling dying Jesus bleeding into her cleavage. But I think that's a bit strong, plus it would mean having a massive cross on the page which isn't great either.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Squirrels with tits

vs

Squirrels without tits
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# vs squirrels with tits and cocks
?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# draw a man nailing his cock to a table
thas how i free up my expression any way.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ^this for the win
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# What size nails do you use . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Is that one of those vague statements which only really makes tertially level innuendo sense?
Because if it is...*shakes fist*

That's a signifier that I'd punch you...not wank you off.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I just remember it as an extreme example of freedom of expression
while i was studying philosophy. positing the question how far does freedom of expression go.

I felt people should be allowed to nail their cock to things in the street if they so wished as the punishment is kinda implicit in the action.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Like this?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# christ
how hairy are his legs?!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Easy, my legs aren't far off that.
Fucking typical, once I finish the sodding thing, draw the drawings, scan them in, the fucking uploaded goes to shit in a bag. Oh well, I'm going to sleep.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# A for effort :)
nite!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# LET'S NOT EVEN START ABOUT ATHEIST QUAKERS
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:01, archived)
# ...now son...don't eat too many treats before destroying planets...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:57, archived)
# "but mother, Leia will smell my foul stench!"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
# er...
Wazowski!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Fuck.
Yes.

Click.

That is all.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 7:30, archived)
# ....................is it friday yet?...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It is on Neptune . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
# BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Free beam rides . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# yeah...i've been on that ride!...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Round Trip !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# very interesting...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# The answer desk says . . . maybe . . . and that's final !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# AHH!...
...FFFEEAARRSS!!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)
# this is making me think of watership down
a yay!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Is it back up now ?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:51, archived)
# ...
*tuts*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:03, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# ISE
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# so am i let's have a cup of tea
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I don't know what's what anymore
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
# windy innit? no thirsty
that must have blown away those deleted threads!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# heh heh...gronk!...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# IT'S NOT ME
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i know...but i already named the files under 'gronk'...
...i'll change it if i knew what to call the guy(?)

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:42, archived)
# I heard it's Mning McGee
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Rowman
That's what I call it, anyway.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# ...i'm gonna make this guy famous...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Hold still !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:13, archived)
# this is full of wonder
yay!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
# hang her!...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry] She loves it . . . pure genius !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hey...
...i don't like the way that hat is throbbing at me.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Oh yes she does . . .
what's the safe word ?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Spaghetti!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
# spaghetti!... spaghetti!...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Hey . . . easy on the meatballs !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# haa haa...
...want another helping?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:48, archived)
# NO thanx . . . none was enough !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Free at last . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# morning pea...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] boobhats
for those twins you know and hate

(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# ooo cake :s
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I'd hit it!
If I didn't have to go to work today... *groans*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I like to pick cheeries !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# work pah!
3 more days then i'm off to Portugal for two weeks
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Pie has cake !
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# i like the idea,...but prefer the real thing...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Cat's cradle . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# haha
tell more about the something truly majestic
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:45, archived)
# He saw me naked.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I think you'll find that was
item number 4
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:47, archived)
# haha
is no.10 achieve enlightenment?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# So why haven't you crossed it off?
Because it was something Truly Majestic!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# pfft
I read it as magnetic
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I read it as
something truly magenta.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I would like to get a bucket . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# of?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)
# The Bucket
it's kinda like when my one wish was that I would never need one wish
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i like this wish :)
edit: i now wish that i didn't stay up and drink all of her indoors vodka, that won't bode well for me in tomorrow
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Guilt trips are one way . . .
don't worry about it . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:29, archived)
# just checked your profile
and it was 11111 posts, woo
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Thanks . . . goes well with quite a few tunes . . .
ED: Oh . . . i get cha 11111 . . . funny I never look . . . turns my name purple . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
# toot toot
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:47, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)
# that...^
...belongs in the bucket!....:P
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Get Beck in touch with who?

woo!~
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *groan*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Haha! Smoooooth.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Magnum, Lime Eye?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Private leyem . . .
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Just messing around
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# the texture of his/her face flesh
is wonderfully disturbing
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# love the hair
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I can't tell you
how annoyed I am that someone else has found these tools ;)

But bloody well done sir!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I ate that duck!
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:57, archived)
# its eyes
look like vaginal pumped.. well.. vaginas.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Have you got?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:59, archived)
# nicely done
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# spang!


Click for bigger (123KB)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] didn't take long......
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# awesome lurkage
282px wide, good compression, I see no reason for this not to be fp'd ;D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# ^this^
that is admiral sized poo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# the main thing is..
im just happy she's still smiling
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# is that a smile
or a grimace?

edit: i mean even without the poo, y'know in real (public) life?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# hmmm
well she's the queen, if she wants to wear a shit-hat she can!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# probs made from corgi faeces
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Evening, all.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# any place you go is right!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Just near for the moment,
those stars are awfully far away...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Pop those onions
in the pan for a few minutes mr worf.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# lol, starwars!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# where's KV?
with her bangers?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ainsley just reminds me of..was it kittyvomits fp
'prick with fork'?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Topical News Quiz
What's Morgan thinking as his reckless protégé tests out the new wheels?


can b3ta reach into his mind?

edit: best cock-related entry wins an evening at Mr Freeman's bed-side.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
#
"I wonder if the people of b3ta can read my mind"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# "Oh god, I'm rubbing my massive beige cock!"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# that's the look of shame
he's just followed through. There's an unexpected item in the bagging area.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# bugga!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com board
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# touché :D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# E.T. YOU'RE SO BIG
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# E.T.? :D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:56, archived)
# oh it's warm and squishy. I wonder if he can smell it yet?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# "Miss Daisy
Ism Gawn' Kill Me When She Find Out I Be Car Jacked!"
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Actually, surely an excuse if any to post Zombie joker.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:52, archived)
# yay!
spankingly good colours there...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# 'hmm this situation reminds me of clansouls brandow dogging pic'
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# genuine middle-of-the-night lol
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# what's with
the trees in the background?

was this taken from a scene that was cut, or was it just a doctored promo image?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# the latter
to give it that rural mayhem feel.

this quote from the news, "the vehicle was airborne when seen leaving the highway", has led me to see parallels with the Dukes of Hazzard. A mid-air collision over the county lines would be a beautiful sight.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
doctored promopr0no image
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# doodles
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# yep.
I only have 17 fans :(
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ONLY?!
Utter utter bastard
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Am I your only fan?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm not that rubbish.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ICE BURN, YO.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# darth maul meets the annoying devil from balls of steel?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I thought exactly that.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# woo to that
*high five for similar cultural referencing*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Fans?
Whatchootalkinboutwillis?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# start the fans please
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Oh yes.
*plays harmonica and shadow fences with cane*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
# I have 47
fuck knows why
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# It's OK - I only have 68.
:)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I have 1
my prize.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# lice!!!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# !
oooh doublage!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I heard you give blow jobs for people who fan you.
Bad ones at that.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I do. I do a terrible job at it too. They should know better.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Too much teef.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# :) gmod time. brb
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# fly my pretties!
i want to make talking origami now
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# i have always wanted to do an art exhibtion that was just
my various failed attempts at making origami cranes/creatures. i am so ham fisted i would never be able to make one. i think it would have a tragic beauty
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# these are good
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Who was it that made like a million cranes for his girlfriend?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Hiro
in heroes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Nope, someone on here did it, pre-heroes.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# thinking of this
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Yep, someone on here did it for his girlfriend.
I think it may have been Sheehan.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I take it you've seen the origami of the ridiculously good origami man?
Can't remember where i found him.. possibly could of been the b3ta newsletter but I'm not sure...
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Transparent paper makes for living origami cranes.
Yep.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I LOVE THIS
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# they (who are they? the wizards?) need to create an 'i love this' link
something that gave 1 point for 'i like this' and say 2 points for 'i love this'
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# you should only get 5 'love this' goes a year though
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# this seems fair
it would cheapen it otherwise. could have a system similar to lovefilm, with 1-5 stars allowing half stars
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i signed up for that on a 3 month free trial
and cancelled before the 3 month date. now they send me new "6 months free trial. we love you connor. please connor. i'll be your best friend if you join" every week. quite sweet.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:49, archived)
# aww bless em
ruff ruff - i think he likes you
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i've been with them for probs 3 years now
i go through phases where I watch loads n loads and really get my moneys worth, then only watch around 2-3 dvds a month, which isn't really worth it. Though I'm on an unlimited, 2 discs at a time which I pay up 6 months in advance which works out less that a tenner a month. Even better now I realise they do blu-ray
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# yeah
and when youve used all 5 up you have to drop something youve 'loved' to add it. Great idea! Make people carefully consider before their clicks.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I like this, misterconnor
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
# your doodles never fail make me smile
you're a hero of the pen/stylus/mouse
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I was in a bad mood
but now I'm not :)

really lovely stuff
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Con, do you have this in bigger size? I love it.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)
# thanks, you could centre it on a white background
no point upsizing pixelly stuff
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
When I placed the voice activated tape recorder inside of her latex mouth. Even my blow up girlfriend insults me.


I'm so alone.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:46, archived)
# :D
Noice!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yep.
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
# AAAYTTB
Yep
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
# This is lovely
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:04, archived)
# yep.
definitely.
<3 and a *click*
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# be the first to find the same joke on b3ta...

...and win a meal for two*

*plastic bibs provided at no extra charge.

edit: also, shame on anyone who gets this.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:18, archived)
# you have made me smile :o)
though also, slightly disturbed in a good way
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# excellent
then I shall depart all the gladder.

but this is what sparked the whole thing off
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha
amazing
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)
# probs no different to all the western people with chinese tatoos that are just gibberish
my missus is supposed to have her name on her neck, though it probs says cunt
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
# bib is such a good word
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:22, archived)
# bib bib bib
the more you say it, the less sense it makes
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# just like
democracy
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
# and dungarees :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Tile for desktop chaos.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:15, archived)
# symetrical porno!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:23, archived)
# there's plenty more where that came from.
Some of it extremely NSFW (this was actually a harmless sculpture though)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Rock porn!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Too true.
In don't buy any of this 'celebration of the human form' crap. It's all for kicks.
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
# The most obvious joke of the day. Done for about the 8th time I suspect
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# haha ace! Minor TJ:
My new song is all done! And I'm rather proud of it.

www.b3ta.com/links/Indigo_The_new_song_by_Tom_Milsom
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I was very confused for a moment
"where's that music coming from!"

etc

edit: as a reward, have a picture of a ballerina
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)
# that's a happy tune for the image below
how long has b3ta been able to embed mp3s?
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i like it
though it reminds me a little of the feeling
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i like the way your voice changes to say magenta
congratulations :)
(, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

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